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MUSIC: 'Mucho Mambo Sway' by Shaft

IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...

# When marimba rhythms Starts to play... #

Decisions were made...

The girl... ..I would like to couple up with... ..is...

Emily. Yasmin. Shakira.

My Meg. Helena. Toni. Alima.

I'm so ready to couple up and sleep in a bed with you.

# Hold me close, sway me more... # IAIN: ..and pulses were pounding.

# When marimba rhythms... # CHEERING

# Starts to play, dance with me... # Stop!

He would be an unbelievable shag, wouldn't he?

Woo!

Oh, my days.

# When marimba rhythms Starts to play... #

Harry's heart rate was raised the most by Helena.

# Hold me close, sway me more. #

Tonight...

Did you hear what Helena whispered in Harry's ear?

..careless whispers... GASPS

It always takes two to tango. ..caused chaos.

This doesn't change anything for me. It changes everything for me.

TEXT ALERT And there's two...

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. ..new Bombshells.

That's no good.

LOVE ISLAND THEME

# Falling in love with you

# Is the dirtiest thing That I've ever done

# Falling to sleep with you... #

IAIN: The heart rate challenge is over and, for my money,

those boys used way too much oil. I went to hug Harry after his dance,

he shot at my arms and bounced off the ceilings, the slippery boy.

# Falling in love with you Falling in love with you. #

Hello. Hello.

You all right? Not really. How are you?

I'm not, like, mad at you, you've not done anything wrong.

Cos, like, you were actually were really respectful.

It's just annoying cos you barely touch each other.

I was out of breath with yours, like, literally out of breath.

I've got my heart beating out my chest.

Then she's just, like... I couldn't even tell you what she did.

I was just stood there like, "Oh, well done." I guess it's my fault.

It's not your fault. It's just annoying.

It's just, like... SHE SIGHS

Everyone is just saying to me, like,

"There's something there with Harry and Helena,

"there's something there with Harry and Helena."

But I'm telling you there's not. Yeah, I know.

And your heart's going... It's not! She's not even touched you.

Oh, my God. Do you think I want to be with Helena?

I feel like you should go to the Hideaway

and shag each other and get it out your system or something.

So much sexual tension. How have you gathered that from...?

You said it in snog, marry...

Yeah, and then I said there's a whole lot less now. Clearly not.

You looked really fit, though. Thanks, babe. Go on, give it... Oh!

Maybe give it one more, it might make you feel better. Go on.

A really hard one. Careful what you wish for.

HE GROANS

Does that make you feel better? Yeah.

I just feel like there's something between them two

and he doesn't want to admit it to me.

It's just frustrating, but he's not done anything wrong.

Ooh, chocolate. SHE GIGGLES

I thought you were gonna be good,

but I didn't think you were gonna be that good. Yeah?

I had an idea of what I was gonna do to every single boy,

and then I go in there, and I was like, "Let me just go all out."

Then you done your thing with me. I had a face full of everything.

I didn't know my jaw could go that low, yeah? Shut up!

My jaw just hit the... Really?

They was all saying after, "I have never heard Ben this speechless."

Is that what they were saying? Yeah.

Yeah, no wonder I raised your heart the most.

I was not expecting anything else. For me, yours was the best.

Toni said that as well. So did Meg. So I will take that.

Was that you that I made you touch my titties? I was like... Yeah.

Did you enjoy that? My face was all up in there.

You just could not stop looking, could you? And then you... Ah!

And then what? You're getting me excited.

That smile, it's the smile. What? Yeah, nah, you got it.

The face card's a joke. Never declines, does it?

You're pulling me closer.

I'm just very touchy. It's cool, man, you can touch.

But honestly, all the girls were like, "Yeah, Ben did so well."

Yeah? Yeah.

I'll take it. You were gassing me up.

That was a good challenge. Think we can kiss properly now?

That's enough.

CHEERING Ben and Alima just kissed?

Why are you blushing? I don't...!

HE LAUGHS Why are you blushing?

I'm not blushing. You're blushing.

I'm fine. You're the one blushing.

Oh, man. Harry has gone straight over chatting with Helena.

I don't know where Shakira has gone. Is he having a one-on-one?

No. With D and Meg, but still, like...

Yeah, she is fuming. Bro, Shakira is fuming.

I think he needs to pull her,

and he needs to put it to bed early doors.

What he doesn't need to do is sit with Helena.

He doesn't help himself, does he? No...

Did you hear what Helena whispered in Harry's ear in the thing?

She whispered, "I can't wait to fuck you."

And then he whispered in her ear, "Do you still want to fuck me?"

Oh, I didn't know that. Oh! I love that... Why was no-one...?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Let's tell everyone."

Do you know what his excuse is going to be, though?

"It's just a challenge. I was just teasing her..."

Gets to a stage where, like, fair enough if you mess up or whatever,

but it is disrespectful to sit...

If she says that in his ear, fair enough.

To say it back... He was giving it back.

If I was Shakira,

and the girl I was with was doing that to another fella...

I would be, like... Yeah, a million percent.

Would you pull Shakira if she was single?

I might pull her now, but the thing is,

I'll talk to her, yeah, I will pull her,

but I think it would be more about her being annoyed by Harry than us.

I think that's going to be the whole conversation with her to begin with.

And anything she did would be to get at him.

Which I don't mind. I will be that guy.

THEY LAUGH

I like the whisper in the ear. That might have done it.

That might have done the heart rate.

You said, like, not like your own voice.

It was like... "you wanna fuck?" THEY LAUGH

He said it in an R&B voice.

But why is she fuming? Probably because it's Helena.

She was necking Conor.

Connor was snogging Shakira big time.

In his one? In his? We could go in the Hideaway, Harry.

Guys, you are just rubbing it in.

It's bollocks, mate. I'm telling you.

No, you just fancy each other too much.

You are an enabler.

How does this happen to me every time?

How does every single challenge... I just get done over?

Yeah, you are in the doghouse, mate.

Is she sat there now? Yeah.

Why is he sat with Helena? They have barely touched each other.

You saw. I know. Trust me.

But neither of you raised each other's.

Yeah, but that was purely shock factor.

I think it's because obviously I wasn't expecting that.

I don't think you should read that much into it.

That's what I mean. It's nothing I can kick off over.

It's just annoying and the fact that he's gone and sat down

with them straight away.

I just can't be arsed. I know, babe.

"Am I not enough for you?!"

You know you are.

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... #

IAIN: With the challenge over, Ben has given me my pet gerbil back.

He's spent a lovely night in Ben's PVC pants.

Apparently, there was plenty of room.

Anyway, you lot. Off to bed.

We smashed that, girls. I was like, I'm going to go all out.

Yeah, you fucking go, girl. As I should.

Is Shakira OK? She is raging.

I'm going to speak to her... I think it's not that deep.

It's not that deep.

Me and Harry really didn't go all out on each other at all. Yeah.

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Yes, I can... #

How was the kiss? It was good. The chat was good.

It's very flirty and banter, I need to find if there is, like...

Substance. Yeah, substance.

But he is attractive. That's true.

Do you feel like I should just tell her?

No. It's not that deep, is it?

What? "I can't wait to fuck you?"

THEY LAUGH

The challenge is annoying.

What the fuck is going on between them?

If you want my personal opinion,

I think there is still something there between Harry and Helena.

# We opened our eyes We can all make it shine... #

Tommy, you are going to have a good night.

Imagine if she comes in in that white, mate.

That's what I said.

Was you all happy with your couple's heart rates?

Was everyone happy? Strikingly, I was.

That was so fun. Do you not think?

ALL: Good night! Night, guys. One big happy family.

SHE GASPS

IAIN STIRLING: Last night, Helena told Harry,

"I can't wait to BLEEP you," which is such a turn-on.

Although, take it from me, that phrase is less exciting

when it's said by a guy calling you from HMRC.

# Been lookin' far and wide To find a kind of guy who satisfies

# I finally think I found him now... #

How we feeling after last night? Did we get our heartrate back down?

Get a good night's sleep?

Somebody was kissing for about fucking 45 minutes.

Yeah. Who was it?

Harry and Shakira? I doubt it.

Harry trying to get out the doghouse.

# Cloud nine I manifested him... #

Helena said she wants to fuck me.

Bad boy information, it's about that.

Oh, maybe it was Connie told her.

Connie told who? Alima.

How did Con know? Surely T didn't leak us again.

I told no-one. Yeah, but did you tell, like, Con?

I told Con, yeah. LAUGHTER

ALL: T!

Kissed and made up, Shakira? I wasn't even pissed off at him.

Why does everyone think I was gonna kick off at him?

What did you say to her?

She asked me about... "Did Helena say something?"

And I said, yeah, I think she said she wanted to fuck you.

So you did say it. LAUGHTER

A lot of the girls know that. No, they didn't.

Yes, they did. Yes, they did.

They didn't know what was said, they just know that something was said.

And now you've... Are you talking about me?

Oh... Shakira, Shakira, Shakira.

# Is he faithful? Check A gentleman? Check

# The way I trust him I ain't gotta check... #

He was saying something. I walked in and he went, "Oh!"

SHE LAUGHS

He'd seen a ghost. He went, "Oh, Shakira, Shakira."

Should I wear that? It's Shakira's, but...

# Cos he give it so good, no doubt

# No ifs, buts or maybes Confidence, it go crazy... #

If I'm getting your man's heartrate up

by saying, "I can't wait to fuck you,"

over you actually performing sex moves on them,

then that says a lot.

And I'm gonna tell her that if you'd whispered it back in my ear...

At the end of the day, you can't control your pulse.

# I-I-I love him so I love my baby

# I love my baby I-I-I love him so

# I love my baby I-I-I love him so. #

How are things between you and Harry

after the heartrate challenge last night?

I feel like, in the challenge, he actually was quite respectful.

So, Helena whispered in his ear, "I can't wait to fuck you,"

and I think that's the reason why his heart went like that.

He knew that she whispered that.

And, yeah, I think he should've told you last night.

He replied something back to her... "Do you still wanna fuck me?"

Obviously, like, Conor told me, and I was like...

As a girl's girl, I was like, "I'm gonna tell Shakira."

And it always takes two to tango.

She wouldn't just put it on easy with a guy if...

If she wasn't getting something back, exactly.

But I feel like you just need to turn it off. Yeah.

Thank you for telling me. If it was me, I'd hate to...

Not know. Yeah. If I found out my girls knew...

Now I know why everyone's fucking whispering and laughing

and expecting me to kick off at him.

Helena can fuck off! Helena can actually fuck off.

Fair enough if you've gone and fucking done it -

fucking tell me about it.

She's made jokes this morning about us kissing for 45 fucking minutes,

saying stuff about "Oh, clearly not in the doghouse."

Tell me why he needs to be in the fucking doghouse, then. Exactly.

Yeah. She always does this. She always does this.

Just go and fuck each other in the Hideaway.

Would you have preferred it to come from him?

Of course! Yeah, definitely.

Everyone's fucking pissing themselves about me

behind their back.

Well, it's not fucking funny. Let's start with that.

Everyone finds it hilarious.

I just feel like I'm the fucking entertainment of the villa

every time Harry does something.

Oh, God. Right. Carpe diem.

IAIN: Harrison and Harry are playing everybody's favourite roleplay game,

choosing your favourite flavour in an ice cream parlour.

Ooh, I think Harry's going for bubblegum.

Let's go.

Hey. She said, "Let's go."

Just "let's go"? Yeah.

Oh, he knows. Look at him.

THEY LAUGH

Get the shame suit out.

HE SIGHS

Anything you wanna tell me?

I'm sure you've heard it from everyone, what happened,

and Helena said she can't wait to fuck me in the challenge.

And then I said "Do you still want to fuck me?"

If I wanted to, I could've said that to you yesterday.

It wouldn't change anything for me.

Mm, it changes everything for me, so... OK.

I hope that was a really fun... I understand.

..five seconds for you.

Why does it change everything?

Because we literally had the conversation.

Yeah, we did. I don't even have to tell you.

I don't even have to sit here and say things to you.

It's just fucking wasted energy. I haven't said it back, like...

You basically did, Harry!

No, I didn't. I just said, "Do you still want to?"

I wasn't, like... God, what could that possibly fucking mean?

I didn't say, "I wanna fuck you too," did I?

SHE SIGHS And I don't.

I can't believe I'm even having this conversation with you.

I genuinely just can't be arsed.

I actually can't be arsed feeling like this all the fucking time.

I know, and neither can I. Like...

Well, why do you fucking do it, then?!

Oh. Was that her? Yeah.

Oh, shit. She's shouting.

Why? Genuinely, why? What goes on in your fucking head?

Just... honestly, go and fucking shag your good-time girl.

We're not gonna do it, though. Honestly, do it.

Get it out of your system, cos I can't be arsed with it any more.

I swear to God, it's so done.

It's so boring. Like, I don't... It is fucking boring!

It's fucking boring. Just go and shag each other in the Hideaway.

Fucking hell. I'm not gonna do that.

Well, you clearly fucking want to!

Shakira, do you want to go for a chat?

Not really, Helena, to be honest. Fair enough.

Catch you lot in a bit.

Do you want egg and avocado, babe? Yes, please, baby girl.

Do you want to go sit down? Come on, doll.

What do you think I should do here?

I think... Just leave it, move on?

I think, older guy to older guy, when you know you've got something,

I think you've got to give it a bit of time.

But I think she will come round.

Oh! What did you say to him?

I didn't even say much, to be honest.

I just felt like I was wasting my breath, because he knew.

It's like every time he gets the chance, he shows his ass repeatedly.

She can take my bikini off, stupid bitch.

That's why I don't share things.

Cos they'll kiss your man wearing your bikini.

Why the fuck would I wanna speak to you

when I've just ended things with him?

You said you're done? Yeah. Obviously.

You know you're doing the right thing? Yeah.

Any man that has walked in here or will walk in here wants you.

He's a fucking idiot.

TEXT ALERT Oh.

I've got a text! What? What?

READS ALOUD

THEY LAUGH

# This is my time This is my time... #

Harry's head's gonna be gone.

THEY LAUGH

SHE LAUGHS MOCKINGLY

That's no good.

Good taste, Ryan. THEY LAUGH

They're going on a date. TEXT ALERT, GASPING

Do it, D. Shout it, D. I got a text!

Shut up, D. Please be me.

READS ALOUD

What?!

He's lying. No, bullshit. You're lying.

Conor's buzzing. # Nothing can steal my shine... #

Fucking Billykiss. Bullshit!

# This is my time, this is my time This is my time, this time... #

Everyone's missing your man.

Aw, Meg! It's not fair!

# Comb my hair... #

IAIN: They're going on a date!

That reminds me of that classic song. You know the one.

# We're going on a date We're going on a date

# We're going on a duh-uh-uh-uh... #

# We're going on a date We're going on a date

# We're going on a duh-uh-uh-uh... #

# And plus, it's been a while... #

D, you looking forward to meeting Billykiss?

Yeah, man. Me and Meg are still open, so we'll have a look.

Course you'll have a look. Course we'll have a look.

Excited to get out of the villa, excited to see what she's about.

How about you, Conor? How you feeling, mate?

Nice to get out on a date? Yeah, man, I'm gassed.

I needed it after the last couple of days, like. Get back in the game.

Get cracking, yeah. Yeah.

# I needed this, just to see... #

He's hurt me as much as I hurt him now.

I'm back!

# Tonight

# Tequila, do your job, girl

# Give me salt and lime

# To help me fix my life One, two, three, four

# Hey-ho, hey-ho

# Give me something With a little tempo

# By the end of the world By the end of the night

# Baby, come over here. #

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IAIN STIRLING: It's date time!

Enjoy the shot of that luxury superyacht cos, trust me,

you won't be seeing that again on this date.

Say hello to Billykiss and Ryan.

# Oh, I'm saying O-M-G Look, a new treat just for me... #

I'm Billykiss. I'm 28. I'm a content creator from Dublin.

# Oh, I'm saying O-M-G Look, a new treat just for me... #

I'm Ryan. I'm 27.

I'm from Sheffield, and I currently work for the Post Office.

If hearts are broken, then so be it. I'm ready to find my man.

I'm a confident, cheeky lad who always gets his own way.

Are you excited? I am.

IAIN: The four Islanders are ready for their dates.

Conor's up first with Billykiss,

and Shakira's dating Post Office worker Ryan.

If Shakira hadn't shown up,

we'd have just left Ryan with a neighbour.

Hello. Hello.

How are you? Good. Nice to meet you.

Lovely to meet you. You look lovely.

Shakira. Ryan.

Oh, my God, I'm hearing a northern accent! You are.

I feel like I'm at home.

She wanted a northern man. Did she?

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. You look lovely.

Thank you. You do, too. Thank you. Erm, Billykiss, is it?

Billykiss, yeah. Billykiss.

Hey, I think you should pop the bottle. Yeah, yeah.

Do the honours. This is...

This is my first time popping a bottle. Really? Yes.

There we go. Fantastic.

Where are you from? Ireland. Are you? Yeah!

What? Could you tell? No way!

Yeah, just as you started speaking now.

Where in Ireland are you from? Dublin. What?

That's mad! Are you from Dublin as well?

No, I'm from Limerick, but I live in Dublin.

This is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. But how are you feeling?

I am excited. I'm excited, yeah. I'm excited, too.

More excited now I've seen you. Ooh. OK, I love that.

You look really good. Oh, thank you.

First impression, she looks like a beautiful girl.

When I saw her walking past,

she looked liked she had a good body as well.

She's confident. She should be. She looks good.

I love the shirt open. Do you? It's giving something.

OK. I'll open it a bit more. I do. I love it.

And the sun is shining. It looks good.

And would you say I'm your type? Yeah.

I go for dark features, like. Yeah. Dark eyes, dark hair.

So, yeah, ticking a lot of boxes. OK.

What's your usual type? I love someone who's confident,

who knows what they want and who'll go after it.

Yeah. Me.

Exactly. I knew you were the right one to pick for this date, yeah.

Might as well just couple up now. Forget about any other dates.

I feel like Conor would be an easy choice for her, though. Yeah.

Safe option. Yeah. You, on the other hand...

Not an easy choice? No.

I really like your personality. Seriously?

From what I could see, your personality seems like a bit of me.

No, I'm buzzing. I feel like I've had a bit of a mad journey in here.

But from the start, Meg and I kind of caught each other's eyes.

She left, so now I'm open... Now you're single.

And there's another Irish person. Literally.

Well, I guess the stars are aligning.

So, yeah, you need to go for me. I was waiting for you to say that.

So, when we get into this villa, you are pulling me for all those chats.

Straightaway, yeah. 100%. Yeah, and it has to work both ways.

Gonna be following you around like a lost puppy.

It has to work both ways.

Don't worry, I'll be pulling you. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Cheers.

Cheers to more dates. Yeah.

How are you feeling, H?

Yeah, no good, mate. No good? Nah, no good.

I think... I think it's just terrible timing, innit,

with what's going on with you and Shakira.

Now she's gone and pulled on a date with this Ryan fella.

Do you think because she's frustrated and angry,

she'll be a lot more open to sticking it on him? Yeah, 100%.

Yeah. But that's all right.

I'm not worried about the other geezer. Yeah, yeah.

I'm just worried, like... Just her and Tone, mate.

They're just gonna egg each other on.

Tone'll be in her ear all day like,

"No, just don't talk to him, don't go back to him." Yeah, yeah.

Which don't help, mate. I know.

Cos we do have something there. Yeah.

But it's just like...

I don't know if it was that...

It didn't feel that serious for me, but obviously, it's upset her. Yeah.

I think it's more the fact that everyone knew, she didn't know.

I know.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting on all this information I ain't told her.

Fucking hell, yeah. Know what I mean?

And it's the fact she's found out

and then has fucked off on a date straightaway. Yeah.

Nah, I've just got to let her have some space, mate.

We'll see what later brings, mate.

If I'm being completely honest,

I hope Shakira has a lovely time on the date.

Look, I know who I am, I know this Ryan chap isn't me.

Erm, so maybe she needs to go on a date to just realise that.

IAIN: Shakira is really enjoying her date with post office worker Ryan.

She is going to take away some lovely memories,

a jiffy bag and half a dozen second-class stamps.

SHAKIRA: Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited to get out of the villa.

Yeah. It's lovely. This is so cute, isn't it?

Yeah, it's unreal. Two stunning views.

Two stunning views! I love that. Where are you from?

Burnley. Where are you from? Like, near Sheffield.

Cheers to that. Yeah, cheers to that.

So, what are you looking for, then?

To be fair, honestly, you put are pretty much my type.

In my mates' group chat and stuff, they'll be like, "Yeah, Shakira..."

Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. You've been definitely up there.

You've got to go for what you want.

What about you? What's your usual type?

I don't really have a particular type, physically.

I just like someone who laugh can laugh my pants off,

that's more to the point.

I'll try my best. THEY LAUGH

He looks like he's a golfer. Yeah, I see that.

So how is villa life treating you? Just had a break-up this morning.

Really? Yeah.

Bloody hell. Perfect timing, then. I was, like, "Ready!"

Harry picked the wrong time to fuck up.

I know. He didn't need this, did he? No. Not at all.

So, tell me about you, then. How would you describe yourself?

Give me your dating profile right now.

Bloody hell. I don't actually go on any dating apps.

Do you not? No, not really.

I much prefer to meet someone in person.

So, what do you do for hobbies? Well, I play football.

Have you got all your toenails?

I don't have the best feet. I'm just going to pre-warn you.

I've got five toes, or whatever it is, yeah.

So you think, if she's interested,

that could be Harry bye-bye, Ryan hi-hi?

You've charmed me. Yeah, that's it.

THEY LAUGH

I think she's feeling it.

I'd definitely say you're my type. Very good looking boy.

Oh, thank you. Appreciate that.

But obviously, it's all personality, but we seem to be getting on so far.

I agree. Definitely. I'm pretty happy right now, I can't lie.

Cheers to a good date. Cheers to a good date.

May there be many more. Oh, maybe. Might be on the cards.

# That's what I love That's what I love... #

IAIN: I can't believe Helena whispered the F word

to Harry last night.

Sexy. Helena once whispered the F word to me.

"Oi, you in 17F, that bag doesn't fit under the seat!

"Stick it in the overhead locker!" Oh, sexy.

How are you feeling, mate? Is your head in the bin?

Been here before, haven't we? We'll be here again.

You always manage to get yourself out of it, don't you?

We'll be here again, I'm sure.

What are you thinking? I dunno.

I feel like I'm in quite a good place right now about everything.

But you're still whispering in my ear, "Do you wanna fuck me?"

I couldn't kiss you, so I had to do something else.

Saying them words. That's all it took.

That outfit you were wearing last night, though.

If you kept that on...

we might have picked up where we left off.

See, now you're just making it sexual again.

Sorry. Is that what you want to do?

No, obviously I don't want that, but I do think that we do just have

quite a lot of sexual tension between us.

What's your game plan?

Other than just whispering sweet, sweet words in my ear every day?

Just waiting for the next challenge. I mean, you could fuck it up.

It's coming again. It's coming.

Like, what do you want to do? What? Right now?

Well, maybe not right this second... SHE LAUGHS

Although it is quite a good time. It's quite perfectly timed.

I think we would have incredible sex,

and I would make you feel unbelievably good,

but do you think that's all it is? No, not at all.

Like, the best time I've had in here is when I was with you.

It's hard to not agree with that.

We obviously know that it's not just physical, then.

It's very hard to like, really progress with someone

when we're, like, both around each other.

Honestly, I haven't had a connection with somebody so quickly

and so strongly in such a short amount of time in fucking ages

that I had with you.

That's why it's been so difficult for me in here.

What about H? I like Harrison.

But what? He ain't me?

# Up and left me on the beach... #

IAIN STIRLING: Back on the date, Ryan wants to win a Tony.

Good luck, mate, I've been trying to win a Golden Globe for ten years,

and they actually have a Best Voice-over category.

David bloody Attenborough every time.

Hey, babe. Nice to meet you. And you. You look lovely.

Thank you, so do you. Thank you. I love yellow.

Would you like a drink? I would love one.

Do you want to learn how to pour Champagne properly? Is that not it?

Go on, then, you can show me. There you go. There we go.

I do this for a living. Really?

Cheers to our first date. Yeah. Lovely first date.

Hello. Hello. Nice to meet you.

Lovely to meet you. OK. A big hug.

That was a big hug. It was. That was a bear hug. It was.

Are you excited to meet me? Yeah, I'm excited to meet you.

I'm excited to meet you, too. My name is Billykiss.

My name is Dejon. Dejon. Oh, I love that.

Shall we have a little toast? Yes. Let's have a little toast.

It's gonna be two different dates between me and D.

All right, Cheers. What are we cheersing to?

Cheers to new beginnings. New beginnings.

THEY CHUCKLE

Do you have loads of tattoos? I have a few. Let's see them.

"Who god blessed no man can curse." OK. Got a photo of my Nan.

This is like a little me and then heaven gates, little stairs.

I love a guy with tattoos. You have some on your chest?

Yeah, I have some on my chest. You have some tats?

I see you have some tats. We have Muse. Muse, OK? Yeah.

Stars. Fingers. 1111. Believe in yourself.

I have another one here, I have another one here.

Are you quite spiritual? I am, actually. I am. Are you?

Yeah, I'm spiritual. I'm religious. Yeah, I am. Where you from?

Guess. It's the best African country that exist. We are very proud.

You are just setting me up for failure here.

No, no, think about it. Which country so proud of themselves?

Nigeria. You know it enough. It has to be. It has to be.

We are so proud of ourselves. Yeah, that's a good guess.

Oh, he's flirting, she's on it. Yeah, yeah, he loves a bit of that.

She's beautiful.

I was trying to work out kind of like where you was from.

Is my accent not coming out? Yeah, Irish. Yeah, I'm Irish, yeah.

Dublin? Dublin.

So your current situation is you are living in Ireland? Yes.

That's a little bit far. Would you move to London for me?

Do you know what, yeah, if you were serious.

You would move to London for me? Yeah, if you were serious.

This is kicking off already. If you were serious.

Like, if you were serious, why not? Yeah.

Because I need a reason to come back. Mm-hm.

You are really beautiful, you know. Really? Thank you. Am I your type?

You're my type. I actually don't have a type.

My type is beautiful women. Beautiful women. And personality?

I like someone who is beautiful on the inside and outside.

You always say that, come on, give me something different.

No, that's my type. No, give me something different.

How can I change my type? Elaborate. Something else.

Someone who is caring. Understanding. OK.

Family oriented. I am really close to my family.

Really? And my brother is my best friend.

My sister is my best friend too. Yeah? Literally.

What you like in personality?

Do you know what, yeah, I love a confident man.

I love someone who is assertive.

Who knows what they want, who goes for it. What do you do?

Oh, I'm a content creator. What content do you create?

Fashion content, beauty content. A bit of everything, basically.

Yeah? Yeah.

Now you're looking at me... THEY CHUCKLE

You're like, "Does she look like a content creator?"

Yeah, nah, I like what you are wearing. Thank you.

Your dress is nice. I like your outfit too.

Do you like how I dress? I do. I do. I like your two-piece.

Yeah. And I like your shoes. You like everything?

Yeah. A bit of everything. Yeah.

That's good. That's a good start. Yeah.

Full of confidence, isn't she?

"I like your outfit, I like your two-piece.

"Ah, and I like your shoes." Fuck off.

But the thing is, obviously, you are my type, which is why I picked you.

Yeah. And are you open to get to know me?

Of course I am open to get to know you.

Do you want to get to know me? Of course.

I think you're a beautiful girl. I'm happy with what I see.

Are you happy? I am. Out of 10.

Out of 10? You want me to rate it? Mm.

Seven? Seven's no good.

No, you're being a bit reserved. Let's just scrap this.

You're being a bit reserved, it's not my fault.

Seven's no good, though. But your energy is giving seven.

Seven is good. No, seven is no good.

Not for me. It could be a ten.

Might as well call it a day now.

I didn't give you a seven, I gave this a seven.

What, you give what a seven?

Like, the interaction. OK.

So, what do you give me? Oh, a 10!

Oh, cool, you saved yourself. Oh!

Look, she's pissing herself. He's being naughty.

He loses his head every time he gets out this villa. Yeah.

All composure goes.

What would you give me, then? Er... Yeah, a 10, 10, 10.

I think you had no other choice. No, honestly, you're beautiful.

I saw you walking down, as soon I walked over, I said, "Wow."

Oh, I love that, thank you. I was happy.

I feel like you could be trouble. Really?

Yeah, good trouble. Good trouble. All right, let's cheers.

To good trouble. New beginnings. And...

A great date. Yeah.

THEY LAUGH

# Come on, baby, closer I've got something to say... #

IAIN: Helena likes two boys,

so these past few days have been pretty Harry.

I mean, hairy.

She just needs to have a good chat with Hairy-son.

I mean Harrison.

Can we all just keep calm and Harry on?

Oh, not again!

I feel like, you know, the energy he has given me...

You would think he would want...

He's basically saying he wants to couple up with me in the coupling.

Do you want to come for a chat?

Well, there we are. Talk of the devil...

And he shall appear. Have fun.

Where do you want to go?

Erm... Is it going to be really hot up there?

Come with me, come with me.

Go on, Harrison, boy. He's pulling your bird.

"My bird"...

It's going to be the battle of the bombshell now, isn't it?

Mm-hm. Are you nervous?

Me? Yeah.

I reckon she's going to be fucking fit as fuck,

like worse than all of them.

And I reckon his head could turn. For this one?

Yeah. I don't know why.

He could be giving off so much right now, or he could be saying no.

It's just annoying that he keeps getting tested.

Getting comfy? I'm just trying to get comfortable.

I was thinking about the H situation, you know what I mean?

I think it's more just sexual tension.

Do you think? Do get that with me?

Yeah, obviously. Do you get it with me?

Yeah, massively.

You have been the best kisser since being here.

I feel like I naturally want to kiss you.

With Toni, I don't get that.

Who's up there? Harrison and Helena?

Helena and Harrison? Yeah.

Are you heading down? SHE SNIGGERS

Is that it? SHE SNIGGERS

Less of that. No, come here.

So, how you been? Ooh, it's been something.

Is it? Hideaway Helena strikes again.

Is that her nickname for it? It ain't the first time.

Really? Yeah, so, do you think you and Harrison

are going to sort things out, or...?

We are in a decent place right now. But it is never forgotten.

But he has mugged you off a little bit.

Trust me... Yeah.

I know, and I'm not one to look stupid

or usually give second chances.

If somebody mugs you off, though,

you can't just let them walk all over you.

I usually don't. So if he's going to be open,

I'm going to be open as well, do you know what I mean?

You've got to be, haven't you? What is your usual type, then?

I don't usually go for blonds. Do you not?

It's the sun making it more blond.

You look more like a golfer. Oh, I'm definitely not a golfer.

I do look probably dressed like one. You look like a golfer.

Old money style, you see. It is. Are you?

No. I'm really bad at golf. I play football and cricket.

Really? I don't know shit about cricket.

I was about to say, I bet you have no idea.

I don't know shit about cricket. I played soccer.

Yeah? It's football, though, isn't it?

Soccer. Yeah. What is your usual type?

My usual type is properly like a tanned brunette with nice eyes,

so you are doing quite well there. Thank you.

I feel like they get on better.

Have you ever dated an American? I've not, no.

I've only ever spoken to probably one.

Have you ever been to America? No, never.

Where would you go first? Probably Vegas.

Good answer. Good answer.

They are getting on!

A lot of the girls haven't been tested yet.

No, that is true.

We've been waiting for someone like you.

Really? Oh, I love that. Like, I don't know.

Hopefully Harrison is not too intimidated by me.

Are you intimidated by him? Definitely not.

Look at the abs on that. There's no fucking abs, mate.

Can I call you a fluff ball yet or not?

You can call me a fluff ball.

# La, la, la, la... #

Oi, oi! # La, la, la, la... #

Fuck. What the fuck?

So nice to meet you. I'm Billykiss. You're gorgeous.

Are you OK? Did you miss me? Of course.

Hello, mate. Hello, mate. I'm Ryan.

Harry, nice to meet you, mate. Are you OK? Yeah, man, you?

Mate, nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you, bruv.

Girls, we're going sun deck.

Hello. Nice to meet you. Giorgio.

Ryan. Nice to meet you.

Hey, pal. You all right?

I'm Harrison, bro, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, bro.

OK, hi, guys. How you feeling?

I'm good, I'm good. I'm happy to be here.

Another Irish! I love that. Yeah! Another Irish, yeah.

Go on, tell us a bit about yourself, mate.

Yeah, so, I'm 27, I live near Sheffield. Yeah.

How was the dates?

Yeah, they was good, actually. Yeah, really good.

They was both nice girls and stuff, so, yeah, they went well.

One you think you're leaning towards, or...?

Not really, no.

I think they're both, obviously, good-looking girls, so...

You just see how things go, really.

What you smiling for?

LAUGHTER

Tell us everything, all of you.

I feel like they were both really good for different reasons. OK.

I feel like, obviously, Conor, he's more, like, outspoken,

more chatty - I'm very chatty as well.

Dejon is more chill, more relaxed.

So, to be honest, I didn't have much expectation.

You're looking at me like...

Oh, no, don't think I'm looking at you in any way, babe!

I know you're just wondering, like... I feel like both were good.

I don't think Dejon said anything disrespectful.

He is open, he said he's open, but nothing, like, crazy.

Yeah. So, yeah.

Yeah, a proper nice girl, bro. Like, mad sweet. She's from Ireland.

Dublin. She's 28. And she's from... LAUGHTER

Con's cooking!

Yeah, she's a pretty girl as well. Her body's... ridiculous.

What was the chat saying? Good?

Yeah, good chat, to be fair. She's confident. Yeah, confident.

She's in shape, in't she? She's in unbelievable shape.

Unbelievable shape.

I feel like Dejon's actually gonna be...

very into her, yeah.

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