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Tonight, on Love Island: Unseen Bits,

it's Glastonbury weekend.

Half the population are dancing in a field,

wearing wellies and bucket hats,

but instead, we are here paying tribute

to the ultimate festival of peace... and love.

YASMIN SQUEALS

Waffle time. It's waffle time!

We've got everything that Glasto's got, and more.

The music... # Doo-doo... #

..the communal cleaning areas...

Ow, Meg, Meg. Have I cut it?

..the cosmic characters...

Aliens. Eye-rig-eye ca-li-gan.

I think you understand. No-one's gonna know.

SQUEALS Oh!

..and the one toilet for far too many people.

BREAKING WIND, BURPING Sorry.

So tune in.

It's gonna get trippy. Argh!

The buzz is unreal, and it's guaranteed to be out of this world.

It's Love Island: Unseen Bits!

Yeah, that was good, to be fair.

'Bring All Your Friends' by Louis II

MUSIC SLOWS TO AWKWARD STOP

Do you think they're putting this on the show? No, no.

Maybe Unseen.

Yeah, but no-one watches that.

Well, that's rude, Conor. Rude, and very, very wrong.

# Bring all your friends... #

Unseen Bits is the number one dance party in the sun.

# Everyone's invited Now we're 'bout to get wild... #

Go, girl. Go, girl.

# Welcome to the party, come on Time to get loud

# Let me hear you say... #

So don't fall for Conor's fibs.

Right, I'm gonna get on.

LAUGHTER

She's falling over for you. Steady.

# Bring all your friends... #

Boys, what are you laughing at?

Did you get the action shot? Did you get the action shot?

Yeah. Yes, Con.

LAUGHTER

Impressive strength, but we're pushed for time

and need to press up.

I mean press on. On.

On Unseen Bits, we see the Islanders put it on, factor 50.

I think you understand that, like, what we're...

Oh, my God, you're a bit emotional. God.

This suncream. Oh, my God. It's getting a bit much. Ah!

Yeah, we've all heard that. The suncream.

"Suncream's in my eyes."

Because this is Love Island: Sunscreen Bits.

# Bring all your friends... #

Come down a bit.

That looks crazy, but you'll have to squat.

LAUGHTER

Oh, my God, thank God there's sunscreen here.

Oh, thank God.

COUGHS How are you feeling today?

I'm feeling amazing.

You know, it was a good way to show you

that actions talk louder than words. True.

I could have done all the talking, and then... Went and done worse.

# Everybody

# Bring everybody. #

In a highly secretive undisclosed location,

deep in the sweltering Majorcan desert,

lies a restricted compound where strange tests are conducted

on volunteers with out-of-this-world bodies.

Aliens. Do you believe in aliens?

I think there's something else. There has to be something else.

It can't just be us.

There's so many, like, universes, like...

Planets and shit. Galaxies, I mean. Yeah.

There's so many galaxies.

We don't have the technology to, like, jump in a Rover

and just fly around the universe.

It would take light years, millions of light years.

We'll never get to do it, but there must be.

There can't just be us. Yeah. Scary, though.

I'd love to meet an alien. I'd love to go to Area 51.

Yeah, I always wanted to do that as well.

I've watched, like, YouTube videos.

What do you think actually happens at Area 51?

I don't know, but why is it so...? Do you think there's aliens?

There has to be for them to be that fucking weird.

No, I don't think so. Toni will tell you.

Toni? Yeah, true. We'll ask Toni.

Toni!

Tone? Area 51. Do you believe in aliens?

Our minds are blown. Tone just was, like, fuck off.

I do think people, like, live multiple lives, though.

Do you know what I mean? Really?

Yeah, I think you've definitely lived a past life

cos you're proper, like, old man.

Old man? What does that mean?

You're proper like an old man in a young boy's body.

How do I act like an old man? No, but like a proper geezer.

Proper geezer, yeah. Do you know what I mean, though?

But do you not think that's just how I was brought up,

not just because I lived a mad past life?

No, but I feel like everyone has had a past life.

What do you think you done in your past life?

I feel like I lived, like, a bougie past life or something.

Really?

Yeah, I think I was, like, a dog,

like a Chihuahua of a celebrity that died, maybe.

I feel like that's a bit of me.

What makes you say that? That's so random.

I just feel it.

You feel...? LAUGHTER

Wow, Megan. Me too.

I feel like my past life was a dog.

A Staffordshire bull terrier on a jet ski.

No, that can't be true.

Or is it?

'Theme From The A Team'

On Unseen Bits,

we like to rummage around for the best unaired gems,

and it looks like Conor has found something at the back of the fridge.

CONOR LAUGHS

Oh, no!

- No! No! - How did that even happen?

I didn't even close the fridge.

'Theme from Terry And June'

It's another episode of...

That's a sign today, boys. Yeah, we don't need them.

No, man, no-one's gonna know. You can just run 'em under the tap.

Nobody's gonna know. Who's gonna know?

Do you want me to run every individual jelly

under the tap for you?

No, Conor, bung them in the bin.

Why are there four stacks of them?

I didn't even close the fridge, and they fell.

Oi, Conor, you've missed a couple

of fizzy-wizzy-fangle- very-berry-jelly-tastics.

Pick 'em up, mate. How can you see that?

We're making it worse. That is mad.

Come on, you've missed one.

I can still see a zinger-linger-jelly-belly-bean.

Oh, lads. Here, boys, boys, someone else go down there.

Oh, my God. How can you see them?

Con, it was you who dropped 'em, so pick 'em up.

Yeah, and a bit of help wouldn't go astray, like.

Thanks, Conor.

Cheers for the help, lads

BEN LAUGHS Thanks a million.

Appreciate it

No, no, it's grand. You've really outdone yourselves.

Well, that was a sweet unseen bit.

I've always wondered what the girls' love language was,

but I can't make head nor tail of it in this next unseen clip.

Can anyone speak egg language?

Eye-lig-eye ca-li-gan spi-ri-geak pi-ri-gig La-li-gat-ti-li-gan.

What's that?

No, we call it pig Latin.

Yeah. That is pig Latin. Do you call it pig Latin?

That's egg language, the same, isn't it?

Eye-lig-eye ca-li-gan spi-ri-geak pi-ri-gig La-li-gat-ti-li-gan.

What did you call me?

You-ri-gou, jelli-cust spi-ri-geak how-a-gow you-li-gou wa-li-gant.

What did you just say? You speak how you want.

Vo-li-gant.

You just make it up. You-ri-gou, jelli-cust spi-ri-geak.

Yeah, but what's the rules? How do you understand it?

Eye-rig-eye doh-li-goant know-li-go.

There's, like, rules to it, though.

Yeah, that's what I mean. What's the rules?

Pi-ri-gig La-li-gat-ti-li-gan.

No, you're making that shit up.

Wi-li-guy si-ri-gus the-ri-ge

il-li-gus ri-li-gud gu-li-gud a-li-gat i-li-gut.

- What?! - That's really confused me.

Try and say your name. Emi...

No, no, Emily's hard.

I don't know what you're doing, though.

Sha-li-gat ki-ri-goo ri-li-ga.

Mar-gore un-sara-geen bara-gits.

I still have no idea what that was all about.

Time for our next unseen clip.

It's widely accepted in the Olympic community

that Love Island is the bedrock of sporting prowess.

I feel like running, bro.

No, do long jump. Standing jump.

Welcome to the first, and probably last ever,

Love Island Astroturf long jumping contest.

You've got to stick it, though.

First up is Remell.

Yeah, I'm there, I'm there. Good, good. Go, go.

Ben's been in training for this, but has he got the legs for it?

Go on, B. Leg day yesterday.

It was leg day yesterday.

Oh!

I beat that, I beat that.

You didn't stick it, though. You didn't stick it.

Wearing non-regulation footwear, it's Conor's turn.

Take your flippers off, geez. Yeah, take them off.

I won't be able to, I won't be able to.

CONOR GROANS

Close, no good. It's cos of the flippers.

Bro, if you didn't have the flippers, you would have won that.

Now it's Shea.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, the back foot, the back foot.

Harry's going for the swinging-in technique.

That's good form. That's good form.

Oh, no.

LAUGHTER That was the worst one.

The final competitor is Dejon. Can he be top dog?

Come on, man. Come on, man.

All right. Let me show you baby food.

The Big Dog's here now. The Big Dog.

LAUGHTER

You were, like, here, bro.

Let me go again. Let me go again. Fairs, fairs, fairs, fairs, fairs.

And I think it's "fairs" to say

none of you will be worrying the medals table at the next Olympics.

In a relationship, communication is important, and this week,

Islanders have been talking straight from the horse's hoof.

You might have heard this.

You know the saying "blessing in disguise"? Yeah.

It's actually "blessing in the skies".

No, it's not. It is.

Is it not a blessing in disguise

like you didn't realise it was good for you, but it was?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's a blessing in the skies.

The term is "blessing in disguise"

cos you didn't realise it was a blessing for you at the time,

so it was in disguise.

Yeah, you can look at it that way, but I think...

No, cos that's what it is.

I would look at it that way cos that's right.

That's what everyone thinks that it is. No, that is right.

But is it not cooler to be, like,

"That's actually a blessing in the skies"? No, no!

It is! What is this?

Blessing in the skies. You can use that from now on.

Can I? Cheers!

Can't wait I give you permission.

You'll catch me saying that all the time. That's brilliant.

Harrison's at it too.

I had to actually ar-chive it before I came in here, honestly.

Ar-chive? Ar-chive the pictures on Instagram.

Ar-kive. Is it ar-kive? Is it?

I would go ar-chive.

No, you're chatting shit. Is it? Is it?

I've got about seven years on you, babe. It's definitely ar-kive.

Ar-chive! Arch...

Yeah, it sounds a bit wrong, actually, doesn't it? Ar-chive.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, fucking hell. Ar-chive. Why did I say that?

You've been saying "ar-chive" for 22 years.

I always thought it was ar-chive as well.

I've been saying that for the longest as well.

What, no-one's ever pulled you up on it?

No-one's ever pulled me up on it, no.

I think I've said it in front of girls as well.

Back to school for Harrison, please.

Harrison is now wishing he could ar-chive this whole chat.

We're playing a game with our Islanders.

If they can go 30 seconds without making a noise, they'll win a prize.

The clock has started. Good luck, Islanders.

Release my specially-trained distraction fly.

EXAGGERATED BUZZING

BUZZING CONTINUES

TOMMY GIGGLES SOFTLY

Oh, you were so close, but Tommy made a noise,

so I'm afraid there is no prize and an embarrassing price to be paid.

Fucking hell, babe, get down. SCREAMS

LAUGHTER

It's...

Ooh!

I can see that thing from here. Can you see that?

It's a bird. It's a dragon.

It's there. What is that? Oh, my God.

Eurgh, that's a bird.

"It's a dragon"! It's a fucking dragon, mate.

SQUEALS

Fucking... SNORTS

SQUEALS

Why is it following me?

Argh!

Fucking hell...

We touched on little things, you know what I'm saying? It was nice.

Oh! Bro, that landed on my fucking chin, man.

What's this here?

What was that? Fucking hell, it's fucking evil.

Eurgh, what is it?! It's a massive moth, Meg.

I'm glad you're feeling better. I'm fine.

SHE GASPS

LAUGHS Oh, it was your hand!

Oh, my God, I thought it was a snake!

You thought it was a snake?!

It's...

IAIN MOANS

Here's an unseen clip of Harrison asking Emily

if he should shave his pinkie.

Is this a razor job, by the way? That hair? Yeah.

No, no, this one. This one.

I think I could pull that out. Yeah, go on.

Urgh! Oh, did you do it?

No. Go, go. Quicker.

You ready? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You need the tweezers. I don't think you can pull it out.

You need to get rid of that, though, ASAP. That's long.

Look at the length on that.

It's "corly" now.

Corly? Corly?

Corly. Curly. Curly.

You know when you two talk, do you feel like you go more Irish?

I do. Do you? Yeah.

Probably, yeah.

I feel more comfortable saying, like, certain phrases and stuff.

Do you have, like, any word in Ireland

that you guys just wouldn't say in England?

I've got one. So, if someone looks really good, you go,

"Oh, my God, you look massive."

I didn't know that wasn't a thing. Really good?

Like, if someone looks really good, you'd say,

"Oh, that's massive. You look massive."

But I told two girls at uni when I first moved over,

"Oh, God, youse look massive,"

and they didn't speak to me for ages.

Obviously, yeah, cos you have to give 'em context.

I didn't realise. I was like, "Why's everybody being weird with me?"

If I was in a nice dress, and you turned to me,

"Oh, you are massive," I'd be like that...

I said it with the biggest smiley face as well,

"Oh, my God, youse look massive!"

I'd be, like, "Right, I'll just go and cry in the corner, then."

But, like, "buzzing" is "disgusting" in Wales.

So, like, "That's buzzing." Yeah. I knew that.

People used to be, like, "Oh, I'm buzzing."

I'd be, like, "Oh, no, you're not."

Well, that unseen bit was a massive buzz,

but I have no idea if that means it was good or bad.

Last week, we saw the girls playing charades,

and this week, the boys are playing something similar.

It's basically the same game, only in this version,

the person playing doesn't have the faintest idea of the rules.

Well, I can't talk. Obviously, bro.

So, did it have to be, like, what? Like a movie?

It can be anything. Movie, TV show, book.

Right, cool.

You have to say how many words and stuff. Tall, tall, tall.

You can't speak. Yo, this guy. Bro, get off, man.

Get out, get out, get out.

No, cos you ain't got it yet, you ain't got it yet.

We need to see how it's played first.

Movie.

One word.

Baywatch.

Hitch.

What?

Artist. Drawing. Painting.

Art. Model.

Movie, yeah?

Fine minds there, but...

Come back later to find out.

# Love on the island 2025

# Twist Beautiful girls around me... #

No. No, twist and turns was first. Yeah. Twist...

# Twist and turns Dips and dives... #

Shea, you came up with the next, right?

I can't remember. Yeah. LAUGHTER

Yeah, best leave the music to us, guys.

Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.

We've all the action from the last seven days

that you didn't get to see...

FARTS ..or smell.

That was a tight one.

We're here to style it out...

You all look like a boy band over here.

Like a beige boy band.

Have you all got matching outfits

..and capture every crucial word.

SHE BELCHES Sorry.

So, here are some highlights you didn't get to see.

You're looking good, though. Little highlighter.

Do you like the "illuminous" green? Yeah, I'm a fan,

I'm a big fan of the highlighter number.

SHE WHIMPERS I thought we'd come as, like,

two highlighters kinda thing. Yeah, twinnin' 'em.

How do you feel about the pink?

Yeah, we look like Cosmo and Wanda.

# No looking back this time. #

Earlier, we saw the boys playing a game

of what I'd loosely describe as charades...

Movie, yeah?

..but...

He's drawing... He's drawing a model, bro.

It's a painting or... a picture?

Titanic. Yeah! Yes! THEY CLAP

What was... What was that about? When he... When she goes,

"Paint me like one of your French women."

Yeah, that was good, to be fair. Yes, mate.

Kind of... for Titanic, I just would have done this, like a boat.

Hey, you're... Don't come back up. LAUGHTER

What do you mean, fam? It's like a boat.

Sorry, Remell, that's not a boat -

it's either a snake or possibly a river -

but it's definitely not a boat.

Being on Love Island gives the Islanders

an opportunity to have a social media detox,

but Tommy and Ben have found a way to get on the net.

TOMMY GROANS

Oh, my God! Sorry, I'm just watching this.

BEN GROANS, TOMMY CHUCKLES

Do you not know what lymphatic drainage is?

Well, I feel like you're just draining fat out of... It's water.

It's getting rid of the water retention. Your lymph nodes.

People's lymph nodes get stuck. I thought lymph nodes were here.

They're there... I got fucking mumps. ..they're there.

To do your stomach, if you feel bloated,

like, tap here, and then tap the top.

And then do what we was just doing, pull round. And then push down.

TOMMY LAUGHS They're doing it on purpose now.

I love a stair step. I sometimes...

I do, like... I love the film Step Up.

BEN LAUGHS

Why are there bottles in the way, bro? Yeah...

Move the bottles. Move the bottles, please.

BEN LAUGHS Emily?

Emily? Emily!

Been doing gym the other day. Can you move the bottles, please?

Tommy just asked if I can move the bottle.

What?

THEY CHUCKLE

EMILY LAUGHS

Cheeky, right? Gotta give 'em a bit of something.

BEN LAUGHS She actually did as well.

She actually... LAUGHTER

She actually did.

The producers have been asking

for feedback on the new water bottles, so, Tommy, Ben,

I'll pass on your thoughts that they're not see-through enough.

Here's an unseen clip of Harry talking to the birds.

You know the bird in England that goes -

"Doo-doo-do, doo-doo, doo-doo-do, doo-doo..." Yeah?

What bird is that? The cuckoo bird. Huh? You just said it. Cuckoo bird.

That's what it's called, a cuckoo? I thought it was a woodpecker.

I think a woodpecker may have nested in your speedos, Harry.

Come on, guys, get back to the serious chats,

we're not on Love Nest Island.

Man, I find it so cool how birds make nests.

Look at that, he's-he's making a nest there.

BIRDS TWEET

See the nest... See the nest in behind?

Building his house, bro.

I bet that you feel like you've hit the jackpot with that.

Yeah, yeah, in the shade as well. What a spot! In the shade.

I wouldn't be able to do that, like, if you...

Like, with my hands, like. They're architects, like.

That is not an architect bird, it's a house martin.

Although, ironically, the architect who did my loft conversion

is stored in my phone as "House Martin".

Faced with no room in the fridge,

I decided to hide my emergency waffle supply

in the cupboard under the kitchen counter.

They'll never find them there!

I might have a waffle or summat, I'm feeling well snacky.

I'm hungry, but there's no waffles. I haven't seen...

Yeah, there is, babe. I found 'em. Where? What?

- I found them. - Oh, no!

Oh, my God. Put them in and I'll make some.

WRAPPER CRACKLES

What a treat, Meg. Oh, I can't wait, babe.

Waffle and strawberry date, which I've been waiting for for days,

but Remell took all the waffles. SHAKIRA LAUGHS

Erm, I could put honey, a bit, over it. Yeah.

I've got a sweet tooth, literally anything goes.

Do you want a bit of honey? Whack it on, babe.

We've got chocolate sauce, but...

SHAKIRA GASPS, CHUCKLES

Are we at home right now?

# Feels like I'm irresistible... #

Let me see. Oh, no, delete that one.

# Da-da, da-da-da-da

# I'm irresistible... #

Aw! That's cute. That's cute, too.

Meg and Shakira's kitchen.

Waffle time. It's waffle time, baby!

THEY LAUGH LOL.

Oh, my God, that is banging!

# Irresistible... #

That... SHAKIRA GIGGLES

I'm not happy you stole my secret stash,

but I promise not to waffle on about it.

# I'm irresistible. #

As one of the OG girls,

we know that Meg can pick her type on paper,

but that's not all she can pick.

Harrison, look at this. Oh, yeah, get it.

Oh, what's going on? Look. What?

Look at that hole on his... that hair in his mole.

And there. He had a longer one in his fucking toe yesterday.

Yeah, but we got it out.

Oh, Harrison's got a whitehead on his back.

Let's have a look. Look. Look at that, that's a juicy one.

Oh, there we go... H, you've got loads. Have I?

Fuck! You've got loads, geez. Shall I get it? Go on, then.

Does that hurt? Yeah. It's out.

Harrison! Stop being a wimp.

I wanna see. Look, watch. Come round.

Look, can you see that? Yeah.

JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

HE GRUNTS, SHE SCOFFS

Ah, no, Meg, man. Doesn't need to be that hard, man. Please.

Bend your back over. Like that, that's it. Crazy.

I've got it.

Ow, Meg, Meg! I've got it.

Oh, wow!

Does that really hurt? Yeah, it does.

Your pain threshold is shit. Yeah, it's bad. Ow!

Oh, is that it? Was that the blackhead?

It's got hair in it. Yeah. Yeah!

Oh, wow. There's probably more still in it.

You can go at it again tomorrow if you want. No, thanks.

To be fair, I actually love picking spots.

I think that unseen bit was spot-on.

Remell really struggled in the earlier game of charades.

I hope he's got the hang of it now.

Boyz II Men. DEJON CHUCKLES

Boyz II Men It's two words.

Tall Boys. Top Boy.

THEY CLAP ALL: Yeah!

Oh, that's how you play it. Yeah.

I actually got a good one, though.

I understand the rules now, boys, yeah? So...

You can't speak at all. I know, I know, I know.

He knows how to do it. Film. Yeah.

You said... You can't speak, Rem! Start again.

- Film. - Two words.

Hmm... Not sure Remell got the hang of charades,

but we'll have to wait to find out.

# Oh, you see the flames Of burnin' passion... #

OK, everyone, stop playing with your phones and focus.

We're back with part three of Love Island: Unseen Bits.

Cutesy.

I said, "Stop playing with your phones."

It's time to all link arms as I lead you on a merry dance

through all the best unseen action from the week...

GIGGLING

..so come and dip your toe in.

- Yeah, we'll see if... - Careful!

No, no, no, no, no.

She's injured.

Make sure your schedule is clear.

You coming gym today? Come on. What time you going there?

We'll meet you over there.

We're going at three. No, no, you're busy at three.

Busy at three.

Oh, God.

So, it's time to cool off and enjoy a taste of the villa life.

# When I look in your eyes Yes, yes, oh, yes... #

Sit up and pay attention...

Your posture stresses me out a bit.

I actually have noticed it. Posture?

Yeah, like, you don't stand or sit

with your shoulders rolled back and down.

You sort of hunch your back a little bit.

Cos I'm relaxed. It stresses me out.

Oh, my God, right, go on. How do you want me to sit?

No, it's... No, come on, posture lessons.

Honestly, it's fine. What, do we sit like that?

Is that better? Actually, it's better.

You just look really, like, hunched over.

Right, here we go. Do you get what I mean?

Is that better? Yeah, that is so much better.

..because it's Love Island: Unseen Bits!

Hang on, let me actually cherish this moment, cos this...

Cherish this moment.

It won't happen again, I promise you.

Earlier, Remell was attempting his first ever charade.

Two words.

But...

Digging.

Air con. Cold.

Er, air. Fresh.

Chilling. Cold. Cool.

Cool Runnings!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes. Hey, we're flying.

I don't think that's quite true, Dejon, but well done, Remell.

Maybe next time, we can teach him how to play musical chairs.

Harrison may have come in as a Bombshell,

and he may wear a lovely shell necklace,

but that doesn't mean he knows anything

about shells or cracking on.

So, I wanna cook Toni breakfast this morning,

but, bro, I've never cooked eggs before in my life.

Literally, yeah, do you know how to crack an egg?

Mate, I'm gonna give it a try. First time, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

LAUGHTER

Jeez!

First time making eggs, mate.

Is it? Yeah.

Just mix it up, and then just stir it all up.

And keep scraping the pan so it doesn't burn. And keep mixing it.

Do you not usually cook? Nah, bro, I'm normally...

Obviously, cos I was living at home,

and then obviously, when I moved to America,

they sort, like, breakfast out for you and stuff

and every food, mate, so you're... Yeah.

So, mate, I've had no practice whatsoever,

so I'm absolute amateur, mate, absolute amateur.

Starting to look all right, this.

Jeez.

So, how excited will Toni be that she's popped Harrison's eggy cherry?

SHE CHEERS

That was my first ever time making scrambled eggs.

I'm proud of you. Ever.

Do you appreciate it,

that you're the first girl I've ever made breakfast for?

That's you.

I'm never, ever gonna be able to say that to another girl, ever again.

Fuck the chats, I'm the chosen one.

HE LAUGHS

Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten?

What about the breakfast?

Personally, I'd give those eggs another minute,

but, hey, some boys say it with flowers,

others say it with salmonella.

Every night on Love Island...

I think that's enough.

..the nation plays the game...

Yeah, I kissed her today, yeah. Twice.

No, it was three times. Oh, my God!

..who...

Oh, hon. You bring it, bitch.

..is...

Yeah, laugh, you little smug prick. Lanky lamp post.

..in...

Feel like that was mad sexual.

..the moon tonight?

You're sitting here talking about me.

Eh-oh!

Over the hills and far away Telebombshells come to play.

One, two, three, four. Eh-oh!

'Time for Teletubbies.'

Time for some unseen bits.

I know it would've worked better with a face in the sun,

but they went to sleep over the night-time.

We had to work with what we were given, so bear with.

You could be worse. You could have sangria down your top.

SOFT LAUGHTER

SQUEALING

Hi, girls, are you OK? What's your name?

I was drinking this, and the fruit fell...

Getting a bit too excited? Look at that. Imagine that.

Let me tell you the villa workout I'm doing at the moment. Right, OK.

For my front and my shoulder, front raises. Right.

You done them before? Yeah.

Yeah? Not often.

And for the side of the shoulder, I'm doing...

You know lateral raises?

Is that, like, that one? Yeah.

Oh, so, you do them sometimes, yeah?

Not often. Occasionally. Occasionally.

And then the last one is for, like, the back of my shoulder.

Just come through like that. OK. Yeah.

Do you know what, tomorrow?

Gym session, good vibes, good food, yeah?

You make a meal. What do you want tomorrow?

Oh, you like eggs? I don't mind eggs.

Depends how it's cooked. How do you like it cooked?

I don't mind a poached egg.

Like, that's nice. What does that mean?

I've never understood a poached egg. What is that?

A poached egg is when you crack the shell... Yeah.

..and you put it in boiling water and you poach it, so...

What's the point?

What's the point of a poached egg? Well done, Remell.

You just fried my brain with that question.

Here's an unseen bit of Conor revealing a very weird ick.

No, I just more have turn-offs, like.

What are they? Go on.

Do you know what, it's such a weird one, like.

So, it could be... blazers.

SHE GROANS Do you know that?

Do you know that look? Yeah, no, no good, that.

Pure teacher look or something. "Teacher look"? That's crazy.

That's just not a bit of me. That's valid, I think.

But... That's no good.

Sorry, what's your...? What's your...? What's your ick?

I, like... I genuinely think guys don't really have icks, because...

Like, they do, but... You don't like burping.

Yeah, sorry, that's... that's... I burp a lot.

HE SIGHS That's no good.

I was burping a lot last night. That's no good.

Why, what are you drinking to make...?

You're drinking fizzy drinks, aren't you?

Yeah, I love fizz, me. So do I, to be fair.

Like, I'd genuinely prefer if you farted.

Really?! Cos you can get a laugh off a fart.

I belch more than I fart, though.

You can get a laugh off a fart, like, if it's a funny one. No.

Now, if it's smelly, I'd prefer a fucking burp. Yeah.

I just feel like you're burping into my mouth,

and I'm swallowing it.

But when have I ever said, "Open up..."?

Yeah, but if you burped here, I feel like I'm taking that in.

You know what I mean? No. Mine are quite, like, intimate.

LAUGHTER

Intimate burps? Yeah, they don't really affect anyone else.

OK, next time you're about to do it, tell me and I'll judge.

Megan, the only woman to use her burping for flirting.

Here's some unseen bits from the villa that isn't Casa at all,

but looks a bit like Casa, but is just called the sleepover.

I've got red butterflies here. Yeah, I see that.

I love them. What, butterflies?

They're my favourite. They're your favourite animal?

No, not butterflies, just my tattoo.

HE LAUGHS

I hate butterflies. Do you? Yeah.

Why? They're pretty.

They're pretty, but they're just, like... they're scary a little bit.

Are you scared of butterflies?

Yeah. Is it?

Yeah. They're just so in your face. Yeah.

So, we grow the crops in the field. Yeah.

We then harvest them. Once they're all good to go,

we then bring them out from the field, if you get me.

Wow.

So, you, like, sort of provide to supermarkets

rather than, like, animals?

Yeah. So, we provide, like, you know, McVities, the biscuits.

So, that's our wheat. We have, like, stacks of free McVities biscuits.

What are you scared of? Nothing.

Really? No, I'm joking. No, I actually am scared of something.

Let me guess. Go on.

Cats.

Yeah. I don't like cats either. Don't you?

No. That's good.

I can't lie, like, I don't like cats at all.

No, no, cats are no good.

Cats are no good? No, not at all.

You do seem like a rugby... like, a typical posh rugby boy.

HE LAUGHS Yeah.

You think I'm posh? Yeah, you sound posh.

Would you say you're posh?

I went to boarding school.

Oh, you're posh. LAUGHTER

And Giorgio still couldn't move on

from the first night's spill thrills.

Oh, imagine that, walking into the Love Island villa

and you had a T-shirt that's got sangria on.

Got a white top on, sangria down...

Never get a second chance to make a first impression

and you look like a doughnut.

Luckily, Giorgio didn't have to wait long

before he could use the main villa's laundry service,

as the next day, their time at the sleepover came to an end.

And as its daytime, we can actually do the "face in the sun" joke.

Time for Teleshellies.

Surprise, surprise. Who is it?

Maya arrived at the sleepover with a game for the Islanders...

I would like to re-couple with Giorgio.

Off you pop. Join Helena.

Cute.

..leaving three Teleshellies dumped from the sleepover...

I'll see you guys later.

TEXT ALERT

I got a text.

..and Shea dumped from the main villa.

Oh, bro.

Fuck's sake. TOMMY SIGHS

Bye-bye, Shea.

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Welcome back to the final part

of Love Island: Unseen Bits!

# Do you still love me? #

The boys are serious about being silly.

The pressure's getting to me.

All right.

Right, now that one. Yeah, yeah!

Yeah!

THEY CHEER

And girls are complete animals.

So tune in for some scares...

Boo! Agh!

LAUGHS

WHOOPS

Nice, Tommy boy!

..some dancing...

..and some Dirty Dancing.

GIGGLES

We smashed that! Yes!

You'll have the time of your life.

LAUGHTER

Oh, he's done his ACL

It's been a tough week for Meg and Dejon,

but from the beginning, Meg trusted her horoscope

and believe that their connection was written in the stars.

So it's not good when those stars disappear.

It's nice here.

I know.

Why is there no stars in the sky?

That's what I was thinking.

Do you know how beautiful it would be with stars?

But why is there none?

Pollution.

There's no stars in London. Is there stars in Southampton?

Yeah, babe. Is there?!

What do you mean there's no stars in London?

There's no stars in London.

I've never checked when I'm in London.

I promise you, there's no stars.

Maybe other places in London, there's stars.

No, genuinely, in King's Cross, there's no stars.

What, so you look up, and there's nothing?

Yeah, it just looks like this.

So I love when I see stars.

I really want to go somewhere where I can just see stars.

Babe, I see them every night.

Do you? In Southampton? Yeah.

What, like a lot? Yeah. No way!

A lot of stars? Yes! Like, they're everywhere.

No way! Yeah.

You can come and see the stars, if it makes you feel good?

Nah, 100%.

They are good to see.

I haven't seen stars in years.

OK, I'm regularly in King's Cross,

so I'm taking Dejon's comment that there are no stars there

quite personally.

I was once a guest on Loose Women, I'll have you know!

It seems like everybody's making a podcast these days.

In fact, let me quickly plug my own. New episodes drop every week.

But if you really want your podcast to be successful,

I suggest you try recording it using a microphone

rather than a big, fluffy white ball.

Pleasure to be here, guys.

Right, this is the talking sphere,

so you can only talk when you have it.

So...

Well, you've got the fucking talking...

Oh, fuck. Good start, guys! Some podcast this is.

What, is this just one question?

Yeah, just any question.

Erm...

Hmm. What's the topic?

Anything.

What's your...? Oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah. What's your biggest turn-on?

Oh, fucking hell.

THEY GIGGLE

My biggest turn-on...

Fiery girl.

GIGGLES

Hmm. You know what I mean?

Right back to you.

Erm...

Someone who's funny as fuck, like.

Funny as fuck.

Right, that's our podcast over! Cheers, guys.

Great episode.

Is that it?!

You didn't even say, "Don't forget to like and subscribe."

It's a dark and eerie night,

and across the Love Island villa,

there has been a sense of strange goings-on,

and ill winds sees the firepit flames flicker.

In the bedroom, a sense of spooky stillness.

ARCHIVE SCREAMS

But the biggest unexplained horror...

ARCHIVE SCREAMS

..lies deep within the girls' dressing room.

FOREBODING MUSIC

ARCHIVE SCREAMS

DRAMATIC MUSIC

CREAK

Sorry, girls,

I'll ask housekeeping to put some WD-40 on that.

It's...

Is it Beach Hut Bonanza-a-a-a-a?

I just said that, Shakira!

And this time, I asked our Islanders to show me their party tricks.

Here we go!

Ta-da!

GIGGLES

This is my party trick, I guess.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!

HE LAUGHS

He said! I think I'm better at juggling women.

My party trick is that I can do a headstand.

Not that it would ever come in handy.

But I'll show you.

I reckon I could hold a headstand for maybe, like, two, three minutes.

BREATHES HEAVILY

My hands are completely double jointed.

GIGGLES

I didn't think this was gonna be on TV.

This is pretty impressive, isn't it?

Just my cat impression is really good.

Like, really good.

Meow! Meow!

You start with your square,

and you fold it into a lovely triangle.

HISSES

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

Please work, please work!

I can't believe I cheated

and it didn't even touch the tip of my nose.

Well, mine was normally just balancing a pint of beer on my head.

And there is your duck!

Quack, quack!

It is better with a napkin, I promise.

It normally goes fucking terribly, but yeah, we're gonna give it a go

and see if it works.

I try to cut some shapes sometimes.

I can actually pick up my drink with my toes.

Uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss, uhn-tiss.

Agh! There you go.

I don't think I can do it!

Pec bounce.

Just hitting them with that.

The girls love it, man. The girls love it.

LAUGHS

I've got cramp!

LAUGHS

Oh, so cringe.

I've got cramp in my toe!

LAUGHS

We try again. Right.

Baby chest.

GIGGLES

See?

Well deserved.

Let me know when the time is up.

That's all from...

See you next time.

Giorgio, do you wanna go for a chat? Sure.

It's time for a little-known fact

that the entire Love Island production

is powered by just one bike,

and the Islanders have to pitch in and help.

So, here's this exclusive unseen clip

of Meg and Megan on their bike shift.

Three, two, one, go.

That's too quick!

Keep going. Go, go, faster, faster!

It's too quick! Faster, faster!

Go on, Megs! You've got none yet.

Is it working?

I know. How are you?

I'm very well, thanks. How are you? Yeah, I'm good, thanks.

SPEECH SLOWS IAIN: Faster, girls!

Go on!

You can do it!

Imagine D's at the other villa with a girl. Faster, faster!

I'm good, thanks.

Whoa, whoa! No, no, not that fast!

I'm getting wheelie tired.

CACKLES

I'm getting wheelie tired.

SLOW-MOTION SPEECH

Come on, girls, speed up!

I'm wheelie sick of your excuses. Faster!

It's not even going, Megs!

OK, roll the credits.

FAST-FORWARD TRACK SKIPS

Oh, this is no good!

Just do it normally, guys.

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