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IAIN STIRLING:
Previously on Love Island...

Who have your best chats been with?

That's definitely been you.
Yeah!

Options were explored...

# I lose control... #

They asked me who my favourite chats
have been with so far.

What, and you said me?
Yeah. Yeah, I rate that.

I was actually kind of buzzing
there, you pulling me.

Were you?
Yeah, obviously.

# I'm falling apart right
In front of you, can't you see? #

And the game...

Snog the Islander you would be with
if you wasn't in your couple now.

..put the cat amongst the pigeons.

Truth. How do you
genuinely feel about Conor?

There's unfinished business,
as you would say.

He says the best chats are with me.
Yeah, the best chats.

Put someone in
your most favourite sex position

who you think is the best in bed.

If he carries on, he'll never
find out how I am in bed.

CHEERING

This isn't flippin' Wife Swap, bro.

I can see a sexual side with Conor.
I'm like... Yeah. Yeah.

"Gather round the fire pit
immediately."

# Baby, you got the best of me. #

Tonight...

HELENA: I'm fed up
of feeling like this in here.

Fallouts...

...and the twists keep coming.

# You are my fire

# The one desire... #

IAIN: The Islanders are heading
to the fire pit for the re-coupling.

This time around,
the girls will be doing the picking.

I've had a really hard time
getting to know people

and getting people
to give me a chance.

Things have turned up recently,
so hopefully third time's the charm.

When I was first
meeting this person,

it was basically a blind date, but
there were so many odd coincidences

between the two of us, and I think
things are getting along swimmingly.

# Ain't nothing but a heartache... #

So the boy
I would like to couple up with is...

# Ain't nothing but a mistake... #

..Harrison.

# I never wanna hear you say

# I want it that way... #

# I want it that way. #

# I see the light... #

IAIN: Next to choose is Meg.

# In your eyes... #

The past couple of days in this
villa have been quite hard for me.

Emotions have been quite high.

We've had our ups and downs,
but a lot of the time,

we're growing and learning
new things about each other.

We've started to set boundaries to
what we both want in a relationship

and when we're open.
He cares for me a lot.

I have his back, he's got mine.
And, yeah, he's just amazing.

# Our souls are intertwined... #

So the boy
I would like to couple up with is...

Dejon.

# I get to love you... #

Such a shock!

# Close, forever and always... #

# I'm made to love you. #

IAIN: It's Shakira's turn to choose.

# I've been here before... #

My journey in the villa so far
has been a bit of a roller-coaster.

Even the last couple of days,

it feels like everything's
been turned upside down.

I feel like I'm back to square one,
and it's not a bad place to be.

As much as this boy
absolutely boils my blood,

he's hilarious, witty,
charming and funny.

And he's not bad-looking.

# From the ashes... #

So the boy
I would like to couple up with is...

# So light your matches... #

..Harry.

# From the ashes

# From the ashes. #

# Don't ask me
What you know is true... #

IAIN: Next up, it's Yasmin.

My romantic journey so far has
kind of been all over the shop.

I think, although it's early days,

when I have conversations with this
person, I feel like he just gets me.

I came here to explore
romantic connections,

and I think I am really looking
forward to exploring this one.

So the boy I would like
to couple up with is...

# I, I, I
I was standing... #

..Ben.

APPLAUSE
# You were there

# Two worlds collided

# And they could never tear us apart

# I... #

# They could never tear us apart. #

IAIN: The next girl to choose
is Alima.

# Met her late in the summer... #

Ever since this guy
has walked into the villa,

my Love Island experience
has changed for the better.

He makes me feel giddy, and I just
feel so shy around him sometimes,

which is a good sign.

Every time I'm around him, I find
myself getting, like, touchy-feely,

and I never usually get like that.

You know,
it's just good to be around him.

So the boy I would like
to couple up with is...

# Ooh, ooh... #

..Remell.

APPLAUSE

You smashed that.
Great speech.

That was good.
Brilliant.

# You fell right out the sky
Right out the blue

# Blue, oh. #

IAIN: Megan is the next to pick.

# You've been on the ledge
But no-one knows you're lost... #

The last few days in the villa
have been surprising for me,

to say the least.
Old things have come to surface.

As of recently, it's come up

that chats were wanting
to be continued to be had.

The particular boy
that I would like to couple up with

has been nothing
but understanding.

I love how open and honest
we are with each other

but still being very respectful,
which is amazing.

# I'll stay with you
Stay by your side... #

No matter what I've thrown at him,
he's taken it on the chin,

and he's genuinely wanted to do
better by me and for me each day,

which is a quality
that I absolutely adore about him.

# I-I-I
I think you're wonderful... #

So the boy I would like
to couple up with is...

..Tommy.

APPLAUSE

# If you could only see you
Through my eyes... #

Love 'em.

# And know that
I will stay with you

# Stay with you, oh... #

Big smile on my face.

# I think you're wonderful
So wonderful tonight. #

IAIN: It's Helena's turn
to make a decision.

# I'm not the type
To give up so easily... #

I think the last few days for me
have been a bit of a car crash.

Something that I thought was a
genuine connection obviously wasn't.

But I guess not everyone has
the same heart as you do.

So, going forward, I think that this
decision's easier with this guy,

because he is a respectful man.

I think this guy in particular
has got a lot more to give.

I don't think I've seen
his full potential yet.

So I'm looking forward
to getting to know him properly.

So the boy that I would like
to couple up with is...

# Just want someone
To put me first and... #

..Shea.

APPLAUSE
# I wanna know how love works

# Someone just tell me
It's fine... #

You little cutie.

# I wanna know how love works. #

IAIN: And the last girl to choose
is Emily.

# I heard that you fell in love

# You're a memory... #

Obviously, the last 24 hours
hasn't been easy for me.

As a couple, we've sort of gone
through a few obstacles.

# I'd spend forever
So lost in your eyes... #

But at the end of it,
we've communicated with each other

and had respect for each other.

And obviously
he's a very handsome boy also.

# It's all you

# You got a power
That's larger than life... #

So the boy I would like
to couple up with is...

Conor.

APPLAUSE

# You got a power
That's larger than life

# Bright as the stars
And as big as the sky

# Everything's changed

# Cos now you're with her
I know that you'll say

# It's all you
Oh, it's you. #

IAIN: So, Emily chose Conor.

Well, I say "chose",

the options were Conor
or one of the camera crew,

and trust me,
that lot are horrendous-looking.

Like, so ugly.

Oh, camera guys,
are we still on for that beer later?

Ah, should we just go sit up there?
Mm.

Oh, sorry.

I feel like it's going on and on
and on. We haven't once...

I feel like I haven't once been able
to, like, let you speak.

I know I don't stop yapping,

but you know,
just letting you kind of chat,

I feel like I just keep
talking at you. Mm.

And I don't mean to do that.

I just wanna get it all done sort of
thing within the conversation,

so then we can just
sort of move on from it

and just focus on actually enjoying
each other's company and just...

Yeah. I'm still kind of confused
as to what you wanna do,

because you came to me, and you said
you wanna take a step back today.

I just wanna know where your head
is at, because I feel like

your words say one thing,
and your actions say another.

You keep saying, like,
"You are my priority. You are this."

But one thing I'll always want
from you is reassurance.

I'm still figuring out
where my head is at,

cos I'm obviously
getting to know two people,

and obviously, initially,
when you first came in,

it's like, all guns blazing because
I just sort of dropped everything

and did that, so we were both
on the same wavelength. Yeah.

And it's not like I want it to just
be like, you flirt with other guys

just to see if I react.
That's not it. No.

But it's a natural thing where...
you've sort of been a bit tested

when I've obviously been
talking to Megan. Yeah.

I haven't been tested like that,
so that's obviously...

You wanna fight for what you want.

I do like you the most
in this villa,

but at the end of the day,
we've been in a couple for a week.

This is now the time where
we should be sort of at our best

and sort of developing and still
getting to know each other,

and then I feel like
I should be the priority,

but I'm not feeling like
the priority.

I feel like
what the best thing to do is

to take a step back
from each other and...

to just really see how that works,
because, obviously...

what we're doing isn't working.

I think you're gonna feel worse
if I don't...

if it just keeps carrying on
the way it's going.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?

Mm-hm. No, and I appreciate that.
Don't worry.

You haven't hurt my feelings.
I'm all good.

This is what we need to do.

I'm just taking a step back from
the situation now cos there's only

so many times you can tell someone
without them just not understanding.

I'm gonna spend a lot more time
with other people now

and have some
one-on-one conversations.

I'm better off putting my energy
where it's appreciated,

to be honest.

IAIN: If you loved
tonight's re-coupling speeches,

tune in to The Best
Of The Re-coupling Speeches:

a bumper 90-minute special.

Also coming up, there's
The Best Of Iain Stirling's Links:

a bumper nine-second special.

I'm happy, though, with your speech.
It was good.

It was nice words to hear.

Can you just run me through
the speech, actually?

I blacked out.

Oh, really? You can't even remember
what you said?

It was... What you said was more,
like, nice things from within me,

you know what I'm saying?
Yes.

Looks are only surface-level, buddy.

Yeah, and I actually appreciate
that a lot more, to be fair.

But you're still open, aren't you?

We are open. We coupled up today.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly.

How do you feel
about when I go on chats, though?

Do what you want.
You are the Bombshell.

It would be doing you an injustice

if I didn't let you go talk
to everyone in here. Yeah.

Pleasantly surprised
that you picked me.

I'm buzzing.
THEY LAUGH

They were very nice words.
LAUGHING: Were they?

Yeah, I hope I get to do a speech
about you at some point.

Were they nice words?
Maybe I've just heard...

Selective hearing.
I've got selective hearing as well.

You know how to pick 'em, don't you?
THEY LAUGH

I'm quite excited to be back
in a bed with you tonight,

I'll be honest.
I know.

The unfinished business is
getting finished now with Shakira.

She is everything that I would
look for in a woman, honestly,

so I'm very excited
to explore this once again.

Harry, can we have a quick chat?
Yeah, sure.

All right, babe,
I'll see you in a sec.

Has she pulled H?
Is that what just happened?

I think so.

All right?

Er, yeah, I'm all right.
How are you doing?

Yeah, good. I just thought
I would just speak to you because,

obviously, I know
that we said yesterday

that we'll be friends and stuff,

but I can't be your mate in here,
mate. Yeah, that's fine. I get that.

You've not even apologised to me
for anything that you've done.

I'm sorry.

I just can't really make sense
of this whole situation.

You've not even tried
to fight for it.

You've then just gone
straight on to Shakira... Mm-hm.

..and telling Shakira
you're gonna change your behaviour,

but never even had thought
to do that for me once.

I thought it was too good.
What do you mean, "too good"?

I mean, I've done it in the past,
where I've self-sabotaged

because I just think
it's too good to be true.

I'm 30 years old. I get it.
I'm not making any excuses here.

Like, I'm not... All I've ever seen
is things with an expiry,

and it felt too good with you.

You've got to snap
out of that habit, Harry,

otherwise you're never
gonna get anywhere.

It doesn't happen that often

because I never get into anything
that's that good.

But it was just, like, obviously,
with us, like... instant.

I just didn't have to force
anything, and you make me laugh.

And I could see it,
and then I just...

Well, it's done now, isn't it?
Can't go back on it.

No, I know, but I did wanna have
this conversation with you.

I didn't feel like last night
was the right time.

I don't how you just jump
from person to person so quickly.

I feel like, yeah,
I said I was done yesterday,

but I kind of didn't expect us
to just be finished

by me saying that I'm done.

I thought we were gonna have
some kind of conversation about it,

because that - to me -
just looks like you never cared,

that you could just
walk away from it

and be like,
"Oh, she says she's done.

"That's it.
Not gonna bother fighting for her,

"not gonna explain myself,
not gonna apologise."

I just think it was still too fresh.
That's what I was getting from you.

Of course, I wanna say
all these things to you,

but I just didn't think
it was the right time.

Yeah, I just can't really be
around you right now.

I am sorry. I am.

And I know that doesn't mean a lot
to you right now, but...

I just...
I can't be your mate in here.

I understand that,
and I respect that.

Sorry. I am sorry.
It's OK.

It's OK. I'll leave it there.

# Lonely in my room
The writing's on the wall. #

# Somebody save me... #

IAIN:
After Helena's chat with Harry,

she's talking things through
with Meg and Megan.

HELENA: I'm fucking fed up
of feeling like this in here.

SHE SNIFFLES

Erm... I said,
"You haven't even apologised to me.

"You're not my friend
because there's been a whole day now

"and you've not even
tried to speak to me.

"All you've done
is go straight to Shakira

"and say you're gonna change
for her and all this shit."

I was like, "I never even got that."

Yeah. And he just said, like,
he thinks I'm too good for him.

He doesn't deserve you.
And you know that.

We don't have to tell you that.

He has no remorse for the situation
whatsoever. No respect.

He's a cold-hearted prick.

If I could have it my way,
you and Helena would be together.

Like, you two get along.

I can clearly see there's
a connection between you two.

Yeah, but... What matters
is what you want, innit?

Yeah.
Are you happy with what you got?

Yeah, I think so, mate.
It's just more, like...

like, we just have nothing,
do you know what I mean?

Yeah, man.
It's just like...

Like, we're good, and then it's like
she just can't even be around me.

It's just weird, man.

And it's all me, mate.
Just, like, self-sabotage.

Like, cos it was too good.

Can't do anything to make it better
because it'll never be the same now,

after the way I've acted,
do you know what I mean?

I guarantee you
he'll come wriggling back,

and then you're gonna be
in a better situation,

that you can tell him to fuck off
cos he's not in a fucking position

to be treating you like this.

He's had one too many
fucking chances.

The best thing he had was you.

I'm gonna just have to pray tonight
and just hope that somehow,

there's a miracle,
and you two can get back together.

But there ain't no me and Helena
now, geez.

Is there not?
There's none of that now anyway.

No, for now.
Like, I can't go into it thinking,

"Oh, it's gonna work out
with Helena in a while."

Just, you can't live like that.
No, you can't live like that.

I've just got to forget about it
for now.

IAIN: In the re-coupling,
Shakira picked Harry,

who has promised to change.
Harry's great at change.

He changed Shakira for Helena,
briefly changed Helena for Yasmin,

changed back to Helena,
then changed back to Shakira again.

Hey, honeys. Hello.
Hello. Hey, girly.

We can have a proper debrief!

Ah, what a day.
I see you.

How are we all feeling?
I know you were shitting yourself.

At least Ben knew.
Yeah.

It's not like you blindsided him in
a re-coupling and then chose Harry.

Yeah. I feel like with Harry,
he's so secure in himself... Yeah.

..that he'll just be like, crack on.
Harry just gets it.

That's what I always
liked about him, he just gets it.

You don't have to
over-explain yourself. No.

I know some people are like,
why would anyone go for Harry?

But he IS charming.
Yeah. He's so charming.

He's fun to be around. And we
actually have the best conversation.

When me and Harry speak,
it's not always pissing about.

There is depth to it.

It'll be sort of interesting
to see how he behaves, though. Mm.

I think we were right all along.

I don't think me and her
need to have a chat.

I don't think that's necessary.
No, I agree.

If she wants to talk, we can talk.

But I don't think
I've done anything wrong.

No, you haven't.
You haven't.

She did it first!
She did!

And I was very, very calm about it.
That is true. And was fine.

IAIN: Dejon and Meg
are headed for the terrace.

That's totally fine, guys,
but keep the noise down, yeah?

My pet bluebottle Billy's trying
to have a little kip on the sofa.

Thanks, babes.

Back to our favourite place,
innit, babe? Look at everyone.

Don't make a scene. This is our
little fave place, innit?

Our fave spot.
Yeah, it's a good spot, isn't it?

Did you like my speech?
Yeah, I really liked it.

Good. I feel like your words
were really nice.

I kind of like, as well,
how it was just so off-the-cuff.

It was just from the heart.

We definitely come out
the other side stronger. Definitely.

Feel like we were strong before,
and then it was bumpy,

and now we're, like,
much, much stronger.

But with us, like, we care about
each other. We can do anything.

Yes.
Good. Love that.

You happy?
Yeah. Very happy.

Out of ten?
Ten. Ten out of ten?

Ten out of ten.
Until you fuck it up.

Yeah. Happy with that.

Did you say until I fuck it up?
Yeah.

HE LAUGHS
No, we're not. We're good.

We're good, we're good, we're good.
Still get to share the same bed.

Aren't you a lucky girl?
Aren't you a lucky man?

A very lucky man.

# Summer days were oh-so bright... #

IAIN: I am so glad Toni wound up
with Harrison.

I've got another uncle Harrison
who provides the lion sound

at the start of MGM movies.
Good old Harrison Roared.

# But I swear you said
That you'd never leave my side... #

Tone, you're no longer single.
THEY CHEER

Well needed, girl.
For real.

You still gonna get to know Helena?
Yeah, mate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think so.
# Wish when I was younger

# I hadn't put
All of my faith into you... #

How you feeling, H?

Yeah, just hit home, mate, the chat
with Helena, to be honest with you.

Think just the fact
of, like, fully losing her,

even as a friend,
is the biggest thing.

# Cos my first heartbreak
Looks a little bit like me... #

If you told me,
the day I walked into this villa,

that right now I'd be coupled up
with Ben,

I honestly wouldn't believe you
at all.

You gonna give her
a little cuddle tonight?

I'll give her little cuddle.

# I can't hide it
It's bitter and it's sweet

# My first heartbreak... #
In a bit.

Night, Tone.
Night, night, night, night.

# Little bit like me... #

Good night!

Night, Ds, love you.
Love you too. Good night.

# My first heartbreak
He left me at 13

# But I have grown
And just know I'll never leave. #

# We were looking for
That weekend love... #

IAIN STIRLING: It's the morning
after Emily's break-up with Conor.

Poor Emily dreamt of kissing Conor
on the platform of

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob
wllllantysiliogogogoch.

Now just hearing

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob
wllllantysiliogogogoch is painful.

Well, try bloody saying it.

I thought Ben was gonna sleep-talk,
but he didn't.

He was sleep-talking.
I don't.

Was he? I didn't hear it.
Yeah, he was. No, I don't.

And he started giggling,
and he was going...

SHAKIRA GIGGLES WEARILY,
BEN CHUCKLES

I slept so much better...
in the big bed. Really?

Megan, tell me how you're feeling.
Good.

We ain't moved since day one,
in this bed. Yeah.

ALL: Morning.

It's like when your parents
get divorced,

and your mum brings around
her new boyfriend.

SHAKIRA LAUGHS

# So, if I second-guess your motive
I just want your time devoted before

# Before... #
Do you know how to crack an egg?

I'm gonna give it a try.
First time, bro.

Toni, I bet you woke up
in a good mood today.

I did, actually.
Any kissy-wissies?

Little bit.
GIRLS: Ooh!

Jeez!

Is she all right?
Mm... Yeah.

Is she more upset
about what happened with us

or that she has to share a bed
with Shea?

You know the answer to that.

Wanted to make you breakfast
cos, obviously, I wanted to show you

I appreciated your speech
last night.

Thank you.
It was really cute.

IAIN: Last night,
Yasmin coupled up with cabbie Ben,

and she's been waiting ages
for their first proper chat.

He said he was two minutes away
ten bloody minutes ago.

These cabbies!
Let's go over here.

Where do you wanna go?
Let's go over here.

OK.
May as well.

This is so hot today.
This is so hot.

Should we go here?
Oh, go on, then.

Have you put sun cream on?
Yeah.

Do you wanna put some sun cream on
for me? I burn really easily.

You can put it on my chest,
if you want.

I'll put it on your back.

Not on my chest?
Do you want a massage?

Yeah, but can you not do it on...?
Do you want me to put it on both?

Yeah, go on, then.
Are you gonna give me a massage?

Ooh, it's hot! Fucking hell.
Go on, give me a massage.

Have you got the angles going yet,
though? Lovely. Yeah.

Do you know what, I actually like
the fact that you're muscly

cos I couldn't be with a guy who
was not, if you know what I mean?

I'll take that from you.
Yeah, that's...

Yeah, just do your thing. Yes!
Go on, dig...

Does that feel nice? Yeah,
go proper deep with it, though.

I know.
I can only do so much, though.

No, but go for it. Go deep.
I'm, like, trying, but...

Think about how deep you like it
to go, and go that on my back.

I was gonna say, it's your job
to go deep, not mine. Yeah, yeah.

I'm just talking off experience,
what I think works best.

How you feeling? New couple.
So random, isn't it?

Obviously, yeah, picked me
for the re-coupling yesterday. Yeah.

Speech was cute.
It was cute.

You done your thing.
Came from the heart.

It did come from the heart.
I felt it.

That was so off-the-cuff.
I feel so grateful you picked me.

Live, love... What's it called?
Live, laugh, live. What's it...?

Live, laugh, love.
Live... Live, laugh, love.

That's the one. That's the badger.
SHE LAUGHS

You're so inspirational, Ben (!)
Has anyone ever told you that?

Have I got a way with words?
I was being sarcastic, but sure.

I feel like I've drawn you in
with my words, so... Mm...

Maybe you have, a little bit.
I feel like...

Cos you've got good banter,
to be fair.

I feel like, sometimes, I don't even
have to say stuff with my words.

I feel like it's just my...
demeanour.

What does that mean?
What does "demeanour" mean? Hm?

I've heard it...
It's one of them words,

I've heard it been chucked out
a lot,

but what's the actual definition
of "demeanour"?

Like, the way you carry yourself?
I think it's, like...

Yeah. Exactly. Exactly.
Is it? Yeah.

Demeanour. I'm gonna start
using that word. Demeanour.

IAIN: Cabin crew Helena
had a pretty tough night,

so Dejon wants
to check in with her.

You're a bit early, mate.

Check-in doesn't open
until two hours before departure.

HELENA: Hello, princess.
How you doing?

Good. How are you?
Yeah, good. How you feeling?

Yeah, I feel all right.
Yesterday was fucking horrible.

Yeah. What's your plan of action?

Because I know that Harrison
is definitely interested in you.

Is he?
Yeah.

Ugh, do you know what? I just need
to get out of my head about Harry.

Like, this is the problem.
I'm not out of my head about it.

Are you feeling like
you wanna rekindle things with him?

Obviously, I know
I've said it's done,

but I had to go with my head
in that situation, not my heart.

Because in an ideal world, me
and Harry would still be together.

Essentially,
it actually isn't done for me

because, like...
he's kind of made me do it. Mm.

I don't wanna be stupid
to let it go,

but I also don't wanna look stupid

by carrying on with him
when he's still fucking around.

I'll give him this...

I feel like it's his place
to tell you what we spoke about,

but, Helena, like, he was upset.

Who, Harry?
Harry.

But why was he upset?
Like, for what reason?

He said that's the first time
that it's actually hit him.

I think that he wants you back,
but he's in a situation where,

obviously, you're done,
and he's coupled up with Shakira,

so it's like... he's made his bed.
But this is the thing.

I kind of feel like
they need to get to know each other

to see if he's got something better
with Shakira than he does with me,

because he has always said
about the unfinished business. Yeah.

And it's like, well, do I just allow
him and her to get on together? Mm.

I don't know.

I definitely think that, like, Harry
would definitely appreciate it more

if you two definitely
did get back together,

but you've got to do what's best for
you and what feels right for you.

I know. What do you think
feels right for you?

Harry. Harry.
No? Yeah.

IAIN: Conor and Emily are going
to have a "Conor-versation".

A "Conor-versation"
is when Conor bangs on,

and Emily just says yes
every 15 seconds.

We were obviously saying we're just
gonna maybe cool off a small bit.

I don't feel any...

Even in the last day and a half,
I don't feel any pressure... Yeah.

The more pressure someone applies
on me, the more I go. Mm-hm.

And I get that because I've been
in situations where someone is...

I feel like they're getting
a bit distanced,

and then I come on stronger,
you know what I mean? Yeah.

It's just a natural thing,
you know what I mean? Yeah.

It's just human nature, like.

I wouldn't say the boys.
But if you liked someone like Dejon

or something like that after
three or four days,

do you think you'd have it in you
to start pulling him for chats?

If it was, like, reciprocated,
and it was getting a bit flirty.

And stuff like that.

But it wouldn't be able to
until you actually had those chats.

Yeah, exactly. So you'd actually
have to basically do what I did,

which is, like,
a really tough thing to do.

Yeah. Not trying to give
myself a fucking pat on the back.

No, I wouldn't do it
the way you did it, to be fair.

No, not the exact way,

but say if you weren't
sitting beside each other.

No. Well, like, there's no-one
I feel like doing that with.

I know. I'm not saying that.
I'm saying, if you felt like it.

Do you want me to crack on
with someone else, or what?

No. I don't know if you're being
sarcastic now, or what.

I'm being sarcastic.
OK, yeah.

OK, then.
Erm, but...

You need to learn sarcasm.

Sorry to interrupt, guys.
Conor, do you wanna go for a chat?

Yeah, let's go.
Sorry, Em.

See you later.
I'll catch you later.

See you later, Em.
See you.

Sundeck, question mark?
Fucking hell.

No, I'm loving it.
No, good.

I know. That's very good.

Is it?
Yeah. Very good.

Are you chuffed with that now?
What?

Are you chuffed with that?
I'm buzzing.

I'm always buzzing
when you pull me for a chat.

Are you?
Yeah.

Lick arse.
That was kinda... What?!

What did you say? Lick arse?
Lick arse.

THEY LAUGH

Right, I need to ask,
how the fuck is things with Em?

What the fuck's going on there?

I'm gonna start from the start.

So, the challenge yesterday,
buzzing that you were saying

I would be someone
you coupled up with

if you weren't in your couple now.
Yeah.

Kind of obviously, you know
that would be the same for me.

I'd fucking hope so, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, you'd be nearly...

Like, obviously,
Emily would be number one,

but you're definitely, like,
as we speak, a bit more, like,

getting very close to the top.

Oh, fuck, really?
Mm.

All right.
Did you not think that?

Do you wanna go for a chat, Emily?
Yeah, come on, Tom.

Come on, then.

How you feeling about everything?
All right?

I dunno whether he wants the chase.
Yeah, I don't know.

He wants me to sort of maybe
like someone else,

so he can grab me back.

I'm like, that doesn't work for me.

Like, if you're pushing me away,
I'm gone.

DEJON: Come on, T.
It's Wife Swap again.

Wife Swap!
Wife Swap's back in action.

Wife Swap!

I do think you are more sexual
than Tommy.

But I think one thing that
attracted me to you from the start

was you were very vocal
about what you wanted.

I said this to Tommy as well.
You know what you want.

The fact you came over to me
the other day in front of Emily.

Like, that was ballsy. I liked that.
Do you know what I mean?

It takes a lot to do
something like that.

I might be wrong. I don't know.
This is my opinion.

I think Megan's his number one,
and I think he's trying

to pursue that before
it's too late, and then he's...

I don't think he knows
how to keep you both sweet.

He clearly doesn't.

I think maybe I need to just explore
my options a little bit more.

Yeah.
I feel like if I left tonight,

maybe I'd be just gutted in general

at the fact that I put
all my eggs in Megan's basket. Yeah.

And it's not a bad thing
cos I do like the girl,

but at the same time,
you've got to test connections,

and she's testing connections.

You actually don't know what
they're speaking about over there.

Yeah, exactly.

Right, brutal question.
If you had a re-coupling right now,

who would you pick, me or Emily?

Cos we're very different.
You.

Me?
Yeah.

You'd pick me over Emily?
Yeah.

Fucking hell.
Yeah.

That's not what
I expected you to say.

What did you want me to say?
I did want you to say.

It's nice that you want to pick...
What would you have wanted?

Like...
I just didn't expect...

I thought you and Emily were,
like... If someone said...

If someone asked you the question,
not me,

"If Conor was to recouple, who would
you want him to recouple with,

"you or Emily?" What would you say?

It's a hard one cos obviously,
I still wanna be in a bed

with Tommy as well. Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?

Maybe just get the two of us
in bed with you.

Yeah, can we just do that?
We're in a throuple.

On the boys' night,
when you three walked in,

that feeling I got of physical
attraction when I see someone about,

I got that from you.
Did you?

But obviously,
we were on other ends.

Yeah, we kept looking at each other.
Like, looking over, smiling.

I'm 100%, like,
open to having more chats.

Exactly that. Seeing if
there could be something there.

And, like, obviously,
exploring that.

Yeah. I'm excited.
Yeah, me too.

It's nice to have, like,
other people in here

that I maybe do
see a connection with.

I don't think you'll
be staying true to yourself

by not exploring this.

No, I agree,
I literally just said that.

No, and you have been, to be fair.
So I'm happy about that.

You've seen the light.

MEGAN LAUGHS

It was good, you know?
What was he thinking of it all?

Oh, I was like,
"If you had to re-couple right now,

"who would you pick?"
He would choose you? Obviously.

He said me.
Yeah.

I think you're Conor's number one.

And I think... He did say,
"Em's still my number one,

"but you're getting really close."

I don't agree with that.
I think Emily's number two.

Obviously, I had a chat with Emily.
Yeah, how'd that go?

I did say to her I'd be willing

to get to know her cos I do think
she's attractive and that.

Yeah.

Con! Can I pull you for a bit?
Yeah, yeah.

How was your chat?
My chat was good, yeah.

I think I made it quite clear that,
like, you are my priority.

Do you know what I mean?
Love that.

Nah, obviously,
you're my number one.

You've known that since day one.
Yeah, I know.

You've fucking definitely
made that clear.

I've definitely made it clear.
I think everyone knows that.

Yeah... I don't have to come back
and tell you everything I've said,

but I want to because I want you
to know where I stand. Yeah.

I bet you he was fucking sticking it
on you hard again, wasn't he?

Kept, like, tickling my arm.
He was tickling your arm?

Not tickling my arm,
but I was speaking,

and he'd go like that once or twice.
I was like, "Whoa."

You obviously, like,
are still my priority at the moment.

Yeah, yeah.

Obviously, could easily change.
Easily?

I'm joking.
Easily.

EM LAUGHS

Feck.
I'm only joking. Only joking.

But you are still my priority,
obviously, but yeah...

Obviously, I have talked to Megan
four or five times now.

I'm still saying, like,
you're my priority.

Obviously,
the more you talk to someone...

Yeah, the more you get to know them
sort of thing.

Yeah. The more you get to know them,
the higher they go in your rankings.

Obviously. It's still number one,
like, for you, so...

Aw. Cutey boy!

THEY LAUGH

MUSIC: 'Freedom' by
Armin van Buuren and Oliver Heldens

IAIN: Remell's falling
head over heels for Alima.

I once fell head over heels
for "a lemur".

It was on a school trip
to Edinburgh Zoo.

I also fell for a tiger and a camel.
Animals are great.

Are you, like, at any stage
of any sort of movement?

Yeah. We'll have, obviously,
pillow talk,

but, like, we're making out.

What, you could see her
being your girlfriend

if it kept going the way it's going.

Yeah.
That's mad.

# Freedom

# But you can't wait
Till I get my hands on you

# Boy, oh no, no, no
That body... #

Is everyone gonna spend time
in their couples tonight, then?

I think so.
Yeah. Me, too.

That would be lovely.
That would be lovely.

# Which one do you call?

# Cos I guarantee
When it gets to three

# I know you're gonna be
At my door... #

# You want your freedom

# But you can't wait
Till I get my hands on you

# Boy, oh no

# You want your freedom... #
CHEERING

# But you can't wait
Till I get my hands on you

# Boy, oh no, no, no. #

You look fucking unreal.
Thanks, I see you, girlies.

Just wanted to catch up
on the whole Conor thing.

And obviously it's awkward,
cos I'm quite close with Emily.

Yeah.
Mm.

But he's laying it on
factor fucking 50. Is he actually?

But he keeps saying,
"Emily's my number one,

"but you're edging up there,
you're edging up."

Emily's his number one
purely because he's in a couple.

If he could have had you from
the get-go... He would have had you.

At the end of the day,
you're not closed off. Yeah.

Would you be this closed off
on the outside? No.

Thing is, obviously
I don't wanna hurt Tommy's feelings,

but he's like the sweet boy
in the villa and all, like,

so I feel like
if I pursue anything out of line,

It's like,
"Why did you do that on Tommy?"

If Conor picked you
in a re-coupling...

I don't have a choice then.
Mm.

Well, he said he fucking would,
so we'll see.

I think everyone could benefit
from a bit of wife-swapping in here.

Obviously me and Tommy have been
coupled up since day one. Yeah.

And naturally,
we have more of a connection.

What if you'd coupled up with Conor
from day one? That's the thing.

I probably have a better connection
with him, do you know what I mean?

Mm. There's something sexual there
with Connor...

Yeah. ..which is, like,
not missing with Tommy,

I feel like
Tommy's getting better at it.

Mm. I see it.
I see it as well.

Oh! I'm in a bit of a pickle,
aren't I?

It's nice that Conor's so confident
as well with you.

That's the thing.
The balls, that he's come over

and just been like "Fuck it."

I was like, "Ooh! All right, then.
Well, I'll have a look!"

Obviously, it's no secret
what the situation is.

Obviously, I think,
what I've got with Megan...

You know, we've got
quite a strong connection.

At the same time, you know,
everyone's open.

She's getting to know Conor.

Now, the thing is, today,
which sort of annoyed me,

when she was saying,
"Conor put his hand on my leg

"and started stroking my leg
and stuff."

But, like, I don't know,
I just thought...

I don't mind him
chatting to her and flirting,

but, like, I think him putting a
hand on her and stroking her leg...

Even she was like...

She mentioned it to me
cos it was a little bit weird.

He should have had
a conversation with you

to let you know that he wants
to pursue things with Megan.

Yeah, and he never did that.

Cos that's all I would ask for,
to be honest.

Well, this is the other thing
I wanted to tell you.

Conor's chat with Megan today -
and don't say anything to him.

What he said to Megan was like,

"Obviously,
I really, really fancy you.

"I'll be honest with you, Megan,

"if there's a re-coupling,
I'm choosing you."

So how can...
how can a girl be your priority,

but you'll choose someone else
if there's...?

Like, that seems like
he's contradicting himself.

You know what it is as well, I feel
like I need to back yourself. Yeah.

Like, you're a great guy, you're a
top guy, you're a good-looking guy.

If you wanted to get Emily,
I think you can get her.

HARRY: You could get her, mate.
Yeah. 100%, 100%.

But I'll be honest.

Megan, like, she's obviously
my number one, by quite a lot.

I really, really fancy Megan.

But I feel like
you owe it to yourself,

just because of where you are,
to just explore other options.

I will, yeah.
Yeah, to just explore it.

There's so much qualities about you
which are so good,

and girls will love. If I had
a daughter, bro, I'd be buzzing

if she was with somebody like you,
do you know I mean?

No, no, honestly, bro, 100%.
Like, there's so much qualities.

You just need to back yourself.
Go in and back yourself.

Once, she said he's got nice eyes,
and the other time,

she asked him to check
that his seat and table tray

were in the upright position
for take-off.

Megan was telling me that you
and Helena are, like, proper vibing.

We've had two chats!
We've had two chats.

No, but, like, proper getting on.

My concern is,
if you don't like Toni,

I don't want you to lead her
down the garden path.

But I actually think
that you two get on and stuff.

No, from the outside,
do you see, we like...? Yeah.

I do like her.
I actually do like her.

But I just don't wanna, like...

Like, what I'm saying is,
if you wanna get to know Hels...

Yeah.
Just be transparent.

Cos, like, Toni was saying, like,

"Oh, I feel like
I've asked him a few times.

"He just says the same thing
every time."

You know what the thing
with me is, yeah? Hmm?

So, like, I'm so indecisive
when it comes to girls, yeah.

So I come away from a chat,
thinking,

"Helena's got the best chat."
Oh, yeah, yeah.

The boys will ask me at
that moment. "OK, Helena's got..."

And then you'll chat
with someone else.

And then I have a chat
with someone else

and be like,
"OK, she's got the best..."

What are you actually looking for?

Someone that looks like you,
actually.

SHE LAUGHS

No, I...
HE LAUGHS

That's a crazy comment!

No, I am joking.
Don't repeat that to the girls.

ALIMA: How are you?
Very good, very good.

I was looking forward to spending
some time with you this evening.

Yeah.
Never thought I'd come in here

and like someone so fast as well,
so... Yeah.

But here I am.
So, we're just smooth sailing.

That's good, actually.

I feel like there's so much drama,
and it's good to just chill. Yeah.

I feel like, slowly, day by day,

the lover boy in me
is just coming back out.

Really?
Yeah, I think I can tell that.

Oh, you can tell? Yeah.
Yeah, it's coming back out.

But that's a good thing, though.

Yeah, I think
that's definitely a good thing,

and I think you actually
bring that side out of me as well.

Day by day,
I'm getting a bit more comfortable.

That's what I'm doing with you
right now, being present,

leaving everything on the table...
No, definitely.

..and just finding out
what's there, innit? There for us.

You look beautiful tonight.
Thank you.

Thanks.
Can't believe we're matching.

Yeah, we are matching.
We are matching. It's very cute.

Matching on accident.
Yeah.

We actually did, as well.
Yeah. Yeah.

Nobody compares to you.

Thank you, babe.
Nowhere near.

Are you gonna get lipstick on me?

TEXT ALERT

Oh...
Fuck's sake.

Oh, no.
Oh, shit.

Fuck off!

Got a text.

SHE EXCLAIMS

"Emily, Helena, Dejon and Remell,

"a car is waiting outside for you.
Please leave the villa immediately."

Oh, damn.
Fuck off.

MEGAN GASPS
Fuck!

# Welcome to the future

# Welcome to the new world... #

EMILY LAUGHS

What? Oh, my God!
Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.
Look how you're all happy.

Don't fancy watching this one
on screen.

Yeah, it's fine.

D, no talking about teeth.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

I'll see you in a bit, Con.

"See you in a bit, Con"?

Love, love. Love.

# This all started right here
This all started right now... #

Bye! How was Meg?
Was she all right with that? No!

I've got to be here for myself,
you know? 100%.

It's the best test.

Why are you smiling?
It ain't a smile.

I'm shiteing it.
I'm sweating my tits out.

Oh, Meg must be...
Oh, yeah, look at her.

# This all started right here
This all started right now... #

IAIN: Four Bombshells
are headed for the villa.

And, guys, please remember,
when you're in close up,

we will be able
to hear what you're thinking.

# The joke's on you... #

I'm Poppy. I'm 22, and I'm
a dental nurse from Stoke-on-Trent.

I've got my eye on
a few of the boys in there,

and who I want is who I'll get.

# God knows I tried to be kind... #

My name's Giorgio. I'm 30.
I'm from Kent, but I live in Sydney.

I've got the looks, I've got
the charm, I've got the body.

Girls, get ready to meet your man.

# The joke's on you... #

I'm Caprice.
I'm 26, and I'm from Essex.

I'm confident,
and I'm down for a good time.

Girls, unless you have a ring on
your finger, that is not your man.

# God knows I tried to be kind... #

I'm Will, I'm 25,
and I'm from Norfolk.

I'm 6'2". I'm funny. And I am what
the girls have been waiting for.

I'm not afraid
to get in anyone's way.

# The joke's on you. #

So, you're not closed off at all?

No. I don't think anyone is.
No. Really?

To be honest, I feel like I've not
really been occupied in the villa.

So, you're saying you could
fill that role? 100%. Sure?

The quicker I can get in there,
the better. Oh, I love that.

I'm thinking this could be lit.
What, us two?

Thinking this could be lit, yeah.
Us two? Yeah.

I think so, too.

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