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Oh, here we go.
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Weeks fly by
when you're an Islander
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or a drone operator,
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but on Unseen Bits,
we like to take things slow.
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So turn up the heat, and warm up
a bag of frozen chicken nuggets.
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# My kind of people, my kind of vibe
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# My village, my tribe... #
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We do this in order to release
all the pressure
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that's built up during the week.
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Because the last six days
have seen fighting...
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Let's try that again.
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..fall-outs...
Where's my sandwich?
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Don't say you ate it.
..wig outs...
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It has nothing to do with Conor!
..and some pretty terrible rapping.
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One's beauty does not take away
from your own. What?
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So sit back and put your feet up
as we shower you
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with the most thrilling
unseen action ever.
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It's Love Island: Unseen Biiiiiiits!
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Cheers to that.
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BURP
Eurgh! What?
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Previously on Love Island...
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the boys went out
to paint the town red,
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which made Meg green with envy.
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You violated me
in front of all of the girls.
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And Bombshell Malisha saw red.
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Shut up!
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Tommy turned the air purple.
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What you done was snaky, mate.
SHEA LAUGHS
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Yeah, laugh, you little smug prick.
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And even Harrison's language
got colourful.
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Red dress, it suits you.
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Matches the strawberries, actually.
Have one. You first.
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But it was Bombshell Yasmin
who turned things blue...
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Would you have a threesome
with me and Toni? Pfft!
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..really blue.
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Which had everyone seeing red again.
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But here on Unseen Bits,
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we look at the week
through rose-tinted glasses.
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Look... Look through them.
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Look how nice the dressing room
looks in them.
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But, like, look at the pink walls.
Wow!
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Doesn't everything
look so much better?
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# What a gorgeous day
What a gorgeous day-ay... #
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What a gorgeous day indeed.
Everyone has a spring in their step.
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Look at this guy's hop.
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LAUGHTER
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And Megan sounds full of beans.
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MEGAN BURPS
Sorry.
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I hadn't belched in a while,
so that was building up.
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So strike a pose
and don't cramp our style...
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..as things can get a bit saucy.
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You know if you can't get anything
out the bottom?
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You gotta do this.
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I'm not joke... Look.
Never seen that in my life, bro.
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Bro, look. So there's nothing
coming out, look.
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Now look.
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REMELL LAUGHS
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# What a gorgeous day... #
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So get a "grippo" of your Calippo
and get your "toofs" into this.
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You broke your toof?
My tooth?
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Your toof.
Tooth? It's toof.
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Toof?
Yeah.
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It's toof. It's, "I broke my toof."
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What? Tooth?
Tooth.
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I broke my tooth.
It's not T-U-F. It's not toof.
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Is it teeth?
Teeth is plural.
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Teeth.
And singular is tooth.
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No, yeah, teeth.
Teeth.
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Yeah. Well, no, no, you say teeth.
Teeth. No, teeth.
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Well, guys, get your toofs
into some unseen bites.
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# What a peaceful day. #
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Now, I love a good rap battle,
but move over, Kendrick and Drake,
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as here in the villa, rap battles
are done a little differently.
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You go. One, two, three, go.
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Rock, paper, scissor, shoe.
OK.
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Oh, my God.
SHE LAUGHS
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You've gotta wait
till t'wrap breaks.
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LAUGHTER
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It's Tommy!
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Oh, my God,
they're doing the wrap challenge.
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# Hit like an uppercut from Tyson
Real big like a buffalo or bison
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# Big hitter, like... #
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LAUGHTER
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That was a clean slap. I'm sorry.
I didn't even get a slap.
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Come on, Meg. Pocket rocket society.
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# Big hitter, like... #
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Oh, my God.
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SHE SQUEALS
# Big hitter, like... #
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Oh! You can't dodge.
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# Big hitter, like... #
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LAUGHTER
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I thought during rap battles,
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a player spat out the lyrics,
not water.
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That's disgusting!
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'Rigoletto, Act III:
La Donna E Mobile'
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You know, doing the voiceover for
this show is like riding a bike -
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the seat is uncomfortable,
and I'm forced to wear a helmet.
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Don't ask me why, rules are rules,
and here in the villa,
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we have some
very strict regulations.
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Swimming is only permitted
between the hours of 9am and 6pm.
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The toastie machine is open
between 11pm and midnight.
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The boys' access
to the girls' dressing room
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is between 11:15 and 11.30am.
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Conor, what are you doing?!
It's only 11:14!
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What are you doing?
Am I not allowed in here?
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You're not allowed in.
Never been in here.
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Welcome to the dressing room.
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Sit down.
Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
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Come on, come on!
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What are you doing? Oh, my God,
you're gonna have a mullet.
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Oh, my God, what's going on?
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I'm getting done here.
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Hi, boys, I'm Chloe.
LAUGHTER
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A new Bombshell enters the villa!
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# A hot new Bombshell
Enters the villa
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# Let's go... #
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Fuck right off! Someone's actually
walking in the front door.
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I'm not even joking.
Huh? New Bombshell.
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All right, girls?
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# A hot new Bombshell
Enters the villa. #
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Who's that? She's all right.
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No, Conor,
that's not how you Bombshell.
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A Bombshell has to be bomb-tastic
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and able to leave
all the other Islanders shellshocked
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by their sexual energy,
grace and poise.
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Bitch, you're a Bombshell,
do what you want. Yeah!
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# All eyes on me
When I walk into a room... #
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These girls need to talk the talk
and walk the walk.
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Oh, here we go.
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# Sit back and you will see... #
Ohhhh...
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# Follow every word, OK
One, two, three. #
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I'm stuck.
Oh! She's stuck!
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Wait, that always happens to me!
I'm stuck.
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LAUGHTER
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Not the drum roll and stop!
This floor is not a joke. I swear.
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Oh, deary me. Yasmin,
I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
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Let's try that again.
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Oh, dear,
the whole elegant goddess thing
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doesn't really work when you've been
outwitted by the decking.
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BAYWATCH THEME SONG
PLAYS
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It's easy to spot
the Love Island lifeguards -
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they're always in regulation red.
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And here's unseen bits
of them in training.
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No good.
Is that what mine looks like?
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No.
Yes, Helena!
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Whoo! Go on.
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Ooh!
Whoo!
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That is outrageous.
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CHUCKLES
Open 'em wide!
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Right, OK, you ready?
Right, you both ready?
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Are we grabbing one leg each?
Yeah.
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Yes! Right, let me do some...
No, let me do some...
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THEY LAUGH
Agh!
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Don't just let go!
HE GROANS
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Time out, Harry.
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You just concentrate on smuggling
that budgie without injury.
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- Go on, Em. Come on, Em!
- Please don't...
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GIRL SQUEALS
IAIN: Oops! Careful!
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LAUGHTER
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Oh, my God.
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Argh!
Oh, my God.
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Argh!
LAUGHTER
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Oh, my God! He was like that,
and he just dropped.
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That's your man! Oh, my God, no.
That is no man of mine.
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That man does not belong to me.
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No, but those red
budgie smugglers belong to me!
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Can I have
my pet budgie back, please?
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I know we don't do politics
on this show,
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but in this next unseen clip,
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there is an increased temperature
in the transatlantic trade talks.
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Do you know, the first time I went
to America, it was when I was young.
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Yeah. They was like,
"It's 100 degrees today."
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Obviously,
we're still in the airport,
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so I'm like, "What? 100 degrees?"
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You'll melt. I was like, "It can't
be 100 degrees, it's impossible."
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"Yeah, it's gonna be 100 degrees,"
being deadly serious.
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Then I realised
you lot do Fahrenheit.
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But I learned the conversion.
What is it?
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Times two, plus 30.
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Are you good at maths?
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Convert 22 degrees
to Fahrenheit. Now.
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Five, four...
74.
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I'm bad at maths. I don't even know
if that's correct. It is.
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22 x 2.
Yeah.
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44. Plus 30.
Well done. Beauty and brains.
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Don't worry, Dejon -
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I'd also get in a sweat
if I had to do maths in my head.
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Or is it "math"?
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Earlier in the week,
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Bombshell Malisha expertly separated
Dejon from the pack...
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I say we go somewhere different
from the Hideaway.
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OK, shall we go upstairs, then?
Yeah, we can go terrace.
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OK. Come on, let's go.
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..stepping on Meg's territory
and awaking her primal instincts.
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I wanna see what they're saying.
I need to see the energy.
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Well, what you didn't get to see
was the exclusive unaired footage
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that was filmed
by our very own anthropologist
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for our sister show Planet Love.
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TENSE MUSIC
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Here in the wild,
we have a wild Meg.
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She's feeling territorial
because her mate is on the terrace
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with another female.
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The pissed off Meg...
The Megalodon.
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..is strutting away in frustration.
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She leaves...
LAUGHTER
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One of the Megalodon's
great skills
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is the ability to hear through
the "diplo-door-cus".
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And then I will let you know.
So, basically, I'm your favourite.
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Using the prehistoric hunting
technique of divide and conquer,
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the Megalodon pounces
and easily splits her prey.
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I'll speak to you later.
Yeah, yeah, we can speak.
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Thank you.
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And one flash of the Megalodon's
razor-sharp talon...
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..is enough to stop Dejon becoming
a Tyrannosaurus "Ex".
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I don't know what to do, then.
Where do we go from here?
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Shall we go back downstairs?
Yeah.
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Watch out for meteorites
on your way back down there.
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Right, get in position.
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Here's an unseen clip to find out
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who is the biggest planker
in the villa.
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In through the nose, B.
He's in a bad way.
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Keep breathing.
He's in a bad way.
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THEY LAUGH
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Oh, no, the shoulders are going!
Come on, Ben, you're looking strong.
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Look at the sweat,
look at the sweat on the floor!
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Oh, no, he's starting to twerk!
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He's like a shitting dog!
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'Ey! No cracking jokes
on the sidelines.
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That is my job.
Come on, Alima, girl!
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Alima's fucking cruising, mate.
What the fuck?
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Ben's now wishing he spent more time
on abs and less time in cabs.
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Alima! Alima!
Alima! Alima! Alima!
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Alima! Alima! Alima!
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- Come on, B! Come on, B!
- Ohh!
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- Go, Alima!
- Ohh!
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Alima, that was outrageous, girl.
Outrageous.
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So, the winner is Remell.
Er, can someone please check on Ben?
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Well done, Ben boy.
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As we all know, there has been lots
of drama in the villa this week,
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and Shakira has summoned
all the girls to the snug
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as she has something
she wants to get off her chest.
242
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,960
Oh, let's play charades!
Yes. Yeah!
243
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OK, OK.
Charades.
244
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TV show. Movie. Two words.
245
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,800
First word...
246
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,960
Jurassic Park!
247
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,480
SHE HISSES
248
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,960
Vampire Diaries, Vampire Diaries!
Yeah! I'm good at this game.
249
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:49,960
TV. Two words. Second word...
250
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,960
You.
Group.
251
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,960
Derry Girls.
Two words, second one...?
252
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,320
Girls?
Mean Girls?
253
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,960
So, it's a TV show.
Two words...
254
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,960
Ah, no, we've run out of time.
255
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,480
Come back after the break
to find out...
256
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:06,960
What is it?!
257
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Welcome back to part
two of Love Island Unseen Bits...
258
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# Some days, I wanna sail away... #
259
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,960
..where our motto
is two's company...
260
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:28,960
Don't drop me in.
261
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,960
..but three's
a perfect photo opportunity.
262
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So come on and dip your toe in.
263
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,320
Oof. Oof!
264
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,960
Careful!
SHE LAUGHS
265
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,960
And even the pollen
has been getting its graft on.
266
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,960
SHE SNEEZES
Sorry. Bless you.
267
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,960
Thank you.
That sneeze was a bit crazy.
268
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,960
So clear your schedules...
269
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,960
Four o'clock,
wallow in self-pity.
270
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,000
Six o'clock, solve world hunger.
271
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,480
Tell no-one.
Tell no-one.
272
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,320
THEY LAUGH
..because it's time to get excited.
273
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,960
HELEN GROWLS
274
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,960
OK, maybe not THAT excited, Helena.
275
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,960
Let's cheers to my drama right now.
276
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,960
It's gonna go down well.
Cheers, girls.
277
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,960
# It's gonna be all right
Yeah, yeah. #
278
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,960
Earlier, the girls were playing
a game of charades...
279
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,800
but what's the answer?!
280
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,640
I'm not telling you.
281
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,960
Pretty Woman.
Shorty...
282
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,480
Female.
Good Girls.
283
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,960
Gossip Girl!
284
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,160
"Gossip, girls"? Isn't that just
what you do every day in the villa?
285
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:38,960
In 1762, when John Montagu,
the fourth Earl of Sandwich,
286
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,960
first put some meat and cheese
between two slices of bread,
287
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:46,000
he had no idea of the problems he
was causing for future generations.
288
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,960
It smells a bit weird in here.
Can you smell it?
289
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,960
No, like what?
290
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960
It's Conor's sandwich.
No, he's taking the piss.
291
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,480
HE LAUGHS
I smell, like, a cheese, bro.
292
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,960
Has he brought a sandwich in?
Yeah. Let's see it.
293
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,960
LAUGHTER
294
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,960
Have a smell of it.
Have a smell of it.
295
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,960
Take that out, bro!
The smell of it... No!
296
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,320
That's nasty work.
297
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,960
No, that's nasty work.
Get it down that side.
298
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,960
Oh, I can smell that now.
Can you smell it?!
299
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,960
Why'd you bring that over here?
I was like, "What's that?"
300
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,960
On the bedside table.
LAUGHTER
301
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,960
Just with a bite out of it.
LAUGHTER
302
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,960
Oh, he'll come in and be buzzing
he's still got that.
303
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,960
He'll just chow that down.
304
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,960
HE LAUGHS
305
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,960
Where's my sandwich?
LAUGHTER
306
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,960
Where is it?
Don't say you ate it. Don't.
307
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,960
Look at that camera.
The one to the right. Right, right.
308
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,000
No, you're cold,
you're cold, you're cold.
309
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,960
Follow the camera.
Hot, hot, hot.
310
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,000
Warm, warm, warm. There you go.
311
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,960
I would've been so pissed.
It was stinking up the gaff.
312
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,960
How...? What was stinking?
It smells, mate.
313
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,960
It's bread.
There's the cheese.
314
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,800
Get away from me!
LAUGHTER
315
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,960
Don't rat me out, man.
No, I am, straightaway.
316
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,960
I'm not having her thinking
that's me smelling of cheese.
317
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,320
Bad luck, Conor.
318
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,960
The bro code doesn't cover
stinky sarnies and reeking rolls.
319
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,960
Do you think it smells in here?
320
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,960
What do you think it smells of?
Tuna.
321
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960
Yeah, it kinda smells of tuna,
you're right.
322
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:21,000
Oh, my God!
I didn't do anything, I swear.
323
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,960
What has he done?
Eaten a cheese and ham sandwich.
324
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960
Oh, my God!
It's a ham and cheese sandwich.
325
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,960
HE GIGGLES
Does it actually smell of tuna?
326
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,960
- Yes!
- Ham that smells like tuna?
327
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,960
If he's eaten the whole thing,
Conor is a goner.
328
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,960
On the subject of food, the girls
are talking dinner parties.
329
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,960
On the top of their list
of priorities wasn't a menu,
330
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,640
it was the company.
331
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,960
Dream dinner party guest...
Gordon Ramsay.
332
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,800
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
333
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,960
I feel like he'd start a lot of
trouble, though, know what I mean?
334
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,960
I don't think
it'd be a nice dinner party.
335
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,960
Idiot sandwich?
Idiot sandwich. Idiot sandwich.
336
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,960
Oh, actually, Larry Lamb.
Larry Lamb.
337
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,160
Larry Lamb.
Smash. Larry Lamb.
338
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,960
I would love to have dinner
with Larry Lamb.
339
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,960
It's all the drama, Mick!
I just love it!
340
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,960
Smash.
Yeah, smash.
341
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,960
What is he, like, 80 now?
He'd get it. Yeah, still smash.
342
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,320
Still smash.
He's still got it.
343
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,960
What a man!
Yeah, he never loses it.
344
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,640
I feel like the Gavin & Stacey cast,
in character, though...
345
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,960
I'd enjoy that.
Maybe not...
346
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,960
Dave's Coaches,
he could drive them all down.
347
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,960
Yeah, and then fuck off.
348
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,960
Who else?
349
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,960
Mr Blobby.
Who is that?
350
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,960
He's a big pink fucker,
a pink and yellow thing, and he's...
351
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,960
"A big pink fucker".
Big pink spotty fucker.
352
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,960
And he just walks around,
like, messes everything up.
353
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960
I feel like he'd be great to have.
354
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,960
He'd have to come a bit later,
though, do you know what mean?
355
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's, like,
the last ten-minute entertainment.
356
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,960
Just chaos. When everyone has
a few drinks down them, Mr Blobby...
357
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,960
He could possibly serve the drinks.
358
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,960
He could be a butler.
359
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,320
What a weird dinner party
we're having.
360
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,960
I know.
THEY LAUGH
361
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,000
You're laughing now, girls,
but it won't be so funny
362
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,960
when Mr Blobby comes in
as the next Bombshell.
363
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,960
Our Islanders
might be visions of beauty,
364
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,000
but they're also
the messiest lovebirds
365
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,800
to ever enter the villa,
which is good news for us,
366
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,960
as cleaning up always becomes
a kitchen-sink drama.
367
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,960
Boys, have you got any plates?
368
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,160
This is actually
so therapeutic, like.
369
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,960
It is, it's so fun. I don't know
why I've never washed before.
370
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,320
SHAKIRA LAUGHS
Did your mum do everything at home?
371
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,960
No. Well, I'd just throw it
in the dishwasher, yeah,
372
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,960
but I don't know
how to use the dishwasher, so...
373
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,160
You don't know how to use
the dishwasher? Yeah, yeah.
374
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,800
But I didn't have a dishwasher
growing up, like.
375
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,960
Agh!
What?
376
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,960
Bubble... Eugh! Eugh, bubble!
377
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,960
I picked them up from that,
and all the water spilled over me.
378
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,960
That's why I hate
doing the washing up,
379
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,960
cos you have to touch
all the disgusting shit, like.
380
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,960
You just have to go for it,
don't you, like?
381
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,800
It's only vegetables, Conor.
382
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,960
Yeah, the only vegetable
that Conor can handle
383
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,960
is cauliflower... ears.
384
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,320
Oh, and I should probably mention
385
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,800
that the dishwasher
is just under the counter.
386
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,960
Bit late now!
387
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,960
I'll let them find it
for themselves.
388
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,960
This week, our Islanders faced their
very first challenge, as one by one,
389
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,960
they had to slide down our
slippery super soak conveyor belt
390
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,960
towards a giant card reader.
391
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:45,960
But forget being contactless.
392
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,960
Contact was very much required,
as they had to kiss the Islander
393
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,160
who they thought was being described
on the receipt.
394
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,960
Pucker up, sunshine.
395
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,960
# Obsessed with you
And all you do... #
396
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,960
So leave your loyalty cards at home
397
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,960
and check out these snogs
that you didn't get to see.
398
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,800
CHEERING
399
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,960
# We get busy on the ground
We go up, we get high
400
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:08,960
# We get busy in the sky... #
401
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:13,960
"This boy's ick is when he can see
a girl's hair extensions."
402
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,960
Ah, that's a bit sassy.
Oh, it gives me Remell.
403
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,320
What?
I'm gonna go for Remell.
404
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,640
# We go hard, we get down
We get busy on the ground... #
405
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,480
Good kiss but very sloppy.
406
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,160
I don't think
I'll be kissing him again.
407
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,480
Oh... Yes, Blanco!
That's what he does!
408
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,640
Poker face. Poker face.
So, why is that, Ben?
409
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,480
I've been in a situation before,
seeing a girl,
410
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,960
see your extension in your hair.
411
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,960
And then, if I tell you,
I'm the bad guy,
412
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,320
if I don't,
I gotta put up with it, so...
413
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,960
Hon, I think it's better
that you tell her than anything.
414
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,800
Yeah.
Or just get a new hairdresser.
415
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,960
LAUGHTER
# Busy, busy, busy. #
416
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,960
# Get your money
Get that money... #
417
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,960
"This girl considers liking
another girl's pictures cheating."
418
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,960
I know the answer. It's Alima.
It is Alima, yeah?
419
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,480
What, has she told you?
Yeah, she told me.
420
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,000
Trust me, bro. That's who it is.
421
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,960
I'm gonna get you a bit slimy,
I'm sorry.
422
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,960
# Confidence
You got that glow... #
423
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,960
The respect, Tom. Love that.
424
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,960
Let's see... Alima!
425
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
426
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,960
# Ready, set, go, whoo...! #
427
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,960
This girl went to the bathroom
during a date,
428
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,960
blocked the boy and then left.
429
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,960
Oh, that is brutal.
I think it'll be Tone.
430
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,800
Look at her face. Look at that face!
She's trying to keep a poker face!
431
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,960
Go on, B.
# We rock this... #
432
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,960
Toni!
CHEERING
433
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,960
I think we all know
I like to nip things in the bud
434
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:44,960
before it gets any further.
435
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,960
# Gimme that feeling
This is what I want... #
436
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,800
I lost the case!
437
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,960
"This boy has lost count
of the times he has ghosted girls."
438
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,960
# Gimme that, gimme that... #
439
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,960
Oh, I didn't like that!
LAUGHTER
440
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,960
Ben!
What?!
441
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,960
That's not a bad word,
that's not a bad word.
442
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,960
With Harry's kissing skills and
them Speedos, Helena is chilling.
443
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,320
She can put her feet up.
No-one wants that combination!
444
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,640
It's an interesting
choice of outfit
445
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,960
for a supermarket-themed challenge.
446
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,960
This was Harry earlier
as he was getting ready.
447
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,960
Talk about an unexpected item
in the bagging area!
448
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,960
I feel like Michael Phelps.
You know, he does that, he's like...
449
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,960
Yeah.
Oh, fuck!
450
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,960
Get a little pump going.
A quick one.
451
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,960
Ten'll do me, I think.
Yeah!
452
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,960
Just arse cheek hanging out.
HARRY LAUGHS
453
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,960
Look at that!
454
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,960
I'm so glad we ain't gonna
have to move around, mate.
455
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,960
All the three pairs of socks I've
got down here could just fall out.
456
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,960
I'm regretting
lending Harry my socks now.
457
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,960
So far in the villa,
Shea's been a man of few words.
458
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,800
So you know when he does speak,
459
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,960
it's going to be about
something deep and meaningful.
460
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,960
What would you do
if you was on a date, yeah,
461
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,960
and the girl farted
on the first date?
462
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,960
Depends how bad it was.
It's like a...
463
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,960
BLOWS RASPBERRY
Like it was a runny one, like?
464
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,000
Nah!
I think it's more subconscious.
465
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,960
Like, I might bear that
in the back of my head.
466
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,960
That's kind of a ick, like.
467
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,960
You know what it is, bro?
I don't think I could do it.
468
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,960
Yeah! Bro, it's a massive ick!
I genuinely think burping is worse.
469
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,960
I think burping's disrespectful.
And you can smell it, yeah.
470
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,960
Yeah, I can have a laugh
at a fart, like,
471
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,960
if it doesn't smell or anything.
472
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,960
I'd be like... Do you know?
473
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,960
Whereas if it's a burp, I'm like...
that's face to... Like, nah.
474
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,320
You think burping's worse?
Yeah.
475
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,960
That's put the kibosh
on my prediction
476
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,960
that Conor and Megan
would get together.
477
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,960
BELCHING
MEGAN: Excuse me.
478
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,960
Whoa!
Oh, my God. Megan!
479
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,480
Was that you?
Yeah. I'm proud of that one.
480
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,960
I did not expect that.
481
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,960
So, Shea got an answer
to his question from the boys,
482
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,960
but what did the girls think?
483
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,960
Would you fart in front of a guy
on a first date?
484
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,320
No.
What the fuck?
485
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,640
Nobody should be farting
in front of anyone on a first date.
486
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,960
A bit of a mad question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
487
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,960
Shea can walk away, but like
a bad smell, his question lingers.
488
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,960
Imagine! First date, and you're
fucking farting up the place.
489
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,480
Tooting away.
Did you fart when I was in the bed?
490
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,320
Yeah, yeah,
but I was angling towards the wall.
491
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,960
LAUGHTER
492
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,960
No, I respect that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
493
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,160
Did anyone see me
leave the room last night?
494
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,960
Yeah, I did.
It literally was just two seconds,
495
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,960
cos I was standing outside
the room, farted and came back in.
496
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,960
I hope they show that!
497
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,960
Honestly, Megan,
as if we would show something
498
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,960
as embarrassing for Conor as that.
499
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,960
Oh, who am I kidding?
Of course we're gonna show it.
500
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,960
We can't miss one
of Conor's unsmelled bits!
501
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,960
FARTING
502
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,960
Maybe next time, Conor, you should
wait for the door to close.
503
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,960
There are lots
of little critters and creatures
504
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,160
that make the Love Island villa
their home,
505
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,960
but it has become overrun
with vermin,
506
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,960
and I think I may have to call
pest control.
507
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,640
Harry's a rat.
Harry's a rat.
508
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,800
Erm... Tommy's a...
Tommy's a rat. Rat, yeah.
509
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,960
D's a frog.
Conor's a frog.
510
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,960
Conor's a frog.
Conor is a frog.
511
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,640
Ben's a rat.
I think Ben's a frog.
512
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,960
I think Ben's ratty with his...
513
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,960
It's to do with nose
and, like, face.
514
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:34,960
And, like, angular structures
and cheeks and wide-set... Yeah.
515
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,800
Remell?
Frog.
516
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,960
Remell's a frog.
517
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,960
Shea is a rat.
Yeah.
518
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,960
God, if anyone could hear us...
LAUGHTER
519
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,960
Erm... Who are we missing?
520
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,960
I don't think I'm either,
521
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,960
although I have started to develop
a taste for flies.
522
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,960
Earlier, we saw the girls
playing a game of charades.
523
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:00,960
They were pretty clueless,
524
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,160
but I really wanted to know
what Yasmin's one was.
525
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,960
Clueless!
Yes!
526
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,960
Yeah! That was good! Well done!
527
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,960
Film. One word.
528
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,960
You.
Meg? The Meg? No?
529
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,640
I sort of give a hint earlier.
Oh, my God, Harry Potter? No.
530
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,960
LAUGHTER
531
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,960
I'm so sorry!
I just realised that's two words!
532
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,960
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
Harry Potter!
533
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,000
I'm so sorry, Megan!
Scar?
534
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,960
Scarface.
Think of it.
535
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,960
Hang on!
LAUGHTER
536
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:43,000
Harry Potter!
I'm not playing any more!
537
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,960
I've got it - Frozen!
I'm only joking.
538
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,960
That's just me hitting
the pause button.
539
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,000
Come back after the break
to find out...
540
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,480
I'm hoping I'll get
a good chat with everyone.
541
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,960
Right, this is about to get deep,
bro. Are you ready?
542
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,960
Right, so, think about it, yeah?
Think about it.
543
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,960
There's 8 billion people
on this planet,
544
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,960
so the chances of us being here is
literally, like, one in trillions.
545
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,960
That long, right? Then...
546
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,000
My theory, yeah, is you see how
there's all these planets
547
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,960
and galaxies and stuff?
548
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,000
You see, like,
when we look in a microscope
549
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,960
and there's loads of organisms
and bacteria and stuff,
550
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,960
do you think we're just
moving around in this world,
551
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,960
and you look up there
with all these dots and stuff
552
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,320
like we're just in
a whole lot of nothing?
553
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,960
WORD ECHOES
554
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,640
Yeah, it's mad.
555
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,960
So, we're just in the middle
of nothing with space,
556
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,960
like, just floating, in what?
557
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,640
Just a whole lot of nothing.
What are we in?
558
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,960
Get with the programme, Ben.
You're on Love Island: Unseen Bits!
559
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,960
Let's get back to doing what
we do best, Harry, if you please.
560
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:00,960
HARRY BLOWS RASPBERRY
561
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,800
Girls, what light-hearted nonsense
have you got for me?
562
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,960
You're really light.
563
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,000
Come aboard!
564
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,960
Whoo!
565
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,960
When there's a cowboy
in red budgie smugglers
566
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,960
juggling fruit in your garden, it's
hard to take anything too seriously.
567
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,960
Shall I throw another one in?
Go on, then. Go on.
568
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:23,960
THEY LAUGH
569
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,960
Before the break, the girls
were still playing charades,
570
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,960
and they were trying to guess
what Emily was acting out.
571
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,960
Well, here's the answer.
572
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,000
What do I say you look like?
I don't know, Harry Potter?
573
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,960
A Bratz doll. Bratz!
Oh!
574
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,960
Oh, that's lovely.
Youse were all saying scar!
575
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,960
"Scarface!" "Harry Potter!"
Harry Potter!
576
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,960
I've literally said every night
she looks like a Bratz doll.
577
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,960
That is so true.
578
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,160
Quite a bratty reaction,
if you don't mind me saying, girls.
579
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,960
When I get a cab, I always make sure
I give my driver a tip,
580
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,960
and Shea is no different.
581
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,800
Here's an unseen clip of him
giving Ben a big tip...
582
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,160
on doing handstands.
583
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,960
First, when I go into it,
584
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,960
I hold my legs there
so I can get the feel for it. Yeah.
585
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,960
Where am I going, towards you?
Yeah, go on.
586
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,960
Right, cool. Ready?
587
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,960
What's going on here?
Teaching Ben how to walk handstand.
588
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,960
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.
589
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,960
God!
590
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,320
Go on. Yeah?
Yeah, go on.
591
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,960
Yeah?
Yeah, go on.
592
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,000
He's gonna be vibrating in a minute.
Ben is twerking again.
593
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,960
You've got this.
Keep your arms locked. Yeah.
594
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,960
Oh, s...
THEY LAUGH
595
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,960
Why is he doing
so much power into it?
596
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,800
He's going in with too much energy.
He's going straight over.
597
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,160
THEY LAUGH
598
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,960
Wait...
599
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,960
BEN PANTS
600
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960
From taxi stands
to handstands,
601
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,960
Ben has been on
quite a journey already,
602
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,960
and the meter is still ticking.
603
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,960
This series has seen the Bombshells
arriving in the villa
604
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,960
thick and fast...
605
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,960
..but no-one was expecting a net.
606
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,960
Wait, what? Annette? Who's that?
607
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,800
# Hello?
608
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,960
# I'm here
609
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,320
# Get ready
610
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,960
# A hot new Bombshell
Enters the villa
611
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,000
# Let's go... #
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Hi, I'm Annette.
612
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,960
I'm fun, flexible
and I love a bit of up and down.
613
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,960
I'm looking for a partner
to give me a bounce.
614
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,960
I don't want to string you along,
615
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,960
but I love to get entangled
in your chats.
616
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,960
This is scary.
617
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,960
Oh. I didn't know you actually touch
the water in this thing.
618
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,000
Do you?
Yeah, your bum's gonna get wet.
619
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,800
I kinda like that, though.
It's boiling.
620
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,960
Yeah, it is a bit refreshing.
SHE SIGHS
621
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,960
Don't think I've met a girl
from Wales before.
622
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,800
Really?
Yeah, no.
623
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,800
I'm from a small village
in Hertfordshire.
624
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,960
Aww! Am I making a good
first impression of the Welsh girls?
625
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,960
Yeah, I love the accent.
Yeah? Yeah, I love it.
626
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,960
Do you know
what my favourite saying is?
627
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,960
And it applies to boys, too.
What's that?
628
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,960
"One's beauty does not take away
from your own."
629
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,960
"One's booty..."?
What? Beauty.
630
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,960
Booty?
Beauty. Like, beauty.
631
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,960
Oh, I thought you said "booty"!
No! I was like, "one's booty"?
632
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:42,960
Language barrier. No, "One's beauty
does not take away from your own."
633
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,960
So if someone else is good-looking,
634
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,960
it doesn't mean
you're not good-looking.
635
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,960
That's quite powerful.
Isn't that powerful?
636
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,960
This is actually inspirational.
Yeah. Love that.
637
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,960
Nice to chat to you.
See you later, OK?
638
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:58,960
So inspirational.
639
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,960
Just like something I'd see
on the net!
640
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,800
Social media is saturated
with cooking reels,
641
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,800
and here's an unseen nugget
of Ben and Harry
642
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,480
trying to get likes
for their meal reels.
643
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,960
I'm gonna put some nuggets
in that later. Bro...
644
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,960
Just bang it all in, bro.
Just fucking chuck it all in.
645
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,960
Oh, H, do you wanna check
the nuggets?
646
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,960
Fucking hell.
647
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,960
Don't worry. Don't worry, girl,
I've got this under control.
648
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,960
They're not quite there yet.
649
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,960
I could smell the nuggets
from over there.
650
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,960
Them nuggets need to hurry up,
cos I'm looking at 'em...
651
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,960
Are they not ready?
Shall we stick a fork in it?
652
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,160
They look all right, to be fair.
653
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,800
I reckon we just eat 'em,
and what happens happens.
654
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,960
LAUGHTER
655
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,960
Yeah, that'll be hot, though, bro.
That'll be so hot.
656
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,960
Oh!
Ready?
657
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,960
Ready? Are we going for it?
658
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,960
All right, let's do it.
What's that? Let's do it.
659
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,960
Look, people are
smelling the nuggets
660
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,960
and coming over like vultures.
661
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,960
We put two bags in.
How is this all gone already?
662
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,960
Me and Harry have got nothing.
Go on, take one, take one.
663
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,320
This is for me and Shakira,
to be fair, as well.
664
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,800
It's fine, thank you.
665
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,320
What shall I do with Harry's...?
666
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,960
What a mess that kitchen is.
Somebody clean that up!
667
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,960
Oi, D. Where are my nuggets?
668
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,960
I chucked them in the bin.
No, you didn't.
669
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:27,960
Shut up.
LAUGHTER
670
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,960
Geez, surely the nuggets... You boys
have eaten the nuggets, though, no?
671
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,480
Conor threw them in the bin.
What have you done that for?
672
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,960
To clean up the kitchen.
And they were just left there.
673
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,960
At least there's plenty
of pizza to go around.
674
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,800
Wait... Was that
the last slice, Dejon?
675
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:50,320
Dejon, can you save Meg some pizza?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
676
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,320
DEJON LAUGHS
Is that the one you've just eaten?
677
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,960
Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
678
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:57,960
Con binned it all.
679
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,960
Note to the producers -
we need to work out a system
680
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,960
to share the food before the whole
show turns into the Hunger Games.
681
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,960
In this next unseen bit, we are in
the girls' Chamber of Secrets,
682
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,960
and Megan is "pottering" around.
683
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,800
Oh, girls, no!
684
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,960
It's itchy,
and it itched already today.
685
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,480
What's itchy?
My scar.
686
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,960
Oh, fuck.
Last time it got itchy
687
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,960
was when youse came in
and fucked it all up!
688
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960
Fucked it all up.
689
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,480
My scar never gets itchy,
690
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,960
and I was literally like,
"Why is it so itchy?"
691
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,160
Everything went tits up.
Oh, don't say that.
692
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,960
Megs, the scar is itching.
693
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,800
Oh, no.
What, are you getting a vision?
694
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,960
I wish we could watch Harry Potter.
Oh, my God. Which is your favourite?
695
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,960
Goblet Of Fire.
696
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,960
"Harry, did you enter
the Goblet of Fire?!"
697
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,160
"Harry Potter, did you put your name
in the Goblet of Fire?!"
698
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,000
THUNDER CLAPS
699
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,960
HARRY POTTER
THEME MUSIC PLAYS
700
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,960
Cheers.
Cheers to a great first date.
701
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,960
And with those
fiery goblets in hand,
702
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,960
Harri-"Potter"-son
was putting on the charm...
703
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,960
Cheers to a great first date,
hopefully. Mm-hm.
704
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,960
Cheers to that.
Cheers. Eyes.
705
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,960
..but not the one
that Malisha wanted to hear.
706
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,960
It's been a pleasure.
Nice to meet you.
707
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:20,960
Nice to meet you, darling.
708
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,960
As for her, it was expelliarmus...
709
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,960
THUNDER CLAPS
710
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,960
I can't wait for this reaction.
711
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:34,960
..when it was Toni that Harrison
pottered into "Snogwarts" with.
712
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,800
Yes, Toni!
713
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,960
I knew shit was gonna go down
today with my itchy scar. I knew it.
714
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,960
Time to give you lot at home the
chance to win a scorcher of a prize.
715
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,960
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THEY MIMIC
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
728
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,960
It's the worst song I ever heard!
LAUGHTER
729
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,640
I'll be the judge of that!
730
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,960
I think it has potential.
731
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,960
# Show me mercy with your love... #
732
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,960
We're keeping the party going
with high-energy thrills.
733
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,160
SNORING
Right, boys?
734
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,960
# Oh... #
735
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,960
It's part four,
or "party four", as I call it.
736
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,960
Do you want me to make you
a ham sandwich?
737
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,480
No, Tommy, I would love
nothing less than... What?!
738
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,000
What's wrong with a ham sandwich?
Everything.
739
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,320
Pull that table a bit
without pushing.
740
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,960
Oi! Careful!
741
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,960
Those water bottles are new, and
we don't have many of them as it is!
742
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,480
Yeah, cos if we move this table...
743
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,800
Every single one!
Lift it. Lift it, Tommy!
744
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,960
Being an Islander may look like
the best holiday EVER,
745
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,960
but there's a lot of strict rules
and routines to follow.
746
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,960
Lights on 8am sharp.
747
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,960
Good morning.
748
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,960
Good morning.
Morning!
749
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,960
8:15, uniform inspection.
750
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,960
Full make-up and villa-approved
bikinis must be worn.
751
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,960
8:45 is the strict deadline
for coffee deliveries.
752
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,320
There we go!
753
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,480
Here you are.
Thank you.
754
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,960
But exactly how
those coffees were made
755
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,960
has been a closely-guarded secret,
until now.
756
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,960
Is that milk? Is that...? Oh, yeah.
757
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,960
Man, no, no, put in the thing first.
No, no, that's criminal!
758
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,960
That's absolutely criminal, bro.
Nah, bro, you're tweaking.
759
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,960
You put the milk in first?
Milk, yeah, yeah.
760
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,960
You're tweaking, bro.
761
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,320
That's what everyone does!
No, it's not.
762
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,960
Do you put the water in
before the squash?
763
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,960
I put the squash in first.
That's the same thing.
764
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,960
Hang on, what are you putting
in these drinks?
765
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,800
Milk, coffee, water... and squash?!
766
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,960
What's next,
chocolate breakfast cereal?!
767
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,640
Do you know what would be
kinda banging? What's that?
768
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,960
I don't know
if it's kinda weird, though.
769
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,960
It's putting a caramel iced coffee
in Coco Pops.
770
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,960
That would be quite nice.
I feel like that'd be quite banging.
771
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,320
Bowl of cereal...
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
772
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,960
Oh, hi, yah,
can I get a double squash-uccino
773
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,960
with a dash
of chocolate balls, please?
774
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,960
Put a little bit of fruit in one
as well.
775
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,320
OK, yah, throw in a few tomatoes.
They're fruit.
776
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,480
Mate, you know,
I put coffee in my smoothies.
777
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,000
Just so you get your coffee,
put protein in it,
778
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
and you get your breakfast
all in one.
779
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,160
So that's a banana protein double
squash-uccino with chocolate balls.
780
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,960
My name's Iain with two I's.
781
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,960
Let me taste this,
just in case it's a bit strong.
782
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,320
Are you sure that's not mine, Conor?
Check the name.
783
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,960
Mine usually says "I-ain"
on the side.
784
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,960
I keep wondering where the makers
of superhero movies
785
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,000
got all their ideas,
and the answer is... eh, not here.
786
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,960
Conor, superpower. What would it be?
Oh, invisibility.
787
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,960
Yeah, but why?
788
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,480
If you're invisible,
you walk into Donald Trump's office
789
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,480
and see what he's saying,
you know what I mean?
790
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,960
See what he actually thinks.
791
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,960
Yeah, but I just don't think
there's loads of value in it.
792
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,960
You'd have a lot of knowledge,
and no-one would believe you. Yeah.
793
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,640
You'd be like, "Yeah, I've
just seen what Donald's cooking,"
794
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,960
but everyone'd be like, "How?"
795
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,800
And you'd just be like,
"Oh, I just saw it."
796
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,160
Once you get things right,
people'd be like,
797
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,960
"Fuck, this guy knows his shit."
That's true, though.
798
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,160
What about, like,
reading the future?
799
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,960
How far into the future?
I don't know.
800
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,640
You know what's gonna happen,
like, next year.
801
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,960
I'd like to go back in the past.
That's teleporting.
802
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,960
Cos I could teleport
back to the past.
803
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,160
No, that's cheating, bro.
But you didn't say time travelling.
804
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,960
Teleporting is time travelling.
805
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,960
No, you're just
teleporting location, innit?
806
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:04,960
Don't tell me what my power is.
807
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,960
No, no, no,
that's not your power, geez.
808
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,960
That's greedy.
You can't have it all! How greedy!
809
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,960
My superpower
is predicting the future,
810
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,960
and I see something very familiar
on the horizon.
811
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,960
It's Beach Hut Bonanza! Oh, ohhhhh!
812
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:29,960
And this time, I asked the Islanders
who their celebrity crush was.
813
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,960
Ooh...
How long have you got?
814
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,960
Beach Hut Bonanza!
815
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,960
It's a basic one. Theo James.
816
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,960
Do you think he would ever come in
as a Bombshell, maybe?
817
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,960
I'm joking.
Don't let Remell hear that.
818
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,960
The incredible Margot Robbie,
and I'll tell you exactly why.
819
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,960
I sat next to her on a flight,
we chatted the entire way,
820
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,960
and I actually thought
I had a chance with her.
821
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,960
What?! Jason Momoa,
because he's a big, big boy.
822
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,960
I think my first celebrity crush...
Definitely Michelle Keegan.
823
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,960
I feel like I've got a bit
of a loyalty to her.
824
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:03,800
I've got a really controversial one,
but I think you'll love this.
825
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,960
I love me a bit of Gary Neville.
Sorry, Mrs Neville!
826
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,960
If he come in as a Bombshell,
I'd be coupling up with him.
827
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,960
Odell Beckham Jr.
828
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,960
Not to be confused
with David Beckham.
829
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,960
We're talking American football.
830
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,960
Is it Lucien Laviscount?
831
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:21,960
Tanned skin, nice eyes,
looks very clean...
832
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,960
He's just fit, isn't he?
833
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,800
Shakira, as I just remember
when I was a kid,
834
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,640
and I was watching it on the TV,
it was one of her music videos.
835
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,960
The hips were moving.
836
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:31,960
Je ne sais quoi.
837
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,960
Jude Bellingham, always.
838
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,640
Can't go wrong
with a bit of Bellingham.
839
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,960
It's gotta be Megan Fox
from Transformers.
840
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,960
That was back in, like, 2007,
841
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,960
but I think that was every boy's
first crush around my age.
842
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,960
Oh, do you know who I love?
Jason Segel.
843
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,960
Especially in the Muppet movie. Oh!
844
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,320
Yeah, between you and you guys,
have a look at Mrs Incredible.
845
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,960
Definitely another one
of my celebrity crushes.
846
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,960
Mrs Incredible.
Miss Incredible.
847
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,960
That's been my celebrity crush
from when I was younger.
848
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,960
Obviously, she's a cartoon,
but she is my celebrity crush.
849
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,960
That's weird.
850
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,800
Just something about Lewis Capaldi.
851
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,960
I don't know if it's the blond hair,
maybe the way he sings.
852
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,160
I'd be willing
to split the bill with him.
853
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,960
I'm joking. That would never happen.
Ursula from Little Mermaid.
854
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,960
Just the curves.
She's a powerful woman.
855
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,960
Probably Paul Hollywood.
856
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,960
I don't know,
he's just got that silver fox vibe.
857
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,960
I feel like he knows a good time.
858
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,320
That car in Cars.
What's his name? Lightning McQueen.
859
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,960
I thought he had a bit about him,
you know?
860
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,960
Lightning McQueen, sexy. Ka-chow.
861
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,960
That's it for...
862
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,960
It has nothing to do with Conor!
863
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,960
The claws were out,
864
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,960
and it got very catty
in the villa this week.
865
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,320
Like, does anybody get
where she's coming from?
866
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,960
And here's some "cat-astrophic"
unseen bits you didn't get to see.
867
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:03,320
No, do the meow.
Ay, yo...
868
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,960
THEY LAUGH
Oh, Yasmin does a good meow.
869
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,960
I can do good meow.
SHE MEOWS
870
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,000
THEY MEOW
871
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,960
I thought this footage
was "hiss-terical",
872
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:22,000
but the Unseen Bits
commissioning editor, Meow-a Jama,
873
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,960
was not impressed
and put her claws to it.
874
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,960
CAT MEOWS
875
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,800
That's "meow-t" of here.
876
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,960
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