Original subtitles

Oh, here we go.

Weeks fly by when you're an Islander

or a drone operator,

but on Unseen Bits, we like to take things slow.

So turn up the heat, and warm up a bag of frozen chicken nuggets.

# My kind of people, my kind of vibe

# My village, my tribe... #

We do this in order to release all the pressure

that's built up during the week.

Because the last six days have seen fighting...

Let's try that again.

..fall-outs... Where's my sandwich?

Don't say you ate it. ..wig outs...

It has nothing to do with Conor! ..and some pretty terrible rapping.

One's beauty does not take away from your own. What?

So sit back and put your feet up as we shower you

with the most thrilling unseen action ever.

It's Love Island: Unseen Biiiiiiits!

Cheers to that.

BURP Eurgh! What?

Previously on Love Island...

the boys went out to paint the town red,

which made Meg green with envy.

You violated me in front of all of the girls.

And Bombshell Malisha saw red.

Shut up!

Tommy turned the air purple.

What you done was snaky, mate. SHEA LAUGHS

Yeah, laugh, you little smug prick.

And even Harrison's language got colourful.

Red dress, it suits you.

Matches the strawberries, actually. Have one. You first.

But it was Bombshell Yasmin who turned things blue...

Would you have a threesome with me and Toni? Pfft!

..really blue.

Which had everyone seeing red again.

But here on Unseen Bits,

we look at the week through rose-tinted glasses.

Look... Look through them.

Look how nice the dressing room looks in them.

But, like, look at the pink walls. Wow!

Doesn't everything look so much better?

# What a gorgeous day What a gorgeous day-ay... #

What a gorgeous day indeed. Everyone has a spring in their step.

Look at this guy's hop.

LAUGHTER

And Megan sounds full of beans.

MEGAN BURPS Sorry.

I hadn't belched in a while, so that was building up.

So strike a pose and don't cramp our style...

..as things can get a bit saucy.

You know if you can't get anything out the bottom?

You gotta do this.

I'm not joke... Look. Never seen that in my life, bro.

Bro, look. So there's nothing coming out, look.

Now look.

REMELL LAUGHS

# What a gorgeous day... #

So get a "grippo" of your Calippo and get your "toofs" into this.

You broke your toof? My tooth?

Your toof. Tooth? It's toof.

Toof? Yeah.

It's toof. It's, "I broke my toof."

What? Tooth? Tooth.

I broke my tooth. It's not T-U-F. It's not toof.

Is it teeth? Teeth is plural.

Teeth. And singular is tooth.

No, yeah, teeth. Teeth.

Yeah. Well, no, no, you say teeth. Teeth. No, teeth.

Well, guys, get your toofs into some unseen bites.

# What a peaceful day. #

Now, I love a good rap battle, but move over, Kendrick and Drake,

as here in the villa, rap battles are done a little differently.

You go. One, two, three, go.

Rock, paper, scissor, shoe. OK.

Oh, my God. SHE LAUGHS

You've gotta wait till t'wrap breaks.

LAUGHTER

It's Tommy!

Oh, my God, they're doing the wrap challenge.

# Hit like an uppercut from Tyson Real big like a buffalo or bison

# Big hitter, like... #

LAUGHTER

That was a clean slap. I'm sorry. I didn't even get a slap.

Come on, Meg. Pocket rocket society.

# Big hitter, like... #

Oh, my God.

SHE SQUEALS # Big hitter, like... #

Oh! You can't dodge.

# Big hitter, like... #

LAUGHTER

I thought during rap battles,

a player spat out the lyrics, not water.

That's disgusting!

'Rigoletto, Act III: La Donna E Mobile'

You know, doing the voiceover for this show is like riding a bike -

the seat is uncomfortable, and I'm forced to wear a helmet.

Don't ask me why, rules are rules, and here in the villa,

we have some very strict regulations.

Swimming is only permitted between the hours of 9am and 6pm.

The toastie machine is open between 11pm and midnight.

The boys' access to the girls' dressing room

is between 11:15 and 11.30am.

Conor, what are you doing?! It's only 11:14!

What are you doing? Am I not allowed in here?

You're not allowed in. Never been in here.

Welcome to the dressing room.

Sit down. Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Come on, come on!

What are you doing? Oh, my God, you're gonna have a mullet.

Oh, my God, what's going on?

I'm getting done here.

Hi, boys, I'm Chloe. LAUGHTER

A new Bombshell enters the villa!

# A hot new Bombshell Enters the villa

# Let's go... #

Fuck right off! Someone's actually walking in the front door.

I'm not even joking. Huh? New Bombshell.

All right, girls?

# A hot new Bombshell Enters the villa. #

Who's that? She's all right.

No, Conor, that's not how you Bombshell.

A Bombshell has to be bomb-tastic

and able to leave all the other Islanders shellshocked

by their sexual energy, grace and poise.

Bitch, you're a Bombshell, do what you want. Yeah!

# All eyes on me When I walk into a room... #

These girls need to talk the talk and walk the walk.

Oh, here we go.

# Sit back and you will see... # Ohhhh...

# Follow every word, OK One, two, three. #

I'm stuck. Oh! She's stuck!

Wait, that always happens to me! I'm stuck.

LAUGHTER

Not the drum roll and stop! This floor is not a joke. I swear.

Oh, deary me. Yasmin, I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

Let's try that again.

Oh, dear, the whole elegant goddess thing

doesn't really work when you've been outwitted by the decking.

BAYWATCH THEME SONG PLAYS

It's easy to spot the Love Island lifeguards -

they're always in regulation red.

And here's unseen bits of them in training.

No good. Is that what mine looks like?

No. Yes, Helena!

Whoo! Go on.

Ooh! Whoo!

That is outrageous.

CHUCKLES Open 'em wide!

Right, OK, you ready? Right, you both ready?

Are we grabbing one leg each? Yeah.

Yes! Right, let me do some... No, let me do some...

THEY LAUGH Agh!

Don't just let go! HE GROANS

Time out, Harry.

You just concentrate on smuggling that budgie without injury.

- Go on, Em. Come on, Em! - Please don't...

GIRL SQUEALS IAIN: Oops! Careful!

LAUGHTER

Oh, my God.

Argh! Oh, my God.

Argh! LAUGHTER

Oh, my God! He was like that, and he just dropped.

That's your man! Oh, my God, no. That is no man of mine.

That man does not belong to me.

No, but those red budgie smugglers belong to me!

Can I have my pet budgie back, please?

I know we don't do politics on this show,

but in this next unseen clip,

there is an increased temperature in the transatlantic trade talks.

Do you know, the first time I went to America, it was when I was young.

Yeah. They was like, "It's 100 degrees today."

Obviously, we're still in the airport,

so I'm like, "What? 100 degrees?"

You'll melt. I was like, "It can't be 100 degrees, it's impossible."

"Yeah, it's gonna be 100 degrees," being deadly serious.

Then I realised you lot do Fahrenheit.

But I learned the conversion. What is it?

Times two, plus 30.

Are you good at maths?

Convert 22 degrees to Fahrenheit. Now.

Five, four... 74.

I'm bad at maths. I don't even know if that's correct. It is.

22 x 2. Yeah.

44. Plus 30. Well done. Beauty and brains.

Don't worry, Dejon -

I'd also get in a sweat if I had to do maths in my head.

Or is it "math"?

Earlier in the week,

Bombshell Malisha expertly separated Dejon from the pack...

I say we go somewhere different from the Hideaway.

OK, shall we go upstairs, then? Yeah, we can go terrace.

OK. Come on, let's go.

..stepping on Meg's territory and awaking her primal instincts.

I wanna see what they're saying. I need to see the energy.

Well, what you didn't get to see was the exclusive unaired footage

that was filmed by our very own anthropologist

for our sister show Planet Love.

TENSE MUSIC

Here in the wild, we have a wild Meg.

She's feeling territorial because her mate is on the terrace

with another female.

The pissed off Meg... The Megalodon.

..is strutting away in frustration.

She leaves... LAUGHTER

One of the Megalodon's great skills

is the ability to hear through the "diplo-door-cus".

And then I will let you know. So, basically, I'm your favourite.

Using the prehistoric hunting technique of divide and conquer,

the Megalodon pounces and easily splits her prey.

I'll speak to you later. Yeah, yeah, we can speak.

Thank you.

And one flash of the Megalodon's razor-sharp talon...

..is enough to stop Dejon becoming a Tyrannosaurus "Ex".

I don't know what to do, then. Where do we go from here?

Shall we go back downstairs? Yeah.

Watch out for meteorites on your way back down there.

Right, get in position.

Here's an unseen clip to find out

who is the biggest planker in the villa.

In through the nose, B. He's in a bad way.

Keep breathing. He's in a bad way.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, no, the shoulders are going! Come on, Ben, you're looking strong.

Look at the sweat, look at the sweat on the floor!

Oh, no, he's starting to twerk!

He's like a shitting dog!

'Ey! No cracking jokes on the sidelines.

That is my job. Come on, Alima, girl!

Alima's fucking cruising, mate. What the fuck?

Ben's now wishing he spent more time on abs and less time in cabs.

Alima! Alima! Alima! Alima! Alima!

Alima! Alima! Alima!

- Come on, B! Come on, B! - Ohh!

- Go, Alima! - Ohh!

Alima, that was outrageous, girl. Outrageous.

So, the winner is Remell. Er, can someone please check on Ben?

Well done, Ben boy.

As we all know, there has been lots of drama in the villa this week,

and Shakira has summoned all the girls to the snug

as she has something she wants to get off her chest.

Oh, let's play charades! Yes. Yeah!

OK, OK. Charades.

TV show. Movie. Two words.

First word...

Jurassic Park!

SHE HISSES

Vampire Diaries, Vampire Diaries! Yeah! I'm good at this game.

TV. Two words. Second word...

You. Group.

Derry Girls. Two words, second one...?

Girls? Mean Girls?

So, it's a TV show. Two words...

Ah, no, we've run out of time.

Come back after the break to find out...

What is it?!

Welcome back to part two of Love Island Unseen Bits...

# Some days, I wanna sail away... #

..where our motto is two's company...

Don't drop me in.

..but three's a perfect photo opportunity.

So come on and dip your toe in.

Oof. Oof!

Careful! SHE LAUGHS

And even the pollen has been getting its graft on.

SHE SNEEZES Sorry. Bless you.

Thank you. That sneeze was a bit crazy.

So clear your schedules...

Four o'clock, wallow in self-pity.

Six o'clock, solve world hunger.

Tell no-one. Tell no-one.

THEY LAUGH ..because it's time to get excited.

HELEN GROWLS

OK, maybe not THAT excited, Helena.

Let's cheers to my drama right now.

It's gonna go down well. Cheers, girls.

# It's gonna be all right Yeah, yeah. #

Earlier, the girls were playing a game of charades...

but what's the answer?!

I'm not telling you.

Pretty Woman. Shorty...

Female. Good Girls.

Gossip Girl!

"Gossip, girls"? Isn't that just what you do every day in the villa?

In 1762, when John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich,

first put some meat and cheese between two slices of bread,

he had no idea of the problems he was causing for future generations.

It smells a bit weird in here. Can you smell it?

No, like what?

It's Conor's sandwich. No, he's taking the piss.

HE LAUGHS I smell, like, a cheese, bro.

Has he brought a sandwich in? Yeah. Let's see it.

LAUGHTER

Have a smell of it. Have a smell of it.

Take that out, bro! The smell of it... No!

That's nasty work.

No, that's nasty work. Get it down that side.

Oh, I can smell that now. Can you smell it?!

Why'd you bring that over here? I was like, "What's that?"

On the bedside table. LAUGHTER

Just with a bite out of it. LAUGHTER

Oh, he'll come in and be buzzing he's still got that.

He'll just chow that down.

HE LAUGHS

Where's my sandwich? LAUGHTER

Where is it? Don't say you ate it. Don't.

Look at that camera. The one to the right. Right, right.

No, you're cold, you're cold, you're cold.

Follow the camera. Hot, hot, hot.

Warm, warm, warm. There you go.

I would've been so pissed. It was stinking up the gaff.

How...? What was stinking? It smells, mate.

It's bread. There's the cheese.

Get away from me! LAUGHTER

Don't rat me out, man. No, I am, straightaway.

I'm not having her thinking that's me smelling of cheese.

Bad luck, Conor.

The bro code doesn't cover stinky sarnies and reeking rolls.

Do you think it smells in here?

What do you think it smells of? Tuna.

Yeah, it kinda smells of tuna, you're right.

Oh, my God! I didn't do anything, I swear.

What has he done? Eaten a cheese and ham sandwich.

Oh, my God! It's a ham and cheese sandwich.

HE GIGGLES Does it actually smell of tuna?

- Yes! - Ham that smells like tuna?

If he's eaten the whole thing, Conor is a goner.

On the subject of food, the girls are talking dinner parties.

On the top of their list of priorities wasn't a menu,

it was the company.

Dream dinner party guest... Gordon Ramsay.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I feel like he'd start a lot of trouble, though, know what I mean?

I don't think it'd be a nice dinner party.

Idiot sandwich? Idiot sandwich. Idiot sandwich.

Oh, actually, Larry Lamb. Larry Lamb.

Larry Lamb. Smash. Larry Lamb.

I would love to have dinner with Larry Lamb.

It's all the drama, Mick! I just love it!

Smash. Yeah, smash.

What is he, like, 80 now? He'd get it. Yeah, still smash.

Still smash. He's still got it.

What a man! Yeah, he never loses it.

I feel like the Gavin & Stacey cast, in character, though...

I'd enjoy that. Maybe not...

Dave's Coaches, he could drive them all down.

Yeah, and then fuck off.

Who else?

Mr Blobby. Who is that?

He's a big pink fucker, a pink and yellow thing, and he's...

"A big pink fucker". Big pink spotty fucker.

And he just walks around, like, messes everything up.

I feel like he'd be great to have.

He'd have to come a bit later, though, do you know what mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's, like, the last ten-minute entertainment.

Just chaos. When everyone has a few drinks down them, Mr Blobby...

He could possibly serve the drinks.

He could be a butler.

What a weird dinner party we're having.

I know. THEY LAUGH

You're laughing now, girls, but it won't be so funny

when Mr Blobby comes in as the next Bombshell.

Our Islanders might be visions of beauty,

but they're also the messiest lovebirds

to ever enter the villa, which is good news for us,

as cleaning up always becomes a kitchen-sink drama.

Boys, have you got any plates?

This is actually so therapeutic, like.

It is, it's so fun. I don't know why I've never washed before.

SHAKIRA LAUGHS Did your mum do everything at home?

No. Well, I'd just throw it in the dishwasher, yeah,

but I don't know how to use the dishwasher, so...

You don't know how to use the dishwasher? Yeah, yeah.

But I didn't have a dishwasher growing up, like.

Agh! What?

Bubble... Eugh! Eugh, bubble!

I picked them up from that, and all the water spilled over me.

That's why I hate doing the washing up,

cos you have to touch all the disgusting shit, like.

You just have to go for it, don't you, like?

It's only vegetables, Conor.

Yeah, the only vegetable that Conor can handle

is cauliflower... ears.

Oh, and I should probably mention

that the dishwasher is just under the counter.

Bit late now!

I'll let them find it for themselves.

This week, our Islanders faced their very first challenge, as one by one,

they had to slide down our slippery super soak conveyor belt

towards a giant card reader.

But forget being contactless.

Contact was very much required, as they had to kiss the Islander

who they thought was being described on the receipt.

Pucker up, sunshine.

# Obsessed with you And all you do... #

So leave your loyalty cards at home

and check out these snogs that you didn't get to see.

CHEERING

# We get busy on the ground We go up, we get high

# We get busy in the sky... #

"This boy's ick is when he can see a girl's hair extensions."

Ah, that's a bit sassy. Oh, it gives me Remell.

What? I'm gonna go for Remell.

# We go hard, we get down We get busy on the ground... #

Good kiss but very sloppy.

I don't think I'll be kissing him again.

Oh... Yes, Blanco! That's what he does!

Poker face. Poker face. So, why is that, Ben?

I've been in a situation before, seeing a girl,

see your extension in your hair.

And then, if I tell you, I'm the bad guy,

if I don't, I gotta put up with it, so...

Hon, I think it's better that you tell her than anything.

Yeah. Or just get a new hairdresser.

LAUGHTER # Busy, busy, busy. #

# Get your money Get that money... #

"This girl considers liking another girl's pictures cheating."

I know the answer. It's Alima. It is Alima, yeah?

What, has she told you? Yeah, she told me.

Trust me, bro. That's who it is.

I'm gonna get you a bit slimy, I'm sorry.

# Confidence You got that glow... #

The respect, Tom. Love that.

Let's see... Alima!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Ready, set, go, whoo...! #

This girl went to the bathroom during a date,

blocked the boy and then left.

Oh, that is brutal. I think it'll be Tone.

Look at her face. Look at that face! She's trying to keep a poker face!

Go on, B. # We rock this... #

Toni! CHEERING

I think we all know I like to nip things in the bud

before it gets any further.

# Gimme that feeling This is what I want... #

I lost the case!

"This boy has lost count of the times he has ghosted girls."

# Gimme that, gimme that... #

Oh, I didn't like that! LAUGHTER

Ben! What?!

That's not a bad word, that's not a bad word.

With Harry's kissing skills and them Speedos, Helena is chilling.

She can put her feet up. No-one wants that combination!

It's an interesting choice of outfit

for a supermarket-themed challenge.

This was Harry earlier as he was getting ready.

Talk about an unexpected item in the bagging area!

I feel like Michael Phelps. You know, he does that, he's like...

Yeah. Oh, fuck!

Get a little pump going. A quick one.

Ten'll do me, I think. Yeah!

Just arse cheek hanging out. HARRY LAUGHS

Look at that!

I'm so glad we ain't gonna have to move around, mate.

All the three pairs of socks I've got down here could just fall out.

I'm regretting lending Harry my socks now.

So far in the villa, Shea's been a man of few words.

So you know when he does speak,

it's going to be about something deep and meaningful.

What would you do if you was on a date, yeah,

and the girl farted on the first date?

Depends how bad it was. It's like a...

BLOWS RASPBERRY Like it was a runny one, like?

Nah! I think it's more subconscious.

Like, I might bear that in the back of my head.

That's kind of a ick, like.

You know what it is, bro? I don't think I could do it.

Yeah! Bro, it's a massive ick! I genuinely think burping is worse.

I think burping's disrespectful. And you can smell it, yeah.

Yeah, I can have a laugh at a fart, like,

if it doesn't smell or anything.

I'd be like... Do you know?

Whereas if it's a burp, I'm like... that's face to... Like, nah.

You think burping's worse? Yeah.

That's put the kibosh on my prediction

that Conor and Megan would get together.

BELCHING MEGAN: Excuse me.

Whoa! Oh, my God. Megan!

Was that you? Yeah. I'm proud of that one.

I did not expect that.

So, Shea got an answer to his question from the boys,

but what did the girls think?

Would you fart in front of a guy on a first date?

No. What the fuck?

Nobody should be farting in front of anyone on a first date.

A bit of a mad question. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Shea can walk away, but like a bad smell, his question lingers.

Imagine! First date, and you're fucking farting up the place.

Tooting away. Did you fart when I was in the bed?

Yeah, yeah, but I was angling towards the wall.

LAUGHTER

No, I respect that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did anyone see me leave the room last night?

Yeah, I did. It literally was just two seconds,

cos I was standing outside the room, farted and came back in.

I hope they show that!

Honestly, Megan, as if we would show something

as embarrassing for Conor as that.

Oh, who am I kidding? Of course we're gonna show it.

We can't miss one of Conor's unsmelled bits!

FARTING

Maybe next time, Conor, you should wait for the door to close.

There are lots of little critters and creatures

that make the Love Island villa their home,

but it has become overrun with vermin,

and I think I may have to call pest control.

Harry's a rat. Harry's a rat.

Erm... Tommy's a... Tommy's a rat. Rat, yeah.

D's a frog. Conor's a frog.

Conor's a frog. Conor is a frog.

Ben's a rat. I think Ben's a frog.

I think Ben's ratty with his...

It's to do with nose and, like, face.

And, like, angular structures and cheeks and wide-set... Yeah.

Remell? Frog.

Remell's a frog.

Shea is a rat. Yeah.

God, if anyone could hear us... LAUGHTER

Erm... Who are we missing?

I don't think I'm either,

although I have started to develop a taste for flies.

Earlier, we saw the girls playing a game of charades.

They were pretty clueless,

but I really wanted to know what Yasmin's one was.

Clueless! Yes!

Yeah! That was good! Well done!

Film. One word.

You. Meg? The Meg? No?

I sort of give a hint earlier. Oh, my God, Harry Potter? No.

LAUGHTER

I'm so sorry! I just realised that's two words!

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! Harry Potter!

I'm so sorry, Megan! Scar?

Scarface. Think of it.

Hang on! LAUGHTER

Harry Potter! I'm not playing any more!

I've got it - Frozen! I'm only joking.

That's just me hitting the pause button.

Come back after the break to find out...

I'm hoping I'll get a good chat with everyone.

Right, this is about to get deep, bro. Are you ready?

Right, so, think about it, yeah? Think about it.

There's 8 billion people on this planet,

so the chances of us being here is literally, like, one in trillions.

That long, right? Then...

My theory, yeah, is you see how there's all these planets

and galaxies and stuff?

You see, like, when we look in a microscope

and there's loads of organisms and bacteria and stuff,

do you think we're just moving around in this world,

and you look up there with all these dots and stuff

like we're just in a whole lot of nothing?

WORD ECHOES

Yeah, it's mad.

So, we're just in the middle of nothing with space,

like, just floating, in what?

Just a whole lot of nothing. What are we in?

Get with the programme, Ben. You're on Love Island: Unseen Bits!

Let's get back to doing what we do best, Harry, if you please.

HARRY BLOWS RASPBERRY

Girls, what light-hearted nonsense have you got for me?

You're really light.

Come aboard!

Whoo!

When there's a cowboy in red budgie smugglers

juggling fruit in your garden, it's hard to take anything too seriously.

Shall I throw another one in? Go on, then. Go on.

THEY LAUGH

Before the break, the girls were still playing charades,

and they were trying to guess what Emily was acting out.

Well, here's the answer.

What do I say you look like? I don't know, Harry Potter?

A Bratz doll. Bratz! Oh!

Oh, that's lovely. Youse were all saying scar!

"Scarface!" "Harry Potter!" Harry Potter!

I've literally said every night she looks like a Bratz doll.

That is so true.

Quite a bratty reaction, if you don't mind me saying, girls.

When I get a cab, I always make sure I give my driver a tip,

and Shea is no different.

Here's an unseen clip of him giving Ben a big tip...

on doing handstands.

First, when I go into it,

I hold my legs there so I can get the feel for it. Yeah.

Where am I going, towards you? Yeah, go on.

Right, cool. Ready?

What's going on here? Teaching Ben how to walk handstand.

LAUGHTER Oh, my God.

God!

Go on. Yeah? Yeah, go on.

Yeah? Yeah, go on.

He's gonna be vibrating in a minute. Ben is twerking again.

You've got this. Keep your arms locked. Yeah.

Oh, s... THEY LAUGH

Why is he doing so much power into it?

He's going in with too much energy. He's going straight over.

THEY LAUGH

Wait...

BEN PANTS

From taxi stands to handstands,

Ben has been on quite a journey already,

and the meter is still ticking.

This series has seen the Bombshells arriving in the villa

thick and fast...

..but no-one was expecting a net.

Wait, what? Annette? Who's that?

# Hello?

# I'm here

# Get ready

# A hot new Bombshell Enters the villa

# Let's go... # HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Hi, I'm Annette.

I'm fun, flexible and I love a bit of up and down.

I'm looking for a partner to give me a bounce.

I don't want to string you along,

but I love to get entangled in your chats.

This is scary.

Oh. I didn't know you actually touch the water in this thing.

Do you? Yeah, your bum's gonna get wet.

I kinda like that, though. It's boiling.

Yeah, it is a bit refreshing. SHE SIGHS

Don't think I've met a girl from Wales before.

Really? Yeah, no.

I'm from a small village in Hertfordshire.

Aww! Am I making a good first impression of the Welsh girls?

Yeah, I love the accent. Yeah? Yeah, I love it.

Do you know what my favourite saying is?

And it applies to boys, too. What's that?

"One's beauty does not take away from your own."

"One's booty..."? What? Beauty.

Booty? Beauty. Like, beauty.

Oh, I thought you said "booty"! No! I was like, "one's booty"?

Language barrier. No, "One's beauty does not take away from your own."

So if someone else is good-looking,

it doesn't mean you're not good-looking.

That's quite powerful. Isn't that powerful?

This is actually inspirational. Yeah. Love that.

Nice to chat to you. See you later, OK?

So inspirational.

Just like something I'd see on the net!

Social media is saturated with cooking reels,

and here's an unseen nugget of Ben and Harry

trying to get likes for their meal reels.

I'm gonna put some nuggets in that later. Bro...

Just bang it all in, bro. Just fucking chuck it all in.

Oh, H, do you wanna check the nuggets?

Fucking hell.

Don't worry. Don't worry, girl, I've got this under control.

They're not quite there yet.

I could smell the nuggets from over there.

Them nuggets need to hurry up, cos I'm looking at 'em...

Are they not ready? Shall we stick a fork in it?

They look all right, to be fair.

I reckon we just eat 'em, and what happens happens.

LAUGHTER

Yeah, that'll be hot, though, bro. That'll be so hot.

Oh! Ready?

Ready? Are we going for it?

All right, let's do it. What's that? Let's do it.

Look, people are smelling the nuggets

and coming over like vultures.

We put two bags in. How is this all gone already?

Me and Harry have got nothing. Go on, take one, take one.

This is for me and Shakira, to be fair, as well.

It's fine, thank you.

What shall I do with Harry's...?

What a mess that kitchen is. Somebody clean that up!

Oi, D. Where are my nuggets?

I chucked them in the bin. No, you didn't.

Shut up. LAUGHTER

Geez, surely the nuggets... You boys have eaten the nuggets, though, no?

Conor threw them in the bin. What have you done that for?

To clean up the kitchen. And they were just left there.

At least there's plenty of pizza to go around.

Wait... Was that the last slice, Dejon?

Dejon, can you save Meg some pizza? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

DEJON LAUGHS Is that the one you've just eaten?

Yeah. THEY LAUGH

Con binned it all.

Note to the producers - we need to work out a system

to share the food before the whole show turns into the Hunger Games.

In this next unseen bit, we are in the girls' Chamber of Secrets,

and Megan is "pottering" around.

Oh, girls, no!

It's itchy, and it itched already today.

What's itchy? My scar.

Oh, fuck. Last time it got itchy

was when youse came in and fucked it all up!

Fucked it all up.

My scar never gets itchy,

and I was literally like, "Why is it so itchy?"

Everything went tits up. Oh, don't say that.

Megs, the scar is itching.

Oh, no. What, are you getting a vision?

I wish we could watch Harry Potter. Oh, my God. Which is your favourite?

Goblet Of Fire.

"Harry, did you enter the Goblet of Fire?!"

"Harry Potter, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?!"

THUNDER CLAPS

HARRY POTTER THEME MUSIC PLAYS

Cheers. Cheers to a great first date.

And with those fiery goblets in hand,

Harri-"Potter"-son was putting on the charm...

Cheers to a great first date, hopefully. Mm-hm.

Cheers to that. Cheers. Eyes.

..but not the one that Malisha wanted to hear.

It's been a pleasure. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, darling.

As for her, it was expelliarmus...

THUNDER CLAPS

I can't wait for this reaction.

..when it was Toni that Harrison pottered into "Snogwarts" with.

Yes, Toni!

I knew shit was gonna go down today with my itchy scar. I knew it.

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THEY MIMIC MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

It's the worst song I ever heard! LAUGHTER

I'll be the judge of that!

I think it has potential.

# Show me mercy with your love... #

We're keeping the party going with high-energy thrills.

SNORING Right, boys?

# Oh... #

It's part four, or "party four", as I call it.

Do you want me to make you a ham sandwich?

No, Tommy, I would love nothing less than... What?!

What's wrong with a ham sandwich? Everything.

Pull that table a bit without pushing.

Oi! Careful!

Those water bottles are new, and we don't have many of them as it is!

Yeah, cos if we move this table...

Every single one! Lift it. Lift it, Tommy!

Being an Islander may look like the best holiday EVER,

but there's a lot of strict rules and routines to follow.

Lights on 8am sharp.

Good morning.

Good morning. Morning!

8:15, uniform inspection.

Full make-up and villa-approved bikinis must be worn.

8:45 is the strict deadline for coffee deliveries.

There we go!

Here you are. Thank you.

But exactly how those coffees were made

has been a closely-guarded secret, until now.

Is that milk? Is that...? Oh, yeah.

Man, no, no, put in the thing first. No, no, that's criminal!

That's absolutely criminal, bro. Nah, bro, you're tweaking.

You put the milk in first? Milk, yeah, yeah.

You're tweaking, bro.

That's what everyone does! No, it's not.

Do you put the water in before the squash?

I put the squash in first. That's the same thing.

Hang on, what are you putting in these drinks?

Milk, coffee, water... and squash?!

What's next, chocolate breakfast cereal?!

Do you know what would be kinda banging? What's that?

I don't know if it's kinda weird, though.

It's putting a caramel iced coffee in Coco Pops.

That would be quite nice. I feel like that'd be quite banging.

Bowl of cereal... Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, hi, yah, can I get a double squash-uccino

with a dash of chocolate balls, please?

Put a little bit of fruit in one as well.

OK, yah, throw in a few tomatoes. They're fruit.

Mate, you know, I put coffee in my smoothies.

Just so you get your coffee, put protein in it,

and you get your breakfast all in one.

So that's a banana protein double squash-uccino with chocolate balls.

My name's Iain with two I's.

Let me taste this, just in case it's a bit strong.

Are you sure that's not mine, Conor? Check the name.

Mine usually says "I-ain" on the side.

I keep wondering where the makers of superhero movies

got all their ideas, and the answer is... eh, not here.

Conor, superpower. What would it be? Oh, invisibility.

Yeah, but why?

If you're invisible, you walk into Donald Trump's office

and see what he's saying, you know what I mean?

See what he actually thinks.

Yeah, but I just don't think there's loads of value in it.

You'd have a lot of knowledge, and no-one would believe you. Yeah.

You'd be like, "Yeah, I've just seen what Donald's cooking,"

but everyone'd be like, "How?"

And you'd just be like, "Oh, I just saw it."

Once you get things right, people'd be like,

"Fuck, this guy knows his shit." That's true, though.

What about, like, reading the future?

How far into the future? I don't know.

You know what's gonna happen, like, next year.

I'd like to go back in the past. That's teleporting.

Cos I could teleport back to the past.

No, that's cheating, bro. But you didn't say time travelling.

Teleporting is time travelling.

No, you're just teleporting location, innit?

Don't tell me what my power is.

No, no, no, that's not your power, geez.

That's greedy. You can't have it all! How greedy!

My superpower is predicting the future,

and I see something very familiar on the horizon.

It's Beach Hut Bonanza! Oh, ohhhhh!

And this time, I asked the Islanders who their celebrity crush was.

Ooh... How long have you got?

Beach Hut Bonanza!

It's a basic one. Theo James.

Do you think he would ever come in as a Bombshell, maybe?

I'm joking. Don't let Remell hear that.

The incredible Margot Robbie, and I'll tell you exactly why.

I sat next to her on a flight, we chatted the entire way,

and I actually thought I had a chance with her.

What?! Jason Momoa, because he's a big, big boy.

I think my first celebrity crush... Definitely Michelle Keegan.

I feel like I've got a bit of a loyalty to her.

I've got a really controversial one, but I think you'll love this.

I love me a bit of Gary Neville. Sorry, Mrs Neville!

If he come in as a Bombshell, I'd be coupling up with him.

Odell Beckham Jr.

Not to be confused with David Beckham.

We're talking American football.

Is it Lucien Laviscount?

Tanned skin, nice eyes, looks very clean...

He's just fit, isn't he?

Shakira, as I just remember when I was a kid,

and I was watching it on the TV, it was one of her music videos.

The hips were moving.

Je ne sais quoi.

Jude Bellingham, always.

Can't go wrong with a bit of Bellingham.

It's gotta be Megan Fox from Transformers.

That was back in, like, 2007,

but I think that was every boy's first crush around my age.

Oh, do you know who I love? Jason Segel.

Especially in the Muppet movie. Oh!

Yeah, between you and you guys, have a look at Mrs Incredible.

Definitely another one of my celebrity crushes.

Mrs Incredible. Miss Incredible.

That's been my celebrity crush from when I was younger.

Obviously, she's a cartoon, but she is my celebrity crush.

That's weird.

Just something about Lewis Capaldi.

I don't know if it's the blond hair, maybe the way he sings.

I'd be willing to split the bill with him.

I'm joking. That would never happen. Ursula from Little Mermaid.

Just the curves. She's a powerful woman.

Probably Paul Hollywood.

I don't know, he's just got that silver fox vibe.

I feel like he knows a good time.

That car in Cars. What's his name? Lightning McQueen.

I thought he had a bit about him, you know?

Lightning McQueen, sexy. Ka-chow.

That's it for...

It has nothing to do with Conor!

The claws were out,

and it got very catty in the villa this week.

Like, does anybody get where she's coming from?

And here's some "cat-astrophic" unseen bits you didn't get to see.

No, do the meow. Ay, yo...

THEY LAUGH Oh, Yasmin does a good meow.

I can do good meow. SHE MEOWS

THEY MEOW

I thought this footage was "hiss-terical",

but the Unseen Bits commissioning editor, Meow-a Jama,

was not impressed and put her claws to it.

CAT MEOWS

That's "meow-t" of here.

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