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IAIN STIRLING:
Previously... On Love Island...

Do you wanna come for a quick chat
with me? Yeah. Follow me.

MEGAN: That's no good, that!

I did enjoy our kiss last night.

I could have done
another 30 seconds, you know.

I'm just waiting
for you to shut up and kiss me.

# Till the love runs out... #

IAIN: Kisses...

HELENA: They're kissing in there,
I know they are.

Do you wanna go back in,
or you wanna kiss again?

..and lies...

Did you kiss her?
No, I didn't kiss her.

You kissed, didn't you?
We just had a good chat.

Did you kiss him, yeah or no?
We had a good chat.

That's all I'm gonna say.

# Till the love runs out. #

IAIN: ..caused a big surprise.

"You caught my eye when
I was at the fire pit last night.

"You almost made me
want to go and pick you."

# I'll be running... #

Harry... to Yasmin.

# Till the love runs out... #

"I think Shakira has just got
a bit more substance." It's Harry.

"I don't know if the conversation
is stimulating for my brain."

You may as well just stop talking
cos you're boring.

No, that's the point.
You're actually boring.

"If I give her her first orgasm,
she'll fall in love."

"We see a different side of you when
she's not breathing down your neck."

Is that about me?
It's true, we do!

"Is that what you're saying?
Kiss Yas? Cos I will."

Yeah, I kissed her today, yeah.

Twice.
No, it was three times, actually.

# Till the love runs out

# Till the love runs out. #

Oh, my God.

IAIN: Tonight...

If you speak to me like that again,
it's done. OK.

The fallout...

You're being a bitch
by talking behind my back.

That's being a bitch.

..continues.

Some people just wanna cause
a problem, at the end of the day.

TONI MIMICS CRYING

# I want to get away
I wanna fly away... #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #

IAIN: During the game,

Harry tried to keep
the kiss with Yasmin secret,

but someone hit him with
the enhanced interrogation technique

known as "Asking a question".

And Harry folded.
So now Helena knows everything.

# I wanna fly away. #

You're done? I'm so done.
Yeah, you'd better be done.

All he has done is embarrass me.
Yeah. All he's done.

Literally embarrass me.
He's a dickhead.

Do you know the only person that
would go near him now is Yasmin.

I just can't believe she stood
up there with you as well, saying,

"Well, it was a good chat."
You know what, though?

If he gives her the time of day,
she won't want him then.

She'll want someone else's couple.

Yeah, she'll be
going for the next person.

"Oh, who can I flirt with now?"
Three times? Are you winding me up?

I picked you, love.
I know. I get it.

No, but I'm saying,
I gave you a whole speech. I get it.

No, no, I'm saying I gave you
a whole speech of why I picked you.

I call you beautiful every day.
I think you're so beautiful.

I think she's an attractive girl
as well. That's not a problem.

"Unreal" is a bit... Come on.
No, but it's just, like...

I don't care about it.
No, but I'm saying,

for that to be...
HE GASPS DRAMATICALLY

Babe, it doesn't make it
any better for me

that you're saying that you'd
give someone an orgasm, like...

But I'm saying it to my friend.

I didn't say I'm gonna
give them an orgasm.

But you need to watch
what you say to Harry now.

If you go in
any of Harry's footsteps,

you know we'll be over, like that.

I'm not gonna go in Harry's
footsteps. I'm not gonna be Helena.

I'm telling you now,
I wouldn't be Helena.

You're not getting away with it.
What do you mean, away?

Because it's not a joke. Meg,
you're going on a tantrum again.

This whole thing's not a joke.

I will go on a tantrum as much
until you listen.

You're not being serious.
Everything that's happened,

and we're the couple arguing,
when we are...

the least has happened with us,
the least.

And we, out of everybody, are the
one arguing? It's a bit of a joke.

We're not arguing.
We're not arguing over it.

All I'm saying to you is you've
said something about an orgasm.

Yasmin is not a threat to me.
Dejon, I don't care about it.

You don't care, OK.
My problem is you've said,

"I'm gutted Malisha's gone,
she was unreal."

From now,
there shouldn't be any flirting

with any of the other girls
in this villa,

because you don't see them all
how you see me.

Yeah, I agree.
And that's the end of that.

Yeah. I agree.

I still don't like what you said,
but...

Can I have a kiss?
No.

Just a peck.
No.

Dejon and I obviously haven't been
in the best place the past few days,

but actually, this challenge
was a massive thing to show

all relationships in here
aren't strong, so it's not just us,

we're just very vocal
in what we say.

IAIN: While they wait
for a team of technicians

to come and dismantle
that game equipment,

Toni and Yasmin share
their take on the other girls.

They'll go back to them. Yeah.

Shit goes down at night, and then
the next day, they're all...

Kissing, making up.
Honestly, I'm so over it.

I don't know.
She really pissed me off tonight.

Just every comment that comes
out of her mouth is just invalid.

Do you get what I mean?
There's no point to it.

It's never her man's fault,
it's always everyone else's fault.

Thank you. And do you know what,
like, I'm so sick of always being

the one to take the heat.

I didn't even do anything,
it's just easy to throw me in there.

Exactly. Like...

I was kind of glad you were
to get some of that off me.

SHE LAUGHS

What have I done?
It's so stupid. It's so stupid.

They're just finding
an excuse in everything.

And do you know,
for Dejon to turn around and go,

"You two are trying to get
in my head." Are you that weak?

In fact, if we were trying
to get in your head, trust me,

we'd be in there.

And for you to even bring that up
just shows we were already in there.

Exactly. Like, what d'you mean
we are trying to get in your head?

Like...

And it's one thing for you to make
a comment about the threesome. Yeah.

And then it is never
spoken about again. Yeah.

Days later now, we were sitting
minding our own business.

And then he goes, "Oh, yeah,
I chat to everyone in the villa."

About threesomes?
Come on. Come on now.

And she said, "I don't care.
I don't care."

Keep telling yourself that.
No, genuinely.

I think that somebody needs to tell
these girls what's right

and what's wrong so their men start
respecting them a little bit more,

and I have no problem
with that being me.

Do you know what I think? Like...

..I just...

Harry?
Yeah?

Chat?
Yeah.

Good luck, my friend.
Cheers, mate.

See you in a bit.
See you.

Here?

Anything to say?
Erm...

Yeah, I've got lots to say.
It's done, by the way.

I don't know if you want
to hear it now, though.

Probably not. It's done.

So what's the point
in me saying anything?

Every given opportunity,
I just have to sit there

and be embarrassed by you.

We both said we're open
to exploring new connections.

Yeah, not taking someone
to the Hideaway

necking them three times,

and then saying
after the re-coupling,

"Oh, I should have picked you."

You did it with Shakira,
you're now doing it with Yasmin.

Yeah, I don't think
it's that serious, really.

I hope that it does go somewhere,
I hope it was worth it for you.

Yeah, but it's not
about it being worth it, like,

it was just me exploring like,
a connection,

and it's probably not for me, like.

Now you think it's not for you?
You don't even fancy her!

Well, no, but she's all right, like.

This whole thing is done, mate.
OK.

What did he have to say?

There was nothing to say.
He just chats shit all the time.

"So do you even fancy her?"
"She's all right."

He said it's not that serious,
though, is it?

He's 30 years of age, grow up.

"I'm in here to find a wife",
my bollocks.

All of his actions
literally entailed to me

that he does not wanna be with me.
Harry, are you OK?

Uh?
Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm OK, doll.

She's like a vulture.

I've mentally tapped out of this.
I just don't know why he done that.

It's so stupid.

I actually quite enjoyed that.
Did you?

You did so well.
Honestly, you did so, so well.

Do you think?
Yeah, no.

I was actually really impressed.
Were you?

Yeah.
Were you turned on?

Yeah.
Were you?

Yeah.
No, you did really well.

You did really well.
So did you.

Take it on the chin.

Yeah, you have to.
Yeah, you have to.

I feel like I'm mentally
tapped out of this today. Yeah.

God, this whole thing
has just blown my head.

He doesn't even like her.
This is the result of his jokes.

Yasmin? Yawn!
Boring! Sloppy! Lazy!

On to the next!
Prick.

I was just looking at your dress.

I know. It's hot, isn't it?
Latex.

Yeah, I heard.

Yeah.

I could live in latex,
to be quite honest.

Could you?
Yeah.

Where are you sleeping tonight,
then?

I was gonna ask you the same.

I'll be out here, I think.

Do you think?
Yeah, yeah.

I won't be in the same bed as her.

To be honest, I don't want to say
it's not really her fault,

but it kind of is as well.

It's his fault.
She's got a big smile on her face.

Every single opportunity
Harry has got,

if it's not Shakira he's going
after, it's Yasmin he's going after,

there's gonna be another girl
he's going after afterwards.

IAIN: In the game, Shakira revealed
she finds cabbie Ben's chat boring.

No problem, Shakira.

Just go on the Uber app,
request quiet mode

and he won't be able
to talk to you.

That didn't go well, did it?
Not at all.

OK, you tell me what
you're annoyed about

and I'll tell you what
I'm annoyed about. You go first.

Your reaction said everything
I needed to know.

I said to you from the get-go,
"We'll speak about it later,"

but you wanted to draw me out
in front of everyone.

You were hot-headed
and you reacted.

OK. So what did you mean
by that comment?

I don't even want
to get into that now.

Now's not the time.
I need to know.

Because I'm fuming, to be honest.

Your reaction
is just so off-putting.

What did you mean by that?
A stimulating... what?

What does that...?

We don't talk about anything
of note.

What have we spoke about
in the last couple of days

except everyone else's situation?
That was literally my point.

You don't ask me nothing.
It works both ways.

I could say the same about you,
then.

That's not the way I wanted it,
and I said to you in that moment,

"We'll speak about it later."
But again, you react.

Because you know why?

Because how it makes me look,
because how it makes me look.

You can't just say comments
like that.

You just hit the nail on the head.

Nothing that you're saying
is to do with me and you.

It's about how you look...

Because I'm getting
nothing out from you.

That, for me, is such a no-go.
I promise you that for free.

I just don't know.
You're getting really uptight.

It's the way
you deal with situations.

Why are you walking off, though?

Can you not just sit with me
for a second, please?

No, because this is not the way
I wanted to deal with it.

Ben and Shakira are no good.
What's going on there?

She said he needs to take a shit,
and he said she's a slag.

Calm down and talk to me.
I'm gonna go and take a breather.

Right.

# Calling you out
A thousand wishes gone wrong. #

IAIN STIRLING: Shakira reckons
Ben's conversation isn't great.

Give the guy I break, he's a cabbie,
just sit behind him

and let him talk to you in a mirror.

He'll chat your pants off.

What's she saying, bro?
She's just not understanding, bro.

Like, I'm just trying to talk to her
on a level, bro.

This is her problem - she wants
someone that communicates with her,

I tried communicating with her
and she just don't wanna have it.

What did she say when you said
to her about the stimulating her?

Well, she's just like, "I don't
feel like we have deep convos."

You all right? Yeah. Just not
the way I wanted that situation.

I've not even chatted shit about him
to anyone.

It's not ideal, but the way
he's reacted is also not ideal.

I was the one that went out my way

to do a little dinner date
out there for her.

I'm the one
that cooks her breakfast.

I'm the one that goes out my way
to try and talk to her.

I think that's what she's saying.

It's not the actual gestures,
she's tryna say...

No, she wants the deeper chats,
which is cool,

but every time I do it,
I don't get nothing back.

Like, I thought I'd try
talking to her,

she's not once ever started
a chat like that.

What, so I've got to do it
in every single chat, have I?

It's got to be on me every single
time for the rest of our life?

Getting called out like that
in the challenge

means she makes me
look like an idiot.

I'm just baffled, bro.

If he wants to behave like that
when I said to him,

"We'll speak later",
that's very telling.

But do you know what it is?

Ben knows he's got such an amazing
person that everyone wants in here.

He's trying to protect YOU.

I understand, but to me
it comes across as insecure.

And that's not
what I'm looking for at all.

I don't wanna have to reassure
someone 500 times a day

when he's not my boyfriend either.

I'm very much single,
and I very much said to him

I'm open to exploring
other situations.

and everyone's been shocked.

It's her latex dress - the static
electricity is off the charts.

You OK?
Yeah. I just...

really don't wanna be
grouped in with Yasmin.

Yeah. It's fine.

I get it from your end, but like,
why are you throwing my name in it?

I completely get it,
cos I would be the exact same,

but at the same time,
I'm like, there was no-one,

it would be a surprise to me if it
was like, Megan, Helena, Shakira.

I would be like, well,
I didn't expect that coming.

But because of the conversations
with Toni and Yasmin,

obviously I knew
it would be one of you two.

I don't egg her on.

And I think we established
from the beginning,

I didn't say the threesome comment.
Yeah. No.

It was her.
I know.

And I'm not gonna say
that I'm not there for her

because it's not fair for her
to like, be alone. Yeah.

When the three of you come at her,

at the end of the day,
she is a human being.

Yeah. She may not be acting
like it in here.

Yeah.
I don't want your man.

Yeah. And obviously you said
that I was screaming down his neck,

that bit, I was a bit like,
"Tone, do I...?"

No, I said "breathing"
down his neck.

Oh, breathing down his neck.

As in when you're not around,
he's a different person,

and I want you to realise that.

Yeah. Which I do, so it wasn't like
you mean it in a way like...

Cos we see "breathing down his neck"
like I'm attached to him,

I don't let him go,
do you know what I mean?

No, it's like every time
you are around, he acts one way.

Yeah. And when you're not there,
he acts another way.

He acts a different way. Yeah.

I just want you to realise that.
Yeah. I know that.

But at the same time,
it's things like this that needed

to happen to realise what he wanted,

because him and Harry think
this whole thing is a joke, so...

Is it all right if I come over
or do you guys want to talk just...?

Just give us a second.
Yeah. Thank you.

We're over this thing
with you and Yas. Correct.

Like, we know that.

It's just the fact
that you've been brought

into the situation with Hat,
and I know you're there for her,

but obviously, Megan and Helena are
my girls as well at the same time,

so I'm just there for them,
but at the end of the day,

it's on me and Dejon.

If he wants to get to know any of
the other girls, that's up to him.

I just want you to know, like,
I'm my own person,

at the end of the day. Yeah. I...
No hatred towards you, honestly.

I'm not gonna get at the girl when
I know Dee's in the wrong as well.

I just want you to realise that.
Yeah.

He really does act different
when you're not there. Yeah.

I just wanted to clear the air
with Meg that I am my own person,

and I'm tired of being grouped up
with Yasmin.

I don't want any hard feelings
between Meg and I,

and I think she sees the same.

IAIN: Harrison's chatting to Megan.
Harrison's a great name.

I've got another Uncle Harrison

that works in low-budget
Hollywood movies.

Good old Harrison Afford.

I was waiting for you to come and
pull me today as well, by the way.

Really?
I was like, what's going on?

You're the Bombshell.
You're the puller.

So you wouldn't have pulled me now?
No. I like to be grafted.

Really? Mm. So you're telling me
the next few days,

if I never pulled you for a chat,
you would never say,

"Listen, Harrison,
you wanna come for a chat?" No.

Let's try it. Stand up, stand up.
Stand up, stand up, stand up.

OK, I'm sitting with Remell.
Remell?

Yeah, yeah. It's good, to be fair.

Yeah, she's good-looking,
to be fair.

Oh, are you talking about me?
Do you wanna...

How do you know
I was talking about you?

Cos you said "she's good-looking".
HE LAUGHS

OK, so, you're standing there, yeah.

There's six boys
lined up in front of you. Yeah.

Maya, "Oh, you've got
a decision to make.

"Who do you want to couple up with?"
Wait, wait a second.

Harrison walks in.
Oh, Bombshell. Oh!

First Bombshell.
SHE LAUGHS

Why did he get up
and just do a lap at the fire pit?

You really do like the girl,
don't you?

Yeah, I do. I really fancy her.
I told her that. That is so cute.

Bring it on, though.
The game's the game.

All the girls said you've got a bit
about you. Yeah? Do you agree?

Yeah. I'm glad I'm here with you,
to be fair.

Are you?
Yeah, you look really pretty.

Aw! Stop it, you.

Your eyes look really green tonight
as well, by the way. Do they?

They are hazel. I feel like
sexual attraction is massive.

I feel like I can't... If I'm not
sexually attracted to a girl,

if I don't wanna rip her clothes
off, I just check out. Really?

Yeah, I check out.
That's mad. Yeah.

Are you not the same?
No. Really?

Do you not wanna look at someone
and wanna rip their clothes off?

No, but I feel like if I
get on with somebody really well,

I'm like, "Oh, yeah, go on, then."
"I'll have a bit!"

"I'll have a look!"
HE LAUGHS

Let him crack on.

It's not like they're cracking on.
They're just having a conversation.

No, let him TRY and crack on, yeah.

You're the one cuddling her
in bed every night.

No other man is doing
that at the moment. Exactly that.

Do you think I, er... Do you think
I liked you when I first came in?

Like, you could tell
I was interested?

Not necessarily interested,
but you were looking.

I was looking at you.
You were looking.

IAIN: That quotes game was tough.
We've all said stuff we regret.

I once told a friend of mine

he was a complete loser
who wasn't fit to lick my boots.

I've never seen a best man speech
go down that badly.

Anyway, off to bed, everyone.

# I wanna stare at the sky
Wasting time with you... #

What a bloody night!
What a bloody night!

CONOR:
You didn't get rattled at all.

HARRY:
That's what I'm saying. Never.

Never get rattled, mate.
Bad boys for life.

I feel relieved,
if anything, to be honest.

# Who do you love? Who do you love?
Who do you love? #

Where are you sleeping?

I wanted to be respectful and...
THEY LAUGH

..and not sleep in the bed
with Helena,

but the only other option I've got
is the Hideaway with Yas.

LAUGHTER

You're just making me look like
an idiot to everyone.

Helena, I think you just
need to stop giving him

the opportunity to embarrass you.
No, I know, that's why I'm done.

# Who do you love? Who do you love?
Who do you love? #

Tomorrow is a new day.

# You can hear me say
Who do you love?

# Who do you love?
Who do you love? #

You're in the bed?
I'm going on the daybed.

Good night.

Right, gang, I'm going.

# Who do you love?

# You can hear me say, oh... #

What a mess.
I'm surprised you didn't go outside.

Sleep with him.
Thanks!

I'm quite cosy here, to be honest.
Oh, really? Yeah.

I don't want to sleep
outside with the bugs.

# When you say my name
You make it gold... #

Good night.

# I already know

# Dum, da-da-dum, dum
Da-da-dum, dum, da-da-dum

# You can hear me say

# Dum, da-da-dum, dum
Da-da-dum, dum, da-da-dum

# You can hear me say. #

# I love you

# But I love me more... #

IAIN STIRLING: It's morning.

Ben was talking
in his sleep last night,

which was great news for Shakira

because she listened to it for two
minutes and was out like a light.

# I got high expectations
And I want them met, babe

# I put boundaries around me
And they're not yours to break... #

Oh, I slept so bloody good.
Yay! Aww.

Wonder how he slept.

SHE SNORTS

I bet he's been eaten alive.
I fucking hope so.

# Get, get to work, honey
God knows I'm worth it... #

How did everyone find last night?
Very eventful.

Feel like you was
the centre of it all, to be fair.

Yeah, I feel like I was.

Shit was bound to hit the fan
eventually. Yeah.

How about you, Shakira?
How are you feeling?

Today is a new day.
I'm feeling calm.

Wait, so, Helena,
from your perspective, you're done?

Yeah, yeah, done,
so he's Yasmin's problem now.

Morning.
Good morning.

ALL: Morning.

How's it going, all right?
How did you sleep, Yas?

I needed a few more hours.
The batteries are not 100%.

Quiet day in the villa, then.
It's never a quiet day.

# And, oh, by the way
Just don't call me, babe, babe

# Put your name on it
Spare no change on me... #

I just couldn't fathom
that he could do that to Helena

after being with her for so long,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.

As long as you're feeling OK,
though,

cos I know it was a lot of heat
to take last night.

Don't worry.
I don't take things to heart...

Yeah.
..so I'm all good.

# I love you, but I love me more

# Burn this whole town loose
With neon flares... #

How are you?
I'm good.

I feel more...
composed this morning. Yeah?

Obviously, yeah, I wanna apologise
for how I reacted.

It's literally draining
the life out of me,

and if I'm being completely honest
with you,

on the outside,
I would have run a fucking mile,

cos I've had this so many times.

And I agree - I'm not
disagreeing with you on that.

That's what I'm trying to say
to you.

Like, I see where it was childish.

I think in a relationship,

you want someone who's gonna better
you and make you a better person.

At the minute, all you're doing -
and it's not nice to say -

but I feel like
you're just dulling my sparkle.

Like, I feel deflated.

Because of the way I reacted,
or what?

Just in general, like...

Do you think your dream man's gonna
come in here and have it altogether?

I don't think that.
I've come in here open-minded.

I don't think you have come in here
open-minded, though,

cos you'd be willing to work with me
on certain things that you're not...

I've said we can speak about it.

No, but you're just putting me down
and saying I'm dulling your energy,

where, realistically...

I'm not putting you down.
I'm telling you how I feel.

You've got to be able to look past
certain things in here.

We've... We've known each other
for two weeks.

I know,
but I don't want to compromise

on the person I wanna spend
the rest of my life with.

There's little things
you can compromise on,

and then there's big things
I don't want to compromise on.

Just being more open-minded...

I am being open-minded,
but I'm telling you,

if you speak to me like that again,
it's done. OK.

I literally feel like
I'm training you up.

But you're not.

I feel like
you're like a little puppy.

That's what I feel like.
But it's not that at all.

I know I'm not perfect, yeah?
Neither am I!

I'm probably not your perfect girl.
Yes, this is what I'm saying.

We've both got qualities in
each other we probably don't like.

But just work with each other.

There's no point just sacking it off

and just not giving it
the time of day.

IAIN: Conor wants some advice
from Dejon.

I'm always offering
the Islanders advice.

They see me as a mother figure.

I hear them all the time saying,

"That Iain Stirling,
what a 'mother figure'."

I just wanted to check in, bro,
boy to boy...

Yeah.
..where your head's at.

I'll actually be straight.
It's, like...

Emily is, like,
my type to a T, 100%.

I actually can't fault her at all.

And I think it's like,
I'm an only child.

I've loads of different groups
of friends,

so I bounce around
quite independently.

I, like, do my own thing
all the time.

I like my own company, whatever,

so I'm finding it quite tough
to get my own time.

Like, because Emily is so bubbly

and gets involved with the lads
and stuff like that,

it's nearly even harder.

I need my own space.

I don't even think it's a huge thing
at the moment.

If it doesn't improve
in the next couple of days,

then it's, like, alarm bells,
just on my behalf.

That's that situation, anyway.

But then it did
make me think about Megan.

What are you thinking?

Like, that I still obviously think
she's very attractive, like.

So, I don't know. What do you think?

Well... if it's six days and
you're already feeling like that,

imagine a lifetime.

Like, I'm genuinely happy
getting to know Emily,

and, like, those reservations aside,
with the Megan thing,

it's like, you're risking
throwing Emily away,

losing Tommy as a friend and then
also getting rejected by Megan.

I feel like... I know you can't
think like that, but I'm saying...

No, no, no, you can think like that.

You definitely
need to think like that.

I feel like it's just how you handle
the situation in the best way,

in the most respectful way possibly.

And then I think it's fine
because you're open, Emily's open,

Megan's open and Tommy's open.

They're the facts.
That's the thing. That's the thing.

Why does it feel so fucking crazy
to do that? Yeah, yeah.

I genuinely feel like
I'd be committing a crime

speaking to Megan like that.

You need to do what's right for you.
Mm.

IAIN: Footballer Harry's
putting together the defence

for his Love Island football team.

He's got a goalie and a left back,

and he's about to fill
the last position.

Hello, trouble.
Hello, you OK?

Do you want to come with me
for a second?

Come on, then.
I'll have you right back.

Fuck off.
What?

What?
Fuck off.

H is pulling Shakira.
H has just grabbed her.

Oh, here we fucking go.

Shakira Show.
Shakira Show again.

You feeling OK?
Yeah, I feel all right.

I feel all right. Chats needed
to be had. I'm glad.

I wanted to just see how
you were feeling.

Because I think initially
you were number one for me.

And I kind of fucked it.

We both kind of fucked it.

I'd say mutually,
but it was probably more on me

and it's not even the pickle
I've got in with Helena.

I just think if we were...

I don't think I would do the things
I do if it was you,

cos I know you wouldn't
stand for it, sort of thing.

It was you. And still is you.

But it's your behaviour, for me,
that I can't tolerate.

It's not with me, which is fair,

but if you ever did treat me
that way,

it would just be
a fucking waste of time

because I would never stand for it,
ever.

Of course you wouldn't.

I'm saying, and it's all easy for me
to say it would be different

if we were coupled up
and I was getting to know people,

I wouldn't have done it,
but that's honestly how I feel.

I think cos I've got away with
so much with Helena already,

I can just keep getting away with it
kind of thing.

It's cos you don't take it
seriously with Helena.

Cos I thought you genuinely
did like her and stuff.

I do like her,
do you know what I think?

I can make a connection
with a girl if I want to.

And everyone is like,
"Your connection with Helena,

"you just clicked." But I can just
click with a girl.

The whole comment yesterday
about the substance,

yeah, it is true
and it's not nice to hear,

but I feel like we've got
fuck-all to speak about

except everybody
else's situation.

I'm just gonna take a backseat
with it all.

You think you guys'
chats are that good?

Do you see all the couples
in here have reciprocated?

You'll pull Harry for a chat,
Megan will pull Tommy for a chat.

I don't get that.

For me, I feel like
it's the right time.

I want to spend some more time
with you.

If that could possibly
be arranged.

That could be arranged.
I've been very open with B.

I've never... I've made it
very clear I'm very much open.

We're gonna get in
so much trouble for this, aren't we?

Do you think?
Oh, yeah.

It's always, always lovely
speaking with Shakira.

I feel like we are on the
same level in terms of our wit

and kind of charisma, so it's
always lovely speaking to her.

I've honestly missed chatting
to her for the last week.

IAIN: Emily wants to bring
Conor to Wales.

She can picture his train
arriving at

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob
wllllantysiliogogogoch station.

And he can picture himself
having trouble at the ticket desk.

I like speaking to you,
I like spending time with you.

I like it when we have
our one-on-one chat.

I don't doubt us two at all.

It can't be a thing
where I'm doing the bare minimum

and just being whatever, like.
It needs to be a thing where

I want to come over
and talk and stuff like that

and come over and pull you
and be with you.

That's something that
I need to work on.

I want to do it, I want to do it.
I just find it tough to do it.

If you want to do it, that's fine.

How are you?
Good, how are you?

Another day.
You all right?

Yeah.

Were you just listening
to conversations?

Just being nosy parkers.
I can't listen to her.

What?
I can't listen to her.

Why?
Little Miss Sunshine all the time.

What, in a good way?
No.

What do you mean?
I'm getting irritated with her.

You are?
Yes.

I like Emily.
I think she's cool.

I like her too.
She's just really sweet.

As much as we're going well,

remember to not put too much
pressure on it. Of course.

At the end of the day,
if someone came in tomorrow

who was completely your type,
I have to let you explore that.

Same with you.
100%.

And I mean this,

you have every right to get to know
whoever you want.

And I genuinely mean that.

At the end of the day,
if we're gonna work,

we're gonna work, sort of thing.

I'm not gonna stop you
speaking to people

and getting to know
other people

because we're just gonna keep
progressing as well, sort of thing.

We can't sort of forget about
each other if someone comes in

and tickles each other's fancy
or whatever.

And I don't want you to think
that you can't.

No, no.
And I haven't.

It's getting better and better

and I am enjoying where
it's going and stuff like that

but I don't want you
to ever feel pressure

that you can't do something
cos you'll upset me.

I don't even think
it's pressure from you.

I think it's pressure from everyone
else, the way they're acting.

All right?
Shakira's heating up.

Huh?
Shakira's heating up.

We flicked the temperature
a little bit there.

Good chat?
Good chat, man.

She looks good today as well.
Oh, yeah.

I said to her I know I fuck around
and I have a laugh,

but if there's someone
that would keep me in my place,

I wouldn't do it.
So what did she say?

She's lapping it up, mate.

She's like, "We're gonna
get in trouble for this,

"but I kinda like it."

Is that what she said?
What do you think?

Her and Ben no good?
No good. We called that ages ago.

Question.
Go on.

If you could re-couple now, right
this second, who would you pick?

Shakira. Shakira?
Yeah.

# I'll never be
What you want me to be

# Maybe it's a trick of the light. #

IAIN: As far as Megan and Helena are
concerned, Harry has made his bed,

and they're going to swear at it.

Unh! Unh! Grr!

Fuck off!
LAUGHTER

# And if you don't get
The way I love

# Maybe I just don't fit
Your vibe... #

How are you feeling? Probably
the best I've felt, you know.

I'm just gonna be
exploring other shit now.

# Maybe I don't, don't fit... #

Where's your head at, Helena?
Harrison, to be honest. Yeah.

I'm just done with
the Harry situation.

Like, I've not spoken to him today,
there's nothing to be said.

It's done.
He can crack on with Yasmin now.

# Maybe you're the one
Who don't fit me right... #

What do you think I should do,

in terms of who I'm pulling
and shit like that?

Back yourself
and go for who you want.

All is fair in love and war.

I had some nice convos with Conor
today. So...

I want to spend
a bit more one-on-one time

together through the days and stuff.

# Maybe I just don't
Don't fit your vibe.

How are you feeling, Tone?
I'm in a bad mood.

You're in a bad mood? Why?

Not feeling it.
Feeling what? Just the evening.

# Maybe I just don't
Don't fit your vibe. #

Living with the person you're
dating, I'm finding it quite tough.

I've only known her a week,
like, so...

I think with Emily,
it's similar to Megan.

They appreciate the smaller things.

# Maybe I don't
Don't fit your vibe... #

CHEERING

# Maybe I don't
Don't fit your vibe. #

I feel like... I feel like
I need to end things with Ben.

I agree with you.
Rip the Band-Aid, girl.

Because he's not gonna get the hint.
How are you going to do that?

I don't fucking know!

It's so hard cos you have to
live with them after.

How do you think he's gonna react?

I think he'll take it well,
to be fair.

Don't add more variables into this!

Yeah, I know I'm complicating it.

But he has been looking good lately.
I don't know what it is.

Maybe it's because
we don't like Emily.

LAUGHTER

I think Toni's scrambling
a little bit at the moment.

Because I think
she can kind of see

that Harrison's
speaking to everybody else.

So she's trying to think,
"I'm OK with it now."

Don't know if it's just me,
but every time I say something,

I see them looking at each other.

Bombshell for you,
just watch what you say to Toni

because she come over to me and D,

and she was like,
"What are you doing?"

And we were like,
"Oh, just watching Emily and Conor."

You were bang in front of us.
And she was like, "Emily's just..."

And I was like, "What?"

And she was like...
I don't know what.

I can't quote the words
because I have to ask D,

but she basically just said
something like, "She's, like..."

Not boring, but, like,
"I just don't get her."

I was like, "Oh, I love Emily."
"Really?"

And it's one thing to be interested
in other people's situations

because you want to help them.
No, she's fucking nosy.

Like, stop sticking your head
where it's not wanted.

And it's like she doesn't
take a hint. No. Not at all.

She does not take a hint.
On pixi sticks 24-7, like, "Whoo!"

Little Miss Sunshine. LMS.
That's her new name.

Oh, no good. No good, Toni.

I just know the way
it will pan out, like.

You have a go at her,
and then you look like a cow.

Cos no-one else sees it except us.

I'm sorry, like, I'm just not
the type of person that needs to be

centre of attention,
needs to be loud,

needs to be doing these things.

I'm not going to act like
something I'm not.

You have a heart of gold, so if I
had to say that, it's just, like...

There is absolutely nothing that she
can say, like, a bad word about you.

I had so much respect for her

and the way I went about things
to her.

Not going to the Hideaway.
Exactly, and stuff like that.

And for her to then say
I'm fucking boring.

Like, I'm not trying
to entertain you, babes.

Know what I mean?

And at the end of the day, Conor
wanted to get to know me over you,

so I can't be that fucking boring,
can I?

IAIN: Shakira's got good news
and bad news for cabbie Ben.

The bad news is she wants
to call off the relationship.

The good news is she's going
to give it five stars on the app.

How are you doing, my love?

SHE SIGHS
I'm OK.

That didn't look OK.
What was that?

I just want to have a chat with you
because I've been brewing. Go on.

I just feel like obviously
we had a good chat this morning

and we said we'd work on things
and stuff.

But I just have a gut feeling.

About what?
About us.

That it ain't the one.

And I don't want to waste your time,
leading you down the garden path,

thinking we can work at it every day

when I know I've got a gut feeling
that it's probably not working.

I'm actually glad you said that.

To be fair, I was starting
to lean towards the fact that

I need to explore
other things in here.

Yeah. And it's not just that.

The more we bicker,
the more we argue,

I don't ever want us to be
on bad terms.

I don't ever want it to end
on a bitter note between us.

No, of course.
Connections build very quick in here

and I haven't lied
when I said I like you

and I genuinely like you because
we have built something in here.

I feel like me and you

have definitely built
a good connection here.

But in reality,
on the outside world,

if it was two weeks, you'd still
be getting to know other people.

And I haven't been
able to do that yet.

So I'm glad you said that cos
we are definitely on the same page.

It's not like I'm literally
interested in anyone else.

I'd rather just be honest with you.
I had a chat with Harry today.

Has that got anything to do with it?
No, no, no.

No, Harry just talked.

I don't want you to think
it's anything to do with him

because that's not even
a considering factor in the minute.

No, of course.
I think the chat was needed.

We're on the same page, don't worry.
Good. Give me a cuddle.

Ben reacted really, really well.

I think a little bit of it
may be pride.

I've ripped the bandage off,
we've got to the point

and I think
we're gonna be all right.

Hello.
Hello, people.

Megan, would you like to go
for a chat?

Me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's pulling Megan?
He just wants to talk to her.

Fucking Wife Swap, is it?

A chat.

Am I in trouble?
What's going on here?

Do you know about that?
No.

Where's he going?
I don't know.

I weren't expecting that.

You look lovely.
Huh?

You look lovely.
Thank you.

You smell nice.
Thank you.

I just wanted to talk and be like,
obviously, I'm with Emily.

She's my number one.
And obviously you're with Tommy.

And, like, that's going
really well.

But I feel like we were
talking and then sort of stopped.

Yeah, we didn't really
finish anything off.

I think cos I got caught up
with Toni

and then Emily came in
and stuff like that.

I'm not trying to drive
a wedge in between anyone

or anything like that.

But I wanted to see if you'd still
be open to talking, like.

Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know.

But I just thought
I'd regret it if I didn't say.

It gets worse.
That's disgusting.

It's no good?
No good.

You need to go in the bin, mate.
The fashion sense is shit.

If it was matching,
I reckon it'd be all right.

You want to talk to me this evening?

Yeah, can do.
Where do you want to go?

Hideaway?
Just joking. Terrace?

You two are both
in green floral.

Love you, girl.
That's horrendous. Bad, isn't it?

I'm saying I'm open with Emily.
Yeah.

If you wanted to be closed
with Tommy, you say that,

and I wouldn't pull you.

Yeah, course.
But it's not like that at all.

You have to do what's right for you,
at the end of the day.

They're looking over so much.
Yeah.

CLEARS HIS THROAT

Erm... I know you probably
don't want to speak to me,

but I just wanted to see
how you were and... I'm fine.

..and apologise. You seem fine.

That's why I thought
I'd come and talk to you.

I'm actually not upset today.
Yeah. I'm just done.

Yeah, just leave it.
Just done. OK. That's fine.

Erm... I think we should try
and be friends maybe.

Yeah, maybe.

Cos I just think it'd be weird

if we're in the villa
and not talking.

I'd rather not, like,
have to avoid you.

No, I won't make it awkward.

OK. Well, that was worth
the walk up here, wasn't it?

Lovely.
Is that all you wanted to say?

Just, "How are you?"
I wanted to see where you were.

I mean, I can apologise
till the cows come home.

Yeah, I don't want an apology.
There's no point.

So let's just be civil when we're
around the villa together, I guess.

I don't think Harry wanted
anything from that conversation.

I think he wanted
to get his steps in,

because he took me to the furthest
place away in the villa

to say fucking nothing.

He's someone else's problem now.
He's not mine.

Story finito.
Love Island journey 2.0 starts here.

What was that about?
Fucking load a shit. What?

Literally a load of fucking shite.
What happened? Nothing.

We're here talking about
what the fuck's going on

with Conor and Megan.
Yeah, what the fuck is that about?

Like, honestly, right,
he's allowed to do what he wants.

He's allowed to get to know anyone,
but come to me first.

I think that's disrespectful.
That's come out of fucking nowhere.

I think that's disrespectful.

That has come out of fucking
nowhere. I'm so fucking confused.

I think it's just disrespectful,
though.

This isn't like I'm, like,
jumping ship or whatever.

It's literally just like...
No, that is valid.

Yeah, I just feel like I'm gonna
say to them afterwards. Yeah.

I don't want to sit here
and just be comfortable.

I really, really liked the way
things were going with Emily,

but I'm just thinking,
if I look back at this and...

Think the "what if"?
Yeah, like, I fancy you.

And I'm like,
why am I acting like I'm married?

You know what I mean?
Yeah, I get carried away with that.

The minute I have a chat
with someone, I'm like,

"Tommy, this is what they said."

Obviously, I like to be open
and honest about things,

but I'm like, he's not my boyfriend.

Transparency
with everything in here. Yeah.

Nobody's transparent.
Just fucking be honest about it.

But at least give me,
like, a heads-up.

Like, "Yeah, I fancy Megan."

And he's not mentioned her name.
And he's not mentioned it to me.

Hopefully, it's not...
But why else would they be chatting?

This will also test, like,
my connection with Emily. Yeah.

And not using you as a test.

I really do want to get to know you,
but it would also tell me a lot

about what's going on with me
and Emily. Yeah. That's fair.

Fuck. I'm gonna have to...
I feel awful.

I know. Where are you gonna walk
if I go and pull Emily, like?

I'll probably go over with you.

What was all that about?
What, you've got no idea? No.

What?

First person he pulls
when we're over is someone else.

It's just as respectful.

Emily, do you want to talk?
Oh, I'm second best, am I? No.

How are you second best?

Cos you come over
and just pull another girl

in front of me... randomly,
without any, like...

Because it's not...
It's not like it's a big deal.

It's not a big deal,
but a heads-up would have been nice.

Yeah, but the thing is,
there's no point in a heads-up

when it's just a conversation, like.
No, but I just didn't expect it.

I didn't...
Like, my plan was to have a chat

and then talk to you
straight away afterwards. OK.

And tell you exactly how it went.

but, like, at least tell me
it's on your mind.

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.

So, like, my thought process was,
obviously,

Emily is definitely
still number one,

and it would take a massive amount
to change that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I'm not just gonna
not talk to anyone

because that's going really well.

But I also feel if two people
are attracted to each other,

why don't we... Why don't we
actually just talk more?

I haven't really talked to her
on a one-on-one level.

But I just think in future,
maybe not even...

I just wanna be in the loop.

Because people in here,
like, they are fucking...

Do you know what I mean?
They jump in on that.

In hindsight, and knowing
everything I know... Yeah.

..that was the wrong thing to do.
Yeah.

How are you both?
I'm absolutely fine.

I've had numerous conversations
with Harry about his behaviour

and what he does
and how he treats me,

and for me, it's done with Harry.

So you've probably done me
a bit of a favour. Mm.

The thing is, you're a bombshell,
you've come in here,

you've got to do what you need
to do, and I'm not being funny,

you're not gonna do it
unless he's giving you

some kind of indication
that he is keen.

And that's exactly what he's done,
that's why you've gone for it.

I feel like a lot of the time,
it looked very, like, one-sided.

Because that's all
he would say to us.

And it's the same with D.

If Dejon did not give you
the time of day to flirt,

then you probably
wouldn't act in that way. Yeah.

In that moment, I just lost my head,
and I apologise for the comments

that I made, because they shouldn't
have been against you at all.

Yeah. I just didn't think
it was that nice to hear. No.

I thought it was a bit distasteful.
And I apologise for that.

Generally, it's not you.
Like, don't think it's you.

Because at the same time, yes,
you give them the time of day,

but that's because,
like what Helena said,

they're giving you the chance to.
Yeah.

It's nothing to fall out about.

You've done me a fucking favour
at the end of the day, babe.

Like, and I think
we should leave it at that. Yeah.

IAIN: Toni's made
sarcastic comments about Emily.

She called her "a ray of sunshine".

My other half calls me
a ray of sunshine

cos she can't bear to look at me
for more than two seconds.

Tone, do you wanna go for a chat?
Sure. Where to?

Shall we just go on
the sun loungers over there? Sure.

HARRY: Is this no good?
No good. They don't get along.

Shh, shh. Toni and Emily.

Obviously, I know you're not
having a good night. I'm not.

I just wanna give you
the opportunity first to, like, say

if you wanna say something
that you've said about me.

You bothered me, girl.
Doing what, though?

I've been very bothered with you
the last couple of days,

if I'm being completely honest.
Why?

Girl, me and Malisha
were on the verge of going home,

and you were sitting there,
"I'm so excited."

No, I wasn't.
Someone was going home that night.

And it wasn't you.
I was literally...

Read the room.

But why didn't you say that?
Why wouldn't you just be like...?

Because then I say something to you
and then I'm a bitch

because you're all happy
all the time.

But you're being a bitch
by talking behind my back.

That's being a bitch.

If you'd just said to me,
like, "Look, Em, I don't like this,

"can you please calm down a bit?"
Because you don't realise it.

Megan, Megan, Megan.
Shh.

I have been so honest with you
about the Conor situation.

I could have done a lot worse...
That has nothing to do with this.

It...
No, no, really.

It has absolutely nothing
to do with this.

I don't give a fuck
if you're with Conor. Fucking hell.

Like, I think you're just
trying to make a problem

because you want a problem,
to be honest. You are.

Get the fuck out of my face.
EMILY SCOFFS

She's fucking nuts.

She said she's had a problem with me
from the night she went on her date.

Because apparently,
I was in a good mood,

and she said,
"Fucking read the room."

Why's she bringing it up now,
though? Yeah.

I think with the two of youse,
you would never be friends

on the outside,
and that's absolutely fine.

I've been so good to her.

Like, do you think I have been
overly thing with Toni,

rubbing it in her face with Conor?

Em, to be fair, I agree.

Course you do.

Some people just wanna
cause a problem, though,

to cause a fucking problem,
at the end of the day.

Look, you're not gonna be everyone's
cup of tea at the end of the day.

No, yeah, you wanna cause
a bit of drama, like, fine.

Just doing my fucking head in.

FAKE CRIES
Oh, my God.

Toni, I literally was so honest
with you about everything.

I could have gone...
It has nothing to do with Conor!

But it does, though.
You just don't get it, do you?

I don't think anyone sat here does.

Like, does anybody get
where she's coming from?

# I've arrived!

# I've been waiting
For this moment... #

"Can I pull you for a chat?"

"You're sitting here
talking about me."

But then she's saying I'd look like
a bitch if I said something.

I said, "No, you look like
more of a bitch

"cos you're speaking
behind my back."

And she thinks it's about Conor.
She thinks everything's about Conor.

But I'm just sick of people thinking
just cos I'm a nice person,

you can just chat shit about me.
Yeah, no, of course.

But, me, like, saying these things,
they're laughing and giggling.

When they're looking at each other
in the changing room,

it's fucking bitchy.

# I've arrived!

# I've been waiting
For this moment... #

It's fucking weird, like.

# No surprise, I've always known it
I've arrived! #

IAIN: On Sunday night...

Dare.
Dare you to go home.

LAUGHTER
..the games...

Snog the Islander you would be with
if you wasn't in your couple now.

..continue.

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