Original subtitles

Happy birthday!

Are you so excited?

There's so many people here.

I'm so glad everyone showed up for your birthday.

I know everyone's ready for cake.

I'm going to start cutting it.

Happy birthday, dipshit!

Sorry, I'll get that.

Hello? What are you doing here?

Hey, what's up dipshit? How you doing? It's your birthday.

I thought there was gonna be more people here, but everyone fell back I'm the

only one here. All right.

Okay. This is embarrassing.

I'm sorry. This is how it is at work too. He's such a fucking loser

You must be Sean.

Yeah. You've heard about me. I have. I have heard a lot about you. He keeps

picture everywhere in his cubicle. It's fucking weird.

You're my brother. I take my breaks in the cubicle. I've taken your picture to

the bathroom. Okay, this is a little... Yeah.

He probably has too.

Can we just talk about this? There's a lot of people here. Can we talk about

this in the bedroom or something?

You want to go to the bedroom with me?

I would love to. Yeah? You're such a fucking bum.

Okay, let's just get you into the bedroom for you.

Like, oh my god.

Okay, can we just sit in this room and just talk it through like grown -ups? I

bet you want me to shut the door, don't you?

I think I want you to shut the door.

You sit up there.

Okay, can we just... Is there something you want to say?

Like, maybe happy birthday?

I told them happy birthday. I said happy birthday, dipshit.

Okay, did you bring him a gift or something?

Uh,

yeah, I got him the bath gift.

Okay. You're really going to like it. Okay, great. So if you could give him

gift and then you could leave.

I would love to give you the gift, but first I have to unwrap it.

Okay.

Oh, oh, okay. That's a little, that's a little handy.

Are the gifts that I'm unwrapping for him?

Weird.

You're just, this is a little weird.

Well, here's the thing.

Um, I will, I've, We've caught him watching stepsister porn at the office.

Yeah, we have. We all make fun of him for it. It's pretty embarrassing.

Even like the weirdest, like... And what's weirder is he looks for girls

look like you.

Okay, the fact that you know all of this is pretty creepy that you...

Yeah, we all do. And also, I don't believe you anyway.

I'll show you the files, but why do you think he has so many pictures of you?

And it's not even like him in the picture, it's just like your tits.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I guarantee you this is going to be his best birthday gift ever. There is

nothing that you could say that would make me believe you right now, and I

just really like if you would go, please.

You know what?

I'll go, but how about I fuck you first?

Or I fuck you, and then I'll go.

I'll give you a way to go.

fucking mental.

You're mental.

You're crazy.

Absolutely not.

It's going to be the best birthday gift for him. This is what he wants. He wants

me to fuck you in front of him because he knows even if he could fuck you, he

couldn't fuck you.

Okay, so you're saying if I fuck you and I'm being just like a dip in and a dip

out, then you would fucking leave?

Yeah, I'll leave.

Okay.

No, he needs to be here for this. I'm not going to leave if he doesn't watch

That's fucking wrong. It's going to be like sex education for him because he's

never seen it in real life. He's like, you can't just have him watch porn all

the time. He needs to see how two grown -ups, you know, have sex.

Because I'm pretty sure he's a fucking virgin.

I'm so sorry.

Can we, don't.

He wants me to unwrap the present. Will you stop? You're being so creepy.

I know you don't like that.

But, okay.

Just don't.

Can you just shut up?

Look at you, that's really quick. There's a bunch of people out there and

wanted to fucking go.

I'm so sorry.

Just don't look or anything.

Okay.

Are you ready for me to unwrap the present, bro?

He has been waiting for this for so long. Okay, just look down and don't

I wrapped him up really nice for you, though. Do you have to talk?

Yeah. Okay, okay.

Oh, geez.

It's almost like strip club. We've never been to a strip club.

Because we invite him out all the time.

He's scared.

He'd rather just come home to you.

Can you believe she wore this to your fucking birthday?

You didn't even get dressed up at all.

Wow.

I can't believe you're related to her.

These are fucking thick.

Now I can see why you're He's fucking jacking off to you.

Don't say that.

It's the truth.

He is.

So nice.

It's hot outside.

birthday pink underwear you have to be such a you you are such a slut

Maybe when I leave we can have sloppy seconds.

I didn't see her little bush poking through. That's dirty.

Not only see -through underwear, you need to poke through underwear.

Look at that.

That's pretty.

Why is she already quiet?

Okay, can I just like give you a hand here or something?

And then you can go, please.

I don't think that's all you want.

Oh, heck.

I'm going to pop chicks. Is that why you don't?

You got to kind of warm them up first.

See how wet she is?

I like that taste.

I like that.

It's so sweet.

It's so fucking smooth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You're never going to get to fuck your sister.

Oh, fuck.

You don't like it. I don't. She does.

You can tell. My body doesn't lie.

She's not just going to get wet.

Your sister's kind of flat. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

I'm just doing this. I don't fucking need it. I don't want you to be touching

me. Oh, my God.

Why are you getting so red?

I'll give you a handy

I got you hard.

Yeah. So, can you go, please?

You said I could fuck you.

Okay, just flip it in and flip it out, and then we're done here.

Yes, you are never going to fuck your sister. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

And she's like, oh, my God.

You're tested, right?

You know where I've been. Oh.

I like that.

Fucking sweat.

How do you like watching your sister get fucked?

Can

we

just do this sitting down or something?

It would be a little bit more comfortable.

You know I'm gonna tell

everybody at the office

And your sister came in the car.

She likes it.

Mm -hmm.

I'm not gonna fuck my brother

You actually aren't into this, aren't you?

You're just as perverted. I can't believe you're still fucking watching me

fucked. Is this what you've wanted this whole time?

I almost feel like you actually called him over.

actually want this maybe you would have stuck up for yourself or for me or

something it's like you're like seeing your sister fuck on top of you

You give me his birthday spanking.

Oh, yeah.

I'm taking it from your fucking bully for you.

Oh, my God.

You're dirty.

better feed it to me too.

Oh, your sister's so fucking great.

How'd you turn out to be such a loser?

You are right though. I have seen this fucking dick hard around me like way too

many fucking times.

This is what you've always wanted.

I am giving you the best birthday gifts, Adam.

So that you'll never fuck me. You don't have the balls.

Choke me, choke me, choke me.

Yes, yes.

Such a good foot. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes, next time I'm going to ring, all my friends are all going to fuck you in

front of me. Oh, I would like that.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

I love coming on a stick.

You are so good at fucking me.

You see it slide in there?

Yeah.

Oh, look.

Can you see that?

Like, just get right there.

Yeah, yeah.

your boy knows I'm a fucking animal

You're fucking welcome.

First I was doing this for you.

Now it's sort of for me.

You're so lucky you get a watch though.

Happy birthday brother.

Yeah, we're coming up just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, you're fucking coming. Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh, my God. I'm fucking coming in your mouth. Oh, my God.

I'm not fucking...

Exactly how to fuck me.

And let's not kid ourselves.

We both know you actually wanted this.

Like, you are such a freak.

You know what, bro?

I feel bad, and I just wanted to get you some cake, so happy birthday.