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[narrator 2] Brought to you by Mellow Margot's Massage Chairs.

We'll push you around... in a good way.

[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing]

[♪ music concludes]

[♪ dreamy chiming]

Hey, thanks for coming to the mall with me, you two.

Psh, are you kidding?

We love getting to hang with you.

Yeah, you're the older sister in our lives.

Aww. Let's take a selfie.

[camera shutter clicks]

[♪ soft ambient music playing over speakers]

What's this line for?

Hmm, what is this line for?

Hey, Rob Sadly, what's this line for?

We're waiting to purchase Jan Mice's

highly-anticipated next book,

The Tightrope Walker's Wife.

The book goes on sale at midnight.

Whoa, Jan Mice wrote a new book and it comes out today?

Who knew?

Isn't she your favorite author?

Wow, you know me so well.

[both laugh]

Well, I-- I guess we should just keep going

with our regular old mall walk.

No, shouldn't we wait in line and get you a copy of the book?

Yeah, w-- we'll still be hanging out together.

Well... [mutters]

If that's what you two want, sure, count me in.

This is fun.

You want to play Twenty Questions?

Yeah, I love that game. I just have to pee. BRB.

Pee BRB! Right? Get it? [chuckles]

[laughs] Yeah, that's good.

Hi. Um, FYI... [chuckles] ...there's actually three of us.

My older sister will be right back.

Oh, sure.

[clock ticking]

[♪ soft ambient music continues playing]

[clerk] Novelty balance pole? Tightrope taffy?

It stretches eight feet.

We're okay, thanks.

Stretch those cranky knees, folks. We got six more hours.

Terri's been gone a while, huh?

Maybe the restrooms are closed for maintenance

and she went to the one by the fountain.

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.

The restrooms aren't closed.

And if you're wondering how I know that,

I have the bathroom maintenance updates app on my phone

and I haven't gotten any alerts.

[phone chimes]

- Any word? - No.

- Hey, guys. - [both scream]

- There you are. - We were worried.

I thought of something for Twenty Questions.

What am I?

Uh, are you a cucumber?

Yes! Wow, you're so good at this.

I'm gonna go pee. BRB again.

Hmm. Maybe she has a bladder problem.

Listen, I-- I think your sister's using you two.

Sir, respectfully, there's no way.

Yeah, she has a private medical issue.

Hey, guys! It's your girl, terri_2_bowls.

Woot-woot!

Coming to you from The Mall of Table Town.

[imitates fanfare] And I have my assistants

waiting in line to get me a copy of the new Jan Mice boo--

b-- b-- b-- book!

I'm so excited to read it. More soon.

[♪ suspenseful sting]

Assistants? I thought we were friends.

We are being used. This is so embarrassing.

Uh, don't feel bad.

I just found out my older sister's at Flair's

trying on wigs.

She tricked me, too, so...

She did?

Mm, same. My big sisters are twins.

They're getting glamour shots,

and I have to get two copies of Tightropers.

- What is happening right now? - [♪ suspenseful sting]

Linespeople, did any of you come to the mall today

thinking you were gonna hang with your older sib

only to discover you were tricked into

waiting on this line for them?

[♪ tense string music playing]

[gasps] Even Rob Sadly?

- Todd Sadly. Older brother. - [♪ pensive music plays]

They've tricked us.

Every single one of them have tricked us.

They're smart, a-- and they know we look up to them.

We literally look up to them.

How is it we fall for their older sibling tricks

time and time again?

Rob, what happened with you?

I came to the mall with my older brother, Todd.

We were standing in this line because he said we had to,

and then he noticed his shoes were untied.

He leaned down to tie them,

but after he did loop, swoop, and pull,

his laces tore and he had to go to the store to get new ones.

But just this morning I saw him lightly fraying his laces

with a pair of scissors. He had this all planned out.

[♪ melancholic rock music plays]

♪ Whoa, I am a younger sibling ♪

♪ I'll fall for anything ♪

♪ If you're a younger sibling too ♪

♪ Sing with me ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ At least we know that we've got each other ♪

♪ We're not related but we're sisters and brothers ♪

My older sister told me she was allergic to standing in lines,

and I believed her.

My older sibling told me that at the end of this line,

I'd find the meaning of life.

But now I see they just wanted me to hold the place for them,

and so my search for meaning continues.

We just wanted to do something nice for Terri, and then...

But hang on, aren't you famously an only child?

Yes, but look, I really don't have time

to discuss the dynamic with me and Barry's family.

The chorus is coming!

♪ Whoa We are younger siblings ♪

♪ We'll fall for anything ♪

♪ If you're a younger sibling too ♪

♪ Sing with us ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ At least we know that we've got each other ♪

♪ We're not related but we're sisters and brothers ♪

[♪ song ends]

O-M-G. Hey, guys. Ah! I'm such a goof.

I forgot to dry my hands, so I'll have to BRB again.

We saw your KlipKlop, Terri.

You didn't want to come to the mall with us.

[Barry] You tricked us into waiting.

You saw that?

Rob, our compatriot, showed us.

[Terri on phone] ...waiting in line to get me a copy

of the new Jan Mice boo-- b-- b-- book!

I'm sorry.

I'll wait here by myself.

You two go have fun.

We still want to hang with you.

Yeah, if you're waiting too, we'll stay.

You will?

[Kiff] Mm.

I do have a shift at Darryl H. Pizza.

What? You were gonna leave us here for a whole shift?

- Terrence! - It never ends!

It was rotten of me!

Just go. You can't miss your shift.

We'll do the waiting.

You guys are the best. [kisses]

As soon as my shift ends,

I'll come back and wait with you.

Jeez, what now?

The clerk's asking everyone

which cover of the book they want.

Don't we have until midnight?

I was so moved by your song, I'm releasing it early.

[chuckles]

What? Why?

This store is my older sister Vicky's.

She tricked me and my younger sister

into manning the sale.

It goes all the way to the top.

Do you know which cover Terri would want?

Not a clue.

[sighs] Hold my spot. I'll go find out.

[pants]

Terri, which cover of The Tightrope Walker's Wife

do you want?

Hmm. I'd have to see them in person.

Mind the counter. BRB.

Oh. Oh.

One slice of cheese, please.

Barry! What are you doing here?

I'm hungry.

Also, the line started moving,

so Terri said I should help cover her shift.

Hello. You kids working here?

Yes, sir. Can I get you a slice?

No, I'm actually the, uh...

cash register inspector.

[both] Oh.

Yeah, uh, I'm gonna need to look at your cash register.

Oh, by all means.

Oh, no serial number.

Can't legally operate a cash register

without a serial number.

[both] Oh, no.

Hey, don't worry.

I'll just take this out to my cash register repair van

- and add the number. - [sighs]

[both] Thank you so much.

- Whew! - Wow, that was close.

What are you kids doing here? Where's my cash register?

Oh, it's being fixed.

The cash register inspector took it to his van.

The who?

[both] The cash register inspector.

You got tricked!

[gasps] He was a fake cash register inspector?

No, there's no such thing as a cash register inspector!

Oh...

Oh... Yeah, we didn't know that.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. That makes sense.

Where's Terri?

[pants] Right here!

Terri, you're fired.

So are these two fingerling potatoes.

You're a-- You're all fired.

They don't even work here. How can you fire them?

Oh, I... This is how.

Okay, here, fill out these applications.

I got to fire you. And si-- And the date.

Kiff, Barry, we heard you guys were selling pizza.

Cheese for me, please.

I stand with Kiff and Barry. Give me a pizza.

[♪ dramatic orchestral music playing]

[scoffs] Fine, you're hired. Now sell these pies!

[♪ lively Italian folk music playing]

Keep them coming, B!

We're gonna need more black olives!

Thank you.

More like "The Tightrope Walker's Slice,"

am I right?

[all laughing]

- [grunts] - Same!

- [♪ music slows down] - [whooshing]

[♪ music concludes]

Well, we broke my record for most pizzas sold in one shift.

I'm pretty impressed,

so I'm not gonna fire you little fingerlings after all.

Thanks, guys.

- Buy you dinner? - [♪ cheerful music plays]

" 'How do you think I feel when you're up there dangling?

I don't care about the glory,' she said.

'I want a husband who's on the ground.' "

[both] We're hanging with Terri.

[chuckles]