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- [♪ upbeat theme music playing]
- ♪ Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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- ♪ Kiff! ♪
- [♪ theme music concludes]
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- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
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[both laughing]
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[narrator 1] Brought to you by
Cindy's Spinning Desktop Globes.
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See the world.
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[clock ticking]
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Five minutes, everyone.
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[chuckling]
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[chuckles]
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Whoa.
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[♪ curious downbeat music
playing]
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[slurps]
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- [♪ music concludes]
- [clears throat]
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You... want us to stop?
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No, I want you to guard
this awesome tower
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while we all go find
more kids to add more stuff.
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[♪ intriguing chiming]
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[knocking at door]
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Oh, wow, that was incredible.
So high.
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Next!
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[♪ intriguing percussive music
playing]
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Well, this will stack okay,
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but how's someone gonna
stack something on top?
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What are you thinking?
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Get out.
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Next!
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Hmm. Pretty good weight,
nooks and crannies.
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What do you think, Trev?
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Looks good.
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Congrats. Now Barry's gonna
do a quick nerves test.
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Hey. Got a steady hand, Junior?
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[♪ music stops]
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Sorry. I'm nervous.
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Aw, don't be nervous.
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- Just get out.
- Go take a walk
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in the playground,
do some breathing exercises.
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Come back when you're ready.
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- [Kiff] Next!
- [flute whistles]
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- [Barry] It's a high-schooler.
- Danny Wibbon.
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Be cool.
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I got it from the sports field.
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All right, this is what
I'm talking about, people.
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Look at this. It's soft, light.
It's relatively square.
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Born to stack.
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Can Barry check your hands?
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Rock solid.
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I did it.
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[crowd applauds]
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- [♪ suspense stringer]
- Golf clap, everyone.
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[applaud quietly]
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- [items creaking]
- [quietly] More stuff.
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[inaudible]
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[♪ upbeat electronic music
playing]
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[applauding]
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[birds chirping]
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[♪ upbeat music concludes]
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What's going on?
Why did we stop?
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Tower's done, Trev.
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It's at the ceiling.
We can't go any higher.
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But we must.
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I am sorry, everyone.
I was just informed
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about this here tower,
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and I'll have you know that,
as your principal,
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- my feathers are ruffled!
- [♪ grave music playing]
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Principal Secretary,
we can explain.
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[groans] Ruffled!
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That nobody invited me
to add my stapler to the tower.
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- [♪ music concludes]
- That's because...
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we were saving your stapler
to be at the very top.
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Oh.
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But we've hit the ceiling.
The tower can't go any higher.
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Unless you can move
the ceiling, somehow.
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Hmm.
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All set.
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No maps for these territories.
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[♪ inspiring
string music playing]
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- How you doing, Trev?
- How you holding up?
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This is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
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Keep going.
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We're gonna need more items, people.
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But the school
doesn't have any more.
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You know, I hate to name-drop,
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but the Fred Shepherd
of Table Town News
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happens to be
a former student of mine.
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- Oh, what are you thinking, PS?
- Well,
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- I have an old email of Fred's.
- [keypad beeping]
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Perhaps I should maybe--
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Hi, is this Fred Shepherd
from Table Town News?
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Big story happening
down here at school.
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Okay, see you soon.
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Oh, sorry.
We-- We know him, too.
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[♪ dramatic jingle plays]
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Folks, there's something
going on down here
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at Table Town School,
nothing short of miraculous.
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Students have been stacking
small items on top
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of a fellow student's head,
and let's take a look.
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Now, I understand you two are
the gatekeepers, if you will.
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That's right, Fred.
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Approving the items
before they can be stacked?
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Correct, Fred.
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And, uh, how would,
let's say, old Fred's, uh,
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trademark microphone stack up?
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Would that get approved?
[chuckles]
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- You think that would stack?
- You have to unplug it.
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No, I'm not ac--
That was just a...
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fun hypothetical--
Now, let's meet the young fellow
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at the bottom
of the pile, so to speak.
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How are you doing down there?
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Hi, Fred.
It's an honor to speak with you.
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Well, my producer is telling me
that your name is Trevor.
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Yeah, that's right.
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So, if you'll forgive me,
one could call this
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the Tower on Trevor,
so to speak.
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[all laughing]
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[laughs]
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Please don't make me laugh,
Fred.
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Fair enough, young fella.
Now, I have a question, here,
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that I think a lot
of our viewers are wondering.
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What happens
when you have to pee?
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I guess
I hadn't thought of that.
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Maybe I'll just...
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never pee again.
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Well, uh, I don't know
if that's how that works, but,
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uh, uh, let's talk about
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some of the other items
you have on top of you.
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- I see a, uh...
- [♪ suspenseful music playing]
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Kiff, I'm worried about Trevor.
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Me too.
That's why I turned you around.
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[Barry] A person can't just
not pee, right?
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- Oh, just great stuff.
- Yeah.
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I want this to be
the lead story at five.
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Fred said this was gonna be
the lead story at five.
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Trevor, listen, we were thinking
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maybe it's time to...
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walk away from the tower.
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A person can't just not pee.
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I understand.
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Thank you for bringing this
to my attention.
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Unrelated, Miss Deer Teacher,
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may I have a word
with you in private?
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Did you see that these two...
[whispers indistinctly]
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You're both fired
from the tower team.
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- [♪ dramatic sting]
- [both] What?
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Smart, Trevor. Real smart.
Good luck with not peeing, man.
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Barry, we gotta go back in there
and talk sense to him.
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Okay, but how do we get in?
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- [♪ intriguing music playing]
- What if we don't get in,
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- we get dow--
- Just tell me what your plan is.
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Thanks for helping us, Sweeps.
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I've always hated this skylight.
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Sweepy just tiled this roof,
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and now we're poking
holes in it? [growls]
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Oh, Sweepy's mad. Sweepy's
uncharacteristically mad.
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Well, my producer is telling me
that your name is Trevor.
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[Trevor on TV]
Yeah, that's right.
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[Fred on TV]
So, if you'll forgive me...
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Who's that? Identify yourselves.
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I'll scream.
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No, wait. Hear us out.
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Oh, it's you two.
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Please, Trev, you know us.
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We were there at the beginning.
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I put my pencil right there.
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- [♪ gentle music playing]
- [Barry] And that's my eraser.
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I'll hear you out.
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All beautiful things in life
are fleeting.
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Anything that has true value
is ephemeral.
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Remember that summer night
when we saw those fireworks
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and we were sad
that our phones had died?
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Remember what you said?
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[inhales, sighs]
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I said it was a special
once-in-a-lifetime moment.
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[♪ music concludes]
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Okay. I'm ready
to end the tower.
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[both]
Yay, we got through to him!
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Well, I mean,
all that ephemeral stuff, sure,
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but also,
I really do have to pee.
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[both] Oh.
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[♪ dramatic instrumental music
playing]
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- No!
- [gasps]
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[♪ music intensifies]
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[gasps]
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[distant rumbling]
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[♪ ethereal instrumental music
playing]
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[steady, eerie breathing]
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[mystical echoing voice]
Thank you, Creator.
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You have given me life.
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You're welcome.
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Who... who are you?
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I can't remember
what I was before this moment,
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but now I am alive
and everything is beautiful.
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I can feel the breeze
on my face.
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The same breeze that rustles
the slender branches
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of yonder willow tree.
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I can smell pizza muffins
baking in the cafeteria.
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And although I have never
tasted a pizza muffin,
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I can tell by the aroma
they are delicious,
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but also a little doughy.
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[camera clicks]
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Thank you, Creator.
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I am now going to explore
this beautiful world
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for as long as I can.
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Goodbye.
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[♪ ethereal instrumental music
continues]
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Bye.
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[♪ ethereal music peaks]
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- [♪ music stops abruptly]
- Oh, my stapler.
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