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Daddy, I don't know how to do it…
How come, Princess? Little by little, come on, try it…
That's it! Downward.
-Daddy, I got dirty… -It's okay, honey, we'll wash it.
-Do you want to film me? -Yes.
We're almost there and Princess Sofia's Castle is ready.
Up, down.
What did Daddy tell you? Calm and patience solve everything.
Ah, God damn it!
Oh, God!
See, Daddy, what about patience and calm?
Oh, is that how you play it?
You, little scrub! Little scrub, I dare you!
I will paint you, I will…
Where are you running to? Come here.
Come here.
I will paint you
and I'll turn you into a pink piglet! Come here!
Where are you running to?
Eight things to do before finishing high school:
First:
A risky adventure to make my blood pump.
Second:
Weed.
Yeah, I know…
but if I don't do it now in high school, then when?
Three: Argue with a teacher.
I want to argue with an authority and win.
Four: Sport.
Because… to be honest,
I grew a bit of a muffin top.
And five…
I'm not so sure I should tell you about it.
Five: Sex.
I must do it before I finish high school. It's mandatory.
Six:
Go to an event I wouldn't normally go to.
Seven:
Overcoming my fear of heights.
And eight…
A boyfriend.
I just want to have someone close…
What do you think?
Will I have time for everything?
Sofia, you are already late. You should have left ten minutes ago!
Yes!
Kisses, Daddy!
Don't forget to eat!
Okay. Bye!
Mom!
Dad!
Mrs. Gina!
Please, give me 10 lei to buy myself some lunch.
I left you 16lei!
You missed a super match last night. We scored ten headshots against the Irish.
I'll buy you a beer to forgive me.
You've struck gold?!
Not yet, but I'll have some when the website is done.
I can buy you two beers with 500 euro, don't you think so?
Three beers. Three fucking beers! You never count me in!
How's the band doing? Hugs, bro!
You haven't showed up for rehearsals lately.
I've been busy.
I got a plan. Look!
-What's this? -It's exactly what's written there:
Things "to do" before I finish high school.
Eight… Why not ten?
So that we confuse SEO.
Get out of here! I don't think you're up for it.
I'll show you who's boss!
Sofia…
these things happen, man, you don't plan them.
…#perfectday looks like for me in high school.
Now, we are in the hallway going to the English class.
Come with me!
Yeah, Bubu! You know him.
-But, we don't have classes together. -You are accompanying me.
-What class do you have? -Romanian literature.
The poem "Lead" is made up of two quatrains, each signifying a side of life.
The first stanza contains elements of a closed world.
Words like coffin and grave, become symbols of loneliness and isolation
in a suffocating, oppressive space.
The lead coffins were deep in sleep.
The verb "to sleep" is used in the past tense
to suggest the continuity, the endurance of this anguish over time.
Fuck it!
Miss Iosif,
if you're bored with the Romanian language and literature course,
please, feel free to leave the room.
What difference does one more leave of absence or an F make
before the baccalaureate exam?
I'm sorry, Bacovia makes me depressed.
Miss Iosif, your nerve is going to help you a lot in life,
but I guarantee your depression will only get worse
if you fail the baccalaureate exam.
Please hand me your phone.
It'll sit on my desk until the end of the class.
Know that all my efforts over the years have been for your benefit only.
Come on, Matei! What the fuck are you doing? Hurry up please!
-Just a second. I'll be right with you. -Come on, the match has already started.
OMG, they're ahead of us.
-Go, go, boy! -At the back, near the boxes in the back.
-Where? I don't see him! -He's coming behind me. Headshot!
-That's it! I saw him, I'm coming. -Died… I just died!
He's coming through the palace.
Let's go, boys! I'm behind them.
Tomita take over!
-I got three! -All of us will get him down.
Watch the computer and pay attention!
Faster, faster!
-Three… two… one… -I see him! I got him!
We did it! Good job, boys!
Great work, bosses! Good.
I brought you some snacks in case you get hungry later.
I'll clean this up and bring some cheese pastries.
THE ENVELOPE HAS ARRIVED.
All right. Thanks a lot, Mom!
So I'll upload these on YouTube and we'll play nice tonight.
Matei, you're the coolest!
I love you! Let's go, guys!
Sorry, guys, I gotta go!
Oh, come on, Sofi!
The house needs to be consolidated, it is endangered,
so I'll spend double the amount to make it functional.
Do you get me?
I do, Mr. Vlad… But money is not our problem.
As I said on the phone,
this house has far too much sentimental value.
I get it, but this house will crumble during the next earthquake.
That's why I think you should take up my offer.
I'll see if we can offer you more money, but…
-Hello! -Hello, Sofia!
This is Mr. Vlad, real estate developer.
Thank you for the offer, but we are not considering selling for now.
I understand, I'll discuss with my partners and…
we'll come up with a new offer. Have a nice day!
I hope this is a joke. How could we sell the house?
Sofia, we can no longer afford the maintenance and the bills…
We're still in debt to the gas company from last winter.
Not the gas debts again! You really are something!
-The envelope! -Oh, fuck… the envelope.
Dear Ms. Iosif, I am delighted to inform you that… your application…
Has been approved. Yey! I am admitted!
Good job, kitten! That's great!
Fifteen thousand euro per year,
plus accommodation, meals, allowance.
Three years, that's at least 75,000 euro.
There's no way I can get such a loan!
To hell with it! I'll sell the house and move into an apartment.
Yeah!
Let's talk tomorrow.
Okay. Bye-bye!
Here we are in the Royal Palace project room
where Princess Sofia is working on a secret project, a magic castle.
I can't wait to see this castle built.
Why is the Princess upset?
Hey, Sofi, I just thought of you! I'd like to talk to you for a moment.
Alone. Are you in?
Wow, Alex messaged me, I can't believe it!
What does he want?
TO SEE ME… ALONE!
Make sure you don't get played, or… something else.
YEAH, SURE.
Not here.
Tomorrow at 10:30, in the smokers' corner, and we'll talk face-to-face.
Yes!
Girl, why didn't you like my story last night?
Girl, can't you see she is busy…
You don't like it?
-Have you seen it? -Of course.
Did you like my make up?
Hi, Sofia! I am so glad you came.
-Do you know the girls? -By sight.
Do you smoke? Do you want a cigarette? There you go!
I caught a cold and that's why…
Oh, yeah. Naturally.
Here's why I called you.
I have some pretty strong connections at the ministry.
Well, Dad is…
Anyway,
I could get the topics for the baccalaureate exam.
And we thought… we could sell them.
-Make some money. -Is that possible?
Yes, I know someone who made 200,000 euro.
-I know someone. -Well, she knows someone.
And… how do you want to sell them?
Online. And that's where you come in.
As far as I know, you're the best in online.
From the entire school.
Sorry, I can't help you.
Wait, at least hear me out.
Look!
The deal is very simple.
I handle the test subjects, Amalia, the clients and you, the online.
We publish them, sell them and split the money in three.
Isn't it a bit risky?
It is a little, but after all, no risk, no gain, right?
True.
-Okay, Bubu. -Bye!
At least promise me you'll think about it, please.
Yes.
-Promise? -Yes.
I would mind it…
if you said no.
See you later.
-Bye! -Bye!
Through the legs, bacon!
Bacon is what your mom fills your sandwiches with.
Better than filling the space between her legs, like your mom.
What is the bus station doing?
Shooting balls! So, what did Alex say?
They want to sell the baccalaureate exam topics online.
How so?
What are you doing? Man, you call this shooting the ball?
You need to train some more.
I'm busy training with your mom. And she lets me play with her balloons too.
You, fucking sausage, you're jealous! Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.
I'll be right back, guys.
That's what your mother told me last night.
-Nice colleagues, you've got! -They're cool.
-Yet we still poke fun at each other. -Be chill!
Anyway, about Alex, I say you send him and Amalia to hell.
Let them sell their topics alone.
Yeah, I feel the same.
But they say we could make serious cash out of here.
Even 200,000 euro.
-You're kidding, right? -No.
-Sofia, that's a lot of money! -Yup!
-What do you say? -Hello, Tomita!
-Hi, Luci! -Hey!
I wanted to invite you to the high school theatre group event.
It's going to be a theatre and contemporary dance show
and I would be very happy if you came.
-Thanks, Luci! -Hello, Luci!
-If both of you would come. -Thanks.
Thanks, Luci.
I'll check my schedule and let you know, okay?
Okay, you let me know. Super! Perfect!
-Text me on Facebook if you'll be there. -Okay. Facebook!
-Or I'll give you my number. -No, it's okay, Facebook it is.
-Okay, fine. -Okay, fine.
-Super! -Super!
Bye.
-Bye. -Bye, Luci.
You got groupies, man!
She's nuts. Why did she give me two flyers?
In case you lose one of them.
Why write to her on Facebook?
I mean who uses Facebook these days, our parents, the housewives?
Come on, man, at least break the ice with her!
That's what Alex says about you.
Better give me an idea on how to turn him down.
Sofia, the right question is: do you really want to say no?
Until then I'm going to show them how to play football.
Kiss, kiss!
Wait! What do I do with these?
In case you lose one of them. By the way, your shoelace is untied.
-C'mon, guys, I'm back! -Wait for your mother to leave first.
TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
I really don't get why you don't like her.
You know we can we make a lot more money online?
And anyway, she doesn't have any friends, doesn't talk to anyone…
I mean, if we want to, we can play her anyway we want.
Okay, baby, whichever way you want.
Let's have some coffee!
-Amalia! -Fuck!
-Do you want me to come? -You can't run away now! Come on!
-Hello, Daddy! -How are you, my little girl?
Why aren't you in school?
We finished earlier today. I told you yesterday about it.
You already forgot?
Why aren't you home studying?
I see you run around stores and spend my money on shoes?
No. Daddy, it was a sale. We'll have a mocaccino and then go study.
Didn't I tell you to cool it with the thug life?
-Mr. Aldea! -Shut up!
You should kiss my daughter's feet because I hired you at the club.
-Never mind that you two are fucking. -Daddy!
Amalia, you are 18, you're vaxxed… It's your life, your responsibility!
But mark my words.
If she does not pass the final exams, I'll destroy you!
It will be all your fault. Do you understand?
Shut up! Just nod 'cause I don't want to hear your voice again.
God forbid she does not pass the exam!
Alex, please, get me that coffee.
You decided to cause problems for me now?
In the middle of the elections.
You never trust me.
If I promised I'd pass the baccalaureate, then I would. It's a lousy exam.
Who doesn't pass the baccalaureate exam?
And I'll go to college afterwards. Just like you want it.
If you pass…
Daddy will buy you a Porsche Cayenne.
-A red one? -Red.
I love you, I love you, I love you!
-I love you as the whole country. -I love you as the whole planet.
I love you as much as… 70 planets.
I love you as much as five times infinity.
I love you as much as… just a minute…
Yes, Mr. President, may you live long for we need you.
We discussed this. We have Vaslui.
Fuck you!
OMG, what did you say, man?
I'm hungry!
Where's Dad?
He swapped shifts with a colleague.
He said he won't make it.
He could have said it to me too!
Well, he is angry at you.
What are you cooking?
-Pizza? -Yey!
Give it to me!
Hey, what the fuck?
Shut up!
Check this out:
I have been waiting so long for this soundtrack to come out. Listen!
Hans Zimmer again?! It's such a bore!
Hey, don't be a fool, he's God!
Look at me!
One day I'll have my own recording studio, I'll make music like him
and you won't be eating frozen pizza anymore.
Yeah. Right!
Come on with that pizza. When will it be ready?
HIGH SCHOOL BUCKET LIST: 4. SPORT.
3. WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH A TEACHER.
I couldn't even tick this one off!
Yo, cousin! Come here!
Cousin, can't you hear me?
-Pay attention when I speak, yeah? -Tell me, boss, what is it?
Check it out, my girl…
Look: she's hot! She's a model.
-Great for you! -Thank you!
She wants to bend her ass on some "manele" music.
Play some Tzanca or something. C'mon!
We don't play "manele" here.
Come on, Cousin, it's not for free.
Play that one from Electric Castle. The one with "I would give my days away!"
Come on, play it!
Don't you get it? We don't play "manele"!
If your chick wants "manele," go elsewhere!
Cousin, I spoke nicely to you.
If my girl wants "manele," that's what she gets.
-Bro, leave me alone, get outta here. -Do you want me to break your skull?
I have a plan for your business.
See you tomorrow after classes. At 3 p.m. on the steps. Okay?
HIGH SCHOOL BUCKET LIST: 1. A RISKY ADVENTURE.
Good evening!
It will be good when at least a week passes without you getting into trouble.
That's life, Dad!
Full of troubles.
-You'll be picking up Edi tommorow. -Again?
I work the day shift. I can't change it.
I can't, I have something to do.
You'll take him.
How can I take him with me?! I can't.
You'll find a solution.
Cheers!
Can I smoke some?
What are you talking about. How old are you?
-Yeah, well, but when did you start? -Excuse me!
-Hi. -Hi.
What is he doing here?
He came up with the plan.
Well, wait a minute. That's not how we agreed.
I'll bring the subjects, Amalia the clients and you the "online" part.
-What about you? -Well, who is going to promote you online?
-Yo mama! -You need an influencer.
We need yo mama!
Just to know, my last stream had over 75,000 unique views.
-Yo mama makes more than 75 000 views. -Unique views!
I'm not an Instagram influencer.
Today we have over seven million unique YouTube users.
And if we examine the target audience,
i.e., people taking the baccalaureate exam this year,
we'll see that YouTube is much more relevant than Instagram,
where the average age is 20+.
And on top of that the algorithms are different.
You go viral a lot faster
if you post on a social network that caters to the user needs,
such as YouTube or Twitch, but I won't tell you so much about it,
I think they got it… It's okay.
Well, then…
If you want to work with me, you'll take Tomita… and his mama too.
Okay.
If the plan is right, we divide the money by four.
-What about me? -You, shut up.
Let's hear that plan already.
Pay attention.
Here are the facts: we supply the exam topics
and it's obvious there is a demand.
The only problem is that we can't simply say that we have the topics.
Because we'll get our arse kicked the next second.
But what we can do is set up a crowdfunding campaign.
Do you want us to sell the topics on Kickstarter?
Nope.
We make our very own Kickstarter.
With Black Jack and Hookers.
-It's a meme… -It's okay.
Anyway…
We're not selling the topics randomly,
but integrate them in a digital booklet.
Got it?
Sofia's going to set up a site.
There we'll be raising funds to publish a digital booklet
with tips&tricks to pass the baccalaureate exam.
Ready.
100 tips to pass the Baccalaureate Exam!
Actually, those tips will be the exam topics.
By the way, if there are people who want to 100% pass the baccalaureate exam
follow this link.
I'll stream it.
You tell your friends and we'll get customers for sure.
Cool!
Promotion is not a problem. We'll do it. But how do we raise the money?
Just like on Kickstarter.
There will be a counter and a few days before the exam,
we publish the topics.
And how much will this "booklet" cost?
Ten euro. That's almost nothing.
Let me explain!
Every year around 120,000 students are taking the exam.
If one out of ten pays ten euro, this adds up to 120,000 euro.
Divided by four, that's 30,000 euro each.
Okay.
How can you be so sure they will pay ten euro?
Well, wouldn't you pay ten euro for the exam topics?
Yes! I'd pay even more if I were sure I had them.
And we aren't sure we'll have them?
We are. That's not what I meant.
We will have the topics, I mean something else…
Like a promise.
I mean you promise a kid that you give him the topics and he pays ten Euro.
And how does he know we won't take his money and run?
I say we ask for more.
Twenty euro?
This is what we have to say to everybody:
Okay, normally you'd think is a scam.
But what if it's not a scam?
You'll get upset that you haven't paid 20 euro for the exam topics, won't you?
Pure psychology! It's going to work. And that would mean 60,000 euro each.
Okay. And after they buy the topics,
where does all the money go?
Bitcoin!
The simplest method: Crypto!
No need for anything else!
But… isn't it too complicated?
Not at all. When I turned 18, my father opened up several accounts for me…
including an offshore one in Cyprus and a crypto wallet.
I think I still have a few more Bitcoin on it.
Wow, Amalia!
Okay, I understand your father's needs,
but why did he open an offshore account for you?
And how does the money get on the stick?
Money is transferred via any smart ATM directly to my Bitcoin wallet address.
Simple and untraceable by the authorities.
Yes, or Sofia makes an API on our website and you can pay directly by card.
Your "meme" is melting.
Okay, we transfer the money to Amalia's Bitcoin account,
we collect as much as we can,
and then we divide the amount collected by four.
We put it on four sticks.
Everyone takes his own stick home and that's it.
Okay. We publish the "booklet" two days prior to the exam?
That's up to you and when you get the exams' topics.
Do not worry. Before the exam, we upload them into a document
and email them so that everyone has time to "study."
Okay, sounds like a plan. Shall we start?
I'm in! Bro, I'm in!
C'mon, Edi!
-Bye, Edi! -Bye…
Let's go!
Hello, Romania! Hello, Bucharest!
Here's your Tomita who has prepared a short Overwatch video for you.
Bosses, the new season is out
and I thought it'd be cool to briefly review the new Battle Pass.
Let's see what cool skins they've prepared for us.
And don't forget: like, share, subscribe!
Let's get started!
Finally, we have more legendary items. It was a long wait!
By the way, while we're still talking about our "wish lists,"
I'm sure many of you are taking the baccalaureate exam this year
or you know someone who is taking it
or you know someone who knows someone who's taking it.
Whatever!
Check out this link and swipe your card.
Tomita guarantees you it's not bullshit
and that you will get a mega surprise in your inbox 48 hours before the exam.
BacToPass.ro
It's gonna work out!
It has to work!
Fuck History 101!
What's our status?
It's fucking good!
Five thousand something so far.
Are you crazy?
Yeah, Tomita did some streaming yesterday and the sales went up.
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm okay.
C'mon, tell me what's wrong.
Nothing! Really.
I really don't believe you.
C'mon, Sofia, tell me what it is.
Nothing. Really.
Fine, then I'll make some cheat sheets for History.
Romania and the Holocaust.
I was admitted to a super cool university in Switzerland.
Programming, AI, these types of things…
Congratulations! Is that why you are upset?
It's expensive. A lot of money…
And my mom is in debt, so…
she's selling the house.
And…
It's the house my great-grandparents built.
Family legacy.
And she's selling it because of me.
That sucks!
Look! I don't really give advice.
But now I will tell you something from the depths of eastern wisdom.
Listen!
The past
happened… yesterday!
Tomorrow
is a mystery.
And the present
is a gift.
That's why we call it "present."
Present.
Did you get it?
What philosopher inspired you?
Kung Fu Panda.
-Cool movie! What else can I say? -It's brilliant.
I must have seen it five times and listened to it over one hundred times.
What do you mean you listened to it?
The soundtrack. Hans Zimmer!
Hans Zimmer? God of Music!
Yeah, I also like Star Wars.
Hans Zimmer didn't score Star Wars.
I know. I meant the similar one…
Star Trek.
-No. -Stardust.
-No. -Star Gate.
No. It's with an "I."
Star I?!
-Ah… Interstellar. -Yes!
-The one with Matthew McConnaughey. -Yes.
Oh, I loved that movie, too. I didn't know you liked movie soundtracks.
Honestly, neither did I.
Baby, did you know Sofia also likes movie soundtracks?
And the sales are going great.
5,500 just now.
Euro.
Bubu, tonight we are going to Clarissa's party. Right?
I should babysit Edi tonight.
Then I should tell Daddy about your fight at the club.
When are you picking me up?
Good boy!
Hey boss, can you hear me? Hey, bro!
Hi man! Hey! How are you? Check this out.
I have a super deal for you.
I have a mega cool surprise for you.
I have a mega deal for you. If you help me, it's gonna be great for us.
It's more of a deal. I'm sending a link right now.
All you have to do is to stream about it.
I'm sending you the link right now.
It's a mega combo and if you stream it, you get it for free.
Thanks, mom! And if you want you can do a giveaway.
You inform your followers and I'll give you the link for each winner.
That's how you get new subscribers. What do you think?
Cool? Super! Good!
Let's do it! It's great for both of us. Thanks a lot!
All right, here we go, boss! Yeah, bro, of course!
Yeah man, let's do it!
It has to work!
BacToPass.ro
Good job!
-Denisa, what the fuck are you doing? -What?
Take your fingers out from your hair. You look like a cam girl.
As I was saying,
only 20 Euro and two days before the exams you receive the topics in your inbox.
Only 20 euro?!
Bitch, that's brilliant!
I'll buy them too.
I'll talk to my cousin. She's in for sure.
And her colleagues.
I am sending you the link right now.
Girl!
I'll break your nails off! And not just the tips, but straight off your fingers!
And I'll stick them in your pussy to teach you a lesson!
And spit out that chewing gum! We're not in the 2000s anymore!
She just told you to stop a second ago!
Bubu, I talked to Denisa
and we're going to her 18th birthday party the day after tomorrow.
Baby, check this out:
Tomita started streaming and we've reached over 30,000!
WE'VE REACHED 32,000 EURO!
Amalia!
My friend, can't you see this seat is taken? Are you looking for trouble?
My friend, this seat is taken for about one and a half years. Let's go!
C'mon, Bubu! We're just playin'.
Sorry, bro.
Baby, excuse me for a sec.
Shame on you!
On me?
I mean, you almost got down to business with him and still I should be ashamed?
What the fuck are you so jealous about?
Weren't you rubbing yourself all over those girls?
Listen: if I want to fuck him, I'll fuck him!
-This is how things work between us! -Yes, but…
No "yes, but…"! Don't forget who got you that nice job that puts food on the table.
If it wasn't for me, you'd still be washing car windows downtown.
Do you know Andrei is the son of one of my dad's party colleagues?
And you just beat him up!
Who did I beat? The party?
Don't play dumb with me, okay?
Do you know what I will have to put up with when Dad finds out tomorrow?
No, you don't know. You don't think anything out!
-Yes, Daddy? -Where are you, girl?
It's 2:00 a.m. Don't you have school tomorrow?
I am at Clarissa's 18th birthday party. I told you about it.
On a weeknight?
Did I give you permission to go there?
What kind of party is held on a Thursday?
Daddy, the thing is that…
The thing is, I want you to go outside. Gigi will pick you up in ten minutes.
No, we have no speed. We're like a snail with broken legs.
Don't be stupid.
I know the snail has no legs.
It was a metaphor.
Sit down!
Why would you sit down?
Did I tell you to sit down?
When?
Don't fuck up my mojo!
Do you have something to say?
No.
Yes.
For example, you could tell me, why you got an F on your last Math test?
Or why you have skipped class 8 times at Romanian lit?
Are these no longer exam subjects?
Has something changed and I didn't find out?
No.
Should I remind you what a shitty mark you got for the gymnasium final exam?
And that I had to put in a good word at the ministry
so that they expanded the headcount in your high school by three more classes.
Ninety seats.
You and 89 other fools…
were admitted here and enjoyed this nice high school
due to my interventions.
And what do you do, punk?
Do you think I like being in politics?
I like sitting in Parliament next to those imbeciles?
But, I do it.
And everything I do, I do for you.
So that you can be okay.
I want you to succeed where I couldn't.
Where exactly?
Anywhere.
I want you to be the first woman president of Romania.
Baby, you can do it!
I don't want you to be like your mother: all day yoga and coffee!
It's all ready for you!
But the first thing you need to do is to pass the exam.
Okay, Dad, I will pass!
I love you as much as the whole country.
I love you as much as the whole planet.
I love you as much as the whole Universe.
I love you ten times infinity.
Maybe I should make it clearer.
THE TOPICS OF THE BACCALAUREATE EXAMS.
Wanna hang out?
Now I have a match with some Koreans.
TOMORROW AT 10 P.M. HERE:
Sofia.
Sofia.
I already have an alarm clock.
-Do you want to talk for a minute? -No.
Sofia, it's not okay to have this attitude.
What attitude?
I know how much this house thing is bothering you.
-I want us to agree on one thing. -Really?
On what thing?
Will you tone it down a bit?
I'm selling the house for you.
I don't want to talk about it. What don't you get it?
But I want to discuss this, Sofia.
Sofia, I cannot handle it anymore.
This house costs too much.
I fix something in the yard, something breaks on the roof.
I change a pipe, then the electric wiring breaks.
So many years have passed and we have to move on.
No! You want to move on!
You want to quit!
He didn't quit… even while being hospitalized.
You didn't even cry when he died.
Why didn't you cry?
Look, I am not like you and I won't give up. Neither on my dad nor the house.
Okay, thanks so much! A round of applause for DJ Skyllar!
And now the youngest participant in tonight's battle.
Make some noise for DJ Alex!
Alex.
We seem to have a problem with music.
Is the bass too loud?
I'll ask you again, is the bass too loud?
No problem. We continue the party with DJ Skyllar! Make some noooise!
Maybe you would do better with regular cigarettes.
I am happy you came.
I am surprised.
Yeah, well, it's not my type of event,
but I thought I'd check it off the bucket list.
OVERCOMING MY FEAR OF HEIGHTS.
You've caught me at the worst moment of my DJ life.
I don't know what the fuck DJ Skyllar did before me.
He fucked up all the shortcuts!
This happens when you don't work with your own equipment.
Wanna get out of here?
Let's go! I know a cool place.
C'mon!
Really?
Is this the cool place?
-Do you trust me? -No!
Follow me!
-Where are we going? -You'll see!
It's okay…
-Cheers! -Cheers!
BacToPass.ro
We are approaching the target.
55,000.
At least that is going smooth.
What will you do with the money?
I want to start… my own recording studio
and start scoring for movies.
Seriously, I don't want to do electro, techno anymore.
You saw I'm not very good at it, anyway.
-I think you're good at it. -Get out of here!
I'M WAITING FOR YOU…
COME QUICKLY!
I'M WITH EDI.
It sounds good!
Yeah.
I haven't performed in public for about… three years.
Basically… since Mom left.
Where did she go?
She just left home one day and then…
She went to buy some cigarettes.
I'm sorry!
Don't be.
She made me learn how to play the piano.
When I was a kid.
After that…
I can play the piano… a little.
Dad taught me.
Let's see!
Look what I can do!
Look what I can do!
Impressive.
All I can remember.
Thank you so much for tonight.
It was great!
One hundred K, boss! 100,000! We rock!
Mr. Spulber, who is behind this?
The authorities have begun investigating a scam that went viral online.
-Good morning, Daddy! -Good morning!
It's about an alleged digital booklet
comprising all the topics for the baccalaureate exams.
It can be purchased for 20 euro
and, according to the website, will be available 48 hours in advance.
The estimated value of the fraud is around 100,000 euro.
I am asking the parents to keep a close eye
on their children's Internet activity.
This so-called booklet of texts…
Fucking kids and their ideas!
No one can collect all the topics for the baccalaureate exam.
When I was your age, we simply cheated by copying.
But now, this Internet has everybody emancipated.
Even scams are no longer what they used to be.
Each topic is made by a different teacher.
You're right!
Subsequently they are centralised at the Ministry of Education
exactly 24 hours before the exams.
From here, the drawn versions are sent to evaluation centers…
Let's go.
I haven't finished my…
So no one can have all the topics 48 hours before the exams. Thank you!
Mr. Spulber, any info on who did this?
Speak, boy!
I really think we need to wait for Mom.
Where was she when you were fooling around online?
Good afternoon!
Good afternoon, ma'am!
Take a seat!
How are you, Tomita? Are you okay?
I brought some food. You must be starving.
Ma'am, we are conducting an investigation related to an Internet scam.
Is this yours?
Yes, I found out…
We have footage of Toma who, while streaming,
promoted the site where you can buy a booklet
with the baccalaureate exam topics.
I understand!
Since no one can have these topics,
we can charge him on account of fraud.
Offence punished by up to three years in prison, as per the law.
I understand.
Then, Mr. Tomita, I'm listening!
Please, give me a pen.
Here you go.
One moment, please.
Let's not rush into such intimidating statements.
What you're doing here can be considered abuse.
Let's see!
-Is my son the author of this booklet? -No.
Do you have any physical evidence of this?
No.
Ma'am, let's face reality for a moment.
Your boy talked about this booklet.
He knew about it.
That's true, but how did you find out about this site?
-From the Internet. -You see now!
How do you know that my son didn't find out from the same source.
He is also a victim of this scam.
Just like those who paid money for this so-called booklet.
Okay, young man, at least tell us how you found out about this booklet?
Tomita, please!
Ma'am, we just want to talk to all the kids who promoted this site.
I see. You're right…
Please show me the warrant
and let me know the name of the prosecutor in charge of this case.
It's not the case for now. These are only preliminary talks.
So you don't have a warrant?
We're working on it.
Then I don't understand what we're doing here,
when it's absolutely clear
that you neither have a warrant nor any serious evidence.
Or maybe I'm wrong
and this is not "abuse of office and power,"
but more of "incompetence in office."
-We'll find out at the trial. -There is no lawsuit. Don't worry.
I'm talking about a lawsuit. Your lawsuit!
In case your lawyers need to contact me before court.
Antonia Constantin of Constantin and Associates.
Tomita, let's go!
Are you sure he didn't spill anything?
Tomita does not spill.
I heard his mother was all over them and they got out right away.
Fuck! I told you we shouldn't be doing this!
They can't find us.
The big issue is that now no one will pay anymore.
That guy on TV made it clear that no one can get the topics.
Let's buy some beers for the news teams 'cause we got free advertising.
Shut up about your advertising!
C'mon, tell me what we're going to do!
If Tomita doesn't spill the beans, they cannot find us.
If Sofia said we can trust Tomita, I trust her.
Yes?
Yes.
And I should trust you?
You said it yourself:
The guy on TV said it was impossible to get the topics.
Tell me: How do you get them?
'Cause I didn't ask… I trusted you.
But now I don't know whether I can trust you or not.
-I will… -You'll what?!
I'll get them. You don't have to know everything!
Oh, yes, when the police come knocking, I want to know everything.
Tell me, how do you get topics?
You bragged that your father works at the ministry and you get them from him.
-Why are you laughing? -Shut up! He's stupid.
-No. What's so funny? -This…
This whole situation.
What are you doing?
Here's what's gonna happen.
Until you make it clear how you get the topics, I'll keep the money. Okay?
See these stick-drives?
As a living classic would say, one whom neither of you have heard of:
Here's your money!
I didn't get into this shit for the money.
I need the topics because otherwise I'll have very big problems at home.
-Amalia, listen… -No…
-Wait a second! -No!
You'll see the money when I see the topics. Clear, Bubu?
-Until then, don't call me again! -Wait a sec…
Oh, it was a quote from Băsescu (ex. president).
I know it's not the time…
But you can get hold of the topics, right?
Don't you see he can't?!
Dad works at the ministry, but he is a guard.
-Edi, c'mon… -Sorry, what?
What do you want?
At least she should know the truth.
She's nice, not like that bitch!
See you at home!
I'm sorry!
I wanted to tell you, but I didn't know how.
I'll come up with a solution. Okay?
I'll come up with a solution.
-What solution? -I will…
I'll talk to my father or…
I'll…
I'll go by myself at the ministry.
Sofia.
Look at me!
You're not losing your house because of me.
Okay?
Sofia.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
I don't know which way to go.
HIGH SCHOOL BUCKET LIST: 8. BOYFRIEND.
Hello, Mr. Vlad!
I wanted to ask how long does it take until you transfer the advance payment?
Two weeks?
No, it's perfect like that!
There'll be enough time to pay for my daughter's tuition fee.
I'm not giving up, Dad!
I'll find a way out.
Yes.
Hello, Mr. T! What's up, Sofia?
Oh, so much love! Will there be sex?
Oh, shut up!
-I was kidding… -Nevermind.
What was it like?
All good! They tried to get info from me.
But Mom put them in their place.
Good game, Tomita's mom!
After all, we got good advertising on TV, right? How are the sales going?
Very bad! Take a look.
No one else wants in…
once they made it clear there's no way we can have the exam topics.
-Cheer up! -Cheer up! Bullshit!
If I don't come up with the money soon, I'll lose the house.
I have an idea! I'll give you my share.
Of the sandwich?
No, not of my sandwich. My share of the money!
Wait, what?!
I'll give you my share of money.
Look, listen to me!
Even if we collect nothing else, we still have 100,000 euro.
Divided by four, it's 25,000 each.
If I give you my share, you make 50,000. It should be enough.
Yes…
-But I can't ask that from you. -You never asked, Sofia!
Look, I didn't see that money in my account anyway.
So what does it matter? You'd owe me one.
I like it better this way!
OK.
No sex, though!
No sex.
Hey!
Hello!
OK.
To begin with, it is impossible to get the baccalaureate exam topics.
I mean, if we had someone on the inside, working with the ministry,
then, yes, we could have gotten them the day before,
published the booklet, raised the money
and got rid of this shit.
Tomita!
Sorry.
Good.
I have another solution.
Two hundred k YouTube followers
didn't come just by snapping my fingers, did they?
So, the only thing we can do to save our asses
is to steal a version of the Romanian lit exam topics.
Then we upload it to the high school server,
to make it look like that version was drawn.
We print it, distribute it to the examiners and… that's it!
What do you mean "to look like it's been drawn"?
It has happened before due to human errors.
They printed out the wrong version of the exam topics.
Look!
And they didn't take the exam again?
No, there was no reason to.
They marked down the misprinted version.
They're not going to make all students retake the exam because of some assholes!
In our case it won't be because of some assholes,
but because of a little script that I will run on the high school server.
No!
Regardless of what they ask the printer to print,
the printer is going to print out our version of the topics and… that's it!
OK. Good.
And where do we get one of the versions of the exam topics?
We even have an option for this case!
Mr. Nutu, your own teacher!
God, I so hate that man!
I would've liked to tell him to fuck off all these years.
Your teacher knows a lot of people at the inspectorate.
They're all kissing his ass and pay him high fees for private tuition.
Everyone comes flocking to him because he writes up the exam topics.
He's one of those three, who conceive them,
and he writes one of the versions that can be drawn.
And, here is the solution:
We take the topics from him!
Right, and how do we do that?
If we ask him nicely, he'll hand them over to us?
C'mon, what the fuck.
Wouldn't it work with a bribe?
Have you enough money to pay him?
Doesn't Amalia have? On those sticks?
And we ask her nicely to give us the money, right?
-I can help you! -Luci?
What are you doing here?
I was rehearsing a text.
And where is it?
In my head. I know it by heart already.
And you were rehearsing in the bushes?
Yeah!
It helps me get to know the part better. The main part from the end of year show.
Speaking of the show.
I really wanted to ask you why you didn't accept my Facebook invite.
And you didn't confirm your seat…
Luci, what are you doing here? Are you following us?
Well, the truth is I am…
but I won't say anything to anyone.
Bro, you have my word!
-I know it's a bit shady. -A bit?
It's very shady!
But…
Put yourself in my shoes for a moment. I rehearse daily with the band,
I already know Shakespeare and Chekhov by heart.
I'm up to date on all the homework and extra essays for high school.
And I still have plenty of time left.
So I followed you one day and
then I got curious and came back the next few days.
And yes, there was more and more drama. You do realize I just couldn't let go.
If you can get past this, I can really help you.
This way I get to fill my time and it helps me with my part.
Listen, Luci? Wouldn't it be better if you went home and rehearsed for the part?
I just wanted to tell you that I can really help you.
I know, but help us from home!
-No, but I can really help you… -Go!
Nutu is giving me private tuition.
Bro!
Yeah, bro, so what? Is he letting you go through his drawers?
Come on, beat it! Please!
He's been tutoring me for over a year now.
I know his house like the palm of my hand.
I have direct access to the topics.
And what's in it for you? Bro?!
We have no money, bro!
Here's the deal!
I help you.
But you're coming with me to the theater one night.
And another night at a chamber concert.
And you dress up.
And you bring me flowers.
These things…
And I'm also getting even on Nutu because he failed me last year.
-You! -Yes, me!
Who has read and performed more than the whole school put together.
And now, so I can pass this year, I have to pay him for private tuition.
This is the deal!
That's it, little bro.
Yes, Luci, we're in!
And we're getting Tomita a suit and tie for the Athenaeum concert.
I can't.
I have an OverWatch tour.
When?
Yes, Luci, Tomita will accompany you to the theatre and the concert,
and anywhere else you want. Right, Tomita?
OK.
A realistic novel
recreating the atmosphere of pre-war Bucharest,
Otilia's Enigma follows the evolution of relationships between characters
amidst the expectation of a legacy
overestimated by some such as Tulea clan,
irrelevant to others such as Felix, Otilia, Pascalopol.
Shut up! We only hear you meow!
We cannot focus!
No!
Sir, excuse me! I got a little nausea.
May I go out on the terrace and get some air?
No, stay here, I have not finished the lesson.
And I told you to stop interrupting me, I forget where I leave off.
I think I'm gonna puke.
Are you pregnant?
Yes, it's yours! Congratulations!
Ok. Take a two-minute break.
And if you feel like puking, go to the bathroom! Don't make any mess around here!
Thank you very much!
The financial theme…
-Be careful, don't let Berlioz out! -OK.
The financial theme is supported by the main narrative threads
because most of the characters in the novel are defined
in relation to the social position
their wealth provides them.
Berlioz? Berlioz?
Sorry, I don't know when he slipped out.
Berlioz? Why are you out?
Why are you out?
Just stay inside for once.
-I told you not to let the cat out! -I don't know. It came…
Cut "the nausea" shit ! We need to finish the lesson!
But I really feel sick!
Stop eating at McDonald's.
I'll be right back with you.
Berlioz brings me nothing but trouble. Trouble, trouble.
Come on, ten more minutes and we're done for today, because I'm busy tonight.
-Come on, Luci, what's going on?! -Sorry!
What about the door?
Sorry!
-Did you puke? -No.
Pizza…
Luci, what did you do? The door is not closing!
Nothing. I don't know… It just doesn't close. That's how I found it.
-Where was I? -The financial theme!
I'll slap you!
Nutu is going to an event tonight so… you're free to have fun.
-Good evening! -Good evening!
I'm Tommy T, the best streamer.
I don't know if you…
-Evening! We're going at apartment… -Yes, go.
I don't know if you follow my YouTube channel, but…
We are live and 1,764 people are watching us now.
Pretty cool, right?
Come on, wave! Wave to the fans!
-Mister? -Gianni! Gianni Pulenko!
Gianni Pulenko… an unusual name, indeed.
To me it sounds… Ukrainian.
No, I'm from Gorj (Romania).
Then Gianni is short for Ionica?
-No, no, it comes from Georgica. -So, then, Georgica Pulenko?!
No, Georgica was a neighbour of mine.
A long time ago, he called me Gianni for the first time.
And what's your real name, first name, that is?
Alberto Decebal Gianni Pulenko.
Alberto Decebal Gianni Pulenko, people!
-A great name, indeed! -Yes.
I don't understand what you're doing here. Who are you looking for?
Mr. Alberto Decebal Gianni Pulenko pay attention!
As I said, we're live,
1,764 people are watching us
because I got a challenge from my brother, BGD.
He's also a streamer. You probably haven't heard of him, he only has 50K followers.
A "challenge"? What's that?
A dare. You know like "truth or dare"
that you used to play with chicks when you were a kid, right?
No, we used to play the spinning bottle.
Yes, that's right, that's good!
So! The challenge I got for tonight is this:
I have to drink a whole bag of beer with a guard.
Wow!
Who could be better suited for this than Mr. Alberto Decebal Gianni Pulenko?
I mean it sounds good… this "challenge" you say…
But I have to keep watch here.
Mr. Pulenko, watch this for a second!
Say hello to the fans once more!
I want to tell you…
Do you really think terrorists are coming tonight to bomb the building?
-Yeah, you are right! -We just sit around, have a beer, relax…
We laugh, make jokes, but we don't leave the premises.
-Right side over left side… -Yes.
Fuck.
Fuck this cat!
Cheers!
-Finished! -Hi, boys!
-Good evening! -Godspeed!
Okay, the challenge is over. It seems like you won.
Please, let's thank Gianni Pulenko, the guard for an awesome video.
And don't forget, if you liked it: like, share, subscribe and kisses!
Did it go all right?
It went all right. But I can't go anymore.
Kisses! Good evening!
Luci, how are you?
Hold him!
Sit down!
Sit him down… slowly…
Are you okay? What happened to him?
He drank like a fool!
What happened to you?
I am allergic to cats. You could have told me he had a cat!
Allergic to cats.
He likes the pussy shaved.
God, you are so stupid!
What?! What did I say?
It was just a meme. Am I not allowed?
Okay, never mind.
Do we have the topics, chiefs?
Caragiale.
Even I know how to solve this one.
-Only a retard wouldn't know how. -Yeah, right!
OK.
What now?
We post the topics online 48 hours before the exams take place.
And then push them with a script on the school server.
No, 48 hours is too much.
Not after all the scandal on TV.
-Let's say 24 hours before. -OK.
Anyway, it's bullshit since we don't know which version they'll draw.
It's important to have a version to pass on to Amalia and that Andrei.
And we go to high school to print it out.
Wait. What about the rest?
What about the rest?
The rest of those who paid online?
To hell with them!
And doesn't this look like a scam to you, guys?
Eh, scam!
We told them we give them 100 tips on how to pass the baccalaureate exam.
Big deal! I'll give them 100 tips, what the fuck!
Where will you get 100 tips from?
Chat GPT.
We either make it or we don't…
Are you okay?
I'll take you home.
Do you want to share an Uber?
You smell like pineapple.
You're taking him home, yeah?
Wanna have a beer?
Where?
Will do!
-Yes? -Yes.
Hey, colleague! Sorry! Can you please deliver two pizzas?
Here's the address.
My wife just gave birth.
Thank you very much! I owe you one.
Congratulations!
Wine? Straight? You have a whole pub here.
I don't have that much stock anymore.
I have some hard liquor I stole from Dad and that's about it.
Hold on.
What is it?
I can't.
Not yet…
Please don't be mad at me.
It's OK.
I should leave.
I need to work on the script.
Yeah.
Hey.
110,000 euro. It's not budging…
The script is ready, we just need to upload it to the server.
Sorry about tonight.
I missed this.
Andrei is not as good as you.
What?
Come on! What the fuck…
You think I don't know you're fucking that nerd?!
I just don't care.
Isn't that how things work between us?
Wherever we go, whoever we fuck with, this is where we come back to, right?
Right?
I'll take care of you now.
OMG, I thought you weren't coming.
Here's the topic for Romanian lit.
It's the version that will be drawn.
What about the rest?
It's Romanian only.
What?
What do you mean only for Romanian lit?
And how will I pass the other subjects?
This is all we have.
Yeah!
Last night you told me not to worry. I got it.
Pretty cool! A semi-screw-over, huh?
Last night?
He didn't tell you we were together?
That's why you didn't text me back? You were with this one?
You'd better shut up or you won't be getting any!
Amalia, we were talking about the Romanian lit topics, right?
Oh, little kitty…
Did you really think you had a chance with him?
I'm sure he was thinking about when I was sucking him off.
What you don't know is that this is how things work between us. We are more open.
Isn't that so, Bubu?
Is she right?
Bubu?
Amalia, we brought you the topics. Just give us the money.
Hold on, asshole!
You brought the topics just for one subject.
Well, the exam has…
Fucking three.
Very well.
Thirty-three percent, then. But only after the exam.
To make sure you don't pull anything stupid again.
I don't trust you anymore.
Anyway, I don't know how you could trust him so far. Let's go.
Was it for real… what she said?
You were with her last night?
Sofia, listen to me! Wait!
Daddy!
Daddy, stop, I got it! Stop it!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
All the best!
-Good luck! -Thank you.
Thank you, ma'am.
FORGIVE ME!
Sofia, are you okay?
Please leave me alone.
If you don't want to open the door, it's OK.
I'll wait here.
I think it will take more than messages, bro!
Since when are you so good with women?
I'm just saying…
Sofia is different than what I've seen in your collection.
So what?
So you need a different approach.
-Yes. -Hello, Mr. T.!
What's up, Sofia? You ready?
Ready for what?
To push the topics for Romanian lit?
I'm out.
How come?
-What about Alex? -I don't care anymore.
Come on, what did you expect from him?
Love and marriage?!
You're off to Switzerland. It wouldn't have worked anyway.
Then why risk my ass with these topics, huh?
Money! We raised 110 funcking K.
I've never seen that money in my account.
Wasn't that what you said?
C'mon…
Okay, look: at least we're gonna see Andrei beating up Alex.
-We're still get something, right? -Tomita!
Anyway, let's go!
Where to?
What do you mean? At the festivity.
I want to see Luci.
I don't feel like it.
You had a bucket list… with things to do in high school.
You forgot to put this one down?
I was waiting for this day for so long.
Hey, there's the Romanian lit teacher.
My dear alumni,
today is an unforgettable day for you.
Yeah, it's Tuesday!
This is the day you spread your wings and fly towards your future.
We fly to your mother, Teach!
Georgescu!
This is the day you leave your childhood behind.
It's the day you graduate from high school.
Well, at least some of you do.
C'mon, Teach!
Next up: an extremely solemn moment.
We shall listen to Gaudeamus Igitur.
No "manele"?
Play the one from Untold Festival!
Come on, Cosmin!
Cosmin!
Give me a sec…
Boy! Come on!
Your story begins one summer
We met near high school
I was smoking a cigarette
I was one of the worst guys on the block
I told you: "Don't be afraid Fear kills you. It will hurt"
I was just a child in a colourful world
A girl just like you wanted
I was a good student who ate everything off my plate
I used to dream of singing of being a star on stage
And everyday music was flowing through my veins
And I picked a place on the map to escape to every time we fought
I knew I could, I could do better than that
Even my dreams were telling me the same when I felt lonely on this earth
And if he tells you he doesn't care
that you're going nowhere because you're a loser
be careful not to fall for it
You are strong, smart and beautiful
Look what I can do!
Look what I can do!
I can do it!
And now I've shown youwhat I did!
I've shown youI made it to the top
I can become even more than that!
I'll swim even further in this sea and I'll show you!
Look what I can do!
Look what I can do!
Look what I can do!
I can do it!
Let's go home!
Dear children, the festivities are not over.
Children, a wonderful moment of contemporary dance is up next.
Listen.
Do you think he'll let me use this cover for an Overwatch stream.
I think it's great for headshots.
I'm sorry we never got to see you.
It's OK.
I think I was seen by the right one.
Will you call him?
I don't know.
You know, I finished the booklet.
What?
Isn't that what we decided?
We give everyone 100 tips to pass the baccalaureat exam.
Now it doesn't necessarily mean they are good tips, but they are tips.
Although for Physics and Chemistry, I really think I was quite inspired.
And… How do we get into the school?
At night everything is locked up.
The key to the prop room.
You'll give it back after the exam.
And a window of the server room looks like it's closed,
but a sexy streamer left it open.
You're so stupid!
And… the high school server no longer has a password.
I talked the informatics teacher
into letting us play a C.S. tournament on the last day of school,
and it was hard for him to keep coming back
to enter the password for any reset or error.
Are you sure we're doing this?
The script is ready. So, why not?
And…
Alex?
Let's see.
Hey.
Luci gave me the key to the prop room.
I will be there at 1am before the exam.
Do you want to come?
Come on! Tell me!
Sofia…
She wants to put the topics on the high school server.
If I stop her, Amalia will no longer pay us.
Sad. We stay poor.
You think that PlayStation popped up suddenly, next to the TV?
Or that the nice jacket you wear
you got from the nice girls at the mall for nothing?
Amalia doesn't really like your singing.
Do you like it?
Yeah, it's nice.
Sofia.
Look… What if we're doing something stupid?
I mean in relation to the topics.
There are still a few hours to go.
I know, but…
-Is it worth it? -Alex…
There's not much, but it's enough for you to start a Studio.
Let's say I don't need the studio anymore.
Alex.
I can make music like Hans Zimmer
even if I don't have expensive tools and a big studio.
Alex.
Sofia, just listen to me for a sec.
There are all sorts of software now.
I can make music at home, on my laptop, and get on with my life…
I don't want to get to Switzerland still a virgin!
HIGH SCHOOL BUCKET LIST: 7. OVERCOME MY FEAR OF HEIGHTS.
Hello, yes?
I didn't get the mail. I will.
We're not in a hurry.
Tell me, did the "protocole" arrive?
What T.C.P., dude?
Tell that to Google when they hire you.
Put some snacks aside for us, it's gonna be a long day today.
Okay, bye-bye!
Yes, I found it, it was in "Spam," yes!
I'll print topic number three, I'll be right back.
Bye-bye!
Topic number three was drawn! Caragiale.
I know, the script worked.
No, boss, the Caragiale topic was drawn for the entire country.
Even if your script failed, we would've made it.
Pure luck!
TAILOR SHOP
The results are in. Congratulations!
See you later?
Yes, sure. All of us.
Turn on the Tv!
Big trouble in the midst of the election for the Aldea family.
Amalia, the daughter of Senator Aldea,
disappointed her family after failing the baccalaureate exam.
Although she received an A for the Romanian lit exam,
she failed the History and Biology exams.
The surprise is even bigger…
You wanted a car.
Take the car.
Anything else, Daddy's girl?
Do you want this villa?
Do you want this house? Here, take it!
What else do you want?
You want money?
Here's money… to buy you dresses.
Sweaters.
Shoes.
-Lace panties. -That's enough, Daddy.
Do you want a nice holiday? Take it!
Is it enough for you? Anything else?
Daddy…
I love you as much as the whole country.
-No more boxes! -No more.
I'd like to stay here tonight.
-Alone? -Yes, I don't see any problem.
Do as you please.
-Call me if there's any problem. -Yeah.
I won't be long.
I heard you resigned from the club.
Yes.
What do you want?
All the money is there.
Amalia!
I'll come back for the summer holiday.
Stop it! What will you be looking for here?
You go out there, in Zurich, you get a rich banker
and then you eat chocolate every day.
There might be some IT opportunities here, too.
Yes, yes, that's right.
Return to Romania and rework the drawing system for the baccalaureate exam topics.
By the way, here's 80 euro. Divided by four, that's 20 each.
What's this?
The money I made from streaming.
That's as far as it went!
Pocket money.
Thanks!
It's been cool! Stories to tell our grandchildren.
I don't want to hear you say that high school was lame, bro!
Okay, bro! I'll do just that!
What the fuck?
What are you doing here, huh?
Sit down.
What's the matter with you?
What is it, Princess?
Forgive me!
Why?
I couldn't save anything.
Everything went to shit.
I did nothing okay.
Things are not as bad as they seem.
But they are…
I had a shitty bucket list and…
I didn't even manage to tick off all of it.
I don't want to leave, Dad.
I don't think I can.
You don't have to go, Princess!
Stay with me.
We'll repaint the roof.
We'll fix the leg of the old desk.
We have things to work on.
But I think there is plenty to do in Switzerland, too.
Listen to me.
It will be difficult.
But it will be your difficulty to overcome.
And when you'll need me…
I'll be here.
Come on.
Dad!
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