Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources to make the action series,

"Fatal Decision".

This is not that series.

- Surgical stapler and done.

The surgery was a success.

Take a look.

- Doctor, I asked for total body plastic surgery

and I look exactly the same, but I feel amazing.

Like I actually deserve love.

- I gave you the only surgery that you actually needed,

an ADCC implant of self-esteem.

- I'm enough.

- You're enough.

- Yeah.

You're more than enough.

- So you're doing this now.

Hearts will be operated on

and hearts will be broken at Fatal Hills Hospital.

- So what's up with Dr. Ben Hotty?

You have been into him for so long.

- Yeah, I like him, but he's a coworker.

I can't let that mess up my work life balance.

- Sweetie, you don't have a work life balance.

You have a work work balance.

- Uh oh, speaking of work, I gotta go.

It's 9:00 AM.

- Bye.

Bye.

- Start.

Wait, there's something else here.

Another tumor.

No, it's a single rose.

- Dr. Katie, will you make me the happiest man in the world

and go on a date with me tonight?

- Woo, do it, girl.

- Yes, yes, Dr. Hotty, yes, I will.

- Well, hey, thanks for not making me like a bad guy.

- Oh yeah, totally.

- Ooh, Katie, that's so romantic.

Are you gonna sleep with him tonight?

- Sex on the first date?

Who am I, Welenda?

- I'm so bad.

- Can't win 'em all.

Time of death.

8:30

Oh no, 8:30, my date.

- Oh, go get it, girl.

- Ben, I'm so sorry I'm late.

My surgery ran long.

I look terrible.

This is a disaster.

I should go.

- No, Katie, you'd still be the most beautiful woman

in the world even if I'd never met another woman.

Even if you were wearing a garbage bag, I just.

- Oh no, a bus full of orphans just crashed

into the President and they all need surgery.

- Thanks Obama.

- I'm sorry Ben.

- It's orphans.

Go.

♪ Hey ♪

- Done.

♪ You couldn't see it coming ♪

- 800 surgeries and everyone survived

except my love life,

which is flatlined.

- Oh girl.

Don't speak so soon.

♪ Hey, is not right or wrong ♪

- Katie, I don't care that you work long hours

or that you make three times the money that I do.

I love you.

Will you marry me, Katie?

- Yes, now I can finally have the work life balance

that I crave.

- Oh, this is the first good news I've heard

since I found out I only have six months to live.

- Wait, when did you find that out?

- About six months ago.

- No!

Prep him for surgery, stat.

Next on "Fatal Hills Hospital".

- Katie, our children need you.