Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

It's Jack Maxwell!

I wanna chase you.

- Jack, thank God you're here.

The Hope Diamond is missing

and Mr. De Bubbles of the world famous Diamond Corporation

wants you to find it.

- Diamond's are a girl's best friend, commander,

not mine.

- But we already told him you would do it.

Plus, I teamed you up with their insurance adjuster.

A miss, uh- - Catherine.

- Jack.

- Wait, you two know each other?

- I'm so sorry.

Well, don't you look like an ice cream sandwich

on the 4th of July,

melting and something I'd want in my mouth.

- You look like a fox lost in the desert,

hot and I haven't seen you in a while.

- Karen. - I'm in the middle of a tape.

I'm Jack Maxwell,

catnip to the female types.

If you're a former lover who just walked back into my life,

you've made a "Fatal Decision."

- Remind me, Jack, why did we ever breakup?

- 'Cause if I ever kissed you your heart would explode.

It's my cross to bear.

- It doesn't seem like we have any hope

in finding the thieves, so-

- I don't know about that.

There's a ton of clues around here.

Look at all these bloody footprints in the ground.

Hey Jack, can I talk to you for a quick second?

Look, man, this crime scene is a little bit fishy.

And while you guys have undeniable chemistry,

I think she's maybe a little bit fishy too.

You're just jealous, man.

What's my policy on tricycles?

- No third wheel. - No third wheels.

Did you follow these bloody footprints

to see where they lead?

- No, we didn't even think of it.

See, Jack, this is why we need you,

because you're smart and muscley.

- You look sexy in that dress.

- Shut up, Chad! - Cat burglar's to-do list!

One, steal hope diamond.

Two, dispose of incriminating evidence in the trash can.

Three, buy milk.

It's almost too easy.

- It's not easy, Jack.

You just make it look easy.

And sexy.

- Good point.

- Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt that sexy moment,

but I found the burglar's map in the trash.

- Looks like you burgled your last diamond.

Now prepare to die-

- man

- duh.

John De Bubbles.

- The name is pronounced Jean De Buble.

- Of the De Buble Diamond Corporation?

Diamond cage!

Not again.

- Nice work, Catherine.

Dammit!

- Sorry, Jack.

I cares for you,

but I care for diamonds more.

- The hell does this have to do with me?

- All the ladies love you, Jack.

Kiss me, Jack!

- No one is getting married.

If I ever wanna sell another diamond, you must die.

Sorry, it's just business.

- Good thing my business is escaping cages.

- So what really happened with us, Jack?

- You only care about just you

and I only care about...

Justice.

- Justice. I get it, justice.

Diamonds!

- Jack, she's getting away.

- Maybe,

but at least this time I got something to remember her by.

- The Hope Diamond.

Oh, you- - Hey, guys, are we done here?