Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect the views

or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

- You are sitting on valuable property.

You ready to sell to us, old man?

- These docks are all I have.

I'll die without 'em.

- Then tell Satan Anton says hello.

Cut. Whose dog is that?

Oh, sorry.

We have a vet appointment today.

Now I gotta work it into the episode.

- I'm Jack Maxwell, decorated war hero,

elite special ops agent.

Shut up, dog.

You cramp my style and get fur on the couch.

You've made a fatal decision.

- Purple, dog.

What color was his hair?

- This dog is our only witness in the murder

of his owner Old Man Jim.

- Ugh. The only dogs I like are served

in buns at baseball games.

Hot dogs.

- Alright, we've got our suspect.

Based on his hat, I believe him to be a Russian.

- That's Iron Anton,

the Russian mafia enforcer.

Jack, until this case goes to trial, I'm assigning you

to protect this dog 24/7.

- What?

- He's our key witness.

- Oh, Commander, no.

I'm not some kind of babysitter for dogs.

Oh, hey puppy, come here.

- All right, dog, listen up.

I don't like you and you don't like me,

so just stay outta my way and don't make a mess, okay.

Sit.

Not there, in the chair.

This is how a real man sits.

What kind of beer do you like?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

No one kisses my face, but beautiful women. Ugh.

I need a smoke.

I miss you Scruffles.

No dog can never replace you.

What's that old boy?

You think I'm being too hard on him?

Huh, that's an interesting perspective.

You always did have away with words.

I'll never forget you.

All right, dog, I've been doing some thinking.

You can stay.

- And you can sit.

Any last words for your little, little doggy?

- Just one.

Fetch!

- Ugh.

- Don't do it, dog.

I know you're angry.

This guy killed your owner.

You gotta let the court suck this one out.

Extra, extra.

- Anton guilty. Sentenced to death by a court.

Okay, Dog, go.

- Nyet!

- Ah ha ha, you're like me.

You shoot bad guys.

- Thank you for watching him.

Aw, somebody's ready to be dewormed.