Original subtitles

Josh Mullen was terminated

for abusing company resources

to make the following action series.

"Fatal Decision" does not reflect

the views or opinions of SCI Technical Manuals.

And over here we have

the impressionist wing of the Louvre.

Notice how the paintings all express

the perceptions of nature.

- Bonjour. Everyone remain calm.

I have reason to believe this museum

is about to be le robbed.

Also, I overheard what you said,

and you're interpreting that art wrong.

The nerve!

Wait, I am so sleepy.

- It's sleeping gas!

We gotta fight! Protect all this fancy French art!

Some of it's not French.

It's international. It's a museum.

I'm Jack Maxwell, decorated war hero,

elite special ops agent,

American Airlines Admiral's Club member.

If you steal some masterpieces,

you're making a fatal decision.

- Sacre bleu, the Mona Lisa has been stolen!

- Dammit!

I was looking forward to seeing that Mona Lisa smile.

- Oh, it looks like your instincts were right, Jack Maxwell.

The art thief, the Marmot, has struck again.

Will you help us retrieve our paintings?

- Helping France is what America does best. I'm on the case.

All right, listen up.

A complex heist requires an equally complex rescue heist.

Step one, we paint a duplicate of the Mona Lisa.

Check.

Step two, we throw a charity ball so that-

- Sacre bleu! You painted this?

- What? Yeah, from memory.

Anyway, this charity ball, we really pull out all the stops.

I'm talking decadent chocolates, beautiful-

- Your Mona Lisa, it is better than the original!

If you can recreate the paintings,

we won't need to heist them back!

- I don't know.

These hands were meant to apply pain, not paint.

- Please, Jack Maxwell, you have a gift. Do not waste it.

- I'm no artist, but what the hell?

I've got an hour before my flight leaves.

- Yes!

- Brad!

- It's a feast for the eyes!

Each one is better than the last!

That is the Marmot! Halt, thief!

- Attendre! - What?

- It's a feast for the eyes!

Each one is better than the last!

It is the Marmot! Halt, thief!

- Attend! I've come to turn myself in.

When the newspapers ran a picture of the Maxwell Mona Lisa,

I realized that stealing paintings is pointless.

Art is a reflection of truth, and no man,

especially not me, a thief, has claim over the truth.

Please, take the original Mona Lisa back.

- Glad I could open your eyes.

Now cut off his ear! - Quoi?

- Thank you, but we only hang masterpieces here.

- Jack Maxwell!

It's me, the pope! - The pope!

- Oh, could you please help us repaint the Sistine Chapel?

- Sure, I could do that.

For Sistine million dollars!

- That's a good one!

- Shh, keep it down.

- Oh, is there a meeting? - Yeah.