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♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪
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♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
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♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪
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♪ Just a feline, canine,
little CatDog ♪
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♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
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♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
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♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
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♪ All kind of critters
putting CatDog down ♪
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♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪
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♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪
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♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
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♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
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♪ CatDog... CatDog...♪
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♪ CatDog... CatDog...♪
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♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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[ crowd cheering...]
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[ man snarls]
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[ dramatic voice]:
I'm Mean Bob
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and I'm mad at you, Evil Eric
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and now I'm going to
rid the world
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of you and your evil
once and for all!
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[ laughing evilly]
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You've got it wrong, Mean Bob.
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Prepare to be destroyed.
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[ Dog laughs]
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That's a laugh!
Go get him, Mean Bob!
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Yeah, keep it real,
Mean Bob!
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Oh, how long till
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this ridiculous
thing is over, Dog?
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We still have six more
jam-packed hours
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of fantastic fun at...
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The 12th Annual Mean Bob
Super Fan Convention!
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Fool! This is
for what you did
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to Banana Girl
and Dr. Zimmerman!
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[ beeping and zapping]
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Aah... oof!
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[ laughing]
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I shall now zap
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Mean Bob's
puny brain
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with my appropriately
named Brain Zapper.
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Never! My mental meanness
shall triumph over evilness!
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[ grunts]
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[ whispers, normal voice]:
Hey, Johnny, show's
going pretty well.
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[ whispers,
normal voice]:
Never seen better.
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[ crowd cheering]
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This is so fake!
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Perhaps the Net of Death
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is more to your liking.
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[ laughs]
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And... [ laughs]
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[ gasps]
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Your brain is mine!
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Into the Vat
of Vengeance!
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Oh, Cat, Evil Eric's
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finally going to destroy
Mean Bob and zap his brain!
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How will anyone know?
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I must save him!
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Dog, what are you
do... whoa!
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Whoa... whoa...
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This isn't how we
rehearsed this!
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[ crowd exclaiming angrily...]
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[ grunting and yelling]
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Cat, we got to get Mean Bob out
of here before he gets hurt!
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CAT:
What about me...?!
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Dog, what the heck
are you doing?
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Taking Mean Bob
to a super secret hideout
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where no one will ever
think to look for him.
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CAT:
Great secret hideout,
Doggy Doodles.
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Oh, can you
believe it, Cat?
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Mean Bob is
in our house,
on our sofa
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propped up on our pillows.
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Look, Dog, he's
just a goofball
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in a two-bit costume
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and now the rest of
those other
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loser geeks like you
are after us!
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Aw, he even looks all mean
when he's asleep.
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Wake up!
Rise and shine!
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[ imitates rooster]
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[ normal voice]:
Huh... hee... hoo...
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uh... what... where...
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Where am I?
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DOG:
Safe in the home
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of your
number one fan.
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Don't look at me.
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He's the fan. I'm
the one with the brain.
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And who am I?
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Who are you... [ laughs]
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That's funny.
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You're Mean Bob.
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Mean, but fair.
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Oh...
so who's Mean Bob?
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Oh, no!
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Evil Eric did zap
Mean Bob's brain
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with the appropriately
named Brain Zapper!
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I think both your brains
got zapped.
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He is suffering
from major brain zappage.
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We must restore him
to the glory
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that once was Mean Bob!
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I feel woozy.
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Listen...
he even forgot
his Mean Bob voice.
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Will someone please
tell me who I am?
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Why you're...
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[ dramatically]:
Mean Bob...
born on Atlantis
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raised on the
planet Jupiter
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schooled at Superhero
Trade Tech College
in Iowa!
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Here's your Mean Bob
Atomic Battery Belt
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with super pants-
holding-up power!
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And your
Bionic Brain Bucket
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with laser action and
three premium cable
channels included.
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Those are props!
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You're an actor, so...
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why don't you fire your
agent, do some lunch
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have another facelift
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and act like
you're leaving.
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You cannot send him
out there!
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Mean Bob doesn't know
who he is.
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[ disgusted sigh]
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But maybe if I reenact
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several scenes
from Mean Bob's movies
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I can restore his memory.
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Huh?
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Let the reenacting
begin!
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Mm-mm-mm...
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You must remember
the famous fight scene
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from Mean Bob vs. Evil Eric
on theTitanic.
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Hmm...
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The Titanic!
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Remember?
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Then let the show begin!
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Aah!
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You be Evil Eric.
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[ grunting]
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It's a giant
iceberger!
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[ gasps]
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[ gurgling]
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[ gurgling]
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[ gasps]
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Dog, have you lost
what little mind you have?
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You almost killed me!
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Cat, we must help
Mean Bob.
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I don't want to help
Mean Bob!
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I want to be dry and
I want him out of here!
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Do you remember, Mean Bob?
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Nope... sorry.
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CAT:
Good enough.
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Oh, drat, the Brain Zapper was
more powerful than I thought.
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Quick, another
reenactment!
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DOG:
Oh, you got to remember
the famous rocket sled fight
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from Mean Bob's Switzerland
Vacation of Vengeance.
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Oh, now wait a minute, Dog.
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Hee-hee!
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Oh... oh... oh...!
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How come this never
hurts you, too?!
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Aah... ooh!
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[ panting]
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Nice acting, Cat.
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Do you remember
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now?
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Sorry.
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Darn you, Evil Eric!
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Darn you all to darnness!
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Your evilness
knows no bounds!
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Quick! To the kitchen!
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What about Mean Bob
Meets Evil Eric Again
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and Is Introduced to His
Cousin, the Mistress of Pain?
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Okay, Dog.
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That's it!
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This has gone on
long enough!
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Oof!
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So, Mistress of Pain,
we meet again
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in the Food Court
of Flatulence!
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[ fart noise]
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[ screaming]
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Dog!
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Oh... oh... ow...!
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I don't remember
anything.
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It's a lost cause.
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No, it's not!
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You've made
116 movies.
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I can do them all!
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Like Rhapsody in Doom!
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Sweet mother of chub!
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[ playing quickly,
Cat grunting...]
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Enough! Enough!
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I'm Cat, and I'm mad!
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[ barking and yelling...]
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Wait! That looks familiar!
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Like the scene from The Good,
the Bad and the Mean Bob!
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It's all coming back to me!
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[ Cat grunting and groaning]
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I think it was
a wee bit tighter.
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Are you out of your mind...
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I remember!
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I know who I am!
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[ dramatic voice]:
I am Mean Bob, and I'm mad!
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Yes, yes!
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He's Mean Bob
and he's mad
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and, baby,
he knows it!
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[ grunting]
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You're both mad, as in
crazy, insane and loony!
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DOG:
Huh? Who's that?
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[ crowd yelling]
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Aah! It's Evil Eric and his
Angry Army of Darkness!
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Someone must have
told them
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of our super secret
hideout
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and I think I know
who that someone is.
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No, no, never!
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Cat would never...
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[ Cat whistles loudly]
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Mean Bob's in here!
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Come and get him!
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And if you want a crazy dog,
I got one of those, too!
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[ yelling]
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Cat, how could you?
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You are a traitor!
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A spy! A turncoat!
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Much as I enjoy
name-calling
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we must restrain him
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in an effective but
non-dangerous substance
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so we may fight
Evil Eric.
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Hmm...
safe but absorbent.
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CAT:
Hey, what are you guys...
[ muffled grunting]
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[ whistling]
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We'll deal with you later,
friend of Evil Eric.
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ERIC:
Hey, Mean Bob!
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We don't get paid
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unless we finish the show
for these loser geeks!
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ALL:
Losers?!
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Geeks?!
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[ laughs nervously]
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Um, kidding...
I was just kidding.
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I love you geeks.
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Come on, let's get Mean Bob!
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[ all cheering]
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Get Mean Bob!
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[ yelling, banging on door]
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[ both panting]
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Quick, to the
Balcony of Destiny!
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Crowd:
Come on...
we want Mean Bob...
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Get the show
on the road!
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Here, use my Mean Bob
Rocket Jet Pack Launching Pad
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I got free in a box of
Mean Bob Breakfast Corndogs.
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Dive off of this and use
your Super Jet Pack
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to swoop up into the air
and attack from the east
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using the sun as a blinding ray
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and ridding the world
of Evil Eric once and for all!
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Excellent idea!
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This I got to see.
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Come on, let's go.
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We got a show to do.
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Don't you mean showDOWN,
Evil Eric?
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I will go and fight now
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but I shall never forget
what you did for me
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the one
who is called Dog.
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Aw, you're welcome, Mean Bob.
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I'm not finished.
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Sorry.
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And I will continue
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to fight evil
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especially Evil Eric
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for I... am... Mean Bob!
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[ crying]:
I love you, Mean Bob!
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I'm quite fond of you.
267
00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:02,450
I'm going to throw up.
268
00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:05,900
Rocket Jet Pack power on!
269
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,770
Huh...?
Mmm...
270
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,430
Ah...
271
00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,050
[ crowd gasps]
272
00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:17,950
[ thud, crunch]
273
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,020
MEAN BOB:
Ow!
274
00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:20,050
What a rip-off!
275
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:22,020
I want my money back!
276
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:24,780
That's the worst show
I've ever seen!
277
00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:26,580
Is it over?
Is that it?
278
00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:27,370
You stink!
279
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,480
[ normal voice]:
Uh... who am I?
280
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,380
Where am I?
281
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,790
Oh, I'm woozy again.
282
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,180
Gee, I guess he
wasn't Mean Bob.
283
00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,180
Gee, you think?
284
00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:44,490
That's the first
intelligent thing you've said
285
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,250
in the last 11 minutes.
286
00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,320
Mmm... You're not
so dumb yourself.
287
00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:03,860
DOG:
I'm Mean Bob
288
00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,510
and I'm mad!
289
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,170
And I'm not going
to take it anymore!
290
00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,760
Hey, Dog!
291
00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,550
Look what I found
in my attic.
292
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:16,180
Oh, wow,
a professional
fetching ball!
293
00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:18,040
Look at that!
294
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,390
I didn't know you had
an attic, Winslow.
295
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,980
There's a lot of things
you don't know about me
296
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:24,320
Mr. Curious
297
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,090
and I want to keep it that way.
298
00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:28,360
Come on, Cat,
let's play fetch!
299
00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:31,710
No, Dog, please,
I'm relaxing.
300
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,920
Yeah, I'd love
to stick around
301
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:36,820
but I got places to go
and people to see.
302
00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:40,060
[ whistling]
303
00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:41,720
[ door creaks]
304
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:48,000
Hmm, Winslow left
his door open.
305
00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:49,760
We better close it.
306
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,840
Uh, yes,
we could do that
307
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,740
or, um, we could take
a little peekity-peek inside.
308
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:58,360
We might find out
something juicy.
309
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:02,220
But Cat, you always say,
"Don't stick your nose...
310
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:05,370
BOTH:
"...in other people's
houses or holes." Right.
311
00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:07,090
I know.
312
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,300
So... let's do
something else.
313
00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,060
Let's play fetch.
314
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:12,100
Fetch?!
315
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,510
Yes.
316
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,720
Oh, yeah,
hi-ho diggity!
317
00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:17,000
You ready?
318
00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:19,210
And... go get it!
319
00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:21,310
Whoo, ball, ball, ball...
320
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,070
Ball, ball, ball...
321
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:26,800
Ball, ball, ball, ball...
322
00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:28,530
Dog!
How could you?
323
00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:31,810
I am shocked,
stunned and
stupefied.
324
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:34,020
Why, you are
nothing but
325
00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:36,400
a lowdown
dirty trespasser!
326
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,050
Cat, I'm so sorry.
327
00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:39,610
I didn't mean it!
328
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:41,440
What's a trespasser?
329
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,440
[ sighs]
330
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:46,200
Well, I suppose
I don't have to
331
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,410
tell Winslow
what you did.
332
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,580
Whew, thanks, Cat.
333
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:51,000
Oh...
334
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,550
What a dump!
335
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,000
Almost makes
you feel sorry
336
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,110
for the poor little rat...
337
00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,390
but not quite.
338
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,770
Well, let us now go
and tresapass no more.
339
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,670
Wait a minute,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
340
00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:07,220
What's Winslow doing
with a picture of me?
341
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:11,980
[ beep]
342
00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:13,120
Sweet mother of chub.
343
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,500
A secret passageway.
344
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:16,090
Now...
don't go in there
345
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,090
you little
trespasser, you.
346
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,610
Remember, curiosity
killed the dog.
347
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,030
I thought it was cat.
348
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,480
Popular misconception.
349
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:24,760
It's dog, trust me.
350
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,550
In fact...
351
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,450
See?! You're
trespassing again!
352
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,420
Bad, curious dog!
353
00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:34,630
WINSLOW:
That's right, friends,
step right up.
354
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,770
Only a few measly bucks!
355
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:38,490
Hey, give me one!
356
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,220
[ laughing]:
Heh-heh-heh.
357
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:41,880
Wonder what that
little rat's got in here.
358
00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:45,600
[ beeping...]
359
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,610
Huh?
360
00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:50,060
MAN [ on tape]:
Welcome to the Historical Hall
361
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,300
of Winslow T. Oddfellow.
362
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,060
[ grunting]
363
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,750
Hey,
Mr. Prehistoric.
364
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,890
Heh-heh-heh!
365
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,930
MAN:
Here you see Winslow's
illustrious ancestors
366
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,210
who have carried on
the grand tradition
367
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,000
of harassing and laughing...
368
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,800
Heh-heh, heh-heh.
369
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,180
...at the discomfort
and agony of others.
370
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:14,460
Ooh-la-la! Zat's going to sting!
371
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:15,740
[ laughing]
372
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,260
What do you know?
373
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,330
It's a Winslow
family tradition
374
00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:21,160
to harass and ridicule.
375
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,810
Oh, come on, Cat.
376
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,190
We really shouldn't
be in here.
377
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,370
[ guillotine clangs]
378
00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:26,710
[ Cat shudders]
379
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,550
Oh, who's going to stop me?
380
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,750
[ alarm blares]
381
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,030
Heh-heh-heh,
heh-heh-heh.
382
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,760
[ laughing]
383
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,170
Why, you little...
384
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,380
There's my ball!
385
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,000
Come on, Cat, let's go.
386
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:42,590
If Winslow finds us
in here...
387
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,490
It will be your fault,
Mr. Trespasser
388
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,590
and don't forget it.
389
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:53,260
Ooh... let's go out
390
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,160
through that door.
391
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,740
But, Cat, it says...
392
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,780
"Do Not En-ter."
393
00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:00,680
Well, we're not entering.
394
00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,230
[ panting]
395
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,340
We're exiting.
396
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:04,440
[ grunts]
397
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,170
[ clank]
398
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,620
[ air rushing...]
399
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:08,960
BOTH:
Ooh! Whoa...!
400
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,140
CAT:
Whoa...
401
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,520
♪ Pretty little piece
of paradise ♪
402
00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:18,460
♪ Not as pretty as me... ♪
403
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,800
Huh?!
404
00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:24,910
BOTH:
Whoa... ah... yah-yah-yah...
405
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,670
Duh... washy-washy
with the soapy
406
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,780
Clean, cleany-clean.
407
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,850
Duh... hey, water,
you look like CatDog.
408
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,540
Aah!
409
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,100
CAT:
My body, my body, my body...
410
00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:45,520
MR. SUNSHINE:
Weird.
411
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,420
My body, my body, my body...
412
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,070
Wha, wha, wha...
413
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,210
[ Dog grunting]
414
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:57,430
So that's how that little rat
pops up all over the place.
415
00:16:57,630 --> 00:17:00,010
[ whirring]
416
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,260
WOMAN [ on tape]:
Welcome to the Cat Annihilation
Center and Gift Shop.
417
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:06,190
Commence the CatDog home
improvement sequence.
418
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,370
Aah...
419
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,820
Initiate Cat brain
replacement simulation.
420
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,930
Brain replacement complete.
421
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,450
Oh, Dog... look what he
wants to do to my brain!
422
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,940
My beautiful brain!
Ooh!
423
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,460
[ gasps]
424
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:31,050
What the...? Oof!
425
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,290
Aw, Cat, look at the cute
little Winslow dolls.
426
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,190
Give me that!
427
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,850
Who in the world would want
a Winslow toy?
428
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,500
Me, me, me, me, me!
429
00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,400
My name is Winslow RF7X
430
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,780
designed for mass destruction
431
00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:49,930
and devastation of Cat.
432
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,380
Heh-heh-heh.
433
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,450
Aw, cool!
Can I have one?
434
00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:55,000
No, you can't have one!
435
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:57,450
Don't you see?
436
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,800
I've finally uncovered
the riddle of Winslow!
437
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,730
He's after me!
438
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:06,430
ALL:
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
Heh-heh-heh!
439
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,600
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
440
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:10,950
Run!
441
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:13,230
But what
about my ball?
442
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,300
Forget your
stupid ball!
443
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:17,780
Dog, look!
444
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,410
It says "exit."
445
00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:23,820
E-X-I-T.
446
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:27,580
The sweetest four letters
in the English language!
447
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,720
What...?
448
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:31,970
"Last Top Secret Room..."
449
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:33,620
Yeah, let's go.
450
00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,830
"...Before You Leave
Winslow's Home."
451
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,940
"Do Not Enter
Under Any Circumstances.
452
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,980
This Means You, Cat!"
453
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,980
Wow! That must... oh, and
it's just... and, ooh...
454
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:48,360
ROBOTS:
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
Heh-heh-heh!
455
00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:51,540
Cat, I thought we needed
to get you out of here?
456
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:55,270
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
Heh-heh-heh!
457
00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:58,410
Must... look... inside.
458
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:01,270
Yah... [ panting]
459
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,760
"Curiosity killed the cat?"
460
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,420
See, I told you
it was cat.
461
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:06,660
Oh...!
462
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:08,310
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
463
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,070
Heh-heh-heh!
464
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,250
[ grunts]
465
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,320
Destroy Cat!
466
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:13,250
Heh-heh-heh!
467
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,420
Get Cat!
468
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:15,490
Destroy Cat!
469
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,120
Heh-heh-heh!
470
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,050
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
Heh-heh-heh!
471
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,430
[ drum roll]
472
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,710
Cat:
Wh-wh-what's that?
473
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,340
Dog:
I believe it's
a timpani roll
474
00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:32,030
signifying the
beginning of a show.
475
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,720
Yup, I was right.
476
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,820
WINSLOW:
It's...
477
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:40,520
time for... The Painful
Adventures of a Curious Cat!
478
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,490
[ laughing]
479
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:43,690
[ beep]
480
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,080
[ whirring]
481
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,180
[ whimpers]
482
00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:48,290
Ooh, look, Cat!
483
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,390
It's my ball.
484
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,530
Gee, I don't remember it
being that big.
485
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:54,950
CAT:
Guh! Run...!
486
00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:01,200
[ yelling]
487
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,540
DOG:
Can't fit through there.
488
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,990
Ha-ha!
489
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,200
CAT:
Ah, no fair!
490
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,580
[ Cliff laughs]
491
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,650
Now, this is
television
492
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,030
at its best!
493
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,520
Dog looks all dreamy on TV...
494
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,940
Duh, which one is the dog
495
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:22,010
and which one is the thing
that's not the dog...
496
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,430
and which is the TV?
497
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:25,810
[ panting and yelping]
498
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:28,010
Go, Dog, go!
499
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,600
Up here!
500
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,020
[ panting and yelling]
501
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:31,810
[ gasps]
502
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:35,640
Uh...
503
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,020
Oh...
504
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:38,160
DOG:
Oh, boy...
505
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,410
[ whimpers]
506
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,410
[ yelling]
507
00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:43,860
CAT:
No fair, no fair, no fair!
508
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,000
[ panting and yelping]
509
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:49,210
I don't like this,
I don't like this!
510
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,140
DOG:
Oh, it's behind us!
511
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:52,660
Stay, stay, whoa!
512
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:53,830
[ panting]
513
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:54,970
Hi, Cat!
514
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,630
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
515
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,360
[ grunts]
516
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,120
That's the last time
I use the old
517
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:07,740
get-Dog-to-fetch-the-ball
trick so I can trespass!
518
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,990
What?! Say,
wait a minute!
519
00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,540
Ow!
520
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,030
You tricked me
into tresapassing!
521
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,440
Well,
it's your fault!
522
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,170
You're so easy
to trick.
523
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:18,410
And remember,
it takes two to trick!
524
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:21,140
[ screaming]
525
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,620
[ grunt]
526
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:23,620
[ Cat groans and sputters]
527
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:29,940
Hmph! I never want to play
fetch with you again!
528
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:32,670
Ne, meither.
529
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,600
[ gasps]
530
00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:39,430
Oh... boy!
531
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:45,710
[ grunting and yelling]
532
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,410
CAT:
No more fetching,
no more fetching!
533
00:21:49,610 --> 00:21:50,650
Stop!
534
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,720
This is so exciting,
I could scream.
535
00:21:56,930 --> 00:22:03,700
Ah... ah...
536
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,490
Hey, my friends are
getting hurt on TV!
537
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,600
What do you mean,
your friends?
538
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:09,670
I met them first!
539
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,220
[ crash]
540
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,980
[ laughing]
541
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:16,640
ROBOTS:
Heh-heh-heh! Heh-heh-heh!
542
00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:19,060
[ laughing]
543
00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:20,230
[ laughing]
544
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,780
No... stop!
545
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:23,230
I hate this.
[ laughing]
546
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,610
Stop...
[ laughing]
547
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:25,820
Stop,
I can't take it!
548
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:28,830
[ laughter]
549
00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:32,100
Even though I'm laughing,
this really, really hurts!
550
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,240
[ laughing]
551
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:36,070
[ laughing]
552
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,280
Well, I hope youse folks
enjoyed the show.
553
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:39,530
I know I did!
554
00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:47,880
[ laughing]
555
00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:49,290
[ coughing]
556
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,400
Water!
557
00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:56,130
♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪
558
00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:57,790
♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
559
00:22:57,990 --> 00:23:00,340
♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪
560
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:01,750
♪ Just a feline, canine,
little CatDog ♪
561
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,970
♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
562
00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:08,690
♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
563
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,280
♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
564
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,010
♪ All kind of critters
putting CatDog down ♪
565
00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:15,530
♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪
566
00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:16,870
♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪
567
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,630
♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
568
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,780
♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog... ♪
569
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:26,430
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
570
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,160
and NICKELODEON]
571
00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:30,580
♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog. ♪
572
00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:33,990
[Captioned byThe Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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