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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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[ tuning radio...]
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♪ ...I'M LONELY, I'M LONESOME,
I'M ALONE... [ dog howls] ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW, I'M LONELY THROUGH
AND THROUGH TO THE BONE ♪
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♪ LONELY'S MY MIDDLE NAME,
SOLITAIRE IS MY GAME ♪
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♪ AND, OH, MY FAVORITE COLOR
IS BLUE ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW, I'M LONELY
'CAUSE I NEVER KNOWED YOU ♪
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♪ YOU KNOW, I'M LONELY,
I'M LONELY, I'M DEPRESSED... ♪
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[ grunting and groaning]
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♪ IN THE DUMPS ALL THE DAY... ♪
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[ grunting and groaning...]
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♪ ...I'M LONELY
'CAUSE I NEVER KNOWED YOU... ♪
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[ sighing]
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LUBE IS BLUE.
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♪ BOO-HOO, BOO-HOO-HOO. ♪
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[ sniffing and panting...]
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THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A LOVELY SUNDAY DRIVE, DOG!
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MAN, DO I LOVE THIS CAR!
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HI-HO DIGGETY
TO THAT, CAT! WHOA...
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EITHER I'M HAVING A SEIZURE
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OR THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH OUR CAR.
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[ tires squealing]
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[ engine backfiring]
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BOY, I WISH THIS WASN'T
THE ONLY GARAGE IN TOWN.
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HEY, LUBE...
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SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH OUR CAR.
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[ grunting]
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[ coughing]
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[ sizzling,
exploding]
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[ Lube screams]
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HOW BAD IS IT?
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UH... HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
OF DOLLARS BAD.
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OH, WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT!
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[ horn honks]
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FILL IT UP WITH
SUPER-EXPENSIVE
SUPREME.
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UH, YES, YOUR MAY-JESTY.
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HURRY UP-- MISS THING HERE
IS LATE FOR HER POLO GAME.
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[ sheep baaing...]
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[ heart thumping...]
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UH... THAT'S THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL THING I EVER SEEN
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SINCE CHEESY CRUST
PIZZA
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UH... [ grunts]
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GROAN.
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HEY, LUBE LOOKS SICK.
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AND MY HEART IS DOING
FUNNY FLIPPY FLOP THINGS.
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FLIP... FLOP...
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[ chuckles]
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LUBE'S IN LOVE!
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[ laughing]
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I AM?
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YUP...
BUT YOU GOT NO CHANCE.
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FACE IT.
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JUST LOOKING AT YOU
MAKES ME NAUSEOUS!
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I'D GIVE A LOT OF STUFF
TO HAVE HER LIKE ME
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BUT I GOTS NO CHANCE
AT ALL EVER.
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CAT...
CAN'T WE HELP HIM?
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NOT IN THIS PARTICULAR LIFETIME.
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WELL, MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH
OTHER OUT, LUBE, OLD PAL, UM...
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AHEM, NOW ARE YOU AWARE
THAT I'M THE DOCTOR OF LOVE?
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AND I AM KNOWN AS
THE NURSE OF NOO-KY.
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DUH, I AM MORE THAN
NORMALLY CONFUS-ED.
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OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL:
YOU FIX UP OUR CAR AND WE'LL
FIX YOU UP WITH THAT BEAUTY.
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[ thumping and clanking]
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[ creaking]
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DUH! OH, LET'S DO THE FIXING.
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Cat:
ALL RIGHT!
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WILL YOU ASSIST,
NURSE DOG?
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YUP, YUP, UH-HUH, UH-HUH,
YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT IT!
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[ clanking...]
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NOW FIRST,
YOU GOT TO LOOK CLASSY.
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OKAY, LET'S JUST
PRACTICE SOME LINES.
TRY THIS:
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AHEM...
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[ in deep voice]:
YOU'RE A FASCINATING WOMAN.
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DUH, THANKS.
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OH, HO...
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
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COME ON, REPEAT AFTER CAT, LUBE.
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[ straining]:
YOU'RE...
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EE...
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A FASCINATING WOMAN!
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A...
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FASCINATING...
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FA...
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CHANGES OF PLANS.
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LET ME DO THE TALKING.
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YOU JUST LOOK SOPHISTICATED
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[ yelps]
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HERE, PUT THIS ON
SO SHE WON'T SEE YOUR MOUTH.
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Man:
I REALLY MUST GET THE RECIPE
FOR THIS CHAMPAGNE.
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Man 2:
[ laughs] SO I SAID,
"IF YOU THINK I'M REPLACING
MY OWN DIVOT, YOU'RE CUCKOO."
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THERE IS HER WHO I LOVE
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WITH THE RED THING IN MY CHEST
THAT GOES BUMPY-WUMPY.
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[ yawns]
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ER....
WHERE'S THE SWIMMING POOL?
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WHAT SWIMMING POOL?
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AREN'T THEY GOING TO PLAY
MARCO POLO?
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[ sighs]
NO, DOG, JUST POLOPOLO.
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YOU PLAY IT
ON HORSES.
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[ gasps]
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[ whinnying]
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BUT HORSES CAN'T SWIM.
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OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
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Calling all rich
and snooty contestants.
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The polo match
is about to begin.
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DUH, WHERE'S MYHORSIE?
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[ Cat and Dog grunting...]
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[ in deep voice]:
GOOD AFTERNOON.
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MY NAME IS ERNST LUBOVICH, THIRD
EARL OF RIGATONI AND YOU ARE...
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[ yawns]
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GRACE HEPBURN...
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AND I'M BORED.
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Cat [ whispers]:
KISS, DON'T LICK!
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Cat [ as Ernst]:
UH, SORRY, UH, THAT'S HOW
WE DO IT IN RIGATONI.
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ALLOW ME...
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WHAT KIND OF HORSE IS THAT?
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UM, IT'S A, UH...
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EAST ARABIAN...
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WEST INDIAN...
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TOY MINIATURE...
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DWARF STALLION...
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PONY.
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OH...
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[ horses whinnying
and galloping]
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OKAY, LUBE, GIRLS LOVE A WINNER.
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SO LET'S WIN THIS THING!
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[ in cultivated voice]:
HI-HO DIGGETY.
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[ grunting and yelling...]
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[ all gasp]
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PUT THE BISCUIT
IN THE BASKET,
LUBEY, BABY.
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[ Lube laughs, grunts]
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[ cheering and applause...]
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OH, THAT WAS MOMENTARILY
EXCITING... [ yawns]
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BUT NOW I AM BORED AGAIN.
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GOOD-BYE.
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Lube:
DUH, DON'T LEAVE, BEAUTIFUL
CHEESY CRUST PIZZA LADY.
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
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Cat:
UH... THAT'S THE HIGHEST
COMPLIMENT IN RIGATONI.
[ chuckles]
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[ whispers]:
DO SOMETHING!
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Dog:
UH, MY, UH...
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MY LIMO'S IN THE SHOP
GETTING LIMOIZED.
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UH, MAY I BUM
A RIDE HOME?
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Cat [ aloud]:
GOOD THINKING.
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[ whispers]:
I MEAN, GOOD THINKING.
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IF YOU WISH.
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DUH... [ whispering]
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IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I, UM...
BRING MY HORSE?
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[ Dog and Lube
panting and laughing]
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DUH... IT'S NO USE.
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SHE DOES NOT WANT ME.
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I AM SAD...
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NOT TO WORRY, LUBE,
THIS WILL GET HER,
I GUARANTEE IT.
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AHEM... GRACE, I MUST CONFESS,
YOU ARE MY LOVE, MY LIFE...
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I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
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I WANT TO CROWN YOU
WITH FLOWERS.
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[ yawning]
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MAN, THIS IS
ONE ICY ICE QUEEN.
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I GIVE UP.
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I GIVE UP, TOO.
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[ thump]
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[ rattling and clanking]
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GREAT, ANOTHER SEIZURE!
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YUCK, WHAT A FILTHY
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GREASY MESS!
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SORRY, MA'AM,
I CAN'T FIX IT.
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[ sighs]
OH, HOW BORING.
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UH, DUH, I'LL FIX IT.
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YOU?
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WAIT, LUBE,
DON'T BLOW YOUR COVER!
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DUH...
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LIKE A WISE MAN ONCE SAID...
[ grunting]
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I AM WHAT I AM.
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AND I AM...
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A MECHANIC?A GREASER?
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A-LONE.
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DUH, WELL, HERE WE GO.
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[ grunting...]
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CHANGE OILY THING...
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WIPE THE GREASE....
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[ grunting...]
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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YOU FIX CARS?
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UH, SORRY.
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I FIX CAR AND THEN I GO BYE-BYE.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, MISTER!
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DUH, CAREFUL,
YOU'LL GET GREASY.
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THE GREASIER THE BETTER!
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DUH?
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ALL I'VE EVER NEEDED
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IS A MAN WHO'LL GET
DOWN AND DIRTY
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AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!
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DUH... I CAN INTRODUCE YOU
TO SOME OTHER MECHANICS.
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NO, I LOVE YOU, ERNST LUBOVICH,
THIRD EARL OF RIGATONI!
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AW, I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING.
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YEAH... BUT WHEN IS IT GOING TO
BE OUR TURN FOR LOVE, DOG?
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UH, MAYBE TODAY?
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EASY, TRIGGER,
YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE!
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[ Cat and Dog yelping...]
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WHAT A TREAT!
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THE NEARBURG MUSEUM OF FINE ART
IS HAVING AN EXHIBITION
OF RARE YARN BALLS!
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ISN'T THAT FANTASTIC, DOG? DOG?
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[ growling...]
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DOG, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
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I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST
POSSIBLE WAY, BUT...
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YOU'RE REPULSIVE.
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JUST DOING WHAT COMES NATURAL.
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I WISH THAT YOU HAD
JUST ONE HOBBY
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THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE CHASING,
CHEWING OR ROLLING IN GARBAGE.
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I MEAN, JUST ONE
DROOL-FREE PASTIME.
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IF IT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY, CAT,
I'LL TRY.
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SAY... HOW ABOUT MY OLD
BUTTERFLY COLLECTOR KIT?
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UH, THAT'S A LITTLE TOO FELINE
FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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FINE... HEY, HOW ABOUT
THIS JIGSAW PUZZLE?
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LOOK, NO BUTTERFLIES. HMM?
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OH, WHAT'S THIS?
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CHEESE!
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MY OLD CAMERA! PERFECT!
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DOG, YOU WILL BE
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A PHOTOGRAPHER!
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OKEY-DOKEY!
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HOLA,FELLAS.
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WHAT'S GOING ON? OOH!
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HOLA,LOLA.
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I'VE TURNED DOG INTO
QUITE THE PHOTOGRAPHER.
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I CALL IT
"A BONE, A SHOE AND A STICK."
239
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:41,990
THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL START, DOG
240
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:45,210
BUT DID YOU EVER THINK OF
TAKING PICTURES OF PEOPLE?
241
00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:48,300
A REAL ARTIST CAN CAPTURE
A PERSON'S TRUE NATURE.
242
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,300
REALLY?
243
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,610
OH, SURE.
244
00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:52,960
BUT YOU HAVE TO
BE CAREFUL.
245
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,350
SOMETIMES PURSUING ART
CAN GET YOU IN A LOT
OF HOT WATER...
246
00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:56,310
QUESO!
247
00:13:57,830 --> 00:14:00,400
WELL, I HAVE TO BE FLYING.
248
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:03,930
I'M MAKING DENTAL IMPRINTS OF
NEARBURG'S MOOSE POPULATION.
CIAO!
249
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:11,370
WOW... NOW, THERE GOES SOMEBODY
WITH A LOT OF DIVERSE INTERESTS.
250
00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:12,980
SMILE, CAT!
251
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,770
[ snoring...]
252
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,900
COME ON, BABY,
SLEEP FOR ME.
253
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,510
THAT'S IT--
BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL!
254
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:31,690
NOW GIVE ME THAT LOOK THAT SAYS
"I'M HAVING SOME SWEET DREAMS."
255
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:35,780
I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE GIVING ME,
WHOA, WHOA, DON'T OVERDO IT!
256
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:39,260
I... JUH... ENOUGH
WITH THE PICTURES ALREADY!
257
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,050
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
258
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,970
BUT YOU SAID I SHOULD PURSUE
MY NEW HOBBY.
259
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:46,530
[ sighs]
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS
260
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:49,970
BUT I'M SICK OF SEEING
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE PLASTERED
ALL OVER THE WALLS!
261
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:54,150
TAKE PICTURES
OF SOMEONE ELSE!
262
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:55,240
[ grunts]
263
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,240
RIGHTY-OH!
264
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,380
NOW, WHERE'S HARVEY?
265
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,640
HARVEY? HARVEY?!
266
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,340
HARVEY! HARVEY! HARVEY!
267
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,690
HARVEY?
268
00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:16,210
OH, OOH, THERE YOU ARE.
269
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,740
THERE YOU ARE,
MY LITTLE DUCKY-WUCKY...
[ kissing]
270
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,610
OH, HOW I LOVE YOU...
[ kissing]
271
00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:22,180
[ gasps]
WHAT WAS THAT?
272
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,660
COME ON, DOG.
READY TO GO?
273
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,790
YOU BETCHA!
274
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,530
[ humming...]
275
00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:31,230
YEAH, SPARKLE, BABY...
276
00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:33,320
CHEESE, MORE CHEESE!
277
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,800
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY MEAN BOB SPACESHIP?
278
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,280
NOPE. HAVE YOU SEEN
MY MEAN BOB RACE CAR?
279
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:39,720
UH-UH.
280
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:43,940
[ both gasp, growl]
281
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,770
[ panting,
humming to music on TV...]
282
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,940
I'M FEELING THE BURN, BABY!
283
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,380
[ humming...]
284
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,510
[ yelling...]
285
00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,690
OOH... AHH!
286
00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:01,350
[ Rancid laughing]
287
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:03,910
CHEER UP, SENIOR CITIZENS.
288
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,790
THE CANDY APPLE CLOWN IS HERE.
289
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,100
[ laughing...]
290
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,580
[ camera clicking...]
291
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,100
COME HERE, LITTLE MOOSEY
292
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,240
AND LET ME GET A GANDER
AT YOUR MOOSE CHOPPERS.
293
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,720
Cliff [ muffled]:
SOMEDAY
294
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:31,420
THIS WILL ALL BE WORTH IT.
295
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,330
TIGHTEN THIS HERE...
296
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,680
UH... EEE...
297
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:35,160
Lube:
UH... HEY!
298
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,950
[ Shriek snoring]
299
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:39,080
HEY!
300
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:40,260
[ grunts]
301
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:45,650
[ snoring]
302
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:48,650
DEVELOPING TIME.
303
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,400
FIRST, EXPOSE THE NEGATIVE.
304
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,140
THEN PUT IT
IN THE DEVELOPING SOLUTION...
305
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:56,920
TA-DA!
306
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,840
HEY, CAT, COME ON
INTO THE DARKROOM.
307
00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:04,500
OOPS, GOT TO REMEMBER
TO KEEP THE DARKROOM DARK.
308
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,200
FIRST, EXPOSE THE NEGATIVE...
309
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:12,420
WELL, DOG, TONIGHT'S THE BIG
OPENING OF YOUR PHOTO EXHIBIT.
310
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:17,600
I KNEW YOU'D "CLICK"
WITH PHOTOGRAPHY.
[ laughs]
311
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,160
[ laughing]
312
00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:21,820
YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE, CAT.
313
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,740
COME ON, I CAN'T WAIT TO
TAKE PICTURE OF PEOPLE'S
REACTIONS TO MY ARTWORK.
314
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,690
LET'S GO!
315
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:29,700
[ Cat laughs]
316
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,520
OH, THIS ONE'S GREAT!
317
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,660
LOOK AT WINSLOW!
318
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,570
[ laughing]
319
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:36,880
OH, OR THIS ONE, THIS ONE...
[ laughing]
320
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,790
EDDIE LOOKS RIDICULOUS!
321
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:41,490
AND LOOK, LOLA,
SHE'S KISSING A MOOSE!
322
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,710
I LOVE THIS! LOOK AT THIS!
323
00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:45,760
[ laughing]
THAT'S GREAT!
324
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:49,540
THAT'S HILARIOUS!
OH, DOG, DOG... [ laughing]
325
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,200
YES, I USED
THE HEAVY SHADOWS TO
INCREASE THE INTENSITY.
326
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,590
OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT RANDOLPH,
LOOK AT RANDOLPH!
327
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:57,110
HE'S A CUE BALL,
HE'S A CUE BALL!
328
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,200
[ laughs]
329
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,420
Dog:
HERE I WAS TRYING TO USE
THE NEGATIVE SPACE
330
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,560
TO SUGGEST
THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE.
331
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:05,430
[ laughing]:
AND THE GREASERS!
332
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:06,990
OH, NO, OH, LOOK AT THIS!
333
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,870
LOOK AT THE GREASERS, LOOK...
334
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,480
OH, OH, OH...
GET A LOAD OF CLIFF'S RETAINER!
335
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:12,650
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
[ laughs]
336
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:15,830
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
337
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:20,700
Dog:
I REALLY GOT BEHIND THE CAT MASK
HERE TO WHAT MAKES YOU TICK.
338
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,880
DON'T YOU THINK?
339
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:23,050
[ growling]
340
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,230
TAKE IT DOWN.
341
00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:25,840
WHY?
342
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,540
BECAUSE I LOOK RIDICULOUS.
343
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,840
THAT'S WHY.
344
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,110
EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT ME!
345
00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,410
CHICKS ARE GOING TO BE HERE,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
346
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,020
BUT CAT, THAT'S HOW YOU LOOK.
347
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,330
IT'S YOUR TRUE NATURE.
348
00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:41,850
IF YOU LEAVE THAT PICTURE UP,
I'LL SHOW YOU MY TRUE NATURE!
349
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,030
DON'T WORRY, CAT.
350
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,510
EVERYONE'S GOING TO
LOVE THE PICTURES,
YOU'LL SEE.
351
00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:48,820
Cliff:
HEY, CHECK OUT THE CAT!
[ laughing]
352
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,080
[ all laughing]
353
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:55,300
HE LOOKS EVEN DOOFIER
THAN NORMAL. [ laughs]
354
00:18:55,560 --> 00:19:00,260
UH, DUH, YEAH,
DUH, WHAT A DOPE.
[ laughs]
355
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,800
[ whimpers]
356
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:15,670
[ all laughing...]
357
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:22,590
DID YOU SEE CLIFF
IN THAT RETAINER?
358
00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:23,550
YEAH.
[ laughs]
359
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:28,160
HEY...
360
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,640
THAT'S YOU WITH MY RACE CAR,
YOU THIEF!
361
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:33,250
YEAH, WELL, LOOK
WHO STOLE MY SPACESHIP!
362
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,610
[ growls]
363
00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:40,700
BEAUTIFUL! THE PASSION!
364
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,090
[ both growl]
365
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:44,480
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!
366
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:48,270
I DEMAND THIS PICTURE
BE REMOVED POST HASTY!
367
00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:50,840
WORK WITH ME,
WINSLOW!
368
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,660
HEY, WHAT THE...?!
369
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,710
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET POUNDED!
370
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:58,100
DUH, I LOOK STUPID.
371
00:19:58,370 --> 00:19:59,850
[ laughs]
372
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:02,980
SASSY... SASSY...
373
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,070
WHOA... NOT TOO SASSY...
374
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:08,550
THIS... THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
375
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,330
THIS PICTURE IS HUMILIATING!
376
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,510
I DON'T LOVE IT!
377
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,430
[ laughs]
378
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:17,170
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HELPED
WITH THE ELDERLY.
379
00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:19,130
YOU OLD SOFTY.
380
00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,350
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!
I'M NO SOFTY!
381
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,390
I BRING THEM CANDY APPLES
ONE WEEK...
382
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:27,920
NEXT WEEK I SELL THEM
NEW DENTURES-- WHAT A SCAM.
383
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,750
FOR A RABBIT, YOU'RE A BIG...
384
00:20:31,010 --> 00:20:32,180
WHAT THE...?
385
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,620
I NEVER KISSED A MOOSE
IN MY LIFE!
386
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,450
OKAY, WELL, ONCE,
BUT IT WAS IN THE SCHOOL PLAY.
387
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:38,880
YOU LIED!
388
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,150
YOU LIED FIRST!
389
00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:41,890
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
390
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,890
UNBELIEVABLE!
WHAT PASSION!
391
00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:46,810
YOU WANT PASSION?!
392
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,810
I'LL PASSIONATELY
POUND YOU!
393
00:20:49,070 --> 00:20:50,770
ME, TOO!
394
00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:53,290
I MIGHT DO
A LITTLE POUNDING MYSELF.
395
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,290
HEY, WHAT'S EVERYONE
SO MAD ABOUT?
396
00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:56,770
IT'S JUST ART.
397
00:20:57,030 --> 00:20:58,120
[ whimpering]
398
00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,430
[ grunts]
399
00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:04,210
OH, NO!
400
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,520
EVERYONE IS FURIOUS
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
401
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:09,180
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
402
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,000
DOG, THESE PICTURES
ARE FABULOUS!
403
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,790
I WANT TO PUBLISH YOU.
404
00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:16,310
IMAGINE-- A BOOK OF
PHOTOGRAPHS OF PEOPLE
405
00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:18,180
AND THE HUMILIATING
THINGS THEY DO.
406
00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:20,360
WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS!
407
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:24,320
SORRY, MISTER, THIS WHOLE THING
IS A HUGE MISTAKE.
408
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:27,930
I THOUGHT MY PICTURES
WOULD BRING YOU JOY
409
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:31,200
BUT THEY HAVE ONLY
MADE YOU MISERABLE.
410
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:35,810
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER
TAKE ANOTHER PHOTOGRAPH
AS LONG AS I LIVE.
411
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,900
DID HE SAY MILLIONS?
412
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,640
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE IN A BOOK.
413
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,470
UH, I CAN'T FIT IN A BOOK.
414
00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:47,130
OH, THIS IS FANTASTIC!
415
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,040
WE'LL BE WORLD-RENOWNED!
416
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,830
HEY, IF DANCING AROUND
IN MY TIGHTY-WIGHTIES
417
00:21:53,090 --> 00:21:54,790
IS ALL IT TAKES TO BE FAMOUS
418
00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:55,960
THEN I'M IN!
419
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,750
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
420
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:00,180
WE'LL NEED MORE
PICTURES, DOG.
421
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,270
ARE YOU UP FOR IT?
422
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,750
I, UH, GUESS SO.
423
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:08,450
YEAH, AND I GOT A BALLET OUTFIT
THAT MAKES ME LOOK RIDICULOUS.
424
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:11,590
YOU SHOULD SEE ME
IN MY FOOTY PAJAMAS!
425
00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:17,240
UH, YOU SEE ME
IN HER FOOTY PAJAMAS.
[ laughs]
426
00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:18,980
GRAB YOUR CAMERA
427
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,680
AND GET A LOAD OF THIS!
428
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:21,810
TA-DA!
429
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:24,340
OKAY, SNAP, SNAP...
430
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,990
FLASH, FLASH!
431
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,730
THERE YOU GO, POSE!
432
00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,910
YEAH, YEAH, LET THE CAMERA
DO THE WORK!
433
00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:31,080
YEAH, THE CAMERA
LOVES YOU!
434
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,560
HEY, GET A LOAD OF THIS!
435
00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:34,000
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
436
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:35,870
DO I HAVE ANYTHING IN MY TEETH?
437
00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:37,610
I'M MUCH MORE HUMILIATING
THAN THEM.
438
00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:40,530
DUH, LOOKY,
LOOKY WHAT I CAN DO!
439
00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,270
UH, RIGHT OVER HERE!
440
00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:44,400
KEEP YOUR CAMERA ON THE MONEY.
441
00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:45,970
RIGHT HERE... ME! ME!
442
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:48,710
CHEESE, CHEESE...
443
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:49,890
CHEESE...
444
00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:57,980
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
445
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,720
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
446
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,070
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
447
00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:03,160
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
448
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:07,690
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
449
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:10,340
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
450
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,000
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
451
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:14,950
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
452
00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:16,780
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
453
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,130
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
454
00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:21,260
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
455
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,920
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
456
00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:27,880
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
457
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,840
and NICKELODEON]
458
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,100
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
459
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,060
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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