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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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[ Dog yodeling western-style]
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[ humming]:
DI-DUH-DI-DI...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
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I LET YOU
DRAG ME HERE, DOG.
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STATE FAIRS ARE NOTHING
BUT A FEEDING GROUND
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FOR THE
FEEBLE-MINDED.
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WANT SOME OF MY SUGAR-FROSTED
DEEP-FRIED TURKEY LEG
ON A STICK?
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OOH, IT'S TEMPTING,
BUT NO.
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NOW LET'S GO.
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CAT... I DON'T THINK
THAT'S THE WAY OUT.
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OH, PLEASE...
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MY SENSE OF DIRECTION IS...
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[ crowd cheering]
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NOT AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE.
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BULL!
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NO, REALLY.
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NO, NO, NO... BULL!
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[ snorting...]
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[ screaming]
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[ crowd groans]
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GUH...
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HELLO...
NICE BULLIE
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WITH
THE SHARP HORNS
AND THE HOOVES
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AND THE SNORTING
AND THE FEROCIOUS
BEHAVIOR.
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YIKES!
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DOUBLEYIKES!
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[ panting...]
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WHOO...!
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[ crowd cheering]
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[ screaming and thumping...]
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[ bull groans]
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LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE, DOG.
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[ crowd cheering]
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THANKS FOR THE RIDE,
MR. BULL.
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[ sniffing]
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HOLD IT!
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YOU BOYS ARE NATURALS.
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I COULD MAKE YOU
RODEO SUPERSTARS.
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YEE-HA.
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WOWEE!
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WOULD WE GET TO WEAR
BIG COWBOY HATS?
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YOU'RE DARN TOOTING!
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I'M IN.
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I'M OUT.
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I WOULDN'T GET BACK
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ON ONE OF THOSE BLOOD-CRAZED
BULLS IN A MILLION YEARS.
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[ crowd cheering...]
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ROPE 'EM, RIDE 'EM,
TIE 'EM UP.
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PARDON ME, PARDNERS.
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YOU'RE MY HERO, CATDOG.
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CAN I PLEASE HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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HMM... PLEASE?
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UM... WELL, SU...
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WELL, SURE, UM...
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I RECKON THAT'S OKAY.
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ARE YOU GOING TO BE
RIDING AGAIN SOON?
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YOU BET YOUR SWEET CHAPS,
LITTLE GIRL.
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[ giggles]
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[ kisses]
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[ crowd muttering happily]
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[ laughs, snorts]
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WHERE DO WE SIGN?
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HI-HO DIGGITY!
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HELLO, BIG HATS!
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[ grunting]
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HOLD ON, DOG!
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WHOO-HOO... WHOO-HOO!
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[ grunting...]
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[ blasts horn]
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WHOA...!
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HERE, BULL!
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Shriek:
BULLY,
BULL BULL.
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WOW, THAT IS A BIG HAMBURGER.
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[ growling]
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DUH!
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[ thud]
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WHOO-HOO!
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YEE-HA!
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[ blasts]
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[ all yelling]
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[ laughing]
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[ snorting]
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[ thud]
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♪ OH, I'M JUST A RODEO ROMEO ♪
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♪ BREAKING THEM BULLS
LIKE YOU BROKE MY HEART ♪
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♪ OH, I'M JUST
A COWTOWN COWPOKE ♪
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♪ BUSTING THEM BRONCS
EVER SINCE WE DID PART ♪
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♪ OH, RODEO SURE
IS A LONELY LIFE ♪
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♪ CURSING THEM COWS 'CAUSE
YOU'RE SORE ALL THE TIME ♪
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♪ WHEN I SHOULD BE
SMOOCHING YOU UP AS MY WIFE ♪
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♪ I'M JUST BUSTING BIG BLISTERS
ON MY BIG BEHIND ♪
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♪ WHEN I SHOULD BE
SMOOCHING YOU UP AS MY WIFE ♪
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♪ I'M JUST BUSTING BIG BLISTERS
ON MY BIG BEHIND. ♪
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[ yodeling]
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T CAT CASSIDY
AND THE SUNDANCE DOG.
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THERE'S A CHANGE
IN TONIGHT'S LINEUP.
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INSTEAD OF RIDING
MARSHMALLOW GIRL
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YOU'RE GOING UP AGAINST
POINTY HORNS McGIRK.
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[ gulps]
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HASN'T HE BEATEN AND GORED
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EVERY RIDER
HE'S EVER, EVER FACED?
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YUP, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
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WHO WERE JUST SITTING
AROUND THE PARKING LOT.
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OH, WE DON'T CARE.
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BRING HIM ON.
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WE CAN LICK ANYBODY.
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RIGHT, PARDNER?
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OUCH, OUCH!
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POINTY HORNS WANTED
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A QUICK WORD WITH YOU
BEFORE THE FIGHT, OKAY?
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COME ON IN, P.H.
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[ thumping and snorting]
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PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR
ACQUAINTANCE, GENTLEMEN.
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MAY I COMPLIMENT YOU
ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL HATS?
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MUCH OBLIGED.
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NOW, HERE'S
THE DEAL, FELLAS.
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YOU'RE BOTH UNDEFEATED,
SO SOMEBODY'S GOT TO LOSE.
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OOH,
SHOULD BE EXCITING.
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WONDER WHO WILL WIN.
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WONDER NO MORE.
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IT WILL BE ME.
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A RECENT PHONE SURVEY
SHOWS THE FANS WANT
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OLD POINTY HORNS
TO WIN
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SO I WANT YOU
TO THROW THE RODEO.
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YOU'RE GOING TO LET HIM WIN.
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NEVER!
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NEVER!
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THERE'LL BE A NICE PAYDAY
IN IT FOR YOU.
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NEVER!
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HOW NICE?
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PLENTY NICE.
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SORRY, BOYS,
BUT THE FIX IS IN.
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CATDOG TAKES A DIVE.
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WE ARE NOT GOING TO
DO IT, ARE WE, CAT?
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[ sighs]
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LISTEN, DAWG.
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I MEAN, LISTEN, DOG.
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I'M HURTING PRETTY BAD
OVER HERE AND, WELL
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I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
RETIRING SOON ANYWAY
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AND IF WE DO THIS,
WE CAN GET OUT
WITH A COUPLE OF BUCKS!
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[ snorts]
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IT'S TIME TO HANG UP
OUR SPURS.
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[ blinking back tears]
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[ crowd cheering]
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[ snorting]
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CAT, WE CAN'T TAKE A DIVE.
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WHAT ABOUT OUR PUBLIC?
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YOU HEARD RANCID.
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THE PUBLIC WANTS
POINTY HORNS TO WIN.
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OH, COME ON.
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PHONE SURVEY, SHMONE SHMURVEY!
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JUST LISTEN TO THAT CROWD.
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[ cheering...]
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FIVE SECONDS TILL
YOUR BIG PAYDAY, BOYS.
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I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
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IT'S GO TIME!
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AND WE'RE AWAY!
MAKE IT LOOK GOOD, EH?
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[ yelling]
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WHOO-HOO-HOO...!
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[ yelling...]
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[ Hawaiian music playing]
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[ yelling...]
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THAT WAS YOUR CUE,
GENTLEMEN.
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PLEASE BE SO GOOD
AS TO SLIDE OFF
MY TRAPEZIUMS.
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WELL, I GUESS THIS IS WHERE
WE TAKE A DIVE, HUH, CAT?
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[ crowd whooping]
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GUESS AGAIN, DOG.
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WHAT?
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WE'RE A-GONNA
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RIDE OUR HEARTS OUT, DOG.
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WE OWE IT TO OUR FANS
AND TO OURSELVES!
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YEE-HA, DIGGITY!
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YOU'VE JUST MADE THE BIGGEST
MISTAKE OF YOUR LIVES.
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AND, COINCIDENTALLY, THE LAST.
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[ snorting]
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[ growling]
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[ Cat and Dog yelling...]
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AS RODEO CLOWNS,
AREN'T WE HONOR-BOUND
TO HELP THE COWBOY IN DANGER?
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YEAH, BUT AS GREASERS,
WE'RE HONOR-BOUND TO LET
CATDOG GET POUNDED.
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DUH, I LIKE POUNDED CAKE.
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[ grunting and yelling...]
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YEE-HA. [ laughs]
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[ gasps]
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[ chattering]
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HUH?
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HUH?
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[ screams]
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WHOA.
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[ phone rings]
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HELLO?
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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HELLO?
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GET OFF MY BACK!
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[ yelling...]
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HANG ON, CAT,
HANG ON!
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HUH?
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I GOT IT, BUDDY.
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Cat:
YEE-HA! RIDE HIM, CATDOG!
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[ Dog laughing]
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LEAPING LUMBAGO!
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McGIRK, CONSIDER
YOURSELF McBUSTED.
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HA! HOW'D YOU LIKE
THEM APPLES THERE,
LITTLE MISSY?
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YOU TWO-HEADED HALFWIT, I
WAS COUNTING ON YOU TO LOSE!
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DIDN'T YOU HEAR
ABOUT THE PHONE SURVEY?
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CAT, THEY'RE THROWING
ROTTEN VEGETABLES.
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THEY MUST LOVE US.
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[ crowd booing]
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YOUR RODEO DAYS ARE OVER!
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE WAY OUT?
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NOW, DON'T START THAT AGAIN.
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OOPS.
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[ growling]
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PRETTY KITTY WITH THE FANGS
AND THE CLAWS
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AND THE SCRATCHING AND
THE LOOK IN YOUR EYE THAT SAYS
"I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!"
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[ roaring]
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Cat:
GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGIE!
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UM, EXCUSE ME.
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WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
TO SEE THE DENTIST.
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IT IS OUR
FIRST CHECKUP EVER.
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GEE, I JUST KNEW TODAY
WOULD BE SPECIAL.
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GO ON IN.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE
SO HAPPY ABOUT.
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WITH ALL THE GARBAGE YOU EAT
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YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
EXTENSIVE DENTAL WORK.
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[ gulps]
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REALLY?
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REALLY.
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WITH PLENTY OF DRILLING
AND GRINDING
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AND EXCAVATION
AND SCRAPING AND...
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OW.
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I'M IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN.
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OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
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OH, SAVE ME!
251
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:44,480
COME ON, DOG, PLEASE.
252
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,390
OH...
253
00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:57,880
[ whirring...]
254
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,460
[ both scream]
255
00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:04,950
WE'LL START WITH BOWSER HERE.
256
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,370
OPEN WIDE.
257
00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,680
AH...
258
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:09,850
HMM...
259
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,410
OH, MY... HMM...
260
00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:14,370
A LITTLE WIDER,
PLEASE.
261
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:15,960
AH...
262
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:19,210
WILL YOU LOOK
AT THAT... HOLY COW!
263
00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:20,830
EE...
264
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,690
GOSH.
265
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,900
YOUR TEETH
ARE PERFECT.
266
00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:28,630
I TOLD YOU, ALL THAT GARBAGE...
WHAT?!
267
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,500
IN FACT, BEST CHOPPERS
I'VE SEEN SINCE THE BIKER
CONVENTION.
268
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:33,600
GO ON, RINSE.
269
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,820
OKAY, SPIT.
270
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:41,230
[ gulps]
271
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:46,510
HMM, INTERESTING.
272
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,310
ALL RIGHT, YOUR TURN, KITTY.
OPEN UP.
273
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,960
CERTAINLY.
274
00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:55,420
[ garbled]:
IF HIS TEETH ARE GOOD,
MINE MUST BE SPECTACULAR!
275
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,110
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE BEEN EATING
276
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,110
BUT THE PRESIDENT
SHOULD VISIT YOUR MOUTH.
277
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,050
IT'S A DISASTER AREA.
278
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,870
THAT EMPOP...
279
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,010
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
MY DIET IS IMPECCABLE.
280
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,190
HE'S THE ONE
281
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,290
WHO EATS GARBAGE!
282
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,570
MAKE A WISH.
283
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:20,820
HMM, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TWO
A CATDOG SCAN.
284
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:30,520
OH, WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.
285
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:31,760
WHAT IS IT, DOC?
286
00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:38,150
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
287
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,430
IT'S ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING.
288
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,290
WATCH THIS.
289
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,430
[ cracking, screaming]
290
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,020
YOW!
291
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,200
HEY!
292
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,400
SEE?
293
00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:53,160
NOW, CHECK THIS OUT.
294
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:06,520
APPARENTLY, WHATEVER ONE
EATS OR DOES TO HIS TEETH
295
00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:08,970
AFFECTS THE OTHER
ONE'S TEETH.
296
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,840
OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
THIS ISN'T FAIR!
297
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,770
NEITHER IS MY BILLING POLICY.
298
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,670
BUT IF ROVER THERE
DOESN'T CHANGE
299
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,460
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SURGERY.
300
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,150
IT'S EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE
301
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,430
AND EXTREMELY
PAINFUL.
302
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,370
NOW, DOG, YOU'VE GOT TO
START BEING MORE CAREFUL
303
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,720
ABOUT WHAT GOES INTO
THAT GARBAGE DISPOSAL
YOU CALL A MOUTH!
304
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,300
YES, CAT.
305
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,860
[ gurgling]
306
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:36,930
GOOD, BECAUSE MY DENTAL
HEALTH DEPENDS ON IT.
307
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,620
DO YOU UNDERSTAND, DOG?
308
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:39,760
[ gurgling]
309
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:44,970
[ hissing]
310
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,660
[ screaming]
311
00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:51,950
WELL, DOG
312
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:53,290
IT'S TIME YOU EXPANDED
313
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,810
YOUR HORIZONS.
314
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,160
ARTICHOKES, ARUGULA...
315
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,750
ASPARAGUS...
316
00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,260
YOU'RE REALLY GOING
TO LOVE THIS.
317
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,610
WELL...
318
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,580
GO ON, DIG IN.
319
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,970
THERE NOW--
ISN'T THAT DELICIOUS?
320
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,590
MMM... VERY DUSTY.
321
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,770
YEAH. [ humming and munching]
322
00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,630
[ muttering]
323
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,010
OOPS, I BETTER GET
THAT FORK THAT FELL.
324
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,990
OW, OW, OW!
325
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,300
DOG!
326
00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:39,920
NOW, WHERE DID
THAT FORK GO TO?
327
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,240
DOG!
328
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,410
UH-OH.
329
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:46,210
OH... WHY YOU...
330
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:50,000
TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME,
MISTER.
331
00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:58,530
[ crunching]
332
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,740
OW, CAT, COLD, COLD,
FREEZING, FREEZING!
333
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:06,020
OW...!
334
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,710
[ growling]
335
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,880
NO, DOG...
336
00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,650
NOT... THE ALUMINUM...
337
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:11,890
FOIL!
338
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,890
[ chuckling]
339
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:14,790
AH!
340
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:23,420
OH... AH... OH...!
341
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,760
TRUCE, TRUCE, TRUCE.
342
00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:26,900
[ sighs]
343
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:32,530
WELL, I'M GLAD WE PUT
OUR DIFFERENCES
BEHIND US, DOG.
344
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:35,600
AND AS A PEACE OFFERING,
I BAKED YOU A CAKE.
345
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,160
A CAKE? WHAT KIND OF CAKE?
346
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:43,060
OH, JUST A LITTLE GRISTLE
AND BONE AND SUGAR CAKE.
347
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,270
OH, BOY, MY FAVORITE.
348
00:17:45,470 --> 00:17:46,680
BON APPETIT.
349
00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:47,650
[ chuckling]
350
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,270
AH...
351
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,550
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
352
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,860
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
353
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:59,730
HEY... DENTAL FLOSS?
354
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,080
[ whistling]
355
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:09,740
WHY, THIS CAKE IS MADE
OUT OF NOTHING BUT...
TOOTHPASTE AND FLUORIDE.
356
00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:11,220
OKAY, MAYBE I, UH...
357
00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:13,740
SKIMPED ON THE GRISTLE A LITTLE.
358
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:16,950
NOW, NOW, TAKE IT
EASY, DOG... DOG...
359
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,580
NO, DON'T...
360
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:23,820
MMM... MMM... HMM... MINTY.
361
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,900
[ Cat groaning]
362
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:33,660
OOH, MY TEETH HURT!
363
00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:36,420
DOG... DOG, YOU AWAKE?
364
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:40,220
[ snoring...]
365
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:49,020
[ humming]
366
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:51,820
OH! DARN IT...
367
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,320
[ yelling...]
368
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,370
STAY OUT OF MY MOUTH!
369
00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:26,300
YOU'VE RUINED MY TEETH
370
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,540
AND NOW I'M GOING TO RUIN
371
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,680
YOURS!
372
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:33,410
[ chomping and munching]
373
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,410
OW...!
374
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,620
OH, YEAH?!
375
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,520
[ zapping]
376
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,830
OW, OW, OW...!
377
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,800
[ snarling....]
378
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:54,840
Dog:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
379
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,670
[ Cat snickers]
380
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:04,470
OW...!
381
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,440
[ Dog yipping]
382
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:13,380
[ engine revving]
383
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,560
[ Dog screaming]
384
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:29,120
[ siren wailing]
385
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:37,090
[ humming]
386
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,790
[ groaning]
387
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,550
Both:
HUH?!
388
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,330
[ garbled]:
UH... DOG?
389
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,430
[ garbled]:
YES, CAT?
390
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,670
I APO... GIZE.
391
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,710
HUH?
392
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,850
I APO... GIZE.
393
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:08,780
HMM?
394
00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:11,130
I...
395
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:12,960
[ clearly]:
I APOLOGIZE.
396
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,540
[ garbled]:
I APO... GIZE, TOO.
397
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,370
WHAT?
398
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,310
[ both whimpering]
399
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:22,350
DOCTOR, THE NEXT TEN PAYMENTS
ON YOUR SPEEDBOAT
400
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,900
ARE HERE TO SEE YOU.
401
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,490
HMM...
402
00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:28,450
MEDIALS, OCCLUSALS...
MM-HMM.
403
00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:30,530
BICUSPIDS, OKAY...
UH-HUH.
404
00:21:30,730 --> 00:21:33,740
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO TAKE YOU DOWN TO THE GUMS
405
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,570
AND DO
A TOTAL BUILDOUT.
406
00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:37,260
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
407
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:41,330
IS THIS GOING TO BE...
P-P-PAINFUL?
408
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:46,470
NO. OH, I SUPPOSE MY WRIST MIGHT
START TO HURT AFTER A WHILE...
409
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,060
AH, HERE IT IS.
410
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:49,580
[ Cat and Dog screaming]
411
00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:57,000
MAN, DO I LOVE THAT BOAT.
412
00:21:57,210 --> 00:22:01,250
BREATHE DEEP AND COUNT
BACKWARDS FROM 100.
413
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,420
Cat and Dog:
ONE HUN...
414
00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:13,190
THERE... ALL DONE.
415
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,470
WHY, THEY'RE
BEAUTIFUL!
416
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,300
OH, BOY,
I CAN'T WAIT
417
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,920
TO DO SOME CHOMPING
WITH THESE CHOMPERS!
418
00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:23,750
BUT I PROMISE TO BE
CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I...
419
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,370
CAT, DOES YOUR
SKIN FEEL FUNNY?
420
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,200
A CLASSIC FOOD ALLERGY.
421
00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:30,620
EAT ANYTHING STRANGE LATELY?
422
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,970
MUST BE FROM ALL THAT GARBAGE
WE ATE.
423
00:22:33,170 --> 00:22:34,900
OUR SKIN IS BREAKING OUT!
424
00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:38,490
NO PROBLEM--
I DOUBLE AS A
DERMATOLOGIST.
425
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,530
Cat and Dog:
THAT'S A RELIEF.
426
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:43,500
WE'LL JUST SHAVE YOU DOWN
AND DIP YOU IN AN ACID BATH.
427
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,260
Cat and Dog:
THAT'S NOT.
428
00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:49,120
IT'S EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE
AND EXTREMELY PAINFUL.
429
00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:50,610
[ whimpering]
430
00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:56,820
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
431
00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:58,610
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
432
00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:01,030
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
433
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,310
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
434
00:23:02,510 --> 00:23:06,620
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
435
00:23:06,830 --> 00:23:09,350
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
436
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,080
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
437
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,040
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
438
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,910
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
439
00:23:16,110 --> 00:23:17,430
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
440
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,290
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
441
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,050
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
442
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:26,950
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
443
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,950
and NICKELODEON]
444
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,990
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
445
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,170
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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