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♪ ONE FINE DAY,
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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[ panting]
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WHEW! GREAT DAY FOR
A JOG, HUH, CAT?
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Cat:
OH, SPLENDIFEROUS.
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POTHOLE!
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HOWDY, BOYS.
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HUNGRY?
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YEAH, I'M ALL "FAMISHY."
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YEAH. WHEW!
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ALL THIS JOGGING HAS
WORKED UP AN APPETITE.
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OH, THEN WELCOME TO
RANCID RABBIT'S RIB ROOM.
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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR
THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET.
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ALL RIGHTY.
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LET'S SEE IF I CAN
EAT IT ALL.
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BEEF, PORK, PORKY BEEF,
BEEF PORKY...
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[ stammering]
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OH, EASY, DOG,
EASY, EASY!
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Rancid:
NONSENSE.
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RUN WILD, BOY.
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THE KITCHEN CAN ALWAYS
WHIP UP MORE.
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[ yowling]
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WELL, IN THAT CASE
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HI-HO DIG-
RIGHT IN-ITTY.
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WOW! MMM!
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HEY!
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OH, DOG! DOG!
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WHY CAN'T YOU CONTROL
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THESE BEASTLY URGES?
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Rancid:
GET IT WHILE IT'S COLD.
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WHO'S IN THE MOOD FOR SUSHI?
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[ stutters]
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SUSHI, SU-SU-SU-SHI?
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THAT'S RIGHT,
RAW FISH.
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WOW!
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[ sniffs deeply]
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OH, FISHY, FISHY, FISH!
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AH, DOES MY HEART GOOD TO SEE
YOU KIDS EATING HEALTHY.
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I'LL GO GET THE BACON GREASE.
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[ exhales]
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DOG, DOG, DOG!
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HAVE WE LOST OUR MINDS?
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PROBABLY.
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BUT WE CAN'T JUST DEVOUR FISH,
PORK AND BEEF LIKE THIS.
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WE CAN'T?
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NO!
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WE NEED
SIDE DISHES TOO.
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WHOOPEE!
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Cat [ panting]:
OOH, YEAH!
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HEY, CAT, LOOK AT ME!
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I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
LIKE THIS BEFORE, CAT.
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YOU WOLFED DOWN THAT BUFFET
LIKE, LIKE... LIKE ME.
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OKAY, SO I HAVE
A WEAKNESS FOR SUSHI...
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BUT THAT'S IT.
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Rancid:
HOPE YOU SAVED
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A LITTLE ROOM FOR DESSERT.
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OH, GOSH, I-I COULDN'T
POSSIBLY...
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I'M SO STUFFED I OUGHT
TO BE MOUNTED ON A WALL!
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[ laughs]
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TOO BAD.
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IT'LL BE A SHAME
TO WASTE
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ALL THIS
WHITEFISH PUDDING.
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WH-WH-WHITEFISH PUDDING?
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WOW, THAT'S THE SAME
STUPID LOOK I GET
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JUST BEFORE I EAT...
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MOLDY CHEESE MOUSSE.
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MOLDY MOUSSE, MOUSSE, MOUSSE.
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MOLDY, MOLDY,
MOUSSE, MOUSSE, MOUSSE!
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AH, LET'S EAT.
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[ chomping loudly, burping]
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[ loud belch]
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[ belch echoes]
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HEY, WE'RE INCREDIBLY FAT.
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OH, YEAH.
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I'LL HAVE TO DO A WHOLE LOT
OF JOGGING TO LOSE THIS.
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AND I'LL HAVE TO GET
A MUCH STURDIER WHEELCHAIR.
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CHECK, PLEASE.
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MY PLEASURE.
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LET'S SEE, THAT'S
TWO ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFETS
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HMM, CARRY THE SEVEN AND...
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THAT'LL BE $34,000, PLEASE.
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OH, CAT, CAN YOU
COVER ME THIS TIME?
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[ stammers]
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YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
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NO, IF I WERE JOKING,
YOU'D BE LAUGHING, FATBOY.
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THE BUFFET'S $17,000 EACH.
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IT SAYS SO OUT FRONT,
PLAIN AS DAY.
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IS THERE A PROBLEM?
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Cat:
YOU BET
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THERE'S A PROBLEM.
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ALL I'VE GOT IS $13
AND SOME DENTAL FLOSS.
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OH, IS IT
THE WAX KIND?
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THE OTHER STUFF HURTS MY GUMS.
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FOCUS, PLEASE, DOG.
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WE OWE THIS GUY $34,000!
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MAKE THAT $33,987.
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YOU CAN KEEP THE FLOSS.
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SEE, CAT?
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HE'S WILLING TO WORK WITH US.
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THIS IS INSANE.
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YOU CAN'T CHARGE
THAT MUCH FOR FOOD.
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OH, YES, I CAN.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH
THIS PLACE COSTS TO RENT
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HUH, HUH?
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NOW PAY UP OR ELSE!
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[ gulps]
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OR ELSE, WHAT?
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OR ELSE YOU CAN
WORK OFF YOUR DEBT.
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CATDOG, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.
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I CAME IN HERE THREE WEEKS AGO
FOR A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE.
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IT COST ME $6,000.
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BACK TO WORK,
YOU WEASEL!
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AND I MEAN THAT AS AN INSULT
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE, YOU KNOW
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ACTUALLY A WEASEL.
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I JUST STOPPED BY
TO USE THE PAY PHONE
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AND THE RABBIT CHARGED ME $800,
AND I CALLED COLLECT!
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WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING
ABOUT, ZIPPERPUSS?
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YOU'LL BE OUT
OF HERE NEXT WEEK.
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HELP US, CATDOG.
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YES, PLEASE, MY HANDS ARE
ALL PRUNY AND I DON'T LOVE IT.
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YOU THINK YOU'VE
GOT IT BAD.
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THAT CRAZY RABBIT'S
HAD ME RUNNING
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ON THIS TREADMILL
FOR A MONTH.
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PIPE DOWN,
SQUIRRELY.
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YOU CAN GO AS SOON AS
THAT PIG'S COOKED THROUGH.
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I KEEP TELLING YOU.
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I'VE GOT TICKETS
TO THE THEATER.
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HERE YOU GO, BOYS.
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YOU CAN START WITH
THE BATHROOMS.
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WE'VE HAD SOME MINOR
PLUMBING PROBLEMS.
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IT'S WHY WE TOOK
THE BEANS OFF THE MENU.
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NOW GET CRACKING!
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Dog:
SORRY, CAT.
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IF I HADN'T WANTED
TO COME HERE
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WE WOULDN'T OWE RANCID
ALL THAT MONEY.
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[ grunts]:
YEAH.
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[ panting]
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AND WE WOULDN'T BE THIS FAT.
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W-WAIT A MINUTE.
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WE'RE FAT.
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DON'T WORRY, CAT.
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THESE VERTICAL STRIPES
ARE VERY SLIMMING.
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NO, NO, NO, DOG.
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I MEAN, WE ARE HUMONGOUS,
GIGANTIC, GARGANTUAN...
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AS IN BIG!
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OH, YEAH!
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I DON'T GET IT.
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AND SINCE WE'RE SO HUGE
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I DON'T SEE WHY
WE'RE LETTING
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THIS PUNY LITTLE RODENT
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PUSH US AROUND!
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NOW, NOW, NOW,
TAKE IT EASY, FELLOWS...
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THAT BUFFET WASN'T
WORTH $34,000, MISTER!
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IT WAS GOOD, BUT THERE
WASN'T EVEN ANY COLESLAW.
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YEAH! SO WE'RE NOT
GOING TO PAY
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YOUR RIDICULOUS PRICE.
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IN FACT, WE'RE LEAVING!
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[ gasps]
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AND WE'RE TAKING
THESE GUYS WITH US.
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YAY!
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[ crashes]
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NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE
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TILL I GET PAID BACK.
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OH, YOU WANT PAYBACK?
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THEN TAKE THAT!
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KEEP THE CHANGE,
SMALL-FRY.
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[ snickers]
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AH, SO, YOU LIKE
THE ROUGH STUFF, HUH?
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WELL, TWO CAN PLAY
AT THAT GAME--
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THREE, IF YOU COUNT THE DOG.
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I'M COUNTING THE DOG.
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[ snarls]
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WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT FABULOUS CORSET?
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YOU CROSSED
THE WRONG RABBIT, BOYS.
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[ yowls]
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[ growling]
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IT'S GO TIME.
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WOW, HIS FAT IS FATTER
THAN OUR FAT.
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COME ON, CATDOG.
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SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, DOG?
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[ shaking]
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I THINK LET'S TAKE HIM DOWN!
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[ snarling]
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[ growling]
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN
FOR A BOISTEROUS BRAWL
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BETWEEN TWO TITANIC
HEAVYWEIGHTS.
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I JUST WISH THEY'D PUT
THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON.
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[ grunting and growling]
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[ growls]
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[ roars]
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OKAY, HANDS, SUMO SOME MORE.
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[ growls]
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[ grunting]
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Cat:
TORO, TORO, TORO.
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[ yells]
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[ yelling]
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[ gasps]
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ARE WE WINNING, CAT?
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I DON'T THINK SO, DOG.
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HE'S... TOO... FAT.
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[ growling]
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Dog:
WHOA!
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[ hitting calculator keys]
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OOH, BAD NEWS, BOYS.
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NOW YOU OWE ME FOR THE MEAL AND
FOR THE DAMAGE TO MY RESTAURANT.
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ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
YOU'LL BE WORKING HERE FOR...
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EVER!
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MUST GET FATTER.
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GOT TO KEEP EATING.
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SAYONARA
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CATDOG-SAN.
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[ growling]
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GRAVITY IS NOT
OUR FRIEND.
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[ pounding]
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[ stammering]
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CALM DOWN NOW, FELLOWS.
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I CAN GIVE YOU ONE
OF MY BUFFET COUPONS.
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IT'LL TRIM THE BILL
DOWN TO... OH, $13!
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LOOK AT THAT.
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WE'RE ALL SQUARE--
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EVEN STEPHEN.
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WAY TO GO, CATDOG.
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NOWWE'RE EVEN.
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I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE
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BEFORE THINGS GET
EVEN WEIRDER.
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COME ON, EDDIE.
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Eddie:
THANKS, PAL.
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I REALLY
APPRECIATE IT.
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[ babbling]
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GOD JOB, DOG.
249
00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,690
RIGHT BACK
AT YOU, FATTY.
250
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,690
WELL, LET'S BLOW
THIS RIB STAND.
251
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,250
HI-HO DIGGETY TO THAT.
252
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:47,180
I MIGHT GET HUNGRY
ON THE JOG HOME.
253
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:48,120
[ crashes]
254
00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:27,190
OH, DOG, I'VE HAD A LOT OF
BRILLIANT IDEAS IN MY TIME
255
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,090
BUT TURNING OUR HOUSE
INTO A HOTEL
256
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,200
IS MY GREATEST EVER!
257
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,030
BUT WON'T IT BE HARD
TO RUN A HOTEL
258
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,200
ALL BY OURSELVESES?
259
00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:37,750
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
260
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,410
PEOPLE COME IN,
THEY GO TO SLEEP
261
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,480
THEY GIVE YOU MONEY,
THEY LEAVE.
262
00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,550
Dog:
BUT WHAT ABOUT
ALL THE CLEANING AND THE...?
263
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,900
TUT, TUT, TUT, MY GOOD DOG.
264
00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:50,390
A LITTLE HARD WORK NEVER HURT
ANYBODY... ESPECIALLY YOU.
265
00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,250
HIYA, CATDOG,
GOT MILK?
266
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,390
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE'RE RUNNING HERE, A HOTEL?
267
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,840
I THOUGHT WE WERE, CAT.
268
00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,430
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
269
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,530
WE ARE RUNNING A HOTEL.
270
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,300
WELL, THEN,
ONE DELICIOUS GLASS
271
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,370
OF ICE-COLD MILK
COMING UP.
272
00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,720
HERE'S YOUR
MOO JUICE, WINSLOW.
273
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,030
THANKS, CAT,
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
274
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,170
WHOA!
275
00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:15,440
THAT'LL BE $20.
276
00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:16,690
TWENTY DOLLARS?!
277
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,310
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
278
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,070
AND THAT DOESN'T
INCLUDE THE TIP.
279
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,280
I GOT A TIP FOR YOU: YOU CAN
TAKE YOUR MILK AND YOU CAN...
280
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:25,660
[ doorbell rings]
281
00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,010
OUR FIRST GUESTS.
282
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,980
WELCOME TO HOTEL CATDOG.
283
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:42,060
[ crashing]
284
00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:43,300
MY NAME IS HANS.
285
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:45,160
I NEED A ROOM FOR ME
286
00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:47,370
UNDMY MAMA
UNDHER MAMA, JA?
287
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,000
JA.
288
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,860
UH...
289
00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:53,310
BELLBOY, TAKE THESE
TWO BAGS UPSTAIRS.
290
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,830
YA, SIR!
291
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:01,630
[ grunting]
292
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,390
THE OTHER TWO BAGS.
293
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,600
OOPS.
294
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,250
[ crashing]
295
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,570
DO YOU SERVE
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE?
296
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,120
WE'LL SERVE ANYONE.
297
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,160
[ laughs]
298
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,330
ONE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
COMING RIGHT UP.
299
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:29,240
I AM PROFESSOR STAFFWAG.
300
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:32,870
I NEED A PLACE TO WORK
IN PEACE AND QUIET.
301
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:36,320
PEACE AND QUIET
IS OUR MIDDLE NAME.
302
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,910
CAT PEACE-AND-QUIET DOG?
303
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:39,700
WAH!
304
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,290
[ tires screech]
305
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,610
WOW!
306
00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:50,330
DOG, IT'S MARIA COWESS
307
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,720
NEARBURG'S GREATEST
OPERA SINGER.
308
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,790
INNKEEPER,
I NEED YOUR FINEST ROOM.
309
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,790
I MUSTA PRACTICE FOR
MY NEW OPERA: MADAMA BUTTERBALL.
310
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,520
OH... IT WILL BE AN HONOR
TO HAVE YOU AS OUR GUEST.
311
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:13,050
[ groaning]
312
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:20,430
[ cat laughs gleefully]
313
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,810
THIS IS BE-YOU-TEE-FUL.
314
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:26,330
ALL OUR ROOMS OUR FILLED AND
WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE
315
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,470
AND WE'RE MAKING MONEY, HONEY!
316
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:29,300
[ cackles]
317
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,590
OH, CAT, YOU AMAZE MYSELF.
318
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:37,930
[ telephone rings]
319
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,450
FRONT DESK.
320
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,380
WHERE'S MEINCHOCOLATE MOUSSE?
321
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,420
OH, A THOUSAND PARDONS, SIR.
322
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,250
[ doorbell rings]
323
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,470
ONE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
324
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:11,280
[ Cowess singing loudly]
325
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,830
ISN'T SHE DIVINE?
326
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,010
[ Cowess sings
shrill high notes]
327
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:24,320
WILL YOU TELL THAT NINCOMPOOP
IN ROOM 27
328
00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:26,570
TO BE QUIET
WHILE I'M TRYING TO WORK?
329
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:28,980
THAT IS NO NINCOMPOOP.
330
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:32,810
THAT'S MARIA COWESS, NEARBURG'S
GREATEST OPERA SINGER!
331
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,580
SHE'S NEARBURG'S
GREATEST PAIN IN THE NECK!
332
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,300
SOMEBODY PUT A CORK
IN THAT BLOATED WHALE.
333
00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:41,480
EXCUSE ME, SIR,
I THINK YOU MEAN
"BLOATED COW?"
334
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,720
[ groans]
335
00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:51,070
IF THIS EXPERIMENT WORKS,
I JUST MIGHT GET MY OWN TV SHOW.
336
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,040
[ cheering]
337
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,840
"NITROGLYCERIN, DANGER."
338
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,810
NO LOUD NOISES
OR THIS STUFF BLOWS UP.
339
00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:06,430
HOW DARE YOU TWO
DISTURB ME NOW?!
340
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,710
I'M SORRY, MADAME COWESS
341
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:13,540
BUT COULD YOU
SING A TEENY TINY
TEENSY-WEENSY BIT SOFTER?
342
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,890
ME, SING WITH SOFTNESS?
343
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:16,820
NEVER!
344
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:21,480
DON'T SLAM THE DOORS!
345
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:22,930
SORRY, SIR!
346
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,180
German:
WHERE'S MY MOUSSE?
347
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:27,830
UH, UH, COMING UP, SIR.
348
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,700
HIYA, BOSSY,
GOT ANY LOWFAT ON YOU?
349
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,740
[ Cowess screams]
350
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:35,980
SILENCE THAT COW BEFORE I TURN
HER INTO BEEF PATTIES!
351
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,910
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, SIR.
352
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,160
[ doorbell rings]
353
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:40,950
[ giggles]
354
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,640
[ grunts]
355
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:45,920
[ phone rings]
356
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,340
Cowess [ screaming]:
My room has a mouse in it!
357
00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:52,510
IS HE... BLUE?
358
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,410
[ Singing]:
YES!
359
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:55,590
Cat:
Oh, but don't worry.
360
00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,420
THAT'S JUST WINSLOW.
361
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,420
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NAME,
GET HIM OUT!
362
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:00,630
[ humming]
363
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,590
[ screams]
364
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,290
HEY, WATCH IT SISTER!
365
00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:08,980
[ sighs]
366
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:11,290
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!
367
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,360
NO, WINSLOW!
368
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,160
YOU CALL THAT A MOUSSE?
369
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:22,580
HEY, I AIN'T
NO MOOSE.
370
00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:23,930
HE AIN'T NO MOO...
371
00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:25,270
HE'S A MOUSE.
372
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,720
[ Winslow yelping]
373
00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:27,960
[ crash]
374
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,720
I WANT MEINMOUSSE!
375
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:33,310
[ Cowess singing]
376
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,700
SEND THAT COW
OUT TO PASTURE!
377
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,290
UH, COULD YOU...?
378
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,430
I NO STOP SINGING
FOR NO ONE.
379
00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:43,840
DON'T SLAM THE...
380
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,460
OO, DOOR.
381
00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:47,430
[ Cowess singing]
382
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,430
I WANT MOUSSE NOW!
383
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,130
ONE MOUSSIE COMING UP!
384
00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:56,580
YOUR MOOSE, SIR.
385
00:18:56,790 --> 00:19:00,480
[ bellows]
386
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:03,620
DOG, NOT A REAL MOOSE.
387
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,350
NO, NO, THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WANT.
388
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,420
COME HERE, LITTLE MOOSIE.
389
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:09,870
COME HERE, JA.
390
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:13,800
POOPSIES,
THE MOOSE IS HERE.
391
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:16,700
[ moose bellows]
392
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,740
GET HIM OUT!
393
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,230
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO...
394
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:24,950
...WHILE I'M
TRYING TO WORK!
395
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,060
I NEED A CHOCOLATE MINT
ON MY PILLOW!
396
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,650
[ everyone complaining at once]
397
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,100
[ rumbling]
398
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:31,960
NOW WHAT?
399
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:37,410
95...
400
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:39,280
96...
401
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,280
97...
402
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:45,110
UH, MR. AND MRS. BANKS, COULD
YOU KEEP IT DOWN, PLEASE?
403
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,940
HOLD ON, WHISKERS.
404
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:49,980
I'M ALMOST DONE
WITH MY SUPERSET.
405
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:53,530
KEEP PLAYING THAT
FUNKY MUSIC, GREENBOY.
406
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:54,980
98...
407
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:57,090
99...
408
00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:58,260
YOU MUST STOP.
409
00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:59,470
GIVE ME THOSE WEIGHTS.
410
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,920
YOU GOT 'EM, SWEETCAKES.
411
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:01,920
[ yelps]
412
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,690
YOU BLITHERING IMBECILES!
413
00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:11,550
THIS IS NITROGLYCERINE.
414
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,100
ONE MORE LOUD NOISE
415
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,350
AND WE'LL ALL BLOW SKY HIGH!
416
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,080
[ bellows]
417
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,980
I HATE
THE HOTEL BUSINESS.
418
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,870
THIS WAS
THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER.
419
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,910
WE GOT TO GET RID
OF THESE PEOPLE.
420
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,400
BUT HOW?
421
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,570
[ tires screeching outside]
422
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:36,710
SO CATDOG, I HEAR
YOUSE TWO LOSERS
OPENED UP A HOTEL.
423
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,370
WE DID.
424
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:39,960
AND CAT JUST SAID
THIS WAS THE DUMB...
425
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,340
THE GREATEST THING EVER.
426
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:44,030
I'D LOVE TO CHAT, CLIFF
427
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,380
BUT WE'RE TOO BUSY
MAKING LOTS OF MONEY.
428
00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:50,520
THE GREASERS
CAN DO ANYTHING
THAT CATDOG DOES.
429
00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:53,490
YEAH, AND DO IT BETTER!
430
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:59,670
DUH, WITH ONE LEG
TIED BEHIND, UH, YOUR BACK.
431
00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:02,120
OUR HOTEL'S GOING
TO PUT YOUR HOTEL
432
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,840
OUT OF THE HOTEL
BUSINESS.
433
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:05,810
[ tires screeching]
434
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,710
THAT'S THE IDEA, CLIFFY.
435
00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:13,960
[ tires screech]
436
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,270
COME TO THE GREASERS
GRAND HOTEL.
437
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,510
MUCH BETTER THAN CATDOG'S
DUMP OF A JOINT.
438
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,790
I HEAR IT'S THE BEST HOTEL
IN THE WORLD AND WHATNOT.
439
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
AND QUIET.
440
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:26,970
I'M NOT LEAVING.
441
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,210
WE ARE NOT FINISHED
WITH OUR CHOCOLATE MOOSE.
442
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:32,630
I PAID FOR ROOM
AND I STAY IN ROOM.
443
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,250
I WILL NOT MOVE MY EXPERIMENT.
444
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,150
I STILL GOT TO DO MY CRUNCHES.
445
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:42,160
BUT THEY HAVE FREE MOVIES
AND A POOL AND, AND JACUZZIS
446
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:45,950
AND TERRYCLOTH ROBES AND--
OO, OO-- VIBRATING BEDS.
447
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,400
OO, WACKA-WACKA.
448
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:48,610
All:
NEVER!
449
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:50,060
AND LITTLE PLASTIC SIGNS
450
00:21:50,270 --> 00:21:51,750
THAT SAY "DO NOT DISTURB."
451
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,720
DID HE SAY LITTLE PLASTIC SIGNS
452
00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:57,830
THAT SAY "DO NOT DISTURB?"
453
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,240
JA!
454
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,730
[ sings]:
I'M LEAVING.
455
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,250
ME, TOO.
456
00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:09,360
AND WE'RE NEVER
COMING BACK.
457
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,120
SEE YA, SUCKERS.
458
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,120
[ tires squeal]
459
00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,910
TA TA.
460
00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:18,680
OH, DOG, THE
NEXT TIME I SAY
461
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,540
I HAVE
A BRILLIANT IDEA
462
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,230
HIT ME OVER THE HEAD
WITH A SHOVEL.
463
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,890
OKIE-DOKIE, CAT.
464
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,270
[ explosion]
465
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,830
I WONDER HOW
THE GREASERS ARE DOING?
466
00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,030
GOOD NIGHT, DOG.
467
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,070
GOOD NIGHT, CAT.
468
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:36,660
HOW ABOUT ONE MORE MOOSE
469
00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:38,490
BEFORE WE ALL TURN IN, JA?
470
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:39,700
[ doorbell rings]
471
00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:41,320
WHAT DO WE DO NOW, CAT?
472
00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:45,880
I GOT A BRILLIANT IDEA!
473
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,980
[ metallic thud]
474
00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:48,880
[ Cat groans]
475
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:55,160
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
476
00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:57,030
and NICKELODEON]
477
00:22:57,230 --> 00:22:58,650
♪ ... NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
478
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:01,030
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
479
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,450
♪ CATDOG... ♪
480
00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:05,280
♪ CATDOG ♪
481
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,000
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
482
00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:10,730
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
483
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,420
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
484
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:14,840
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
485
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,180
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
486
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:17,560
♪ CATDOG... ♪
487
00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:19,290
♪ CATDOG ♪
488
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,980
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
489
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:24,360
♪ CATDOG ♪
490
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,440
♪ CATDOG... ♪
491
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,750
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The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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