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♪ ONE FINE DAY,
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Man:
AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR TOUR
OF THE MAJESTIC HALL OF CATS
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HERE AT THE NEARBURG MUSEUM
OF REALLY OLD STUFF.
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AMAZING...
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AH, IT'S LIKE
I'M ALWAYS TELLING YOU
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CATS HAVE A RICH
AND NOBLE HISTORY.
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YEAH, HOW COME YOU
NEVER SEE ANY
GREAT PAINTINGS
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OR STOP TO READ THINGY-
DINGIES OF DOGS, CAT?
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BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T
ANY GREAT DOGS.
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Guide:
UH, NOT QUITE CORRECT.
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FOLLOW ME.
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THE PAINTING
THIS GENTLEMAN
IS RESTORING
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WAS DONE BY THE ROYAL
PORTRAIT ARTIST
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IN THE COURT
OF KING RANCID THE PORTLY.
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HI-HO-DIGGITY!
A ROYAL PORTRAIT.
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THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
ONE GREAT DOG, CAT.
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HMM... WELL,
IF HE WAS A GREAT DOG
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THEN YOU CAN BET THAT THERE WAS
AN EVEN GREATER CAT BEHIND HIM.
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FUNNY YOU SHOULD
MENTION IT.
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IT WAS BACK IN THE DAYS
OF MERRY OLD ENGLAND...
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Dog:
MMM, NUMMY, NUMMY, NUMMY
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NUMMY, NUMMY PERSIMMONONS!
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IF YOU MUST EAT TRASH,
AT LEAST WASH IT FIRST.
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I DON'T WANT TO CATCH
THE PLAGUE AGAIN.
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RIGHTY-HO, CAT.
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UGH, MY LUCK
TO BE BORN LOWER-CLASS.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF LIFE
WE SHOULDBE LIVING.
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LOOK, CAT,
IT'S A PARADE!
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NO, IT'S NOT A PARADE.
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IT'S KING RANCID
AND HIS ROYAL HOUNDS
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HEADING FOR A ROYAL FOX HUNT.
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NOW, THATIS WHAT
I CALL THE GOOD LIFE.
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[ fanfare playing]
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BY ORDER OF THE KING--
THAT'S ME--
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THERE WILL BE AN OPEN CALL
TO JOIN THE ROYAL HOUNDS
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TOMORROW AT NOON AT MY PLACE--
YOU KNOW, THE PALACE.
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THAT'S IT, DOG.
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YOU CAN BECOME
A ROYAL HOUND!
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OOH, IT'S
THE GARBAGE PICKERS!
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I THINK I SAW A PIECE
OF ROTTEN MEAT
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WITH A SIDE OF MAGGOTS
OUT BEHIND THE PALACE.
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[ laughing]
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YEAH, GET IT WHILE IT'S MOLDY.
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YEAH... MOLDY.
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OH, THEY SURE
SEEM HAPPY.
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WELL, OF COURSE THEY'RE HAPPY.
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A ROYAL HOUND GETS
TO LIVE IN THE PALACE
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SLEEP TILL NOON
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WITH MANICURES AND FRESH MUTTON
AND COLD KIDNEY PIES.
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BUT I LIKE OUR LIFE, CAT--
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NO PRESSURE,
PLENTY OF GARBAGE TO EAT.
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AH, THAT'S IT, DOG!
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YOU CAN BECOME A ROYAL HOUND!
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SURE, YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY ROYAL BLOOD, BUT SO WHAT?
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WITH THE PROPER TRAINING
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I CAN LIVE THE LIFE
I WAS MEANT TO LIVE.
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WHAT'D YOU SAY, CAT?
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NOBODY SAID IT
WAS GOING TO BE EASY.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP,
DOG, I MEAN...
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[ in hoity-toity voice]:
LISTEN UP, DOG.
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TO BE A ROYAL HOUND,
YOU NEED TWO THINGS:
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TO BE ROYAL
AND TO BE A HOUND.
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SO FAR, YOU'RE
"O" FOR TWO.
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RIGHT!
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I'M GOING TO CHANGE ALL THAT
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THANKS TO MY SPECIALLY DESIGNED
ROYAL-HOUND-TRAINING-
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ME-FINALLY-LIVING-IN-THE-LAP-
OF-LUXURY OBSTACLE COURSE.
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RIGHT!
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YOU START HERE,
FOLLOW THE COURSE
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AND SIMPLY TRACK DOWN
THIS PATHETIC CREATURE.
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HEY, WATCH
THE WISECRACKS
AND LIGHTEN UP--
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YOU'RE CRUMPLING
MY EARS.
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OH, HI, WINSLOW.
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AFTER THIS, I'M GOING TO NEED
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A MERRY OLD THERAPIST.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW
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YOU WILL BE GIVEN
A HEAD START.
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NOW, GO, MAN,
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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THE THINGS I DO
FOR FARTHINGS.
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SO, NOW
I CATCH HIM, RIGHT?
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NO!
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TUT, TUT, TUT
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NOT SO FAST.
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YOU HAVE TO DO IT... ROYALLY.
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[ chuckling]
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READY WHEN YOU ARE,
YOUR ROYAL TRAINER-NESS, SIR.
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Cat:
SEE, IF YOU CATCH WINSLOW
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WITHOUT SPILLING A DROP
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YOU'LL BE WORTHY
OF BEING CALLED
A ROYAL HOUND.
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TALLY-HI-HO-DIGGITY!
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WATCH THE TEA, WATCH THE TEA!
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[ yells]
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[ panting]
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[ rumbling]
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[ screams]
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[ growling]
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OKAY, OKAY, YOU GOT ME.
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HUH?
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GOOD WORK, DOG.
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SAY, IS THAT TEA?
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[ slurping]
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[ in affected voice]:
TO BE MORE PRECISE
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IT'S A CUP OF STEAMING HOT
LAPSANG SOUCHONG
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SUFFUSED WITH THE SMOKE-FILLED
FLAVOR OF FIRE OF TIBET.
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GOOD WORK,
ROYAL DOG.
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REALLY?
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OH, YEAH...
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WE ARE READY!
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OOH... THIS IS IT,
DOG-- THE PALACE!
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STILL FEELING ROYAL?
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I GUESS SO, BUT LOOK
AT ALL THESE DOGS.
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[ dogs warming up their voices]
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OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE COMPETITION.
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THIS IS WHAT
YOU'VE TRAINED FOR.
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THIS IS MY...
YOUR BIG CHANCE.
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RIGHT!
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I THOUGHT I'D START
WITH THE POUNCE
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FLOW INTO THE SNARL
AND END WITH FOX UP A TREE.
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OOH, I LIKE IT.
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OR... MAYBE
I SHOULD GO:
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SNARL, POUNCE, THEN TREE.
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UM, THEY'RE ALSO GOOD.
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AND IT'D BE A SHAME
NOT TO SHOW KING RANCID
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MY TEARING-FOX-TO-SHREDS-WHILE-
EMBROIDERING-THE-ROYAL-CREST.
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OH, SAVE THAT
FOR THE ENCORE.
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[ trumpets blowing fanfare]
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OKAY, GET READY.
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HERE COMES THE KING.
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[ fanfare finishes]
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NO, NO.
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UM, NOT YOU, NO.
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WON'T DO.
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YOU NEITHER.
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[ growling]
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THIS ONE HAS REAL POTENTIAL.
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REPORT TO THE ROYAL
FOX FIELDS AT DAWN.
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[ yawns]
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NOW, TAKE ME
TO MY ROYAL CHAMBERS.
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I FEEL A ROYAL NAP COMING ON.
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[ trumpets playing
as losers grumble]
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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Cat:
DOG, WE DID IT.
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MY EXPERT TRAINING
TURNED YOU
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FROM A POUND POOCH
TO A ROYAL HOUND.
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SOON WE'LL BE LIVING
THE ROYAL HIGH LIFE!
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YOU SEE, IT WAS ALL
THE CAT'S DOING.
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BEHIND EVERY GREAT DOG
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THERE'S AN EVEN
GREATER CAT--
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END OF STORY.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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THERE'S MORE
TO THE STORY.
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AHH, IT'S
THE ROYAL LIFESTYLE
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FROM HERE ON
IN, DOG.
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CHASE A COUPLE OF FOXES
IN THE MORNING
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SPEND THE AFTERNOON
KICKING BACK BY THE PALACE POOL.
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WHERE IS EVERYONE?
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IT'S ALREADY A QUARTER
AFTER THE ROYAL CRACK OF DAWN.
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[ horses neighing]
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AH, GOOD MORN TO YOU,
YOUR ROYALNESS, SIR.
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SO, WHEN DOES
THE BIG HUNT START?
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YOUR NEWEST AND MOST
HIGHLY TRAINED ROYAL HOUND
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IS RARING TO GO.
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THE BIG HUNT STARTS RIGHT NOW!
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YOU WILL BE GIVEN
A TEN-MINUTE HEAD START.
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HMM, TEN MINUTES? ALL RIGHT!
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TEN, I'M... I'M NOT SURE
I UNDERSTAND, MATE.
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DIDN'T YOU
GET IT, FREAK?
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WE AIN'T HUNTING FOXES,
WE'RE HUNTING CATDOGS!
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[ others laughing]
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[ screaming]
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HEY, BETTER START RUNNING
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IF YOU KNOWS
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
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[ yelling]
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[ panting]
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DON'T WORRY, DOG, IT OBVIOUSLY
ALL TURNS OUT FINE.
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WHY ELSE WOULD DOG
HAVE HIS PAINTING DONE
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BY THE ROYAL
PORTRAIT ARTIST?
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[ gasps]
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HEY, CAT, YOU'RE IN IT, TOO.
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ISN'T THAT NEAT?
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[ screams]
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[ sneezes]
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DON'T TAKE IT
SO HARD, CAT.
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AT LEAST WE'RE LIVING
IN THE ROYAL PALACE.
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DON'T SAY
ANOTHER WORD.
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[ sighs]
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IT SURE IS
A BEAUTIFUL DAY, HUH, CAT?
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DOG, DAYS LIKE THIS MAKE ME
FEEL COMPLETE, YOU KNOW?
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LIKE THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING MISSING IN MY LIFE.
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OH, MAMA!
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HUH?!
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WHAT YOU SAID.
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THAT IS THE MOST
CAPTIVATING CREATURE
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I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY LIFE.
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AND SHE'S EATING PORK!
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[ sighs]
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APRICOT-GLAZED HAM.
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AND LISTENING
TO OPERA.
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OH, M-M-M... MOZART!
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[ yelling]
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HOWDY, BOYS, I WAS WATCHING
YOU FROM ACROSS THE PARK.
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I LIKE
YOUR STYLE.
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HAM?
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THANKS!
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AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MIGHT
WANT TO HELP ME SING AN ARIA.
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"ARIA" KIDDING ME?
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YOU READ MY MIND.
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Both:
♪ NON PIU ANDRAI,
FARFALLONE AMOROSO♪
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♪ NOTTE E GIORNO
D'INTORNO GIRANDO♪
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♪ DELLE BELLE TURBANDO
IL RIPOSO♪
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♪ NARCISSETTO ADONCINO D'AMOR.♪
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WOW, WHAT A MELODIOUS
ALTO SOPRANO!
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WHY, THANK YOU.
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HEY, WHO WANTS TO PLAY FETCH?
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FETCH! FETCH,
FETCH! FETCH!
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[ grunting]
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BEAUTY, HAM AND
A MAJOR-LEAGUE ARM.
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[ inhales and
exhales deeply]
237
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:31,210
[ Dog panting, Cat groaning]
238
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,700
[ grunts]
239
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,840
ANOTHER PERFECT GAME OF FETCH.
240
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,620
[ Cat yelling]
241
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,060
WHOA!
242
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,370
Cat:
WHERE'D SHE GO?
243
00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:05,810
[ bell ringing]
244
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,510
Clergyman:
DEARLY BELOVED
245
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,260
I AM SO GLAD
YOU'RE ALL HERE TODAY
246
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,090
TO PARTICIPATE IN THE JOY
BETWEEN THIS CAT AND DOG
247
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,090
AND JOIN THEM TOGETHER--
248
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:21,920
EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE
ALREADY JOINED TOGETHER--
249
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,530
WITH THEIR LOVELY BRIDE.
250
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,140
AND I KNOW THAT YOU'LL HOPE
251
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,230
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM
HAS A LOVELY TIME.
252
00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:31,320
YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
253
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,500
OH, NO,
I TASTED CAT!
DOG LIPS!
DOG LIPS!
254
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,280
UM... NIGHTY-NIGHT.
255
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,550
MM-HMM, DON'T LET
THE BANANA SLUGS BITE.
256
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,980
[ snoring]
257
00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:52,120
[ quietly]:
OKAY, LET'S SEE...
258
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:53,560
UM, "ROSES ARE RED
259
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,250
"VIOLETS ARE BLUE
260
00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:57,390
"MY PAWS ARE SWEATING
261
00:15:57,650 --> 00:16:00,610
SO EITHER I HAVE TUBERCULOSIS
OR I'M IN LOVE... WITH YOU."
262
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,000
[ chuckling]
263
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,480
[ typing continues]
264
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:12,010
UH... "WE BELONG TOGETHER
LIKE A SPOON AND A FORK.
265
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:15,750
WE BOTH LOVE FETCH
AND WE BOTH LOVE PORK."
266
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,970
[ chuckling]
267
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,190
[ both clearing throats]
268
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,540
OH!
269
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,410
OH! MY, YEAH!
270
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:22,890
[ yawning]
271
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:23,930
OH, GOSH,
GOOD NIGHT.
272
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:24,800
SWEET DREAMS.
273
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,240
NIGHT!
274
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,760
[ pretending to snore]
275
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:28,370
YEAH, I'M
SLEEPING NOW.
276
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:33,940
OH! BEAUTIFUL DAY.
277
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,470
NICE CLOUDS, EH?
278
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:36,290
SUNNY, BRISK--
CUTE KIDS.
279
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,080
WHERE IS SHE?
280
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,040
HEY, DOG, UM...
HOW ABOUT A NICE, UH...?
281
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,870
Dog:
SWING, SWING
282
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,520
SWINGY, SWING, SWING,
SWINGY, SWING...
283
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:50,480
HI, MYSTERY DREAM
PHANTOM LADY GIRL.
284
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,050
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
285
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,570
LORRAINE...
286
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,140
LORRAINE DES JARDINS.
287
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,270
ENCHANTE.
288
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,280
SHE SAID "LORRAINE."
289
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,150
IT IS SO GREAT TO MEET
290
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,410
A FELLOW PLAYGROUND
AND PORK AFICIONADO.
291
00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:08,810
BY THE WAY,
I WROTE YOU A POEM.
292
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,810
Cat:
ME, TOO,
ME, TOO.
293
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:13,110
WHY, YOU TWO ARE
JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
294
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,640
YOU DOUBLE-
CROSSING RAT!
295
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,600
WHEN DID YOU
WRITE A POEM?
296
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:17,940
PROBABLY THE
SAME TIME YOU DID
297
00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:19,900
EGGS BENEDICT ARNOLD.
298
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,640
YOU'RE CALLING MEA TRAITOR?!
299
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,340
LORRAINE'S MY DREAM WOMAN.
300
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,560
HOW DARE YOU COME
BETWEEN US!
301
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,220
THE ONLY US HERE IS ME AND HER.
302
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,260
HE WETS THE BED!
303
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:33,400
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS
A GLASS OF LEMONADE!
304
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,140
IT WAS
LEMONADE, REALLY.
305
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,350
HE SNORES.
306
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,750
[ gasps]
307
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,490
WHAT?! THAT'S A DIRTY LIE!
308
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,100
IT IS NOT.
309
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,320
BOYS! BOYS!
310
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,410
[ whistles]
311
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:46,840
BOYS!
312
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,240
[ yelling and punching]
313
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,460
SO, CHOOSE UP,
LORRAINE.
314
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,850
WHICH ONE OF US
DO YOU WANT?
315
00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:55,980
[ clearing
throat]
316
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,600
OH, I WOULD NEVER WANT
TO COME BETWEEN YOU TWO.
317
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,160
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
318
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:03,820
LOOK, LORRAINE,
WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO IS
319
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,820
ARE YOU A...
DOG PERSON
320
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,820
OR A CAT PERSON?
321
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,870
OH, I CAN'T...
322
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:16,790
I CAN'T POSSIBLY CHOOSE.
323
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:18,350
SURE, YOU CAN!
324
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:19,750
DOG AND I WILL
EACH PRESENT
325
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:21,620
OUR CASE, OKAY?
326
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,360
AND THEN CHOOSING WILL
BE AS EASY AS PIE.
327
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,620
TA-DAH!
328
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:28,710
[ Cat guffaws]
329
00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,060
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
330
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,710
[ snorts]
331
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,370
AH, LORRAINE,
MY LITTLE QUICHE
332
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:37,020
CHOOSE ME
BECAUSE CATS ARE SMARTER.
333
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,160
HA! NOW THAT'S
TA-DAH AND A HALF!
334
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:44,340
[ sputters]
335
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,640
YOUR SPHINX STINKS.
336
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,510
HEY, LORRAINE
337
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,250
DOGS ARE MUCH
MORE FUN THAN CATS.
338
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,950
[ humming tune]
339
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,000
SO, THIS TERMITE WALKS
INTO A BAR
340
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:56,090
AND HE SAYS
341
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:58,390
"IS THE BAR TENDER HERE?"
342
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:00,310
[ snorting]
343
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,480
GET IT--
IS THE "BAR TENDER"?
344
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,700
[ laughing]
345
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,660
IT'S VERY CLEVER.
346
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,140
LORRAINE, DON'T
ENCOURAGE HIM.
347
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,790
THAT DIDN'T EVEN
MAKE SENSE.
348
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,840
NOW, IF YOU
WANT SOME FUN
349
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,540
TRY THISON FOR SIZE.
350
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:19,630
[ singing nonsense words
to "Non piu andrai"]
351
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,330
♪ ET CETERA... ♪
352
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,240
[ continues singing]
353
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,380
♪ AND HERE'S WHERE
I GIVE MY HEART ♪
354
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,990
♪ TO SWEET LORRAINE. ♪
355
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,640
NOW, THAT'S FUN.
356
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,030
[ laughing]:
OH, GREAT!
357
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,380
FORGET ALL THAT
STUFF, LORRAINE.
358
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,730
THE BEST THING ABOUT DOGS
IS WE ARE LOVABLE.
359
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,260
I LOVE CUDDLING.
360
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,300
AWW!
361
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,870
OH, UH-HUH...
362
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:43,610
LIKE CATS
AREN'T LOVABLE?
363
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:47,310
[ purring]
364
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:50,660
TALK ABOUT YOUR MASSIVE
LOVABILITY QUOTIENT.
365
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,060
[ purring]
366
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,620
[ whispers]:
CHICKS LOVE THAT.
367
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,100
BACK OFF, CAT,
I'M WORKING
368
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,280
THE LOVABLE SIDE
OF THE STREET HERE.
369
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:03,150
HE PUSHED ME--
"NON-LOVABILITY"!
370
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,020
TATTLETALE!
371
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,810
I'VE FORGOTTEN MORE
ABOUT BEING LOVABLE
372
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:08,420
THAN YOU'LL
EVER KNOW!
373
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,770
[ both snarling]
374
00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:15,730
[ growling and punching]
375
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,560
WAIT! OH!
376
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:21,480
LORRAINE!LORRAINE!
377
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:22,960
Dog:
SORRY.
378
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:24,780
OH, I'M MUCH
SORRIER.
379
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,830
SO...
380
00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:28,530
HAVE YOU MADE UP YOUR MIND YET?
381
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:31,750
OH, OH, CAT, CAT
382
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:34,010
WE SHARE A LOVE
OF THE FINER THINGS.
383
00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:36,140
YES, WE DO,
YES, WE DO.
384
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,490
DOES THIS MEAN
I'M YOUR GUY?
385
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,060
AND, DOG, OH, YOU
AND I COULD WRING
386
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,280
EVERY PRECIOUS MOMENT
OUT OF LIFE.
387
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,540
THEN LET'S
WRING-A-DING-DING, BABY.
388
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,850
BUT...
389
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:49,420
UH-OH.UH-OH.
390
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,160
YOU SEE, WHAT'S BEST
ABOUT EACH OF YOU
391
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:54,900
IS WHO YOU ARE TOGETHER
392
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,420
AND YOU OBVIOUSLY
CAN'T SHARE ME.
393
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,560
WE CAN'T?
394
00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:01,080
OH, CATDOG, DOGCAT
395
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:02,780
IF ONLY WE'D MET
AT ANOTHER TIME
396
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,610
OR IF I HAD TWO HEADS.
397
00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:06,740
SO... THAT'S IT?
398
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,090
YOU'RE LEAVING?
399
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,000
FAREWELL, CATDOG.
400
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,660
PERHAPS WE'LL
MEET AGAIN.
401
00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:16,180
SHE'S GONE.
402
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,620
NO MORE GLAZED SMOKY HAM.
403
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,060
NO MORE ARIAS.
404
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,320
NO MORE LORRAINE!NO MORE
LORRAINE!
405
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:25,710
[ both sigh]
406
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,280
[ thunder cracks]
407
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:34,590
[ wind howls]
408
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:49,830
OKAY, I THINK I'M
READY TO MOVE NOW.
409
00:21:50,090 --> 00:21:54,440
LORRAINE MAY BE GONE, BUT HER
SWEET LOVE WILL LINGER FOREVER.
410
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:59,700
YEAH, SHE WAS
AN ADORABLE, SENSITIVE...
411
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:03,670
TWO-TIMING TRAITOR!
412
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,140
HI, CATDOG.
413
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:07,360
LORRAINE?!
414
00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,190
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT... THAT... TOUCAN?!
415
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,850
OH, THIS IS NEIL.
416
00:22:12,110 --> 00:22:14,330
HE'S MY NEW FELLOW.
417
00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:17,160
BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF
ABOUT LOVING US SO MUCH?
418
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,330
OH, I DO
LOVE YOU BOTH
419
00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:22,860
BUT CATS, DOGS, CATDOGS--
IT GOT TOO COMPLICATED.
420
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,900
BIRDS ARE JUST EASIER.
421
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,300
[ wings flapping]
422
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,600
SEE YOU AROUND, THOUGH.
423
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:31,780
[ sighs]
424
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,910
AW, WHO NEEDS HER.
425
00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:36,520
WELL, BUDDY, AT LEAST
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER.
426
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,880
YEAH, THROUGH THICK AND THIN,
WE WILL ALWAYS BE PALS.
427
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:41,790
THAT'S RIGHT.
428
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:44,840
NO ONE WILL
EVER, EVER...
429
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,140
SHE'S MINE,
I TELL YOU!SHE'S MINE!
430
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,100
[ yelling and punching]
431
00:22:56,370 --> 00:22:58,500
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
432
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,200
and NICKELODEON]
433
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,550
♪ ...NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
434
00:23:02,810 --> 00:23:04,900
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
435
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,340
♪ CATDOG... ♪
436
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,250
♪ CATDOG ♪
437
00:23:08,510 --> 00:23:10,210
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
438
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,690
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
439
00:23:13,950 --> 00:23:15,780
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
440
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,570
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
441
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,780
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
442
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:20,740
♪ CATDOG... ♪
443
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,660
♪ CATDOG ♪
444
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,360
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
445
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,790
♪ CATDOG ♪
446
00:23:28,050 --> 00:23:31,010
♪ CATDOG... ♪
447
00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:33,800
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