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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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OH...!
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TREE... TREE...
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TREE...!
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OH, NOTHING BEATS
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THE GREAT SMELL OF
PINE NEEDLES AND BEEF!
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HEY, CAT,
IT'S TRADITION TIME.
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CLOSE YOUR EYESES.
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THIS WILL BE YOUR BEST
CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER.
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[ sniffing]
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[ whispers]:
COME ON, SPORTS CAR.
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OKAY, NOW I'LL
CLOSE MY EYES
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AND YOU PUT MY PRESENT
UNDER THE TREE.
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OOH...
YEAH, OKAY, RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO I GOT HERE?
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OH, THAT WILL NEVER DO.
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HMM, YEAH, NOT BAD.
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HO-HO-HO!
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THAT REMINDS ME, CAT!
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I ALMOST FORGOT
MY MOST FAVORITE
TRADITION OF ALL!
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COME ON!
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♪ THE BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS
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♪ IS BEING TOGETHER... ♪
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Both:
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA...!
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[ car horns honking...]
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[ cash registers chiming...]
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IMAGINE THE THRILL
OF MEETING FATHER CHRISTMAS.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS,
LITTLE BOY?
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I WANT KUNG FU KENNY
WITH REAL BLOOD
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AND HANDS YOU CAN SLICE OFF,
AND A DEATH RAY!
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[ imitates death ray
zapping]
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UH... SO MUCH FOR
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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YOW... WOW...
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WHOO-HOO... WHA...
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SANTY, SANTY, SANTY!
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HIYA, MR. KRINGLE.
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UH, YES, YES...
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AND WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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LET ME GUESS...
SOMETHING EXPENSIVE
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WITH A DEATH RAY,
RIGHT?
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GOLLY, NO... [ chuckles]
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS...
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[ whispers]:
I HOPE CAT LIKES MY PRESENT.
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WHY, THAT'S A PURE AND
WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS WISH!
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YOUR TURN, CAT.
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ALL RIGHT...
HERE'S THE DEAL.
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[ stage whisper]:
I WANT A SPORTS CAR!
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CHERRY RED
WITH FIVE ON THE FLOOR
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AND A CATALYTIC CONVERTER.
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LET'S HOPE DOG
FINALLY FINDS A WAY
TO MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE.
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[ chuckles] CIAO.
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Rancid:
GANG WAY, GANG WAY!
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STEP ASIDE!
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MAKE WAY
FOR THE V.I.P.s.
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MAY I PRESENT THE CUTEST,
SWEETEST LITTLE GIRL
IN THE WORLD...
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MY NIECE RANCINE.
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THERE YOU GO, RANCINE.
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IF HE GIVES ANY TROUBLE,
UH, LET ME KNOW.
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I OWN THIS MALL, RED.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANT FOR CHRISTMAS,
LITTLE GIRL?
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GET REAL, YOU DIME STORE PHONY!
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UNCLE RANCID ALREADY
BOUGHT ME EVERYTHING!
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WHOA! EXCEPT THAT!
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I WANT IT, I WANT IT...
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I... WANT... IT!
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WELL, YOU'RE
IN LUCK, BOYS.
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MY NIECE WANTS YOU.
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NAME YOUR PRICE
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AND I'LL THROW YOU
IN THE BACK OF MY LIMO.
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ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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YEAH, CATDOG
IS NOT FOR SALE.
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AND ON THE DAY
BEFORE CHRISTMAS...
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HUH!
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AT LEAST THERE'S A GLIMMER
OF CHRISTMAS SPIRIT LEFT.
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I... WANT... THE CATDOG!
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OKAY, SO IT'S
A VERY FAINT GLIMMER.
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Cliff:
♪ THE BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS
IS BEING TOGETHER... ♪
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HEY!
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CHRISTMAS DREAMS DO COME TRUE!
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LET'S DECK THE HALLS
WITH THEM!
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UH... EASY, FELLAS.
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UH... 'TIS THE SEASON
TO BE JOLLY, RIGHT?
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UH... BYE-BYE!
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[ yelling and laughing...]
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MERRY BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.
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[ whispers]
WINSLOW, HEY...
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DID DOG TELL YOU WHAT
HE GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS?
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THAT BOX WAS KIND OF SHAPED
LIKE A SPORTS CAR KEY.
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WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
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OKAY, SO GETTING THE CAR
WOULD BE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
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[ gulps]
BUT CHRISTMAS MIRACLES HAPPEN
ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
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NOT TO YOU.
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YOU'LL NEVER GET
WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
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NEVER, EVER...
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EVER!
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OOH, WAIT TILL CAT
OPENS MY PRESENT!
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I JUST KNOW HE'S BEEN
DYING FOR A POPSICLE
STICK HOUSEBOAT.
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DOG, DOG, DOG...
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THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL HAVE
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
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IS BY GETTING CAT
A SPORTS CAR...
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AND YOU NEVER WILL.
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CAT LOVES MY PRESENTS.
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OH, YEAH? THEN WHY DOES HE
ALWAYS THROW THEM AWAY?
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I GUESS SO THAT
THE KIDS AT THE DUMP
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HAVE SOMETHING
TO PLAY WITH?
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JEEZE-LOUISE,
YOUSE TWO ARE TOTALLY DELUDED.
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HO-HO-HO-HO.
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MAN, I LOVE MESSING
WITH THEIR HEADS
ON CHRISTMAS.
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MMM... THERE IS NOTHING LIKE
THE GREAT TASTE OF SOAP.
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OH, WHAT'S THE POINT, DOG?
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WINSLOW'S RIGHT...
CHRISTMAS ISA SUCKER'S GAME.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
OUR GREAT TRADITIONS?
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LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE HANGING OUR DOUBLE STAR.
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OOH...!
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OH! DOUBLE STAR?!
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WE SHOULD CALL IT
THE DOUBLE SCAR!
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THEN WHAT ABOUT
THE SPIRIT OF CAMARADERIE
WITH OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WE ARE OUR ONLY FAMILY
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AND THE ONLY FRIENDS
WHO EVER COME
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ARE WINSLOW, EDDIE
AND THE GREASER DOGS!
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AND WE DON'T EVEN INVITE
ANY OF THEM.
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SOME SAY CRASHING A PARTY
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IS THE HIGHEST FORM
OF COMPLIMENT.
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DOG, EVERYONE ELSE IS OUT THERE
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WITH THEIR FANCY VIDEO GAMES
AND SOLID GOLD TOASTER OVENS
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AND OUR CHRISTMAS STINKS!
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WANT TO KNOW WHY?
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NOT ENOUGH STUFF!
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LOOK, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
A NICE, BRIGHT, SHINY
NEW BONE?
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SURE.
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UH-HUH.
AND I KNOW I'D LIKE
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A NICE, BRIGHT, SHINY
NEW SPORTS CAR.
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FACE IT!
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WE NEED STUFF.
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ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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I DON'T KNOW--
ARE YOU THINKING
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ABOUT DRINKING
OUT OF THE TOILET BOWL?
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NO. I HAVE
A BETTER IDEA.
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A MUCH,
MUCH BETTER IDEA.
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[ laughing...]
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[ laughing]
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[ cackling...]
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CAT, WHY ARE WE
LAUGHING?
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YOU'LL SEE.
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[ wailing...]
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DO YOU WANT TO
KEEP YOUR JOB HERE,
LARD BUTT?
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I TOLD YOU TO
KEEP TRACK OF THAT
TWO-HEADED MUTANT.
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Cat:
UH, EXCUSE ME.
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Rancid:
IT'S YOU!
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SWEETHEART, UNCLE RANCID
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FOUND YOU THE FREAK
YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS.
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BEEN THINKING
ABOUT MY OFFER?
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WE'LL BE
RANCINE'S PLAYTHING
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BUT WE WANT TOTAL ACCESS
TO ALL YOUR STUFF.
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FREAKS-- I MEAN, FELLAS--
IT'S A DEAL.
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CAT, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
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I FEEL SORT OF CHEAP.
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CHEAP, SHMEAP.
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WE'RE MAKING A FORTUNE.
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WHILE THE REST OF THE SUCKERS
EAT THEIR DRIED-UP TURKEY
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I'LL BE DRIVING A SPORTS CAR
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AND YOU'LL BE GNAWING
ON A GIANT T-BONE!
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YOU DO LIKE T-BONES,
DON'T YOU?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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T-BONE WAS MY NICKNAME
AT FAT CAMP.
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WHERE DO WE SIGN?
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JUST SHAKE.
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[ mechanically]:
HO... HO... HO... HO-HO...
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HO... HO... HO... HO-HO...
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[ grunting...]
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Dog:
ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS
AND IT'S "HELLO, STUFF."
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Cat:
AND YOU KNOW,
I'VE GOT TO AGREE
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THIS WAS AN IDEA
WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DOWN SIDE.
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Santa:
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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THEY SOLD THEMSELVES
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND
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WHEN I GOT INVOLVED IN THIS
WHOLE CHRISTMAS TRADITION!
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UH, HOLD IT.
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YOU'RE THE REAL
SANTA CLAUS?
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BUT KRIS...
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DIDN'T DOG SHOW YOU
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A TINY GLIMMER OF CHRISTMAS
HOPE, HUH? COME ON.
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YES, BUT THEN
HE SOLD HIMSELF
FOR CHRISTMAS!
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DOES THIS MEAN
THERE'S AN EASTER BUNNY?
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THERE BETTER BE--
HE OWES ME 60 BUCKS.
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OH, CHRISTMAS DOESN'T SEEM TO
MAKE ANYONE HAPPY ANYMORE.
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MAYBE THEY'D BE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT IT.
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WHAT CATDOG DID
WAS THE FINAL STRAW.
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CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED FOREVER!
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THAT'S RIGHT, VIEWERS--
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CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELED.
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ACCORDING TO INSIDE SOURCES
AT THE NORTH POLE
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IT'S THE FAULT OF THIS
STRANGE-LOOKING CREATURE.
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WHY, THAT TWO-HEADED TRAITOR!
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I'M GOING TO... I'M GOING TO...
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MURDALIZE THEM!
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YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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WHERE'S CATDOG?
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I WISH I KNEW, THE BUMS.
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OH, THEY BETTER PRAY
I DON'T FIND THEM.
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[ crunch] OW!
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THEY'LL PAY FOR THAT, TOO.
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LET'S GET THEM!
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Dog:
OH, CHRISTMAS MORNING...
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OPEN US UP!
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CATDOG!
ALL RIGHT!
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I GOT TOTALLY RIPPED OFF
THIS CHRISTMAS.
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EVERYTHING'S GONE
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AND YOU'RE THE ONLY
PRESENT I GOT LEFT
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SO YOU BETTER BE GOOD!
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WE'RE THE BEST, AND WE
DON'T REQUIRE BATTERIES.
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LET'S GO PLAY
WITH YOUR STUFF!
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MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER BONE?
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[ laughing]
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[ engine starts]
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO...
[ laughing]
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I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
[ laughs]
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SO, DOG...
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IS THIS THE LIFE,
OR IS THIS THE LIFE?
235
00:13:03,890 --> 00:13:05,960
I GUESS IT'S THE LIFE.
236
00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:07,130
[ laughs]
237
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:08,100
[ gasps]
238
00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:09,410
DOG!
239
00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,000
[ tires squeal]
240
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:17,720
TREE... TREE.. TREE...
241
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,310
[ sniffing]
242
00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:24,550
SAY, CAT, CHRISTMAS
ISN'T SUPPOSED TO SMELL
LIKE SWEATY METAL.
243
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,680
[ sniffing]
244
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,820
YEAH.
245
00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:32,860
I MISS OUR TREE... AND I MISS
OUR OTHER TRADITIONS, TOO...
246
00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:35,130
EVEN IF YOU THINK
THEY'RE STUPID.
247
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,750
I LIKE THE DOUBLE STAR.
248
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,060
WELL...
249
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,270
IT SURE COULD CATCH THE LIGHT.
250
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,030
UM...I MAY HAVE MADE
251
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,240
A LITTLE CHRISTMAS BOO-BOO
THIS TIME, DOG.
252
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,750
I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
253
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,960
WELL, HI-HO-HO-HO-
DIGGITY TO THAT!
254
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,860
UH, RANCINE, WE MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
255
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,060
YOU'RE TELLING ME!
256
00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:13,820
YOU JUST LEFT A SKID MARK
THE SIZE OF WYOMING!
257
00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:17,170
YES, IT'S WRONG FOR US
TO BE HERE LIKE THIS.
258
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,340
SO FARE THEE WELL,
AND MERRY CHR...
259
00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:23,480
A GUY TRIED TO WELSH
ON A DEAL WITH ME ONCE.
260
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,270
I MADE A COFFEE TABLE
OUT OF HIS SHIN BONES.
261
00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:30,960
NICE WORKMANSHIP.
262
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:36,270
[ thumping, grunting]
263
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,620
YOU'RE MINE!
264
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,130
AND YOU'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE!
265
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,550
NO WONDER YOU DIDN'T GET
ANY OTHER PRESENTS!
266
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,480
YOU'RE A VERY NAUGHTY GIRL!
267
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,890
AND PROUD OF IT!
268
00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:58,930
[ crowd yelling...]
269
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:02,720
COME ON OUT,
YOU CHRISTMAS-CANCELING COWARDS!
270
00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:06,030
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A JET SKI
THIS YEAR.
271
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,720
GUARD, GUARD!
272
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:11,480
WE'VE GOT
ONE SICK PUPPY
ON OUR HANDS!
273
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,440
Rancine:OH, MAN!
274
00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:16,750
WHY DO ALL MY TOYS BREAK
ON CHRISTMAS DAY?
275
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:27,550
Rancine:
HEY! HEY... HEY...
276
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:36,820
[ groaning]
277
00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:40,680
CAT, WE CAN'T JUST
LEAVE HER LIKE THIS.
278
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,170
[ weakly]:
HELP ME...
279
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:43,370
YOU'RE RIGHT, DOG.
280
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:48,550
UP YOU GO!
281
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,060
Rancine:
HELP ME!
282
00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:53,790
SOMEBODY PLEASE
HELP ME!
283
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,240
[ gasps]
284
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:06,440
HMM...
285
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:21,060
[ whimpering]
286
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:22,890
AH...
287
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:23,960
THERE'S OUR WAY OUT!
288
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:58,680
HEY, CAT!
289
00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:00,130
THE DOOR IS OPEN.
290
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,750
YA... HOO-HOO...
291
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:10,410
WHOA...
292
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:13,060
HI-HO-HO-HO-DIGGITY!
293
00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:16,960
AH... HOME, SWEET HOUSE.
294
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,960
AND WE STILL HAVE
FIVE MINUTES LEFT
OF CHRISTMAS!
295
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:23,200
TIME FOR
THE OLD TRADITIONS!
296
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,720
[ both gasp]
297
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:27,240
Cat:
OUR DOUBLE TREE...
298
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,960
AND OUR CHRISTMAS PUNCH.
299
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:33,170
Cliff:
AHA!
300
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:35,580
SWEET REVENGE!
301
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:37,370
WHAT'S GOING ON?
302
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,130
YOU JERKS GOT
CHRISTMAS CANCELED!
303
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,340
WHAT?!
304
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:43,130
YOU MUST HAVE DONE
305
00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:45,310
SOMETHING REAL HEINOUS
306
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,060
'CAUSE SANTA IS MAD!
307
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,820
[ gasps]
308
00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,410
OH...
309
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:54,370
AND NOW, WE'RE GOING TO
POUND YOU!
310
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,790
Rancine:
NOT SO FAST!
311
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,480
CATDOG ARE
MY PROPERTY
312
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,790
SO I GET TO
POUND THEM FIRST.
313
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,270
THEN UNCLE RANCID
GETS A SHOT
314
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,550
AND THEN THEY'RE
ALL YOURS.
315
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:09,310
Cat:
IT'S MY FAULT! I DID IT!
316
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:13,100
I SOLD MYSELF FOR CHRISTMAS
AND NOW IT'S GONE FOREVER
317
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,270
AND I'M JUST SO SORRY!
318
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,440
IT'S ALL MY FAULT...
319
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,860
YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW.
320
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,790
[ weeping]
321
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,790
[ all growling]
322
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,860
STOP...!
323
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,550
YOU GOT THIS
ALL WRONG.
324
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,440
WE CAN STILL HAVE CHRISTMAS.
325
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,200
LOOK!
326
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:38,480
TA-DA!
327
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,550
DOG...
328
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:43,750
IT'S OUR TREE...
329
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,480
AND OUR CHRISTMAS PUNCH.
330
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,890
YOU GUYS ARE BOTH NUTS!
331
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,960
THAT'S JUST SOME JUNK
AND A BOWLFUL OF DIRTY WATER.
332
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:55,580
NO, THEY'RE OUR CHRISTMAS
TRADITIONS, ALL OF THEM.
333
00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:58,680
YOU GUYS ARE EVEN HERE,
JUST LIKE EVERY YEAR.
334
00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:01,480
WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF NOEL NINCOMPOOP?
335
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,860
WE CRASHED YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTY.
336
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,620
COME TO THINK OF IT,
THAT IS JUST LIKE
EVERY YEAR.
337
00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:10,440
EXACTLY! SEE, IT'S NOT
THE STUFF THAT COUNTS.
338
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,270
CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT SHARING WITH
THE PEOPLE YOU'RE CLOSEST WITH
339
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,410
AND THAT'S ALL OF US.
340
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:18,620
DOG'S RIGHT.
341
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,790
WE MAY NOT LIKE IT
ALL THE TIME
342
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,860
BUT FACE IT, WE'RE...
YOU KNOW, A FAMILY...
SORT OF.
343
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,100
AND WE COULD STILL
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.
DOG?
344
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,310
THERE...
345
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,860
HA! YOU CALL THAT CHRISTMAS?
346
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,370
All:
OH...
347
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,060
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
348
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,890
[ Dog gasps]
349
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,650
IT'S WARMY.
350
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,550
JEEZE-LOUISE...
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
351
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,790
CATDOG'S RIGHT.
352
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,550
I GUESS WE ARE FAMILY... SORTA.
353
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,890
WE DIDN'T CANCEL CHRISTMAS.
354
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,000
Cat:
YEAH.
355
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,200
NO ONE CAN.
356
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,100
NOT EVEN SANTA CLAUS
357
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,930
BECAUSE CHRISTMAS IS IN HERE.
358
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,410
ACTUALLY, NO, IT'S MORE OVER...
359
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,650
YEAH, IT'S RIGHT HERE. YEAH.
360
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:12,170
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOG.
361
00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:15,440
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
CAT.
362
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,890
[ tearfully]:
THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
I EVER SAW.
363
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:23,130
WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION
OF SOME STUFF I SAW
WHEN I WAS IN THE NAVY.
364
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:26,130
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
CATDOG.
365
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:30,170
All:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
366
00:20:30,370 --> 00:20:31,860
[ bells jingling, crash]
367
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:33,820
HO-HO-HO...
368
00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:35,000
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
369
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,000
OH, SANTA...
370
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,580
I AM SO SORRY.
371
00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:43,100
NO, CATDOG,
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
372
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:48,340
GRANTED, SELLING YOURSELF
FOR CHRISTMAS WAS THE MOST
VILE ACT IMAGINABLE...
373
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:50,890
APOLOGY ACCEPTED,
KRINGLEKINS.
374
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:54,030
BUT DOG...
YOU'VE SHOWN US ALL
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
375
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,130
IS ALIVE AND WELL.
376
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,510
SO CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON!
377
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,440
[ rattling]
378
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:05,130
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
CATDOG.
379
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:08,060
AND IF YOU
PULL ANOTHER
STUNT LIKE THAT
380
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,510
ONE PHONE CALL
AND I CANCEL EASTER!
381
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,240
OH!
382
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,170
A HOUSEBOAT MADE OUT
OF POPSICLE STICKS! THAT'S...
383
00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:21,410
BOY... THAT'S JUST
WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED.
384
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,580
I KNEW IT!
385
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:26,650
A BAR OF SOAP!
386
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,650
DELICIOUS!
387
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:38,270
♪ HANGING A STOCKING
388
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,510
♪ TRIMMING THE TREE ♪
389
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,030
♪ CRACKING A CHESTNUT ♪
390
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,930
♪ MISTLETOEING WITH ME ♪
391
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:51,440
♪ HAVING YOURSELF
A NICE SNOWBALL FIGHT ♪
392
00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:53,650
♪ THAT'S WHAT WE DO ♪
393
00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:57,370
♪ ON OUR CHRISTMAS NIGHT ♪
394
00:21:57,580 --> 00:22:03,200
[ well-enunciated]:
♪ THE BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS
IS BEING TOGETHER ♪
395
00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:12,270
♪ SHARING THE GOOD TIMES
AND SINGING A SONG... ♪
396
00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:17,170
♪ THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S BETTER
THAN CHRISTMAS WITH CATDOG♪
397
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:20,170
♪ I WISH WE COULD DO IT♪
398
00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:26,720
♪ ALL THE YEAR LONG...♪
399
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,680
Shriek:
WHERE'S CATDOG?
400
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,310
Winslow:
I DON'T KNOW.
401
00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:31,580
Santa:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
402
00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:33,580
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
403
00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:35,240
Cat:
OH...
404
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,060
HEY CAT, I CAN SEE
OUR HOUSE FROM HERE!
405
00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:40,170
OH, JUST GET US DOWN
IN ONE PIECE, RUDOLPH!
406
00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:42,000
Dog:
GARBAGE TRUCK, GARBAGE TRUCK...!
407
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:44,550
DOG, NO!
408
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:48,030
HO-HO-HO...!
409
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:48,930
[ Dog laughing]
410
00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,370
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
411
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,580
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
412
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,240
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
413
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,580
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
414
00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:04,550
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
415
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,270
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
416
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,960
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
417
00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:11,930
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
418
00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:14,170
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
419
00:23:14,270 --> 00:23:15,370
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
420
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:18,170
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
421
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,930
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
422
00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:23,480
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
423
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,370
and NICKELODEON]
424
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:29,100
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
425
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:31,200
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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