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♪ ONE FINE DAY,
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Man:
PERFECT, JUST... PERFECT!
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[ camera flash pops twice]
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DOG, THAT WAS NOT
A FIRE HYDRANT;
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IT WAS THE
DOGCATCHER'S LEG.
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[ whining]
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I'VE GOT THREE WEEKS IN
THIS FILTHY DOG POUND.
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AT LEAST WE HAVE
OUR HEALTH.
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[ gasps]
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NO...
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[ voices yelling in distance]
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NOT FOR LONG.
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[ voices approaching]
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UH... SO,
HOW'S IT GOING, FELLOWS?
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W-W-WHAT YOU IN FOR?
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PERFORMING PAINFUL
DENTAL WORK ON A NOSY CAT.
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YEAH, WITHOUT A LICENSE.
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YEAH... WITHOUT NO TEETH, TOO.
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Cat:
REALLY? HOW FASCINATING!
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DOG, DON'T TURN YOUR
BACK ON THESE GUYS.
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I GOT YOU COVERED, CAT.
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[ growling]
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[ Greasers growling louder]
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Rancid:
LISTEN UP!
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I NEED A FEW GOOD DOGS
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FOR THE ANNUAL NEARBURG VERSUS
FARBURG DOG POUND DOGATHLON.
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ANY VOLUNTEERS?
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HMM... YOU FIVE WILL DO.
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LET'S GO.
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WHAT, US? TOGETHER?
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YEAH, WHAT IF WE
DON'T WANT TO?
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WHAT YOU
GOING TO DO...
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LOCK US UP?!
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[ both snickering]
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GOOD ONE!
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ALL RIGHT, YOU MANGY MUTTS,
TELL YOU WHAT:
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YOU COMPETE IN THE DOGATHLON,
I LET YOU OUT EARLY-- DEAL?
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All:
DEAL!
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SO NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, COUSIN ROTTEN.
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HOW WAS THE DRIVE
FROM FARBURG?
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[ in Russian accent]:
CAN THE PLEASANTRIES, RANCID.
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YOU KNOW YOUR PATHETIC PUPS
HAVE NO CHANCE
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TO WIN BACK
THE DOGATHLON CUP
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FROM MY FARBURG FELONS.
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[ squeaking]
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OH, IMPRESSIVE.
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Rotten:
THAT'S
THE WATER BOY.
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[ growls fiercely]
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[ playing fanfare]
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[ fanfare ends]
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[ flatly]:
LET THE DOGATHLON BEGIN.
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FIRST EVENT, TUG-OF-WAR
OVER THE PIT OF BEANS.
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[ growling fiercely]
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[ moans]
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YO, CATBUTT
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STAY OUT OF
THE GREASERS' WAY.
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WE'LL DO ALL
THE WINNING!
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"WE'LL DO ALL THE..."
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WHO MADE YOU TEAM CAPTAIN?
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I DID!
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YEAH? WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS
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THAT I'M THE BRAINS
OF THIS HERE TEAM!
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I VOTE FOR SHRIEK!
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THANKS, DOG.
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YEAH, THANKS A LOT,
SMART MOVE.
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SO, LUBE, OLD PAL,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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DUH...
I THINK, UH...
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I DON'T THINK.
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[ starter's gun fires]
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[ Greasers scream]
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MMM... REFRIED!
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UH... YEAH.
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[ laughing]:
SOME TEAM YOU GOT
THERE, COUSIN.
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NEXT EVENT, THE TEAMMATE TOSS.
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[ gasps]
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[ screaming]
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HA! A NEW DOG POUND RECORD.
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[ roars]
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OH, I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
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THROW ME, CLIFF!
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I'M MORE AERODYNAMIC!
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YEAH, BUT THEY'RE
MORE FUN TO THROW.
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PUT US DOWN,
YOU NITWIT.
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[ shouting]
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WHAT GOES AROUND,
COMES AROUND.
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Dog:
CAT, WE'RE GOING THE WRONG...
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HEY, YOU DID THAT
ON PURPOSE!
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YOU BET I DID!
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DUH, WHAT?
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UH... DUH, WHO?
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YOU SHOULD HAVE
LISTENED TO ME!
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RIGHT ON, SHRIEK.
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"RIGHT ON..."
DOG, WHERE IS
YOUR LOYALTY?
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[ shouting, arguing]
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STOP IT!
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DUH, LOOK, DUH...
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I KNOW I DON'T TALK SO GOOD
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BUT I GOT SOMETHING
TO GET OFF MY, DUH...
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THE FRONT PART OF MY BODY.
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DUH... THIS ISN'T TEAMWORK.
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THIS IS, UM...
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UM, NOT TEAMWORK.
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I THINK WE SHOULD, LIKE, UH...
WORK TOGETHER
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AS A TEAM-
TYPE THING.
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ARE YOU WITH ME?!
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All:
NO!
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[ shouting, arguing]
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UH... IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM,
UM... THEN BEAT 'EM UP.
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CUT IT OUT.
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CUT IT OUT!
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NOW, LISTEN
UP GOOD.
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NO WAY I'M LETTING MY ROTTEN
COUSIN, ROTTEN, WIN THAT TROPHY.
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SO YOU
MISERABLE SPECIMENS
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EITHER SHAPE UP
AND WIN THIS DOGATHLON
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OR I LOCK
THE BUNCH OF YOU UP
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TOGETHER IN
A SMELLY CAGE...
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FOREVER!
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CAPISCE?
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GESUNDHEIT.
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WELL...
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WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY?
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Cliff:
LET'S DO IT.
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Dog:
HEIGH-HO-DIGGITY.
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Shriek:
I'M IN.
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Lube:
YEAH, AND MY HAND'S IN, TOO.
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OKAY, EASY, EASY ON THE PAW.
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Sunshine:
THE FINAL EVENT,
THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
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THIS IS TEAM NEARBURG'S
LAST CHANCE TO SNATCH VICTORY
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FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT.
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[ growling]
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READY?
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STEADY...
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GO.
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[ snarling]
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[ yelling]
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[ groaning]
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HERE WE GO!
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[ screaming]
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GET OFF OF ME!
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WE GOT A RACE TO WIN!
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Sunshine:
THE TUNNEL OF TUBES.
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[ clanks]
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[ groans]
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[ struggling]
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[ screams]
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HMM.
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♪ ROCK 'EM, SOCK 'EM,
DO IT FOR THE RABBIT. ♪
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♪ I WANT THAT TROPHY
AND I'M GOING TO NAB IT. ♪
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♪ WHACK 'EM, SMACK 'EM,
DO IT FOR THE BUNNYA...
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IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
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Sunshine:
THE ELECTRIC FENCE.
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[ yelling]
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[ panting]
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[ screaming]
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Sunshine:
THE MOUNTAIN OF MUD.
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[ panting]
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Sunshine:
THE PIT OF TICKS.
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Dog:
LOOK OUT! TICKS!
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AAH! DIRTY TICKS.
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I FEEL FAINT.
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I HATE
THEM SUCKERS.
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GRAB ON, DOG!
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WE GOT IT
MADE IN THE SHADE
FROM HERE ON IN.
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[ laughing]
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CAT, THEY'RE
STILL BACK THERE!
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LEAPING LUMBAGO.
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STRAY-YAH!
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[ screams]
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CAT...
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WE'VE GOT TO GO
BACK AND HELP.
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THERE'S NO TIME!
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HMM...
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HEY, YOU DUMB DOGS!
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WHAT DID HE CALL US?
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WHAT DID YOU CALL THEM?
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DUH, YEAH, I'M TALKING
TO YOU, YOU MORONS!
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WITH YOUR BEADY EYES
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AND YOUR FAT HEADS
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AND YOUR NO BRAINS!
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NO BRAINS?
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UH, DUH... I THINK HE'S
MAYBE INSULTING YOU GUYS.
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CAT, THAT IS NO WAY
TO TALK TO OUR TEAMMATES.
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OKAY, HOW'S THIS?
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MY GRANDMOTHER RUNS
FASTER THAN YOU!
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AND SHE'S A CAT.
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GET ON!
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RUN, DOG, RUN!
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HA! I WON
AND YOU DIDN'T.
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[ yelling]
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I WIN.
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YOUR TEAM HAS FLOWN
THE COOP--
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THEY'RE DISQUALIFIED!
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[ yelling]
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Cliff:
GET THEM!
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AW, WE DONE IT.
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WE DID IT.
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WE WON!
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I KNOW THAT.
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WE'RE FREE.
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I KNOW, JUST...
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DON'T STOP RUNNING.
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[ Greasers grousing]
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NOW, DOG, THE KEY TO
SUCCESSFUL SOUFFLEING-ING
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IS A WELL-GREASED BOWL.
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BUTTER.
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BUTTER.
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WHAT, ARE
YOU TWO NUTS?
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO COOK
LOUSY FOOD
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AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT.
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LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW TO GREASE A BOWL.
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[ Winslow giggling]
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QUIT FOOLING AROUND.
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WHEE!
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ALL THAT GUY DOES IS CRITICIZE.
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[ inhales deeply]
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[ whispering]:
AH, PERFECTION.
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BUT REMEMBER,
NO LOUD NOISES.
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NO SUDDEN MOVES.
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[ sniffs]
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EGGY, EGGY.
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EGGY.
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[ rumbling]
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SOUFFLE...
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PLEASE... DON'T SAY A WORD.
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SEE, HE'S NOT
ALWAYS MEAN.
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[ slam]
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[ vibrating]
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[ gagging and choking]
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I DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
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[ cackles]
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WINSLOW, DON'T YOU HAVE
ANYONE ELSE TO BOTHER?
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NOPE, YOU TWO'S MY ONE AND ONLY.
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HMM, THAT'S KIND OF SAD.
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YEAH, THAT SOUFFLE
HAD "PRIZEWINNER"
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
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NO, I MEAN IT'S SAD THAT
WE'RE WINSLOW'S ONE AND ONLY.
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OH, PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME
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YOU'RE FEELING SORRY
FOR THAT BLUE BEAST.
256
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:21,490
NEXT THING YOU'LL SAY IS, "HE'S
ONLY MEAN BECAUSE HE'S LONELY."
257
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,710
THAT'S IT!
258
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,060
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
259
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,800
IS FIND SOMEONE
260
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,980
FOR WINSLOW TO SHARE
HIS LIFE WITH.
261
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,410
A SOUL MATE!
262
00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:32,070
DOG, YOU ARE A GENIUS.
263
00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:33,070
[ gulps]
264
00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:34,030
I KNEW IT!
265
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:40,770
HEY, I WONDER WHAT
WINSLOW WOULD SAY
ABOUT THAT ONE.
266
00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:43,210
OH, PROBABLY
SOMETHING SWEET LIKE...
267
00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:45,600
[ imitating Winslow]:
TAKE THEM BIG FEET OF YOURS
268
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:48,130
AND JOIN THE
CIRCUS, SISTER.
269
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,210
OOP!
270
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,390
[ laughs]
271
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,090
COOL! LET ME TRY.
272
00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,870
LOOK AT HER.
273
00:13:57,140 --> 00:14:00,100
WINSLOW WOULD
PROBABLY SAY...
274
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,750
[ imitating Winslow]:
HEY, LANKY LORETTA,
IF YOU WAS ANY TALLER
275
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,800
YOU'D PUNCH
A HOLE THROUGH
THE OZONE LAYER.
276
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,190
[ laughing]
277
00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:08,230
[ both laughing]
278
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,760
Cat:
TOO PALE.
279
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:14,850
Dog:
TOO SHORT.
280
00:14:15,110 --> 00:14:18,110
HEY, GRANNY, YOUR
SPANDEX DAYS ARE OVER.
281
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,120
[ thwack]
282
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:23,070
OOH.
283
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,340
THIS IS GOING TO BE
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
284
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,040
YEAH, WINSLOW DOESN'T
REALLY LIKE ANYBODY.
285
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,340
HOW ARE WE GOING TO
FIND HIS SOUL MATE?
286
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,170
Woman:
COME ONE, COME ALL.
287
00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:34,610
MATCH WITS WITH
THE GREAT SADIE LINKLETTER.
288
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:37,180
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHOM
I HAVEN'T SCAMMED BEFORE
289
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,440
THAT'S ME!
290
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:39,790
WELL, I'M GAME.
291
00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:42,440
WHOO, "GAMY" IS MORE LIKE IT
292
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,790
BUT YOU'LL DO.
293
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,310
YOUR HAT, PLEASE.
294
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,970
NOW, FOLLOW THE COOKIE.
295
00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:52,930
WHERE'S THE COOKIE, SLICK?
296
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,760
WAY TO GO, HAWKEYE.
297
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,460
THE COOKIE'S FOR YOU
298
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,720
AND THE HAT'S FOR ME.
299
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,600
WHO WANTS TO TRY IT
WITH A GOLD WATCH?
300
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,430
SOMEBODY CALL THE BIG TOP.
301
00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:12,380
THE FREAK SHOW
ESCAPED.
302
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,520
WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?
303
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:18,560
[ others laughing]
304
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,000
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
305
00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:21,520
OH, NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.
306
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,790
SAY, SADIE
307
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,660
IS THERE A
MR. LINKLETTER?
308
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,440
[ under his breath]:
LOOK, DOG.
309
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,360
ME, MARRIED?
310
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,530
[ laughs]
311
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,750
WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?
312
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:34,190
[ winces]
313
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,450
DOG, WE HAVE FOUND WINSLOW'S
314
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:39,060
[ howling]:
SOUL... MATE.
315
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,670
BINGO!
316
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,200
[ Cat clears throat]
317
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,330
Cat:
OH, WINSLOW?
318
00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:48,120
DINNER IS SERVED.
319
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,030
YOU MADE ME DINNER?
320
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,780
IF THERE'S POISON IN HERE,
I WILL SUE.
321
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,390
Winslow:
HEY, WHO'S
THE RAT?
322
00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,430
Sadie:
HEY, WATCH YOUR
MOUTH, BLUE BOY.
323
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:03,520
THE NAME IS SADIE.
324
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,000
HEY, CAT, YOU KNOW
I'M VERY DISCRIMINATING
325
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:08,310
WHEN IT COMES
TO HOUSEGUESTS.
326
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,310
HAS THIS ONE
BEEN SPRAYED?
327
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,580
I'LL SPRAY YOU,
YOU LITTLE...
328
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,710
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
329
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,800
PLAY NICE,
YOU TWO.
330
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,840
CAT, THEY DON'T SEEM
TO BE HITTING IT OFF.
331
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,540
THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME.
332
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,980
Winslow:
WEASEL NOSE!
333
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:23,980
Sadie:DOOFUS!
334
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,020
RABBIT EARS!
335
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,110
CRETIN!
336
00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:27,160
WALNUT-FACE!
337
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,200
FREAK!
338
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,330
LOSER!
339
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:30,330
BONEHEAD!
340
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,250
SCAREDY RAT!
341
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,200
RODENT!
342
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:33,900
VERMIN!
343
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,600
CAT, ARE THEIR
SOULS MATING YET?
344
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:39,910
UM... NOT QUITE.
345
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:42,210
I KNOW WHAT-- WHY
DON'T WE SKIP DINNER
346
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,300
AND GO DIRECTLY
TO THE PARLOR, SHALL WE?
347
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:53,050
WILL THIS BRING THEM
CLOSER TOGETHER, CAT?
348
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,400
BOARD GAMES NEVER FAIL.
349
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,050
OKAY, SADIE,
IT'S YOUR TURN.
350
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:02,710
J-E-
351
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:03,710
R-K.
352
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,760
"JERK."
353
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,330
[ laughing nervously]:
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
354
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:08,760
WHAT A WORDSMITH.
355
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:09,590
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, WINSLOW.
356
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,980
"MORON."
357
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,380
[ laughing and snorting]
358
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,680
GOOD ONE!
359
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:19,730
WHAT'S A MORON?
360
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,560
DID YOU SEE THAT, CAT?
361
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:24,470
I'VE NEVER BEEN
SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.
362
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:26,080
GIVE ME SOME TIME.
363
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:28,390
WE JUST MET.
364
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,520
[ whispering]:
IS IT TIME FOR
PLAN "B" YET, CAT?
365
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:31,610
HMM...
366
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:38,230
WE GOT TO GO ALL
THE WAY TO PLAN "Q."
367
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:42,970
Dog:
"MARIACHI--
THE MUSIC OF LOVE."
368
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:47,150
[ mariachi band playing]
369
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,980
[ singing in bored voice]:
♪ AY, AY, AY, AY♪
370
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,940
♪ TE QUIERO, RATONCITA...♪
371
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,110
AH, ISN'T THIS
SOOTHING AND SWEET?
372
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:59,330
DOESN'T IT JUST SET
THE MOOD FOR ROMANCE?
373
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,860
[ Dog humming along with music]
374
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,080
OH, SHEESH,
I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.
375
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:08,430
I WISH MY EARS
WAS BLEEDING.
376
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,000
THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HEAR
THIS RACKET.
377
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:14,090
HEY, IT'S NOT EASY FOR A WEASEL
TO PLAY THIS GUITAR.
378
00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:17,530
[ in Spanish accent]:
JUST LET THE MUSIC TAKE YOU AWAY
379
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,700
DEEP INTO THE HEART
OF OLD MEXICO.
380
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,100
[ groaning]
381
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,450
HEY, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING
MY SOLO.
382
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:27,230
[ trumpet screeches]
383
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,280
BLOW, DADDY, BLOW.
384
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,500
OOMPH!
385
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,720
[ straining]
386
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,530
[ pop]
387
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:02,750
[ Dog screaming]
388
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:04,530
HA! YOU CALL
THAT NASTY?
389
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:05,230
WATCH THIS.
390
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:14,370
[ strings play distortedly]
391
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:15,240
OUCH.
392
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,150
[ cackles]
393
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,030
[ groaning]
394
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,550
HOW'D YOU LIKE
THEM APPLES?
395
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,210
STRICTLY AMATEUR.
396
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,860
NOW, SIT BACK AND BEHOLD.
397
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:45,660
[ all yelling]
398
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,400
[ horn toots]
399
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,750
AAH...!
400
00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:53,060
[ crash]
401
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:57,410
AH, THE SWEET, SWEET SOUNDS
OF MAYHEM.
402
00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,190
Lead singer:
GET YOUR TRUMPET
OFF MY TAIL.
403
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,940
WHAT CAN I SAY?
404
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,720
[ chuckling]:
SADIE, I'M IN
THE PRESENCE
405
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,460
OF A REAL PROFESSIONAL.
406
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,510
IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
407
00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:10,120
THANKS.
408
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,510
I JUST NOTICED...
409
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:13,160
YOU HAVE
410
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,430
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
BEADY LITTLE EYES.
411
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:16,690
REALLY?
412
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:17,820
[ cackles]
413
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,740
YEAH, REALLY.
414
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,780
AND I LOVE
YOUR LAUGH.
415
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,780
[ both cackle]
416
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,440
[ both sigh deeply]
417
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:30,220
OH, SADIE, WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
418
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,100
DOWNTOWN,
BEHIND THE BUS DEPOT.
419
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,400
Winslow:
GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.
420
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,320
[ kissing loudly]
421
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,150
OH, WINSLOW.
422
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,460
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
423
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,110
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO SEE
424
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,280
MY MOZZARELLA
COLLECTION, HUH?
425
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,110
I'D BE DELIGHTED.
426
00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:51,900
YOU'RE KIDDING.
427
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,810
HEAR ME, CATDOG
428
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,690
I SHALL BE NICE TO YOU
FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.
429
00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:58,560
AND EVER!
430
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,210
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
431
00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:02,650
IT ACTUALLY WORKED, DOG.
432
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:04,780
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE
433
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,780
ONE OF MY PLANS WORKED.
434
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,440
Winslow:
WHAT?!
435
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,740
NO!
436
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,480
CATDOG...
437
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,830
I'M GOING TO WRING
BOTH YOUR FLEA-BITTEN NECKS.
438
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,710
SHE'S GONE AND
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
439
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:18,840
WHAT HAPPENED?
440
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,320
JUST LISTEN:
441
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,490
"DEAR WINSLOW,
I AM YOUR SOUL MATE
442
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,020
"BUT I AM ALSO A CON ARTIST
443
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,980
"SO I SWIPED
ALL YOUR STUFF
444
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,500
AND LEFT YOU THIS COOKIE."
445
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:34,330
"GOOD-BYE, MY LITTLE BLUE ANGEL.
446
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:35,900
LOVE, SADIE."
447
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,770
[ blows nose loudly]
448
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,470
AT LEAST SHE LEFT YOU
A COOKIE.
449
00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:42,820
WHO CARES ABOUT A STUPID...
450
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,910
[ choking up]:
COOKIE?
451
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:47,780
[ sobbing]:
SADIE!
452
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:48,780
COME BACK!
453
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,830
I LOVE YOU!
454
00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,440
IS THERE GOING TO
BE A SECOND SHOW
455
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:57,880
OR CAN WE PACK UP?
456
00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:59,440
SHH.
457
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:00,880
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
WINSLOW?
458
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:02,050
[ sniffles]
459
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,970
NEVER BETTER, DOG.
460
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:06,280
I HAVE FOUND LOVE.
461
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,450
NOW I JUST HAVE TO
TRACK IT DOWN AGAIN.
462
00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:11,150
SO, THAT MEANS YOU'RE
NOT MAD AT US, RIGHT
463
00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:13,460
AND WON'T BE MEAN, MAYBE?
464
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,940
I'M GOING TO BUILD AN ALTAR
AROUND THIS COOKIE.
465
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,380
IT'S THE COOKIE OF LOVE.
466
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,070
HEY, I GUESS HE'S
REALLY NOT MAD AT US.
467
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,030
GOOD JOB, CAT.
468
00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:26,170
WELL, I DO WHAT I CAN.
469
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:27,910
JUST BECAUSE I'M
NOT MAD AT YOU
470
00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:30,040
DOESN'T MEAN I'M
NOT GOING TO MESS WITH YOU.
471
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,390
[ all yelling]
472
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,790
DON'T WORRY, CAT.
473
00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:44,790
JUST LET THE
MARIACHICHI MUSIC
SOOTHE YOUR SOUL.
474
00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:48,010
♪ AY, AY, AY, AY...♪
475
00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:50,190
[ humming and grunting
mariachi song]
476
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,020
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
477
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:02,070
and NICKELODEON]
478
00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:04,290
♪ ...JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
479
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,730
♪ CATDOG... ♪
480
00:23:05,990 --> 00:23:07,640
♪ CATDOG ♪
481
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,600
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
482
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:12,780
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
483
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,170
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
484
00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:16,650
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
485
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,870
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
486
00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:20,310
♪ CATDOG... ♪
487
00:23:20,570 --> 00:23:22,220
♪ CATDOG ♪
488
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,750
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
489
00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:26,880
♪ CATDOG ♪
490
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:30,100
♪ CATDOG... ♪
491
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,140
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