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♪ ONE FINE DAY,
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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[ Cat sighs]
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Cat:
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE
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THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
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BREAKFAST TIME.
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INCOMING!
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OUTGOING!
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INCOMING!
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OUT...
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HIYA, CATDOG.
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...GOING.
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SORRY, CAT.
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OH, THAT'S OKAY, DOG.
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THAT WAS YOURFRIED EGG.
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[ snickers]
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[ chomping noisily]
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MMM!
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YOU ARE ONE HANDSOME MAYOR,
MR. MAYOR.
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[ chuckles]
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Both:
WHO COULD THAT BE?
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[ kissing]
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HI-HO, CITIZENS.
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I GOT GOOD NEWS
AND BAD NEWS.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS
WE'RE PUTTING IN
A NEW FREEWAY
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THAT GOES RIGHT
DOWNTOWN.
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ALL RIGHT!
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I'LL BE ABLE TO GET
TO THE CAT MUSEUM
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IN RECORD TIME!
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WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS,
MR. MAYOR, SIR?
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WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO TEAR DOWN YOUR HOUSE
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TO PUT THE FREEWAY IN.
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[ both gasp]
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THE BULLDOZER WILL BE HERE
IN TEN MINUTES.
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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TUT-TUT, NOT
TO WORRY, DOG.
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NO ONE IS TEARING
DOWN OUR HOUSE.
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IT'S A NEARBURGH
HISTORICAL LANDMARK.
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Dog:
MM-HMM,
THAT'S RIGHT.
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IN CASE YOU
DIDN'T KNOW
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THIS IS THE SITE
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OF AN AMAZING
HISTORICAL MOMENT.
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Rancid:
OH, YEAH?
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Cat:
IT HAPPENED RIGHT HERE
IN THE YEAR ONE MILLION B.C.
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[ file grinding]
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[ thud then crash]
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BE IT HUMBLE,
NO PLACE LIKE CAVE.
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WHAT YOU DO?
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DON'T KNOW.
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FEEL GOOD.
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ME WANT CAVE.
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NO GET CAVE.
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ME TAKE CAVE.
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OVER DEAD BODY.
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OKAY.
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OH, PRETTY!
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[ groans]
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[ grunts]
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[ grunting]
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[ yelling]
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ME LIKE.
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ME KEEP!
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NO, MEKEEP!
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MEKEEP!
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NO, ME KEEP!
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[ sizzling]
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[ screams]
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[ bell ringing]
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OKAY... YOU KEEP.
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[ panting]
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Cat:
THAT'S RIGHT, MR. MAYOR,
FIRE WAS DISCOVERED HERE.
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ARE YOU STILL GOING TO
TEAR OUR HOUSE DOWN, HMM?
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YES.
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WHAT?!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE
VERY "FAMOSO" THING
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THAT HAPPENED IN 1776?
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
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Dog:
A BAD EVIL KING RULED THE LAND,
BUT REVOLUTION WAS IN THE AIR.
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[ crowd yelling]
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[ clears throat]
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GIVE ME LIBERTY
OR GIVE ME DEATH!
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WELL, MAYBE NOT DEATH.
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TELL YOU WHAT
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MAKE THAT
GIVE ME LIBERTY
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OR A SPRAINED ANKLE.
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[ crowd murmuring]
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WE ALL MUST AFFIX
OUR NAMES
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UPON THIS PARCHMENT
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TO DECLARE OURSELVES
FREE NEARBURGHERS.
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[ cannonball fires]
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THE FARBURGHERS ARE COMING!
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THE FARBURGHERS ARE COMING!
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THE FARBURGHERS
ARE HERE!
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[ thud]
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[ horse whinnies]
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IN THE NAME OF ME
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I DECLARE THIS HOUSE MINE.
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WE'RE HERE TO KICK
SOME YE OLD BUTT.
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HEY, YOU
STINKING REBELS
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SHOW SOME RESPECT.
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DUH, OR WE'LL HUFF
AND PUFF
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AND STUFF YOUR HOUSE
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WITH THREE
LITTLE BOWLS
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OF THE
PORRIDGE THING.
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YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS HOUSE,
OH, STINKY KING!
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SURRENDER YOUR HOUSE
OR DIE, REBEL SWINE.
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PLEASE, I PREFER THE TERM "PIG."
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DOWN WITH THE KING!
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LONG LIVE THE KING!
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TRAITOR!
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WHAT ARE YE-- NUTS?
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THEY'RE USING REAL AMMO.
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AND BESIDES...
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I LOOK BETTER IN RED.
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[ chuckles]
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MR. WINSLOW'S RIGHT.
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GIVE THEM THE HOUSE.
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NEVER!
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THE TIME
TO SIGN IS NOW!
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ME FIRST, ME FIRST!
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IWROTE IT--
I'M SIGNING FIRST.
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[ growling and yelling]
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Cat:
AND SO, THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE WAS SIGNED.
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YOU CANNOT TOUCH
THIS HOUSE, MR. MAYOR.
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EVERY KID IN NEARBURGH
KNOWS THAT STORY.
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TRUE, TRUE.
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OH, AND DON'T FORGET
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THIS HOUSE WAS A HOTBED
OF HIPPIE HAPPENINGS
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BACK IN THE '60s.
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OH, YEAH, IT WAS
THE PLACE TO BE
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IN THE SUMMER OF LOVE.
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WANT TO DANCE?
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GROOVY.
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GROOVY.
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SHE MEANT ME,MAN.
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SHE MEANT US,MAN.
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Mayor [ over bullhorn]:
ALL RIGHT, YOU HIPPIES.
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IT'S THE MAN, MAN.
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BUMMER.
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COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
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NO, YOU COME IN
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AND FEEL THE LOVE.
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BY ORDER OF THE CITY
OF NEARBURGH
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I'M CONFISCATING THIS HOUSE.
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THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD
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YOUR HAIR'S
TOO LONG
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AND YOU LOOK WEIRD.
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SAYS YOU, ONE HEAD.
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YOU CAN'T TAKE
OUR HOUSE, MAN.
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IT'S LIKE...
OUR PAD, YOU KNOW?
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YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO VACATE
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OR I SEND IN
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LIKE, MY
RIOT SQUAD,
YOU KNOW?
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PEACE, BROTHER.
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WE'RE GOING TO TAKE
A PIECEOUT OF YOU.
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DUH, THE ONLY
GOOD HIPPIE
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IS UM... A HIPPO.
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THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.
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HECK NO, WE WON'T GO.
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All:
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
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HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
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HECK NO,
WE WON'T GO!
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SO, UH, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING
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AFTER THE PROTEST?
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I ALREADY INVITED HER
TO THE HUNGER STRIKE.
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OH, MELLOW OUT.
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NO, YOUMELLOW OUT!
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NO, I THINK IT'S TIME
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FOR YOU
TO MELLOW OUT!
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[ growling]
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[ crowd screaming
in distance]
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EXCUSE ME, MATE,
WHICH WAY TO SHEA STADIUM?
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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I GUESS A LOT OF HISTORICAL
STUFF DIDHAPPEN HERE.
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SEE? YOU CAN'T
TEAR THIS HOUSE DOWN.
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OH, YES, I CAN.
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[ giggles evilly]
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YOU GUYS SOUND
JUST LIKE MY MOTHER.
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RANCY, YOU CAN'T
TEAR THIS HOUSE DOWN.
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[ screams]
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[ giggles evilly]
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YOU SOUND JUST LIKE GRANDMA.
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[ giggles evilly]
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TEAR IT DOWN!
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OH, WITH PLEASURE.
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I'VE DREAMED
ABOUT THIS DAY.
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DUH, I DREAMED
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I WAS A FISHY.
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[ sighs]:
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, DOG.
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IT'S OVER.
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OH, NO, IT IS NOT!
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THEY COULDN'T MOVE OUR
FOREFATHERS OUT OF THIS HOUSE
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AND THEY'RE NOT
GOING TO MOVE US!
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DOG, WE ONLY HAD ONE FA...
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WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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[ bulldozer engine revs]
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OH, NO! GIVE ME THAT.
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KEEP YOUR PAWS...
STOP IT!
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WILL YOU HAND ME
THE KEY?
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[ gulps]
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GIVE ME THAT KEY.
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OH, COME HERE,
COME HERE.
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[ whining and groaning]
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00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:04,900
[ horn signals]
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OH.
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00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:10,170
[ horn signals]
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00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:12,350
[ grunting]
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00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,000
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:15,350
LUNCH BREAK.
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UNION RULES.
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00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:19,830
DUH, I COULD GO
FOR A ONION ROLL.
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[ sighs heavily]
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PHEW!
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[ both yelp]
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I'M GOING TO BULLDOZE YOU
TO SMITHEREENS
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AND THEN I'M GOING
TO BULLDOZE
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THE SMITHEREENS
TO SMITHEREENS.
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GOOD-BYE, DOG.
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GOOD-BYE, CAT.
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Both:
GOOD-BYE, HOUSE.
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I LOVE YOU, MAN.
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LEAPING LUMBAGO.
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IS THAT WHAT
I THINK IT IS?
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Cat:
UM, ROTTEN OLD EGGS
ON A WINDOW?
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IT'S ME, WONDERFUL ME
IN ALL MY GLORY.
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NOBODY'S TOUCHING
THIS HOUSE.
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IT'S A SHRINE--
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HOME OF THE MIRACLE EGG.
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YEE-HAW!
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SO WE GET TO
KEEP OUR HOUSE?
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00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:13,710
FOREVER.
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AND NO FREEWAY, RIGHT?
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00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:18,370
LET'S NOT JUMP TO
HASTY CONCLUSIONS, SHALL WE?
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00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,290
WHAT'S THE DEAL, MAN?
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IT'S JUST AN EGG.
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00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,290
OH, LOOKS JUST
LIKE MY AUNT SELMA.
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00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:27,900
MAN, I WISH I HAD
SOME BACON.
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00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,810
WELL, WE SAVED
OUR HOUSE
258
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,340
AND EVERYTHING WORKED
OUT SWELL, RIGHT, CAT?
259
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,430
OH, YEAH,
JUST TERRIFIC!
260
00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:38,130
AW, LOOK AT
THE BRIGHT SIDE, CAT.
261
00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:40,260
THE BRIGHT SIDE'S
BLOCKED BY AN ON RAMP.
262
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,520
WE CAN PLAY
THE LICENSE PLATE
GAME ALL DAY LONG.
263
00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:44,050
I HATE THAT GAME.
264
00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:44,960
THERE'S ALASKA,
OHIO...
265
00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:45,920
SO WHAT?
266
00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:47,440
PADUCAH...
267
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:48,220
THAT'S NOT
EVEN A STATE!
268
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,360
SKINNYAPOLIS...
269
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:49,700
[ groans]
270
00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,850
[ sirens blaring]
271
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:10,420
[ all talking at once]
272
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,550
Rancid:
SETTLE DOWN,
SETTLE DOWN.
273
00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,990
PUT A SOCK IN IT,
YOU NOISY BRATS.
274
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,170
THE FOREST FIRE BOYS' MEETING
WILL NOW COME TO ORDER
275
00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:19,690
IF THEY KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.
276
00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:22,740
STAND AND RECITE THE PLEDGE.
277
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,260
All:
WE WILL BE HONEST, KIND AND GOOD
278
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,180
AND MAKE A LOT OF NEAT STUFF
OUT OF BALSA WOOD.
279
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,440
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
280
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,790
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
281
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,660
REMEMBER, TOMORROW WE AWARD
282
00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,750
THE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR AWARD.
283
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,020
[ all gasp]
284
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:47,810
THE PRIDE, THE HONOR, THE GLORY.
285
00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:51,770
GEE, I WONDER WHO'LL
WIN IT THIS TIME.
286
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:56,860
[ pounds
mallet]:
AHEM!
287
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,780
MAY THE BEST MAN OR CATDOG WIN.
288
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,910
MEETING ADJOURNED.
289
00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:07,560
[ murmuring]
290
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,180
WE ARE
A SHOO-IN, DOG.
291
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,880
YEAH, ALL WE NEED IS OUR
CAMPING BADGE AND WE CAN'T LOSE.
292
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:19,790
[ gasps]
293
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:25,890
[ owl hooting]
294
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:32,500
YOU KNOW, DOG,
WE DESERVE THIS AWARD.
295
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:35,810
YEAH, LOOK AT
296
00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:37,720
ALL THE STUFF
WE'VE DONE THIS YEAR.
297
00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:40,340
BEST APPLICATION
OF FIRST AID.
298
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,470
BEST POTATO CARVING.
299
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:43,770
BEST USE OF LARD.
300
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,950
AND DON'T FORGET
MY FAVORITE.
301
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,040
AH, YES.
302
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,000
I CAN SEE IT NOW
303
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,650
AS IF IT WAS PROJECTED
IN FRONT OF ME
304
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:54,090
LIKE A CHEESY CARTOON FLASHBACK.
305
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,360
[ whimpering]
306
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:06,280
Cat:
MADAME?
307
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,020
MAY WE ESCORT YOU
308
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,410
ACROSS THIS BUSY
THOROUGHFARE?
309
00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:13,800
YAH, YAH, YAH,
GIDDY-UP, GIDDY-UP.
310
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:21,070
[ tires squealing, car crashes]
311
00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:22,900
OH, BY THE WAY, MA'AM
312
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,860
HAVE YOU TRIED
FOREST FIRE BOY PICKLES?
313
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,820
THEY COME IN
FOUR FANTASTIC FLAVORS.
314
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,300
Dog:
CHOCOLATE,
PEANUT BUTTER
315
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,260
MINT MAJESTY AND
TROPICAL CAPPUCCINO.
316
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,390
MMM!
317
00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:36,130
ONE FREE SAMPLE.
318
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,830
MMM! MMM!
319
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,570
AND HOW MANY BOXES
WILL THAT BE?
320
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,700
I'LL TAKE THEM ALL.
321
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:48,970
YOU FELLOWS SURE KNOW HOW TO
SHOW AN OLD LADY A GOOD TIME.
322
00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:53,280
MOST PICKLES SOLD WHILE
HELPING A SENIOR CITIZEN
CROSS THE STREET AWARD.
323
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,850
DOGGY-DOG, WE ARE
324
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:58,280
ONE CAMPING TRIP
AWAY FROM GREATNESS.
325
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,070
GREATNESS,
HERE WE COME!
326
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,420
SHALL WE VENTURE
OFF INTO THE WILD
WILDERNESS?
327
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,160
HI-HO, DIGGITY!
328
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,080
[ Cat scatting]
329
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,920
THIS IS THE PLACE.
330
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,880
WE'RE GOING TO CAMP
IN OUR YARD?
331
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,310
WHY NOT?
332
00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:28,050
OUTSIDE, THE STARS ABOVE US;
333
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,970
A NICE CLEAN BATHROOM
THREE STEPS AWAY.
334
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,580
BREAK OUT
THE SMORES!
335
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,710
SMORES, SMORES,
SMORES!
336
00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:35,930
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
337
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,580
Dog:
WHOA!
338
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,930
FIRST ORDER
OF BUSINESS:
339
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,110
ERECT THE TENT.
340
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,110
FIRST YOU GET
SOME POLES
341
00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:47,160
AND YOU STICK THEM
IN THE GROUND.
342
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:48,770
THEN YOU GET
A HAMMER
343
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,420
AND YOU POUND,
POUND, POUND.
344
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,990
STRETCH OUT THE TENT
SO THERE'S LOTS OF ROOM
345
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,430
AND THAT'S HOW YOU CAMP
BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON.
346
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,600
HEY, NICE TENT.
347
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:58,560
IS THE CIRCUS
IN TOWN?
348
00:15:58,820 --> 00:15:59,520
[ grumbles]
349
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,780
OH, NO, IT'S
THE BEARDED LADY.
350
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,050
[ snickers]
351
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,090
GET LOST, WINSLOW.
352
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:08,270
THIS IS OFFICIAL
FOREST FIRE BOYS' BUSINESS.
353
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:09,830
NO CIVILIANS.
354
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,050
SORRY, WINSY.
355
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,050
WE'RE GOING TO WIN
356
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,360
THE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR AWARD.
357
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,320
YEAH, SURE, SMOKEY
358
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:18,760
RIGHT AFTER YOUSE
WIN THE BONEHEAD
OF THE YEAR AWARD.
359
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,190
YOUSE GUYS WILL LAST
ABOUT TEN MINUTES OUT HERE.
360
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:22,060
[ snickers]
361
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:30,720
PERFECTORAMA!
362
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,770
AND NOW, SMORES.
363
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:34,730
LET'S MAKE SMORES,
SMORES, SMORES!
364
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,730
LET'S MAKE MORE, MORE,
MORE, MORE SMORES.
365
00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:38,300
LET'S MAKE
S'MORE SMORES!
366
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,910
KEEP YOUR
COLLAR ON, DOG.
367
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,650
FIRST WE GOT
TO BUILD A FIRE.
368
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,520
I'VE GOT THE MATCHES.
369
00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,650
I'VE GOT THE WOOD.
370
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:48,000
EXCELLENT.
371
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,960
WE'LL BE USING
THE LOG CABIN TECHNIQUE.
372
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,790
CAT, WHY ARE YOU DOING
IT LIKE THAT, CAT?
373
00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:55,790
BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU WIN
374
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,100
THE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR AWARD!
375
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,800
OUR FOREST FIRE LEADER,
UNCLE RANCID, SAID
376
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,410
THE TEEPEE STACK
IS BETTER.
377
00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:06,980
LOOK, LIKE THIS.
378
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,460
DOG, WE'LL LOSE
IF WE DO IT THAT WAY.
379
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,380
HEY, YOU WRECKED
MY TEEPEE.
380
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,460
LOG CABIN IS BETTER.
381
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,290
TEEPEE'S BETTER.
382
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:19,340
LOG CABIN.
383
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,600
TEEPEE!
384
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:21,600
LOG...
385
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:22,990
TEEP...
386
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,730
[ growling]
387
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,300
[ growling and yelling]
388
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,960
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
389
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:34,440
I'LL CAMP MY WAY
AND YOU CAMP YOUR WAY.
390
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,880
FINE WITH ME!
391
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:36,660
[ both groaning]
392
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:46,710
YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE
AND I WILL STAY ON MY SIDE.
393
00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:51,200
AND MAY THE BEST
FOREST FIRE BOY WIN.
394
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,940
DON'T WORRY, I WILL.
395
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,070
I SAID THE BESTBOY-- ME!
396
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,570
Cat:
YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO WIN
397
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,180
MAKING A SMORE
WITHOUT CHOCOLATE.
398
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,010
WELL, NEITHER
ARE YOU
399
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,230
WITHOUT ANY
GRAHAM CRACKERS.
400
00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:31,800
SAY, WHO WANTS TO
HEAR A SCARY STORY?
401
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,370
[ in high voice]:
I DO, I DO, I DO.
402
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,540
OKAY, ROCKY.
403
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:40,640
WELL, ONCE THERE WAS
A BIG, SCARY, HUNGRY BEAR
404
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:41,990
IN THE WOODS
405
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,250
WHO LIKED TO EAT
406
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:46,820
DOGS!
407
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,510
I'M SCARED.
408
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:49,430
[ chuckling]
409
00:18:49,690 --> 00:18:50,910
GOOD.
410
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:52,430
THAT STORY
REMINDS ME
411
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,480
OF THE BIG-EARED PSYCHO
412
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,780
WHO ESCAPED FROM NEARBY
NEARBURGH PRISON.
413
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,740
[ gasps]
414
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,260
THEY NEVER FOUND HIM,
DID THEY, CAT?
415
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,700
[ stammering]:
N-N-NO.
416
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,620
[ wind blows]
417
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,660
HOLD ME.
418
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,190
[ thunder]
419
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:12,930
[ screams]
420
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,150
[ screams]
421
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,670
[ thunder cracks]
422
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:29,600
[ Dog and Cat yelling]
423
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,470
DOG, WE'RE SLIPPING.
424
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,380
HELP!
425
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:36,080
DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE
NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE?
426
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:37,950
FIGHT'S OVER.
427
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,040
WE'VE GOT TO THINK
OF A WAY OUT OF THIS.
428
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,610
HELP, SOMEBODY...
ANYBODY!
429
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:44,400
[ thunder cracks]
430
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,970
[ screams]:
IT'S THE HUNGRY BEAR!
431
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,490
[ yelps]
432
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:55,450
NO, NO, IT'S
THE BIG-EARED PSYCHO.
433
00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,370
WHAT ARE YOU-- NUTS?
434
00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:01,150
WINSLOW!
435
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,720
WINSLOW!
436
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:04,370
DID YOU WIN YOUR AWARD YET?
437
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:05,630
[ snickers]
438
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:06,680
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
439
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,720
COME ON.
440
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,160
WE'RE DESPERATE.
441
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,600
HUH? EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT REALLY
CLEAR ON WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR.
442
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:16,650
I NEED YOUR...
443
00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,730
[ stammering]
444
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
I NEED YOUR HELP!
445
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,390
[ snickers]
446
00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:23,740
OH, BABY, THAT WAS SWEET.
447
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:29,570
[ Dog and Cat yelling]
448
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:45,110
[ grunting]
449
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,890
THANKS FOR SAVING
OUR LIFE, WINSLOW.
450
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:49,720
YEAH, THANKS.
451
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:50,420
NOW, GET LOST.
452
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,510
[ grumbling]
453
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:55,860
DOG, I, UH...
454
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,470
[ gulps]
455
00:20:57,730 --> 00:20:59,560
I'M GLAD WE'RE
BACK TOGETHER.
456
00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:03,000
THERE IS NO ONE I WOULD
RATHER SHARE A TENT WITH.
457
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:09,480
[ all talking at once]
458
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:12,700
NO ONE KNOWS
WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT, DOG
459
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,570
SO WE'LL STILL WIN.
460
00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:17,880
HEY, CUT OUT THAT WHISPERING
461
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,190
OR I'LL COME
BACK THERE
462
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:21,360
AND GIVE YOU WHAT FOR.
463
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,760
AND NOW THE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR AWARD
464
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,450
OUR HIGHEST HONOR
465
00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:27,760
GIVEN TO THE BEST,
THE BRIGHTEST
466
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:31,940
SOMEONE WHO FACED A TORRENTIAL
STORM WITH EXTREME BRAVERY
467
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,850
WHOSE NAME
468
00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:36,120
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD
469
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,340
SHALL STAND FOR ALL
THAT IS GREAT AND GLORIOUS...
470
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:42,690
WINSLOW T. ODDFELLOW.
471
00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:45,040
TA-DAH!
472
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,690
WHAT?! HE'S NOT EVEN
A FOREST FIRE BOY!
473
00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:52,520
OUR NEWEST MEMBER,
THANKS TO THIS ANONYMOUS LETTER
474
00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:54,610
DESCRIBING
HIS HEROIC ACHIEVEMENTS
475
00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:57,880
SAVING TWO POOR PATHETIC SOULS.
476
00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:00,270
THANKS, BUNNY
477
00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:04,140
AND I'D ESPECIALLY LIKE TO THANK
THE TWO POOR PATHETIC SOULS:
478
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:04,970
CATDOG.
479
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:08,450
[ snickers]
480
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:12,200
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D LIKE TO DO
481
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:14,810
TO THE RAT WHO
WROTE THAT LETTER?!
482
00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:17,680
NO, CAT, WHAT WOULD
YOU LIKE TO DO TO ME?
483
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:20,940
WELL, I...
484
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,210
YOU?
485
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:24,640
DOG!
486
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,780
[ growling and yelping]
487
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,910
WOW! NOW, THAT'S
WHAT I CALL A KNOT.
488
00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:34,960
GIVE ME THAT
489
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:35,780
YOU LITTLE
RUNT.
490
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:36,870
HEY!
491
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,090
I CHANGED MY MIND--
HERE.
492
00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:41,660
[ cheering]
493
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,490
WE DID IT, DOG.
494
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,660
WE'RE FOREST FIRE BOY
OF THE YEAR.
495
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,660
WHAT?
496
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,190
I SAID WE...
497
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,490
WHAT? I CAN'T
HEAR YOU.
498
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,490
NEVER MIND.
499
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,670
HMM?
500
00:22:55,930 --> 00:22:59,460
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
501
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,810
and NICKELODEON]
502
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,900
♪ CATDOG... ♪
503
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,560
♪ CATDOG ♪
504
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,210
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
505
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:13,170
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
506
00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:14,780
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
507
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,300
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
508
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:18,480
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:22,610
♪ CATDOG ♪
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00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,270
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
IS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:30,060
♪ CATDOG... ♪
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00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,930
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