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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Cliff:
NO WAY, FORGET ABOUT IT!
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PICK THE CAT,
ALREADY!
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I'M ITCHING TO PLAY BALL!
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I'M NOT GETTING STUCK
WITH CAT AGAIN.
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I'LL TAKE, UH...
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THAT GUY.
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CLIFF, THAT'S A MAILBOX.
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SO?
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WE STICK IT
BEHIND HOME PLATE.
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GOT TO BE BETTER
THAN CAT.
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EXCUSE ME.
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BUT I HAVE ALL STAR POTENTIAL.
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[ all laughing]
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COME ON, CAT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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[ sarcastically]:
THANKS.
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GET REAL--
THE ONLY REASON
WE LET CAT PLAY
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IS BECAUSE YOU
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ALWAYS BRING HIM ALONG,
SLUGGER.
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AW, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH,
STONE PAWS.
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[ players chattering]
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COME ON,
CLIFF, BABY.
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
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ALL RIGHT,
DOG!
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IT'S THE LAST
INNING
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AND ALL WE NEED
IS ONE MORE RUN.
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[ grunts]
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BALL ONE.
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YOU OKAY, CAT?
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I'M TERRIFIC,
YEAH, GREAT.
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I KNEW SHOULD HAVE PICKED
THE MAIL BOX.
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[ players chattering...]
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[ grunts]
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HI-HO DIGGITTY!
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WAY TO GO, DOG!
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Dog:
I'M OUTTA HERE.
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MAN! HE MURDERLIZED IT.
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[ grunting]
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I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
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[ grunting]
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I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
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I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!
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THE, THE TOUCHDOWN
THING.
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[ laughing]
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[ grunting]
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THROW IT!
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COME ON, THROW IT!
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?
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THROW IT,
THROW IT, THROW IT!
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THROW IT.
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[ both grunting]
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[ yowling]
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ALL RIGHT, DOG!
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AN INSIDE THE PARK
HOME RUN!
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THAT A BOY,
DOG!
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ALL RIGHT, THERE,
SPARK PLUG!
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LOOKING GOOD!
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Lube:
OH, GOOD ONE!
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YOU STINK, CAT!
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YOU'RE THE BIGGEST LOSER
I EVER MET.
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AND I HANG OUT
WITH HIM.
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WHAT
A LOSER.
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HOO, FUN, FUN, FUN!
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YOU OKAY, CAT?
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I'M FINE.
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WHO CARES ABOUT
A STUPID GAME, ANYWAY?
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[ stammering]
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[ sobbing...]
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OH, DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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I'M A LOSER!
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JUST TURN AWAY, DOG.
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME,
QUIT LOOKING AT ME.
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WHATEVER YOU SAY.
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[ sobbing]
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[ wolf howls]
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CAN I LOOK AT YOU YET?
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UH... ONE SECOND.
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OKAY, GO AHEAD.
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HEY, YOU'RE NOT
A BAD BASEBALL PLAYER, CAT.
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YOU'RE JUST
IN A SLUMP.
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OKAY, SO IT'S BEEN
A LONG SLUMP.
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BUT JUST THINK OF
MURRAY "THE MULE" MARCONI.
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MURRAY THE MULE?
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THE GREATEST HITTER
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IN THE HISTORY
OF SANDLOT BASEBALL?
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THAT'S THE ONE!
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THE MULE USED TO BE
A PUNY LITTLE LOSER
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JUST LIKE YOU.
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THEY USED TO CALL HIM
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"MURRAY THE MORON."
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PATHETIC.
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[ all laughing]
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MORON!
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BUT HE BELIEVED IN HIMSELF
AND WORKED HARD.
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[ metal crunching]
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[ loud thump]
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[ loud smack]
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AND NOW HE WOULD LIVE FOREVER
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IN THE SANDLOT
HALL OF FAMOUSNESS.
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WOW!
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YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT, DOG.
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IF HE COULD
DO IT, SO CAN I.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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THAT'S IT CAT,
WORK IT, WORK IT!
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FEEL THE PAIN.
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NO PAIN,
NO GAIN.
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NO RAIN IN SPAIN!
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OH, YEAH!
YOU GOT IT!
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[ grunting]
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[ slurping]
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[ grunting]
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[ groaning]
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OH...
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[ yells]:
HE-HO! AND A HOO-WHAA! OH!
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[ growls]
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OH, YEAH, SHAKE IT OUT.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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I FEEL GOOD!
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HOW GOOD?
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I FEEL BASEBALL GOOD!
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I THINK YOU'RE READY.
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HERE THEY COME.
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All:
♪ ...AT THE BALL GAME
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♪ BEAT CAT UP IN THE CROWD
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DOG?
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YES, CAT?
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I'M NOT READY.
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I KNOW WHAT LET'S DO.
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[ sewing machine whirring]
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TELL ME THE PLAN
AGAIN, CAT.
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I'M GOING TO PRETEND
TO BE WHO?
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ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK, YOU'LL PRETEND
TO BE ME.
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AND I'LL PRETEND
TO BE YOU.
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[ both chuckling]
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SEE, EVERY TIME YOU HIT A HOMER
THEY'LL THINK IT'S ME.
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BUT ISN'T THAT CHEATING?
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[ laughing]:
NO, IT'S CREATIVE
PROBLEM SOLVING.
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OH, OKAY.
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WATCH ME THROW ONE
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RIGHT BY THIS SIMP.
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[ grunts]
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[ all gasp]
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IT'S A MIRACLE!
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BUT A BAD MIRACLE.
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Cat:
UM, OOH...
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WOWIE KABOODLES.
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CAT REALLY CLOBBERED THAT ONE.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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Dog:
BEAUTIFUL.
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THIS IS ALMOST
AS MUCH FUN AS, UH, OPERA.
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COME ON, DOG!
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SHOW THESE MUTTS
HOW TO PLAY BALL!
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GOLLY, WHAT A WHIFF.
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SORRY.
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[ all groan]
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Player:
CAT'S STEALING HOME!
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AND, MAN,
DID HE GET A GOOD JUMP!
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[ cheers, laughter]
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I'M JUST ONE TERRIFIC CAT
GIVING 110%.
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UM, UH, WOW, CAT.
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YOU'RE LIKE SOME KIND
OF BASEBALL SUPERSTAR.
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All [ chanting]:
CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT!...
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LISTEN UP, DOG.
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IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH.
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TWO OUTS, TWO STRIKES!
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GET A HIT, YOU'RE A HERO.
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STRIKE OUT,
YOU'LL BE A LOSER FOREVER!
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GEE, I HOPE I DO NOT CHOKE.
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ME, TOO.
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I DON'T LIKE BEING A LOSER.
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All [ chanting]:
LOSER, LOSER, DOG IS A LOSER.
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COME ON, CAT,
YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
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PLEASE DON'T STRIKE OUT.
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LET'S SEE YOU
HIT THIS, LOSER DOG!
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MY GOOD NAME IS ALL I GOT, CAT.
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EXCUSE ME.
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Cat:
MURRAY THE MULE MARCONI.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH, I TRAVEL THE COUNTRY
GIVING INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES
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TO YOUNG SANDLOT PLAYERS
IN NEED.
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I ALSO SELL INSURANCE.
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I WANT TO TELL YOU
THE SECRET TO BASEBALL.
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YOU SEE, IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW GOOD YOU ARE.
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ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
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I DO BELIEVE IN MYSELF.
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DON'T WORRY, DOG.
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IT'S TIME FOR CAT
TO GET IN THE GAME.
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[ all gasp]
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THAT'S NOT CATDOG!
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IT'S CAT-CAT!
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[ all gasp]
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WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON HERE?
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NO ONE CALLS DOG
A LOSER BUT ME!
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YOU TELL THEM, CAT!
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AND I BELONG
ON THE BASEBALL FIELD.
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BURN ONE IN THERE,
CLIFFIE BABY!
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THIS CAT IS GOING YARD!
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[ all talking]
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[ grunts]
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WELL, YOU ARE
REALLY AWFUL.
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LATER.
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HERE'S MY CARD.
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WAY TO GO, LOSER!
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COME ON, CAT.
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IT'S JUST A GAME.
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YOU'RE GOOD
AT OTHER STUFF.
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YOU'RE A SUPER GENIUS.
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00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,400
WELL... THIS IS TRUE.
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00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,220
AND A MASTER
OF FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
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OUI, OUI
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A RARE SKILL.
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00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:10,190
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT, DOG.
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I'M OKAY.
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HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I QUIT, CLIFF,
I'M THROUGH WITH BASEBALL.
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WHO'LL PLAY CATCHER?
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ARE YOU LEAVING?
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WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A GAME HERE!
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SORRY, GUYS,
IT'S JUST NOT MY GAME.
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[ shrieks]
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IT'S YOUR BALL!
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I GOT IT!
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THROW IT, THROW IT
THROW IT, THROW IT!
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YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!
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[ all cheering]
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[ gulps]
WELL, IT WAS A GOOD PLAY.
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[ birds chirping]
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Cat:
ONE, TWO, CHA-CHA-CHA.
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ONE, TWO, CHA-CHA-CHA.
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00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,770
AND ONE, TWO, CHA-CHA-CHA.
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00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,460
AND ONE, TWO, CHA-CHA-CHA.
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00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,900
ONE, TWO, CHA-CHA-CHA.
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00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,080
AND ONE, TWO, CHA-CHA-CHA.
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00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,690
OH, BUENO,WHOO!
[ laughs]
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00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,650
DOG, WITH MOVES LIKE THESE
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00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,610
WE'LL HAVE THE CHIQUITAS
EATING OUT OF OUR PAWS.
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00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:22,740
HOO-HOO!
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00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:25,650
NEARBURG DANCE FIESTA,
HERE WE COME!
255
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:27,830
HI-HO DIGGITY, CAT.
256
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,270
WE WERE BORN TO DANCE,
CHA-CHA-CHA!
257
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,270
WHOA, WHOA!
258
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,920
[ thumps]
259
00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:35,880
[ sighs]
260
00:12:36,010 --> 00:12:37,580
[ sloshing]
261
00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,150
[ sloshing]
262
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,590
DOG, I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT...
263
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,240
YOU NEED TO DROP SOME POUNDAGE.
264
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,900
WE DON'T WANT TO FALL
ON OUR NONEXISTENT BUTT
265
00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,770
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, DO WE?
266
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,680
OKAY.
267
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,470
[ slurps]
268
00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:13,090
OH, YUMMY.
269
00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,960
UH-UH-UH.
[ loud slap]
270
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,180
NONE FOR THE LIKES OF YOU,
LITTLE MISTER.
271
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,920
WE NEED TO
SLIM YOU DOWN
272
00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:21,620
INTO A LEAN, MEAN
DANCING MACHINE.
273
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,450
[ cackling]
HERE.
274
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:28,720
"FAT FREE CHOCO SLIM DIET FOOD.
275
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,070
MADE FROM REAL TAR."
276
00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:40,210
HMM, I'M GOING TO LIKE
THIS DIET.
277
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:45,040
EW, THIS STUFF TASTES LIKE
DOOKY.
278
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:48,780
CAT, ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY
I CAN LOSE WEIGHT?
279
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,700
[ grunting]
CHA-CHA.
280
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:00,570
[ grunting]
CHA-CHA.
281
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,840
OH!
282
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:07,710
[ grunting]
283
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,240
THAT'S MORE
LIKE IT, DOG.
284
00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:14,540
FEEL THE BURN.
285
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,340
[ loud gobbling, tree cracking]
286
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:30,650
[ both yelling]
287
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,090
WELL, THAT WAS
UNREWARDING.
288
00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:45,400
UM, DOG, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
SNEAKING FOOD, HAVE YOU?
289
00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:48,450
[ whimpers]
290
00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:50,320
YOU KNOW WHAT?
291
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:51,890
I GIVE UP.
292
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,060
WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE DANCE.
293
00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:57,150
IN FACT, OUR DANCING DAYS
ARE OVER!
294
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,330
WHAT?
295
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,020
CAT, PLEASE.
296
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,590
GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.
297
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,200
I'LL LOSE THE WEIGHT.
298
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:04,420
I PROMISE.
299
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:07,510
AND I'LL DO IT
ALL ON MY OWN.
300
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:23,790
[ gulps]
301
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,190
[ pants]
302
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,890
...seven!
303
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,060
Come on, sweat!
304
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,630
Squeeze that Gut Master!
305
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,550
Only 800 more to go!
306
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,240
Let it burn!
307
00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:46,980
I'M BURNING... 800.
308
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,550
[ huffing and puffing]
309
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,730
OH, DOG, DOG,
I DIDN'T THINK
310
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:57,910
YOU HAD IT
IN YOU.
311
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,340
I DON'T ANYMORE.
312
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,430
IT WAS EASY, CAT.
313
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,300
ALL I DID
WAS EAT SENSIBLE
314
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,650
EXERCISE, AND, UH...
315
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,130
OH, WATCH TV.
316
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:12,140
[ music playing...]
317
00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:20,760
LOOKIN' GOOD.
318
00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:22,670
AND SLIM.
319
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,380
[ applause]
320
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:37,900
[ gasps]
321
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,470
[ both laughing]
322
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,870
WELL...Man:
EVERYONE GRAB A PARTNER
323
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,910
AND HEAD FOR THE DANCE FLOOR.
324
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,740
IT'S TIME FOR OUR CHA-CHA
DANCE CONTEST, BUENO.
325
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:49,000
[ cheers and applause]
326
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:52,010
TIME TO SHAKE IT.
327
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:55,100
[ cha-cha music begins]
328
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:58,450
HELLO, INGRIDS,
CARE TO CHA-CHA-CHA?
329
00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,840
JA-JA-JA.
330
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,150
OKAY, WE DANCE.
331
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,710
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
332
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,320
HI.
333
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,590
[ cha-cha music playing]
334
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,500
[ sniffing]
335
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:18,730
AH!
336
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:26,740
[ whispering]:
DOG, CONCENTRATE ON THE MUSIC.
337
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:28,520
AND DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD!
338
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:31,350
I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE RIGHT, CAT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
339
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,000
DO NOT THINK
ABOUT FOOD.
340
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:34,400
DO NOT THINK
ABOUT FOOD.
341
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,570
THAT IS
MY MANTRA.
342
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,960
DO NOT THINK
ABOUT FOOD.
343
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,180
[ laughs]
344
00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:40,660
[ sighs]
345
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:41,660
OOH!
346
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:42,670
[ laughs]
347
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,670
SAUCY.
348
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,800
SAUCY!
349
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,150
♪ SERVE ME UP SOME CHILI
350
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,150
♪ AND A CHEESE STEAK
MADE IN PHILLY ♪
351
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,240
BOX STEP.
352
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,160
♪ AND A BIG OLD ENCHILADA
353
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,070
♪ AND A SLAB OF VEAL PICCATA
354
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,680
♪ WASH IT DOWN WITH MOZZARELLA
AND MAKE ME A HAPPY FELLA ♪
355
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:03,160
♪ IT'S THE HOT AND SPICY
CHA-CHA-CHA! ♪
356
00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:06,470
THE BAND IS GOOD, JA?
357
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,690
JA.
358
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,480
LOOK AT HIM SWING
THOSE DRUMSTICKS.
359
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:12,170
[ echoing]:
DRUMSTICKS...
360
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,310
DRUMSTICKS.
361
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,960
DRUMSTICKS.
362
00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,740
DRUMSTICKS.
363
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,490
DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD.
364
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:24,140
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT FOOD.
365
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,580
♪ WE ALL LOVE SPAGHETTI, WON'T
YOU CALL ME WHEN IT'S READY ♪
366
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,360
♪ AND A COUPLE OF PIZZA PIES
367
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:32,060
♪ PEPPERONI WOULD BE NICE
368
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:34,370
♪ IT'S A DANCE
THAT CAN'T BE BEAT ♪
369
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,890
♪ AND IT'S ALL
THAT YOU CAN EAT ♪
370
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,460
♪ IT'S THE HOT AND SPICY
CHA-CHA-CHA ♪
371
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:39,900
♪ AND I LOVE IT
372
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:43,810
♪ IT'S THE HOT AND SPICY
CHA-CHA-CHA! ♪
373
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:45,160
[ applause]
374
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,250
I'M THINKING ABOUT FOOD.
375
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,210
[ hushed]:
CONTROL YOURSELF, DOG.
376
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,990
STOP THINKING
ABOUT FOOD!
377
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,560
Dog:
I'M NOT THINKING...
378
00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,830
I'M EATING!
379
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,570
[ crowd screaming]
380
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,570
[ Dog gobbling, woofing]
381
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,920
♪ WOOF, WOOF, CHA-CHA-CHA
382
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,220
♪ CHA-CHA-CHA
383
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,880
[ screaming]
384
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,880
[ glass breaking]
385
00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:12,060
[ loud crashing]
386
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:19,720
[ Cat moaning and groaning]
387
00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:22,900
I NEVER DANCE
WITH YOU TWO AGAIN.
388
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:25,290
YOU STEPPED ON MY TOES
389
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,730
AND YOU ATE MY SISTER.
390
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,380
Ingrid:
JA!
391
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:31,380
HMM!
392
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,600
YOU'VE EATEN EVERYTHING
IN SIGHT
393
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:34,860
INCLUDING MY BAND...
394
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:37,520
[ music playing]
395
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:40,390
...AND I LOVE IT!
396
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,610
THAT WAS THE MOST ORIGINAL DANCE
I'VE EVER SEEN.
397
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,090
FIRST PRIZE!
398
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:46,750
[ gasps]
399
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,310
WELL, AT LEAST WE GOT
SOMETHING OUT OF ALL THIS.
400
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,320
[ chuckles]
401
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,320
HUH?
402
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:53,970
[ gobbles, gulps]
403
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,840
[ belch echoes]
404
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,760
[ chomping...]
405
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:16,250
[ wind whistling...]
406
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,700
OH!
407
00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:28,700
AH, SKIING. YES!
408
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:31,360
A SPORT OF GRACE
AND AGILITY.
409
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:33,710
WATCH AND LEARN
FROM THE MASTER, DOG.
410
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,710
[ chuckles]
411
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,710
[ grunts]
412
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,010
WHOA, WHOA!
413
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,750
HI-HO DIGGITY FUN!
414
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,760
[ Cat yowling]
415
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:46,020
DOG, I DEMAND YOU STOP AT...
416
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:48,940
[ screaming hysterically]
417
00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:56,380
[ gasps]
418
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,990
CAT, I THINK
I'M LEARNING ALREADY.
419
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,690
[ Cat screaming]
420
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:05,820
[ Dog laughing]
421
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,910
[ screaming]
422
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:14,050
[ blithering and panting]
423
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:17,790
[ screaming]
424
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,230
REMEMBER, KIDS
425
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,010
THERE ARE TWO
RULES IN SKIING.
426
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,020
NEVER CROSS YOUR SKIS
427
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,410
AND ALWAYS EXPECT
THE UNEXPECTED.
428
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,850
[ yowling]
429
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:32,110
WHOA, COOL!
430
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,940
[ all screaming...]
431
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,380
WHOA!
432
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:51,740
[ clank]
433
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,830
[ yowling]
434
00:21:54,960 --> 00:22:03,140
[ screaming...]
435
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:04,060
Rabbit:
CATDOG!
436
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,450
YOW! WHOO-HOO!
437
00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,970
[ blithering]
438
00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:16,370
[ both screaming]
439
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,980
[ screaming echoing]
440
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,290
WHOA-WHOA-OA-OA-OA...!
441
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,550
[ screaming echoing...]
442
00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:28,650
[ grunt]
443
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,170
[ groans]
444
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,830
YOU ARE
THE MASTER, CAT!
445
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,870
COME ON AND TEACH ME
SOME MORE.
446
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,870
WHOA! WHOO-HOO!
447
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
HOT DIGGITY!
448
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,750
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
449
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,360
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
450
00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:49,670
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
451
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,970
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
452
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,190
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
453
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,800
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
454
00:22:55,930 --> 00:22:58,420
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
455
00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:01,640
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
456
00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:02,940
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
457
00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:04,550
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
458
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,160
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
459
00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:10,470
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
460
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,910
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
461
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:16,170
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
462
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:17,830
and NICKELODEON]
463
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,570
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
464
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:23,220
[Captioned byThe Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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