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* ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR *
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* A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR *
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* NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG *
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* JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG *
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* CATDOG... CATDOG...
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* ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG *
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* OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN *
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* ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN *
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* GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG *
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* GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG *
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* CATDOG... CATDOG...
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* ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG *
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* CATDOG... CATDOG...
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* ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. *
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( straw sucking the bottom )
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DOG, DOG,
HEY, HEY!
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I THOUGHT WE WERE
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SPLITTING THIS MILKSHAKE.
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MY HALF WAS
ON THE BOTTOM.
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( mutters ):
HIS HALF WAS
ON THE BOTTOM.
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( yelling )
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HIYA, DUNGLAP.
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HI, CATDOG.
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GOT TO GO. SEE YA!
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WHOA. WHOA, WHOA
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WHAT'S THE RUSH?
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I'M OFF TO NEARBURG
NATIONAL FOREST
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TO FIND FRED
THE FLYING FISH.
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WOWIE CABOODLES.
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FRED THE FLYING FAKE,
YOU MEAN.
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
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HE'S JUST AN IDIOTIC LEGEND.
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HE'S NOT REAL?
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TOTALLY BOGUS MAGAZINE
SAYS HE'S REAL.
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THEY'RE PAYING
A THOUSAND BUCKAROONIES
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TO THE FIRST PERSON
WHO GETS A PICTURE.
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( cash register ringing )
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DOG, THOSE 1,000 BUCKAROONIES
ARE AS GOOD AS IN OUR POCKET.
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BUT, CAT...
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HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET
A PICTURE OF FRED
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IF HE DOESN'T EXIST?
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( chuckles )
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YOU'LL SEE.
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Dog:
THIS... ITCHES.
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Cat:
PERFECT!
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OKAY, NOW, GIVE ME
FLYING FISH, COME ON.
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WORK WITH ME, BABY, SMILE.
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GIVE IT TO ME, YES!
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OOH, I LOVE IT!
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GOOD, LIKE THAT.
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( panting )
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WELL?
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I DON'T LIKE IT.
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WE NEED MORE REALISM.
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TELL YOU WHAT.
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LET'S GO UP THAT TREE.
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OKAY, CAT!
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( grunting )
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WELL, THAT
WAS FUN.
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OKAY, PRETEND
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO FLY.
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BELIEVE YOU CAN FLY.
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( blithering )
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( yelps )
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( screaming )
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( whoosh )
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( gasps )
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OH!
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WELL, WE REALLY DID IT
THIS TIME, DOG.
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( sobbing )
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DOG?!
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WAKE UP, BUDDY.
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WAKE UP, COME ON!
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( sobbing ):
NO!
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DID WE MAKE IT, CAT?
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I'M AFRAID NOT, PAL.
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( bawling )
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WE'RE AT THE BIG
SCRATCHING POST IN THE SKY!
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( sobbing hysterically... )
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HUH?
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WE'RE ALIVE!
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BUT HOW DID...?
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Dog:
LOOK! IT'S A BIRD!
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Both:
IT'S FRED!
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HE SAVED US!
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NOW DO YOU BELIEVE
HE'S REAL, CAT?
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OH, I BELIEVE.
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I BELIEVE IF A PICTURE IS WORTH
A THOUSAND BUCKAROONIES...
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THEN FRED HIMSELF
WOULD BE WORTH...
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( cash register rings )
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( very low ):
OH, MAMA.
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO FIND FRED
AND THANK HIM.
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TAKE HER UP, MR. DOG.
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AYE AYE,
CAPTAIN CAT!
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ANY SIGN OF HIM
YET, MR. DOG?
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THAR HE BLOWS!
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HUH? ( gasps )
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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COME TO PAPA!
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HE'S GOING DOWN.
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( horn blaring )
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DIVE! DIVE!
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GEE, I THINK
WE LOST HIM.
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WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT.
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( howling )
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Cat:
EASY! EASY! HOO-WHAA!
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QUICK, DOG,
THAT WAS FRED!
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HE'S HEADED FOR
THE SURFACE!
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THERE'S NO SIGN
OF FRED, CAT.
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I THINK HE GOT AWAY.
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NOT FOR LONG!
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NO FLYING FISH
CAN RESIST...
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PERUVIAN FLYING WORMS!
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LET 'ER RIP!
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OKEY-FENOKEE, CAT!
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( sniffs loudly )
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( buzzing loudly )
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( loud snap )
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( slurping )
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AH!
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( ringing bell )
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( snap )
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( gobbling loudly )
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HI, FRED.
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I'M DOG AND THAT'S CAT.
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I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU
FOR SAVING OUR LIVES.
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HE SURE IS HUNGRY, CAT.
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WELL, UH... WHY DON'T
YOU INVITE FRED OVER
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FOR A NICE,
HOME-COOKED MEAL?
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( warbles )
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Dog:
YEAH!
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( crash )
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Dog:
SAVE SOME ROOM
FOR DESSERT, FRED.
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OH, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING HERE.
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LOOK, DOG, ONE FOR YOU.
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"MUSEUM OF UNDEVELOPED MINDS."
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"MUSEUM OF ODDITIES!"
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PERFECT FOR THIS
AIRBORNE ANCHOVY!
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HELLO?
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MUSEUM OF ODDITIES?
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING
REALLY ODD.
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( belches loudly )
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( horn honking )
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NICE!
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OKAY, ODDITY, GET ON THE TRUCK.
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NOT US-- HIM.
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OOH, EVEN NICER.
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HERE YOU GO.
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CAT! YOU CAN'T
SELL FRED.
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HE SAVED US.
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COME ON,
DON'T WORRY, DOG.
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FRED IS GOING
WITH THIS NICE MAN
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TO A WONDERFUL PLACE.
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HMM...
HE'LL FROLIC
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AND PLAY AND
BE VERY HAPPY.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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LET'S HAVE FRED DECIDE.
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YEAH, UM
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( Rabbit yelling )
FRED...
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YOU WANT TO GO
WITH THIS NICE MAN, HUH?
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JUST SHAKE YOUR HEAD AND...
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OH! ISN'T THAT
CUTE? SEE?
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LOAD HIM UP, BOYS.
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( honking horn )
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( sniffing deeply )
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( Cat chuckling gleefully )
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DOG, DON'T EVER
LET ANYONE TELL YOU
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MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.
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DO YOU REALLY THINK
FRED'S ALL RIGHT?
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WHO?
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OH, THE FI...
OH, HE'S FINE.
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FORGET IT, CHEER UP.
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I'M BUYING YOU
THE BIGGEST BONE
IN NEARBURG.
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YES, MAY GOOD OLD
FRED LONG ENJOY
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HIS CELEBRITY STATUS
IN THE LIMELIGHT.
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Rabbit:
Come one, come all
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to Rancid Rabbit's
Museum of Oddities
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The Most Adequate Show on Earth.
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See Fred the Flying Fish.
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Stare at him.
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Take pictures.
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Make fat jokes.
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OH, CAT, I WOULD FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER
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IF WE COULD SEE FRED
ONE MORE TIME
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BEFORE HIS BIG
SHOW BUSINESS DEBUT.
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OH, WELL...
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WHY NOT?
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STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.
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IT'S LIVE ON THE INSIDE.
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ONLY FIVE DOLLARS--
TWO FOR TEN DOLLARS.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU, TOO
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AND DON'T HAVE
TOO MUCH FUN.
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( gasps )
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( gasps )
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( grunting )
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CAT! YOU LIED TO ME!
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YOU SAID FRED WAS
GOING TO BE HAPPY.
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WELL...
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HE'S IN CHAINS!
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THEY'RE NICE CHAINS.
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SHAME ON YOU, CAT!
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OKAY, OKAY,
I'M SORRY, DOG.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
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THEY WERE GOING
TO TREAT HIM LIKE THAT.
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WE'LL GET HIM BACK!
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OKAY, OKAY, PEOPLE
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LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.
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GO ON, CAT.
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( clears throat )
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HI.
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I CHANGED MY MIND.
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I, I WANT FRED BACK.
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HERE'S YOUR MONEY.
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NO WAY.
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A DEAL'S A DEAL.
BEAT IT.
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OKAY... IF THAT'S THE WAY
HE WANTS TO PLAY IT, FINE.
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I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
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THE GREATEST THING
YOUR EYES HAVE EVER SEEN.
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DON'T WORRY, FRED.
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WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT
IN A JIFFY.
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( grunting )
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IT'S TOO STRONG.
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FRED, YOU'VE
GOT TO HELP.
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COME ON,
PULL, PULL!
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BUST THAT CHAIN!
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BREAK THE TIES
THAT BIND!
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BEHOLD... FRED, THE FLYING FISH.
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( scattered applause )
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( audience gasps )
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YOU'RE FREE, FRED!
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FLY! FLY LIKE
A FLYING FISH.
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( audience screaming )
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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COME DOWN FROM THERE!
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NO! WAIT!
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( screaming )
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WE DID IT, CAT.
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WE CERTAINLY DID.
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AND WE STILL GOT
THE BUCKAROONIES.
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BYE, FRED.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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( both sniffling )
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WELL... BYE, MONEY.
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SEE YOU NEVER.
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( coughing, gagging )
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( yelling )
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( groans )
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( grunts )
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OKAY, OKAY, KIDS... SHOW'S OVER.
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GET OUT OF HERE.
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( crowd murmuring... )
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
WE'RE FINALLY SEEING
THE AMAZING RAY.
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WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE
HOW AMAZING HE IS.
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( gong clangs )
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Audience:
OOH...
260
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,740
Audience:
OOH!
261
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,910
( grunts )
262
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:26,980
( audience gasps )
263
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:34,480
GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
264
00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,720
I AM THE AMAZING RAY.
265
00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:37,990
( cheering and applause )
266
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,290
LET THE MAGIC BEGIN.
267
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,700
WOW!
268
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,100
OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
269
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,280
AMAZING, RAY!
270
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,380
OH, COME ON.
271
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,180
THAT'S ALL DONE WITH MIRRORS.
272
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,620
( growling )
273
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,460
( cheering and applause )
274
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,120
EVEN AMAZINGER.
275
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:19,230
COME ON, I CAN DO THAT.
276
00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:29,270
( all gasp )
277
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,140
( cheering and applause )
278
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,310
( silence )
279
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,780
AND NOW FOR MY FINAL FEAT
OF MAGIC
280
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,620
I WILL NEED A VOLUNTEER.
281
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,780
OH, ME, ME, ME, ME!
282
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:43,850
PICK ME! PICK ME!
283
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:44,920
NO, NO, NO, NO!
284
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,890
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT, DOG.
285
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,320
YOU, NEXT TO THE CAT.
286
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:54,030
WOWIE CABOODLES,
I'M NEXT TO A CAT.
287
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,730
THAT'S ME!
288
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,270
WHOA!
289
00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,500
I'M DOG,
AND THIS IS CAT.
290
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,870
I AM THE AMAZING RAY.
291
00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:05,240
YEAH, WE KNOW.
292
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,740
( electrical sizzling )
293
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,510
( assistants giggling )
294
00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:11,510
I WILL NOW SAW A PERSON...
295
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,580
OR CATDOG, IN HALF.
296
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:18,650
WHAT DO YOU D... OH!
297
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,090
( whistles )
298
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:25,030
BEHOLD...
THE SAW OF SEPARATION.
299
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,260
( all gasp )
300
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,930
GEE, THAT LOOKS
VERY, VERY SHARP.
301
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:32,970
YAWN.
302
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:35,100
IT'S PROBABLY MADE
OUT OF RUBBER.
303
00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,910
( whimpering )
304
00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:46,610
TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER.
305
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,190
( all gasp )
306
00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:01,530
( cheering and applause )
307
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:04,530
HI, CAT.
308
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,370
HI AGAIN!
309
00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:16,640
AND NOW, TO REUNITE THEM
MAGICALLY...
310
00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:20,880
( siren wails )
311
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,990
AMAZING RAY, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR PRACTICING MAGIC
312
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,020
WITHOUT A LICENSE
313
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,420
AND WEARING
A REALLY BAD TOUPEE.
314
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:32,690
AND NOW FOR MY ENCORE,
I WILL DISAPPEAR.
315
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:37,300
SHOW'S OVER, RAY.
316
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:42,700
HEY, HEY, THE RABBIT PULLED
A MAGICIAN OUT OF A HAT.
317
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,270
( all laughing )
318
00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:52,810
( audience booing )
319
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:59,520
TOO-RA-LOO-RA, TA-RA-RA,
BOOM-DEAY, TA-RA... WHAT?
320
00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:10,200
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
321
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:13,300
ANY MAGIC WORDS YOU SAY
WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU.
322
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,740
HEY, WAIT,
MR. AMAZING.
323
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,870
WAIT A MINUTE.
324
00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:18,410
COME BACK.
325
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,040
COME ON, DOG, LET'S...
326
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,050
OOH, LOOK.
327
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:28,220
I'M OVER HERE,
AND YOU'RE OVER THERE.
328
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,820
AND NOW I'M OVER HERE.
329
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,520
AND YOU'RE STILL THERE.
330
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,860
AND I CAN GO HERE,
AND YOU CAN STAY THERE.
331
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,420
AND I'M STILL HERE.
332
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,290
AND YOU'RE STILL THERE.
333
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:39,290
( cackling )
334
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:40,830
HERE, THERE.
335
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,630
LOOK, IT'S ME.
336
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:43,700
ONLY ME!
337
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,970
I'M FREE!
338
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:48,270
DOG, THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
339
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,110
THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED!
340
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,640
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
341
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:55,480
I CAN GO SOMEWHERE
ALL BY MYSELF.
342
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:58,580
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?
343
00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,780
OH, YOU'LL BE FINE.
344
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,520
LISTEN, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
345
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,350
BOY, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE ABLE TO SAY THAT.
346
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:08,860
FLYING SOLO AND FEELING FINE.
347
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,590
( scat singing )
348
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:13,600
HEY, LOOK.
349
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,600
IT'S CAT IN THE BOX.
350
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,930
LOSE YOUR BETTER HALF, CAT?
351
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,870
DUH, SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT.
352
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:22,200
DON'T TELL ME.
353
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,370
ENOUGH OF THIS CONVERSATION.
354
00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:25,470
LET'S GET HIM!
355
00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:29,910
UM, DOG, BACK ME UP!
356
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:32,110
DOG, DOG... DOG?
357
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,280
OH!
358
00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:35,050
FORGET ABOUT...
359
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:38,920
ON SECOND THOUGHT, UM... MAYBE
WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER.
360
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,660
YOU CAN PUT US BACK TOGETHER,
RIGHT, CAT?
361
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,090
UM, WELL,
OF COURSE I CAN.
362
00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:45,130
( snorts )
363
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,190
EASY.
364
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:47,760
IT'S JUST A SILLY TRICK.
365
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,970
JUST, UH, BACK UP.
366
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,700
THERE.
367
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,300
IT'S REAL MAGIC.
368
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,140
IT WASN'T A TRICK.
369
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,640
( both screaming )
370
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:04,980
( grunting and moaning )
371
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,920
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT! WAIT, WAIT!
372
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,360
COME ON, DOG,
WORK WITH ME.
373
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,090
( crash, grunt )
374
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:16,490
HEY, DOG
375
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:20,400
I SEE YOU FINALLY GOT RID
OF THAT UNSIGHTLY APPENDAGE.
376
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,800
ZIP IT, RAT BOY.
377
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,270
DOG, WE CAN'T
LIVE LIKE THIS.
378
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,570
WE GOT
TO GET BACK TOGETHER
379
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,070
IF IT'S THE LAST THING
WE DO!
380
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:30,410
HOW?
381
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,510
WHY?
382
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,680
( squeals )
383
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,330
Both:
S'MORES.
384
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,070
( cackles )
385
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,620
GUESS YOU'LL
HAVE TO CHANGE
386
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,560
YOUR NAMES
TO CATBOX AND BOXDOG.
387
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,660
( cackling )
388
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,160
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
389
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,660
WE'RE GOING TO JAIL.
390
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,790
HUH?
391
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:34,800
EXCUSE ME,
MY GOOD MAN.
392
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,610
WE DEMAND TO SEE
THE AMAZING RAY.
393
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,040
TAKE A NUMBER
AND GET IN LINE.
394
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:41,740
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
395
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,410
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
396
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,650
WHERE'S MY LITTLE SISTER?
397
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,020
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
398
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,320
I'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO RAY
AND HE'LL FIX YOU UP.
399
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:57,660
NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE.
400
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,900
( gasps )
401
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,030
Rabbit:
HE'S GONE.
402
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:05,800
HE'S VANISHED.
403
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:09,370
HOW DID HE DO
THAT TRICK, CAT?
404
00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:10,410
THAT'S IT.
405
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,540
WE'RE DOOMED.
406
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,510
THIS IS HOW
WE'LL HAVE TO SPEND
407
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:15,580
THE REST
OF OUR MISERABLE LIVES!
408
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,080
"NOW APPEARING IN FARBURG
409
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:23,890
THE AMAZING FAY,
MISTRESS OF MAGIC."
410
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,150
HEY, CAT,
LET'S GO SEE A MAGIC SHOW.
411
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:31,360
NEVER SAY MAGIC
TO ME AGAIN.
412
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:34,260
GEE, HE KIND OF LOOKS
LIKE RAY'S SISTER.
413
00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:37,430
SISTER, NOTHING.
414
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:38,430
COME ON, DOG.
415
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,130
WE'RE GOING TO FARBURG.
416
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:42,100
I'M RIGHT
BEHIND YOU, CAT.
417
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,170
( muttering,
grunting )
418
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,370
WHAT ARE YOU...
HOLD IT!
419
00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:48,380
CEASE AND DESIST.
420
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,710
OH, FORGET IT.
421
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,610
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
TO FARBURG LIKE THIS.
422
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:57,850
I'M TOO TIRED AND,
PLUS, I GOT A WOBBLY WHEEL.
423
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,160
( sniffing )
424
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:05,190
I GOT AN IDEA.
425
00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:07,700
SEE, CAT, THIS IS...
426
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,430
( shouting )
427
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:13,640
( both grunting )
428
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:18,510
Dog:
BOY,-I-WISH-I-HAD-
A-TOY-LIKE-THIS.
429
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:23,310
WE GOT A REAL SPRING
IN OUR STEP, CAT.
430
00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:27,010
( high-pitched voice ):
IS THIS YOUR CARD?
431
00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:28,280
( applause )
432
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:30,790
OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.
433
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,620
MY NEXT TRICK I CALL...
434
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,020
THE BIG DRILL.
435
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,820
( drill whirring )
436
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,230
DO I HAVE A VOLUNTEER?
437
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,460
HOW ABOUT US?
438
00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:44,700
HELLO, FAY.
439
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,200
OR SHOULD I SAY... RAY?
440
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,570
UH...
441
00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:49,740
( growling )
442
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,440
PUT US BACK TOGETHER
443
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:58,380
OR YOU'LL DISAPPEAR...
PERMANENTLY.
444
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:03,320
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I SHALL
NOW JOIN A CAT AND DOG TOGETHER.
445
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:04,220
( all gasp )
446
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,990
WILL THIS REALLY WORK, FAY?
447
00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,190
OF COURSE!
448
00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:11,730
I'M THE AMAZING RAY--
UH, I MEAN FAY.
449
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,770
( grunting )
450
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,800
CAT, YOU'RE IN THERE
ALL THE TIME?
451
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:26,070
YEAH, I, UH, I GUESS I WAS.
452
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,740
THEN WHO'S THAT?
453
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,750
( normal voice ):
TA-DA!
454
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:35,880
( high-pitched voice ):
I MEAN, TA-DA!
455
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:41,360
( pop, air escaping )
456
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,120
( cheering and applause )
457
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:47,400
I TOLD YOU
IT WAS JUST A TRICK.
458
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,030
( laughing )
459
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:58,170
* ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR *
460
00:22:58,270 --> 00:22:59,640
* A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR *
461
00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:01,110
* NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG *
462
00:23:01,210 --> 00:23:02,580
* JUST A FELINE, CANINE
463
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,850
* LITTLE CATDOG
464
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,980
* CATDOG... CATDOG...
465
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,920
* ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG *
466
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:12,850
* OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN *
467
00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:14,320
* ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN *
468
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:15,790
* GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG *
469
00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:17,260
* GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG *
470
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:21,660
* CATDOG... CATDOG...
471
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,230
* ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... *
472
00:23:23,330 --> 00:23:27,540
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
473
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,000
and NICKELODEON]
474
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,570
* ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. *
475
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:34,610
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