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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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[ wind whistling]
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[ birds chirping]
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[ classical music playing]
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[ slurping]
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AH...
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AN AFTERNOON OF PURE,
UNINTERRUPTED LEISURE.
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DOG, THIS IS WHAT
A CAT LIVES FOR.
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[ groans]
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IF YOU SAY SO, CAT.
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OH, I DO, I DO.
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THE PHONE IS UNPLUGGED,
SO IS THE TV, AND...
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[ doorbell rings, barks, meows]
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THE DOOR IS STILL
PLUGGED IN, HUH?
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[ snickers]
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[ imitating]:
HEH-HEH-HEH.
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Cliff:
HEY, CATBUTT, OPEN UP.
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IT'S CLIFF.
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UM, UH, CLIFF,
IT'S MY DAY OFF
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AND DOG AND I WERE
JUST RELAXING
SO, WE...
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NOT ANYMORE YOU AIN'T.
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THIS HERE'S
MY NIECE.
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[ coos]
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[ giggles]
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[ belches deeply]
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HI, LITTLE BABY.
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COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COO.
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YOW!
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LUBE WAS SUPPOSED
TO BABY-SIT HER
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BUT HE GOT HIS HEAD
STUCK IN A BICYCLE.
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THAT'S, THAT'S REALLY
FASCINATING BUT I, UH...
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I WANT YOU
TO BABY-SIT
HER INSTEAD.
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DO ME THAT PERSONAL-TYPE FAVOR
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I WON'T POUND YOU FOR A MONTH.
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AND IF I REFUSE?
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THEN I POUND YOU RIGHT NOW.
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WELL THEN,
JUST CALL ME NANNY.
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HI,
LITTLE
NANNY.
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HEY, I THINK YOUSE
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ARE REALLY GOING
TO HIT IT OFF.
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SHE'S GOT A REAL THING
FOR KITTY CATS.
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KITTY CAT!
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[ giggling]
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[ gleeful yelp]
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[ laughing...]
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BE A GOOD LITTLE GIRL
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AND LET KITTY CAT GO.
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[ crashing]
OW!
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[ talking baby talk]
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HERE COMES
UNCLE CLIFFY.
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HERE COMES
UNCLE DOGGY.
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HERE COMES
UNCLE CATTY.
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SHEESH, YOU GET
THE LICENSE PLATE
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ON THE ATOM BOMB
THAT HIT THIS PLACE?
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WE'RE BABY-SITTING
CLIFF'S NIECE, WINSLOW.
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YEAH?
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SO, UH, WHERE IS
THE LITTLE TYKE?
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HUH?
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[ gasps]
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[ gasps]
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SHE'S GONE!
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[ doorbell rings, barks, meows]
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[ groans]
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HEY, UM, IT'S, UH...
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I FORGET MY NAME.
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[ screams]:
IT'S LUBE!
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OH, YEAH.
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UM, AND I COME TO TAKE OVER
THE BABY-SITTING, ON ACCOUNT OF
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I GOT MY HEAD UN-STUCK
FROM THE BICYCLE.
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OH, MY GOSH, MY GOSH.
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WHEN LUBE SEES
I LOST THE BABY
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HE'LL TELL CLIFF.
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AND I'LL BE
DEAD CAT MEAT!
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[ snickers]
TOUGH BREAK, CAT.
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SO, UH, CAN I HAVE YOUR TV?
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE JUST ABOUT
THE RIGHT SIZE.
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FOR WHAT?
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W-WHOA!
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HEY! I AIN'T
PRETENDING TO BE NO...
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COOCHIE-COO
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LITTLE BABY.
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HEY, I AIN'T NO...
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I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, CAT.
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[ chuckles]
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SHE'S GETTING MORE
LIKE CLIFF
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ALL THE TIME.
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[ sighs heavily]
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Dog:
YOU'RE A GENIUS, CAT.
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ALL OUR WORRIES
ARE OVER.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WE STILL HAVE TO
FIND CLIFF'S NIECE
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AND SWITCH HER
WITH WINSLOW
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BEFORE CLIFF
GETS HOME!
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OH, YEAH.
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CAT!
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THAT INNOCENT BABY IS OUT THERE
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IN THE BIG, BAD WORLD,
ALL ALONE.
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WE MUST FIND
THE BABY
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BEFORE ANY HARMS
COME TO HER.
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OR ME.
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LET ME OUT OF HERE,
YOU BIG DOPE.
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UM, I THINK
SOMEBODY'S CRANKY
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ON ACCOUNT OF
NOT EATING.
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HERE, BABY.
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A NICE JAR, UM...
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[ sniffs]
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[ flies buzzing]
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...OF STUFF TO EAT.
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WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?
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NO WAY I'M EATING
KIDDY GARBAGE.
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OPEN UP FOR LUBEY.
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COMING IN
THE GARAGE.
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HUH, NOT BAD.
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KIND OF TASTY, IN FACT.
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KEEP IT COMING,
SERVANT BOY.
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[ frantic sniffing]
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[ sniffing deeply]
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GETTING CLOSER, CAT.
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[ horrified gasp]
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[ giggling]
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[ giggling]
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[ screams]
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[ giggling]
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[ riders screaming]
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[ giggles]
KITTY CAT.
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[ Catdog panting]
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[ frantic sniffing]
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WHAT IS IT, BOY?
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[ giggling]
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[ coaxing]:
WELL, HELLO THERE, LITTLE MISS.
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WHY DON'T YOU WADDLE OVER HERE
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AND PLAY
WITH UNCLE CAT?
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OOH! WHY, YOU LITTLE...
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[ cooing and laughing]
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[ growls]
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[ panting]
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[ laughing]
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KITTY CAT.
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[ growling continues]
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[ stammering]:
C-COME ON, BABY.
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IT'S TIME TO GO.
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[ guard dog pounding,
Cat groaning]
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[ groans]
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[ snarls]
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DOG?
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LEROY!
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AH, LEROY...
MY MAIN MAN.
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GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.
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Leroy:
YOU STILL HANGING
AROUND WITH CAT?
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I'M KIDDING YOU,
I'M KIDDING YOU.
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Lube:
AND SO THEM BEARS DID SOMETHING
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AND BLONDE GIRL DID SOMETHING
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AND THEY LIV-ED HAPPY
FOREVER, UM, A LONG TIME.
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[ yawns]
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TIME.
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[ snoring]
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HEY, HEY, GETTING
A LITTLE LAZY
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WITH THE ROCKING,
AIN'T YOU?OH, SORRY.
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YEAH, WELL,
SHAPE UP
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OR I'LL TELL
MY UNCLE CLIFFY.
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NOW, LET'S HAVE
A NEW STORY.
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AND, WHILE WE'RE
ON THE SUBJECT
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[ laughing]
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HOW'S ABOUT FRESHENING
UP MY MILK?
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UH, OKAY, BABY.
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PARTY'S OVER,
MISSY.
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[ chortles]
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[ humming]
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TERRIFIC.
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[ ice cream truck
playing tinkly music]
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[ giggling]
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[ panting]
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DOG, I DON'T THINK
WE'LL EVER FIND
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THAT LITTLE
BUNDLE OF JOY.
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CAT! LOOK!
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IT'S BABY!
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OH, NO, CAT.
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HOW WILL WE EVER CATCH
THAT SPEEDING TRUCK?
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CATDOG WHEEL!
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Cat:
KEEP ROLLING, DOG!
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[ whistling]
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IT'S CLIFF!
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[ Dog stammering]
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[ whistling]
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WE'RE RUNNING
OUT OF TIME.
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WE HAVE TO
FIND THE BABY
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AND GET HER BACK
TO CLIFF'S HOUSE
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BEFORE HE GETS HOME.
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CAT! LOOK!
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SHE LEFT A TRAIL
OF ICE CREAM WRAPPERS.
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INTERESTING.
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[ gasps]
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LITTLE MONSTER KNOCKED OVER
SENOR FROSTY.
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[ someone moaning]
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[ laughing]
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Cat [ whispers]:
PERFECT, IT'S NAP TIME.
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Winslow:
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
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SHH! WE'RE GETTING YOU
OUT OF HERE.
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I DON'T WANT TO.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I LIKE IT HERE.
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I GET THREE
HOTS AND A COT
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THE BIG GOON TREATS ME
LIKE A KING.
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HE EVEN READS
ME STORIES.
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WELL, TOUGH KITTIES.
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WE'RE GOING HOME.
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WINSLOW, PLEASE.
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CLIFF WILL BE BACK
ANY SECOND.
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OKAY, I'LL COME WITH YOU
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ON ONE CONDITION.
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[ humming]
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[ gasps]
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[ crickets chirping]
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Cat[ wearily]:
♪ ROCK-A-BYE WINSLOW
IN THE TREE TOP. ♪
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OH, NO, NO.
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I'M SICK OF
THAT SONG, CAT.
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HOW'S ABOUT
A STORY?
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AND SOME MORE
STRAINED PEACHES.
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AND WARM ME UP
ANOTHER BOTTLE OF MILK.
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Dog:
YOU SURE MAKE
A GOOD BABY-SITTER, CAT.
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[ laughter]
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WHAT A GREAT
YARN BALL!
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MMM... WHAT A JOY IT IS
TO BE A CAT.
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[ sighs]
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DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
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SUCH A DOG?
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[ gobbling and gulping]
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WHAT DID YOU SAY, CAT?
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[ horn blaring]
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Calling all cats.
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Join the Cat Club.
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If you are a cat
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you belong.
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HMM...
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I'M NOT GOING TO
A STUPID CAT CLUB.
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COME ON, DOG.
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I NEED TO BE
WITH MY OWN KIND
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ONCE IN A WHILE.
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WE'LL ONLY STAY
A FEW MINUTES.
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BUT IT SAYS "CATS ONLY."
257
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,790
NOT TO WORRY.
258
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,840
I DON'T WANT TO BE A CAT.
259
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,020
HOW DO YOU KNOW
TILL YOU'VE TRIED?
260
00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:26,540
YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
261
00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:27,850
OUCH.
262
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:31,020
THANK GOODNESS FOR
THOSE ORIGAMI LESSONS.
263
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,240
[ grunts]
264
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:36,330
HMM...
265
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,160
THAT NOSE WON'T DO.
266
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,900
YOU'LL PASS.
267
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:54,790
NOW JUST STICK CLOSE TO ME,
AND IF ANYONE TALKS TO YOU
268
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,700
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO SAY?
269
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:57,920
MEOW.
270
00:13:58,050 --> 00:13:59,140
PERFECT.
271
00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,360
WELL, GOOD EVENING,
FELLOW CATS.
272
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:02,620
[ chuckles]
273
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,620
WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF CATS
274
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,230
HERE TO JOIN THE CAT CLUB.
275
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,930
MEOW.
276
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,190
HMM, I NEVER SEEN A CAT
277
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,540
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
278
00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:14,020
HE'S A VERY RARE BREED.
279
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:18,330
HE'S A...
EAST MORAVIAN... MARONI.
280
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,640
WELL! WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SO?
281
00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:22,330
COME ON IN!
282
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:28,080
[ cats chatting and laughing]
283
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,560
GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN.
284
00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:35,090
I'M FELEEN.
285
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,570
[ chuckling]
286
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,090
HELLO-O-O.
287
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,400
MY NAME'S CAT,
AND THIS IS
288
00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:48,100
MY FRIEND DO... DOUG.
289
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:49,100
DOUG.
290
00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:50,410
[ moans]:
MEOW.
291
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,190
CAN I GET YOU A YARN BALL?
292
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,540
A DRY SPOT IN THE
293
00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:54,540
LITTER LOUNGE?
294
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:55,890
A TABLE IN THE MILK BAR?
295
00:14:56,020 --> 00:15:00,290
HOW ABOUT A TASTY
FRESH FISH JUICE?
296
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,370
YUCK.
297
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,250
TUNA? SALMON?
298
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,030
SUSHI?
299
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,250
OH, WHY, THANK YOU.
300
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,470
UH... DOUG.
301
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,470
EW... I HATE FISH.
302
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,340
[ all gasping]
303
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,610
UM, HE'S KIDDING.
304
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,560
WHAT A FUNSTER.
305
00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:18,870
HE'S A NUT!
306
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,440
DOG, UH, DOUG
LOVES FISH.
307
00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:22,660
[ gulps]
308
00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,400
I THINK I'M GOING TO BARF.
309
00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:25,660
[ swallows]
310
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:26,790
I WANT TO GO.
311
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,570
YOU SAID WE'D ONLY STAY
312
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,050
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
313
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,360
OH, YOU CAN'T GO YET.
314
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,410
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
YOUR UNIFORMS.
315
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,280
UNIFORMS?
316
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,630
OH, DO YOU HAVE HATS?
317
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:43,890
IS THERE A HAT?
318
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,030
I LOVE HATS.
319
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,030
BRING ON THE CHAPEAUS.
320
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,290
Both:
ME-OW!
321
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:54,910
NOW, JOIN US
IN OUR INNER SANCTUM...
322
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:59,870
THE SACRED CAVE OF CATS.
323
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
SHH!
324
00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:11,050
SHHH...!
325
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:17,010
[ alarm blaring]
326
00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:22,670
ME-WOW.
327
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:32,860
[ crowd gasping]
328
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,860
[ crowd cheering]
329
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,950
♪ CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS♪
330
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,650
♪ CATS, CATS,
CATS, CATS♪
331
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,520
♪ CATS ARE GREAT
332
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,690
♪ CATS ARE THE BEST
333
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:47,350
♪ COMPARED TO A DOG,
THERE IS NO CONTEST ♪
334
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,260
♪ WE ARE THE CATS,
WE HAVE COOL HATS ♪
335
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,090
♪ WE ARE THE CATS!
336
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,140
[ audience cheering
and exclaiming]
337
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:59,450
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
338
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,890
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
339
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,370
GREETINGS,
FELLOW FELINES.
340
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:09,980
PLEASE LOWER THE MASK OF UNITY.
341
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,420
WE WELCOME
OUR TWO NEWEST MEMBERS
342
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,860
CAT AND DOUG.
343
00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:21,560
All:
HAIL CAT AND DOUG.
344
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:25,600
AND NOW, A FILM YOU WILL ALL
FIND VERY ILLUMINATING.
345
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,610
ROLL IT, LENNY.
346
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,700
OH, BOY,
A FREE MOVIE.
347
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:32,740
THIS IS A GREAT
CLUB, CAT.
348
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,000
TOLD YOU SO.
349
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:45,540
Narrator:
Cats, the proud
350
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:46,670
the brave
351
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,840
the intelligent.
352
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,280
Superior.
353
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:52,200
The cat, wonder of wonders.
354
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:53,200
AH...
355
00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:56,850
The greatest creature on earth.
356
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:59,460
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH.
357
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,210
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH.
358
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:05,780
But alas, the beloved cat
has an evil enemy.
359
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,130
the cause of all our problems...
360
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:10,170
the dog.
361
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,220
[ audience shouting and booing]
362
00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:22,440
Despicable, inferior creatures
363
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:25,400
not fit to walk this earth.
364
00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:28,150
BUT NOT ANYMORE.
365
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,280
A NEW DAY IS DAWNING.
366
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,500
WE WILL ACHIEVE
OUR ULTIMATE DREAM
367
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,720
A WORLD WITHOUT DOGS!
368
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,460
NO MORE DOGS!
369
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:44,640
All:
NO MORE DOGS!
370
00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,770
NO MORE DOGS!
371
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,210
NO MORE DOGS!
372
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,040
DOG-- DOUG,
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
373
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:54,560
I'M SAYING, "NO MORE DOGS!"
374
00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:59,050
Feleen:
HERE IS HOW WE WILL
ACHIEVE OUR DREAM:
375
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,180
THE DOGCATCHER XL5!
376
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:03,790
[ audience gasping]
377
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,360
IT WILL ELIMINATE DOGS!
378
00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:10,060
AND ANYONE WHO
ASSOCIATES WITH DOGS!
379
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,100
NO MORE DOGS!
380
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,190
NO MORE DOGS!
381
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,060
NO MORE DOGS!
382
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,020
DOG, THIS IS
A BAD CLUB.
383
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:20,940
WE'VE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
384
00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:22,590
THESE CATS ARE CRAZY.
385
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,810
NO MORE DOGS!
386
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,030
NO MORE DOGS!
387
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,250
DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG.
388
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:28,770
YOU'RE A DOG.
389
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,560
[ siren wailing]
390
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,170
NO MORE DOGS...!
391
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,520
WAIT!
392
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,780
SOMEONE HERE HAS
THE FOUL STENCH
393
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,480
OF DOG UPON THEM!
394
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,090
[ all gasping]
395
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,350
[ teeth chattering]
396
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,310
WHO HAS BEEN ASSOCIATING
WITH A DOG?
397
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,440
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW!
398
00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:44,740
PICK ME!
399
00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:45,570
PICK ME! PICK ME!
400
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,050
DOG! DOG!
401
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,140
WHAT?
402
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,660
IT IS... HIM.
403
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:50,400
TRAITOR!
404
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,140
[ groans]
405
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:55,580
AND WHO WAS THE DOG... DOUG?
406
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,630
IT WAS ME!
407
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,540
[ crowd gasps]
408
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:04,810
DESTROY THAT CAT,
AND THE DOG HE DRAGGED IN.
409
00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:08,550
DESTROY THAT CAT
AND THE D... OOPS.
410
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,550
AFTER THEM!
411
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:20,210
[ cats yowling]
412
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,220
[ cackling]
413
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,960
[ both shriek]
414
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:36,320
WELL, DOG... WE LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY.
415
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,970
[ cat screeching]
416
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,320
DON'T JOIN A CLUB
JUST 'CAUSE IT LOOKS COOL.
417
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:41,670
[ another cat screeching]
418
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,890
RIGHT!
419
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,060
CAN I KEEP THE HAT?
420
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,940
[ another cat screeching]
421
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,210
Crowd [ chanting]:
CATDOG, CATDOG...!
422
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,560
NOW, REMEMBER, DOG,
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
423
00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:07,700
WHEN I SAY
"CAT DIGGETY DOG,"
YOU SAY "CAT DIGG..."
424
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:08,870
OKAY!
425
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,130
[ musical intro plays]
426
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,480
♪ CAT DIGGETY DOG
427
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,050
♪ CAT DIGGETY DOG
428
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,140
♪ DOG DIGGETY CAT
429
00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:16,530
♪ DOG DIGGETY CAT
430
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:17,840
♪ HE WANTS TO DO THIS
431
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:18,880
♪ I WANNA DO THIS
432
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:19,930
♪ I GOTTA DO THAT
433
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:21,010
TERRIFIC.
434
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:22,540
♪ HOW COULD IT GET
435
00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:24,230
♪ HOW COULD IT GET
436
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,850
♪ HOW COULD IT GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS? ♪
437
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:29,280
I CAN'T IMAGINE.
438
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:31,330
♪ TWO-IN-ONE BROTHERS
439
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:32,900
♪ TWO-IN-ONE BROTHERS
440
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,070
♪ WE NEVER FIGHT
441
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,290
♪ WE NEVER FIGHT
442
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,070
♪ EXCEPT WHEN WE
YELL AND SCREAM ♪
443
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,600
DOG, WILL YOU WATCH...
444
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,640
Dog:
♪ WHEN WE SCRATCH AND BITE
445
00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:43,380
Cat:
♪ HOW COULD IT GET,
HOW COULD IT GET ♪
446
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,430
♪ HOW COULD IT GET
ANY WETTER THAN THIS? ♪
447
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,950
CAN I GET YOU A TOWEL?
448
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,910
NEVER MIND.
449
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,220
♪ WE'RE SALT AND PEPPER
450
00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:52,220
♪ WE'RE SALT AND PEPPER
451
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,130
Dog:
♪ WE'RE BACON AND EGGS
452
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:55,050
Cat:
♪ THAT'S SCRAMBLED EGGS
453
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,180
♪ MY LEGS ARE HIS ARMS
454
00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:57,400
♪ HIS LEGS ARE MY ARMS
455
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:58,880
Dog:
♪ MY ARMS ARE HIS LEGS
456
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:00,100
♪ I GOTTA EAT TRASH
457
00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:01,840
♪ HE HAS TO EAT TRASH
458
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:02,880
♪ HE'S GOTTA EAT WELL
459
00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:03,880
♪ I TRY TO EAT WELL
460
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:05,100
♪ I EAT TILL I'M FULL
461
00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:06,230
♪ HE EATS TILL I'M SICK
462
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,800
♪ AND, BOY, DO I SMELL
463
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:09,020
WHEW!
464
00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:10,190
♪ HI-HO DIGGETY!
465
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,190
♪ NO-HO DIGGETY
466
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,240
♪ WHEN DAY IS DONE
467
00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:13,370
♪ PLEASESAY IT'S DONE ♪
468
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,550
Dog:
♪ YOU KNOW, TWO HEADS
469
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,680
♪ WHAT ABOUT
TWO HEADS? ♪
470
00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:16,590
♪ ARE MORE THAN ONE
471
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,680
STOP, STOP,
STOP, STOP!
472
00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:18,720
♪ CAT'S FACE
DOESN'T GET ♪
473
00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:19,860
♪ CAT'S FACE
DOESN'T GET ♪
474
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,940
♪ CAT'S FACE
DOESN'T GET ♪
475
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:23,950
♪ ANY REDDER
THAN THIS. ♪
476
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,160
OH-HO, THAT'S FUNNY.
477
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,690
THOSE ARE NOT
THE RIGHT WORDS.
478
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,690
♪ IT JUST DOESN'T GET,
IT JUST DOESN'T GET ♪
479
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:34,350
♪ IT JUST DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS! ♪
480
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,350
Audience [ chanting]:
CATDOG, CATDOG, CATDOG...!
481
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,230
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
482
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,580
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
483
00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:48,230
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
484
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,580
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
485
00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:50,800
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
486
00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:54,240
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
487
00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:57,240
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
488
00:22:57,370 --> 00:23:00,160
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
489
00:23:00,290 --> 00:23:01,770
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
490
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,070
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
491
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,420
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
492
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:08,900
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
493
00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:10,650
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
494
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:14,740
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
495
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:16,350
and NICKELODEON ]
496
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,090
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
497
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:21,660
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