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- ♪
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♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪
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♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
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♪ No blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪
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♪ Just a feline canine
little CatDog ♪
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♪ CatDog
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♪ CatDog
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♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
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♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
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♪ All kind of critters
putting CatDog down ♪
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♪ Gotta rise above it,
gotta try to get along ♪
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♪ Gotta walk together,
gotta sing this song ♪
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♪ CatDog
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♪ CatDog
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♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
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♪ CatDog
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♪ CatDog
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♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
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♪♪
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- ♪
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- [horns honking]
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- [splash]
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- [moaning]
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- ♪
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- [splash]
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- [grunting]
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- [splash]
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- [sighs]
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You know, Dog,
it wasn't always like this.
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In the old days,
cats were revered, respected,
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treated like royalty.
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- [laughing]
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That's so funny, Cat.
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You're a comedian.
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- All right, fine,
I'll prove it.
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- ♪
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- A little history lesson, Dog.
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[blows]
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- Aaaa...
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Aaa-choo!
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- ♪
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- DOG: [sighs]
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"Cats through history."
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- [distant screaming]
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- Mm, mm.
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This date is tart.
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Phee-ee, I hate tart.
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It offends my royal palate.
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- Sorry, Royal Cat,
it won't happen again.
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- [sighs] See that it doesn't.
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- ♪
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- Now, prepare my pedicure.
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My, uh, cuticles
have grown unkempt.
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- Yes, Royal Cat.
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I'll do your nails, too.
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- [screaming in distance]
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- ♪
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- How's a Pharaoh
supposed to rest in peace
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when his own tomb is in pieces?
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Spread out.
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- Ooh, master.
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Mwah, mwah, mwah.
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Oh no, come on now, Pharaoh,
you're fit as a fiddle.
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Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
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You'll be with us
for a good, long time.
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- Ah.
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Royal Cat.
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- [moaning]
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- You do love me, don't you?
Yes, you do.
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- [screaming in distance]
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- [whispers] Not particularly,
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but this royal gig's
too sweet to give up.
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- [sighs] I feel weary.
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I must nap.
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- ♪
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- Make sure the slaves
get moving on my pyramid.
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- So it is written,
so it shall be done.
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- Very good.
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Let's roll.
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- ♪
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- [claps]
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- Okay, slavish ones,
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the Royal Cat
is up for some sand skiing.
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- ♪
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- Faster, you lazy Sumerians.
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- ♪
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- [grunting]
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- I thought this is what
they invented camels for.
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- ♪
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- Royal Cat, how come I always
have to be on the bottom?
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I mean, couldn't we take turns?
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- Take turn--
[laughing]
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That's priceless.
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Oh, thank you, Slave Dog.
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Oh, I needed a good laugh.
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- I'm serious.
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- Look, Slave Dog, we've been
over this a thousand times.
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It's the royal order of things.
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I'm in my place,
and you are in yours.
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[laughing]
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- ♪
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- [crying] Oh, I'm sorry.
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But this is...the greatest
story...ever told.
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- Well, I don't think
it's so great.
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And I think you're making
the whole thing up.
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- Oh, really?
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Well, read it and weep.
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- Royal Cat--
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- Royal Cat, that's me.
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- Yeah, that's you.
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--finished his sand skiing,
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and he and the slaves
headed back to the palace.
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- ♪
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- We must
do this again tomorrow.
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Everyone, check your schedules
and chisel it in...say noonish.
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- [screaming in distance]
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- [grunting]
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- ♪
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- [sighs] It doesn't get
much better than this.
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- [clears throat]
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Maybe it does,
if you catch my drift.
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- What are you talking about,
sand rodent?
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- ♪
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- Don't you get it?
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Once the Pharaoh kicks,
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somebody's gonna have to run
the show.
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- Well, sure, but, I--
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- ♪
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- Of course.
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I've got the noble blood lines,
the regal demeanor.
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Oh, Pharaoh Cat.
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Ooh, I like the sound of that.
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- PHAROAH: [moaning]
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- Shouldn't be too long either.
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The old coot's already got
one foot in the pyramid.
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- PHAROAH: Royal Cat...
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why is it taking them
so long to finish?
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- Well, you know,
it's hard to get
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good slave labor these days.
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- Ooh.
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It's just that the sooner
my tomb gets built,
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the sooner I can sleep
the big sleep.
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- ♪
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- Hey, servants,
the great Rancid Otek
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needs a pyramid built!
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What's the hold up here?
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Come on.
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- But you had us sand skiing.
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Ow!
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- And you, Slave Dog,
move those rocks,
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or you too will face my wrath.
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- No!
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Your reign of terror is over.
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Down with the Royal Cat!
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- ALL: Down with the Royal Cat.
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[growling]
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- No, Royal Cat loses.
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Slave Dog wins.
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The end.
- What?
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Give me that.
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- ♪
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- [laughing] Nice try, Dog.
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- Eeeee, eeee.
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- Now, here's what
it really says.
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- [indistinct yelling]
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- [unintelligible]
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- And you, Slave Dog...move
those rocks,
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or you too will face my wrath.
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- Yes, Royal Cat,
at once, if not sooner.
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- Excellent graveling.
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Now that's the spirit.
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Remember,
it's the royal order of things.
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I am in my place.
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- And I am in mine.
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- Exactly.
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- ♪
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- [grunting]
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- [grunts]
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- ♪
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- I did it.
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Me.
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By myself with these bare hands.
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I built the pyramid all alone.
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I am a leader.
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I am a ruler.
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I am king.
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I am...
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Pharaoh. [echoes]
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So what do you think
of your tomb, Rancid Otek?
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- Oh, it's to die for.
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- ♪
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- Oh, why, why, why, why, why?
[crying]
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Okay, well
that will be enough of that.
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It's mummy time.
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- ♪
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- Hep, hep, hep, heep.
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- ♪
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- Ah, good idea.
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Gotta look all spiffy
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for my coronation
as the new Pharaoh.
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- ♪
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- [feedback buzzes]
- Testing, one, two, three.
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Testing.
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Now, let's give a great big
fertile crescent welcome
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to your new Pharaoh....me.
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- Me, Rancid Otek the second.
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- Look, Rancy,
there's got to be some mistake.
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- No, there's no mistake.
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You're going into the tomb
with my uncle,
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along with
all his other possessions.
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- What?
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- Would you do the honors?
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- Oh, with pleasure.
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- With great pleasure.
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- Uh, with them.
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- No, you can't
do--cease and desist.
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Whoo-hoo!
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What kind of lousy, stupid--
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this is the worst story
ever told.
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- But, Cat, that's not the end.
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It gets worse.
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- CAT: Isn't this just great.
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Me and you, Slave Dog,
locked in this tomb forever.
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Slave Dog?
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Slave Dog?
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Oh, no.
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No.
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No!
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Let me out of here.
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Let me out!
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Slave Dog!
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I command you, let me out now!
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- Sorry, Royal Cat.
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It's like you said.
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You have your place,
and I have mine.
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[laughing]
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- CAT: [crying]
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- ♪
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- ♪
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- [laughing]
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Hey, Cat, what'd you doing?
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- [humming]
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Writing in my diary.
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- Oooh.
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What's a di-a-ry?
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- It is my private journal
where, in private,
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I privately write down
my private thoughts.
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- Oh, private.
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I wanna see!
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- No, Dog, private means
it's for my eyes only.
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- Do you write stuff
about me in your diary?
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- [sighs]
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Maybe. Maybe not.
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- Oh, oh, let me read.
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Let me read.
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- CAT: Ow! Ow!
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[grunting]
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- ♪
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- Oooh-oooh!
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- CAT: No, no, no, don't--
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[indistinct yelling]
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- Don't stop.
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Don't you get it, Dog?
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You never, ever, ever, ever,
never read someone else's diary.
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That's the rule.
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- Oh, okay, okay.
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I want my own diary.
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- ♪
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- So much exciting things,
I don't where to start.
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- So, um,
how's your diary coming?
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- Fine, just fine.
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[humming]
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How do you spell cat?
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- CAT: Capital C.
275
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:51,580
Capital--hey, are you
writing about me?
276
00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,240
- Maybe. Maybe not.
277
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:55,690
Good night, Cat.
278
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,110
[snoring]
279
00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:05,430
[snoring continues]
280
00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:08,430
- ♪
281
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:12,990
- [whispering] Let me see now.
282
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,780
"Dear Diary, my name is Dog."
283
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,610
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
284
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:18,850
But where's the good stuff?
285
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,100
Where's the dirt?
286
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,000
- [yawns]
287
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:27,790
C-c-c-c-cat,
is that you?
288
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,280
- [nervous laughing]
289
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:30,490
- Hi.
290
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:33,590
What are you doing
with my diary?
291
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:38,220
- Oh...you forgot to lock it,
so I--
292
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,880
I woke up to...lock it for you.
293
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:42,840
- Oh.
294
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,640
Thanks, Cat.
295
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:47,020
- Well, it's--you're welcome.
296
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,330
- You always help me out.
297
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,370
[laughing]
298
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,710
Night.
299
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:51,580
- [nervous laughing]
300
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,470
Yeah, well. Good night.
301
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:02,660
- [Dog snoring]
302
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:03,520
- [whispers] Let me see.
303
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,870
Du, du, du, here's my name.
304
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:10,490
"Cat is the most
trustworthy person I know."
305
00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:12,080
But that's it?
306
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,180
What a lame diary.
307
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:15,980
- Hey, cat.
308
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,810
Could you say that again?
309
00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:21,160
I wanna shoot it
from a different angle.
310
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:22,160
[laughs]
311
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,920
- Give me that,
you little twerp.
312
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,300
- I think I'll hold onto it.
313
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,060
But I'll tell you what.
314
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,990
You be my personal servant
for a week,
315
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:34,070
and then I'll give you
the tapesy-wapesy.
316
00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:35,480
[laughs]
317
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,240
- But that's blackmail.
318
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:38,420
- Yeah, I know.
319
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,110
[laughs] Check this out.
320
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,830
It's pretty juicy stuff.
321
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:47,220
- "Cat is the most
trustworthy person I know."
322
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,910
- Maybe I outta wake Dog
and give him a little screening.
323
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:52,360
- [snoring]
324
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:54,260
- No, no, please, Winslow.
325
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,050
You can't show that to Dog,
he'd never forgive me.
326
00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:01,020
- Then I'll see you first thing
in the morning, Servant Boy.
327
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:03,410
[laughing]
328
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:04,820
- [door closes]
329
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,340
- [yawns]
330
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,200
Oh.
331
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:13,900
"Dear Diary,
I am now waking up."
332
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,490
- [bell ringing]
333
00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:18,770
- What do you want?
334
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,250
- I'll have two eggs
with a side of bacon and--
335
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:23,980
- Get it yourself.
336
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,050
- Yoo-hoo!
337
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:29,470
- Oh.
338
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:34,750
Would you like those scrambled
or sunny side-up?
339
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:38,160
- [chewing loudly]
340
00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:41,550
- ♪
341
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,310
- [bell rings]
342
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,520
- Ahhh!
343
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,360
- [bell rings]
344
00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:07,230
- "Dear Diary,
I am now following Cat,
345
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,300
who has a spiffy new outfit on."
346
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,820
- [bell ringing]
347
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,860
- CAT: [groans]
348
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:19,140
Well, what can I do for you,
Winslow?
349
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,930
- Huh?
350
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,900
- Master Winslow.
351
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,390
- Oh, I got a little laundry
for you to do.
352
00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:29,700
- [flies buzzing]
353
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,250
- And I like my dainties
hand-washed.
354
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,290
[laughing]
355
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:38,710
- ♪
356
00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:44,230
- [laughs]
357
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,440
- You.
358
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:47,990
- ♪
359
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,720
- [squeaking]
360
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,860
- [growls]
361
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,030
- WINSLOW: Hmm-mm.
362
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,210
- CAT: [humming]
363
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,630
- ♪
364
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:03,730
- [bell ringing]
365
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,110
- [splash]
366
00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:11,120
- [whistles]
367
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,430
- Oh!
368
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:15,430
- [indistinct chatter]
369
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,300
- [gasps]
370
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:23,930
- [bell ringing]
371
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:25,960
- WINSLOW: Oh, Cat!
372
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:31,970
- [numerous bells ringing]
373
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,970
- Ahh!
374
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:40,320
- DOG: [snoring]
375
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,770
- [laughs]
376
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,190
Hmmmm.
377
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,430
- ♪
378
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:57,580
- [metal clanging]
379
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:01,030
- [laughing]
380
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:01,790
- [snaps]
381
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,030
- Yea-hoo-hoo!
382
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,000
Ow!
383
00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:10,660
Oh.
384
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,110
- [metal clanging]
385
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:15,560
- [laughing]
386
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:17,220
Bingo.
387
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:22,950
Ah!
388
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,540
- [smash]
389
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,200
- [laughing]
390
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,930
- WINSLOW: Oh, Cat!
391
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:37,140
Hey, move my barbells up
to the attic, and then--ah!
392
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,860
- Not today, rodent.
393
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,000
- Rodent?
394
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,660
What happened to your highness?
395
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,800
- This.
396
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,350
And now it's time
for some payback.
397
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,430
[laughing]
398
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:51,360
Oh, yeah.
399
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:52,430
Ooooh.
400
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,840
[laughing]
401
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:57,540
- BOTH: [laughing]
402
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,190
- You shouldn't be laughing.
403
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,510
What's so funny?
404
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:04,470
- That wasn't my only copy,
you knucklehead. [laughs]
405
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:09,960
And there's plenty more
where these came from. [laughs]
406
00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:12,520
You've been
a very bad cat, Cat.
407
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,860
- Ah!
408
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:17,870
- As punishment, I'm gonna
extend your servitude to--
409
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:20,970
let's see, today's Tuesday.
410
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,660
Wednesday...
411
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:23,870
Five years.
412
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,560
[laughing]
413
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:32,500
- Gee, Cat, I love
writing in my diary.
414
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:36,820
I never thought
I had so many...thoughts.
415
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,780
- [doorbell rings]
416
00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:39,990
- Door!
417
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,440
- Hey, how's it going?
418
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:44,960
What are you, nuts?
419
00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:46,170
- Hey, CatDog!
420
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:47,690
- Hola, CatDog.
421
00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:49,590
- [indistinct chatter]
422
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:50,690
- Let me guess.
423
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,970
You're family.
424
00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:55,250
- Yeah, I invited
some of the kinfolk over.
425
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:59,080
And they want
their toes flossed, too.
426
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:00,250
- [door slams]
427
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,880
- Well, what are you
waiting for, pussy cat?
428
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:02,950
Chop, chop.
429
00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:05,910
- No, I can't take
the abuse anymore.
430
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,780
It's--it's just not worth it.
431
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,330
I quit!
432
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,440
- Oh, really?
433
00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:18,060
- [groaning]
434
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:20,620
- Cat, that is not very nice.
435
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,660
I thought you and Winslow
were friends.
436
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,040
- Friends?
437
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,560
What are you, insane?
438
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,140
I hate his guts!
439
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,390
- [whimpering]
440
00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:30,660
- Hey, hey, come on,
I'm being chased here.
441
00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:32,460
I'm dinner.
442
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:36,770
- Listen, Dog...I have
a confession to make.
443
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:42,540
I--I--I kind of--I...
444
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,710
read your diary.
445
00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:47,820
- [gasps]
You broke the diary rule?
446
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,440
- I know, I know, I know.
447
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:50,580
And it was a bad thing to do.
448
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,960
But Winslow did a worse thing.
449
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:54,450
He--he blackmailed me.
450
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:55,960
And--and--
451
00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:57,860
- Cat, how could you?
452
00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:58,760
- Well, I--
453
00:21:58,860 --> 00:21:59,800
- I trusted you.
454
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,140
- [stammering]
455
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,250
- You betrayed me.
456
00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,770
- Oh, Dog, I'm--I'm just sorry.
457
00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:10,460
Please, I--it was wrong of me
to read your diary.
458
00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:13,880
Oh, I'll do anything
to make it up to you.
459
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,160
[crying] I'll do anything
you say.
460
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:18,710
I'm so sorry.
461
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:22,780
[crying] Anything.
462
00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:28,000
- [panting]
463
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,720
This is great, Cat.
464
00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:32,040
With you
as my personal secretary,
465
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,830
I can do all the stuff
I love to do
466
00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:36,900
and still keep a diary.
467
00:22:37,010 --> 00:22:39,420
Okay, Cat, now I'm running
to the garbage cans.
468
00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:41,010
You get that?
469
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,050
You get that, Cat?
470
00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:45,050
Now I'm going up the road.
471
00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:46,330
This is so good.
472
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:48,570
Look, Cat, cow pies!
473
00:22:48,670 --> 00:22:49,780
You getting that, Cat?
474
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,300
- Yeah, I'm getting
it all right.
475
00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:56,780
- ♪
476
00:22:56,890 --> 00:22:58,440
♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪
477
00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:00,340
♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
478
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,100
♪ No blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪
479
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,000
♪ Just a feline canine
little CatDog ♪
480
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:05,690
♪ CatDog
481
00:23:05,790 --> 00:23:07,800
♪ CatDog
482
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:11,180
♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
483
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,210
♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
484
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,010
♪ All kind of critters
putting CatDog down ♪
485
00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:17,050
♪ Gotta rise above it,
gotta try to get along ♪
486
00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:18,700
♪ Gotta walk together,
gotta sing this song ♪
487
00:23:18,810 --> 00:23:20,360
♪ CatDog
488
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:22,500
♪ CatDog
489
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,780
♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
490
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,190
♪ CatDog, CatDog
491
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,580
♪ CatDog, CatDog
492
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,820
♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
493
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,890
♪♪
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