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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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[ growling, woman screaming]
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[ chain saw buzzing]
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[ screams]
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[ woman screaming]
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[ man laughs maliciously]
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[ stammering]
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TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER.
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[ growling]
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[ panting]
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[ heavy footsteps thudding]
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[ screams]
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TOOTHPICK HEAD!
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[ growls]
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WHO BIT MY BOLOGNA?
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[ screaming]
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[ glass shatters]
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[ laughing evilly]
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[ door creaks, slams]
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[ both panting]
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[ growling]
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MOLD-- BREAD'S WORST ENEMY.
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[ doorbell rings]
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[ growling]
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[ trembling]
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[ both screaming]
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IT'S TOOTHPICK HEAD,
HE'S GOING TO GET YOU.
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[ screams]
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[ growling]
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[ glass breaks]
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[ gasps]
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BACK, EVIL SANDWICH!
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[ laughing]
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[ cawing]
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THE TOASTER-- IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO DESTROY HIM!
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Dog:
YEAH, THE TOASTER, THE TOASTER,
THE TOASTER!
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[ growls]
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[ muffled yelling]
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[ zapping, sizzling]
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[ laughs]
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HE'S TOAST.
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WHEW.
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[ coughing]
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[ crashes]
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IT'S OVER.
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IT'S FINALLY OVER.
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[ giggling]
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Cat:
BUT WHO WILL BE
HIS NEXT VICTIMS?
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[ laughing heartily]
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[ snoring]
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[ thunder crashes]
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[ clears throat]
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[ panting, stammering]
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TOOTHPICK HEAD!
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WILL YOU GIVE ME THAT?
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DON'T BE SILLY.
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TOOTHPICK HEAD IS JUST
A MAKE-BELIEVE MOVIE MONSTER.
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NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP
AND SNORE RIGHT.
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OKAY, OKAY.
GEEZ.
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[ whimpering]
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RELAX, DOG.
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IT'S JUST
YOUR IMAGINATION
RUNNING WILD.
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I BET YOU THINK
TOOTHPICK HEAD
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LEFT THESE BREAD CRUMBS.
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UH-UH, UN-UH.
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OH, AND I SUPPOSE THIS JAR
OF MUSTARD IS FOR HIS BOLOGNA?
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HA!
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OH, AND THESE, THESE...
TOOTHPICKS.
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THERE'S HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS
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AND MILLIONS
OF TOOTHPICKS.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, BUDDY.
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I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
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SWEET DREAMS, PAL.
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[ snoring]
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GARBAGE, GARBAGE.
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TRUCK, TRUCK.
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GARBAGE, GARBAGE.
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TRUCK, TRUCK.
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[ thunder rumbling]
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[ teeth chattering]
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Cat:
THIS IS ABSURD.
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THIS IS POSITIVELY RIDICULOUS.
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TOOTHPICK HEAD IS MAKING MY LIFE
A NERVOUS WRECK.
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MY LIFE IS A LIVING HECK,
IS WHAT IT IS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M STUCK DOING THIS.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
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MOLD, IT'S GOT TO BE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
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[ screams]
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OH, IT'S YOU.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS SNEAKING UP ON ME.
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CAT, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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UH... WELL
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I, I'M JUST MAKING
A MIDNIGHT SNACK.
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[ laughs nervously]
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A TOASTER
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AROUND YOUR NECK?
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DUH! SO I DON'T HAVE
TO WALK TO THE COUNTER!
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STUPID QUESTION.
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MMM...
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[ laughs]
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MMM, MOLDY.
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MOLDY TOAST, YUM.
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[ door creaks, slams]
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SHEESH, THIS PLACE REEKS
OF TOOTHPICK HEAD.
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I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
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WINSLOW, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
AFRAID OF.
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RIGHT, CAT?
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[ choking back vomit]
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[ puking violently]
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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UH-HUH.
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[ giggling]
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OKAY, IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.
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WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT A SECOND.
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ARE YOU A-SCARED
OF TOOTHPICK HEAD?
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NO.
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YES!
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[ screaming]
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[ laughing evilly]
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[ springs popping]
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[ both shouting]
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WHO TURNED OUT
THE LIGHTS?
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SHH, SHH, QUIET.
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[ soft skittering]
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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[ banging]
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[ laughing]
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[ growling]
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[ yawning]
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[ yells]
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[ sniffing]
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CAT, D-DO YOU SMELL THAT?
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SMELLS LIKE... SOME KIND
OF A MEAT BY-PRODUCT
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LIKE OLIVE LOAF
OR SALAMI OR...
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Both:
BOLOGNA!
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[ both scream]
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TOOTHPICK HEAD!
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WHO BIT MY BOLOGNA AGAIN?
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MOLD, BREAD'S WORST ENEMY!
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[ footsteps approaching]
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BACK, EVIL SANDWICH!
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[ laughing evilly]
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ATTACK, ATTACK!
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"BACK IN FIVE MINUTES"?!
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THE TOASTER, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO DESTROY HIM.
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[ muffled yelling]
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[ zapping, sizzling]
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[ both gasp]
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WINSLOW!WINSLOW!
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[ cackling]
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OR IS IT?
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ENOUGH, ALREADY!
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[ all laughing...]
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THAT WAS GREAT.
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[ laughing goofily]
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YEAH, YOU GOT US,
BUT GOOD.
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[ snickers]
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WELL, HE GOT YOU GOOD, YOU MEAN.
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[ clears throat]
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WELL, OKAY,
I ADMIT
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I WAS A TINY BIT
SCARED
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WHEN YOU TURNED
OUT THE LIGHTS.
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I DIDN'T TURN OUT THE LIGHTS.
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[ thunder rumbling]
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[ all screaming]
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[ cackling]
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OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
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[ door opens]
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[ screams]
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SECOND OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
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[ birds chirping]
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[ schmaltzy polka
music playing]
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[ yawns loudly]
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[ engines revving]
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Man:
...tons of pure hopping power
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that's guaranteed
to drive you out of your mind!
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[ turns up polka music]
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Man:
Hopping Haunches is four
hydraulic-powered monkeys
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capable of 300 miles per hour.
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And here comes the turbo hopper,
600 hopping horsepower.
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He's a bad boy!
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[ volume increasing...]
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And there they go!
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They're literally ripping
up the track.
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Can you feel the power?
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[ blaring polka...]
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I said power, power, power!
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OH, HOPPING HAUNCHES!
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[ engines revving]
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TV announcer:
Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday!
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[ rumbling, crackling...]
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[ music, TV silent]
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THIS IS NOT WORKING.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
CAT?
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WE CAN'T AGREE
ON ANYTHING.
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I DISAGREE, I THINK
WE CAN AGREE.
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SEE, WE CAN'T EVEN AGREE
TO DISAGREE ON DISAGREEING.
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LOOK AT THE TWO OF YOUSE.
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YOU CAN'T GET TOGETHER
ON NOTHING.
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HIYA, WINSLOW.
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YOU GUYS GOT TO LEARN
TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS
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THE CIVILIZED, DEMOCRATIC WAY,
BY VOTING.
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I TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF DEFINING SOME
OF YOUR ISSUES.
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HMM, CLASSICAL POLKA
VERSUS HOPPING TRUCKS.
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CLASSICAL POLKA, NATURALLY.
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INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION
VERSUS MINDLESS DRIVEL.
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[ whining like jet]
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[ Dog imitates guns blasting]
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UH, KABOOM!
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OKAY, YOU GUYS.
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THE POLLS ARE CLOSED.
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LET'S SEE, THE DEMOCRATIC
PROCESS TRIUMPHS AGAIN.
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NOT! IT'S A DEADLOCK.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
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THEY SAY,
"WHAT THE HECK'S A DEADLOCK?"
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NO, "A HOUSE DIVIDED
CAN'T STAND."
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SEE YOU!
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HUH. DEADLOCKED, HUH?
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DEMOCRACY.
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THE MAJORITY RULES.
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DOG CANCELS OUT MY VOTE.
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IF I COULD VOTE TWICE...
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NYAH-HAH!
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YEAH, IF I COULD VOTE TWICE...
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OH, DOG?
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MY DEAR OLD FRIEND
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I HAVE A PLAN THAT
WILL UN-SKEWER US
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FROM THE HORNS
OF OUR SEEMINGLY
HOPELESS DILEMMA.
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HUH? UH, WHATEVER.
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GOOD ANSWER.
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[ creatures chatting]
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GOOD DAY.
PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME.
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MY NAME?
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UH, YES, OF COURSE.
250
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UH, MY NAME IS--
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[ clears throat,
chuckles nervously]
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WELL, IT'S A FUNNY THING,
UH...
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00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,550
[ clears throat]
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00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:37,550
IT'S, UH...
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[ loud heartbeat...]
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IT'S A TOUGH ONE.
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I CAN'T REMEMBER.
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[ whimpering]
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[ yells]
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Cat:
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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NEXT!
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I ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY,
110% AM NOT A KLEPTOMANIAC.
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00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:11,900
[ buzzer, yelling]
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00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,830
MY LIKES ARE LIKE, YOU KNOW
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BODY PIERCING,
MISSPELLED TATTOOS.
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UM, MY DISLIKES WOULD BE,
YOU KNOW, LIKE SOAP, UH...
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00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,050
TOOTHBRUSHES, PERSONAL HY--
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[ buzzer, yelling]
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[ snoring, wheezing]
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SO MR., UM, PIG.
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00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,470
YOU LIKE
TUNA BLINTZES?
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00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:35,920
TUNA BLINTZES,
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I MEAN, YOU
GOT YOUR TUNA
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AND YOUR BLINTZES.
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WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
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UH, YEAH.
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UH, DOG, DOG?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?
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00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:51,760
[ snoring, wheezing]
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OKAY, I GUESS NOT.
281
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TABLE MANNERS, MR. PIG,
DO YOU VALUE THEM?
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00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,180
OH, HOW TO HOLD A FORK
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IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THE AIR I BREATHE.
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[ panting]
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AND, UH... CLEANLINESS?
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NEXT TO CATLINESS!
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00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:14,100
OH, THIS LITTLE PIGGY
WENT TO MARKET.
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00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,820
CONGRATULATIONS, PIG.
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YOU'RE IN.
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[ groans]
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HOLY MOLY, THAT'S A BIG PIG.
292
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DOG, STRETCH, COME ON.
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[ grunting]
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[ loud snap]
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WELL, SO LONG,
YOU GUYS.
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GREAT IDEA, CAT.
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00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,390
[ cackles]
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00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,400
[ clears throat]
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00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,160
PIG, WELCOME TO CATDOG.
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00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:42,990
NOW, HOW ABOUT THAT TUNA BLINTZ?
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OR SHOULD WE VOTE ON IT?
302
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:51,310
OR HOW ABOUT AN OOZEY, SLIMY,
FILTHY MUD BATH?
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00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:53,170
ALL RIGHT,
ALL IN FAVOR
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OF THE MUD BATH,
SAY AYE.
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AYE.
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AYE.
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00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,010
[ yelps]
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THE AYES
HAVE IT!
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00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,040
Dog, Pig:
HOORAY! OKAY!
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ARE YOU READY
TO WALLOW WITH ME?
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MUDDY, MUDDY MUD.
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I LOVE MUD.
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00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,880
MUD IS ON MY HANDS.
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IT'S IN MY FACE.
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00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:19,580
IT'S IN MY HAIR.
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00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,130
HEY, PIG!
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00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:26,240
I THOUGHT YOU SAID CLEANLINESS
WAS NEXT TO CATLINESS.
318
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:30,170
OH, NO, DUDE, NEXT
TO IMPOSSIBLE.
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00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,350
[ laughing]
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00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,530
[ eating noisily]
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00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,220
DOG, OLD FRIEND.
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00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,460
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GAME
OF FETCH?
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00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,390
OH, BOY,
I LOVE FETCH.
324
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:48,090
YEAH, YEAH, FETCH
IS ONE EXCITING GAME.
325
00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,230
IT'S GREAT FUN.
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00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:54,340
BUT, DUDE, LET'S DO
SOMETHING REALLY RAD.
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KAWABUNGA!
328
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,960
[ Cat screeching]
329
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,210
Cat:
I JUST... I FEEL TRAPPED.
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00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,730
I FEEL, I FEEL...
I FEEL WOUNDED.
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00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,800
I FEEL DOWNRIGHT
BETRAYED.
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00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:18,460
YOU NEED TO TALK
TO DOG AND PIG.
333
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:22,570
YOU KNOW, SHARE YOUR
ISSUES WITH THEM.
334
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:25,470
YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
335
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:29,720
I NEED TO SHARE MY ISSUES
WITH THEM.
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00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:30,790
OKAY.
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00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:32,130
[ clears throat]
338
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,580
GUYS?
339
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,580
GUYS?
340
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,760
IS IT ME
341
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:40,480
OR IS OUR NEW
RELATIONSHIP KIND OF...
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00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:42,690
NOT WORKING OUT?
343
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,760
Both:
NOT WORKING OUT?
344
00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:47,560
THIS SCENE IS
WICKED AWESOME.
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00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:50,110
YEAH, WICKED
AWESOME, DUDE.
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00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:54,430
IN FACT, WE JUST VOTED
IN THREE NEW MEMBERS!
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00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:57,400
THREE NEW MEMBERS?
348
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,440
[ Cat groaning loudly]
349
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:03,130
[ horse whinnies]
350
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:10,760
OKAY, CATDOG-PIG-HORSE-
GORILLA-EMU, SUCK IT IN.
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00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,970
[ groans]
352
00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:16,900
WELL, WINSLOW..
353
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:21,660
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR ALL YOUR HELP!
354
00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:26,220
THE PLEASURE WAS TRULY MINE.
SEE YOU.
355
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,120
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
356
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:31,160
HALF-PAST
CHOW TIME!
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00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,430
All:
AYE!
358
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:33,370
[ grunting]
359
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:34,370
NO, COME ON.
360
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,540
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
361
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:41,170
[ horse neighs]
362
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:43,860
[ noisy gobbling]
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00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,410
[ burping]
364
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,310
IT IS NOT FAIR.
365
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,660
OW!
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00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,490
[ glass breaks]
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00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:53,450
[ whinnying]
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00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,320
OW!
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00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,940
OH, THEY'RE ALL AGAINST ME.
370
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,910
YOU STUPID MAJORITY!
371
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:00,910
OKAY.
372
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,430
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
373
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:08,750
WELL, WITH ONLY FIVE MORE VOTES,
I'LL BE THE STUPID MAJORITY.
374
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,890
[ giggling maniacally]
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00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:14,580
[ yelping]
376
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,000
YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED
TO PARTICIPATE
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00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:23,000
IN AN EXCITING EXPERIMENT
IN THE ELECTORAL PROCESS.
378
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:27,000
WELCOME TO CATDOG-PIG-
HORSE-GORILLA-EMU.
379
00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:32,110
[ Cat, Dog groaning]
380
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:35,010
I THINK I JUST
PULLED A MUSCLE.
381
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,980
THAT WAS MY MUSCLE.
382
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,120
[ both groaning]
383
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,060
ALL IN FAVOR OF GETTING OUT
OF THIS MESS, SAY AYE.
384
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,060
AYE.
385
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,650
AYE.
386
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,680
AY... EE...!
387
00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:55,070
CAT?
388
00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:56,100
CAT?
389
00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:59,690
IT'S OKAY, WE'RE
FREE NOW, FREE.
390
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,280
[ sighs]
YEAH, FREE AT LAST.
391
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,280
OH, BUT NOT THEM.
392
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,360
[ whinnying, trumpeting, etc.]
393
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,050
THAT FOOLISH HEAP
OF FLESH AND FUR.
394
00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:11,430
FROM NOW ON, DOG...
395
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,430
HOW ABOUT WE
WORK THINGS OUT
396
00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:14,780
JUST THE TWO OF US?
397
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,810
CAT?
398
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,920
YES?
399
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:19,850
I VOTE WE LISTEN
TO CLASSICAL POLKA.
400
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:21,650
OH, EXCELLENT CHOICE
401
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:25,300
BUT I THINK I'D RATHER
WATCH MONSTER TRUCKS.
402
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:26,580
YOU'RE SO NICE.
403
00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:28,270
NO, CLASSICAL POLKA.
404
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:31,970
WELL, I REALLY MUST
INSIST ON MONSTER TRUCKS.
405
00:22:32,070 --> 00:22:33,240
CLASSICAL POLKA!
406
00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:34,520
MONSTER TRUCKS!
407
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,140
[ singing a polka]
408
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,420
MONSTER TRUCKS!
409
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,040
[ singing a polka]
410
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,040
STOP IT!
411
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,150
[ chuckling]
412
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:47,840
Pig:
TOTALLY RAD...!
413
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,820
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
414
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,300
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
415
00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,820
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
416
00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:01,310
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
417
00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:02,480
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
418
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:05,830
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
419
00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:08,830
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
420
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:11,760
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
421
00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,250
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
422
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,700
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
423
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,180
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
424
00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:20,570
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
425
00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:22,150
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
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00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:26,400
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
427
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,880
and NICKELODEON ]
428
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,470
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:33,410
[Captioned byThe Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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