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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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[ birds twittering]
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MMM, MMM.
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[ creatures screaming]
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HMPH.
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[ loudly sniffing]
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MORE
BEAUTIFUL GARDEN?
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NO, BUT I TASTED BETTER.
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WILL YOU STOP!
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FINDERS, KEEPERS.
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DON'T WORRY, CAT.
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I'LL... GET HIM!
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I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE...
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Cat:
IT'S ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY.
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DOWN, BOY, DOWN.
HEEL!
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I SCARED HIM OFF.
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YOUR GARDEN IS A HAPPY,
HAPPY PLACE ONCE MORE.
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HUH?
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[ Cat groans]
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[ whimpering]
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HAPPY?
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HAPPY?!
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[ grumbling with fury]
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YOU WRECKED IT!
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YOU DESTROYED IT!
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YOU HAVE SOMETHING
IN YOUR NOSE.
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OH, STAND BACK.
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DIAMONDS!
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[ gulps, giggles]
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DOG, WE'RE SITTING
ON A GOLD MINE HERE
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AND IT'S FULL
OF DIAMONDS.
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[ gasps]
OOH, SHINY.
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Cat [ echoing]:
LET'S DIG.
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[ pickaxes clanking]
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[ yelling with delight...]
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[ scale squeaks]
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[ yelling]:
EUREKA!
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THIS IS TERRIFIC, CAT!
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME,
BUDDY BOY.
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THESE DIAMONDS ARE GOING
TO PUT US ON EASY STREET!
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[ gasps]
BUT, CAT...
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YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO SELL
THESE DIAMONDS?
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OF COURSE.
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
PLAY WITH THEM?
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WHAT ELSE?
THEY'RE FUN!
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[ chuckles idiotically]
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FUN, FUN.
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FUN, FUN.
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COOL.
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I SEE MANY GRUMPY KITTY CATS.
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YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH YOURS
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THAT'S JUST PEACHY!
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BUT WHAT I FIND,
I'M CASHING IN.
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OOH...
YOU'LL FETCH ME
A PRETTY PENNY.
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DON'T WORRY, MY SPARKLY FRIENDS.
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NO MEAN OLD CAT IS EVER
GOING TO SELL YOU.
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HEY, FROM NOW ON,
IT'S EVERY CAT...
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AND DOG...
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Both:
FOR HIMSELF.
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[ snickers]
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[ shrill wind blowing...]
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[ pickaxes clanking]
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[ Cat grunting]
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YES.
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THE DEEPER I GET,
THE DIAMONDER I BETTER.
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[ giggles]
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MUST HAVE MORE!
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[ laughs crazily]
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[ grunts]
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LOOK, JOEY, I FOUND YOU
A SPARKLY NEW PLAYMATE
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AND THERE'S PLENTY
MORE ON THE WAY.
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[ angrily]:
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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I WAS TALKING TO JOEY,
YOU BIG EAVESDROPPER.
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JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF
MY MERCHANDISE, YOU HEAR?
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I'M WATCHING YOU.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN WATCH ME
GO TO SLEEP.
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HEY, I'M MISSING A DIAMOND.
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SURE YOU DIDN'T SELL IT,
MR. GREEDY.
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[ crazed]:
I'M SURE SOMEBODY STOLE IT.
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OH, YOU'RE CRAZY.
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GOOD NIGHT, JOEY.
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GOOD NIGHT, JOHNNY.
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KEEP WARM.
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GOOD NIGHT, DEE-DEE,
HOPE, HESTER...
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I'M WISE TO ALL OF YOU.
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I'M WISE TO YOUR TRICKS.
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NOBODY PULLS THE DIAMONDS
OVER CAT'S EYES, SEE?
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YOU GOT TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY
IN THE LATE AFTERNOON
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TO FOOL THIS PARTICULARCAT.
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NIGHTY-NIGHT.
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[ snoring...]
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[ grumbling]
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SLEEP, YEAH.
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I'M KEEPING MY EYE
ON YOU, HOUND BOY.
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GOOD MORNING, REGIS.
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GOOD MORNING, KATHY LEE.
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GOOD MORNING, SHEMP.
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GOOD MORNING...
[ gasps]
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[ screaming]:
NO!
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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YOU STOLE JOEY.
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I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR STUPID JOEY.
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JOEY'S NOT STUPID,
HE'S STOLEN![ gagging]
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GIVE HIM BACK,
YOU NAPPING
DIAMOND-NAPPER.
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TAKE YOUR PAWS
OFF OF ME.
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MAKE ME.
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[ issues karate yell]
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[ grunting]
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[ gulps]
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[ chuckles evilly]
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[ swallows loudly]
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[ growling]
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[ screeching]
[ growling]
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[ both gasp]
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YOU!
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Dog:
HIM!
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NOT US!
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FINDERS, KEEPERS.
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GET HIM.
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Cat:
NEVER MIND.
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WELL, THAT'S THE WHOLE
KIT AND CABOODLE.
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LET'S SKEDOODLE.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE
A SHAVE AND A SHOWER.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DOG?
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WE LEARNED A VALUABLE
LESSON TODAY.
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NEVER LET GREED GET IN THE WAY
OF FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE...
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I WANT THAT DIAMOND,
FOR ME, ONLY ME.
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NO ONE ELSE, IT'S MINE!
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[ Dog yelling]
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[ both grunting...]
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I SAW IT FIRST!
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IT'S MINE,
I TELL YOU!
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[ both yelling]
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[ coughing]
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THEY'RE GONE.
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ALL MY PRECIOUS
DIAMONDS.
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[ sobbing]
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WELL, AT LEAST
WE'RE ALIVE
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AND IN ONE PIECE.
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DON'T RUB IT IN.
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[ sobbing hysterically]
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LOOK, CAT!
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IT'S JOEY.
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JOEY, YES.
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AND MAYBE JOEY
CAN BUY ME
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SOME NEW EQUIPMENT
SO I CAN GO BACK DOWN...
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[ crunches loudly, gulps]
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NOTHING LIKE A NICE PIECE OF
ROCK CANDY AFTER A DAY'S WORK.
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[ screeches]
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HE ATE JOEY!
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WAIT, WAIT,
HOLD IT!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"ROCK CANDY"?
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WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE
DIGGING UP, DIAMONDS?
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TWO HEADS,
NO BRAIN.
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NIT AND WIT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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I WENT THROUGH ALL
THIS FOR...
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[ yelling]:
ROCK CANDY!
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I LOVE ROCK CANDY
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LET'S GO FIND
SOME MORE!
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NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
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NO, I HATE ROCK CANDY!
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Dog:
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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DON'T KNOCK THE ROCK CANDY,
DADDY-O.
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"DADDY-O?"IT'S FULL OF
VITAMIN "K".
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Cat:
NO, IT ISN'T.
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Dog:
SOME CANDY MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH,
IT'S GONE IN A SECOND.
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Cat:
I DON'T CARE!
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Dog:
THIS KIND LASTS ALL DAY
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AND ALL THE NEXT NIGHT...
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Cat:
IT TASTES LIKE ROCKS!
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[ Catdog arguing...]
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[ tires squealing,
metal banging...]
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[ horn honking]
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Cat:
WHOA!
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[ crash]
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Dog:
♪ EGG SHELLS
AND COFFEE GRINDS ♪
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♪ OLD MEAT AND LEMON RINDS.
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[ gobbling]
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♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA...
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♪ LA, LA...
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[ sighs]
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ANOTHER PERFECT MORNING.
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[ squeaking, whimpering]
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OH...
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[ groans]
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LOOK, CAT.
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AW, IT'S A POOR
LITTLE BABY.
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CAN WE TAKE HIM HOME, CAT?
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WHAT?
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I'LL NURSE HIM
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AND LOVE HIM AND
CARE FOR HIM AND...
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NO, NO,
ABSOLUTELY NOT, DOG.
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LOOK IT, IT'S
A FILTHY, DIRTY ROACH.
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THEY'RE, THEY'RE GERM-RIDDLED
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AND THEY, THEY
BREED DISEASE.
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[ pitifully]:
OH...
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[ squeaking]
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JUST TILL IT'S
BETTER... PLEASE?
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N-O, AND THAT IS FIN-AL.
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YOU CAN BEG AND PLEAD
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TILL THE SUN GOES DOWN
AND I WON'T CHANGE MY MIND.
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PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE
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WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP
AND A CHERRY
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AND BEEF LEMON
CHICKEN KIBBLES
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AND SHELLFISH JERKY
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AND MANY BALLS OF YARN
AND MOUSE BURGERS
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AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT
YOU LIKE ON TOP OF IT?
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ALL RIGHT, DOG.
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ACCORDING TO THIS,
A BUSTED ROACH LEG TAKES
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SEVEN DAYS TO HEAL.
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ONE WEEK
AND HE'S OUT OF HERE.
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Dog:
OKAY, COME TO PAPA.
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[ squeaking, whimpering]
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COME ON.
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PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT
OF THE OTHER FOOT...
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AND THE OTHER FOOT
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AND THE OTHER FOOT.
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[ glass breaks]
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[ giggling]
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WOW, YOU SEE THAT, CAT?
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HE CAME RIGHT TO ME.
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YEAH, THAT'S SWELL.
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NOW LET'S SEND HIM RIGHT
BACK TO THE DUMP.
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WELL, I WANT TO KEEP HIM.
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LET'S KEEP HIM
AT THE DUMP.
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NO. AS MY SPECIAL PET
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I WILL LOVE HIM
AND PLAY WITH HIM
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AND TEACH HIM
FUNNY TRICKS.
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NO, NO, NO,
WAIT A MINUTE.
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WE HAD A DEAL.
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THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE KEEPING
A ROACH IN OUR...
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MY PRIZED POSSESSION:
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A LAMB CHOP FROM 1987.
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HERE, BOY.
252
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,020
COME ON.
253
00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:52,540
DOUBLE REVERSE SOMERSAULT.
254
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:53,890
LOOP THE LOOP.
255
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,450
[ groans in disgust]
256
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,690
WELL, WELL, WELL,
SENOR GATO.
257
00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:06,380
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
A ROACH PROBLEM.
258
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,040
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
259
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,350
DOG WON'T GET RID
OF THE THING.
260
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:15,050
SO WHY DON'T YOU
DO IT YOURSELF...
261
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:17,150
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT?
262
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,600
[ scoffs]
263
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,640
THAT IS TOTALLY EVIL,
NASTY AND FIENDISH.
264
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:29,920
♪ LA-LA!
265
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:33,860
[ munching]
266
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,860
[ burps]
267
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,310
[ snickers]
268
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,630
NOW, THAT'S
ONE TALENTED ROACH.
269
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,910
[ yawning]
270
00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:50,950
OH...
271
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,780
UH... UGH... GET IT OFF ME!
272
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,470
GOOD MORNING,
ROACH.
273
00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,500
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
274
00:15:58,610 --> 00:16:02,300
OH, I THINK IT IS DISGUSTING
TO ALLOW THAT COCKROACH
275
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,850
TO SLEEP IN OUR BED.
276
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,890
[ shouts]
277
00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:05,930
WHAT'S THIS?
278
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:07,380
DON'T YOU KNOW, CAT?
279
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,830
ROACHES SHED THEIR SKINS
117 TIMES A HOUR--
280
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,100
IT'S ETYMOLOGY.
281
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:21,250
[ gulps disgustedly]
282
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,460
Dog:
SHED, BOY, SHED.
283
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,980
COME ON,
SHED FOR PAPA.
284
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,260
[ chortling]
285
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,740
LOOK AT HIM GO.
286
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,920
[ stomach gurgling]
287
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,820
[ gulps]
288
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,230
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
289
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:40,930
[ stomach rumbling, whimpering]
290
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:41,860
PST!HUH?
291
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,240
HEY, CAT.
292
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:47,140
I GOT THE ANSWER
TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.
293
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:52,280
"X-TERMINATOR 3000, KILLS
AND DESTROYS HOUSEHOLD PESTS..."
294
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,460
DEAD.
295
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,430
AN ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE USED IT
296
00:16:57,530 --> 00:17:00,770
TO GET RID
OF A PESKY IN-LAW PROBLEM.
297
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,500
THAT'S THE MOST RUTHLESS,
CUNNING, MALICIOUS THING
298
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,190
I'VE EVER HEARD OF.
299
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,060
[ squeaking][ laughing]
300
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,750
I'LL DO IT.
301
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:22,450
[ zapping, humming]
302
00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:25,630
[ cackling]
303
00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:28,700
MY CREATION!
304
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,220
[ machine hums, stops]
305
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,360
GREAT. WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND
ANOTHER ONE OF THESE?
306
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:38,540
[ snoring]
307
00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:47,820
[ still snoring...]
308
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,240
WELL, THIS SHOULD DO NICELY.
309
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,450
[ grunting]
310
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:53,580
COME ON.
311
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,970
WHOA!
312
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:09,570
[ squeaking emphatically]
313
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,410
HUH... WHAT?
314
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:27,450
ROACHIE!
315
00:18:27,550 --> 00:18:28,690
WHAT IS IT, BOY?
316
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:30,170
[ squeaking...]
317
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,490
SOMETHING'S THE MATTER
WITH WHO?
318
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,800
[ squeaking...]
319
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,490
SOUNDS LIKE...
320
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:43,980
SOUNDS LIKE A....
BIG, BIG, WOODEN IMPLEMENT?
321
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,130
SOUNDS LIKE DERBY?
322
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,750
[ frustrated squeaking]
323
00:18:58,820 --> 00:18:59,720
CAT?
324
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,960
WHERE IS HE, BOY?
325
00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,930
TAKE ME TO HIM,
TAKE ME TO HIM!
326
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:05,420
[ shouts]
327
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,210
I'LL SAVE YOU, CAT!
328
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:16,940
[ panting]
329
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,220
THANKS, DOG.
330
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,290
OH, IT WAS ROACHIE
WHO SAVED YOU.
331
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,300
OH! OH, THANK YOU ROACH!
332
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,060
THANK YOU, OH...
333
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,780
OH...
334
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:31,230
OH, LOOK, DOG,
I'VE GOT A CONFESSION.
335
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,310
I NEVER LIKED ROACH
336
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:36,650
AND I.... I FEEL LIKE
SUCH A HEEL.
337
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,660
I GUESS
YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME.
338
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,350
[ squeaking happily]
339
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:50,290
WELL, IF HE DOES,
THEN I GUESS I DO, TOO.
340
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,840
Robot:
Exterminate and destroy.
341
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:55,290
OH, YEAH.
342
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:59,850
I FORGOT TO MENTION
THE X-TERMINATE ROBOT.
343
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,160
YOU FORGOT?
344
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,340
Exterminate and destroy.
345
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,340
Destroy, destroy.
346
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:13,520
[ Catdog shouting]
347
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:23,800
Exterminate and destroy.
348
00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:26,670
[ Catdog shouting...]
349
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:39,060
Exterminate and destroy.
350
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,410
HE'S GOT US CORNERED, CAT.
351
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:43,240
WE'LL NEVER GET AWAY.
352
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,590
Dog:
THERE'S JUST
ONE MORE CHANCE.
353
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:47,620
I'M GOING IN.
354
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,210
AND IF I DON'T COME BACK
355
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,930
THINK OF ME NOW AND AGAIN.
356
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,250
GOOD LUCK, CAT.
357
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,940
[ kisses loudly]
358
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,630
OKAY, THANKS, FINE.
359
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:27,490
[ slowing down]:
Exterminate and... destroy.
360
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,700
[ power stops]
361
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,420
YOU DID IT, CAT.
362
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:33,430
ISN'T IT GREAT,
ROACHIE?
363
00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:35,430
NOW NOTHING CAN KEEP US
364
00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:38,640
FROM BEING ONE, BIG HAPPY,
NUCLEAR FAMILY.
365
00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:41,470
[ squeaking mournfully]
366
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:42,850
GEE, DOG.
367
00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:45,160
I THINK THE LITTLE FELLOW'S
HOMESICK.
368
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,160
OH.
369
00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:49,370
HERE YOU GO, FELLOW.
370
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,310
YOU SURE THIS IS
WHAT YOU WANT?
371
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,030
[ squeaking joyously]
372
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,240
[ wolf whistles]
373
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,420
BYE-BYE!
374
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,830
OH...
375
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:09,560
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU,
ROACHIE.
376
00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:10,770
[ sniffs]
377
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,050
WHAT?
378
00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:14,780
I JUST HAVE SOMETHING
IN MY EYE.
379
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:19,820
THIS PLACE IS SURE GOING
TO SEEM EMPTY WITHOUT ROACHIE.
380
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:26,890
Exterminate and destroy...
381
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,620
Catdog.
382
00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:30,790
DID HE...?HUH?
383
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:31,900
WHAT DID HE...
384
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
THAT'S US!
385
00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:36,420
[ yelping, screaming...]
386
00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:41,770
[ snickering]
387
00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:46,460
FINALLY GOT RID
OF THAT PESKY CATDOG PROBLEM.
388
00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:47,740
[ cackling...]
389
00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:56,300
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
390
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,820
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
391
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,130
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
392
00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:00,650
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
393
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:01,820
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
394
00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:05,310
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
395
00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:08,280
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
396
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:11,250
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
397
00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:12,870
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
398
00:23:12,970 --> 00:23:14,460
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
399
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,530
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
400
00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:20,050
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
401
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,840
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
402
00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:25,780
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
403
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,370
and NICKELODEON ]
404
00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:29,200
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
405
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:32,410
[Captioned byThe Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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