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A few years ago, Luther and I set out on a mission to become the best skaters in

history. And as you know, we've been videotaping our journey to the top. So

thought it'd be a perfect time to reveal the person who's been behind the camera

the whole time.

Luther, a little drumroll, please.

Duck, y 'all!

You know Gus. He's our part -time trainer.

Corn taster.

And dance instructor.

I think it's time we show everybody our video vault. It has our videos from

every day of the year. Yeah.

Zeke's the only one who knows how to unlock it for security reasons.

There they are.

Yeah. A lot of awesome moments in there.

And a few embarrassing moments as well. Yeah, especially August 22nd. Okay,

don't even talk about that. If anyone saw that, we'd be the laughingstocks of

Gilroy.

Gilroy!

Gus, did you take it?

What do we do? We're toast.

What do we do? Let's go.

Where is it?

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. No, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy?

Someone should be listening to us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

This will act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

Luther, I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow, we'll have everything just fine.

If anyone sees that embarrassing video, we'll be laughed at forever.

I'll be known as Captain Bus Waxer. And I'll be known as Lieutenant Ham Grabber.

Okay, well, why can't I be a captain, huh?

Huh? Well, we might as well tell you what's on the video. It was sort of

Basically, Luther and I got our heads stuck in a cow's butt.

You push, I'll pull.

If the video isn't here, that means that somebody took it. Had to be someone who

really, really doesn't like it. That only leaves one part.

Watch out!

I'm telling you, I didn't take your stupid DVD!

Let me go, foolios!

You're lying to me, Kojo. Why are you lying to me?

Look at that! The claw!

You're mad!

to that TV show, Idiot TV.

Wait, isn't that the show where they play embarrassing videos on national TV?

Yeah, and the winner gets 5 ,000 bucks.

Why didn't we think of that? Dude, five grand would totally help us train for

national. Shoot, for five grand? Who cares if it's embarrassing?

Look, I'd go to school nothing but my underpants.

Uh, bro, you've already done that. Yeah, but this time on purpose.

All right.

Address to Idiot TV, Hollywood, California.

Wish us luck.

So how long do you think it'll take until we know?

I don't know, about a week.

A week?

Well, it's going to be the most boring week ever.

That was a pretty crazy week.

Totally bizarre.

Idiot TV.

It's here. What? It's here. Oh, open it!

long do we got to stay like this a little longer so we're taking a few days

from training for nationals heading to h town that's what i call hollywood oh

look out here we go first we got to do an audit check why is it every time we

take a trip that dude tries to throw away no way

Please take me with you.

Ozzy, how the heck did you fit in there? I have gummy bones, doy.

You gotta take me with you. I'm gonna be the next great actor.

Like Superstar Ben Jackman.

Ozzy, it's never gonna happen. Get it through your head. Never.

I'll pay for gas.

Get it.

Foundations! Yeah, but you gotta get back in the duffel bag. No problem. It's

cozy.

Somebody needs to dip me.

Now, while we're in Hollywood, remember that Trash Day is Thursday, and you have

got to keep the captain out of the sun.

And don't forget to feed the rat in the couch.

No, seriously, guys, seriously.

Oh, and remember to lock up the fence tonight or the bikers will get in. Who

made you the kings of ramps?

I can handle this place.

Fine, Kojo.

While we're gone, you're in charge.

Here, we made you guys a little going -away present.

Oh.

Thanks, Fishbelly. That's really nice. A house of toast.

Oh, $5 ,000.

Here we come.

Got this in the bag.

$5 ,000.

Well, that spanked.

Can't believe we lost to a kid who gave himself a wedgie.

To be honest, it was a pretty funny wedgie.

Funny, huh? You think wedgies are funny? How about this one?

What's he got?

I guess that didn't go so well. Okay, so, uh, what do we do next?

Uh, Hollywood Mustache Museum?

Luke, we can't afford any of that. I'll just spend the last of our money on

pizza. Okay, gents, our hot juicy slices coming up. Ow! Ow! No! Three seconds!

Ow! Ow!

Oh!

Hey.

This is a disaster.

Okay, we might as well just... Go home.

While we're here, we might as well go see the famous Hollywood Walk of Fame.

We'll go do it Zeke and Luther style.

Ah, no underpants.

Skate it.

Oh, Ozzie. Watch after the rig while we're gone.

All right. Your wheels are safe with Ozzie Cat Park.

Oh, my gosh.

You must be a celebrity.

Uh, not yet. Are you kidding? With that million -dollar smile, muscles that

belong on the big screen, and eyes that say, hey, I'm interesting.

Hey, you, I'm interesting.

Well, anyway, sorry to bother you. I'm Arnie Lipp, talent scout to the big

Hollywood studio, so I'm always on the lookout for the next big, great,

star. Well, see ya.

So this is just my temporary office. My big studio office is being remodeled.

It's not that bad.

So, Artie, how quickly do you want to be a star?

Oh, as quickly as possible. I'm bursting with talent.

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.

Wow, you are good. I think you're going to want the overnight success package,

which includes drama lessons, zit cream, and...

pants. Pants?

It's only a thousand dollars.

A thousand dollars?

But I'm broke.

Come on. You must have something, huh? A credit card?

A watch?

I do have my friend's car.

It's gotta be worth at least a thousand dollars. Then, when I'm a big star

tomorrow, I can buy it back from you.

Ozzie Kephart, you're not only talented,

You're super smart.

This is a huge honor to be on the Walk of Fame.

I hope you enjoy my next film, The Masked Adventure.

I am here to entertain you.

And to all my fans, from the bottom of my heart, I just want to say... You

jerks!

Sorry about that, bro.

Let's get these punks!

Write your number down for me.

Oh, no.

I think I just got suckered. If Zeke and Luther find out I gave away their car,

they'll gut me like a catfish.

Hey, you guys seen a couple of skaters?

Yeah, man. They went that way, man.

A lot of freaks in this town.

Nah, man.

But there's

something extra freaky about you two.

You dudes think you're pretty clever, don't you?

Look, we're sorry that we crashed your cement party.

Oh, hey.

Okay.

You know,

you guys laid out some pretty thick skate moves. Yeah.

I'm Zeke, and this is Luther.

We're professional skateboarders. I knew it. Here's the thing. I'm doing this

big skateboard action sequence for this movie I'm shooting. I could use some

help with the sun, and you guys would be perfect.

Yes? Yes.

Here's my card.

Stop by my crib later. We'll talk.

I know Zeke and Luther like to talk to a camera. I can do that, too. They think

they're all cool because everybody loves them. A lot of people love me, too,

because I'm the nicest guy in town.

Hey, Kojo! Beat it, Fishbelly! But Spider's stuck in the toilet. Sounds

Spider's problem to me. Well, whenever there's a problem at ramps, Zeke fixes

it. Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm the new king around here.

I'll fix it twice as good as Zeke. Let's go, Fishbelly.

Who takes a tuba into the john?

Not as hard as it looks.

I still think it's a little weird that you made us walk all the way here.

Yeah. Is there anything wrong with the riot rig?

No, I took it out to get a sparkle wax.

Don't be so paranoid.

There he is, Ben.

Yes, you made it.

Welcome to Party Pallet.

You don't live here alone.

Nah, I got months here to look after me.

He's cool.

He's got a metal plate in his head.

You can hang a magnet off him. What?

Hey, listen, I'm having some friends over later. My director's going to stop

so we can talk about the skate stunt then.

In the meantime, hang out, do anything you want.

Oh, really? Wait, anything?

You know, bro, we've had a lot of crazy adventures, but I'm really digging H

-Town. You think?

Hollywood. Life is good.

Look,

bro, the actress, Courtney Mill.

Coming over.

Yeah. I am so going to have some shrimp and guacamole and carrots and that's it.

And some ranch and a muffin. But I just like the stump.

You guys are so nice.

Are you like actors or directors?

Actors slash directors?

No, just a couple of regular painters.

I'm Zeke and this is Luther. Hi.

Oh.

I think I like you guys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like you guys.

Hey, party monster.

You guys met Courtney?

We're shooting a movie together.

The Masked Adventure.

BT -dubs, my Chinese herbalist told me we were going to open at number one.

No.

No.

You're dating Courtney Mills? Shh.

Keep that on the down low, bro. Those gossip mags would pay a ton of money for

picture of us.

Kissing. More because of me.

The money.

Hmm. If I could get a picture of Ben and Courtney smooching, I could buy back

Zeke and Luther's car.

The Charlemagne cat party. You're a genius!

Yo, you sound pretty good out there rapping, my man.

Are you with a label?

Label? Yes.

Oh, this underwear is sassy boy.

No, I mean a music label. Are you with a record company?

Oh, no.

No, I just rapped. Okay, well, check it, check it, check it. I'm 3J. I'm a music

producer. And I have this rapper on my label.

Very hardcore.

And I think you two will be great together.

Really? Yeah. And if you're interested, I can get you both in a studio we can

lay down to be.

Yes! All right. Yes!

Let's do it, babe.

Now, can you repeat everything you just said? Because I'm a really bad listener.

before a walk.

Feel free to smooch it up.

I'm telling you, babe, I can smash anything with my bare hands.

Check this.

Ha!

From downtown.

Deke, why don't you meet my director, Quentin Del Toro.

Oh, hey.

Okay, mass adventure.

Final action scene.

Skateboard chase.

Gonna be awesome.

Okay, now get this. He jumps a car.

The car?

That's it?

Too huge?

I don't want to tell you your job or anything, but we have a little saying in

Gilroy. Go big or go home.

He's right, Quentin.

This skate stunt's gotta make me look awesome.

Like a panther with laser eyes.

But you gotta find me a stunt guy who can pull it off.

Yeah.

But who?

Heck, I'll do it.

I've jumped a shark, gotten shot out of a cannon.

I've even flown over the entire city with gas in my pants.

Perfect. Done.

Hugging. A lot of hugging going on in Hollywood.

No, bro.

I think we belong in this town. Oh, yeah. We've been here two seconds.

I'm already cutting a song with a hot new rapper. You're doing a huge movie

stunt.

Okay.

Stunt's ready.

Big, epic, latte.

Zeke, I want to pre -thank you.

After you nail this stunt tomorrow, I'll be the biggest star in the world.

Like a supernova.

On fire.

Nice landing ramp, but where am I jumping from?

From there.

That's like 100 feet.

Go big or go home. Right, man?

You're a goner.