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Thanks, Bob.
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Here you go, Eddie.
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Best deep -fried pizza on the planet.
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Ah, because if it isn't deep -fried,
what's the point, right?
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Hey, not that you sweat a gross amount
or anything, but I made you the type to
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spread the headband.
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Thanks.
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How do I look?
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Great.
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Yeah. You know, I didn't know any
better.
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I would think you guys wanted something
from me.
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By now you've heard that the
International Skate Video Awards are
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Gilroy. It's going to be mammoth. This
is bigger than when the meteor crushed
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half our town. So, of course, Luther and
I are going to create our own video to
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enter into the competition. But we need
money. Yeah, it's always awkward and
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weird to ask people for money.
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Yeah, like telling your best friend that
he has a piece of spaghetti hanging
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from his ear.
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Awkward!
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Well, we do want something from you,
Eddie. We want to enter the
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Skate Video Awards, and we need money.
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How much?
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Fifteen big ones.
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Fifteen thousand?
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No, no, fifteen bucks for film supplies
and two bananas.
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No, no, no, no, guys, guys, guys, you're
thinking way too small here. I love
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this idea, though, because if you were
actually able to pull this off and win,
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this would be huge for Riot Skates. Holy
guacamole.
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I just had a stroke of genius.
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I am going to give you the Riot Skates
credit card.
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Now I'm trusting you with this.
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So spend it wisely.
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All right?
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Don't mess this up.
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Kitty, we're going to make the most
awesome, greatest skate video ever!
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Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.
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Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone should be listening to
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us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.
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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza.
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And then what? Like nothing ever
happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.
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We'll get a pizza.
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And hope that no one overheard us
talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.
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It's only Thursday.
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And by tomorrow, we'll have everything
just fine.
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Getting this credit card is a major game
changer.
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Everything we thought about making a
skate video, out the window. We now have
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think Hollywood movie big.
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Oh, tiny drinker.
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I got it.
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Put it on the card. Business expense,
you know.
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I got the tip out. Go ahead and get
yourself a big one.
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Something real nice. Real nice.
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Now. What can we do to kick this video
into gear? What do we need?
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Evil leprechauns. Action scenes.
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We need chases. Chases.
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Oh, evil leprechauns.
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Explosions. We need explosions.
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Oh, I got one.
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Evil leprechauns.
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Did you just say evil leprechauns? Come
on, bro. You know all the best villains
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are leprechauns. Okay, have you seen
Evil Leprechaun 10?
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. The guy, he had
the mini chainsaw.
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That's the best movie ever. Okay, okay.
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I'd be able to find everything we need
in this phone book.
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Here, you take this half, look for evil
leprechaun, and I'll look for
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pyrotechnic. Luther and I have come a
long way since making our first skate
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video.
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Anyway,
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we've hit the big time now.
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I can't believe we rented a sound stage.
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It's like we're making a real Hollywood
movie. Thanks to this piece of plastic,
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we are.
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There you go, my good man. Put it on the
credit card.
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Okay,
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what do we got here?
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We got the fan for the fake snow. We
have the lights, standard coffin, a
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camera, and last but not least, a
creative Hollywood -grade explosive.
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There's a whole lot of boom -boom in
here.
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Oh, you know I love the boom boom.
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Everybody and their stupid brother is
making a skate video.
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But not to worry, I got first place in
my butt pocket.
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I'm sure you can handle this off.
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Are you kidding?
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I'm a one -man film crew. I've got
everything you need. Lights, camera,
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mic.
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Hard -boiled egg.
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The secret to making a great skate video
is simple.
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Star power.
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And who's the biggest star in the world?
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Lady Lucy.
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Exactly. And she happens to be in town
this week singing the national anthem at
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the Gilroy Arena. You definitely want to
be in my skate video.
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Double die.
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Wait, how do you know she wants to?
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Oh, we like this.
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She writes me letters all the time.
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I'm her number one fan.
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Dear number one fan.
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This is the form letter everyone gets.
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I'm taking back my doy. Trust me.
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We are getting Lady Lucy.
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The doy stay.
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How's it feel?
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Great.
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Totally felt dead.
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Are you the food pickers making the
skate video?
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Yeah, we're them.
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We know you. You're the elf dude from
the mall.
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What I do at Christmas is my own
business, you doorknob.
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Now, you want the full leprechaun
package?
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Full leprechaun package.
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Otherwise, you pay as you go.
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Evil leprechaun laugh.
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That's 50 bucks.
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Me running?
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75.
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Boxing a kangaroo.
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250. Great, we'll take everything but
the kangaroo fight.
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Oh, come on, bro. It's a kangaroo.
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While you two geniuses figure it out,
I'll be taking a paid coffee break.
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We're so gallantly streaming.
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And the rocket's red glare, the bombs
bursting in air.
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It's okay. I'm Lady Lucy's backup
singer.
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What makes you two lunatics think I want
to be in your pathetic little video?
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I'm worth over a billion dollars and I
don't even know you. Security!
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What's up with that?
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Last minute purchase. I thought, since
we're doing an action scape flick, I'd
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sort of a James Bond thing.
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Huh. What's going on here?
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I'm a leprechaun hunter.
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Bought it at the leprechaun hunting
store.
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Oh, the one on second?
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No, the one on Lincoln.
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So, you don't think it's going to be
kind of confusing unless we're in
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costumes? Oh, no.
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Audiences totally get stuff now. You can
put any junk in a movie and they'll get
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it.
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What the?
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You got the tux, guy.
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It's a bozo with a dumb hat. It's
confusing.
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We can talk about our awesome costumes
later. We have a lot of work to do
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people. We have to shoot a lot of stuff.
Now, remember, this is the scene right
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after we got out of the helicopter fall,
right? And we're just about to spot the
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evil leprechaun. That's where you come
in. No kidding, butt rake. Okay,
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everybody, let's get going. We have a
lot to do, a lot to do, a lot of energy.
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All right, you ready, Otis?
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Rolling. And action.
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Bro, I wanted to say that.
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Here we go.
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And action!
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Gotcha, suckers!
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That hurts for real! Cut! Cut!
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Cut!
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And action! So, just like any good
Hollywood scary movie, we had our evil
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leprechaun fight scenes, a mountaintop
ski chase, and most important, our big
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special effects stocking.
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All right, bro, this is it.
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Make special effects, John.
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The pops. Thanks for letting us use your
shack.
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Yeah, we'll take good care of it, bro.
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Handling Hollywood -grade explosives is
serious business.
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That's why I used the Rise Gates credit
card and got a certified special effects
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guy. Because you never want to have too
much.
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Okay, handling Hollywood -grade
explosives is a serious business.
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That's why I got the Rise Gates credit
card and got a certified special effects
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guy.
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Thanks, Bill.
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Never want to add too much.
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All right, let's get the explosions out
of the shack and let's get this special
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effects shot going.
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Guys, look, I know we're all stoked
about the video, but give me a break.
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I just got off the phone with the credit
card company. They say you got like a
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million charges.
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Hey, relax.
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It's all going to be worth it. Just wait
till you see the final shack jump. I
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mean, there's going to be fireworks
everywhere.
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All right, Luz, let's go do a safety
check inside the shack one more time.
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Safety first, people. Stand back. Stand
back.
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Stand back. Safety first.
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Safety first.
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Okay.
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It's kind of dark in here. Luth, hit
that switch.
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I can't find it. Where's... Oh, here it
is.
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There's nothing to be alarmed about. It
was just one little mishap. I'm
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officially shutting down this
production.
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Give me the credit card.
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Oh, no. Goodbye, little buddy.
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Give it. Give me that.
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Give it. Give it. Give it.
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Eddie,
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just don't wig out. We got a bunch of
amazing footage. We'll put it together
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tonight. Trust me, this video is going
to knock your socks off.
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Yeah, well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Oh, hey, Pop.
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not giving up. Just gotta find Lady Lucy
before she leaves town.
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Uh, may I respectfully say something,
Kojo? You're not an ever -one fan!
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Are you done?
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Almost. She doesn't love you, man. She
thinks you're a fool. And I'll drop
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blisters on my... Now I'm done. You're
right, Ozzie. She doesn't care about
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Kojo. But that doesn't matter.
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She's gonna be in my skating video.
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Whether she likes it or not.
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I like where this is going.
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Okay,
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guys.
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I got your tech.
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Eddie, I know you have your doubts about
us right now, but here it is.
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The DVD that's going to win us first
place at the International Skate Video
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Award. Yeah? Well, you better wow me.
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Drop it. Okay. I've got to wow you. You
just be ready.
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Ready.
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Skeetard.
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Starring Zeke Falcone.
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And Luther Waffle.
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With special guest Martin Van Pelt as
the evil leprechaun. That's too bad,
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Oh, we're geniuses. I can taste the
trophy.
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Did you notice anything missing from
this skateboarding video?
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Oh, we should have got the boxing
kangaroos. No!
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I'm talking about the skateboarding.
Because all I'm seeing is a bunch of
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goofballs popping out of coffins.
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He was right.
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I guess we got so caught up trying to
make this big Hollywood video that we
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of forgot about the skating.
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Guys, the deadline for the video awards
is tomorrow.
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I can't submit this.
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It's terrible.
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It's garbage.
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You understand?
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You cost Riot Skates a small fortune.
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Bad.
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Bad.
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Sorry. Luz, don't cry.
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How do you know her limo will take this
alley to the airport?
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Trust me, I know everything about Lady
Lucy. She hates freeways, loves llamas,
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and dislikes cold toilet seats.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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there she is. Get in the position.
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Ah!
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I don't have time for emergencies. I'm a
celebrity.
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I know, but there is a llama giving
birth down the street, and the baby's
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is getting all scrunchy like this.
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Oh, no, a llama.
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Celebrities love llamas.
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Where? That way.
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Move your celebrity buns.
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Call them back.
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Call my agent. It's a photo op.
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Now, relax your shoulders like you're
skating.
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What? Huh?
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Oh, no, you're that awful kid I hate.
You've got some nerve. Now move it.
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Thanks, Lady Lucy.
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I'm coming.
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Cut. Got it.
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With a little trick photography, it's in
the bag.
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Bodacious.
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Well, we can kiss that skate video award
goodbye.
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I don't get it.
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Making a skate video used to be so much
fun.
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Simple. Yeah, it actually had skating in
them.
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You're right.
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I have an idea.
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We have six hours. That's easily enough
time to make an old school skate video.
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Let's crush it. And we don't need
explosions or fake snow or an evil
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We don't need anything. Let's do it.
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I'm going to need our boards. Yeah,
probably.
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All right, Coach O. You're going to film
just my legs while I skate in these
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crazy Lady Lucy shoes.
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Man, how do female ladies walk in those
things?
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Well, they're actually kind of comfy.
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Action!
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This time, we never skated so hard and
had so
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much fun.
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In the end, we finished our skate video
just in the nick of time.
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Welcome! To the 25th Annual
International Skate Video Award.
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There we were, competing against some of
the best skaters
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in the world. Two Brazilian dudes, a
Canadian.
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And Gojo.
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Whatever, it was still an honor.
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Give it up for Pierre Luke, skating the
cliff.
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is Cornelius Jonesworth with special
guest, Lady Lucy, a skate duet.
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And directed by Sir Ozzie Kephart.
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Yeah!
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Dude, you're wearing short shorts?
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When you got sweet knees, why hide the
goods?
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Look.
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I directed this.
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No biggie. Really biggie, actually.
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Oh, sorry. Your hair's in my mouth.
Sorry.
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Sorry about that.
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Call my agent. It's a photo op.
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You're the kiddo. You got some moves.
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Thanks, Lady Lucy.
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I'm coming, Mama.
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Ah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Give it up for me.
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Yeah.
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And me.
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And our last video of the evening, Vegan
Luther with Old School.
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Woo.
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Concrete. You bet, bro.
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That's all you really want.
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Whoa!
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Beautiful, man.
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Beautiful. Oh, yeah.
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Good job. Are you sweating or crying?
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Both. A little bit. Both.
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And this year's winner of the
International State Video Awards is...
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Beautiful, Angela.
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Prettiest thing I've ever seen.
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Hey, Martin.
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Just here to congratulate us on winning
the award, huh?
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No, I'm here for something else.
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What's that?
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Your credit card was declined!
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Well, it really is an evil leprechaun.
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