Original subtitles

Oh, bro, I'm tricking your crib out?

All the ladies are going to love you.

Yeah, go, bacon.

Up.

Luce. Keep it down. They're talking about Tempe. Tempe Pavilion. In just

days, the world's top skaters will be battling in the ninth annual Tempe Skate

Invitational. Oh, mama. Come on. When are we going to get invited to skate

Tempe? The man in the beach.

three -time overall champion, C .J. Stone.

And this year, two new upstarts have been invited to the competition.

No one cares, Sal.

Okay, what about these two upstarts? They hail from the small town of Gilroy,

California. So what? We hail from Gilroy, too.

Their names?

Zeke Falcone and Luther Waffle.

Oh, boo!

Where's Zeke and Luther?

What the heck? That doesn't make sense. They didn't even send us an invite.

Unless... Luke?

Oh, come on, bro. Okay, I think I'd recognize an invitation to the Tempe

We're

going to the Tempe! We're going to the Tempe! Yeah!

Woo!

Oh, yeah!

Wait, don't tell me... Dude, you won't believe what ha...

No, maybe. Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be

listening to us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

This will act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one overhears us talking. Calm down. Because I'm a

It's only Thursday.

If I can follow, we'll have everything just fine.

So we did it. We finally made it to the big time, the Tempe Invitational. I'll

be skating in the overall competition.

I'll be ripping it up in the best tricks event. My specialty.

We're leaving tomorrow and we have a million things to do and a ton of things

pack. But only the important stuff.

Two emergency donut travelers to go? On the house. We're all rooting for you

guys. Thank you.

There they are.

Local boys make good.

Mr. Gilroy.

In the flesh.

Here's the deal with Harrison Gilroy. His family founded our town way back in

the day, so he's like royalty around here. He's like our queen of England,

prince of Wales, our king of Kong.

You boys going to Tempe has made us the proudest little town in California. When

do you leave?

Right in case you got us bus tickets. We leave tomorrow.

Bus? Well, that won't do. You're local heroes.

You leave it to me. I'll make sure you get to Tempe in style.

Blanche? Tempe, dial.

Get on it.

Oh, I can't look.

Ozzie's nose smooching with more than luck.

Oh, I need my barf bucket.

Oh, excuse me, darling. I just noticed a few of my chums are here.

Don't keep this nose waiting.

Oh, back in a twinkle.

Guys, you've got to help me. I can't stand that girl. I mean, she is mega

but she is mean.

I'll ask you, what are you talking about? You were all over her.

No, I said no.

You've got to help me break up with her.

Okay, we're kind of busy, but good luck with that.

Ozzie! Here, now!

Yes, princess?

DJ Stone, everyone.

Oh, dude's a monster.

I would not want to compete against him.

Well, I am.

Oh, that spanks.

Thanks, everybody.

Well, it's the least we can do for the pride of Gilroy.

A bedroom.

I'd like to thank you for all you've done for our small town.

Guys, we rehearsed this. Save it for the end.

Anyway, boys, you can take this RV to Tempe. And Zeke, since you're skating in

the main event, we'd be honored if you'd win it for Gilroy.

Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.

Did you say win it? Of course, we're all counting on you, son.

And if you don't win it, well, it'll be like the entire town fails.

Wow!

Okay, it's kind of a lot of pressure to bring home the gold.

Give me a break. C .J. Stone is one of the greatest skaters in the world. I

can't compete with that.

Bro, you're Zeke Falcone.

Okay, you're the greatest skater in Gilroy.

I have won every single skate contest in Gilroy, which makes me a big fish in a

little pond.

Unfortunately, Tempe is an ocean filled with hungry sharks.

And guess what that makes me?

Lunch! Lunch.

Wait, what?

Lunch! Bacon's hungry!

What's that?

What, some corn slop?

Okay, all right, okay, you know I don't have jelly beans.

Huh, what's that?

Oh, thank you, wants to drive after lunch.

All right, a quick lunch, and then back on the road.

Roger that.

I think I'm going to take my first car shower.

Hey, there. I'll take a sandwich, too.

Ozzie, what are you doing here?

I had to get away from Martha. She terrifies me. So you hid in here.

And what did you do with all our clothes?

Fear not. I carefully placed them in that glass cabinet. You threw all our

clothes out the window?

Oh, I thought that cabinet was rather drafty.

I'll talk to y 'all later.

The open road.

No Martha.

Well, yeah, it tastes like freedom.

Hey, how's, what's that?

Gotcha. It's an anklet. A gift from Martha.

It's cheap, probably not even real gold.

I don't think it's even a real anklet. Huh? You see that flashing red light on

the side?

That's a tracking device.

So Martha knows where I am.

No! She's going to hunt me down like a six -foot turkey!

All right, guys.

Bacon's getting carsick.

Okay, Bacon. All right, if you've got to do a little barf -y barf, just do it in

the bucket, okay?

All right, okay, you're all right, huh? No, I'm okay.

Okay, keep it in the bucket. Keep it in the bucket.

We gotta pull over and empty this thing out before it spills.

Hey, what's that?

Oh, it's a speed bump.

I think you look dashing.

Up top.

I look like a freaking joke. I can't believe you threw our clothes out the

window.

He, on the other hand, looks like a dork.

Not everyone can pull off the look.

Okay. Clothes are in the washer. Let's hit the road.

Bacon?

Bacon? Bacon?

Where'd he go?

Here, Peggy.

Answer us, you stupid sow!

Don't let the door... Shut.

It's locked.

We're locked out. Hey, there he is. He's in the front seat.

Bacon!

Okay, open the door, buddy. Just hit that button.

Not the horn.

Okay, now he's just messing with us.

You know what? There's an RV over there. I'll go see if they have anything to

pry open the door with.

What's up?

No way.

CJ Stone?

I'm a huge fan.

I saw you compete in Vegas.

My board split in two.

Still won. It was awesome.

I'm Zeke Falcone. I'm actually competing against you in Tempe.

Really? Because you kind of look like a total butthead loser.

Nah, just kidding.

You look great, bro.

Guys,

this is Steve Falcon. So seriously, you're a pro skater? Not that I'm

you, because you definitely look like one. Yeah, I'm with Riot Skates. I've

a few contests.

I've won the Central Coast Jam.

It's in Gilroy.

Great town, really cool people.

Yay, sirs! We got the pickets, huh? Open the door.

Bacon saves our bacon. Our bacon saves our bacon.

Our bacon saves our bacon.

Our bacon.

All righty then, Steve Falcon of Gilville.

See you in Tempe.

So, was I embarrassed meeting C .J. Stone for the first time?

Totally. But was I going to let it affect me in the competition?

Come on. I'm Steve Falcon.

Falcone.

Whatever. We just had to haul buns to get there.

Oh, mama.

Here we are at the Tempe Gate Invitational with the best gators in the

The invincible C .J. Stone is about to drop in for his first run of the

competition.

C .J.

Stone with an incredible run.

Let's see what the judges have to say.

Jackpot! Monster numbers for C .J. Stone.

Next up, rookie skater Zeke Falcone.

Oh, right.

Look, you got this, bro.

The Prada Gilroy, remember?

Right.

Hey, look who it is.

Tank top Steve.

Let's see what you got.

It's Zeke!

You know, you don't have to watch me, man.

You got some interviews or autographs to sign?

I'm good, man.

Bathroom break?

I want to see this.

Okay.

Oh,

a nice clean run.

Let's just take a deep breath and talk this out, okay?

I have an idea. Let's close our eyes, take each other's hands, and let's

with our hearts.

Okay, fine. It's just that sometimes I feel like you're trying to run away from

me.

place. Not a great start.

But hey, I bet you got a plan for winning this thing.

My plan for winning is, uh, is, uh... Zeke, it's starting to break

up. Uh, yeah, we're having a freak storm going on here.

Uh, it's raining pretty hard, too.

Gotta go.

Joe Fiddlesticks, we lost him.

What's wrong, little buddy?

Why, are you depressed?

Come on, poor little... Will Parker snap out of it?

This stinks.

Hotel Gilroy is counting on me to bring home the gold, and I'm going to let him

down.

Competing against CJ has got me all wigged out.

Because you're treating him like he's one of the greatest skaters in the

He is.

But he's a regular guy, all right? He puts his pants on one leg at a time,

like I do.

trick event. Up next, Luther Waffle.

Actually, C .J.'s acting like his old self, too.

A spectacular final run for C .J. Stone.

Looks like C .J. Stone's got this one in the bag. Just one more competitor, Nick

Falcone. Look at his nose.

That's when it hit me.

The guy was the toughest skater around. I mean, the dude had skated with broken

bones. But here he was, scared of a little pig.

Maybe CJ wasn't this unbeatable skating machine.

Maybe I still have a chance.

Okay, Martha, there's something I've got to tell you. No, no, stop. Okay,

there's something I have to tell you first.

What's that?

I am breaking up with you.

You're breaking up with me?

You're too whiny.

Whiny!

See ya.

Move! Just come back! Please!

Coming up next, in last place, Zeke Falcone.

This is Zeke Falcone's final chance to show us what he's got.

I've won, but will it be enough for the gold?

It wasn't enough.

I knew if I was going to bring home the gold to Gilroy, I needed something big.

Fortunately, I had something big. A move so big, I hadn't even named it yet.

We need a perfect score to win. Will history be made in temple?

He did it!

Huge upset!

The rookie from Gilroy wins!

La la puta!

He's right here!

He's right here!

In the end, Luther and I did what we came to do.

Prove that we can hang with the best skaters in the world.

Whatever. I've seen better.

You're kidding, Brock.

Gotta give the rookie a hard time, but you stepped up.

Nice job, Steve Falcone.

More than anything, we were proud to bring back the medals to a little place

call home.

Ahem! Ahem! Ahem!

You boys have made Gilroy the proudest little city.

Well, congratulations!

Woo! Yeah!

Two glazed and two jelly filled.

Oh, wait, I gotta ask what Bacon wants. Look, we're not gonna go all the way

back home. No!

Got him on video chat.

Hey, Bacon!

What do you want?

No, no, it's the donut shop. They don't sell tacos.

Okay, fine.

All right, a maple bar. Luke, you know that's really weird, right? Yeah, I

He never eats maple bars on the weekend.

Can I get one more to go, please? Maple bar?