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When you're a skater, anything can
become something to grind on.
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Even our truck.
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Come on, bro!
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Yeah, come on!
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Yeah!
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Oh, sorry we grinded your face off, Mr.
Rail, but we had to do it.
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You know what I could go for right about
now, Liz?
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Cheese smoothies.
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Coming right up, bro.
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That's some tasty drinking cheese, my
friend.
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It's even tastier on the rebound.
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Nice set of wheels you got there, Carl.
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Top of the line.
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550 horsepower, chrome wheels, and a
built -in cup to soak my dentures.
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Now, you boys think you can do me a
favor, take care of this baby while I go
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inside and get these bad boys resized?
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You think you hamheads can handle that?
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Come on, I got you, you old geezer. Even
though you're bald like a coconut,
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we're still family.
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Don't worry, Zeke. I'll take care of
this.
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You're a bad man, Zeke! Okay? A bad, bad
man!
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Look what you did!
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I'm sorry.
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Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.
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Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone could be listening to us.
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Wait, don't tell me. Not again.
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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza.
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I told you bird brains not to touch my
scooter.
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Carl, to be honest, the thing had way
too much pep for you. It was probably a
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matter of time before you got into a
wreck. We saved a life.
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You're welcome.
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So now we're going to get on out of
here.
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Oh, no, you don't. I'm not going to let
you off the hook this time.
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You're going to pay me back every last
buck.
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3 ,000 of them. 3 ,000?
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Yeah, you heard me.
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Carl, we're sponsored skaters. I'm sure
we have the money.
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All right, bro. Let's go to the secret
money stash.
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A little privacy, please.
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Bro, this easily got to be three grand.
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That's right.
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That is where we hide our secret toilet
paper stash. Bro, we're broke.
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Yeah, we probably shouldn't have spent
all that money on Frederick.
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Frederick is our professional tickler.
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Not now, Frederick, okay? We're not in
the mood.
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Since you don't have the money, you're
going to pay me back the old -fashioned
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way with hard work and elbow grease.
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I want this place cleaned, organized,
and looking spiffier than a Dutch
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Carl, that's going to take forever.
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It will if you stand around bellyaching.
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Now get to work.
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What? I had to borrow your Nana's lady
wheels until I get my ride back.
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Now get out of my way.
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Who knew Carl was such a pack rat?
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He can't throw anything away.
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It's like, who saves a mannequin butt?
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Well, you know.
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Kirky.
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liver on a stick bro i think your gramps
is an old -time food trucker liver on a
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stick my gut's making a puke just
thinking about it hey liver on a stick
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step right up it's liver on a stick
enjoy kiddos it's still a cool truck
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like driving a kitchen
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bro i think i got it What if we could
get Carl to loan us the truck? I mean,
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you imagine how much cash we could make
driving around selling food out of here?
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We could pay him back in no time.
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What would we sell?
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It would have to be something guys like
us would want to eat.
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Or drink.
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Or drink.
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But what?
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Carl, we can tell what's in your hand
right now.
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Mannequin butt?
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No, other hand. The cheese smoothies.
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Cheese smoothies? Yep. You boys really
share one brain, don't you?
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Nope. We each have our very own brain.
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Trust us, Carl. Kids are going to love
these cheese smoothies. Luther's got
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a million recipes for them. We're going
to make a fortune.
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And the more money we make, the sooner
we can get you your scooter back.
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Well, I do miss my scooter, but food
trucking is a cutthroat business.
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Otherwise, I'd still be doing it. Yeah,
well, no offense, but maybe you tanked
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because you were selling liver on a
stick.
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My liver was a hit.
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No, my problem was another food trucker.
A few years back, I was run out of
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business by a no -good punk who sold
onion rings.
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Johnny Ray King.
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Well, we're sorry that that happened,
Carl, but he kind of let us give it a
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shot. You got nothing to lose.
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Okay, fine.
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Come here, you big galoot.
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Bro, we just got ourselves a cheese
truck. Now all we need is the cheese.
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No, don't worry. I got a cheese guy.
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You have a cheese guy?
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Yeah, you don't eat as much cheese as me
and not have a cheese guy.
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You're a funny guy.
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this place, bro. It seems pretty shady,
especially for buying cheese.
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Look, I got this.
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Fine.
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New deal.
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When did you learn Chinese?
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I only know Chinese when I'm buying
cheese.
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He always falls.
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Fine, fine. Take the cheese.
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Step right up if you're thirsty for
cheese. which i know you are step right
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cheese smoothies cheese smoothies that's
the worst idea i've ever heard oh yeah
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well if you don't love it we'll give you
your money back
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don't
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forget your pre -flavor boost it was me
i picked the gummy fish
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Hmm, nice legs.
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Hmm, nice cheddar bouquet.
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Oh, baby!
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It's like a million angels dancing
around in my mouth!
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Too bad you're on the king's turf.
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And on cue, Johnny Ray Onion pulled up.
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Same guy who put Luther's grandpa out of
business years before.
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By the look on his face, he wanted to
take us out, too.
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Wow, guy really takes his onion
seriously.
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Johnny Ray Onion.
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Onion Ray Onion.
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That face suit's fancy.
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Face suit?
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That is his state -of -the -art onion
-cutting suit. So the man doesn't cry.
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He's onion royalty.
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Well, well.
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Looks like I got me a food trucking
competition, don't I? Look, Mr. King,
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just trying to make a few bucks. I'm
sure there's plenty of customers for all
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us. Is that so? Yeah, that's so -so.
Well, good luck to you, boy.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go
cut the onion.
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Yeah, well, we gotta go cut the cheese!
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Couple hours of work and we've already
made 180 bucks.
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And we conquered butt face.
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Weak! Hey!
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Great job today, guys.
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Didn't know you had it in you.
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Huh. This is not such a bad guy after
all.
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payback call in no time the cheese truck
best idea we've ever had
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bro the brakes are all mushy
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and the steering doesn't work
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this was the way I was going to bite it,
flying down the parking lot in a cheese
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truck.
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Watch out!
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Hold on!
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That was close.
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Here's your problem, boys.
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Somebody shoved an onion in your intake
manifold.
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This was no accident.
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So it was an accident.
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Exactly. What a bus waxer. What was I
thinking?
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I should never have given you the truck
in the first place. The kings have
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always had it out for the waffles.
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They even had it out for me, and I just
married into the family.
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What are you talking about?
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I'll show you.
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The kings have been a royal pain in the
butt to the waffles since 1926.
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I'm going to show you how it all started
with one of your nana's old home
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movies. Oh, hang on.
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It isn't 3D, you bird brain.
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Step right up, get your cheese waffles.
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Only waffles in town with cheese on
them.
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Hey there, sir. I'll take one.
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Coming right up.
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Wow, that's a mighty high -pollutant
contraption you wrote up on. Thank you
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much. I made it myself.
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It's just a couple of wheels and a piece
of wood. I'm calling it Horseless
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Rolling Forge.
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Evening, kind sirs. I'm J .R. King.
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I'm a small onion concern across the
way.
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I'm in need of some horse manure.
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And I wondered if you could spare a
bucket.
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Sure thing, David.
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You got a bucket right here.
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Sorry about your waffles.
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What a car whacker.
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Well, that's Spanx.
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So do you think we'll ever beat a king?
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Not a chance, kid.
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So I don't want you boys fighting him.
It isn't safe.
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As a matter of fact, I'll just walk.
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Luther, you can't just give up. I don't
care what happened in the past. We can
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beat this guy.
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No, we can't.
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Okay, it's hopeless.
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You don't understand.
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You're not a waffle.
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I've never seen Luther give up like
this.
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It doesn't seem right.
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Hello, Luther.
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Heard you boys had a little problem with
your truck.
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Yeah.
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Wouldn't know nothing about it, but
you're welcome.
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Look, Johnny, I'm a Waffles.
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Okay, I have no business trying to
compete with you. So I gave up on the
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truck. Right, but I have to pay my
grandpa back. So I was wondering if I
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work for you.
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You're serious?
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God help me, bro.
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I love it.
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Nothing better than a waffles on his
knees begging to the king.
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You know what?
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Okay. I'll give you a job.
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Really? Sure.
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Be in my truck first thing in the
morning.
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Ready to work.
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Thank you, Johnny.
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Yep, that whole thing about Luth giving
up was a trick.
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We had Johnny just where we wanted him.
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Well, kid, you finally got your taste of
the big time.
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Yeah, I'll give you a taste.
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What's that?
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Paste. Paste. I said paste.
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Toothpaste. Got any?
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I'm going to cut some onions.
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You clean.
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Just try not to waffles it up.
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What does that mean?
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You know.
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To waffles?
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To mess up so bad you wish you'd never
been born?
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Why'd you knuckleheads get me down here?
Hold on to your dentures, Carl.
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We're going to make a new home video
that we can add to the Waffle
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I think you should start rolling on
this.
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What did you do?
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Is that cheese?
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I felt like I had to say something.
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Don't look, baby.
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There's cheesy carnage everywhere.
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What happened?
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The king just got lost.
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The payback on Johnny worked perfectly.
The guy totally learned his lesson about
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playing dirty. Oh, how about that, uh,
waffles made the onion king cry?
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Best part is, we invented a tasty new
snack.
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Cheesy onion rings.
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Creamy?
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Crunchy? Oh, baby!
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My taste buds are going weedy whack!
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And thanks for these cheesy beauties.
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You made enough money to get Carl's
scooter fixed.
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As for the truck, turn it back over to
Carl.
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And as for Johnny, Carl bought him out.
But he wasn't nice enough to give Johnny
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a job. Hurry up with them rings, King.
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Right away, Carl.
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Okay,
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fine! Take bacon, bitch!
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