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Happy fourth birthday, bro.

It's true. This really is Luther's fourth birthday. See, Luther was born on

February 29th, which only happens every four years. It's complicated, so to help

explain, I invited Larry the Leapfrog.

Whoa,

that was weird.

His website looked cool. Anyway, the point is that Luther doesn't get many

birthdays, which is a bank, so he has to cram as much birthday stuff in as

possible.

Slow down, Luther.

I need to get to my present.

CD?

Possum zombie knife?

Whatever this square thing is?

Gate wheels?

Of course.

No money.

Thanks, guys. Can I get more ice cream, please?

Thank you.

Slow down, Luke.

Don't worry, everyone. He does this every birthday.

I love it.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow, we'll have everything just fine.

Are we there yet? This blindfold is making my eyes sweat.

See, the blindfold was your idea. You can take it off any time you want. Yeah,

but I like surprises.

Popcorn kernels? Cooking oil?

An abandoned car? Is this what I think it is?

Happy birthday, bro.

Hey. Little known fact about Luther, he loves making popcorn.

I think it's all the tiny explosions.

And since it's his fourth birthday, I thought I'd get him something that he'd

always wanted.

Car popcorn.

Think

it's

really gonna work?

Oh, yeah. It's supposed to be over 100 today. It's going to be twice as hot in

the car.

Let the popping begin.

It's working.

Wow, it's really popping.

We have a disturbance.

Send the whole unit.

Randy's taking a nap. Well, wake him up!

Mother of corn!

Hey!

Oh, it's you two.

Waffle, stop eating the evidence.

What are you talking about?

That's what I'm talking about.

We'll deal with this later.

Looks like we got a 98 -B on our hands.

Popping corn in an abandoned car.

Somebody is in deep gravy.

And that someone is me.

Unless I can figure out who did this.

You guys got any ideas?

Yeah, it was John McSmith Bergesenberg.

Actually, Dingle, it was us.

What are you doing?

Luth, we're not kids anymore.

If you mess up, you gotta man up.

Why man up when you can weenie down?

All right.

I need to see both your repeat offender cards now. I'll deal with this John

McSmith Bergersenberg later.

Well, well, well.

It's like both your cards are just about full.

You don't want to end up doing hard time like Butch over here is gonna do.

Hey, what'd he do?

Jaywalking. But his repeat offender card was full.

Well, if our cars aren't full yet, does that mean we can go? No. You two gotta

pay for what you did.

Come on, we're taking a trip to the south side.

Oh, check it.

Meet the South Gilroy Slug.

The most unruly group of misfits to ever set foot on the court.

You got cheesy fingers, Malloy.

A .K .A. The Poker.

Shelly the Shoe Bandit.

Hey!

Get those back!

Here.

Wait, why is he wearing a diaper?

Just to tick people off.

And finally...

Their leader, Skunk Wetzel.

Oh, Captain Dingus.

Hey, that's Deputy Dingus.

I mean, Dingle.

So what did this freak parade have to do with us?

You're their new coach.

Wait, why us? We don't even know anything about coaching basketball.

Well, if you don't do it, you're going to know a little something about liquid

meat.

Which is...

All you're going to get to eat in jail.

They're all yours.

What's up, little buddy?

Watch the hog, dill face.

I'm just going to suck eggs.

Well, we're stuck here, so we might as well make the best of it.

All right, everyone, bring it in.

Save your breath, pal.

We stink at basketball.

We've never won a game.

That doesn't mean we can't try and have some fun.

What do you guys usually do for practice?

Chug the ball, pigeon.

Almost hit him.

Hey!

Hey, give me back my shoe.

No one messes with Luther Waffles, okay?

Hey, I'll poke you!

First, the plugs seem like a pretty sorry bunch.

Hey, how do you whistle like that? You gotta relax your lips.

But then I thought maybe all they need is a little guidance.

Whoa.

That was weird.

So, there are a few ways to shoot a free throw.

Got your set shot.

Or the underarm.

You look like McGregor.

Oh, well, that doesn't do it for you. You can always try something like this.

I guess that didn't stink too bad.

So why don't you guys do some layups?

You're the coach.

Layup.

Okay,

I

know we only had one practice, but those little slugs are getting better.

Sort of. I mean, they're having fun, and that's really what matters. Yeah.

See how much fun they have when they get their buns kicked by North Gilroy

sharks. How do you know we're going to lose?

Bro, sharks eat slugs, okay? It's a known fact.

What? Science.

You think we're still going to win?

The sharks are looking really good.

Oh, great.

We're going to get creamed.

No, we're not.

Everyone listen.

I know that the Sharks have won every game, and we've only had 45 minutes of

solid practice.

But I've seen enough sports moves to know that when a rag -tag group of

works together as a team, miracles can happen.

Now let's do this. Hands in. On the count of three.

One, two, three.

Slug!

That's halftime! Sharks 36, slugs... Zero!

This is way... That's a technical.

You need to grow up, Waffles.

Need I remind you, you only have one punch left on your repeat offender card.

You can still end up like him.

We won't finish your power toast. We still have another half.

Yeah, we're still waiting for that miracle.

Miracle has arrived!

Woo!

Uh, Ruth, what are you doing?

Hey, what's going on here?

Section 304B of the Yellow County Junior Basketball Rulebook. It states that any

player is eligible to play until his or her ninth birthday. What's your point,

Waffles? Well, see, sir, I was born on a leap year, so I've only had four

birthdays.

It's a known fact.

Science. Waffles is right.

He found a perfectly legitimate loophole.

Yeah, Luke, I thought... Game on!

Let's do this!

Well, at least we won our first game, right?

But it was still no fun. Thanks to that Jill face.

Whoa! Yeah!

MVP!

MVP!

MVP!

Whoa! Yeah!

That's right. Okay, it's Team MVP.

Okay, 37 points, 20 rebounds, 12 blocks, and not a single assist. I swear you

guys should have been there.

Put that thing away. You beat a bunch of eight -year -olds for it. Well,

technically, I'm four, so they were twice my age.

Sign. Whatever.

Let's just get a skate in. Come on.

Actually, I can't. I just remembered I have to go see my dentist.

On a Sunday?

Yeah, it's not an appointment or anything. We're just going to have

All right, that was a lie. I had lunch with my dentist last week.

You see, the truth is that I kind of like being the world's biggest

I mean, before now, I always hated that I was born on a leap year. But now it's

all changed.

I'm gonna be the most dominant four -year -old ever.

MVP!

Those are a lot of trophies for beating up eight -year -olds. I think it's time

to move on because you're acting like a child. I am not.

Hey, Liv, here's your kid's meal. Oh, thanks.

Hey, is this supposed to be a toy car?

Oh, yeah, that's right. Here you go.

Thank you so much.

Okay,

fine, you got me, all right? But for the first time in my life, I've found

something cool about being born on a leap year.

All right? It's not a big deal.

Hey, skunk.

What's up with the bandage? Why don't you ask the stinking peewee wrestling

champ here?

Look, I'm sorry about the pile driver, okay? I'll give you my toy car when I'm

done with it. Wow.

The only reason you're beating us, kids, is because you're so much bigger.

Bigger and awesomer.

Oh, yeah?

How's about we throw down in something where size doesn't matter?

Shopping cart duel.

Shopping cart drills are how scores are settled in Gilroy. Two cards start at

the top of Hamburger Hill.

What? A beat can't be settled with a heart -to -heart. You gotta race your

in a shopping cart.

No, no, no. How did you get in here?

Sorry about that. Kicking me out is very rude. I don't like your attitude.

Man, that guy just doesn't know how to take a hint.

Yeah?

He said noon, you knucklehead.

Bro,

what are you doing? You know kart racing is banned from the city. And you only

have one strike left with Dingle. Bro, don't worry.

Okay, we're not going to get caught.

It's not about that, Luth. We're professional skateboarders now. You're

against a little kid. People are going to think you're a joke.

Not if I really cream him.

Especially if you really cream him. Bro, trust me on this. You've got to call

this thing off.

Okay, no excuses.

It's time to man up.

Okay.

I will.

No excuses.

No excuses!

Hey, Skunk!

You know, I was looking forward to kicking your buns in that cart duel, but

you can see...

I've had a broom accident.

That's a fake broom. If it was real, she would be toast.

No. Okay, doctor said it was a miracle. Just missed my vitals. Just can't cart

race, that's all, so I'll be leaving.

Hey, everyone, this overgrown four -year -old is weaning out.

No, I'm not weaning out, guys.

Weaning! Come on!

You can call me whatever you want, okay? Me?

Okay, Luth has a tendency to get carried away at times, but I'm glad he decided

to man up and call off the cart duel.

Don't mind me, bro. I just gotta borrow some stuff.

Hey, Luth, what are you doing? You called off the duel, right?

Look, I couldn't, okay? He called me a four -year -old weenie.

Thanks for the wheels, bro.

I really didn't think it would come to that.

My old dueling car.

Silver Lightning.

She's never lost her rage. I mean, I retired her years ago, but with Luther

acting like a complete scab picker, looks like she'll have to make one final

run.

Silver lightning?

What are you doing with Zeke's cart?

He gave it to me.

So you're helping Skunk?

That's a low blow.

It's called tough love, Luke. Skunk is just a kid.

You should have manned up when you had the chance.

Now that you didn't, Skunk's going to have to knock you down a peg. Yeah?

All right, we'll see about that.

That is a 94 -C.

Illegal cart dueling.

Someone's going to pay for this.

Let's go, skunk.

Wait, why me?

Because Waffles is only four. You're a lot older. You should know better.

When I saw Dingo putting cuffs on Skunk, one thought kept going through my head.

Why does he wear those goofy short pants?

Then another thought crossed my mind.

Zeke was right.

Skunk was just a kid.

Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, don't go, okay?

Look, this is my fault.

You taking a fall for this, Waffles?

You know, you only got one strike left.

Yeah, I know, but... Kunky's a good kid, okay? And it's time that I manned up.

Get ready to pay the piper.

Give me your card.

Glad you held on to this. It's the only record we keep of this stuff.

I was proud of my bro. He stepped up because it was the right thing to do.

Only problem was, he liked confessing so much.

And he dragged me down with him.

And then last year, we rigged the Miss Gilroy beauty pageant. And then, oh, and

then we built a treehouse without a permit.

You make me sick.

And then, oh, this one time, Zeke and I, we got an ostrich bite a pig. You

remember that, Zeke?

Is that illegal?

Yes, it is.

Oh. Oh, and then this one time, Zeke and I...

Well, boys, you've got a hard week of heavy highway trash duty ahead of you.

How are we supposed to pick up trash with these straitjackets on? You should

have thought of that before you decided to rig the Miss Gilroy, Pat.

Lesson, okay?

Now, since you guys did such a great job, let me give you all my trophies.

right. Oh, cool. I'm getting a big one.

Yeah.

Right? Right?

I kind of like that one.

What about that one?

I like that one. How about this one?

Cool.

Wow. Aren't you generous, Luke? I know.

Yeah, I'm looking to believe you.

Oh.