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Big news in Gilroy. Two awesome local
skaters were written up in Skater Today
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magazine. Wait, really?
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That's weird, because we were written up
in there, too.
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I was talking about us, Luke.
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Yeah, sure you were.
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Anyway, it was a big deal, so Luke went
ahead and framed the cover.
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Luke,
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why does the frame say, Dave and Judy
and eternal love?
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I got the frame for my mom's wedding.
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That works. So, since we've been racking
up so much hardware lately...
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We thought it deserved its own space.
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Behold, the wall of butt -kickery.
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Hey, fig licker! You forgot to pick me
up after my writing lesson!
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Oh. Was that today?
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I had to walk home three miles.
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Through the cemetery, around the
cannery, and past both dumps. Knock me
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can break your face.
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Don't worry.
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Shatterproof glass, steel -reinforced
door.
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This place is totally ginger -proof.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, you forgot one thing.
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I still have the garage door opener.
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Oh, no! The wall of my jiggery!
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Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.
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Told you it was Ginger Prince.
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Stop by anytime.
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Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.
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Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone could be listening to us.
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Wait, don't tell me. Not again.
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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza.
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We'll act like nothing ever happened.
Calm down. It's only Tuesday. We'll get
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pizza. And hope that no one over...
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Luke, who's that?
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We have a meeting with our skate rep in
three minutes.
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No good.
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No.
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And what's your brother Roy doing here?
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Oh, well, my parents went to the water
park for the day, so I got to watch Roy.
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He's got his mashed potatoes in his
video game, so he's fine. You've got an
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neck. Yeah, well, you're my brother, so
you've got the same ugly neck.
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Ha! Hey, Luke, just chill out, okay? We
can't look like Jack Nozzles in front of
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Eddie. Okay.
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What's shaking? It's the faces of riot
skates!
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What's up?
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What's up?
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Ew, his pits are leaking.
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Can it?
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Sorry, can't hear you. I don't speak
butt mouth.
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What's with the little kid in the cage
there?
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Supposed to be having a meeting. Yeah,
let's just ignore him and get our meat
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on. Okay, meat on!
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Now, I got some big news for you.
Remember how I told you I would get you
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on TV?
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Well, Skate TV saw your magazine spread
and they want you guys on one of their
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new shows.
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What?
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I got a meeting with you guys set up
with Desi McCarthy this afternoon. So I
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need you guys to make a good impression.
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Not a bad impression, but a good
impression.
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Don't blow it.
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Eddie, we're pros now. We'll be totally
chill.
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I'll give you a mashed potato fight.
Miss me, ugly Nick!
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It's on!
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Will is the kid for the meeting.
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What up, D &L?
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What's up, Desi? Come on in, guys. Come
on in. Take a seat.
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Listen, I am so psyched to finally meet
you guys. I'm seeing your names
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everywhere. You two can do no wrong.
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Sit on the lamp.
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Uh, well, Desi, we just have to say we
are huge fans of Skate TV.
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Rock on!
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Listen, I have a new show that you two
would be killer for. It's called Skate
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Crypt. We'll follow you to your
bedrooms, your favorite spots, all your
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hangouts. It is totes cool.
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Anyway, here's the question. You guys
have siblings, right? Because it would
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rock to have them on the show, too.
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But she wants Ginger and Roy on the
show?
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That's a bad idea. We're like sharks and
zebras, okay? We just don't get along.
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Which is why we had to shut this down
quick.
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Nope, no siblings. Not at all.
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Weird sauce. I thought you had a brother
and sister.
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Flying solo, Des.
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Yeah,
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it says right here, Ginger and Roy,
so... Oh, them.
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Them.
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Listen, we can't wait to get them on
camera and hear what they have to say
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you guys. I mean, they must, like, super
love you.
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This is unbelievable.
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Ginger and Roy are going to ruin our
shot at being on Skate TV. What are we
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going to do?
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I hate to say this, but we're going to
have to start doing some serious sucking
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up.
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Hey, Ginge.
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Let's bake some pies downstairs and have
space to bake an extra one.
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Blueberry, I don't know if you like...
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Wait. Blueberry is your favorite.
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What's in here? A rat trap?
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What's your angle?
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Angle? What kind of brother do you think
I am? Just enjoy your pie.
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Okay, you're not buying it. So some
Skate TV people are coming down
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It's not a big deal. They may ask a few
questions about me. But to help you out,
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I wrote up a few things for you to say.
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I have several heroes.
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Gandhi. Lincoln.
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And my brother, Zeke.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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I'm not reading this garbage.
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Beat it.
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Oh, and by the way, this just happened.
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Ginger?
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Yeah. How do you think with Roy go?
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Well, my bribe, it really didn't work.
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Hey, Roy, buddy!
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Get lost!
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Oh, come on, Roy. Can you put the video
game down for a second?
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Get lost!
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You're funny. Okay.
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Give me the controller.
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Do not mess with that kid's video games,
okay? He gets
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freaky strong.
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We're hosed.
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Ron and Ginger are going to make us look
like idiots on national TV.
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Too bad we can't pick our own brother
and sister.
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Maybe we can, Luth.
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Maybe we can.
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Where is everybody?
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We put up flyers all over town.
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Hey, Grubner, what are you doing with
all our flyers? Ripping them down? I can
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let any other girls audition with my
little leaky poop. No, no, no, no.
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there's no way you can be my sister.
You're not even legally allowed to call
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house anymore. That's just a speed bump
on the highway to love.
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Wait a minute.
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You need a sister who's nuts about you,
right?
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And Grubner?
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He's as nutty as they come.
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All right, Grubner.
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You got the part.
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I'm gonna go shave my leg.
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Oh, unless you want me au naturel.
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Just be here at 3 .30.
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We've got a ginger. Now we just need a
really good actor for Roy.
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I'm about to say actor.
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Cornelius Jonesworth, Master Thespian at
your service.
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Coach, are you an actor?
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Three years training at the Gilroy
Academy of Performing Arts. Thank you
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much. Okay.
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You might recognize this scene from
Death of a Skateboarder.
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You may take my wheels, my
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trucks, my sticky tape, but you will
never...
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Take my soul, for I am danger.
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Watch out!
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Whoa, he's good.
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Yeah, but he's supposed to play your
little brother.
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Oh, we could be half -brothers. Got the
same chin.
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Fine. Tojo, you're in.
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Come here.
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Ready, Kojo?
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You gotta do my vocal exercises.
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Me, me, me, me, me!
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Hello.
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My name is Roy Waffles.
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And I do adore my big brother, Luter.
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It was great. It's just, uh, it's Luter,
not Luter.
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My script says Luter.
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And as a serious actor, I never go off
script.
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You know, bro, this plan may be a little
off the wall, but with a little luck, I
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think we can pull it off. Oh, yeah.
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Just as long as Ginger and Roy don't
find me.
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Out.
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Oh, it is not what it looks like.
Really?
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Because it looks like you're trying to
replace us on your skate show.
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Oh.
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Yeah, well, then it's exactly what it
looks like.
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Oh, I can't wait. I'm going to take you
down in front of millions of people.
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Game over.
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Bro, bro, I'm scared, okay? Ginger and
Roy are in there plotting against us
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right now. Don't worry, bro. It's going
to work.
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What?
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Okay, so we messed up yesterday.
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We didn't want you guys to embarrass us
on Skate Crib, so we tried to replace
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you.
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I know, it was dumb. Yeah, welcome to
Dumbsville, population two.
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So we talked it over, and if you guys
still want to be on the show, you can.
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Really?
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Oh, I'm going to show them your ugly
naked baby photos.
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And I'm telling them you sleep with a
nightlight to keep away the boogeyman.
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Look, okay, go ahead.
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All right, Weenis, there's nothing wrong
with going 16 years without a boogeyman
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attack.
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Oh, look, we got to go. Oh.
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We're setting up in the driveway.
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Showtime, baby.
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You're getting slammed.
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Interview trailer.
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I'm first.
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Will you turn, shorty?
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Here's a few things you're going to need
for the next couple hours.
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Water.
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Video game. You bozos are making a huge
mistake.
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Sorry, Shrimpsicle.
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Couldn't let you guys ruin this for us.
We'll swing back around after the shoot.
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Welcome to Skate Cribs. I'm your host,
Desi McCarthy, coming at you from
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California. What up, G -Town?
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Today we are kicking it with the hottest
new skaters at NorCal. Give it up for
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Zeke and Luther.
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Just chilling and grilling, Desi. G
-Town!
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Now, before we see their rockin' dig,
let's meet their rockin' sis.
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Hey, everyone.
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This is my half -brother, Roy.
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As you can tell, we have similar tins.
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Yeah, uh -huh, you guys are practically
twins.
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Skaters, TV hosts, lend me your ears and
I will tell you the story of a man
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whose greatness cannot be measured by
mere earthly devices.
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I'm speaking, of course, of my brother,
Loomer. Luther.
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Luther. Luther.
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Not going down the way it was supposed
to, Roy. We've got to get out of here.
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Bam, bam, die, fuck, I'm zombie, die!
Oh, I can't think.
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Shut that thing off.
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Give me...
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That!
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You want it?
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Go get it.
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My ring!
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Now, Zeke, let me meet your sister,
Ginger.
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Oh, Desi, I love my brother. I love,
love, love, love, love him.
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All right, all right. Thanks.
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Yeah, I can tell these two are close.
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Very. I don't even know where his single
spot is.
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Okay, that's enough family time.
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And here we are at Casa J. Luther.
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Let me tell you a little bit about how I
roll.
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First stop, my very own gravy fountain.
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And turkey legs.
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Salty. What is this?
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Hot shot young skater Luther Waffles
still plays with baby dolls?
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No, I don't.
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It's not mine.
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I don't play with dolls.
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Oh, I beg to differ.
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Dude, what's going on?
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I have no idea.
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Hey, Skate TV, this is Ramps, the
sweetest spot in town. This is where we
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hard and we chill hard.
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I love a deep couch.
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Yeah, and after we relax on the couch,
you like to go over to the fridge and
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a nice, refreshing clam juice.
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You guys know how to party.
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I smell a ginger.
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You know what? Forget this stuff. You
want to know something about Zeke and
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Luther? We're going to show you guys
some skating.
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All right, hot shot.
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Camera's rolling.
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That's it.
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Oh,
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wipe out city. Do not try that at home.
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I knew it. All right, Luther. So listen,
this is a show about pro skaters. I'm
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hoping that you can break us off
something a little bit better.
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Let's see it.
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Bro, be careful.
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Cut. Okay, guys, I don't know what is
going on, but could you try to stay on
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your boards, please? Come on. All right,
guys, you're killing me out here.
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People.
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Look, maybe we should call it a day,
okay? There's no telling what she's
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to do next. That's why we have to get
into my room. It's the only place that's
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ginger -proof.
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And I have the remote this time.
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Look, I still have a bad feeling about
this.
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Like that time I ate that cottage cheese
I found under my couch?
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Welcome, Vig.
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Come on in.
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Hey, Skate TV. This is my new pad.
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After a long day of skating, it's a
great place to hang and relax and know
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you're free from annoying little pets.
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We got a lot of great stuff, like the
monkey.
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Check this out.
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The wall of butt kickery.
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Ooh, nice.
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Oh, you haven't even seen the best part.
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Ginger, how did you do this? I have the
remote.
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They sell them at the store, genius.
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That, and a couple hours with a
screwdriver, voila.
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Hey, ugly neck, I'm going to need some
new batteries soon.
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Hey, who are you two, and how do you
know Zeke and Luther?
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Desi, let me introduce myself.
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I'm Ginger Falcone, Zeke's real sister.
And you don't know that because I've
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been trapped in the cage with Luther's
real brother.
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They hired phonies to make themselves
look cool.
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That is totes uncool.
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We're not the bad guys. They're bad.
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Okay, they make us do bad things. Guys.
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Not a good day for riot skates, Eddie.
What is going on here? Your poser skater
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friends over here have totes embarrassed
themselves.
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Oh, guys.
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If we can't count on you for a simple TV
fluff piece, then I'm afraid we're
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going to have to pull your sponsorship.
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No, no, no.
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Yes. We're totes uncool. I'm going to
faint. What do we do?
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What do we do?
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Yeah, and guys, one more thing.
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You've been got!
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That's right, boys.
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You're on State TV's hidden camera show,
You've Been Got.
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What?
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Wait, so you guys set all this up so we
could look like jerks on national
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TV?
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Yeah. That?
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We made it on a You've Been Got. It's
one of our favorite shows.
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All the best skaters have been on it,
okay? Like Tony Hawk, P -Rod. They even
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got Tiki Delgado to punch a clown. And
the craziest part about being on the
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show, everybody was in on it. Even I was
in on it.
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No, you weren't. Okay, I wasn't.
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Oh, congrats, Baskin and Young Man
Baskin.
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Oh, my God.
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Now that we're not brother and sister
anymore, we don't have to hide our true
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feelings. Goodbye, brother.
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Thanks for doing the show, Rensicle. Are
you kidding?
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Punking my brother on national TV?
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It was a no -brainer.
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I did get a little worried when he
locked us in the cage, but it all worked
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Well, you guys got us good.
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The clam juice, the tripwire.
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So, did you ever have any idea something
was up?
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I knew something wasn't right when I saw
those dolls in Luther's room.
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Um, we didn't put any dolls in Luther's
room.
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I was just holding him for a friend.
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I'm going to go home now. I've already
beaten this game
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twice. All right, let me just find my
board.
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Ah, ham cakes. My board's under the car.
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Thanks, Bill, bro.
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