All language subtitles for zeke_and_luther_s03e05_daredevils

Here you go. Thanks, Mom.

Ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger.

These are the great Bobby Dicey.

Does this mean... Holy frillies, I won!

That's right. I won lunch with the Bobby
Dicey. In case you've been living under

a rock, the guy's the world's greatest
daredevil. If it's crazy, dangerous, or

borderline stupid, Dicey's done it. We
have a clip, right?

Check it out.

Dude's been a huge inspiration my whole
life. And get this.

Before he retires, Bobby says he'll be
tackling one last stunt right here in

Gilroy. Can't wait to tell Lou.

Bro,

I have big news. Wait, wait, wait. No,
it's the dance hall news, okay? Bro,

Jack Bean compared to the news I got for
you.

I want the Bobby Dicey contest!

What? Stop saying what I'm saying.
You're freaking me out.

Cows have seven stomachs.

Wait, so we both won?

I guess so.

Hey, Thumb! Who won the Bobby Dicey
contest?

Oh, it's me!

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened yet. No, maybe.

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy?
Someone could be listening to us. Wait,

don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?

Let's get a pizza.

This will act like nothing ever
happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one ever heard us
talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

town one.

But you know what? It doesn't matter
because we get to have lunch with the

Dice. The only man to surf down the side
of the volcano on hot lava.

Oh, no!

Yes! It really is me, Bobby Dice.

As you can see, I have a flare with a
dramatic.

See, a lot of your minds are blown right
now.

I find it helpful for fans such as
yourselves to reach out and physically

me to prove the moment's really
happening.

Oh, that's buttery. Now, I have a
surprise for you. I hope this is about

because I haven't eaten in three days.

There is no lunch.

What I am offering to feed you is far
better.

Dinner? No.

An opportunity.

I'm looking for someone in here to
become a member of my team for my final

stunt.

After a behind -the -scenes access,
learning my secrets, and getting in

inside the mind of a man who lives on
the edge.

How does that sound?

Sounds amazing!

Getting to work with the Bobby Dicey on
his final stunt, this is a once -in -a

-lifetime opportunity. And we're going
to do whatever it takes to win this

thing.

Yes, we will.

Don't do that!

Some good daredevil in Luke.

Thanks, pal.

We love you, Bobby!

Not just anyone can make it onto my
team.

Being a daredevil is serious business.

Are you chewing gum, Rick?

I guess you could say that.

What about you?

You chewing on anything?

Just adrenaline, sir.

I like that. Me too.

All righty, then.

If you think you might have what it
takes, go home.

That's right.

Get out of here.

But if you know you have what it takes,
then meet me in my truck in an hour.

Mr. Bobby, sir!

What? I was just wondering what kind of
cool secret stuff you got going on in

there.

That's none of your business.

You got that, muchacho?

Okay,

it's go time!

Bobby, you won.

Nobody won.

I didn't see what I was looking for.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you're
telling me that we busted our humps all

for nothing?

Afraid you're going to have to watch a
stunt on TV just like everybody else.

Friday night, 10, 9 central.

Ah.

Wake!

I didn't want to win anyway.

Because I got a thing.

Super hot date on Friday.

Yeah, right.

How could Bobby not pick us? We killed
it out there. I know, you even did pinky

push -ups, and I'm pretty sure those are
impossible.

Maybe I blew up my urine test.

Luke, there was no urine test.

Ooh.

Man, I just wanted to see a sneak peek
of his new stunt.

You know what?

We're gonna get that sneak peek.

Because we've earned it.

You know the plan?

Ready to do your thing?

Yeah, I got it, bro.

As you know, Luther plays a mean
harmonica. The best part is, he's

to play a special chord that can make
anyone fall asleep instantly.

Snooze, Monica.

Works every time.

Bro, I think I'll go human battering ram
on this thing right now. Hang on.

That works, too.

Oh, what do you think's under there,
huh?

If it's a robot dolphin, I'm going to
flip out.

He's going to shoot himself out of a
cannon.

Yes.

Well.

Oh, boy.

Uh, Mr.

Dice, we can explain why we're in here.
See, Luther, he was looking for his

lucky... Oh, why?

I found it.

Don't con me, boys.

First off, you two get past my
bodyguard, Norman.

The best in the business.

Then, you manage to get through that
steel door somehow.

All to get an eyeful on my latest stunt?

Well, when you say it like that, it
sounds sort of... Sort of what?

Stupid? Ill -advised?

Off -the -charts gutsy?

You bet your haunches, Vince, which is
why you boys have won.

What? You passed the test.

Welcome to Team Dicey.

Oh, we made it.

I'm not quite sure what to make of that,
but whatever lubes you two.

Ready for an honest day's work, fellow
Team Dicey members?

You bet, fellow Team Dicey members. It's
not every day that two guys get to work

on a human cannon.

Guys, they picked you? Chum Panties?

Yeah. Said we share the same daredevil
-y blood.

Oh, go.

What do you care? You said you didn't
want to win, that you got a hot date,

remember? Oh, she is way hot.

She's a model.

A model?

Wow. That's impressive.

We'd love to meet her. Yeah. Why don't
you bring her to the stunt?

I'll act as Pat.

Yeah.

No problem.

Can't wait.

See ya.

Done. Simple.

This little filly is going to fire me
300 miles an hour through those tiny

openings in those rock -hard walls
without an inch to spare.

Then, if I'm lucky, I'll land in that
net with my guts still on the inside.

Are you sure you're going to make it?

That's what 10 million people are going
to pay 50 bucks each to find out.

Let's test the firing mechanism.

It's here.

It's VL -90 rocket fuel.

Had NASA whip it up for me.

Not sure how much I need, though. I'm
thinking two, maybe three squirts.

What do you think, Red?

Oh, three, definitely. More is always
better. I like the way you think.

Three it is.

I'm thinking too much Rocket Girl.

Hello. Acme Modeling Agency?

Yes. I'd like to place an order for one
beautiful hot model. Certainly. Are you

a photographer?

No, I am not a photographer. I just need
a really hot date.

Huh?

Hello? Hello?

Oh.

Well, hello.

I'm thinking you, me, tomorrow night.

What do you say?

you a whopper.

Okay.

Our measurements are correct.

No one in here should make it through
these three walls into the net without a

scratch. Let's do this.

It's supposed to go through the hole,
right?

Bobby, if that had been you, you'd be
toast.

You're right, Zeke.

The only thing to do now is eat.

You guys are cleaned up. Let's chow
down.

So, Bobby, that stunt, it's pretty
hairy, even for you. Are you sure you're

ready? If I didn't know you better, I'd
think you were questioning my method,

Zeke. No, it's just that the stunt
hasn't been going too well. Fork that

thought!

Why did you have to even say anything?

Now he's all weird and freaky. I'm just
trying to figure out why he's so bent on

hitting the concrete at 300 miles an
hour. But relax.

Boys, I got somebody I want you to meet.

This here's Otis.

He's a Tasmanian snapping weasel. Pretty
docile creatures, really.

Until you feed him.

Now I want you to reach in that box and
get that drumstick.

I think it'd take my arm off. It might.
It might not.

I'm trying to teach you something.

Go get it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, you can't
touch that critter. He's got a bad

tooth. All right, be smart.

Okay, peace.

That's really fun, bro. How'd that feel?

Awesome. It's like my stomach's doing a
180.

That 180 feeling you got going in your
gut? That's what us stair devils live

for. That means you're on the road to
greatness.

Yeah. It's my turn, yeah?

Not bad,

Bobby. Getting your bell run red, it's
all part of the game.

Let's eat.

Oh, we get this.

Oh, good.

Oh, bro, check this out. This one's my
favorite. It's where Dicey dived

headfirst off that building into the
piranha tent.

Look, you can't let Bobby do that stuff.

The dude is not thinking straight. He
had one too many knocks to the noggin.

He's gonna shoot himself out of a
cannon.

I don't want to scrape our idol off of
the wall with a putty knife.

Bro, where are you going?

I'm gonna talk him out of it.

Bro, what are you doing with that thing?

Blocked the cannon.

With a pillow.

Fine, I'll use my cannon core.

Okay, it's official.

Guy's office rocker. Okay, well, let's
get out of here before he ties us up and

has us screaming for hello.

What are you doing here?

You weren't followed, were you? Not that
I know of.

Oh, no, he's doing math with letters,
bro.

Bobby, while I were here at 3 .30 in the
morning, it's because we were worried

about you.

What is all that?

Stunt. What?

You didn't think I was going to wing it,
did you?

I go over every probability and
possibility so I don't wind up at a

My own.

So all those splattered melons were just
a part of your process.

Absolutely.

And it doesn't hurt to have an
engineering degree from a little school

Stanford University.

Ever hear of it? Yeah.

Sure you have.

Because it's a real kick -butt school.

I'm totally surprised by what we found.

I guess it goes to show you that people
don't pay to see an engineer.

They pay to see an entertainer. And
there's no bigger entertainer than Bobby

Dicey.

That's great, Bobby. We'll let you get
some rest. We'll see you tomorrow.

Oh, Bobby, you've got to give me one
more shot with Otis.

If you feel it, Red, go for it.

The good news is Bobby didn't croak, but
he was seriously injured, which meant

that 10 million fans weren't going to
get to see his final stunt.

And as one of those 10 million fans, I
was bummed.

Got anything to add, Luth?

No.

Way to go, Red. That clavicle was the
only bone I hadn't broken yet. Oh,

Bobby.

Look, I appreciate you guys helping me
with the stunt.

But it hurts my heart, me, to have to
call it off and disappoint all my fans.

Maybe you don't have to call it off.

Bobby, I can do it. What are you talking
about? You're not even in a squirrel

bank.

Yeah, but no, but in your suit and
helmet, everyone's going to think it's

See, I get what you're doing, but this
is dangerous.

You're a skater. You've got your whole
career to think about. And skaters don't

back down from challenges any more than
daredevils do.

That's impressive.

All right, all from you, Bobby.

Dale Davis here, coming to you live from
Gilroy, California, where the great

Bobby Dicey will attempt to do the
impossible once more.

Can he do it?

The world awaits when we return.

Bobby! Bobby!

Bobby!

So, bro, how does it feel to be an
official daredevil? If I don't splatter

front of a million people, it'll be
great.

So she's all fueled up?

Yeah, just like Bobby said, 1 .2339
scoops, give or take.

What up, Julio?

Just wanted to stop by, show you what I
got on my arm.

A model.

She's big.

That's right, baby.

That's real.

Just wanted to say good luck.

And remember, you're Bobby Dicey now. So
don't forget to salute the flag and

wave to the cameras.

You got it.

You got that 180 feeling in your gut?

Big time.

Good. Use that.

You're gonna be great, Zeke.

Thanks, Bobby.

Look, bro, just don't forget to stop,
okay?

All right?

You got this.

And away we go!

nerves of steel spine of titanium if i
was sitting down i'd be on the edge of

seat

Bobby Dicey has shocked the world!

Oh, I thought you were a daughter.

Are you kidding me? That was cake.

Yeah!

Bobby Dicey!

Yeah!

Well, Bobby, it was one heck of a ride.

Enjoy your retirement.

You know, after watching you on TV, I
realized I could never walk away from

this.

So you're not retiring?

Heck no.

Too much fun.

That's why I just booked a five -city
tour. And you two are welcome to join me

anytime.

That'd be awesome.

Hey, Bobby, you gotta give me one more
shot. Come on, man. All right, Red.

If you're feeling it. Yeah?

All right. I'm feeling this.

Yeah, bud.

Luke, I wouldn't recommend that. Oh, no,
I got this.

All right.

You sleeping?

Bro, let it go.

Stay there, little buddy.

Watch your head.

We'll have one smoothie and that bear
claw right there.

No, no, not that one. That one.

Baby, will you help out?