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Take practice, bro. I gotta refuel.
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Can I get a five -grain power soy donut,
please?
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Oh, that sounds healthy, bro. I'll get
the same thing. But, uh, can I have
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cream filling with, uh, chocolate sauce
and, uh, extra rainbow sprinkles,
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please? Oh, can I get a glass of milk,
too, with rainbow sprinkles?
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That's all, bro. I'm cool, all right?
You know, some people are just born with
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it.
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So Luther's got this thing for this
waitress at Don's.
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Bridget. It's not handling it well.
Every time he sees her, he freaks out
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starts making this weird dolphin sound.
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Bro,
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you're making the dolphin sound. I can't
help it, all right? She's very
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attractive.
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This donut don't need no glaze.
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You are the sweetness I can handle.
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Uh, Cody, you used that line on me
yesterday.
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I did?
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The glaze?
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Mm -hmm.
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How'd it go over?
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Not so good.
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Oh, no, no. She's coming over here. Oh,
okay, bro. Just breathe deep. She's
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coming over.
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Breathe deeply. Just breathe deep.
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Hey, Bridget. Hey, Z.
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You guys need anything else?
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You okay?
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Z is fine. He does it all the time.
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We'll just, you know, take a sip of
water.
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Or do that.
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Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.
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Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone could be listening to us.
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Wait, don't tell me. Not again.
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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza.
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We'll act like nothing ever happened.
Calm down. It's only Tuesday.
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We'll get a pizza.
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And hope that no one will hear us
talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.
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It's only Thursday.
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what it is bro but every time i see
bridget i get all weirded out it was a
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disaster it wasn't a disaster it was all
right my face was tingling i couldn't
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see straight i started sweating bro
you're just nervous we're gonna figure
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out relax
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The road scabs are a motorcycle gang
that come through Gilroy once a year.
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They're always itching for trouble.
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Working on the core strength.
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Every skater needs it. But I'm not going
to be satisfied until my abs are like
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this.
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Anyway, when the road scabs are in town,
we try to stay out of their way. But
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this year, a few wrong turns and they
end up right in our laps.
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Hey, I'm asking, I'm asking, all right?
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Hey, you!
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Hey, you.
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Tell me how to find the Jack Bottom
Expressway.
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Go down, take a right, and it's about a
mile down the road.
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Finally. This pot roast gets lost every
year.
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And it's funny to you?
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Like I'm some kind of clown, effective
magician?
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Look, I didn't say anything she did. Oh,
so now you're insulting my girl. No,
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no, no, no, no. She's fine.
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She's awesome.
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And now you're hitting on her.
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Jack Bottom Expressway.
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Take a right at the light. It's about a
mile down the road.
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I got my eye on you, scape boy.
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Yeah, don't come back!
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Thanks for the backup, Luke.
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I'm always here for you, bro.
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So the road scabs were scary, but I was
more afraid of a 16 -year -old waitress
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named Bridget, so I decided to call Date
Helpers, the non -profit date
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-practicing service for guys like me.
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Oh, there you go.
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Loopy!
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Oh, Nana?
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Oh, does my sweetheart need dating help?
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Wait, so you work for date help? I
volunteer.
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Young boys today have no idea how to
treat a lady.
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Well, don't you think it's going to be a
little awkward?
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Nonsense! Stand up straight.
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This is so beautiful.
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Okay, you're at a fancy restaurant.
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What's the first thing you do?
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You take your shoes off and then you
eat.
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No, you pull out the lady's chair and
you take her wrap.
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Lucy, don't chug it like a horse
blanket.
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Sorry, Nana.
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Oh, man, I can't even date my own
grandma.
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The physical confidence problem was
really starting to get to me. I mean, I
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wanted to help the guy, but I didn't
know how.
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And I found the answer on the corner of
Fifth and Elm.
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Fears? Phobias?
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Anxiety? Call Dr.
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Chili Ricardo, the discount hypnotist.
You know the guy's good. He has his own
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bus bench.
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Should probably be getting this back.
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You are handsome.
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Charming. No woman can resist you.
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Doc, you're supposed to be hypnotizing
my friend.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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You're going to be all right. I hope so.
Okay, I'm desperate.
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My nan is not even returning my calls. I
am going to put you into a trance
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state, then give you hypnotic
suggestions to change your behavior.
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Okay, just make me anyone but me.
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Your eyelids are growing heavy.
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It is an effort to keep them up.
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You are sleepy, very sleepy.
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Ay, caramba, you're sleepy.
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Your friend, he is in the trance.
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Wow, you are good.
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Me? Okay, Luther, when you hear the word
taco, you will become a suave man of
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the world, confident with every
señorita, a man's man.
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And to return to your old self, You must
hear the safety word burrito.
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Your friend, he's fixed. Now you will
pay me $20.
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Or perhaps $50.
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They should call this place the library
because I'm checking you out.
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Nothing? I am. Lost my Kojo Mojo.
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Must have been an earthquake because you
rock my world.
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No, man. I can't do it.
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You'll be okay.
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Ready?
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Taco.
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Feel any different?
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Excuse me.
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I have lady business to attend.
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Don't you see anything that's not in
that book?
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Let me check on that.
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He is speechless, but, you know, I
wouldn't blame him.
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Any man would be overwhelmed by your
beauty.
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Koho, you seem thirsty.
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Allow me to buy you a juice box.
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Looks like you're feeling better.
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Yes, I was feeling very unwell, but now
I'm feeling better. I'm devoting my time
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to one thing.
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Spending more time with you.
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Oh, really?
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So, Casa del Gil run?
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Tonight at 6?
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Okay. No, 6 .30.
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I have to take an extra long shower.
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When did Luke Goof get ganged?
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I have a word.
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What word?
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Um, nothing.
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Luke just went to go see a hypnotist.
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That bus bench guy?
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I saw some old dude sleeping on his
face.
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Gotta make a call.
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Give me something fuzzy already.
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Don't waste your time. Nobody can win
with that thing.
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So you're saying I'm a nobody?
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No, no, no. I'm just, uh...
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The claw, you can't win. My girlfriend
thinks I can win.
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Are you calling her a liar?
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No, it's just... The machine is clunky.
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There you go.
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You never did that for me, you big ape.
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I don't like that.
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You hear that sound?
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That's the pain train.
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And it's coming around the bend for you.
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Choo -choo.
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Wow.
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I thought I was happy, but I was never
truly alive until I met you.
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Wow.
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You're full of surprises.
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After you, my chug -a -plum.
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We'll have a special and super -sized
porcelain war.
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Now, I hope you don't think of me too
forward, but if I could be anything in
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world, I would choose to be a piece of
dental floss stuck between your teeth.
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Wow, that's sweet.
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I guess.
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Um, are you this intense with all the
girls?
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No other girl exists for me but you.
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Ooh. And her.
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My boyfriend never took me to a
restaurant with lemon water.
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You're like a princess.
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Buenos dias, muchacha.
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Luther, what are you doing?
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To see you alone is a crime to my eyes.
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Yeah, well, I got in a fight with my
boyfriend.
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Such a galoot.
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Well, then you must join us.
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Luther, this is our date, remember?
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Whoa,
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you're classy.
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Like lemon water on two legs.
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Well, I hope you don't find me too
forward, but...
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If I could be anything in this world, I
would choose to be a cotton swab
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exploring the depths of your ear canal.
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Okay, you know what? I am out of here.
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Wait, my love peach. There's plenty of
Lucy to go around.
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Oh, well, more Lucy for you.
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Hey,
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aren't you hanging out with Luther?
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Your friend is out of control.
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Apparently... it's on any woman he sees.
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Uh -oh.
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Ooh. A guacamole fuck, Rob.
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Tark would never do this for me. Oh,
well, he was missing out.
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Because your toes are like pretzel nubs,
but saltier.
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Listen.
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What are you doing? You're supposed to
be with Bridget.
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Bridget is just a distant memory.
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I have a new love now.
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What's your name?
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Rhonda Portsnick.
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Rhonda.
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At least I don't know about this.
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Got to snap you out of this. Burrito.
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How do you feel?
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Rhonda, baby, have you ever seen my
dance of a thousand passions?
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No, baby, I haven't.
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Burrito.
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Burrito, burrito.
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Why isn't it working?
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Moose -eyed, friend.
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Standing in the way of my true love
for...
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Ronda Porchneck. Ah, Ronda Porchneck.
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Now be gone, my friend. Be gone!
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Burrito?
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Let's do something crazy.
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Ronda?
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What are you doing with my girls? Whoa,
hands off the jerk.
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He's treating me like a lady's what he's
doing.
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Unlike you.
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Fingered lug! Oh, really?
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Get him, boys!
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Hands off the shirt!
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It's silk!
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Bro, why aren't you answering your
phone?
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Ruth?
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I got a bad feeling about this. I knew I
shouldn't have taken him to that
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hypnotist doctor nutjob.
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Burrito.
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Burrito. Burrito.
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Burrito.
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Burrito.
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That's it. Stay stuck.
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Yes.
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Mrs. Donaldson, settle down. You're
going to be fine. You're just having
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swings. I'm having mood swings.
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You have no control over your emotions.
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Butterpotty. Maybe that'll teach you not
to mess with a guy's lady scab.
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Unfortunately not. You see, it actually
afforded me time to compose several love
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letters for, uh... Rhonda Poitchnik.
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Rhonda.
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That's it.
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Guys, pulverize him!
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Oh, no, gentlemen, hands off the church,
okay?
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You're gonna have a lot bigger problems
than that church, okay? Believe you me.
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Luther, he lives by three things.
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Women are for loving.
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Life is for living.
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And fear is a thing for another man.
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This guy's unbelievable.
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He just won't crack.
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Hey, hold on!
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Hey, kid.
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You got a lot of guts.
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On behalf of the rest of the guys, we'd
be honored if you joined the scabs.
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Be right back, baby.
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Well, I've, uh, never turned down an
honor before.
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So I'm in.
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You know, of course you, uh, you will
have to pass our initiation ceremony.
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If you survive, all the better.
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Rainbow, break them.
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It's like double rainbows.
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Could you, are you going to eat that or
just stare at it?
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Eat it.
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What's this in my tummy?
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It's cold forever.
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Okay, you seem a little emotional. I
mean, we got dozens more in that case
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over there.
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There's rainbows for everybody.
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Is this just me or the guys in this town
getting weirder every day?
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We're looking all over. for you i was
saying it all wrong so if you get this
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message look okay so i figured it out
before you say one more word my friend
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i have to tell you this gilroy can no
longer contain me i'm a road scab now
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to explore the world with a cute girl by
my side and the wind in my face goodbye
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forever you don't know what you're
saying but i'll be over in
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just a second
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For real!
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Burrito!
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Burrito!
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Burrito! Burrito!
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Nine!
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A hundred!
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All right, recap.
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My friend here has passed the written
test. He has got 20 -20 eyesight.
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and he just received 100 lashes with
this here fish.
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But in order to become a full -fledged
road scab and eligible for our health
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benefits, there is one final test that
he must pass.
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Roll out the crater worms!
294
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Yeah! Roll out the worms!
295
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This is bad. Luther hates worms.
Seriously, he hates them. It all started
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at Camp Huckalucka.
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He felt a squirm in his pants.
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Point is, Luther hates worms.
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Woo! A love worm!
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Roll out the worms!
301
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Oh, a love worm!
302
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:47,500
Okay, I have a delivery for the road
scabs. I have one quesadilla, two
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enchiladas, and a burrito.
304
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Hey, where am I? What's going on, huh?
305
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Are those worms?
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You're about to become a road scab.
307
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I am? Yeah.
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As soon as you take a little worm...
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Hand me, amigos. I fear no worms. Hello,
my little friend.
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All I have left is a burrito.
311
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But I want a taco.
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Listen, all I have left is a burrito.
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Taco!
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Burrito!
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I don't like your attitude.
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In fact, we didn't order any Mexican
food.
317
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Yeah, but why are you wearing that?
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Skater boy.
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All right. It's time you and me settle
this.
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All right.
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Give her your best shot.
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I work out, but why take chances?
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Anybody else?
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The truth is, I guess I was a little
scared that you wouldn't like the real
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But hey, you know, once you spend time
in a bucket of worms, I guess nothing's
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really scary anymore.
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I guess I know what you mean.
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Really?
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Luther didn't need any help, any
practice dates, any hypnosis.
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He just needed to relax.
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And he got all Luther waffles.
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So, do you like pickle juice and rainbow
sprinkles on your pasta?
333
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,520
No, I'm good with Parmesan.
334
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Oh, you're going to be okay.
335
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There was a simple mix -up that gave you
these wild mood swings.
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Listen, Jack.
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You think I'm having mood swings? You're
having mood swings. Don't worry. I can
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fix you.
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Your eyes are heavy.
340
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You are entering a deep sleep.
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Deep as the deepest ocean.
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00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,530
Hello, my sweet.
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No need to apologize. You just put your
foot in your mouth.
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Yet I put my feet in my mouth all the
time.
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