All language subtitles for zeke_and_luther_s02e22_seoul_bros

Huh.

The big lug.

97 ounces of pure fizzy goodness.

Like a steak dinner in a cup.

Belting contest?

Luth, we've been over this.

It's a waste of soda. It's childish.

Plus, I always win.

One, two, three, four.

No shame in losing to the master, Luke.

Okay, yeah, I found the ice place. Now
look, Rory, I want this party to be the

greatest party in the history of...
Where am I? Gilroy!

Gilroy! And if it's not, I'm gonna rip
off your mustache, sprinkle it in your

milkshake, and watch you drink it!

Again!

That's the Max Randall, the manager to
the world's best skaters.

Wait, what?

How do you know?

Bumper sticker.

Are you kidding me? Max Randall just
drops into our little corner of the

universe. This is huge. It's the break
that we've been waiting for. See, Luth

and I track our progress against the
great Tony Hawk.

Tony is blue and me and Luth are red.

As you can see, we've fallen a little
behind.

But having Max Randall as our manager
put us way ahead of the curve.

Uh, Mr. Randall, I'm Zeke. You and my
buddy Luz are the best skaters around.

And, and, and here we go.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard
that, I could fill my pool with

nickels. And it ain't no kiddie pool.
It's huge.

Excuse me.

Luz, I have an idea.

Um, when Max comes back out, we stall
him.

I'm Chad Dunkelman, federal ice
inspector, and I'm out to inspect those

Let go, you little freak!

Resisting an ice inspector is a federal
offense, sir!

Well, what'd you think, Mr. Randall?

I think you skate rats need to grow up.

You're the one that needs to grow up,
Doody McPoopface!

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone should be listening to

us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?

Let's get a pizza. And then we'll act
like nothing ever happened. Calm down.

It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one's overheard us
talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything
just fine.

Grow up. What is Max Randall talking
about?

Yeah, we are totally mature, okay? This
shoot didn't tie itself.

Point is, we're serious skaters and
we're ready for a serious manager.

we overheard Max talking about a party
at the Avalon. Ooh, the Avalon.

Fancy pants.

So we're going to crash the party and
we're going to give Max a DVD of our

skate moves.

Wait, we don't have a DVD of our best
skate moves. All we have is this milk

crate full of random footage.

That's why you're going to go talk to
the one guy with his own editing

equipment. Kojo. Whoa, whoa, no.

Back of the tomato truck.

Why do I have to go see that...

Bacon sniffer. Because we're going to
flip a coin for it. You're going to call

scissors, which isn't even an option.

And I'm going to win by default.

Yeah, you can.

So just answer me, baby.

Will you be my female lady?

We can share some turkey gravy.

Kojo, buddy, pal.

What you want, Julio?

Julio, good one.

Anyway. Do you think I could use some of
your editing equipment? Because Z and I

were making a skate reel. We're going to
give it to Max Randall.

Max Randall? Yeah. He wouldn't be
interested in you clowns.

Unless he started managing clowns. Watch
out!

Another good one.

So can I use your stuff? Uh -uh.

Why should I let you? You always dissing
my hot beats.

What? Me?

No, never. I love your hot beats.

All right? They're hot.

Yeah. Good. Then I want you to be the
first to check out my new 12 -part hip

-hopper. All right.

It is called A Day in the Life of
Handsome.

Woke up at 9 a .m.

Cause my alarm was set to 8 .54.

Then I needed my beauty sleep so I
snoozed for six minutes.

Six minutes.

Six little minutes.

Thought it was seven, but it was really
sick.

After lunch, I tried on some muscle tea.

Thought I wanted yellow, but I look so
good in orange.

Newsflash, I look good in everything.

Well, Luth did it.

He had to listen to Kojo for 19 hours,
but he finally got us our demo reel. And

I got to say, they're pretty thick.

Now it's time for Luth and I to go crash
our very first pro skate party.

Game on.

Let's do this. It's time for the party.

It's time for the party.

Oh, we can party, party.

Happy 90th birthday, Grandma Randall.

Okay, so it's not a proscape party, but
at least we don't have to worry about

bouncers, right?

Names?

Zeke and Luther.

You're not on the list.

Well, we're just here to wish Grandma
Randall a very happy 90th birthday.

Yeah, we're super close.

Oh, yeah?

What's our first name?

Grandma? Get out.

We'll just be a second. Don't worry.
We'll come back.

Are you going to leave or do you bozos
want round two?

Okay.

So the first one is two max.

Give them our demo reel. Okay.

But we should probably have some type of
code word.

Ooh, I got it. How about red hot monkey
butt?

That's a little wordy, Luth.

How about just hot monkey butt?

No, that's just weird.

Okay, fine. I'll write it.

You're just making moves.

Stop.

That's a great place, huh?

Oh, dear.

Hey, this way, dear. Oh, this is much
better.

Take it.

Have a good time.

Um, Mr. Randall, you again?

Please tell me that you are here to
whack me with a bowling pin and not here

give me your demo reel.

Sir, you've got to see it. Security! No,
no, no. Security!

No, no, no.

Security! Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for coming. Before we cut into

this beautiful birthday cake, Grandma,
we have a little surprise for you.

The whole family, me, got together and
made a slideshow celebrating your first

90 years.

You choose my poor little granny's 90th
birthday party to show me your demo

reel?

Well, it was brilliant.

What do you say we get together
tomorrow, sit down and talk about making

skating superstars, huh?

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. And
remember,

tipping is not just for cows.

It's the biggest meeting of our lives,
and we got that fun sucker up there.

forget about Kojo.

Just act like you don't know him. Now
let me introduce Zeke and Luther, my

biggest supporters.

Come on, take a bow.

Guys.

Let me just start by saying I think
you're really great skaters. And the

splatter ain't cheap, so dig in.

I got dibs on that bear claw. Maybe you
forgot, but I always get the bear claw.

No, I got dibs on the king splatter. No,
you don't. No, no.

Did you just lick that bear claw?

I'm sorry, my associate, he's been very
childish.

Now, nobody gets it.

How old are you guys?

Fifteen and a half. Seven hundred and
ninety -two weeks. I like to go by

Listen, Mr. Randall, I know we're young,
and you just met us. Okay, when I'm

signing new clients, it's not about age,
okay? It's about their maturity. You

understand? One second.

He is dead to me. You understand that,
right? He is dead to me.

The point is, my instincts are telling
me you guys aren't ready.

And you're not going to be ready for
five more years.

Maybe longer.

I'm going to hit the johnski.

Five years? We cannot wait five years.
It'll be like 50 in five years.

Thanks. I hate public toilets.

Max, Mr.

Randall, don't you understand we are
mature?

Super extra mature.

Yeah, you just have to get to know us.

All right, fine.

I'm going to do something for you guys
that I didn't even do at my own wedding.

Turn off my phone.

There you go. You got my full and
undivided attention.

Oh. Hello?

It's for you.

Talk.

They got what? I don't know.

I've never even heard of the squid flu.

Yeah,

no, thanks for nothing.

You've got to be kidding me.

Is something wrong?

Two of my skaters had to bail on a
commercial for a new Korean sports drink

called kimchi water.

I've been working on this deal for
months.

You know, we could take their place.

You've got to be kidding me. This is a
major ad campaign.

Max, I promise we won't let you down.

It's in a foreign country.

Yeah, and we speak the language.
Koreanese.

You mean Korean.

Yeah, that too.

I did not get to be the Max Randall by
playing it safe and being a weenie dog.

Pack your bags, boys.

You're going to Korea.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! So I was talking to Nana. It turns
out Korea's this whole other country.

Way over here. Right next to this big
blue country.

I think we'll do fine.

Because I bought this book. The Complete
Jerk's Guide to Korea.

Like, you don't even have to be a smart
jerk to understand it. Just a regular

jerk. It's getting late. I gotta go.

Mom! Go to Korea!

This is it, Luke.

My very first plane ride.

Man, Korea's not at all the way I
pictured it.

Yeah, I thought there'd be more robots.

Hey, fellas.

Right back at you. Okay, listen. You
guys ready?

Over there, that is the owner of Kim Ji
-won, okay? His name is Mr.

Park. I want you to head over there,
make a good impression. You know what

talking about?

Talk to me.

Stop talking, okay? Stop it. You're so
annoying.

Seriously. According to this, as
visitors, we have to take off our shoes

to our elders as a sign of respect.

Man, I forgot my shoes.

Luther, how did you forget to bring
shoes? I don't know. Maybe I was too

excited. But look, I did bring nine
pairs of laces. All right, well, we

want to embarrass ourselves, so you
better take off something.

Night to me.

How long do we have to do this?

I don't know. It's not in the book.

Guys, what is going on? Where are your
pants?

Just being respectful, sir.

You guys cannot screw this up, okay?

Just listen to Mr. Park. He's going to
tell you everything you have to do in

commercial, okay?

So what do you want us to do?

I got it.

Let's go.

Bro, I think we're in overhead.

Get into position!

Now, Luke, you may not know the language
or the culture or when to keep our

pants on, but we do know how to skate.

All right?

Right, bro.

Action! Let's do this!

Kimchi water!

Kimchi water!

Kimchi water!

Hey,

Lava.

We're going to be international super
stars.

We nailed it. I think I even learned a
little Korean.

They are a fine representative of
America.

To our honorable

friends, Zeke and Luther.

And Max didn't think we were maturing
enough.

Oh, he's going down.

One, two, three, go. Oh, we are very
certain that this will be our number one

drink.

What is this?

It's kimchi, spicy boiled cabbage in
vinegar.

It was a bust.

In hindsight, we probably shouldn't have
lied about knowing Korean.

Or endorsing a product we knew nothing
about.

Or having that all -you -can -eat fried
octopus before the press conference.

Luckily, Max is still willing to talk to
us.

So it's all taken care of then, right?

Comes done needed, Mr. Park.

Wait, so they're still going to air our
kimchi water commercial?

Of course not. You barfed on the guy. He
hates you. But he has finally agreed

not to sue us.

I'm sorry we blew it, Max.

If you want to drop it to the client.

I mean, we get it.

You were right.

We weren't ready.

You know, that's the most mature thing
I've heard you say.

Look, guys, I still think you're
incredible skaters. So when you're

truly ready, give me a call.

Okay?

Well, I'll take that as a win.

You're still not wearing pants.

Yeah, I'm still stuck on Korean time.

All right, well, I'm going home.

Come on, big guy.

I can't believe you brought that thing
home with you. He's not a souvenir.

He followed me.

So, as our new spokesman for Kimchi
Water, I hope you will be better than

previous disrespectful person.

No sweat, doggy dog.

It's gojo time.

Ain't nothing cooler or hotter than that
kimchi water.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Cut the music. Cut the music.

That's nasty.

Watch out.