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Helmet? Check.
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Jerky? Check.
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Your move.
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Check.
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What? Oh, man.
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All right. Now go across that top three,
please.
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Pacific Terrace Wall of Records is a
living piece of history that dates all
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way back to the olden days.
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1998.
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Z owns just about every record. My best
bro's a man.
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I do own one record, though.
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For the most skate wheels stuffed in
one's pants.
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114.
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115! That's a new record!
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This is the proudest moment of my life.
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That record's great, but now I'm gunning
for even a bigger skate record.
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Something that Zeke doesn't even own.
Wizzy Newcomb's Water Jug record.
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You ever seen Water Jug?
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You sure about this, Liz?
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Dude, you're never gonna bust this.
Wizzy's held it for like ten years. Do I
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look nervous?
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Yeah, kinda.
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Okay, so here's the deal. Our town was
built on a landfill, so we get a lot of
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sinkholes. Basically, the ground shakes
and leaves a big hole.
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They're so common that we have a record
for jumping them.
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Forget who owns that record.
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All right, it's me.
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Oh, man, I'm wearing my noodles.
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Maybe you should try the jump another
day. Look, it's all good, okay? And when
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say it's all good, it's all good.
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Guess what?
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It's all good.
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Fuck it, bro.
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Just relax.
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It's all good.
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Wipeouts are a part of skating. They're
like getting D's in school. No matter
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how hard you try, they're going to
happen. So when a skater does go down,
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Luther did, everyone rallies around.
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Even an egg muncher like Kojo pitches
in.
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Guys?
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Guys?
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Okay, okay.
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Go, go, go.
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No, we're not cutting his leg off.
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We just need to stimulate some blood to
his knee.
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No, no, no, don't.
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Yeah, sounds like it's on time to me.
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No saw, Kojo.
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Well, if it looks like I'm going to have
to take you to the knee doctor.
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I promise he'll be the best, closest
doctor I can find.
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Okay.
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Medically speaking, the knee is kaput.
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But you've come to the right place.
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I am the country's foremost authority on
knee injury, as well as a top -notch
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Frankfurter enthusiast. Care for a link?
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No, I'm fine.
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I'll take one.
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Now, Luther, you have two options. A
traditional procedure which immobilizes
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knee for three to four months.
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Wait, three to four months? Or a new
experimental replacement surgery.
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If it works... You'll be up and skating
by the weekend.
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The weekend? Yeah, boy.
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What do you think?
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Hey, I'd say if he can fix a knee as
well as he can cook a weenie, you're
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golden.
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Okay.
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Let the slicing begin.
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Why am I still awake?
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I'm just talking about this kind of
roaring. I can't work on an empty
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It's killing me not to be with Luth
during surgery, but once a week, my
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make me suffer through a little bonding
time with Ginger.
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Believe me, I do not look forward to
these next 15 minutes.
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Bring me fish brains. I'm working you
like a rented mule.
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Uh -huh. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna win. Uh
-huh. Oh,
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yeah, baby.
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Are you kidding me? You're trash
-talking me in checkers.
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Lame.
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Trash -talking is part of the game. I
get in your head and you'll never win.
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I own you.
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Oh, we're playing head games now, are
we?
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Okay.
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Oh, you think that was bad? It was a lot
worse a few days ago. I had a really
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nasty head cold, and I came in here.
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You didn't sneeze on anything, did you?
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They're lying.
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One big, nasty sneeze.
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Oh, looks like the 15 minutes are up.
I'll see you next week.
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Wait!
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Feels like pillowcase, right?
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It's 3 o 'clock. Dr. Flip said I should
check my knee.
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Whoa, my new knee came with a computer
port.
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Cool.
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Oh, feels pretty good, too.
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Hello,
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Lutheran. Mind kicking back my new
birthday soccer ball?
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Sure.
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I'm sorry, Curb.
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It's okay. I'll have fun looking for it.
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Look.
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Got you an ice pack.
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I don't think I'll need it today.
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Let's hit it, yeah?
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All right. Whatever you say.
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Big things didn't get into my head.
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Please.
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One big, nasty sneeze.
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Watch out!
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Ew.
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Wait. He could have sneezed on anything.
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going to overreact
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that's
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a new knee feel bro tingly what a good
tingly i think i'm gonna try wizzy's
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water jug record again what come on you
shouldn't be jumping one jug right now
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hey terry set him up don't worry bro
i'll get a good feeling about this yeah
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know what he's doing
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Everybody, get your cameras ready.
Luther's about to wipe out again.
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Luther going for that record was totally
corny.
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I had a feeling he was going to bust his
other knee, and it was not going to be
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pretty.
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Luther broke Wizzy's water jug record
with no problem. To be honest, I thought
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was going to be the first one to jump 13
jugs. Must have been just one of those
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freak things, like that time I dropped
my banana.
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Hey, guys, look! Look, my banana in
Atlanta's drinking!
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I kept the banana as a souvenir.
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I wasn't expecting to see you until your
checkup.
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Is everything okay with the knee? Oh,
no, no, no. The knee is fine. I was just
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wondering what you did to it. Yeah, he
ollied higher than he ever has in his
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whole life. It was crazy.
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It was far from crazy.
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You see, your replacement knee contains
experimental robotic microhydraulics.
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Say, huh?
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So you're saying this wasn't an
accident?
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Lothar Woffers has a robo -knee.
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Dude. Dude.
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There. I've just maximized the knee's
efficiency.
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Observe.
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I mean, sorry about your wall.
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No worries.
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Just remember, your knee is a prototype,
so you must keep a lookout for any
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troubles. In the meantime, enjoy your
knee's view of... Power.
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Did you hear that? I have a superpower,
which means I'm a superhero.
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This is great. I have so many decisions
to make, like should I use my powers for
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good or evil?
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Okay, I'll use them for good.
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I'll take care of that.
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Hey, Zeke.
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How's the best big brother doing?
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What do you want, Rensicle? I just
thought you could use a little pick -me
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fruit bowl. Extra cherries.
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Oh, and on a totally unrelated note, I
was just thinking how hilarious it was
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that you blew your nasty nose gunk on
something in my room.
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Forget it, Minnie Munch. I'm not going
to tell you what it was.
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Look, you big -looking puss bag.
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This isn't funny anymore.
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There's a huge sinkhole over at P -10th
Street. Later, Trampy.
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Adios.
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How deep do you think it is?
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I don't know.
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It smells deep, though.
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Let's find out.
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Hey, Cheddar, you still got that soccer
ball? Oh, no, but my parents got me this
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bowling ball. I like it even better. All
right.
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So the lower it takes to hit the bottom,
the deeper it is.
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I don't hear anything.
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Maybe it's got one of those soft
bottoms.
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That is one deep sinkhole.
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That's what we call a devil's drop.
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I have an announcement to make.
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Tomorrow, I'm going to shatter the
Stinkhole record, which is currently
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my best bro, Zeke, by jumping Devil's
Drop.
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Woo!
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Yeah, that's not all.
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Eventually, I will break every record
there is.
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I was looking at Devil's Drop, and it's
like 30 feet across and one deep mama.
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Oh, bro, I am so pumped. I always think
about filling the hole with something
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dangerous, like lava or polar bears.
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Luce, you're missing the point. I don't
think you should do the jump.
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Oh, bro, I could jump three of those.
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Luce, are you listening to yourself?
Don't you think you're getting a little
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carried away?
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I'm not getting carried away.
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Wait, what is that?
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That's nothing.
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What are you doing?
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Captain Waffles?
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And you're wearing tights. I have never
seen this outfit before in my life.
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Captain Waffles, my super tights are
itchy.
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Kirby, what are you doing here? I'm
Cheddar Boy.
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You have a sidekick? I mean, you kind of
have to if you want to get... You're
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not a superhero, and with this whole
sinkhole, I think you're making a huge
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mistake. What's going on here? I just
think you're a little jealous.
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Jealous? Admit it, bro, okay? The only
reason you don't want me to jump Devil's
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Drop is because I'll be breaking one of
your records.
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stupidest thing i've ever heard why
can't you just be happy for me huh why
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you have to be better than everyone i
don't always have to be better than
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everyone else whatever captain waffles i
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came up with a theme song captain waffle
van cheddar boy fighting not now
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cheddar boy
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See? I'm getting in her head.
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You're throwing out all your stuff
because of one sneeze.
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Everything but my furry friend
collection.
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I'm disinfecting those and wrapping them
in plastic.
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Congratulations. You got in my head.
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Well, if you mess with the bully, you're
going to get the horns.
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But there's no shame in being beaten by
the master.
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You always have to be better than
everyone.
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Why does everyone keep saying that? I
don't always have to be better than
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everyone else. I'm just a little
competitive.
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Okay, I'm the most competitive guy in
town.
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Is it bad that now I want to hold the
record for being the most competitive
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in town?
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Yeah, I might have a problem.
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Hey!
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Can you sign this, please?
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Oh, AJ.
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You want an autograph?
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Wait, how do you spell AJ?
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Never mind. Just draw your cat.
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There you go.
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Luther, it's a big night for both of us.
I'm already warming the celebratory
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schnitzel.
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Gesundheit.
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Yo. Hey, bro.
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Look, I know we've had our differences,
but now I realize you're a solid dude.
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I just want to wish you good luck.
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I was just giving you props, bro.
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Coach, I... That was weird.
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Hey, Luke.
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Hey, bro.
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It kills me to say this, but... You know
how you were talking about the fact
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that I can't handle not being better
than everyone?
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Well, you weren't completely not unwrong
about that.
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You mean I was right?
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Yeah, that's it.
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And it made me realize that...
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I don't really care which one of us has
this record, or any record.
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You're my best bro, and I want you big,
but... Thanks, bro. That means a lot.
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Now, go crush Devil's Drop.
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For me.
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Luther!
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Luther!
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Luther!
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Luther! Luther!
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Luther!
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This is crazy, okay? I'm just a good
-looking guy with a wonky robo -knee.
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I couldn't let Z down.
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Or Dr. Bliss.
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Or that girl I drew the cat for.
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Come on, you need one more good job.
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I can't reach it. I can't reach it.
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Grab, grab, grab my leg.
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Loser, don't save him. I will fix it and
you will own all the records.
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I had a choice to make. Save my robo
-knee or save my best bud.
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But I guess that's a tough choice you
have to make when you're a superhero.
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Grab my leg.
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Bro, you already have Lizzie's record.
You don't have to do it again. No.
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I want to do it with my real knee.
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All right, bro.
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There.
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I've cleaned every square inch of my
room.
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Hey, Ginge.
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Look, I just want to say that I'm sorry
for blowing my nose on something in your
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room. It wasn't cool to mess with your
head like that.
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Now you're going to tell me what it was?
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