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Park it right here, pal.
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Nice and slow.
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No can do.
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Map says your job's on the next block.
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No, Big Boss wants you to drop your load
right in the bottle.
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You know, ramps go through a lot of wear
and tear, so every once in a while we
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gotta get creative and give it a
makeover. A makeover?
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Huh?
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Not that type of makeover, Lou.
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Sorry, Mac.
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No cement till I talk to the big boss.
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Oh, for Pete's sake, what's the holdup,
Frank? Look, give me a break, okay, big
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boss? This guy's busting my chops.
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I am a no -moon. My old lady's on a
warpath at home and my kids are running
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ragged. I hear that.
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Yeah, got 35 kids in my cell.
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All twin.
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All right, where do you want it?
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Man, this is going to be awesome.
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Do your socks feel really snug?
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Yeah, kind of.
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Oh, this is all your fault. No, it's
your fault. No, it's your fault.
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Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.
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Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone could be listening to us.
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Wait, don't tell me. Not again.
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Well, dude, just calm down. Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza.
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And then we'll act like nothing ever
happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.
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We'll get a pizza.
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And hope that no one overheard us
talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.
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It's only Thursday.
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And by tomorrow, we'll have everything
just fine.
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Okay, we can do this, all right? On
three. Ready?
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Three.
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Oh, boys!
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Well, well, well.
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Zeke and Luther, my two favorite
troublemakers.
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Hey, Deputy Dingle, how's it shaking?
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I'll tell you how it's shaking. I just
received a report that two strange
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-looking construction workers stole some
cement.
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Well, it's not us, because we're just a
couple of guys chilling, dribbling some
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hooves.
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Can I get your ball? We're done.
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Something different about you two.
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I can't quite put my finger on it. New
haircut?
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I got new shoes.
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Ah -ha!
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Call off the helicopters.
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I found the cement snatchers. Don't put
me in cement.
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Oh, Hart.
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I really enjoyed hanging out with you
these last couple of days. Me too,
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You know you're a special girl.
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I know.
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Hey, Ginger.
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The warm in my cast just had babies.
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I thought you'd want to know.
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Get lost, stinky cat.
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So this is our third date.
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And according to my relationship
schedule, we should... I'm way ahead of
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Ginger.
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My first kiss.
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I've been waiting my whole life for
this.
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Hey, Ginger.
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I'm going in.
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A guy could get used to that.
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Beat it, Hart. She's got the stink on
her now.
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You boys have quite a record.
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Knocking over mailboxes, TP in the
library, punching a clown. Hey, I merely
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pushed the clown.
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Cannots. No back sass.
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Or sass back.
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Anyway, here's what we're going to do.
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You boys are going to participate in our
police ride -along program.
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So you can see just how difficult it is
to be a cop and wear this badge.
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Oh, nuts. Hey, guys, I lost my badge
again.
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Come on, dirtbag. Don't waste your time.
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Second!
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And that's why policemen always wear two
pairs of underpants.
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True story.
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Wow.
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See, put that away and pay attention.
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Police work is serious business.
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I think I hit a doggy.
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No, we're okay. It's a kid's bike.
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Hey, what's this?
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We got a 619.
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Glitter bug.
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Pick up the trash, dirtbag!
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I like your
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style, Waffles.
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We gonna bust some lowlife?
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No, I forgot to feed my cat, Mr. Perfect
Paws. I gotta find him. This is your
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house? No, it's my mom. I live with her.
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I got my own room, though.
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Hey! Put it down out there!
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Ah! We're trying to work down here!
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Nice pool, huh?
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My pride and joy.
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One lap every other week keeps the body
in tick -tock shape.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Oh, yeah.
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Definitely.
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But where are we going to get the
monkeys?
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Huh?
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No, I was thinking how cool it would be
to train the pool and then skate in it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Me too.
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One of the best perks of the job, boys.
Three donuts.
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Oh, cool.
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I hope you boys have learned something
today.
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Being a policeman ain't easy.
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In my world, everyone's a potential
perp.
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Praise Grandpa!
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Easy waffles.
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Luke, what are you doing? He's just an
old guy.
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Oh, yeah?
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Look,
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you're not a bad person.
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Just made a bad choice.
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Nice work, Waffles.
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How'd you know the guy was packing?
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Well, you see, either his left leg's
longer than his right, or his right
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shorter than his left. Either way, he's
wearing a hat.
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You know what rhymes with a hat?
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Donut.
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Brilliant.
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Well, we could use a nice young man like
you on the force.
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Give me a call if you're ever
interested.
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Or if you find my badge.
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Oh, it's on your back.
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You are good.
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Relax. Just relax. Pull up.
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Figure it out.
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Come on, man. Move this thing. We can't
escape.
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That's right.
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Meet Gilroy's newest junior deputy.
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Me! After watching Dingle and seeing all
the perks.
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Free donuts, y 'all.
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Took a test, tinkled in a cup, and a
week later, bam!
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Move aside, civilian.
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All right, move it, buddy.
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Don't make me write you.
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Yeah.
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Are you kidding me?
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Luther Waffles, junior deputy?
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This is awesome!
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My best bro in the whole entire world is
totally on the inside. I can get away
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with anything I want. Anything!
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Wow, Luke, that was sweet.
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You want to see something sweeter?
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Free donuts, y 'all!
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I can't get this taste out of my mouth.
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It's like bologna meets a goat puke.
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Ginger, bad news.
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Stinky's been telling everyone at school
that you two are in...
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My life is ruined!
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There's my sugar lip. Miss me?
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Painting a pool is a serious crime,
Waffles.
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And I have reason to believe a
skateboarder did the dirty deed.
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Nothing stokes the imagination of a
skateboarder like the sight of an empty
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pool. I hear that.
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The curved bottom, the smooth walls, the
pouty lip of the shallow end. It's
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irresistible.
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Sorry, sir.
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Right away, sir.
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This is serious business, kid.
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You're a junior deputy, and it's your
duty to look for clues and find whoever
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did this.
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Yes, sir.
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Those are my goggles. Quit poking them.
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Put that away and pay attention.
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I was thinking how cool it would be to
drain the pool and then skate in it.
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He drained the pool.
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We need to find the sicko who drained my
pool before we have empty pools all
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over town.
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We... Gotta find that sicko.
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I became a junior deputy for free donuts
and a shiny badge.
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Not to fight crime, and definitely not
to turn my best bro in.
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This is a real pickle.
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Actually, this is a real pickle.
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So, what's going to happen to this
person if he's caught?
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I'll tell you what would happen.
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We'd lock him up and throw away the key.
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Actually, that's not true.
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We probably just put the key in this
drawer.
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Oh, man.
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Hang on.
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You know something you're not telling
me?
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Don't do it, bro. You can't rat out your
best friend. I'll rat him out.
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Zeke's the idiot who drained the pool.
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You think it's fair that you lose your
donut class because he's the major fist
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-muncher?
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Hey, guys.
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What's going on? Nothing. Nothing. Just
chilling.
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Okay. See you guys later.
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See you later, bro. Gotta go finish my
homework. I gotta go copy his homework.
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Wait, wait. Guys, should I tell Dingle
that Zeke drained the pool?
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Zeke!
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Did I say that out loud?
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Oh, yes, you did.
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This is Zeke's skate key. I found it by
the pool drain valve.
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Exhibit A.
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Now all we need is a confession.
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A confession?
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Yeah, and you're gonna get it.
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But I don't want to get it.
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Hey, Sugarloaf.
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How's dinner coming?
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It's going to be some sweet eating
tonight.
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Found a costume on the side of the road.
Still had all the good parts.
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Hey, wifey.
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Sticky Jr. needs a change.
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due to the swamp, we're going to the
opera.
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Care to join us?
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Thanks for the offer, but I can't afford
shoes.
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You're a lucky man, Stinky Cass.
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Things would have turned out differently
if I kissed Ginger that day.
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Yeah, well, you missed out, sucker.
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Now you two get.
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Good evening, guys.
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Me and my man got some smooching to do.
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This will not happen.
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I don't know if I want to wear a hidden
microphone.
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It just doesn't seem right.
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What, did you think being a junior
deputy was going to be all fun and free
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donut?
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Yeah. Look, Waffles, Zeke drained the
pool. Now you need to get him to
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Hey, Luke.
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Zeke's coming. Quick, put this on.
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There's an earpiece in the flap. I can
communicate with you through the closet.
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Just that pants. Just that pants.
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Hey, bro, I got your message. What's up?
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Hey, bro.
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Just, uh, wanted to spend some quality
time with my bro, man.
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That's with a goofy hat.
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The doctor said I have a chilly head.
Uh, itis.
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Why don't you sit down, huh? Take a load
off.
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So, uh, did you hear about Deputy
Dingle's pool being drained?
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Yeah, that guy's a total tuna jockey.
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What a total tuna jockey.
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Hey, I'm tuna lover. I'm sorry.
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Move closer. I can't hear him.
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What do you know about Deputy Dingle's
pool being drained?
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What's going on with you?
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Is that a wire?
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What is that? I don't know. Probably
just a large chest hair.
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Ah! Silly pie!
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You just tried to get me to confess to
draining Dingo's pool.
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What? No, I didn't. How could you do
something like this? I'm your best bro.
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At least I thought I was.
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Dog cone.
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I did it for you.
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You said you wanted to talk.
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But if I take this off, there won't be
any talking.
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Just smooching.
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All right, Stink.
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I want to make a deal.
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Here are my terms.
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If you agree to stop hounding me and
stop telling people that we are a
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I'll give you one lap.
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Farewell, kid.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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Now here are my terms.
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No. Okay.
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Deal. Take off your cone and put on this
blindfold.
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Whatever you want.
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To your top.
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Ready? Make it a good one.
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Oh, yeah, Ginger.
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You still got it.
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Holy pig, actually.
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Marine!
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I could haul you in just for running,
you know that? I didn't do it, I swear.
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Oh, really?
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Then how do you explain this?
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The sandwich?
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No, wait.
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I mean this.
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Your buddy Luther found your skate key
at the crime scene. I must have dropped
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it when we were going to feed your cat.
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Blaming Mr. Perfect Paws?
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You make me sick. I'm hauling you in.
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Stop!
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Okay?
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Zeke is my best bro.
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If he said he didn't do it, then the
pool must have got drained some other
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Oh, really?
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How?
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Okay, I got it.
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You forgot to feed your cat again, so we
ran up the tree looking for acorns to
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eat. Again with Mr. Perfect Pod. And
then he fell out the tree, screeched,
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waking up your mom, who came outside in
her orange bathrobe, and threw a shoe,
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accidentally hitting the valve, which
emptied the pool.
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That's what happened.
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You honestly expect us to believe that
crazy story.
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Let's go, dirtbag.
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Wait, wait, hold on.
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Wally, take that noise someplace else!
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about wraps it up, I guess.
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Hey, it's closed.
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Hey, you guys want to see my room? I
just got a new beanbag chair.
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Believe me, I did not see that coming.
But I guess when it comes to the truth,
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it can turn up in the oddest ways.
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When it comes to Luther, it can turn out
to be the best buddy a guy could ask
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for.
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Bro, it's kind of awkward when you talk
about me and I'm in the same room.
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Go on.
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No. No, I'm done.
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Since Junior Deputy Waffles resigned
from the force, we're very glad you've
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taken an interest in becoming part of
Gilroy's finest.
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Whatever. Where's my equipment?
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Uh, okay. Uh, well.
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This is your badge.
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These are your handcuffs. And this is
extra strength chili spray.
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Now remember, You're a junior deputy of
the law. Don't abuse the power.
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No, I would never.
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No free refills, bucko. Get lost, mini
-munch.
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