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All right, boys.

Pop the kickflip over the bump.

Prepare to lose.

Tojo, don't you get it? I never lose.

Okay, it's my turn.

Back to our winning of the fourth set.

Not fair, okay? I had a cricket in my nose.

You guys are just full of excuses.

No, I'm serious.

Hey there, little buddy.

I want a rematch.

Kojo, where have you been the last ten years?

I never lose.

Never. By the way, brother, it's no longer Kojo. It's the truth.

Kojo, we've been over this. We will never in a million years call you real.

Truth. Now, we may call you the ding -dong.

Or the ham -slammer. Or the hose -sniffer.

The truth ignores your dumbness.

Something just happened.

What, your nana? Yeah.

Luther's so close to his nana that whenever something happens to her, he

it. Kind of like twins when they're separated. It's cool and weird at the

time. She might have slipped in the tub or fell off a train or slipped in the

tub on a train. Okay, okay, let's go. Let's go.

Oh, we got here as fast as we could.

It's horrible.

It's just terrible.

Two boys took it. Nana Waffles, try and relax.

What'd they take?

My wig.

It was drying right there.

It was custom made.

I have a very egg -shaped head, you know.

So bad seeing you like this, Nana.

Don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, so maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down?

Okay, Nana, the guys who stole your wig, what do they look like?

Well, there were two of them.

And, oh, I'm just so ker -doodled I could scream. Nana, don't be ker

okay? Look, we've got to do something, bro. She's major ker -doodled.

Nana, you're an artist, right?

Why don't you paint the criminal?

That is a good idea.

Here, paint like the wind, Nana. You go, girl.

Oh, I know it's rough, but maybe you'll get the idea.

The Plunks.

The Plunks? Yeah.

Doyce and Charlie Plunk.

Plain and simple, they're bad dudes. Yeah, they're super naughty.

Oh, and they're not your typical bullies. You see, their dad's a barber,

like to hold kids down and give them horrible haircuts.

Oh, and to show off their bulliness, they even made a music video.

My name is Charlie Puck, and here's my brother, Joy.

Pippa cut his scissors.

You ain't got a toy.

You wait for your head. Me and Chuck are getting busy.

I'll see you get your feet, because you ain't got a thing.

Man, I just, I hate those guys.

You know their music's a little catchy.

Don't worry, Nana Waffles, we'll find you another wig, no matter how much it

costs. It was $400.

Well, you do make the flower pot thing work.

Wait, what? No, no, no, okay? She looks horrible.

No offense, Nana. We have to get the plunks.

Absolutely not. I don't want you boys to get into a brouhaha.

A what?

A skirmish.

A ruffle.

A Kentucky dust -up.

All right, Nana Waffles, if that's what you want.

Oh, man.

I know Zeke and Anna said not to get involved, but I'm just too darn

Okay, I'm going to put those plunks on a boat to Jerk City or Nasty Town or

Butthead Island or Houston.

Houston's very humid.

What are you doing here, Waffle?

Can't you see we're busy?

We were just about to give this kid Jonesy some blue highlights.

Hey, guys.

Sorry to disturb you, but my nana seemed to misplace her wig.

And not accusing, just wondering if you happen to see it anywhere? A wig?

Charlie, we don't have any wigs, do we?

No. I'd say we're wig -free.

Really? Actually, isn't that it right there?

No, no.

This is my wig.

Oh, okay.

Are you accusing us of taking it? No, no, no.

Shut up!

Charlie, let's leave him. With pleasure.

No, I like my wig.

Hey,

oatmeal brain.

Want to tell me what this is?

An elf with a tennis racket.

Broken tennis racket. I am tired of you taking my stuff and...

It was an emergency.

There was a bee in my room, and Luther and I were trying to shoo it.

You

are

never barring my stuff again.

Got that?

Hey, Ginger.

plunks okay they they stole my sleeves painted my arms shaved my eyebrows these

are fakies you can barely tell i thought we could get the wig back but no way

plunks win we lose lose i hate that word

it's the worst word in the human language i don't even like to say it for

example the other day i didn't lose my math book i found that i didn't have it

see what i did there

You know what? We're going after the plunks, and we're getting your Nana's

back. I'm so sick and tired of not winning to those idiots.

Let's roll.

Can I wash my arm first?

No time.

Look, Kojo, we're going after the plunks. Charlie and Joyce took a wig.

story. And we need backup.

Who you talking to? I, the truth, don't know this Kojo fella.

Fine. If we start calling you the truth, which, by the way, is ridiculous, will

you help us?

The truth cat was shaved last summer by the plunk, so I'm in.

Don't fake it.

Settle up, boys. We're going plunk hunting.

Howdy, boys.

Yeah. Can't you see we're working on our strokes?

Yeah.

Nah, bruh. You gotta bend your knees more.

Just saying.

Listen, you know why we're here.

We want the wig.

There's four of us, as you can see, and only two of you.

Just fork it over.

Pretty please.

You want it?

Come get it.

All right, hold on, you boys.

It's kind of funny.

All our lives, punks have been chasing after us, and now we're chasing after

them.

Huh. So this is an abandoned store.

Not too creepy.

Is that Kojo holding my hand or the truth?

We lost them.

We didn't lose them.

We found that they're not here.

Hey, what?

Hey, hey, there they are.

Luke, listen to me.

One groan for you're okay, and two groans means that you're really, really

So you're okay?

Bro, you gotta go to the doctor. Get that thing checked out.

Look, it's okay, all right?

It'll work itself out.

It's just like a splinter.

Except it's a big metal bolt.

Whatever, dude.

All right, let's round up the guys. We'll get back out there.

Fine, all right. I'll just get Nana a used wig from the used wig hut.

Okay? Game over, man.

It is not game over. I'm not losing to those bus waxers. Why is everything a

competition with you?

No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

No, it's not. You know what? Whatever.

I don't care.

Yes, I win.

Everything hurts my rump.

Even chewy.

Okay,

I need a new strategy against the plunks. So I'm going to do a little

on old Deuth and Charlie.

Never use your hard drive to warm up pie.

I need to use your computer for a sec. Mine has pie issues.

Whoa, Chowderbrat. Were you not listening to me earlier?

No more messing with my thing.

Ow! Look, about the plunk, just give me ten minutes.

Okay. On one condition.

I get to eat the dumb bottle.

Fine.

What flavor?

Got prawn thumb?

Dog drool.

Speak to me. What troubles you, my friend?

Well, I... I have a... I have a... I

have a metal bolt stuck in a very embarrassing place.

Why, yes, of course.

You have a screw loose in your caboose.

Let's take a look -see.

Right.

Oh,

Luther, this is my daughter Sylvia. You may know her from school.

It's bring your daughter to work day.

Hey.

You have to learn that using my stuff has consequences.

And, as an added perk, it's a hoop for me.

Wow. Can you believe it?

The boys have their own networking site.

And the punks are all over it.

Let's see.

Favorite bully moment?

Shaving Santa Claus.

Fishbowl water. Yeah, I've had work. Thank you.

I can do work.

Bingo. This may just be the tidbit that I need.

Biggest fear?

Doctors.

Okay. So old Dois and Charlie are afraid of doctors.

I think I just might have a way of beating them.

Say hello to my little friend.

Whoa!

You said dumb bottle, not dumb can, okay?

Can we hurry this up, Doc? I feel a little draft.

Sweetie, no more photos.

Okay, two more.

Hey,

Dr. Ricardo, sorry to bust in like this, but I really need some doctor scrubs.

Whoa, loose.

Hey, bro.

Didn't want you to see me like this. Yo, Sylvia, just got the picture you sent,

but I had to see the nastiness for myself. Whoa, that's too nasty. Why

just invite more people, huh?

Kim, bring in the forceps, please. Why?

Can you just pull the thinking bolt?

Okay, I'm just going to touch it.

Tell me if it hurts.

How about those grubs?

The plan was simple.

We were going to use the truth as bait. The truth. Sounds so stupid when I say

it. Anyway, like jackals, the plunks are able to smell fresh meat from miles

away. All we had to do was wait.

Marshmallows, bro?

You sure you're okay?

Yeah. It's cool.

I'm just going to live with the ball.

It's like bubbling.

So, what's up with your dumpling?

It's not a dumb plan. It's genius.

It's gonna work.

Here they come.

Well, well, well.

What do we have here?

Just a little bit off the top, boys. Ain't got all day.

Shut your face, Kojo.

It's the truth now.

Actually, if you don't pipe down, it'll be the toast.

Coco!

And no one gets hurt.

Oh, no.

It's doctors. Our biggest fear.

Wait a second. Those aren't real doctors.

It's this leek in that waffle's butt neck.

Doctor, butt neck to you, too.

Now, we're going to examine you.

Medically. Shut up.

Were you guys trying to punk a plunk? You are so woefully ignorant.

Truth, where are you going?

Forget the truth.

Coach, what was this moment?

What's it going to be?

A cut or a shave?

Luther, Luther, Luther.

There's that word again.

But I still have one trick left in my back pocket.

Or should I say Luther's back pocket?

you're competitive most of the time, it did help get Nana's wig back.

So thank you.

Oh, look.

Looks like the pluncher even holding up their end of the bargain.

It's so nice of you boys to throw in a free styling.

Teaser bags some more, you gel licker. Shut up and moose me.

Wow, what a week.

A lot of good memories with this bad boy.

Now, if you'll excuse me, Zeke and I have to go skate the Gilroy Library.

What am I talking about?

Never even been to a library. Maybe I should map it.