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Booth and I operate on the idea that if
we want to become pro skaters, we have
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to act like pro skaters. You're loud and
clear, bro.
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Not so professional.
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Yeah, you're right.
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So, we're always comparing ourselves to
the pros.
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We check out their moves.
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We can do the moves!
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Then we look at their gear. We got the
gear, baby!
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And then we check out their clothes.
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Then we noticed that the pros have
something that Luth and I don't have.
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Girlfriends. I'm lonesome. You'll be
fine. I don't know how we missed it, but
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they all have girlfriends.
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You know, to hang out with after a hard
day of skating and whatnot.
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Even Kojo got a girlfriend from that
dumb teen dating show.
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This is such a tough decision.
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Kojo, will you accept this rose? Of
course I will, snooker bun.
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That's right!
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Yes! Watch out!
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We gotta take the plunge, Lute.
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Get us some girlfriends.
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We're gonna get some ladies.
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How are we gonna do that?
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I don't know.
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Maybe it's in that magazine.
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Dude, you won't believe what happened.
Yes, no, maybe. Don't forget that I'm a
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genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be
listening to us. Wait, don't tell me.
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Not again.
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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza.
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Then we'll act like nothing ever
happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.
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We'll get a pizza.
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And hope that no one will ever hear us
talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.
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It's only Thursday.
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And by tomorrow we'll have everything
just fine.
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You in?
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All right, guess she's all yours.
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Okay. I can do this, getting a
girlfriend.
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I'm a cute guy, right?
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Yeah, definitely. You're a cool cat.
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Cutie cat.
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Captain Cutie Cat.
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What are you tube socks up to now?
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Jojo, here's a dollar.
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Go buy yourself a new rose.
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Mind if I curl up in your lap?
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Meow.
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Nice,
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so I'll just call you later.
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If you guys are trying to meet girls,
you're making this way too difficult.
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There's only one surefire way. Kojo, we
don't need any of your advice.
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We're fine.
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Luce, what happened?
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Maybe she's allergic to cats.
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Yep. You guys are doing just fine.
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Raspberry with a loser boost.
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Yeah, I was, uh... Oh, Saul.
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Who was that?
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I don't know. I've never seen him
before.
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Huh? Uh, Kojo, wait up.
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So, remember when you were talking about
that one surefire way of meeting girls?
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I know it's probably dumb, and, uh...
Just in case, do you want to tell us
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it is?
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Gentlemen, you're in good hands.
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I present to you my big book of female
ladies.
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I've got the inside info on every single
girl in Milpitas. I can match up any
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losers. Even you two.
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Sweet. We're not losers.
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All right, let's get started.
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Luke Goof, tell me about your perfect
lady.
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Like brown hair, brown eye.
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Go for about 5 '4". I could even go for
a two -footer.
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That's a tad short, Luke. I know.
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What can I say?
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I like the shorty.
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I'm a little more simple.
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I want a girl who's smart, nice to look
at, And she has to love to laugh. Gotta
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have a sense of humor.
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All right, got it.
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Now, as soon as I get my $40 processing
fee, you guys will have your perfect
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girlfriends. But first, my little
disclaimer.
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Kojo and Kojo's Big Book of Female
Ladies cannot be held responsible in the
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event that the girls have moved away,
changed their hairstyle, or fallen out
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the ugly tree. All comments made by the
female ladies do not necessarily reflect
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the opinions of Kojo or the parent
company of Kojo and Kojo's mom.
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Good thing about getting a girlfriend is
that I've never kissed a girl before.
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I think about it.
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A lot.
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That's why I ordered kissing Katie.
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Yeah. Found her in a magazine.
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And she comes with a suction door mount.
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I've been waiting to practice kissing on
her because I just get so nervous.
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She's cute though, huh?
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What? Oh, I have nice lips.
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I can't kiss a plastic dummy?
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Look, maybe, just maybe tonight, I'll
get a kiss from a real girl.
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I asked Kojo for a girl with brain,
look, and a sense of humor.
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And there she is, reading a big old
hairy book.
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So she's definitely smart.
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And yeah, she's very attractive.
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Two out of three. Well, I hope she likes
to laugh.
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Hey, I'm Zeke. You must be Allie. Why,
hello.
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Allie.
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Allie Gator.
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Just kidding.
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Wow, quite a laugh you got there.
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Yeah, I swallowed an air horn when I was
three.
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Not.
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So I won this goldfish at the fair, and
it died.
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Everyone was like, flush it down the
toilet.
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But I didn't, because that's wrong.
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So I stuffed it and made it into a
keychain.
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Enchanting.
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So, Lorna.
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That's an interesting name.
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What are you into?
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Boys.
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Look, my girlfriend had a lip whisker a
foot long.
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staring at me?
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Not all boys.
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Just super, super cute ones with red
hair and freckles.
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The kind of boys I just want to kiss.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Let's eat something, yeah?
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Looks like you like the chicken skewers.
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What I want isn't on the menu.
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Really? Just relax.
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Are you relaxed? No.
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Oh, poor thing.
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Come on. Let Mama take you to Kissy
Town. But I don't want to go to Kissy
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Hey, guys.
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Allie wants to grab a picture in the
photo booth.
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Oh, yeah. We would love to go to the
photo booth. Come on. Let's go to Booty
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Town.
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Bro,
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my girlfriend.
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Far from perfect. What?
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Yours? Hey, mine has a runaway whisker,
right? No, no, no.
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Ah! Ah!
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Hold on. Don't put their leg over here.
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Ah, someone get their knee in my back.
All right.
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I don't feel good, bro. What?
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Not having a girlfriend.
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What were we thinking?
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Yeah, there's no such thing as a perfect
girl. Yeah.
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The only girl I'll ever need is right
here.
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Yeah.
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Here's a single pizza toast for my
single friend.
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There's a dude.
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That dude is thick.
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He's talented.
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Dude is not a dude.
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Wow.
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She's a very talented mic enthusiast.
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Yeah, yeah. She's very enthousiast.
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If there's one thing we know, that
girl's in trouble.
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Right, Luke?
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Oh, yeah.
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Trouble with a capital T.
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Oh, you're buttering your hand.
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I know.
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Okay. The moment I saw her, I felt like
I got kicked in the stomach by an angel.
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She was the perfect girl.
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The moment I saw her, okay, I felt like
I was going to barf in her face.
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Look, and I don't mean to get so sappy
with you guys, but I was in L -U -V -E.
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I couldn't tell Luke how I felt.
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Couldn't tell you how I felt.
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Man,
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I'm hot.
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Oh, not like that. It's hot out.
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Here, can you get a picture of me and my
bike?
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Sure, yeah.
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I want to send it to my friends back
home.
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They're shoveling snow right now.
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Is that mean?
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You know, good.
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It'll be funnier that way.
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I got it.
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Oh, but her paws are dunking up her
camera. They'll have a picture in a
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Stop it.
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Do it. Hello?
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Do it.
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Okay. You're not getting it.
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It's point and shoot. Nothing to bite
over.
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Oh, Luke, you made a real dork out of
yourself right there. Who, me?
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What, you're the one like, I'm Zeke,
I'll have your picture and your jiffy.
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Jiffy? That's not even a word. And I
thought you were dumb with girls anyway.
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Well, I changed my mind.
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I have total dibs on her.
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Well, dibs denied.
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All right, because I saw her first.
What, you can't deny my dibs.
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Okay, pick a number one through 100.
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37.
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What, how do you do that?
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Look like you boys got a problem.
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No, no, we're fine. Everything's fine.
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I'll see you later.
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Well, it looked to me like you both got
the hots for the same girl.
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Yeah. Well, there's only one way to
settle this.
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You compete for her, head -to -head,
like I did on Team Bachelor.
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We've had enough of your girlfriend
advice, all right, Coach? Wait a minute,
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Luther.
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Let's say we do this.
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How do you know she'll agree to it?
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Bruh, there are two things ladies love.
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One of them is when guys compete for
them. I guarantee you she'll say yes.
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What's the other thing that they love?
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All right, Luther Waffles.
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It's on.
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May the best man win. No, because I'm
going to win.
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The competition is simple.
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Both gentlemen will have some alone time
with you, at which point they will
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display their moves, their suave, and
their spice. I'm going to spice you up
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like a plate of hot beans.
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Really? Hot beans?
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I'm sorry about that.
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Let me get this straight. You two are
competing for me, and you think this is
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good idea?
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That's right. And at the end, you will
give one gentleman a single rose.
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And before you ask, I'm already taken.
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Right.
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So whoever gets the rose becomes my
boyfriend?
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From that day forward. What do you say?
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How could I say no?
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Then let the games begin.
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Uh, guys, wait.
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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Not that.
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We don't know each other's names.
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Hey, I'm Zeke.
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I'm Luther.
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Thank you.
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When did you start kissing knuckles?
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I haven't kissed a knuckle since I was
five.
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My name's Danny, by the way.
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Oh, hi, Danny. Nice to meet you.
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Just talking to my donut.
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You know, everybody does it.
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And so the competition begins.
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It's every man for himself.
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Our contestants are competing to win the
hand of this very special lady.
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But just how low will they go? As we all
know, when it comes to the game of
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love, there are no rules.
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When I saw Luke kissing her knuckles, I
knew it was going to be game on.
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He thought he was so funny messing with
my croquette ball.
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But guess what?
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Not funny.
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Okay, I was up by two wickets and
kicking what's -her -name's butt.
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It was a battle of wits, and I needed to
come back with something clever.
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But I couldn't think of anything, so I
nailed him with a rotten melon.
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From Mother Nature's ample bosom, the
flora and the fauna.
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This hates poetry. The guy can barely
read.
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The spotted whippoorwill.
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Singing. Caw -caw!
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Caw -caw!
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And now it's time for you to pick one of
these lucky gentlemen to be your
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boyfriend.
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Get out of here, hippie!
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Any final statements?
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Oh, yeah.
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Look, I really like you.
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And I'll treat you very well.
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And we punched the dolphin once. No, I
merely pushed the dolphin.
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It's time.
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Okay, then.
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You know, this is a very tough decision.
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And it's extra hard because I'm already
in love with Hank.
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My bike.
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I call my bike Hank.
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Anyway, I could never pick a boy who
didn't love to ride, too. I like to ride
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bikes. I have 57 bikes.
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No, you don't.
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You've never seen them.
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Great, great.
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Why don't you guys go grab your bikes
and meet me back at the park in an hour?
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To be continued.
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Your grandma calls. She wants a bike
back.
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Yeah? Well, at least I didn't steal my
bike from a six -year -old girl.
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This is pink lightning, baby. She never
lets me down.
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You guys ready?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I didn't know what she was up to, but I
had a feeling it wasn't gonna be a ride
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in the park.
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I don't think she likes you.
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So, Danny was right.
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We didn't have a clue about getting
girlfriends.
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No. Man, I was such an idiot.
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No, no, bro. If anyone was an idiot, it
was me. No way, bro.
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I was the bigger idiot. I was the
biggest idiot in the history of idiots.
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And that girl is an idiot, too.
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Luther.
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I know.
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We should probably apologize to her,
bro.
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Probably thinks we're a couple of
dummies. But we're not, Luther.
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We've just been going about this whole
girl thing the wrong way.
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It's on us today.
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Thanks, but you guys are going to let me
eat in peace, right?
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Listen,
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we're sorry.
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We're just a couple of guys who made a
mistake.
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We're guys.
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We're complicated.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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I was actually feeling kind of bad about
that crazy bike ride I took you guys
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on. We deserved it.
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I mean, we got so caught up trying to
outdo each other, we forgot to get to
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you.
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Danny.
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Yeah.
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Danny.
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Okay, that's a start. Have a seat.
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Uh, so, is, uh, Danny short for Danica?
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No. Danielle?
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Mm -mm.
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Danasaurus?
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Wow. Actually, my name really is
Danasaurus.
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I told you.
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I told you.
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What up, baby girl? Just got your text.
Look, we ain't spoken in a while. Yeah,
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um, I met someone else.
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Who?
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You leaving me for the sandwich guy?
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Yeah, so, um, I'm gonna... I don't need
that back.
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