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Santa Lucia, Santa Lucia.
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Now there's nothing that wakes me up in
the morning better than a long hot
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shower. It's the best part of my day.
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Santa Lucia, Santa Lucia. Our time is
up. You have 15 seconds to vacate the
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premises. Hey, beat it, Buttmunch. I'm
taking my sweet time.
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As you can see, the worst part of my day
is having to deal with my cheese
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sniffer of a sister, Ginger.
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Santa Lucia!
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Santa Lucia! Princess, you're one of the
great, enduring predators on this
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planet, and I look forward to when you
return to your natural habitat.
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But first, can you do me a little favor?
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Santa Lucia!
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Santa Lucia!
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Santa Lucia!
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Oh yeah, baby.
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In case you haven't noticed, living with
my sister under the same roof can be a
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real pain.
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I almost lost a toe.
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She's cold. She's heartless.
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She's a cyborg.
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A what?
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Half human, half machine. A cyborg.
Dude, it's so obvious.
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Whatever you say, Luth. Everybody knows
cyborgs live among us, okay?
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They're everywhere.
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Right? Anyway, even though I have to
share things with my sister, there's
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one place that I get to call my own. A
little place called Rant.
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It's a skater's paradise.
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A little slice of heaven.
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There's always something going on.
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At the moment, we're just about to start
a sweet little construction project.
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We're going to turn that pile of junk
over there into the tallest, thickest
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grind rail ever.
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Going to call it Old Nasty.
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But what really makes Ram special are
the skaters.
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There's Snacks Regal.
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He doesn't do a lot of skating.
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The twins, Ronnie and Donnie.
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You can never tell them apart.
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And there's everybody's best friend, a
guy we call The Cat.
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He's not real.
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And finally...
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Deuce.
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He's new in town and doesn't talk much.
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But man, that kid is fearless.
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Hey, you! Come back here!
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Kid,
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you're causing me a lot of trouble.
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Nice work, Deuce.
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Where'd you get that thing?
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Uh, let's just say it got found and
leave it at that.
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You, uh, can just spit on my shoe.
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It happens.
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Okay, guys, a safety foreman I'm proud
to announce gone 30 minutes without an
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accident. You have the good work, bro.
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Thank you.
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Ginger, what are you doing here? This
place is off -limits. Skater's over.
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Relax, born brain.
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I just came to tell you that Mom wants
you to unload the dishwasher.
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That's it?
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You came all the way down here to tell
me that? I don't think you understand
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much I love annoying you in person.
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Get lost, Minnie Munch.
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Minnie Munch.
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Uh, you just bit on my shoe.
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I once complained about having no shoes,
so I met a man with no feet.
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Really makes you think.
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Right.
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For the last time, get lost.
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Don't worry.
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I'll leave it in the cricket liquor.
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She gives me a headache.
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Yeah.
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Ow.
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So, we still need to decide who's going
to be the first one to take the ride
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down Old Nasty.
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It's going to be a wild ride.
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I'll take a stab at it. Deuce style.
Deuce style it is.
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What do you want?
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Don't get your dog. It's in a bunch.
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I just made a few brownies.
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What are you doing?
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She probably spiked these.
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Last week, she made cream puffs filled
with gopher guts.
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Right, Luth?
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Yeah? Oh, yeah. They were gross. I could
only eat six of them. Hey, do you mind
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helping me out with this?
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I don't even do my own homework.
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Oh, little man, you got a dart in your
arm.
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Oh, yeah.
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I was skating a stairwell and took a
header.
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Lost all the feeling in my arm.
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You really have no feeling in that arm?
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Go ahead.
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Take your best shot.
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Nothing. Cool.
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If I'm going to get this done, I need to
go to the smartest person I know.
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Ginger, the cyborg.
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It's easy to spot a cyborg because they
have no emotion.
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They rarely blink.
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It's creepy.
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You see what I mean? She even speaks
cyborg again.
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Look at that doll hair.
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That's not human hair.
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What?
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The door was open, I swear.
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You're squishing my hand with your
hydraulic grip.
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Do you mind? I'm trying to learn
Bulgarian on my computer in case I visit
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Bulgaria. No such planet.
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Well, I'm having trouble filling out
this very complicated form.
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Complicated? This is an application.
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To rent video games.
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Yeah, well, I have trouble with tests or
forms or pencils.
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Under name, you put Leon.
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It's my favorite name. Her address, you
wrote, my home, America.
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Okay. What's the problem?
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Are you going to help me or not?
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Okay, fine.
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I'll help you out.
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But first, you have to help me with
something.
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Super wobbly.
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And as safety inspector, I say, we
should go higher.
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No, no, no.
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Are you serious?
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Aw, geez, you're a party pooper. Not
that. Look.
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My sister's on a skateboard.
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This can't be happening.
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I must be dreaming.
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I'm not dreaming. I'm not dreaming.
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That was my limited edition Tony Hawk.
I'm such an idiot.
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That was the matching mug.
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No, not the gravy boat.
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Not the gravy boat.
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Ginger,
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what are you doing here?
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And who taught you how to skate? Yeah.
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Who taught you how to skate, huh?
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Because it wasn't me.
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It definitely wasn't me.
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It was me.
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Of course it was.
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Ginger, this is not cool.
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Get used to it, buddy boy.
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I'm Peter.
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This is my world, bugger.
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I don't know what you're trying to
prove, but you don't belong here.
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It's a free country, boring breath.
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Leave.
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Make me.
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Anybody got a crowbar? I nailed my dead
arm again.
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I got it!
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I get that Ginger lives to annoy me, but
this was above and beyond.
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Beyond? Wait, wait, how beyond? Like
half -human, half -military robot
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Liz, stop, Lord.
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No, no, stop it. No, please.
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So I was about to lay down some serious
law with her when suddenly it all made
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sense. The brownies, the showing up at
ramps, the skating.
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She was there for Deuce.
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Deuce? Deuce.
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Deuce? Deuce.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Yes, you do. You like him. But I got a
newsflash for you, Missy.
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He's not interested.
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Why? Did he say something? No, no, no.
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Do you really think any skater would
want to hang out with a walking pit
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like you?
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Give me a break.
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That's weird. I called her pit sniffer
and I got nothing back.
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Usually, she's pretty good with the
return zingers.
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I'm gonna pick her.
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Vlog bucket.
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Commander hairball.
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Yep, something is definitely wrong with
this picture.
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Yeah, I like that.
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So, no comeback for Pit Sniffer?
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I don't know. I just saw him hanging
around.
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Thought he looked kind of cool.
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Different.
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Maybe he might like me.
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A tear?
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No, no, no. You were seeing things. No,
Luz. I'm telling you, I saw it. A single
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teardrop from her eye. What? It's
impossible, okay? Cyborgs, they don't
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would short out their circuitry.
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Unless she upgraded to a new model.
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Okay, look, I'm telling you one thing.
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My sister is a bum, and I hate to say
it, but I feel sorry for her.
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It's a brotherly moment there, bro.
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I want to throw up.
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Safety foreman, hereby deem Old Nasty
completely safe and ready to escape.
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Sweet.
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Safety
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foreman,
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maybe before Deuce takes the first
grind, we should let the captain try it
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first. That's a good call, Luth.
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Prepare the captain.
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Whenever we're not sure about a new
ramp, rail, slide, or jump, we like to
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it out with the guy we call the captain.
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This guy right here is a good guy. He
just has a very bad nose -picking habit.
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Disgusting. All right, let's hoist him
up. Here we go.
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Hold on.
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Okay, just be slow, slow.
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So, Deuce Man, having a little barbecue
later on. It's just going to be me and
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Luther and my sister.
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Just want to know if you wanted to swing
by.
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Sounds good. I know where I can go or
some briquette.
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Don't ask.
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No, we're good on charcoal, man. Need
anything else?
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No, thanks.
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Lawn domes, sprinkler heads.
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I got a couple of fax machines.
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Just bring the potato salad, dude.
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Challenge.
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I like it.
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Captain's ready. All right.
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Let her rip.
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Oh,
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no.
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I know.
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Sorry, little man, but old Askey is not
safe yet.
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Move aside, people!
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Safety first!
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You have to have some major figs to ride
that rail.
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Here's your potato salad.
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Hey, man.
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That is a lot of potato salad, and I'm
wondering where you got it. You sure ask
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a lot of questions.
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Well, have a seat.
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We're just waiting on one other person.
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Uh, oh, Ginger, could you come down here
real quick?
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For a second.
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Remember, the whole point of this
barbecue is to get Ginger and Deuce
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So we have to remember to be as romantic
-y as possible.
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Don't worry, okay? I speak lovey and
dovey.
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Bye.
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What do you want?
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Well, I'm just having a little impromptu
barbecue.
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Thought I could get you a little
FaceTime with Deuce over there.
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You can thank me later.
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You do not want to tell me. I look like
a horse's honey.
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And so I was hanging off the back of the
bread truck and skated across three
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lanes of traffic.
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Only way I was off the bridge, fell 200
feet in the river, swam home.
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Oh, dude, that is such a great story.
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The same sort of thing happened to me
last summer. I'm sure you'll appreciate
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this. A bee was in the kitchen.
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I had to lock myself in the pantry for
over five minutes.
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That story is weak!
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Hey, can you excuse me a sec?
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I'm dying over there.
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I don't even know how to talk to this
guy. You've got to give me something.
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I don't know, Ginge. He's an odd guy.
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All he cares about is skating and being
extreme.
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Speaking of which, I'm extremely out of
mustard. Excuse me.
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Extreme?
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I could be extreme.
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00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,430
I love me some mustard.
256
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,290
Where'd they go?
257
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:50,870
Dude!
258
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:55,170
It's bad, okay? They went down the
ramps. Ginger's gonna skate all nasty.
259
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:58,510
nasty? That thing's a death trap. Why
didn't you stop him?
260
00:16:58,830 --> 00:16:59,830
I'm not finished.
261
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:21,619
Oh, no, this is bad.
262
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,780
This is really, really bad.
263
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,020
So does Deuce look impressed?
264
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,680
Yeah, everybody's really impressed.
265
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,800
But forget about Deuce, okay? No, guys,
we're risking your life.
266
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,880
What am I supposed to do? I can't back
down now.
267
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,199
Everyone's watching.
268
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,360
You forget about everyone else.
269
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,820
Forget about Deuce. Just climb down.
270
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,200
All right.
271
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,180
There's nothing to see here, people.
She's climbing down.
272
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,400
Ah, boom!
273
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,320
That's good. That's good. Bring her
down.
274
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,520
Bring it.
275
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:01,900
Ginger,
276
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:09,400
that
277
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,440
was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
278
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,860
Really? You think so? I know so.
279
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,820
Excuse me while I take a shot.
280
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:25,460
Oh, and when I get back, I'm going to
want to hold your hand with my good arm.
281
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,520
Thank you.
282
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:33,500
Listen, I'm just glad that everything
worked out.
283
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,120
Everyone's happy.
284
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,300
No one got hurt.
285
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200
Don't look out!
286
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,010
and get back on my skateboard.
287
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,570
I tell ya, I'm gonna miss it.
288
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,310
Mind getting that?
289
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,250
Yeah. Juice, I've been thinking.
290
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:18,710
I don't really think this is gonna work
out.
291
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,350
But give me a call on this first deal.
292
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:21,710
But I don't have your number.
293
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:22,990
I know.
294
00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:26,850
Ginger?
295
00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:28,570
Wait.
296
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:32,590
After everything I did to fix you up,
you're dumping the guy.
297
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,100
She's one cold, heartless little girl.
298
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:48,580
Yeah.
299
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,100
Maybe she is a cyborg.
300
00:19:57,260 --> 00:20:00,980
Check this out. I rented the entire
Possum Zombie video game collection.
301
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,340
My new rental car.
302
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:04,420
I'm set for the weekend.
303
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,200
Loser Waffles?
304
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,460
That's me.
305
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,280
Worth the Federal Bureau of Fraud?
306
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,140
Did you fill this application out on
your own?
307
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,440
I sure did.
308
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:20,580
You're coming with us.
309
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:24,640
Why? Nobody's ever filled one of these
out so perfectly.
310
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,800
Too perfectly.
311
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:32,300
We have reason to believe you're a
cyborg. You're coming with us. No, no.
312
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,500
Guys, it wasn't me, okay? It was Ginger!
313
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,820
I swear!
314
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,620
She's a cyborg!
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