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You see this handrail right here?
Usually we'd be grinding all the way
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bad boy.
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But we're doing something a little
different today.
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We're in the mood for milkshakes.
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Ice cream.
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Milkage.
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Chocolate syrup.
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Uh, Luke, what are you doing?
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The bacon bit.
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Come on, what doesn't taste better with
bacon bits, right?
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Sure, this might seem a little extreme,
but you have to understand where Luther
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and I live. We live in... The No Fear
Zone!
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Yeah!
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And cut.
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Did we get it?
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Ah, fudge crackers, I didn't hit record.
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Luth, if we want to get our video on TV,
you have to press record. No problem,
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record. All right, let's do it again.
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Luth, you did remember to take the lint
cap off, right? Come on, man, I'm not
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dumb.
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Dude, you won't believe what happened
next. Oh, maybe. Don't forget that I'm a
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genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be
listening to us. Wait, don't tell me.
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Not again.
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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza.
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Then what? Nothing ever happens. Calm
down. It's only D -Day. We'll get a
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It won't take no one over to talk to
you. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.
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It's only birthday.
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But by tomorrow, we'll have to be
teachers.
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I have to admit, our milkshake footage
came out awesome.
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So we entered it into a video contest on
a local TV station.
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Let me tell them about the prizes.
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Hang on, Luke. The show is called The
Shred. It's hosted by Dale Davis, and
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all about skateboarding. Let me tell
them about the prizes. Not yet.
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Anyway, people send in wacky skate
videos, and Dale plays his favorite. The
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audience vote, and the winner get...
Luke?
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What?
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Prizes. Oh, yes.
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Huge prizes, okay? Killer pee in your
pants prizes.
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Like a roasted pig or a suit of armor.
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And the best one of all is... A case of
spray cheese!
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Come on, who doesn't love spray cheese?
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Finger cheese?
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No, no, bro. The fact is, we still take
our skateboarding very seriously. This
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is just a little diversion to keep us
loose. Right, Lutz? Oh, yeah, I'm
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loose.
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In the meantime, we're waiting for Dale
Davis to call us to see if our video
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made the show.
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Where's that phone?
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All right, stop!
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Just listen.
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Okay, I found it.
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Luke.
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Oh, I put it here so I wouldn't forget.
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Hello?
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Sure, I'll call you Dale.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh. You got it.
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You saw the video. He wants us to be on
the show.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Lurk, you do remember the rules?
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Two taps, a hug's over.
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Yeah.
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Hooch, it's that time of year again, and
we have a lot of work to do.
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in a meeting. Ooh, talking about lady
stuff, huh?
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I'm in. Actually, we're planning my
surprise birthday party. What? You guys
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your own surprise birthday parties?
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Isn't that, like, illegal or something?
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Tell him, pooch.
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She plans everything and shows up and
acts surprised.
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Watch.
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Hey, folks, it's time to meet our
finalists for this week's wackiest skate
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video. First up, from Pacific Terrace,
Zeke and Luther.
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Zeke is a C -9th grade student, and
Luther recently started knitting his own
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neckties. Took me three weeks.
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And their opponent, the reigning three
-time video champion, Barry the Goose.
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Goosey!
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So we're going up against our local
weird guy, Barry the Goose Goosey. He
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to be a decent skater. Now he works down
at Tire Depot and makes crazy skate
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videos on the side.
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Word on the street, Goose once ate a
live raccoon.
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No way. Hey, I'm just saying what the
street says, okay?
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Street gets chatty.
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All I want to say is that you got to go
extreme, man.
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You either go big or you go home.
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Clune on my way over, 43rd and Lexo have
at it.
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So, let's go on to the videos. And the
first up, Zeke and Luther's video. Whole
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lot of milkshaking going on.
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Their opponent, the goose. And a video
we like to call Rubble of
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Trouble.
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Take a look and see what the lucky
winner will get.
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Oh, this is my favorite part.
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A soft -serve ice cream machine.
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So, call in right now, folks. And
remember, you can call as many times as
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like.
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How about we invite Belinda Gronk?
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Pooch, I told you. I only want cool
people at my party. No Gronk.
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Milton Fist?
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Next. Wanda Hurdle. Okay, now you're not
even trying.
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person that absolutely must be at my
party is Hart Hamlin.
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Hart Hamlin?
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Beautiful, brunette, bad boy.
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Hart Hamlin?
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The one and the only.
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Hello? You want a bad boy? I'm about as
bad as they come, baby.
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I haven't brushed my teeth in five days.
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Give it up, stink.
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It'll never happen between you and me.
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Never. Yeah, well, I heard Hart only
dates chicks that are like five feet or
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taller. You're like four and change.
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It's true, Ginger.
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Hart's a tall chaser. If he wants tall,
then I'm going to give him tall.
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Hart Hamlin will be mine.
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We're back. The votes have been
tabulated and the results are in. Stacy?
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Oh, hold this.
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My favorite part.
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Oh, oh.
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For a guy. One for the blooper reel,
huh, Stacy?
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I have it. Thank you very much. And the
winner is... Goose! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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And... Zeke and Lou!
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So tune in next week when they bring in
more videos.
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I'm going to make a promise to all of
you right here and right now. I'm going
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crush these two losers.
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I'm going to chew them up and spit them
out.
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Oh, yeah? Well, Luther and I aren't
afraid of the goose because he just flew
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into the no fear zone.
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In the no fear zone, there's only one
thing served.
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Goose. What did you say?
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No, no, no. You heard us.
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Raccoon breath.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did.
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We're spying to find out what that hairy
bus waxer's up to.
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Luth over here takes his undercover work
very seriously.
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Right, Luth?
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Aw, man.
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Blew my cover.
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Everyone knows I'm a shrub.
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Is the rocket on?
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Feeling good, feeling good.
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Yeah, we good?
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Well, bro, looks like we're going to
have to kick it up a notch.
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But I don't mind, because where do we
reside, Lute? A town called Fearless.
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No, the No Fear Zone.
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All right, brother, the No Fear Zone.
Oh, yeah.
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Wait till we get to loading this.
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These aren't tall enough.
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We need to go taller, pooch. Taller!
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Ginger, you're out of control.
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I can handle it.
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It's time for the you -know -what.
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Ginger, no.
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Not the... Yes.
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The big mama.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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If we're going to win this, we need to
do something that's going to be wild.
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Something that's going to blow people's
minds.
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Ooh, ooh, I got it. Right here. I got
it.
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Luther? Okay, look.
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We rail slide the Great Wall of China.
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How about a thought we can actually pull
off, Luke?
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Well, if you... Let's go.
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Hey, Stinkster, what are you doing?
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You're just playing the finishing
touches on your sister's surprise party.
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That guy will do great. Crazy things for
love.
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It's her birthday?
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Huh. What are you gents up to?
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Not that I care.
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Just making small talk.
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Yeah, you know, we're brainstorming for
this video. It's supposed to really be
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impressive.
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Luce? I think I got it. Okay, so we're
going to fill our pants with helium and
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jump over the garage?
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We hit the ramp hard, and the helium gas
gives us just enough lift to clear it.
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Okay, but that's like... 50 feet. How
are we going to get down? It's just like
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Stinky's Balloons. We let the air out,
and down we come.
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Because where do we live, Lutz?
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The No Fear Zone. That's right.
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Don't get me wrong. I love the idea of
the No Fear Zone.
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But sometimes I get confused with the
Really, Really Bad Idea Zone.
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Okay, I think we got everything we need.
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I'm not scared either.
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What?
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I thought you said you were scared.
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No, I'm not scared.
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Why, are you scared? I'm not scared.
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You're not scared.
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Good, because we're definitely going to
beat the goose.
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Here, buddy.
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Slow, buddy.
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Hooch, heart looks so super bad boy
today.
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I'll take you there.
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Tiny food?
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Enjoy.
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Quiet, everybody.
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Ginger's coming.
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You ready to do this, Z?
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Yeah, sure.
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Where are we standing?
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The no fear zone.
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Right, right, right, right.
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Time to bring it down.
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Ready your zipper. Okay.
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One, two, unzip.
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This is bad.
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I can't unzip. Come on.
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Unzip. I have too much gas in my pants.
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Me too. Oh, no.
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Come on. What are we going to do?
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It's time for this lady to help herself
to a piece of birthday cake.
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If you know what I mean.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Cake! Shall we?
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Hey, Ginger.
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I'm liking the outfit.
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Thanks. I like it up here.
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Ooh, a penny!
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I really thought it could work out
between us, Ginger.
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Oh, well, party on.
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This is bad, man, okay? We're getting
higher and higher.
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Listen, Luth, we'll be fine, all right?
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Whoa!
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That thing came way too close. I saw the
pilot's face. He was laughing at us.
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What? Hey, we are not a freak show. We
are a freak show. This is all your
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What? All right.
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Stop. Stop. Calm down. Calm down.
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Luth, you're right.
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I got us all caught up in this stupid no
-fear zone.
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I was so obsessed with beating the goose
that I ended up being the goose.
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I should have told you I was scared.
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Dude, maybe being a little scared is
actually a good thing. It keeps you from
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doing things that are...
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Dumb.
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Uh -oh.
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What? Channel 7 action newscopter. Oh,
no.
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Oh, no.
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Swim away.
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Swim away. Oh, no.
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Butterfly. Butterfly.
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This is officially the worst birthday
ever.
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Not after you see my present.
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A slingshot?
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Not your typical gift for an 11 -year
-old girl.
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Your brother's making like a balloon
above Bayshore and Sixth. And you, my
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dearie, get to shoot him down with that
slingshot.
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Sound like fun?
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What?
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Well, Zeke, if this is the end, at least
we're heading into a beautiful sunset.
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Ow! Oh, what the corn?
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Ow!
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A stale donut bowl? What the fuck? I
don't want that.
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Hey.
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
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learn to quit while you're ahead.
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The votes have been counted. Who
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will take home our grand prize?
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Will it be Zeke and Luther's gassy
pants?
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Strange young man, but still a winner.
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Well,
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it was a wild ride. But it feels good to
be retired from the wacky video
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circuit. And the best part is, now we
have all the creamy goodness we can eat
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whenever we want.
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Cone? Who needs a cone?
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May I cut in?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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You love an idol.
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