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What's up, people?
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I'm Diamond Jim Dantley.
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But you already know that.
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Once again, Dantley Skateboards is
proud.
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No, no.
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Honored to partner with Don's Donuts.
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Hi, everybody.
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Don will be hosting the All Hands on
Deck Contest. Yeah!
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Sorry. The new Street Warrior.
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All graphite deck 100 times stronger
than wood, but oh, so much lighter.
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Four and a half ounces lighter than last
year's Street Warrior. That's right.
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Man, I've been having sweet dreams about
this baby. Well, keep on dreaming,
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because I'm going to win this, which is
why I had moms make me this special
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carrying case made of the finest
Corinthian leather.
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You smell that.
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Get, get, get, get, get.
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Now, Mr. Don Donaldson will go over the
rules for tomorrow's contest.
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Do it up, Don, and do it nice.
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The rules are simple.
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Whoever keeps their hand on the board
the longest wins.
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Now there will be no shoving, poking,
gouging, pinching, tickling, spitting,
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slapping, whacking, smacking,
shellacking.
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It's a test of stamina. You get hungry,
dizzy, and you have to use the bathroom.
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That's why I'm wearing my secret weapon.
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Super absorbent.
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Watch.
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And finally, no fake hands to hold on to
the board with.
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I'll take that. Thank you very much.
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, that's right. Aunt Janet's having a
baby. That's great.
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Aunt Janet pops out a couple of kids
every year.
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Nice.
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So you and Dad are driving up there?
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Ginger sit?
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Ginger sit tomorrow?
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But I'm in a contest tomorrow. Can't
Aunt Janet have her baby next weekend?
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Bro.
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Dang.
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Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, so maybe.
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Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone should be listening to
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us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.
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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?
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Let's get a pizza and then we'll act
like nothing ever happened. Calm down.
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only Tuesday.
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We'll get a pizza and hope that no one
will ever hear us talking. Calm down.
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Cause I'm a genius.
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It's only Thursday.
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And by tomorrow we'll have everything
just fine.
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Here's how it's going down. I'm the
boss, the head honcho, the sultan of
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No shenanigans, like last time.
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What? Poochie and I went to the beach.
In Mexico.
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Olé, Mexico!
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I mean, thanks for the postcard, but
just know this time, it's not happening.
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I'm keeping an eye on you, and you're
not going anywhere.
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What do you care what I do? I don't. I
just don't want to get in trouble with
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Mom and Dad again.
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Well, don't worry. I have a flute
recital next week.
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Fine. Good.
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I look forward to seeing you as little
as possible.
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I know what you're thinking.
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How am I going to be in that contest if
I have to keep an eye on Minnie Munch?
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Well, I have a plan.
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A plan so crazy, so bizarre, that it
just might work.
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Cork it, Minnie Munch.
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Not bad, Oz.
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But you've got to say it more irritated.
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You've got to feel it, Oz.
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Oz, you'll be my eyes and ears.
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I'm just a cell phone call away.
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Now try the next one.
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Get lost, runcicle.
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Get lost, runcicle.
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Okay, look.
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This is Ozzie Kephart. Okay, it's not
going to work. He's a doorknob. Excuse
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I heard that.
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Won't Ginger take one look at him and
know who he is? Bro, Ginger and I may
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in the same house, but she doesn't give
me a second look. Just watch.
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Oh, Ginger, could you come in here real
quick?
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What?
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Torch it, Fleabite.
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Stop it, monkey breath.
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Slow down.
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We know we've got five -minute bathroom
breaks.
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Oh, yeah.
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I won't need them.
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Fuckers.
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Ten.
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Nine.
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Eight.
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Seven. Hold it!
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Ah, pretzels. Get the plump.
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What are you doing here?
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Little history on Dois and Charlie
Plump.
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They're mean, and they come from a
family of barbers.
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Yeah, and they think it's funny to
harass kids and give them haircuts.
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Here they got us right before seventh
grade picture day.
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Wow.
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Three, two, one, go!
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You know, boys, I'm glad you showed up.
Up top.
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You know it.
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Hey, you're up!
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tricked me charlie you numbskull who
gets knocked out in 10 seconds 10
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it was five check your watch step away
from the board
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nobody punks a plunk i just did
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amateurs what are you laughing at you're
on my radar dude next time we see you
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it's gonna be haircut time snip snip
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Dude, what are you doing? The plunks,
and now you've made their lift.
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I don't care.
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Nothing's gonna stop me from winning
this board.
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Okay, meditate.
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What's up, Ozzy? As requested, Captain.
Reporting for duty. Hold on, my galaxy's
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under attack!
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On dock!
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Ozzy, are you playing another one of
your stupid video games?
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Stupid? My brethren from four continents
are linked online, ready to fight to
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the bitter end. Is that...
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Stupid. Yes, it's very stupid. You're
supposed to be watching Ginger,
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Oh, Ginger.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She's playing some sweet flute music.
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Beethoven's Fifth played to perfection,
I might add.
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Attack! We're under attack!
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Maputo, behind you!
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Maputo, now!
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Medic!
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I'm mad at you.
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Kojo, you want to tell me what you're
doing?
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A lot of balls.
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I'm not it. Don, he's breaking the
rules.
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Rules prohibit centipede bugs, potato
bugs, and bat poop, but there's nothing
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here about big hairy spiders.
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Pays to know the rules.
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I'm sugar and spice.
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I'm not it and nice. I'm not it. I'm not
it.
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Not it.
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So break it down now.
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Luther. I'm not it. Luther.
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Break it down.
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Break it down.
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Break it.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to tell you something, but
don't freak out. You can tell me
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I'm loose.
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Lucy, girl, who's there?
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Spider.
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Where? Left shoulder.
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You're out, Luther.
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It is over for you, okay?
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Because now I am committed to making
sure my hombre wins.
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What do you want, a falafel?
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Pillow? Greek food? Name anything. No,
no, you know what would really help me
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out is if you go check on Ginger. She's
crafty, and I think Ozzy's lost in
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space.
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Done. Thanks.
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I'm watching.
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supposed to be helping the nooblings
that came at us from all sides okay all
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right okay it'll be okay we will live to
see another day game over weirdo
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ginger wait your brother's been looking
for you what the who
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are you where's ginger stay right there
a professional flute
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guy she paid him Okay, did Ozzie have
any idea where she might be? Any idea at
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all? I'm right here.
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Done. A dozen soy glazed.
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To go.
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Ginger, this is not cool. You're
supposed to be home. So are you.
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What are you going to do about it?
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Oh, you can't stop me. If you just let
go of the board.
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Closer.
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Closer.
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Watch out!
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There you go, Ginger.
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I'll put it on your tab.
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Thanks, son.
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Bon voyage.
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Ginger, I'm sorry I can't pick up my
phone right now. I'll get back to you.
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Ginger, it's me again. Get your butt
home now.
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I'd be worried about your sister, too.
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It's been over an hour.
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She could be lost.
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In a ditch.
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There's that really creepy guy flipping
that foam sign off the Nimitz Freeway.
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Zeke, being an older brother is a huge
responsibility.
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If I were in your shoes, I'd leave right
now.
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I know what you're doing, and it's not
gonna work.
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I'm winning this skateboard.
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I had you for like a second!
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I'm using this new underarm deodorant
called Fresh Guy. Look, I don't give a
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snot, okay?
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Rollerball and spray.
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Gel. Oh, nice.
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Waffles. And Kephart.
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Noice and Charlie Plunk. Hello,
gentlemen.
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Don't worry, I'm in control here. Don't
do anything stupid.
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When did we see you last, Ozzy? About
six weeks ago.
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Looking a little bit shaggy.
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Yeah, you are.
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I am looking quite shaggy. Whoa!
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Put that thing away, Ozzy. It's Javarian
power.
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You can't do that.
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Oh, baby blue.
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Ozzy?
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Run! Okay.
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Oh,
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Luthor.
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Who's that?
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I don't know his name.
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Her name. Sorry.
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I've been running from the plunks all
day, okay? I ran to a chicken farm.
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All right.
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Well, now I need your help, okay? Ginger
is still missing, okay? I need you to
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check the bus station, the train
station. Wait, wait, wait.
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Have you been listening?
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Okay, the plunks are on a warpath, man.
Look, they got Ozzy. It couldn't have
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been that bad.
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Well, it's dead.
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I'm not going out there.
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Oh, the plot thickens, Doctor.
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What you gonna do?
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Ginger is 10 going on 40.
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She's smart, scrappy, and afraid of
nothing.
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She's probably okay. She's definitely
okay. I don't even know why I'm worried.
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I'm going to have to ask you to step
away from the board.
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Well, I won.
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I won the board.
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Why?
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Why?
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Because I'm her big brother, and I have
to make sure she's okay.
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So I can wring her neck.
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Hey, look. Wait, wait, wait. You can't
go out there, okay? The plunks are out
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there, and they want you bad.
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Bad.
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I don't care.
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Go Joe!
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Congrats, man!
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Too much, too much, too much.
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The Deadly Street Warrior is all yours.
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I want to thank all my folks at Deadly,
my family, my agent, and
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all my female ladies all across the
globe. I go alphabetically.
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Abigail.
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Alicia, Angela, the other Angela.
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Hey, gentlemen. What a pleasant
surprise.
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Very pleasant.
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Deep condition once a week. Could you
just hurry it up?
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We'll get to you soon enough.
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His sister, he was babysitting her and
she ran off. Do you mind taking a little
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off the top? Shut your pie hole!
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How old is she?
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Ten. Ten?
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That's a little young to be out on her
own.
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There's some real unsavory types out
there. Wait a minute, Dwight.
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Didn't we see that little girl pulling a
suitcase?
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A suitcase?
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That's her.
253
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Right. Little girl.
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Shoulder length. Mousy brown. She'd be
great with highlights.
255
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,080
Yeah, yeah. Where'd you see her?
256
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Walking up Crescent Road. Crescent Road?
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She's at Poochie's.
258
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,720
You should call her.
259
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,579
You should call her. It'll put your mind
at ease, and then you guys can enjoy
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your haircut.
261
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See, we have a sister, Carmen.
262
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She's a pain in the keister, but... We
love her.
263
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,119
Yeah, that's great.
264
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,440
She's in trouble.
265
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,280
All right, forget the haircuts.
266
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Let's get to Poochie.
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Hello, Magruder residence.
268
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Poochie speaking.
269
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Hello?
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Poochie, this movie's a stinker. Let's
do something else.
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Traits?
272
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:05,420
We cannot go in there. We should call
for backup.
273
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Backup? What backup?
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Okay,
275
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look, it is ugly in there, okay? We
can't just waltz in there.
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Battering ram.
277
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We can use Charlie as a battering ram.
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I'm Charlie.
279
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Guys, that's ridiculous. We're not using
anyone as a battering ram.
280
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:53,530
Looks like you're safe and sound. Of
course we're safe and sound, you doofus.
281
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:54,930
were playing charades.
282
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Charades? We're up for charades.
283
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,310
Or we could just leave. Yeah.
284
00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,089
There's Mom and Dad.
285
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Here they come.
286
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,730
I need to know one thing.
287
00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:28,810
You gave up that skateboard to come
looking for me. Why?
288
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Because... Because I didn't want to get
in trouble with Mom and Dad.
289
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:42,290
Okay, I just wanted to make sure it
wasn't that, you know, you actually
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about me.
291
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Heck no.
292
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Because then you'd have to thank me for
being a cool brother.
293
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Which could lead to all sorts of
nonsense.
294
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Like hugs.
295
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Or remembering each other's birthdays.
296
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You're March 6th.
297
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April 7th.
298
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But I'm touched you came that close.
299
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Come on, let's go say hi to Mom and Dad.
300
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:18,650
Oh, again with this break in? Come on,
give me a break. I do shower once a
301
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,310
And now I gotta thank my female ladies,
continuing with the M.
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Margie and her sister Myrna.
303
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Uh,
304
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Maureen.
305
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Oh, you lock up.
306
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I'm heading home.
307
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Um, and of course Mercedes.
308
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,470
Can't forget her, you know.
309
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:39,730
Moesha, Nancy, uh, Narnia, uh,
Nathanielisha.
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