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As you might have guessed, it's Halloween.

And every year, Luther loves to bop her apples.

He's gotten pretty good at it. So this year, I made it just a little harder for

him.

Nice, Luther.

The other cool thing is, we found a killer vintage skateboard on the net.

Whoa, Luther.

Nice hat.

We're so pumped about this board. It's one of a kind. Yeah.

No one's going to have a board like this in the whole wide world. We're so

stoked about this board, we're even going to spring for the Super Express

shipping.

And... That was fast.

Thank you.

Whoa, mama.

It's even awesomer in person. Man, we totally scored.

Come on, we've got to show this to the guys. All going to be jealous.

Oh, but first, let's take a second to savor the moment. Okay. We're teenagers,

we have a cool classic board, and it's Halloween.

Slow butter.

Extra slow.

What's wrong?

I don't know. I feel a little weird.

Maybe it's just the face of my pants.

Okay.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, so maybe.

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one ever heard us talking. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

It's only Thursday.

And by tomorrow we'll have everything just fine.

What's your sister doing?

She's selling knock -off candy to little kids who can't wait till the night till

their sugar fix.

Silly little kids. Right.

Can I have a candy bar, please?

Okay. I've got Bitterfinger, Salmon Joy, Gravy Ruth. Wait, Gravy Ruth?

Where did you get these?

Peru. All of the good candy comes from Peru.

Come on, Luz. We've got to go show our new board down at Ramps.

Let me get a sneakers bar and some gummy hairs.

Keep the change. I'll be back later.

Get your Halloween panty now.

No drinks, just treats.

You're not going to scare me with that dog suit, stinky cat.

Why aren't you scared, muffin toes?

Because I'm way too mature.

Write to me. You have to go trick -or -treating with me in a costume of my

choosing. Fine, but you'll never scare me.

Well, unless you took a bath.

That would be startling.

Your insults are like kisses.

They only make me tingle.

Prepare to be scared.

Watch out for that pumpkin.

How about we take a shortcut through the cemetery?

I would. I definitely would. But I don't feel like being buried alive by the

evil gravedigger.

He doesn't actually bury kids alive, Luth. It's all a local legend.

It's a legend based on stone -cold fact -based rumors.

Some towns get a cool Bigfoot or an awesome chainsaw freak.

Yeah, sorry, I couldn't find a real chainsaw.

But in our town, we get a weird gravedigger with a rusty shovel.

He's been scaring little kids for years.

Whatever. I think he's just a cranky old dude with too tight underwear.

Come on, Luth, let's go for it. I mean, I'm not afraid of that gravedigger.

You're not?

No. Then why don't you tell him yourself?

Stay away from here!

You're gonna have to do better than that, Thinky Cat.

Aw, man.

What am I gonna do with this boa constrictor?

Hey, lady!

Zeke, that gravedigger freaked me out, man.

My adrenaline's going.

And those gummy hairs.

I got the loosies.

Whoa, Luth Goop!

When'd you get the new deck?

Hands off, bro.

Hey, guys, gather round.

Check out what Luth and me got off the Internet.

Better let me ride that thing first, so it knows what a real skater feels like.

Oh, sure, Kojo, you can.

In a million years, when I'm gone and the board is disintegrated to dust.

Take that as a no.

So what do you think, man? Are we gonna, like, abhorrent? That was a no, right?

Yes.

Yes? That was a no or yes as in... You're not riding the board.

She hugged me anyway.

Please. All right, Luce. I think you should test out the board first.

Really?

All right.

Wait.

Hold my fist.

Okay. And just remember to take it slow and see how she feels.

Whoa, it's pulling to the right.

Let me see.

Okay, try it out.

Whoa, okay.

Yeah, she's pulling way to the right. Maybe she needs to be warmed up. I

Yeah, it's pulling to the right. Way to the right. Whoa, whoa. Whoa.

He must have hit a rock or something.

I didn't see one. Huh.

Maybe it needs new bushings or something.

Zeke. What?

The eye, it just gleamed at me.

Gleamed? Yeah.

Gleam, glare, glow, whatever.

Whoa, Luth, chill out. You know you have an overactive imagination.

But an eye's just active enough. Come on, let's just take it over the wheels

a tune -up. Okay, you're carrying it. Fine, fine.

You don't have to say fine when I say fine, all right? All right.

You don't have to say all right. Fine.

Hey, take a number.

Let me adjust with your accent.

Factory settings are a joke.

Next. Wheels.

Hold it.

81.

82. That's right here.

All right, make it fast.

Because I got grilled cheese going. Ow, and it is really hot.

We got this board on the internet, right? It's crazy.

No way.

Are you kidding me?

Rumor was it had been destroyed.

You know that board, Will?

If I'm not mistaken, and I am never mistaken, this is the Ojo Delgado.

The Hula Dega Wada Gato? The eye of the cat.

It's my doorbell.

I rigged it for Halloween.

Believe me, dudes, the eye of the cat is an evil board.

It was born bad.

What? No. A board isn't just born bad.

Ever notice how when your mouth starts moving, your brain stops working?

Oh, snap.

Just facts. You aren't supposed to back me up. Every rider who's ever owned it

ends up in a catastrophic crash.

Take a look at this.

Bunder, a .k .a. Lawrence the Great, rode the Eye of the Cat the morning of

August 29th, 1972.

Within the hour, he'd be airlifted to Memorial Hospital, where surgeons would

work through the night to try and save his big toe.

Sadly, they could not.

And from that day on, Lawrence the Great would forever be known as Larry the

Limper. That was one accident. You can't blame it on the board.

Eye of the Cat turns up again, 1985.

Little Dickie Donovan had an accident so strange and odd, it was never fully

explained. And I have footage.

Right here.

Oh, that's amazing.

So people spontaneously combust? It happens all the time, right?

Look, dude, there is one way for us to get to the bottom of this.

We should have a seance.

A seance?

What's a seance? We're not... Having a seance, that's ridiculous.

You're ridiculous.

Wheels, there's nothing wrong with this war that a tune -up couldn't fix.

Dude, I am telling you, there is some kind of spirit controlling the Ojo

Delgado.

And it's evil.

You keep ringing my doorbell.

I don't know, man.

I think Wheels was right.

What the heck?

I don't like the way it's looking at me.

Okay, you know, that's it.

You've crossed the line, Luther.

A board is a thing of joy and freedom. It's goodness on four wheels, and I'm

going to prove it to you.

Trust me, it's going to be as smooth as a freshly drained pool.

Now do you think it's haunted?

You're right, man.

That thing is whack.

Never thought I'd have to do something like this to a skateboard.

Had to be done.

The eye of the cat was a sweet looking board, but we had no choice.

I had to get rid of it.

It's like you wouldn't be freaked.

What

are

you doing with that thing? It came back.

No! Yes. No!

Yes, and I can't get rid of it.

Well, what are we going to do if we can't get rid of it?

We're going to go back to wheels, and we're going to have that stance.

I think the eye of the cat came back for a reason. It wants something, Luz.

That's some freaky cheese, man.

All right, chumps.

I'll give you five dollars if you let me ride that tasty board.

You don't want to ride it, okay? If the man wants to ride the board, he can ride

the board.

No replaying, okay?

Hey, Ginger. I like your costume, Don.

I'm a beauty pageant contestant.

Hope you win.

Ginger, have you tried one of my new ghostly glazed? They're hauntingly

delicious. Don't mind if I do.

Thanks, Don.

I don't think she was scared.

Obviously. You do know you're going to have to pay for those donuts, right?

Okay. And for a new tabletop, because you thought out that giant hole.

Love makes a man do strange things, Don.

Can I be alone?

Sure.

We need to find out what the board won.

A stand to allow us to communicate with the spirit world.

It just sounds like a lot of squeaking.

We should try it backwards. That is a great idea, Zeke. Thank you.

I hear something.

It's in a tiny voice.

Yes. It says, beware.

Yes.

Beware.

Or maybe it just said, feed bears.

Feed bears.

Look, all I know is that every time we stepped on that board, it pulled to the

right. That's north.

Or south.

Hey, what direction are you facing?

All right, one of us should stand on it. See if the board is trying to take us

somewhere. That's a good idea.

Okay.

I'll do it.

Good luck.

Good luck.

It's not moving.

I think it wants to go north.

I believe that was fouled.

Zeke, you'll ride the eye of the cat. And Luther, you'll be his wingman on

board. Okay.

Where will you be? I'll stay here and wait to be contacted by walkie -talkies.

Wait.

We don't have walkie -talkies. Yeah.

Not my fault.

Look, dude, I got a business to run, okay? I can't get all mutilated in some

grisly accident.

You two are expendable.

Good luck, dude.

Well... Are you...

Sure you want to do this? You have to, Luke.

You have to solve the mystery or this board will be tormenting us for the rest

of our lives. Yeah, but we could still... So wherever the eye of the cat

to go, we're gonna go.

Does that mean me too? Come on.

Congratulations. Mmm, ketchup.

Just what my price needed.

I give up! Forget it! You win!

I always do.

Please tell me it doesn't want to go in here.

I think it does, Lute.

But what about the grave digger?

Maybe he doesn't work tonight. It's a holiday.

It's Halloween.

The one night he would work.

Chill, Lute. We have to see this thing through.

Open the gate.

But I don't want to open the gate.

Here we go.

What are you kids doing in here?

Or drunk a root beer and flew.

Wait, why haven't we done that?

I told you.

Quit skating. Start digging the family business.

Get it?

Digging. So you just gave it away?

No. My dad sold it in the newspaper.

Oh. Oh, I cried.

Oh, but not that.

I've waited so long for this.

I'm outskies.

What do you know?

So the whole time, the eye of the cat just wanted to go home.

Probably just wanted a real skater to ride him.

And a best bud to back him up.

Yeah.

Weird night, huh?

Yeah. You know what's even weirder? What?

Being alone in a graveyard on Halloween.

Yeah.

gave up stinky cast although i must admit your grave digger costume is

good especially the beard hey ginger hey

stinky yeah i just wanted to say thanks to them

fellers again for returning my skateboard i just wanted to thank you

me

already so sweaty.

We just put it on.