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Morning, bro.

Morning, dude.

You know the drill. Once around the block, first one back wins breakfast.

Ooh, yummy.

Ah, pit stain.

He only put the coupon in the box.

I can't forget my lucky nickel on it.

You know, I love lute, but sometimes I don't get them.

I mean, would Tony Hawk have a lucky nickel?

Heck no. Or stick a seven of diamonds in his helmet? Or put a horseshoe in his

pants? I mean, that's unprofessional.

Okay, maybe not unprofessional, but it's kind of strange.

Shoot, shoot, Hawk. Break it down.

What are we waiting on?

Ready, set, go.

I think I broke my jaw.

It's all better.

you off my new business card there's an ant on it look it off house painting dog

walking massage swedish and shiatsu i don't like that i also provide complete

video production services

I'm gonna grab you by your tail, put you in a cage, you little...

Jumpsuit Man, he's on a warpath.

A warpath.

He was... Luce Corkett, look behind me.

Cojo, what are you doing?

Celebrating. It's your birthday?

It's banking time.

Don't the brakes, Luce Goop.

It's not my birthday.

I'm celebrating the 20 ,000th hit online.

Watch it.

A couple weeks ago, Kojo's mom filmed him nailing a rail slide down at the

No biggie.

He did do a blindfold.

What I'm talking about!

Rops. Whatever.

A lot of guys post their jumps online.

It's a way to get your name out there. Sort of a launching pad to becoming pro.

It legitimizes you. That may be the biggest word you've ever used.

Snackalicious? Not a word.

20 ,000 hits? I mean, they should put me on a stamp. Name a candy bar after me.

Hey, I like that.

Kojo bar.

20 ,000 is nothing, man. Matter of fact, we're about to post a trick that'll

blow yours out of the water. Yeah. We even hired a professional camera guy.

We did?

Yeah, we did. Remember?

The famous guy?

Oh, right. The famous guy, definitely.

None of this amateur stuff for us.

Hey, what the?

That's that little mouse.

Look, a little critter.

He must have escaped from Joseph Johnson.

You little cutie patootie.

Yeah. There is no way you and Dr. Doolittle here are going to make a video

better than mine.

He's licking me.

I did something sort of stupid today, and I really need your advice.

I told Kojo... Hang on. Let me get my dumb bottle.

I asked you not to call it that. A couple of weeks ago, Ginger saw a dog

on TV use a squirt bottle to squirt a dog and make sure he didn't pee on the

table. So here was the deal. She could squirt me any time I did anything dumb.

In return, I got her cupcake. To be honest, I didn't think I was ever going

do anything dumb again.

Okay. Go ahead.

I told Kojo that... I didn't even get to the dumb part yet.

Sorry. Itchy finger.

Keep going.

I told Kojo that I hired a professional cameraman to shoot me and Luther

skateboarding.

Do you know any professional camera dudes who would video us?

There's a kid in my class. His name is Garrett. But everyone calls him Stinky

Cast. Give him a ring.

Ginger, seriously, thank you.

Hey!

That's for leaving the toilet seat up last night. I fell in.

Letting the rat hang out in the old army fort. You know, I don't use it anymore.

Reporting to duty, sir.

Luther Waffle is here at your command.

Go! The enemy is behind us! Go!

Where did you... Yes!

I finally won an attack.

You know, you must be good luck.

I'm gonna call you lucky.

Hey, you stinky cat, the video guy? Yeah, you the dumb brother, the squirt

bottle guy?

Yeah.

So you know how to shoot skateboarding?

Eh, action's all the same. Shoot low, don't anticipate, boom, boom.

All right.

So what about money?

Consider it a gift.

You put in a good word for me with your sister. I sort of have feelings for her.

She is crazy hot.

Oh, that's crazy gross.

But you got yourself a deal.

You're kidding, right? This stuffed rib is your professional cameraman?

Give me a break.

I told you, right?

I saw your video. Who directed it? My mom, Nancy.

Yes, you are.

What's his problem? He's superstitious, and he's really starting to bug the sap

out of me.

Shoo, shoo, huck, huck, boogie down.

Let's go, lucky pants.

Oh, yeah.

I'm feeling like something hot and buttery. Not an Ollie with a corn

Can't be done.

Follow my lead.

We're squishing lucky.

It's okay.

Say sorry.

Just say sorry.

Sorry. Good.

He didn't mean it.

Hola, everyone.

Welcome to the premiere of the hottest gay clip in Internet history.

All right, keep cell phones turned off until after the show. All right. All

right. Uh, this is where they're showing the world's lamest video.

Hey, look, here comes Olivia.

What is he doing? Her accent throws me off, man. I'm just never sure what she's

saying. All right, look.

Just do what I do in algebra, all right? Just nod, smile, understand.

Hello, boys.

Hey, girls. What a smashing idea to have an actual red carpet soiree.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Luther?

Before I ask Luther to roll the tape, give it up for our director, Stinky Cat!

Meow.

Oh. All right, Luther. Roll the magic.

We're having some technical difficulties.

What? What's going on back there?

Lucky is sort of eating the tape.

What? We ain't got no backup.

Let's get out of here.

People, please remain calm.

Luther, seriously, what is going on?

The poor guy, he ate the tape. He was probably hungry.

That was the world's lamest video ever.

Kojo out.

That was a royal flop.

I'm going to need a bigger bottle.

Are you kidding me?

I mean, did you see that jump we hit? And now because of what Luth did, no

going to see it online.

Oh, and you can bet I let Luth have it. You nincompoop. From now on, no more

lucky charms. No salt shakers, no lucky nickel, no rabbit's feet. Skateboarding

is about hard work, dedication, and having major guttage. You got that?

Yeah, I got that.

Major guttage. I think Luth got the message loud and clear.

I guess there's no more lucky business.

Right, Lucky?

Lucky? Where are you?

Lucky?

Lucky!

Don't play with me. This isn't funny.

Come on, boy.

You report to duty right now, mister.

Come on, boy.

Come on, boy.

We have to help the poor guy. He's out there. He's alone.

Helpless.

Luz, you said you were done with all that lucky garbage.

I am. I swear.

But he's my bro.

Bro.

Bro.

Jumpsuit's got him.

Jumpsuit's got him. Come here.

Jumpsuit's got him.

No way, Luce.

Jumpsuit is freak city. Total freak city.

No one knows much about Jumpsuit except for the fact that he wears a jumpsuit

every day and does weird stuff in his garage.

There are plenty of rumors about what goes on in there.

All of them scary.

Luce, lucky the goner. Face it.

So you're not going to help me?

No, and don't give me that sad puppy dog face either. That will not work.

No way.

Never.

I really dislike myself right now.

Thanks, Steve. When we get back, Lucky and I, we're going to get you a thank

gift. Maybe a cowboy hat. I don't want a cowboy hat. No, you look good in a

cowboy hat. I don't want a stinking cowboy hat. We're going to get him a

hat.

Yes, Ginger, I'm about to do something dumb.

Extremely dumb.

There's something about putting on a ninja outfit that makes you totally

on your feet.

There's nothing cooler than flying over the hood of a car.

Whoa.

What do you think it is?

It's a deforce modulation attenuator. How on earth did you know that?

It says it right there.

Wow.

Who would have known old Jumpsy was a high -flying astronaut?

I just thought he was a grumpy geezer.

There's Lucky.

Come on, Zeke, you gotta try this out.

We're here to get lucky, not screw around.

I know, but the plan didn't say anything about running into this G -Force thingy

-ma -deely.

Wow.

Booth, no!

Booth, I forbid you.

It's bomb, bro!

Woo! Mr. Waffle, I'm disappointed in you.

doubt that skateboarding is about hard work dedication and having major guttage

but maybe luther's right maybe luck comes into it every now and again i mean

what else explains stinky cat pestering my little sister falling over a wagon

and dropping his camera in just the right spot or a kid leaving his hockey

in the middle of the sidewalk and all of it being captured on the coolest video

ever

There's got to be some luck in that.

Thank you.

We'll do it again sometime.

Thanks, man. Thanks for coming.

Not bad.

Now I play the waving game.

That was fashionably, simply riveting.

Cool. Cheers.

Thanks, man. We appreciate it.

When you get 20 ,000 hits, holler at me.

You'll be hearing from us real soon, then.

Eat it, bro.

Woo!

High's the limit, man.

Warm out, Keith.

Hey,

Louie, aren't you forgetting something?

It's our lucky charm.

Bro.