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Morning, bro.
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Morning, dude.
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You know the drill. Once around the
block, first one back wins breakfast.
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Ooh, yummy.
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Ah, pit stain.
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He only put the coupon in the box.
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I can't forget my lucky nickel on it.
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You know, I love lute, but sometimes I
don't get them.
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I mean, would Tony Hawk have a lucky
nickel?
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Heck no. Or stick a seven of diamonds in
his helmet? Or put a horseshoe in his
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pants? I mean, that's unprofessional.
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Okay, maybe not unprofessional, but it's
kind of strange.
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Shoot, shoot, Hawk. Break it down.
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What are we waiting on?
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Ready, set, go.
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I think I broke my jaw.
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It's all better.
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you off my new business card there's an
ant on it look it off house painting dog
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walking massage swedish and shiatsu i
don't like that i also provide complete
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video production services
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I'm gonna grab you by your tail, put you
in a cage, you little...
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Jumpsuit Man, he's on a warpath.
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A warpath.
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He was... Luce Corkett, look behind me.
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Cojo, what are you doing?
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Celebrating. It's your birthday?
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It's banking time.
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Don't the brakes, Luce Goop.
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It's not my birthday.
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I'm celebrating the 20 ,000th hit
online.
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Watch it.
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A couple weeks ago, Kojo's mom filmed
him nailing a rail slide down at the
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No biggie.
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He did do a blindfold.
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What I'm talking about!
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Rops. Whatever.
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A lot of guys post their jumps online.
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It's a way to get your name out there.
Sort of a launching pad to becoming pro.
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It legitimizes you. That may be the
biggest word you've ever used.
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Snackalicious? Not a word.
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20 ,000 hits? I mean, they should put me
on a stamp. Name a candy bar after me.
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Hey, I like that.
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Kojo bar.
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20 ,000 is nothing, man. Matter of fact,
we're about to post a trick that'll
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blow yours out of the water. Yeah. We
even hired a professional camera guy.
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We did?
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Yeah, we did. Remember?
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The famous guy?
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Oh, right. The famous guy, definitely.
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None of this amateur stuff for us.
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Hey, what the?
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That's that little mouse.
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Look, a little critter.
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He must have escaped from Joseph
Johnson.
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You little cutie patootie.
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Yeah. There is no way you and Dr.
Doolittle here are going to make a video
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better than mine.
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He's licking me.
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I did something sort of stupid today,
and I really need your advice.
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I told Kojo... Hang on. Let me get my
dumb bottle.
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I asked you not to call it that. A
couple of weeks ago, Ginger saw a dog
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on TV use a squirt bottle to squirt a
dog and make sure he didn't pee on the
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table. So here was the deal. She could
squirt me any time I did anything dumb.
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In return, I got her cupcake. To be
honest, I didn't think I was ever going
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do anything dumb again.
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Okay. Go ahead.
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I told Kojo that... I didn't even get to
the dumb part yet.
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Sorry. Itchy finger.
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Keep going.
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I told Kojo that I hired a professional
cameraman to shoot me and Luther
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skateboarding.
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Do you know any professional camera
dudes who would video us?
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There's a kid in my class. His name is
Garrett. But everyone calls him Stinky
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Cast. Give him a ring.
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Ginger, seriously, thank you.
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Hey!
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That's for leaving the toilet seat up
last night. I fell in.
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Letting the rat hang out in the old army
fort. You know, I don't use it anymore.
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Reporting to duty, sir.
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Luther Waffle is here at your command.
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Go! The enemy is behind us! Go!
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Where did you... Yes!
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I finally won an attack.
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You know, you must be good luck.
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I'm gonna call you lucky.
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Hey, you stinky cat, the video guy?
Yeah, you the dumb brother, the squirt
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bottle guy?
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Yeah.
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So you know how to shoot skateboarding?
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Eh, action's all the same. Shoot low,
don't anticipate, boom, boom.
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All right.
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So what about money?
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Consider it a gift.
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You put in a good word for me with your
sister. I sort of have feelings for her.
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She is crazy hot.
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Oh, that's crazy gross.
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But you got yourself a deal.
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You're kidding, right? This stuffed rib
is your professional cameraman?
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Give me a break.
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I told you, right?
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I saw your video. Who directed it? My
mom, Nancy.
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Yes, you are.
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What's his problem? He's superstitious,
and he's really starting to bug the sap
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out of me.
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Shoo, shoo, huck, huck, boogie down.
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Let's go, lucky pants.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm feeling like something hot and
buttery. Not an Ollie with a corn
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Can't be done.
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Follow my lead.
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We're squishing lucky.
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It's okay.
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Say sorry.
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Just say sorry.
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Sorry. Good.
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He didn't mean it.
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Hola, everyone.
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Welcome to the premiere of the hottest
gay clip in Internet history.
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All right, keep cell phones turned off
until after the show. All right. All
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right. Uh, this is where they're showing
the world's lamest video.
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Hey, look, here comes Olivia.
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What is he doing? Her accent throws me
off, man. I'm just never sure what she's
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saying. All right, look.
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Just do what I do in algebra, all right?
Just nod, smile, understand.
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Hello, boys.
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Hey, girls. What a smashing idea to have
an actual red carpet soiree.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah.
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Luther?
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Before I ask Luther to roll the tape,
give it up for our director, Stinky Cat!
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Meow.
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Oh. All right, Luther. Roll the magic.
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We're having some technical
difficulties.
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What? What's going on back there?
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Lucky is sort of eating the tape.
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What? We ain't got no backup.
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Let's get out of here.
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People, please remain calm.
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Luther, seriously, what is going on?
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The poor guy, he ate the tape. He was
probably hungry.
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That was the world's lamest video ever.
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Kojo out.
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That was a royal flop.
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I'm going to need a bigger bottle.
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Are you kidding me?
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I mean, did you see that jump we hit?
And now because of what Luth did, no
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going to see it online.
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Oh, and you can bet I let Luth have it.
You nincompoop. From now on, no more
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lucky charms. No salt shakers, no lucky
nickel, no rabbit's feet. Skateboarding
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is about hard work, dedication, and
having major guttage. You got that?
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Yeah, I got that.
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Major guttage. I think Luth got the
message loud and clear.
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I guess there's no more lucky business.
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Right, Lucky?
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Lucky? Where are you?
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Lucky?
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Lucky!
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Don't play with me. This isn't funny.
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Come on, boy.
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You report to duty right now, mister.
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Come on, boy.
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Come on, boy.
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We have to help the poor guy. He's out
there. He's alone.
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Helpless.
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Luz, you said you were done with all
that lucky garbage.
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I am. I swear.
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But he's my bro.
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Bro.
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Bro.
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Jumpsuit's got him.
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Jumpsuit's got him. Come here.
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Jumpsuit's got him.
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No way, Luce.
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Jumpsuit is freak city. Total freak
city.
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No one knows much about Jumpsuit except
for the fact that he wears a jumpsuit
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every day and does weird stuff in his
garage.
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There are plenty of rumors about what
goes on in there.
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All of them scary.
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Luce, lucky the goner. Face it.
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So you're not going to help me?
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No, and don't give me that sad puppy dog
face either. That will not work.
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No way.
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Never.
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I really dislike myself right now.
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Thanks, Steve. When we get back, Lucky
and I, we're going to get you a thank
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gift. Maybe a cowboy hat. I don't want a
cowboy hat. No, you look good in a
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cowboy hat. I don't want a stinking
cowboy hat. We're going to get him a
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hat.
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Yes, Ginger, I'm about to do something
dumb.
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Extremely dumb.
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There's something about putting on a
ninja outfit that makes you totally
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on your feet.
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There's nothing cooler than flying over
the hood of a car.
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Whoa.
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What do you think it is?
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It's a deforce modulation attenuator.
How on earth did you know that?
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It says it right there.
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Wow.
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Who would have known old Jumpsy was a
high -flying astronaut?
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I just thought he was a grumpy geezer.
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There's Lucky.
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Come on, Zeke, you gotta try this out.
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We're here to get lucky, not screw
around.
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I know, but the plan didn't say anything
about running into this G -Force thingy
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-ma -deely.
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Wow.
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Booth, no!
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Booth, I forbid you.
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It's bomb, bro!
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Woo! Mr. Waffle, I'm disappointed in
you.
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doubt that skateboarding is about hard
work dedication and having major guttage
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but maybe luther's right maybe luck
comes into it every now and again i mean
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what else explains stinky cat pestering
my little sister falling over a wagon
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and dropping his camera in just the
right spot or a kid leaving his hockey
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in the middle of the sidewalk and all of
it being captured on the coolest video
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ever
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There's got to be some luck in that.
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Thank you.
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We'll do it again sometime.
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Thanks, man. Thanks for coming.
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Not bad.
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Now I play the waving game.
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That was fashionably, simply riveting.
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Cool. Cheers.
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Thanks, man. We appreciate it.
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When you get 20 ,000 hits, holler at me.
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You'll be hearing from us real soon,
then.
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Eat it, bro.
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Woo!
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High's the limit, man.
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Warm out, Keith.
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Hey,
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Louie, aren't you forgetting something?
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It's our lucky charm.
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Bro.
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