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You ready, Gene?

I was born ready.

Well, it's time for the first annual Zeke and Luther skate camp.

We got the idea from the great Tony Hawk, who always says how important it

give back to the next generation of skaters.

I thought we were just doing it to make a few bucks. Eh, we give a little, we

take a little. The point is, inside every kid beats the heart of a skater.

Wow. Inside every kid beats the heart of a skater. That's a deep man.

There's also...

bones guts and chewed up tacos where'd you get that taco gigante i

thought we could use a visual aid you know i mean it's not that good but

they give you a lot you want some no we even made some eco -friendly campfires

by recycling our old detention clips

I don't like this city anyway.

It's only Thursday, and by tomorrow everything's just fine.

Welcome to Zeke and Luther's Skate Camp, where everyone can be a skater. Today,

you showed up as little kids, but you will leave as full -fledged skate studs.

All right, who do we have here? Uh, Steven, Sally, Jimmy, Billy,

Robbie, Ozzie.

We're Aussie?

What are you doing here?

I thought you hated skaters.

But I love camps. Skate camp is for kids.

Okay, nonsense, Luce. The young man wants to learn how to skateboard, and

going to teach him.

Thank you, kind sir. And for the record, the flyer I found stuck to my dog said,

all ages welcome.

There you go.

Hey,

I heard some fellow musicians and came as fast as I could. Beat it, tromboner.

This is flute country.

Yeah.

First things first.

Everybody gets a cool nickname.

I sometimes go by Z or Scorpion. And I'm Professor Osimo.

Luth, I told you, no one is going to call you that.

Okay, they call you Scorpion. Why can't I be called Professor Osimo? It's

clunky. Okay, it's catchy.

Guys, can we get back to the camp? My stepmom shelled out some good money for

it.

Okay. Billy, your new nickname is Fish Feet.

Robbie, you're going to be Grind Monkey. And, uh, Ozzy?

Actually, my online handle is FuzzyBug37, on account of me being a

caterpillar enthusiast.

I'm all about the pillows.

The board gets its support from what we like to call the trucks.

Now, it's very important to never grab your skateboard by the trucks, or you'll

be dubbed a truck grabber. Now, that is bad. The worst.

Might as well leave town. Okay, any questions?

Do you think science will ever create a half -man, half -caterpillar type

creature capable of eating its own weight in a corn dog?

Dude, what are you talking about?

He asked if we had any questions.

About skateboarding.

Oh, then I'm not.

Skateboarding is all about not being afraid. You have to be fearless. It's

only way you're going to get good, right, Luke? Yep. And, you know, just

practice your trick, stay focused, and one day you might be like me.

Right.

My face pad's a little snug.

When you pop up your board, use your toes. Like that.

Easy. That's all you have to do.

Use your toes.

Good job, bro.

No, no, you got to kick your toes a little harder.

A little harder. Okay.

Pop it a little harder.

Give it a good whack. Come on, it won't hurt you.

Good job, bro.

Hold on a sec.

Hello?

Kids.

Hey, Oz, what's up, man? You didn't do any of the drills.

Oh, I hypothesized there was a little pebble in my shoe.

As it turns out, my sock was just a little bunchy. All right, we'll just

up after lunch, right?

Of course, sire.

Step right up to the lunch buffet. Everyone gets one slice, one scoop.

Okay, two slices, one scoop. All right.

Two slices, one scoop.

Hey, man, we got enough bread? Yeah, come here.

That guy Ozzy's a real weenie, man. I don't think we're going to find a skater

inside him.

Get him there, Luz. You got to believe.

Ozzy, what are you doing?

Oh, I lost my calculator, Laura.

Oh, there it is.

Mmm.

I am so excited to meet another Poochie.

Let's rock this town.

Oopsies, I think you stopped on my cue.

No, you were just late coming in. Oh, well, I was just following what the

says, but...

Amateur. What did you just call me? I said amateur.

It's Italian for pretty friend.

From the top?

Okay,

you did it again. Me? Maybe you're just tone deaf.

Look, brick lips.

Maybe you should put down the flute and pick up the guitar.

And hit yourself over the head with it. I will not sit here and listen to this

juvenile and crude name calling.

Especially from a little poop head like you.

Here's how it's going down.

Ludoff, tomorrow, Don's donut.

I am going to wreck you.

Bring it.

All right, Ozzie, the board's as polished as

it's ever going to get.

Time for you to take your maiden voyage.

You're finally going to be a skater. I guess it's time for me to taste the

adrenaline.

The wind's out of the north at four knots.

I guess it would seem like perfect conditions.

All right, skate rats, move aside. Yeah, make way for Fuzzy Bug 37.

I'm moving, I'm moving.

All right, Ozzy. Ozzy, watch out!

That's not good.

Fuzzy Bug, come on.

Ozzy, are you okay? Come on. Come on, man.

Just a little scratch.

You are okay, right?

Professor Asamoto Fuzzybug, come in!

No, seriously, dude. Say something.

Anything.

I'm never skateboarding again!

Still think you can make him a skater?

Our first annual skate camp just ended.

And for the most part, It was a great success.

Although Z's bum, we didn't turn Ozzy into a skater. I'm not giving up on that

kid. Why do you care so much? The kids had fun. We made 50 bucks.

We have nine pounds of jelly.

Try some.

Later.

If I give up on Ozzy, I might as well give up on being a pro skateboarder.

Wow.

Things just got heavy in here.

another shot of jelly on you.

Hey, Ozzy.

You'll need to come closer.

Are you okay?

I'm in bad shape, my friend.

Luckily, I still have the companionship of Morris, my pet caterpillar.

Roll over, Morris. We have company.

I can't see him. Did he roll over?

No, he's just laying there.

Wait a minute.

All of these bandages are from your fall? You only had one little scratch.

Nope. Herniated a disc, pulled a clavicle, and unfortunately for the

ripped a delt.

Wow. So I'm taking it you won't want our half -off coupon for next year.

My skating days are over, gentlemen.

Just like my other short -lived athletic endeavors.

Did you actually play all of these other sports?

For a day.

At my first football practice, I swallowed a fly.

At lacrosse, there was a loose shoelace incident.

I played an inning of baseball until I vomited in the catcher's mask.

Strangely, I wasn't playing catcher.

I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave now. I don't have much time left.

Oh, no.

Until my favorite TV program comes on, The Caterpillar Whisperer. It's Arthur's

favorite.

Dude, I don't get it.

Who does he think he is trying to fool everyone with that fake body wrap?

Wait, that was fake?

Luce, don't you get it? The dude is a first -rate quitter. And if we give up

him, he'll be a quitter the rest of his life.

Wait, so if we quit on that quitter, then that make us quitters, especially

we quit on that quitter, right? All right, quit.

I didn't think you'd be here.

You got wrong.

Alright now, I don't want any trouble.

Ozzie Kephart? Hello, sir. My name is Professor Heidelberg.

Erger. From the International Institute of Caterpillars. I just wanted to let

you know that there was a sighting of a rare Australian hairyback caterpillar in

your neighborhood.

It's at 4920 Eisenhower Drive.

Caterpillar.

Oh, caterpillar.

Caterpillar.

Come here, caterpillar.

Ow.

What am I doing? Where am I? Ow.

Ow. The pain.

Ozzie, why did you fake an injury and bail on skating?

Dude, you were so excited about it.

I guess it's because I'm scared.

Why didn't you just say so? Because I was scared to say I was scared. Well,

that's not a good enough reason to quit. Of course it is. Look, I'm a quitter,

gentlemen. It's what I do.

Frankly, I'm really good at it. Look, Kephart, you may have bailed on every

sport you've ever tried, but the buck stops here.

You will be a skater.

All right, Ozzy, as you know, sometimes you are going to fall. But we're going

to show you that it's not that big of a deal.

Luther, can you do a frontside crooked grind over that railing?

I can't do a crooked monster.

That's the point, right?

You're supposed to fall, remember?

Right, right.

See? That was painful, though.

He's fine.

So fine.

It looks like he's crying.

There's the joy.

I'm not buying this. All right, Ozzy, don't freak.

I've got a way to make you safe.

All I know is I'm the big loser. You chased off all my customers with your

stupid shiny music sticks.

I guess nobody around here appreciates good music.

Well, I hate to say it, but you were actually pretty good. You weren't too

yourself. Much respect.

What do you say we call it a draw? It's a draw.

Well, I figured to do not this practice.

Wait, you tumble? Oh, yeah.

Big time.

Okay, it's going down.

Hey, come back here.

We forgot your music sticks.

Those things are dangerous.

All right, Ozzy.

You ready?

I guess.

All right, go ahead.

I don't see this working out.

Hey, Oz, you all right?

I'm popping her my ears.

Man, hopeless.

What? Did you say something?

He said you're hopeless.

I heard that loud and clear.

And you're right.

I am hopeless. Now I bid you adieu.

I tried every way I could to get through to that kid.

Bro, look, it's not your fault. Okay, you gave it your best shot.

All he cares about is his lazy caterpillar.

Luther, that's it!

Dude, you're a genius, man!

Yeah, I'm a genius.

Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy! Hold up.

Okay, I've been thinking.

Do you know why you like caterpillars?

Uh, because they're awesome.

No, you like them because they're safe. They don't do anything except for hide

in their little cocoons where it's warm and safe and... kind of mucousy and

stuff. But there comes a time in every caterpillar's life where they have to

take it to the next level.

And become a butterfly?

Exactly. And that's what you need to do, Oz.

You need to become a beautiful, six -foot, bony butterfly.

Yeah.

Even though it's a little scary.

If I ride this skateboard like a butterfly leaving its cocoon, it's a

towards a new and exciting life.

I might become a dentist or marry a...

Nice girl.

Exactly. And that's why you need to step on the board, Oz.

Go.

I'm skateboarding! Well, that a boy, Oz.

I'm doing it.

I would have never believed this if I didn't see it for myself.

Ozzy, step off the board!

I should have never forced you to do that.

My first taste of adrenaline.

And I loved it!

Just don't horn in on my ride next time.

You did it! Think we should help him out?

No.

From here on out, I think that he's just gonna have to learn the way we all did.

Trial and error, bumps and bruises.

I just think we should, uh... I think we should go to the basketball game.

That's a good idea.

Think what?

Blow butter.

Guys,

check this out. I call it the Kephart Crusher.

Did you see?

Did you see it? Did you see me do that?

Yeah, you nailed it.

Again. Guys, I just wanted to thank you for sticking with me and welcoming me as

a new skater. I mean, your kindness means a lot.

No problemo, fuzzy bug.

Hey, guys.

I heard you can teach anyone to skateboard.

Mind if I join you?

You wish.

Get out of here, truck grabber.

Go on, get out of here.

Leave.

What a weenie, right?

You want to see that trick again?

This is your fault.

Yeah!

Oh, I'm moving.