All language subtitles for zeke_and_luther_s01e03_crash_and_learn

We're always stoked about Thursdays
because it's trash day. Most people see

trash as just trash, which is weird
because to us, old paint cans can be a

slalom course.

A mini fridge full of diapers is
something to ollie over.

Heck, even old cleaning supplies make
for merry jousting.

And the person in the neighborhood with
the best trash is Mr. Johnson, a .k .a.

Jumpsuit Johnson.

Captain Cranky.

Jumpsuit used to be an astronaut, and
he's always throwing out really cool

stuff.

Oh, it's go time.

The problem is, he doesn't like anybody
taking his junk, so sometimes he'll set

traps.

Oh, I see something.

Louie, be careful.

Don't worry, I have a good feeling about
this.

You okay?

There is a train raccoon in there.

But I think it's getting tired.

Here I come.

Round two.

Dude's got guts.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, so maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you
crazy? Someone could be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever
happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

Oh, hey, check this out. What is it? I
don't know, but it's super

stretchy.

Oh, I got you.

And for the last time, I am telling you,
zit pickers, stay out of my garbage.

Mr. Johnson, my associate and I were
rummaging around and we found this

-type strap in the garbage and... Boy!

This is not a bungee -type strap. This
is astronaut flexo -fiber. It is ten

times stretchier than any bungee strap.

Can we have it?

Never. But if you're just going to throw
it away... Never!

When are you going to take a shower?
Never!

As you can see, jumpsuit's pretty high
strung. Whatever.

But we really wanted that Astro Flexo
fiber.

So when we went back into the house, we
tagged it. We're thinking we can use it

to generate more speed to do cooler
tricks off a ramp. So we're making a

slingshot.

You heard it here first, folks. A human
slingshot.

And we're the humans.

Okay, so we got about 18 feet of Flexo
fiber.

So you can tie one end of the porch.

What up, lady?

Kojo, come on. We're working here.

Oh, me too.

Places to go and chicks to impress. My
plate is loaded.

Ah, one of my female ladies.

What up, sugar dumpling?

Hey, Kojo. Oh, girl, you know.

Three things you should know about Kojo.
One, he was born a corn bag.

Two, he thinks he's a better skater than
us. Not true. And three, he's always

trying to mooch my turkey jerky.

Hey, bro, why don't you give up some of
that jerky turkey? Kojo, for the last

time, get your own meaty snack.

Whoops!

Another one of my female ladies.

Yo! Hey, sweetie.

Oh, hey, Mom.

Are you wearing your sweater? I'm
wearing the sweater. And your earmuffs.

It's not cold enough for the earmuffs. I
told you you were going to catch a

cold. Shit.

Okay, we're in business. All right.

All I got to do is pull this ripcord.
All right.

I hope I have enough speed to pull a 360
off of the ramp.

Wait, why do you get to go first?

You're right, bro.

We should do this fair and square. Rock,
paper, scissors.

Okay. Okay. Are you ready? Ready. Ready.

Two out of three.

Okay.

Right, international rules.

Ready?

Come on!

Come on!

Well,

you did it, Luke.

5 ,001 out of 10 ,000. Congratulations.

Here's the ripcord. All right. Yes!

Hot chili pie!

Oh!

Oh!

Holy cow, Hockey.

Jumpsuits prize flower garden. What are
we...

jumpsuits up to. Let's not panic.

I think he knows who did it.

Okay, he's looking around, looking
around, and oh, he spotted the petunias.

And okay, now he's growling and shouting
to the heavens.

You know what?

I don't think he knows who did it.

I think in a couple hours, this whole
thing will blow over and we're off the

hook. You think?

Yeah. I mean, who cares about a few
stupid flowers?

Yeah. Right? No biggie.

Cork fudge.

Oh, this is bad.

This is bad.

This is really, really bad.

Dude, calm down.

There's no way the cops can prove that
we did it. All we have to do is go about

our day, act normal, like nothing
happened.

You ever see what happened to Jumpsuit?

Someone toasted his flower garden.

Who's Jumpsuit?

What's a garden?

You guys did it, didn't you?

What? Us?

That's hilarious.

for stuff they didn't do, like when the
Petersons got teepeed or when the

Wilsons' window got broken. Guess who
got blamed?

Us.

Yeah, but, uh, we did both of those
things.

Yeah, but that's besides the point.

Dude, what gives?

Just trying to lighten the mood.

My name is Deputy Coins, and the reason
I got into law enforcement was to serve

and to protest. And since I was...
unable to protect innocent flowers, I am

going to be serving up a plate of
steaming hot justice!

And guess what, you little hooligans? We
found evidence at the crime scene.

Excuse me.

This is my investigation. I'll do the
talking.

Yeah.

And guess what, you hooligans?

We found evidence at the crime scene!

The evidence... being a half -eaten
turkey jerky.

Now, I have a box full of turkey jerky.

And each one of you are going to bite
into a fresh piece.

And we are going to compare the teeth
marks on said jerky with the teeth marks

on said evidence jerky.

It's all very scientific -y, and I don't
expect any of you youngsters to get it.

Right.

But tomorrow morning, we'll have our lab
results.

And we'll know who's guilty.

So one at a time, let's go. Open up.

What am I going to do?

Not a doctor.

Sorry. Don't say sorry. Just open.

Bite it.

Because I know it was one of you two
little mouth creeps.

How are you doing, sir?

Pretty good, thanks.

Corn, he's wearing Dracula fangs.

Oh, well, I have a cousin who's got an
overbite. I didn't want to say anything.

All right, funny boy.

Open up. Lose the thing.

Look, by tomorrow, they'll have the lab
result and we'll be busted.

See, maybe we should just turn ourselves
in.

No way.

I got it. We assume new identities,
disguises, new names.

People on TV do it all the time.

You know, I don't use the word genius
very often, but that was smart.

Hello there. We've never met. My name is
Cornelius Von Awesomeberg. Hello, sir.

My name is Ralph.

Uh, Luce. You can pick any name you
want. Any name in the whole world.

Oh, um, okay. Oh, wait, I got it.

Dr. Ralph.

Nice to meet you.

That's good, right?

We have to see if our disguises work.

Look, I'm a manly, manly man.

Hello, boys.

Keep up the skating, young lads.

Thanks, sir.

Dude, I think it's working.

You know it, Cornelius.

Ah.

Morning, gentlemen.

Great day for a bike ride, huh?

Sure is, fellow biking enthusiast.

Yeah.

Well, you fellas have a great day. You
too, jumpsuit.

Oh, why did I say that?

Wait a minute.

Oh, crud, he's on to us. Pound faster.

Can't you notice?

Left, right, left, right, left, right.

Okay, we'll cut through the school.
Okay, what about the stairs? Dude, we

have a choice. We will never make it
with a bike built for two.

Get back here!

See, please tell me we're not gonna do
this!

Well, what do we do now? Actually, this
is a good place to lay low while things

cool off.

Yeah.

There's lots of food.

Don't eat that. It's gross.

Relax. I got it from home.

Or was it this one?

No!

So we got hauled up to a landfill in
Marysville and spent the night.

The crazy part is, the next day, we
found this.

Check this out.

Aw, man.

Someone already did this to Doku. Not
that bit.

Kojo nabbed in lawn ornament smashing
spree. I don't know how it went down,

somehow Kojo got the blame.

Well, well, well.

Your teeth marks match the teeth marks
in the jerky found at the crime scene.

You might as well confess.

We know you did it, so you might as well
confess to busting my precious flower,

baby. Again, what do you do, Doku?

So admit, you busted up his partner's
flower, baby! Okay, I'll admit.

Those are my bite marks, but that was
the jerky.

He was in the driveway with Luther.

Hey, bro, why don't you give up some of
that jerky, turkey?

Kojo, for the last time, get your own
meaty snack.

Everyone knows I get jiggy for jerky.

So I snuck back, took his, then I
returned him.

lawn ornaments. I swear.

It must have been Zeke and Luther.

Did you see them do it?

No. Then how dare you blame them?

You're guilty and you're going down.

Now she can don't blame me. I'm being
framed.

Yeah, we caught a total break.

The way I see it, it's payback for all
the lame things he's done to us over the

years.

Hey, guys.

And you.

Thought you had a friend.

Bottom line, I feel no guilt for Kojo
taking the blame.

Ginger beat it.

You're wrong.

Sister, let me in.

I owe you two boys an apology. I thought
it was you guys all along, but it

turned out to be that Kojo.

Yeah, uh, what's gonna happen to him?

Oh, his parents and I have decided upon
a fitting punishment.

Six months hard lawn care.

That's terrible.

That's not terrible. He deserves it.
Anyway.

I want to make it up to you two by
inviting you over to my house for

You don't have to do that.

Yeah, we'll just take a rain check.

Never!

Six o 'clock.

Okay.

Awkward.

So, um, earlier today I was telling my
wife, Mabel, how for years I hated you

two boys.

That's cool.

I thought it was you two who were
causing all the trouble in the

But now I know.

It's that Kojo who's the bad egg.

Kids, what are you gonna do?

Your, uh, dinner roll dropped.

I'll help you get it.

Look, Zeke, we have to tell Jumpsuit,
okay? No, we've come this far.

What? Don't you feel guilty?

Are you made of stone? Oh, I don't feel
bad. This is Kojo we're talking about.

Hey, how are you boys doing down here?

Great, sir.

The meal's delicious.

Okay. Why don't we finish it up topside?
All right.

So,

why

don't you tell us how you went to the
moon?

I never actually made it to the moon.

They said he was too angry.

Always picking fights with the other
astronauts. That's because they were

idiots. No name calling. You know it's
true. They were. Not in front of

Now you stop.

I told you about it. Speaking of idiots.

You boys enjoying your meatloaf?

Zeke, are you all right?

Did you just see Kojo in a dress?

Zeke, pass the ants.

Sure. Sure, they're super delish. How
can you eat knowing you framed Kojo?

Kojo, what are you doing here?

Kojo?

Boy, you're acting goofy, and there will
be no goofy acting at my table.

Reggie, leave the boy alone.

He's just having a guilt attack.

Because he's guilty.

Oh,

he doesn't feel guilt.

He's made of stone.

Cold, heartless stone.

Stony.

That's it.

I can't take it anymore.

Sir, I have to do the right thing.

Kojo wasn't the one that killed your
flowers.

It was us.

And for the record, Luther wanted to
come clean earlier.

I'm the sensitive one.

So we will gladly take the punishment.

Right after we eat this delicious
meatloaf.

Or we could just go.

Yeah. Let's do that. Just go.

But Luth and I took our punishment like
men. We did our six months of lawn care,

but because we lied, jumpsuit threw in a
couple extra chores.

Gloves?

You're wearing them.

Oh, right.

Razor?

Check.

Barf bag?

Standing by.

All right, Luth.

Let's do this.

Don't be shy, boy.

Luth,

we're going to need a bigger razor.