All language subtitles for zeke_and_luther_s01e02_donut_jockey

Hey, you want something to drink?

That's kind of syrupy, man. What is it?

Syrup.

Hey, look, this has been bothering me
for a while. Does Aquaman eat fish

He's a fish.

He wouldn't eat another fish.

So you're telling me if him and Aquamama
walked into a restaurant, there's no

way they'd order a basket of fried
shrimp? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Really?

What do we have here?

Good thing the hydro pack broke my fall.

Yeah.

Good thing.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't
believe what happened. Yes, so maybe.

forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy?
Someone should be listening to us.

Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever
happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

We'll get a pizza.

And hope that no one over...

I've never squashed that grind.

I hate to say it, but my board let me
down.

Look at these trucks. They are wasted.

Trucks are also known as T -bones, axle
jacks, or gym jammers. And mine are

totally fudge busted to mushy town. In
other words, this dealie here is loose.

If we're going pro, we got to score some
new trucks. We got to go top of the

line. I'm talking poly blaster gorilla
grips.

What? It's like 50 bucks a set. Where
are we going to get dough like that?

Hey, we can start another business.

Remember?

Uh -oh.

You're right.

Guy still hasn't picked up his chopper.

Don, what are you doing? You're mailing
your donut?

Overnighting them to the neighborhood so
they get them fresh.

You know, Ruth and I are looking to make
some cash.

We could make your deliveries.

Yeah. We wouldn't let you down. We
deliver through rain, sleet, snow, lava,

meteor showers, alien attacks, Bigfoot
invasions.

So, what do you say, Don?

We'd be cheaper than the mail.

Plus, your donut would always stay
puffy.

Puffy. Well, a puffy donut is a happy
donut.

You guys got yourselves a job.

And when you deliver a Don's donut,
you're delivering a piece of Don.

Well, not literally. That gets you shut
down by the health board for two weeks.

So unfair.

Anywho, make sure you give every
customer that Don's Donut smile.

Like this.

Wider.

Wider. Almost there. Hold it.

Perfect.

You can cut the smile. Luthi's gone.

Again, I'm stuck.

All right.

So we'll start on Ellen Street, work our
way to Grove, then back to Orange.

Hey, why are we skating together? Want
to go faster if we split up?

Yeah, but... But what?

You don't trust me to hold up my end?
You think I'm a total screw -up that

do anything on my own? Well, you don't
have to hold my hand, Mr. Hand Holder.

Looser Waffles is a big boy of big boy
and big boy pants.

Oh. Okay, so if you notice there, my
best bro's got something bottled up in

big boy pants.

Whatever that means.

But, Luth's right.

I would rather we work together so I can
keep tabs on him. Because bad things

seem to happen to you when you're on
your own.

Think you're referring to that time when
I skated into that tar pit?

Uh, a little help?

That's a pretty good example.

What pretty good? It was hilarious.

You were covered in tar the entire time.

I had to bathe in rubbing alcohol.

Ooh, it burns.

Wait. No. No, seriously.

Okay? You need to trust me, all right? I
promise I can do it and I will not

screw it up.

I know you can handle it.

Blow butter.

Blow butter.

Hello? Yeah, I just called to say I
haven't screwed anything up so far.

1 -9 -5 -0 -2 and a half film screen.

Half? Why would it be a half?

working for Don now?

It's Lisa, right?

Yeah, your brother Kenny was in my fifth
grade class.

Does he still eat paste?

Kenny and I aren't speaking.

Okay. Oh, my parents finally let me get
my own place. You like it?

It looks cozy.

Well, I have your delivery here.

Um, yeah, a donut with cherry frosting.

Pink is my most favorite frosting color.

What's your favorite frosting color,
Zeke?

I don't know.

Brown? Brown is so rad.

Yeah.

Well,

I have some more deliveries to make, so
I will see you later. Not if I see you

first.

Okay.

Dawn, it's Lisa Grubner. I'm going to
need another donut and step on it.

You lost your kitten?

We haven't eaten all day.

And the van we live in got stolen.

Wow, that is a tough day.

So, what do you have in the box?

Well, me and my bud were delivering
donuts to make some cash.

Donuts? Did he say donuts?

Yeah, donuts.

Is there anything I can do for you
hungry, homeless, kitten -less kids?

One of those donuts might make us feel
better.

Well, I guess I could spare one.

Only said one, hombres, okay?

Maxwell, we gotta go home!

I thought you lived in a van.

I don't know. Maybe I worry too much.
All Luther has to do is deliver a couple

measly donuts and he knows how much we
need those new trucks.

I'm sure he'll stay focused.

Plus, I got my own deliveries to make.

This Lisa Grubner girl must really like
donuts because she keeps ordering more.

Unless I'm missing something.

This is a surprise.

What perchance brings you to my humble
abode?

Um, you ordered more donuts.

Oh, I did.

How silly of me.

So, notice anything different about my
crib?

It's brown.

Half brown.

Our favorite color.

Remember? We both love brown frosting,
silly.

Oh, I got my braces off.

With my dad's pliers.

Let me get your cash.

Why am I getting the feeling this is
about more than donuts?

All right, I'm going to go.

When you talk, your dimples do a little
dance.

I could live in those dimples.

You wouldn't want to do that.

You have such a nice place here.

All right, I'm just going to back away,
making sure not to lose eye contact.

Don, yep, it's me. Another round of
donuts, please.

Look, I pulled a royal screw -up
straight from the kingdom of screw -up a

There's no cat named Donut.

Donut, where are you?

Little jerk just left me. Can't tell
Zeke. I told him I'd handle my business,

and I will handle my business.

I want to talk to you guys. You took
advantage of my sweet nature, but now

here to get the money for the donuts you
grabbed.

Yes, sir. Um, but the only problem is we
don't have any money, but we can give

you our truck.

Oh, that's cool.

Got a little air freshener in there.
That's real cute.

Wait, no, no, no, no. I'm here to get my
money.

Well, you could always sell it for cash.

No way, that thing's worth about $100.

That's not fair.

$100?

Wait, hold on. What if I gave you some
more donuts?

Would that make it fair?

Hmm.

Okay.

The remote's not working.

That's not funny!

So much for handling my business.

Okay.

Zeke, I got to tell you something, all
right? Hey, man, before you say

I wanted to tell you that I was wrong to
worry about you holding up your end of

the deal.

I know I don't give you enough credit
sometimes, Luce, and for that I want to

apologize. Don't apologize. But I want
to. No, well, don't. But I will if I

to. No, you won't. I'm going to say it.
No, don't. Yes, I will. I just... No

booth bumping. And I just got a
complaint that some customers didn't get

delicious Don's Donut.

What gift?

We delivered the donuts, Don.

Here's my cash and receipts. Give them
yours, Luther.

See, what had happened was I got caught
in this mini tornado. It was

a freak weather thing. It caused me to
lose some donuts, but you will get your

cash.

I once lost a bear claw to a mini
tornado.

Otherwise, I wouldn't believe you.

Oh, and you've got another delivery at
the Grubner house.

And she said to wear a tie.

Yeah,

well, you better get going.

Luther, is there something you want to
tell me?

Only that I said I'll handle my
business, and I will handle my business.

I knew something was up, but I decided
not to interfere.

He said he could take care of it, and
for once, I was gonna let him. Problem

was, I didn't know how to take care of
it. But I didn't want to admit that. I

wanted to prove to those gutter punks
that Luther Waffles is not a person to

played with. And that's when I came up
with this brilliant idea.

The Atomic Donut Destroyer.

A sprinkle of three -alarm hot sauce.

A pinch of fiery peppers.

cup of flaming chili powder mixed with
love and you've got a lesson that those

little jerks will never forget

You just can't stay away.

Could you keep ordering more donuts?

Look, Lisa, we need to talk. Oh, yes.

Let's talk and talk and talk and talk
until we can't talk anymore.

And then just hold each other.

How about we just talk?

Fine, come in and talk.

All right.

Oh, street punks, come out and

play.

It's not our fault you lost your truck.

No hard feelings, dudes.

I even brought you some donuts.

Some special donuts.

Straight out of the oven.

We're not eating those.

Why not?

They taste delicious.

Then you eat them.

I can't. I know what's in them.

It's the sweet, sweet goodness.

Here,

eat them.

You eat them. No, no, you eat them. No,
you eat them. No, no, you eat them. You

eat them. You eat them.

So my point is, I get it. This is your
first big crush. I know all about those.

My first was a Tony Hawk X4 model
skateboard.

Oh, my stomach hurt every time I saw it
in the store.

So believe me, I know about the awesome
power of love.

Hold it, Dreamy. That's my meatloaf.

I feel like it rare.

Ground beef takes a while under a light
bulb.

Have you even heard a word I've said?

This isn't going to happen, Lisa. I'm
too old for you.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

Why do I always have to fall for older
men?

Don't be sad.

I mean, you're a really sweet girl.

You'll always have Don's donuts.

And the color brown.

Do you help me with this?

Take it. It'll just remind me of you.

You eat him. You eat him. No, you eat
him. You!

You eat him! No!

I didn't know what Luther had gotten
himself into. And every muscle in my

told me I should step in. You eat him.
But somehow I knew he needed to do this

one on his own. You!

You! Come on, guys, this is stupid, all
right?

Let's go home.

We said eat them.

Those kids weren't big, but they were
weird.

Especially that kid with the freaky
monster voice.

Look, I had to do something. Then I
remembered I was blessed with this

talent.

Spicy foods don't agree with me.

Okay, I'll eat the donut.

I'll eat the heck out of it.

The next one ain't coming out of my
mouth.

Never mess with Luther Waffles again.

I'm not sure what that was all about,
but you sure took care of it. Yeah, I

you I would.

I need water.

Gorilla grips are slamming, bro.

Hey, were you really proud of me back
there?

You bet, Luke.

Hey, you took care of those jerks like a
man. You didn't run away from your

problems.

That's how I roll.

Unless it's not how I roll.

If you see Zeke, tell him I'll be 13 and
a half tomorrow and officially an older

woman.

And? I like teen weddings.

Do you want me to handle that?

Please?