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All the skaters in Pacific Terrace play a game called the deathmatch.

Basically, when one skater hits a trick, the other skaters have to follow suit.

The winner is the guy who nails a trick that nobody else can do.

That was funny!

Open your eyes and watch the real deal.

I call this my fountain nose wheelie.

Yeah, this is Kojo. You want me there, Quinn?

You want skills?

You better get here fast, because I'm about to tear it up. Right here. Let me

talk. Hello?

Yeah, this is Luther.

Hello?

I hung up.

So what's your move?

Can you nose wheelie or what?

I'll see your nose wheelie, and we're going to raise you that fountain, Joe.

Oh, baby, this is getting good.

Not a chance.

This is for you, little man.

You skateboarders. Come over here.

Yeah, you. Come over here. Come here.

Come here.

Hey!

4920 Eisenhower. Two blocks up on your left. Can't miss it. Thank you, son.

Dude, that guy was about to blow a gasket. Yeah, he was breechy times, too.

One, please.

Thank you.

One of your obnoxious friends?

Hey, come here. Luce, it's not over.

Wait, don't tell me. Dude, you won't believe what happened. Yes, no, maybe.

Don't forget that I'm a genius. Are you crazy? Someone should be listening to

us. Wait, don't tell me. Not again.

Would you just calm down? Is there a problem?

Let's get a pizza.

And then we'll act like nothing ever happened. Calm down. It's only Tuesday.

Ginger, whatever you do, do not let that guy in the house.

Why would I do that?

Are you going to pay for that? No.

That was nuts, man.

Nuts. That was crazy, man.

Okay, we're safe.

We've done anything to upset you or offend you.

We're really sorry about that.

You boys obviously don't know who I am, do you?

If you need a trundle bait or a place to lay your head... Come to where the

dills are found. The I -19 Northbound.

Discount Dave.

Dave. Dave.

Yee -haw!

Wow.

Discount Dave. You're a mattress and box spring legend in North Gilroy.

Boys, I ain't mad at you. As a matter of fact, those are the best board wheelie

whoop -dee -doos I have ever seen. Really?

Thank you.

You know, boys, I'm opening a new store this weekend. I'd be tickled green if

you'd come and put a show on for my customers.

Actually, there'd be money involved.

Naturally. Luth, how much you got?

Um, one, two, three... We got about 13 bucks.

And half a cashier.

No, no, I'm gonna pay you.

How does $20 each sound?

Lose our first paying gig.

We're professionals.

Slow, butters.

Sorry,

no deal. This is not mine.

Hey, wait.

Ginger, that was our first big break. What are you doing, dog meat? You guys

obviously don't know anything about negotiating.

Look, I can help you guys get more money than you ever imagined.

You never take the first offer.

That makes sense.

A lot of sense.

Why are you so interested in helping us?

As your manager, naturally, I would take a small fee.

Oh, hold on there.

Luce, huddle up. Yeah.

Hey, Ginger, what were we discussing again?

Me being your manager?

Yeah, sure, you can do that.

As you know, my clients would love to work with you.

But before we get down to brass tacks, can I butter you up with a fresh cup of

coffee?

I guess I could go for a cup of joe, but don't think you're putting one over on

me.

Neck pillow?

That does look comfy.

Oh, yeah.

Discount Davey like.

Is that a lamb kebab? Those are my favorite. How did you know?

I do my homework.

Now, how much are you offering to pay my boy?

I suppose I could go up to $25 a piece.

$25?

I'm wasting my time.

But I think that's an equitable offer. Good day, sir.

But I think... I said good day.

Three, two, one.

Hello, Dave.

Could you come back to the bargaining table, please?

Glad you're ready to talk turkey.

It's official. We're pro skateboarders. And it turns out that my wonderful

little sister got us 60 bucks a piece.

60 simoleons. Greenback. Crackers. Clams. Big one.

And a hotel room. We've hit the big time.

Man, come to the show. It's going to be great.

Hello, beautiful.

I hope you like skateboarding. Come to the show.

Hello.

Skateboarding. You got to come see it.

What's going on, man?

Please come to our show. It's going to be great.

Let me guess.

Your mom's let you dress yourself today.

Read it and weep.

It's a flyer for our show down at Discount Dave's Mattress Warehouse.

No one cares about your joke of a show anyway.

First, I'm really excited about your show. And if it's okay with you guys,

I be your number one fan?

Wow. What do we do?

Relax, Lute. This is all part of the deal of being a pro skater. So, little

I bet you want our autograph.

Can I get a pen over here? Our number one fan needs an autograph.

There you go. Thank you. I'm next.

Right here.

Okay.

Wow, Ginger really hooked us up.

Your accommodations, gentlemen.

Awesome.

Man, this is what the big time looks like.

Take it in, Lute. This is why we've been busting our humps to become pro

skateboarders.

Two beds.

Cool wall part.

And look.

Coffee maker.

I don't even like coffee.

A bubbly tub.

A free lotion.

Dude, hit me up with some of that.

First time in a hotel, sir?

Yeah. Actually, how'd you know?

We also have an array of video games.

Ruth, we're not here to game.

We gotta focus and prepare.

Yeah.

I don't even like this game.

Put it down.

Well, if you need anything else, don't hesitate to call.

My name is Sid.

Very good, sir.

Four king -size mattresses?

Four king -size mattresses. Risk our lives?

That's right. Risk their lives. Will they survive?

Probably not.

So, you won't want to miss it. Fans are already lined up.

I'm already lined up.

What are we going to do?

That's like 30 feet across. We'll never make it. Luce, just stay.

Try and stay positive. I'm positive we're not going to make it.

$599.

$600. Oh, Ginger, you're rich and gorgeous.

When they get my pilot license, I'll be a triple threat.

Oh, Ramsilla.

Okay, uh, Ginger?

We have never done anything like this before. I mean, you're a manager. You're

supposed to watch out for us. You didn't think Discount Dave was going to pay

you to jump puddles, did you?

It's just the ramp is so... It's huge.

Ginormous. Exactly.

I thought you guys were professionals.

Look. I'm willing to lower my seat just a little bit so that you guys can get a

couple more of these.

Are those...

20? No, it's good, doesn't it?

Cool comforting.

But if you don't think you can handle that little jump... You know what, Luke?

If we just adjusted the way we took off, and then we just went down faster,

and... Okay, all right, we're in, we're in.

Uh -uh. No.

Not until after the jump.

I say we watch a little TV and then lights out in about half an hour. We'll

a good night's sleep and kick butt tomorrow.

All right.

Pro, bro.

Down,

boy. I hear your stomach loud and clear.

I could use some grub myself.

Well, you know there's a vending machine down the hallway.

Young man, let me share with you one of the many joys of being in a hotel.

Yes, room service?

What is your most responsible, sensible meal?

The vegetable cup?

Do you have anything slightly less responsible?

Yes.

Thank you.

Yeah!

Thumbic hurts.

I think I'm going to go take a soak in the tub.

I'll just play some possum zombies.

Luce, only one game.

You know how you get.

Come on. I can handle it. You said that last time.

My mother never lets me game like this at home. She says you'll hurt your neck.

Boulder dash, I say.

I'm professional now. I know what I'm doing.

Die! Die!

Undead possum zombies, die!

Do not stick toe in faucet.

That's stupid.

Who would be dumb enough to stick their toe in the faucet?

Luther!

Hi, this is room number 20... 20... Ah, crackers, I forgot my room number.

Will, there's a guy on the second floor, and he has his toe stuck in the faucet.

I mean, you guys should really put a warning sign up there, man.

Possum!

Ow.

Oh, this is bad.

Can't move back. Hold on.

Who is it?

It's Sid, sir.

I received a message that someone on this floor got their toe stuck in a

took a wild guess, and thought it might have come from here.

Probably this.

Follow me.

Something wrong, sir?

My neck. Can you give me a little tweak?

I'm right in.

Slowly.

Great.

Much worse.

Sid, I really appreciate this, but could you kind of speed it up a bit? I mean,

we're late, and we jump in ten minutes.

Yeah.

Let me ask you something.

How much do you need this tow?

Plenty of popcorn. Enjoy yourselves.

Daisy, relax.

I'm sure the boys will be here any second. They better be.

Probably want a dramatic entrance.

Daredevils, what are you going to do?

Look, kid.

They're not gonna show up. They're losers.

So, why don't you just join my fan club? If you do, you'll receive the ultimate

Kojo fan bag.

Which includes the Kojo shirt.

The Kojo scented candle.

And the Kojo daily quotable calendar.

Kojo says, watch out.

No, you gotta say it with dude.

Watch it.

Uh, no thanks, but, uh, good luck with that, okay?

You've got to be kidding me.

Is there a faucet on your toe?

What's his problem?

Who said that?

Ginger, I'm sorry, but there's no way we can jump. Wait, wait, wait. I got

people from three counties waiting to see a show. What happened? It's a really

long story. I mean, there was a faucet and...

You guys are still going to do the jump, aren't you?

Well, you see, the thing is, little man, it's not going to happen today.

Told you.

And it was right then and there, looking into those big peepers, that I realized

being a professional was more than just a bottomless bucket of meatballs.

It was about our fans.

Or one fan.

It was about little... what's his face?

Kenny Coffey. Little Kenny Coffey.

camped out all night just to watch his heroes make magic.

It's all clear behind us.

I'm fine.

We're fine.

Sorry,

Kenny. We missed it by that much.

That was the most awesome thing I've ever seen!

Picture? Sure.

You see that smile on that kid's face, Luke? Uh -uh. Well, he smiled.

And I know for a fact we just gave one kid a memory he'll never forget.

Feels good.

Now that's different.

curtain rod, meatball sauce on the carpet, and lamp in the toilet.

And the picture frame.

That leaves my clients with... Two whole quarters. Our first payday. We should

celebrate. Yeah.

Think of what I'm thinking?

Jawbreakers.