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Introducing... Come on in on me.

Come on in on me.

Yo,

what are you doing after the group night?

Wanna hang out?

Yeah? Got a folder for ya.

He likes me.

Except for Cracker's back in my room.

Well, Peggy, welcome to our humble little pet shop.

Yeah, I just actually signed up for Paws to do. Oh, yeah? Because I'm all...

Animal lover. I'm an animal lover.

I'm kind of half retired.

Oh, so they're right up your alley.

Yeah. All right, they're cute, aren't they? Oh, well, they are.

And, you know, Lightning would have really liked these things.

Who is lightning? Lightning was my snake.

Oh, your snake. Well, funny you should say that because, you know what, it is

feeding time.

Oh, okay. What kind of snake?

You know how that goes.

You call Python?

Yeah, I'm going to get this guy.

All right.

Get this lady out.

Nice. I love snakes.

You do?

That's a Burmese python.

Yeah. It's beautiful, isn't she?

Yeah. My girlfriend had two boas.

Yeah. One was Lucifer, six foot. Oh, my gosh. Well, we didn't have mice. We had

rats. Rats. Rats.

Okay. Well.

So he don't just jump out, huh? No. Yeah.

It's almost as if he knows what's going to happen. So how do you get these guys?

So he gets that right there.

I'm going to open that up and get them right here.

So then I'm going to go in and get one of the little hungry ones here.

And just drop them in and close it. You know how that goes, right?

Oh, he's quick. Yep. Got him already.

Okay.

They're very hungry.

So each one of these is going to get a snake, okay, before lunch.

Wait a minute.

Where'd the snake go?

Oh, it's a feeder snake. So the mouse got him.

The mouse ate the snake?

Yeah. It's a Mexican piranha mouse.

He ate that whole big snake? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

They eat only reptiles.

So we were feeding the mice, not the snake?

Yeah, we're feeding the mice, yeah.

They actually... I am amazed. Yeah. That's why you said he knows what's

happen. Yes, yeah.

The mouse can dislocate his jaw and get the whole snake inside of his body so

that he can digest.

That's why he looks so small.

Really? Yeah.

And how can you tell the difference?

Is there any marking or the ear shape or anything?

Actually, you know, if you open their mouth, you can see he's got six rows of

teeth.

Six rows? Six rows of teeth.

Three on the top, three on the bottom.

That help pull the snake in quickly.

And the regular mouse does not, huh?

Yeah, but let me tell you something. Most people who see their teeth don't

to tell the tale.

So I'm going to go get a couple more snakes for us to feed to these guys, and

I'll be right back.

Have you ever been to our pet shop before? I haven't. I moved out to Oak

Oh, okay.

Yeah. That's Flappy.

Flappy? Yeah. So we're going to... Well, actually, you know what? This is good.

We'll do a little test with... Flappy got some... We got some new plaques.

going to try those. We're going to wrap those. Yep.

Flappy, we're going to try the new plaques, okay?

Flappy is not for sale.

Flappy actually... She's a house bird. Exactly. And she swings in a lot of

for us.

With her little skill.

Okay, so, yeah, let me see those. Are they kind of thin, or what's the story

here? Oh, they're good.

They're a little bit thinner than the old ones that we used to get.

Okay. Just be a little careful, I guess. Yeah, just be a little bit careful

there. All right, here, I'll have you wipe down both sides of that there.

Okay. Flap, do you want to give it a try?

Okay, so Flappy is from Ecuador, and she's an Ecuadorian woodpecker parrot.

Yeah, I was wondering because she looks a little unusual.

Yeah, very different kind of a parrot. They have that really lovely kind of

turquoise color. So just this one? Yeah, I'm just going to try. We used to get a

wood that was a little bit thicker, and it was pretty good for her beak because

she kind of hits into it, and you know how birds like to kind of scratch

naturally.

But she does some of our custom personalization.

items, and this is one of our most popular, is for dogs.

Do you have a pet? Yeah, I have a dog, cat, and guinea pig.

Oh, yeah? Okay, what's your dog's name?

Ziggy. Ziggy? Pug.

Okay, how do you spell that? Z -I -G -G -Y. Z -I -G -G -Y. Okay, let's try this.

Flappy, you ready? You want to try Ziggy?

Okay, here we go.

Let's go.

Come here, Flappy.

Oh, there you go. Okay, good, good.

Flappy, good, good, good.

Good job.

Okay, good.

Nice.

There she goes.

Look at that.

Really? Yeah.

So we have her personalized plaques like this for people's dog houses and stuff.

Wow, that's amazing.

Yeah. And she did put the little accent because she's from Ecuador. So she

always has that little accent because I think she was trained over there. So

she's still learning English.

Wow.

Say the name and she does it? Yeah, I just say the name. She just sounds it

She sounds it out in her head. She can do that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, it's the same way parrots learn how to speak. They sound it out. They

sound it out. Hello.

So she just, you know, how, H.

Right? You did a good job with that.

Such a good job. But no more accents.

Okay? No accents over words like that. But here, you can keep that. Thank you.

All right, I'm going to go get one of the other kind that we have that are

darker wood, and we're going to try that. You hang here, and I will be right

back.

D. Yeah.

Hey, all right, here we are in the 11 Auction House. This is the place where

they do the auctions and everything, but we're going to wrap up some items right

over here. We got that hidden camera stand right over there.

$50 for the hidden cameras and the microphone right here.

Auction House.

Hey, what's up?

We had a great auction last night. Sold a lot of items. Dude, it sounds like

fun. Yeah, it is. Are you the auctioneer? No, no, no.

I love watching them. You said about half, right? Yeah, and I'll wedge it in

there and then go ahead and fill the rest.

Yeah, I'd love to be able to do that. You know, how they talk fast.

You've got to be quick with your tongue. You do, yeah.

Okay.

Great.

All right.

I'm going to seal it up. Okay.

And then any time we seal something up, we also want to just write lot 14 on the

top corner, and we put our initials on it. Okay.

So I'm going to have you grab the marker right there.

Great. And go ahead and just write lot 14.

Lot 14 this way? Yeah.

Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah, whatever you want.

Great. And just initial next to that.

Yeah.

That's great. Yeah, and also just put the date, August 2019.

That's perfect.

Okay, great.

Oh, duh, I forgot. This is actually supposed to go in there.

Oh, okay.

Here.

Got plenty of tape.

Yeah, go ahead and open that up.

Okay, yeah, each of those slips goes inside with the item.

And it gets laid right on top.

These are peanuts.

Oh, shoot. Did they turn?

Oh, I think these are expired.

Yeah, those styrofoam peanuts are probably expired.

Wait, what?

Yeah. Oh, man.

What's the date on there?

The bag.

Oh, August 2019.

Yeah, they expired.

So... Wait.

Yeah. We just put styrofoam in here.

Right. Well, no, I know, but they expire. That's a different box, right?

No, that's this box, right? Is it your name on here?

That's it.

The way they make styrofoam peanuts now is with real peanuts.

They puff air into them like puffed rice.

Right. So they turn into real peanuts?

Well, after a certain time, yeah, they'll turn back.

They'll have an expiration.

This is blowing my mind right now. Yeah.

Wait, it was just styrofoam a second ago. Right, yeah, the whole bag of them

was. It's a sustainable styrofoam.

So it's just a puffed peanut. So in that second, it already turns into a peanut?

Yeah, it must have just turned.

That is wild.

Yeah. Let me see if I have ones that are going to expire later. Because they

have to at least reach the recipient before they turn back to regular

Then I've got to check for allergies, of course.

Holy.

I'm a tiny little man with big demonstration.

Come and see the new stove.

Stove!

May I help you?

No, I'm just looking around.

Well, if you're shopping today, you get this for free. You don't even have to

buy anything.

It's a promotion. It's our new no -slip tray.

Oh, yeah, that's great.

Have you seen those before?

No. Oh, they're great. It's like they were originally invented for airline

travel. They wanted something plastic. Oh, okay, so when you're, like, serving

the tray, it won't slip off. Well, yeah, well, it's interesting because it does

have a very smooth surface. Okay.

And, like, if you put something on it, it does slide.

But it's not just going to sink all around? No, actually, they found this

of bamboo that has sort of a static charge.

If you rub the bamboo a certain way and you get the fibers and the micro hair is

going the right direction when you put something down on top of it, it holds

And you're giving this out to them? We're giving them away.

So this is good for, like, if you're driving, you put stuff on there. But it

really works with anything. You could use, you know, something to hold your

phone or whatever you want.

Organic material, same thing. You know, obviously it's going to fall off.

But if you stroke the fibers of the tray, you can put that on there and it

actually stick.

The one that's really impressive to me is how it can really prevent liquid from

splashing around. Oh, okay. See, look, watch. I'll stroke the fibers and just

put a cup right here.

Fill that with water.

And you can see that it not only holds the cup from falling, but you can do a

complete flip over and it won't spill the water out.

And I put this in the middle of my car.

Oh, okay. And I keep an open coffee.

See that?

There we go. Yeah, so that's for you to keep. All right, thank you. All right,

enjoy that.

Let me get you the coupon for it. They're right here.

It'll work for that.

How are you doing today?

Doing good? What's with the Cheetos?

Oh, I'm actually demonstrating a new product, Veggie Kidables.

It's a great way to get kids to eat their vegetables.

Okay. Don't you want to see how it works? Yeah. All right, I'll show you.

You take a kid's favorite snack.

Okay.

You lay it on down to a cutting board or a flat surface, and you just want to

crush it up, okay?

And what this is is an emollient infrared system that will actually

reprocess the food.

Because you know how hard it is to get kids to eat things that are healthy.

So you crush up the snack of choice, and this is the infrared emollient system.

It's made like a mold, and you put...

The favorite snack all crushed up inside here. Most snacks that kids like, junk

food, has a fair amount of partially hydrogenated vegetable oils in it.

So what this system does is it uses the infrared light technology to raise that

oil to the surface so that it's really bringing out the vegetable aspect of

snack food.

Like that.

Now I use a mixture.

of EVOO with lemon, and that just goes on there to begin to break down

the texture of the snack, okay?

All right, I'm going to have you do this. Watch. I close it up, and there's

little button on the back that turns on the infrared light, and you're going to

hold on to it just on the sides like this, right, and just kind of vibrate

and forth. It agitates it a little bit.

And the infrared light brings that vegetable oil to the surface.

And it reconstitutes the snack.

Here we go. In this mold.

I'll shut the light off.

And it makes it seem like asparagus.

What? Yeah.

So watch. If I take one of these for you, you see how it forms it? Almost

candle making.

Uh -huh. Try that.

I can eat this?

Yeah.

Nobody really likes raw asparagus.

So it's sort of a training mechanism to get your kids to eat vegetables.

Hmm.

Interesting. What's that taste like?

Like asparagus, but yeah, raw.

Yeah, you can't even tell that it's actually junk food.

Interesting.

Yeah, that one makes the rutabaga.

This one's carrot.

The corn, popcorn, will turn into cauliflower.

and corn chip will turn into carrot under that same light.

Because they really do regain their vegetable component, don't they?

But each of them have a different mold shape?

Yeah. Each of those ones are rutabaga, one's a carrot shape.

They also make one for pepperoni.

I was not expecting that.

Yeah. Let me go grab your special order.

Are you doing a juicer?

Yeah, I'm just showing off a new product. Got it. What's the product?

It's these new little sticker juicers. Oh.

It's like a mini sticker blender.

Oh. And you use it at the bottom of a disposable cup. What does that mean?

I'll show you. Oh, okay. You take a cup.

You take your little sticker blender.

Okay. It's very thin, but it does have electronics in the center of it and two

magnets that are kind of opposite.

Got it.

Energy. Like the polarity thing? The polarity is opposite, right? Right,

right. And you stick that into the bottom of a cup. Right.

Like that.

Yeah. Okay.

And then you just, you know, put in what you're going to make. I've been

doing... Do you juice at home?

Yeah, me too.

I'm just... Yeah, celery is good. Wait, you're doing the... Okay, what?

Pineapple is great.

I like to use mandarin oranges.

Oh, that stuff is great.

A little romaine, right?

Romaine is really good for you. Very interesting. Okay.

Yeah, it's cool, right? Yeah. You stuff it all down there. Do you ever have a

juicer? Do you ever use a juicer at home or anything?

Yeah. Well, these are great because you do it. I do a lot of smoothies, too.

This can make smoothies as well. Oh. Yes. Once you have all your stuff packed

like that, what you do is you just tap the bottom of the sticker to activate it

so it just gets the vibration and starts to make a sound.

I start to go a little bit.

Let it kind of... There it goes.

Good, good, good, good.

How is that possible to have a sticker thing, blender?

Can I just touch it? Yeah, take one.

Why?

Yeah, it's got micro blades.

Wow. Yeah, so these raise up. That is trippy.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry. Are people blown away with this? Oh, yeah. I'm blown away by

Wow. It's an amazing invention.

The technology is incredible.

Oh, thank you. The juice, completely juice. Try it. It's great.

Pretty good, right?

Yeah.

Hang on one second. Let me read you the serial number. All right. Press go.

Press go. Yeah. Oh, wait. You know what? This panel is loose. No. Oh, my God.

Today is going to be an interesting day.

Okay?

Nine. K -9.

You ready, canine?

We do a lot of rehabilitation on dogs here.

Helps their joints and stuff like that.

And I guess this is kind of a prototype machine that a geneticist made or

something at the college. And it really helps rejuvenate the cartilage and

euthanize the dog and gets them all frightened.

sprockety again, whatever that means.

So I've been trying to run back and forth and I sort of don't know what I'm

doing, but I think it'll be better if I run the machine manually and you run the

screen. Okay.

And yeah, you can pop your purse right on over here.

All right, we'll figure it out.

It's pretty self -explanatory, the prompts.

And it will be easier for me if you tell me what a thing I can operate the

manual switches as we go. Okay?

So, yeah, it supposedly makes the dogs feel, like, you know, young again.

Better. And then someday, apparently, they're going to try it on people.

Okay. Oh, that's cool. So, I think we have three people coming in, and they

have, um... Hi.

Hi. We're here for an appointment.

Right. You have T -Bone? Oh, great. Okay.

First appointment up. That's nice.

How you doing? This is Kiara. Hello, how are you? Yeah, we'll take good care of

T -Bone here. Hey, buddy. He has a photo shoot tomorrow.

A little rejuvenation for you, huh? Fancy.

Frenchie. So cute.

All right, we'll take good care of him in about like 20 minutes.

Cool. Yeah, we got this.

All right. Thank you.

Okay.

Okay. All right. So you like dogs?

Yeah. You know they say for people it'll do like skin tightening and like

youthification. You ready, buddy?

All right, so go ahead and start. Yep, start.

Then select the...

Canine rejuvenation.

That I remember.

Yep. And now, all right, ready? So here's what I'll do.

We'll put them in.

And then now to calibrate, I'll click it manually.

And then you press go.

Press go. Yeah. All right.

And then it will automatically go into phase one.

And that should do it, I think.

It says it's complete. Press next.

Okay. Oh, next. Yeah, try next.

What level do I put?

This was supposed to be set already. I don't know. I think it's 70.

Press 70? Yeah.

And then enter?

Enter.

All right.

All right.

Here we go. Okay.

All right.

That seems to be working.

Oh, I can feel.

So, yeah, we just watch and make sure he stays calm.

And it sprays vanichloranine, which is like a youth treatment.

That power level is really high, though.

That might have been too high. Hold on.

That's way too high. Okay, hold on.

I have no idea what I'm doing. Hold on a minute.

Wait, wait, wait. Is he shrinking in there? What happened?

Looks like he shrank.

T -Bone? Oh, boy.

Did that really shrink him?

Oh, my God.

How did that happen?

T -Bone.

Hey. Oh, my God.

Okay, that was way too high. That power level's way too high. Okay, I'm so

sorry. Let's go home now. What did we have, 70?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, I should have been... How do you make them shrink like

that? I don't know. It brings youth back to the body. Like, it shrinks the

cartilage. So it actually shrinks, huh? Well, technically, popified.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this freaking happened. I'm sorry. Hold on. I'm tripping out.

I'm freaking out because I think the only thing you could see is shadow,

shrinking. Oh, my God.

I never sent a machine like this. It's like this is a prototype.

Let's see if we can bring them back, right? I think so. We should try.

We'll try to do like negative 70.

Right. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

It says updating serial number.

Oh, shoot.

Let me hear it. Hold on a second, T -Bone. We're going to try and reboot

okay? Hang on one second. Let me read you the serial number.

All right.

Okay, yeah. You type this in.

Zero, zero. Yeah.

6 -3 -1 -5 -6 -7. 5 -6 -7. Oh, wait, you know what? This whole thing, this panel

is loose. Is the light on in the front?

No. Oh, my God!

Hang on one second. Let me read you the serial number.

All right.

Okay, yeah, you type this in.

0 -0 -6 -3 -1.

Five, six, seven. Five, six, seven.

Oh, wait. You know what? This whole thing, this panel is loose. Is the light

in the front?

No. Oh, my God.

It made you young.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Um, okay.

This is weird.

You're a kid now.

Look in the mirror.

Holy... Oh, my God. This is like a movie. I think I know what happened,

What happened?

I think we both went through the Carbonaro effect.

Do you know what the Carbonaro effect is? No.

It's a scientific phenomenon for, like, power and stuff.

But it's also the name of a hidden camera.

magic TV show. Yeah, it is. Like the one you're on right now.

Am I?

I'm Michael Carbonaro. You're on my magic TV show right now.

So can you get back older?

No, I'm pretty sure that's permanent.